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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Reading about a couple and I want to say they're older,
but they're not old, but they're not like young and
in their twenties older couple.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They get along very well, very very well.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
They are sexually active with each other. The wife, it's
a husband and wife. The wife is very also attracted
sexually to their neighbor, and the husband is close with
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the with the guy who lives next door.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, Santa, the same person what do you mean, same
person that the wife is half.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Or yeah, is the same and they live next door
to some guy who lives at the at the house
next door, but.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not the secret workshoff, guys, it is not Sanna, it's
not Sama just talked about neighbors.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She wants her husband to see if the neighbor is
into coming over for a joint in like, yeah, I
mean whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Is the husband cool with this? The husband seems like
he's fine with Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, no, I mean, if like you gotta that's step
one is to make sure that your your your your
partner would be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Your husband, your wife whatever. This isn't their first threesome.
Doesn't say, doesn't say.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I feel like that it would be really important to
know why you don't want to mess with neighborly relations
and the awkwardness of a first manage.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wait with the asking or doing. You don't want your
first threesome to.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Be with your neighbor. It's like the same reason you
don't ask someone who's an electrician by trade in your
neighborhood to work on your house. Why it can get awkward,
it could also be awesome. Yeah, have a threesome with
someone else first.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, so Diane, you and Scott your first threesome.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is going to be with a neighbor?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
In threesome world? Is that shunned?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I would think it's too close to home.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I would think it's the perfect starting place.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, but then what happens when stuff goes south?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why is it going to go south?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Things inevitably do right? And then you got to say
that all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Always say that, Doctor Judy. Yes, she used to always
say that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
People would call in and argue with her, we're happy,
we've been in a threesome for five years, and doctor
Judy would say, call me when it ends, Christian, will
you do me a favor? Will you will you find
me a couple who's had a threesome, please with a neighbor. No,
just in general, just in general. You told me I
won't find anybody who's been with a neighbor.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh, I'm sure it's been done. I'm sure it's been regretted.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The why why do you say regretted? I really don't
understand that, because also that's who this person.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is attracted to, find a look alike? The where where
am I going? Are they host look contest every other
day now? And I don't know?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, no, But if that, if if that's what you're
attracted to, that that would be like me saying like, well,
let me back up, christ Will you find me somebody
who's had a threesome please? Eight six six to Elliott
eight six six two three five five four six eight.
That's all I need. I need a couple that's had
a threesome. I don't care if it was two chicks
and a dude. I don't care if it was two
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dudes in a chick. I don't care what it was.
I just need a couple that's had a threesome. But
if if you want to use that theory, that you
don't do it because it's your neighbor. Find find a
look alike that would be Lea like me telling Diane
you really shouldn't. You really shouldn't date who you work with,
so just go find someone else that looks like Scott.
A lot of people do say don't date in the office. Yeah, right,
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but I'm saying Diane did that, But there are people
that say don't. That's why I don't understand why you wouldn't.
If that's who you're attracted to, and that's who you
want to have a threesome with, what's what's the harm?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Listen, I've never had a threesome, but I have had
said and and.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hello to my in laws.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
But that the latter can get thorny at times.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What order did you go in?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh, that you've had sex? How does that get thorny?
There can just be people break up.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Tricky is tricky.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Everybody, everybody in this office has had sex, every one of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Them who has it. I'm going through the full timer.
What I don't I don't know. I don't know about
the part time kids. I don't know. I assume they
have probably here pretty young.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The yeah, okay, when they're still what eighteen nineteen, twenty
years old? They probably bang it out all the time. Okay,
but everybody in here has had sex. I can promise
you that. Who do you think has it?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was just imagining the younger workforce. They've had sex.
Everybody in here has had sex. Is there a sound
stage event today? Joseph hasn't. That's a good call. So,
but why is that? People? People go in and out.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Of relationships, but introducing that element of it being your
next door neighbor.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So it's that hard that bothers me and it being
a first time go at group sex?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Ah, you know, you know one time that I was
really nervous. I was really nervous, and I remember it
the first time I did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I was so nervous. It was hot and it was oily.
What are you describing?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But I love that piece of pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh it was great, And so I've had pizza a
lot since then.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, size slices, the size of three normal pizza line three?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not gonna say my name.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
So I'm part of a couple and we uh, we
did have our neighbor over and I can.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
And it was not uh, it was not a first
for for us?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Was it a first for your neighbor?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I think so, Yeah, I think so. He but you know,
he doesn't. He would do whatever. He's game for anything.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How did you who who approached the neighbor?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We both did in tandem. Was he completely caught off guard?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
But it, uh, it did inevitably go south, and it
took about a year to build back that that neighborly bond.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hey why did it go south? Why did go south?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Well, one one of us went a little further outside
of things.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Meaning like feelings were developing or we're anal more than that.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
No, no, no feelings, no feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But oh I was right anal.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
No, a little extra activity outside.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Of oh oh oh, so you hooked up with him
without your husband being there?
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You know, it's not it's not a good idea. And
we're fortunate enough that we're all we're all fine. But
I can I can pretty much guarantee.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
That we're the exception to the rule.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Have you tiptoed motors are not going to.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Be that cool?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Have you tiptoed back into having threesomes with the neighbor.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
No, no, no, no, he's he's in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
As I got you, I got you all right, Happy holidays,
I do thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yep, what are you yepping? That's the first call? Yeah no,
but I didn't butout.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Things getting weird for a year and then it took
that time to rebuild.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
What she's saying, they were lucky to get back to
that space.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But I'm to me, I can't get beyond the awkward
asking part.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh having that.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like if Jackie was like, hey, you know what, I'm
hot for the neighbor, go ask him, be like okay, okay, hey.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Would you do it by yourself instead of both of.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You going I wouldn't do it. So this person who's
saying that they want the husband asks, do you think
that they need to ask as a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I just think that's awkward if you don't know that
the neighbors into it. What if the neighbor's like, eh,
you know what, not my bag. Then all of a sudden,
you've invited your neighbor to have a threesome in your
neighbor looking at you like, uh.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Did you say the only reason they want to do
this with the neighbor is because the wife find the
wife found him attract and that's it. They've never hinted
the neighbor has never hinted at any or.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She said go go talk to him. Oh my god. Yeah,
like that that I can't get over. And I don't
even know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean, I guess they were close enough that you
felt comfortable asking.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I have neighbors. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not asking them.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like I understand that it's not confrontational to start with.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Actually quite the opposite, I know, But I just like,
if they put the neighbor's mail in our mailbox, I
don't want to go put it up in theirs.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ah, It's just it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Hey, what are you doing on frid No, no, no,
I'm not hosting happy hour? You want to come over
and just the three of us just like have sex
y And if I were the neighbor that was approached,
I don't even know what I would do. I would
be so caught off guard.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You say they're all of similar ages.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, I think so, because that would be strange too
if the neighbor was much older or much younger.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey, Grandpa, I'm twenty. You think you were being proud.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That you're in your fifties and you're approaching the twenty
five year old neighbor.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now, both sides are awkward there, Both sides are a
little awkward. Hi Elliot the morning, he heal?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
We are?
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Who?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hello? Oh yes that's my Hebrew name? Yes, happy Hanukkah?
What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hold he threw you off, but you threw him off.
Hi Ellie in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Said Jason?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, Jason, you've had a threesome.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Yeah, So me and my ex wife had sex with
the neighbors. We were actually in a dude plats So
I don't have the house, they don't have the house,
and I don't recommend it. It's definitely offered at the mailbox.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hey, what is the How many times? Was it a
regular thing once it started?
Speaker 9 (11:35):
No, it was one time too much fireball h hanging
out with the couple next door and my husband wants,
oh my and my wife did the neighbors win?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Had this ever come up before between them of like
we should all hook up? Like did anybody kind of
like dip a toe to see if there was interest?
Or was it literally We've had a lot of fireball
and I want to watch you bang your wife.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
So I think my wife and his wife had kind
of tired things out a little bit before they brought
it to us, and after it happened, they she moved
out within like three months and he told the house.
So they split up, and I'm pretty sure that just
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had a lot to do with it. They couldn't get
over it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Are you and your wife still together?
Speaker 9 (12:37):
No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
We lasted another ten years together.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh wow, good on you, Good on you.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Yeah, it had nothing to do with us separating. It
was different reasons.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, no, I know, I know, all right, very good.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I mean I was school with it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, no, listen, I'm going probably for the best. So
do you start to see now? Oh hi, Dian, that
would be awkward.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Oh and I always do my best to avoid any
sort of interaction, but after this, I wouldn't be able
to stop running into them. And it wouldn't just be
in the neighborhood. It would be at the grocery store.
Good Harris Teeter, exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Hey, Tyler, last time I saw you was last week.
Remember I was watching you drill your wife at the
post office.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yes, Hey, Tyler, the last time I saw you was
ten days ago. Remember I was watching you drill your
wife at the school. Hey, hold on, kids, I'm just
saying the Tyler haven't seen him in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wow, I guess the neighbor thing makes it odd.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh now you acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No, I do, because at first off was like, that
makes it very easy. You're right there.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's somebody you know, you you you, you maybe have
interacted with a bunch you trust.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I would ask of two things if they've gotten your
mail while you were gone, if this scenario ever fell
upon me, the two things would be one obviously consent
to oh, she though thanks bad.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
To promise to never see this person interact with them
ever again. And I feel like that immediately disqualifies your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah. Yeah, but there is something hot about.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
It, right, because you're picturing a like a pornographic movie.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yes, I've watched that scenario play out so many times.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Your life is just like porn Everyone is hot. Yes, yeah,
you're not picturing the average American?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Is that great?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Big track and roll? Hi elliot in the morning. Hi, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Hi? My name.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I can say with my husband and I had probably
dozens or less than one hundreds, but quite a few threasons.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Does is it like like fifty ma'am ma'am? Hello, Oh,
please don't hang up.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Yep, still here, So okay, speaker, my speaker dropped. I'm
still here.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So you you think you and your husband have had
When you say, let's say fifty threesomes, are you talking
about fifty different people or like the same person fifty times?
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Probably twenty different people and sometimes you know more than
one at a time.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Wow, How do you find your partners neighborhood?
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 8 (15:35):
I will say it was easier when Craigslist, the uh
whatever it was, the personal stuff was.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Was up and running.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
So now there's there's websites, there's apps you know, right
that you can go on find that.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Have you fear attractive?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Which you sound like you are.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I like to think so my husband thinks, so.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hey, have you like did you ever have a threesome
with anybody in the neighborhood?
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Yeah, although that was accidental. We didn't know that there
are neighbors until we went over to.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Their place and we were like, oh, than guys, And
that was.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Actually a couple, not a threesome there, but I will
say it's easier when they're closer. In the DMV you
can find people kind of all over, so closer as ideal.
But I will agree with the point made that you.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Don't want your first one to.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Be with someone you know, not a neighbor, not your
best friend, not anyone that you have to see over
and over again. If you're kind of old hat at
that neighbor could be ideal, but if it's your first time,
don't do it with somebody that you have to see again.
Because if you're a couple navigating that, you don't know
what the fallout is going to be. You can dream that,
you can imagine it, but sometimes some things are best left.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Fantasy now, but it doesn't sound like for you it
was best left fantasy.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
No, No, we find it fun. But I wouldn't have
done it with a neighbor first. So first person was
not someone either of us knew beforehand.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You know what to odd about that though, Where it
almost seems counterintuitive is with somebody you know, you feel like, oh,
thank god, this is.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Somebody I know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
This will be this will be easier, won't be awkward, Like, Hi,
what's your name? Oh, hi, Jim, meet my tush Like
it's not but you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
But did you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah? Absolutely absolutely. It is counterintuitive, But yeah, I wouldn't
for anyone thinking about it listening today, don't go with
someone who knows. Don't go with your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
How many how many threesomes did you have before you
banged out a neighbor?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
That one's pretty early on. Actually I would say that opproably,
only a handful. And we didn't know I mean, we
didn't know there were neighbors.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But when you were going to their house, were you like,
why do we even get in the car?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Well?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yeah, when they texted us, they were like, oh it
was an apartment complex and at the time we were
in DC, so you know a lot of people in
the building different floor than us, so not not exactly
the same floor, but only ones four are different.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Did you ever see them again? Like, was it an
ongoing threesome? Was it an ongoing thing?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
We saw them a few times. We only did that
once or twice, I don't remember exactly, maybe twice, but
there wasn't as much jelling. And when you add more
than one additional then you know, you further complicate things.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
So there's got to be more.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Gelling going on.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So you prefer threesome or it's easier to handle a
threesome versus a foursome for sure?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Have you ever invited somebody from work?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
No, work is not as that's also.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
A bad idea.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
No, I think even if you're good with it with
your family, the work is not a.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
With your partner. It's not good to invite someone from
work now, So.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What you're saying is Elliott has a lot of bad ideas.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I you know, it wouldn't be how I would go
about it, and from what I've seen with other people
in relationship follow So anyone who comes to me and
asks you know or if they know anything about and
I like, would you be interested? I'm like, no, I
know you in real life and I care about you.
So I'm not going to be the first. I'll be
your second or third.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But okay, that's cool. No, at least I'm not getting
written off completely.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You gotta go fight a first.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, is the first? Is the first time? Like real scary?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
I think everybody's different for us, it wasn't. In fact,
I didn't even know that that's what my had planned when.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We so were you just like, this is weird. You
got two penises tonight.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Yeah. I mean like, I'm a pretty go with the
flow kind of goal. So I think it was supposed
to be a couple initially, but then the girl chickened
out and I think they're only casually seeing each other.
So we ended up seeing that guy for I don't know,
probably a couple of years until he moved to California.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
But he was great.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
I would anytime he's in town. Hits me up, so
you know, first time isn't necessarily bad or wasn't scary
for me.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Alcohol helped a bit at.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
I think I think we really left out. We had
a phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Time, and there's nothing you won't do.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Well, there's things I won't do in the bedroom, but
I'm a pretty open minded person.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Like what more bad ideas? Eliot?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, honestly, and by the way, I'm not saying that
like like you're bad. I just can't imagine you've had
one hundred threesomes or you're gonna tell me no, no,
they're there. That is a don't cross area.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I draw the line at.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, was it. This isn't the first time you've been
slut shamed, right, I'm not slutshaming. I'm celebrating. You made
assumptions about her, not at all.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yes, you said there's nothing you won't do.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If you told me you've had.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
One hundred threesomes, I'm thinking the what is?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What? What could you possibly not be into?
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, so I'm not into any and I've never been
asked to do anything super weird, but I would say
weird stuff that you'd be like, all right, you need
to go on a fetish website.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, right, No, I'm talking here here, back there, like
all that's fair game.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Yeah, sure, sure, yeah, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Not talking about like, well, now you got to make
a duty on a table.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Always go to that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And why do you always clench your fists and move
your shoulders robotically.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
When you say that. No, but I'd like normal stuff,
normal stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Normal stuff, open minded, just with it's fun to switch
things up and get a little variety, and everybody's a
little bit different. You learn new things with each person
or people, and you know that further ads to how
great things are between you and your partner.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You should host like like like online classes or tutoring
or something.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'll think about it.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right, very good, very good, I hit up all right,
very good. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Perhaps that's how you cryptically ask your neighbor, Elliott, what.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
To make a do on the table. No, so do
you think things are best left to fantasy? I mean
all the neighbors, like what like football.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Thing? You know?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Are they are they best left fantasy?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But what do we take from all the experts, all
the experts? What what did we learn.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Stay away from a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But more so than neighbors co workers. Well, she was
adamant about yeah, and that not shaming. She was in
a world of experience. She was a pro.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
It's like when we had Wan Padia call in yesterday, Elliott,
it thinks pro is short for prostitute. He does, he
told me off air.
Reading about a couple and I want to say they're older,
but they're not old, but they're not like young and
in their twenties older couple.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They get along very well, very very well.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
They are sexually active with each other. The wife, it's
a husband and wife. The wife is very also attracted
sexually to their neighbor, and the husband is close with
(00:33):
the with the guy who lives next door.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, Santa, the same person what do you mean, same
person that the wife is half.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Or yeah, is the same and they live next door
to some guy who lives at the at the house
next door, but.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not the secret workshoff, guys, it is not Sanna, it's
not Sama just talked about neighbors.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She wants her husband to see if the neighbor is
into coming over for a joint in like, yeah, I
mean whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Is the husband cool with this? The husband seems like
he's fine with Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, no, I mean, if like you gotta that's step
one is to make sure that your your your your
partner would be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Your husband, your wife whatever. This isn't their first threesome.
Doesn't say, doesn't say.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I feel like that it would be really important to
know why you don't want to mess with neighborly relations
and the awkwardness of a first manage.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wait with the asking or doing. You don't want your
first threesome to.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Be with your neighbor. It's like the same reason you
don't ask someone who's an electrician by trade in your
neighborhood to work on your house. Why it can get awkward,
it could also be awesome. Yeah, have a threesome with
someone else first.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, so Diane, you and Scott your first threesome.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is going to be with a neighbor?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
In threesome world? Is that shunned?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I would think it's too close to home.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I would think it's the perfect starting place.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, but then what happens when stuff goes south?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why is it going to go south?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Things inevitably do right? And then you got to say
that all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Always say that, Doctor Judy. Yes, she used to always
say that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
People would call in and argue with her, we're happy,
we've been in a threesome for five years, and doctor
Judy would say, call me when it ends, Christian, will
you do me a favor? Will you will you find
me a couple who's had a threesome, please with a neighbor. No,
just in general, just in general. You told me I
won't find anybody who's been with a neighbor.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh, I'm sure it's been done. I'm sure it's been regretted.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The why why do you say regretted? I really don't
understand that, because also that's who this person.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is attracted to, find a look alike? The where where
am I going? Are they host look contest every other
day now? And I don't know?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, no, But if that, if if that's what you're
attracted to, that that would be like me saying like, well,
let me back up, christ Will you find me somebody
who's had a threesome please? Eight six six to Elliott
eight six six two three five five four six eight.
That's all I need. I need a couple that's had
a threesome. I don't care if it was two chicks
and a dude. I don't care if it was two
(03:26):
dudes in a chick. I don't care what it was.
I just need a couple that's had a threesome. But
if if you want to use that theory, that you
don't do it because it's your neighbor. Find find a
look alike that would be Lea like me telling Diane
you really shouldn't. You really shouldn't date who you work with,
so just go find someone else that looks like Scott.
A lot of people do say don't date in the office. Yeah, right,
(03:48):
but I'm saying Diane did that, But there are people
that say don't. That's why I don't understand why you wouldn't.
If that's who you're attracted to, and that's who you
want to have a threesome with, what's what's the harm?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Listen, I've never had a threesome, but I have had
said and and.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hello to my in laws.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
But that the latter can get thorny at times.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What order did you go in?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh, that you've had sex? How does that get thorny?
There can just be people break up.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Tricky is tricky.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Everybody, everybody in this office has had sex, every one of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Them who has it. I'm going through the full timer.
What I don't I don't know. I don't know about
the part time kids. I don't know. I assume they
have probably here pretty young.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The yeah, okay, when they're still what eighteen nineteen, twenty
years old? They probably bang it out all the time. Okay,
but everybody in here has had sex. I can promise
you that. Who do you think has it?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was just imagining the younger workforce. They've had sex.
Everybody in here has had sex. Is there a sound
stage event today? Joseph hasn't. That's a good call. So,
but why is that? People? People go in and out.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Of relationships, but introducing that element of it being your
next door neighbor.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So it's that hard that bothers me and it being
a first time go at group sex?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Ah, you know, you know one time that I was
really nervous. I was really nervous, and I remember it
the first time I did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I was so nervous. It was hot and it was oily.
What are you describing?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But I love that piece of pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh it was great, And so I've had pizza a
lot since then.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, size slices, the size of three normal pizza line three?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not gonna say my name.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
So I'm part of a couple and we uh, we
did have our neighbor over and I can.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
And it was not uh, it was not a first
for for us?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Was it a first for your neighbor?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I think so, Yeah, I think so. He but you know,
he doesn't. He would do whatever. He's game for anything.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How did you who who approached the neighbor?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We both did in tandem. Was he completely caught off guard?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
But it, uh, it did inevitably go south, and it
took about a year to build back that that neighborly bond.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hey why did it go south? Why did go south?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Well, one one of us went a little further outside
of things.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Meaning like feelings were developing or we're anal more than that.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
No, no, no feelings, no feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But oh I was right anal.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
No, a little extra activity outside.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Of oh oh oh, so you hooked up with him
without your husband being there?
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You know, it's not it's not a good idea. And
we're fortunate enough that we're all we're all fine. But
I can I can pretty much guarantee.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
That we're the exception to the rule.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Have you tiptoed motors are not going to.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Be that cool?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Have you tiptoed back into having threesomes with the neighbor.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
No, no, no, no, he's he's in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
As I got you, I got you all right, Happy holidays,
I do thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yep, what are you yepping? That's the first call? Yeah no,
but I didn't butout.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Things getting weird for a year and then it took
that time to rebuild.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
What she's saying, they were lucky to get back to
that space.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But I'm to me, I can't get beyond the awkward
asking part.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh having that.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like if Jackie was like, hey, you know what, I'm
hot for the neighbor, go ask him, be like okay, okay, hey.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Would you do it by yourself instead of both of.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You going I wouldn't do it. So this person who's
saying that they want the husband asks, do you think
that they need to ask as a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I just think that's awkward if you don't know that
the neighbors into it. What if the neighbor's like, eh,
you know what, not my bag. Then all of a sudden,
you've invited your neighbor to have a threesome in your
neighbor looking at you like, uh.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Did you say the only reason they want to do
this with the neighbor is because the wife find the
wife found him attract and that's it. They've never hinted
the neighbor has never hinted at any or.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She said go go talk to him. Oh my god. Yeah,
like that that I can't get over. And I don't
even know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean, I guess they were close enough that you
felt comfortable asking.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I have neighbors. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not asking them.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like I understand that it's not confrontational to start with.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Actually quite the opposite, I know, But I just like,
if they put the neighbor's mail in our mailbox, I
don't want to go put it up in theirs.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ah, It's just it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Hey, what are you doing on frid No, no, no,
I'm not hosting happy hour? You want to come over
and just the three of us just like have sex
y And if I were the neighbor that was approached,
I don't even know what I would do. I would
be so caught off guard.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You say they're all of similar ages.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, I think so, because that would be strange too
if the neighbor was much older or much younger.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey, Grandpa, I'm twenty. You think you were being proud.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That you're in your fifties and you're approaching the twenty
five year old neighbor.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now, both sides are awkward there, Both sides are a
little awkward. Hi Elliot the morning, he heal?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
We are?
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Who?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hello? Oh yes that's my Hebrew name? Yes, happy Hanukkah?
What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hold he threw you off, but you threw him off.
Hi Ellie in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Said Jason?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, Jason, you've had a threesome.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Yeah, So me and my ex wife had sex with
the neighbors. We were actually in a dude plats So
I don't have the house, they don't have the house,
and I don't recommend it. It's definitely offered at the mailbox.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hey, what is the How many times? Was it a
regular thing once it started?
Speaker 9 (11:35):
No, it was one time too much fireball h hanging
out with the couple next door and my husband wants,
oh my and my wife did the neighbors win?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Had this ever come up before between them of like
we should all hook up? Like did anybody kind of
like dip a toe to see if there was interest?
Or was it literally We've had a lot of fireball
and I want to watch you bang your wife.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
So I think my wife and his wife had kind
of tired things out a little bit before they brought
it to us, and after it happened, they she moved
out within like three months and he told the house.
So they split up, and I'm pretty sure that just
(12:30):
had a lot to do with it. They couldn't get
over it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Are you and your wife still together?
Speaker 9 (12:37):
No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
We lasted another ten years together.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh wow, good on you, Good on you.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Yeah, it had nothing to do with us separating. It
was different reasons.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, no, I know, I know, all right, very good.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I mean I was school with it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, no, listen, I'm going probably for the best. So
do you start to see now? Oh hi, Dian, that
would be awkward.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Oh and I always do my best to avoid any
sort of interaction, but after this, I wouldn't be able
to stop running into them. And it wouldn't just be
in the neighborhood. It would be at the grocery store.
Good Harris Teeter, exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Hey, Tyler, last time I saw you was last week.
Remember I was watching you drill your wife at the
post office.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yes, Hey, Tyler, the last time I saw you was
ten days ago. Remember I was watching you drill your
wife at the school. Hey, hold on, kids, I'm just
saying the Tyler haven't seen him in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wow, I guess the neighbor thing makes it odd.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh now you acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No, I do, because at first off was like, that
makes it very easy. You're right there.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's somebody you know, you you you, you maybe have
interacted with a bunch you trust.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I would ask of two things if they've gotten your
mail while you were gone, if this scenario ever fell
upon me, the two things would be one obviously consent
to oh, she though thanks bad.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
To promise to never see this person interact with them
ever again. And I feel like that immediately disqualifies your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah. Yeah, but there is something hot about.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
It, right, because you're picturing a like a pornographic movie.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yes, I've watched that scenario play out so many times.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Your life is just like porn Everyone is hot. Yes, yeah,
you're not picturing the average American?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Is that great?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Big track and roll? Hi elliot in the morning. Hi, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Hi? My name.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I can say with my husband and I had probably
dozens or less than one hundreds, but quite a few threasons.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Does is it like like fifty ma'am ma'am? Hello, Oh,
please don't hang up.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Yep, still here, So okay, speaker, my speaker dropped. I'm
still here.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So you you think you and your husband have had
When you say, let's say fifty threesomes, are you talking
about fifty different people or like the same person fifty times?
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Probably twenty different people and sometimes you know more than
one at a time.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Wow, How do you find your partners neighborhood?
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 8 (15:35):
I will say it was easier when Craigslist, the uh
whatever it was, the personal stuff was.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Was up and running.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
So now there's there's websites, there's apps you know, right
that you can go on find that.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Have you fear attractive?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Which you sound like you are.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I like to think so my husband thinks, so.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hey, have you like did you ever have a threesome
with anybody in the neighborhood?
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Yeah, although that was accidental. We didn't know that there
are neighbors until we went over to.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Their place and we were like, oh, than guys, And
that was.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Actually a couple, not a threesome there, but I will
say it's easier when they're closer. In the DMV you
can find people kind of all over, so closer as ideal.
But I will agree with the point made that you.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Don't want your first one to.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Be with someone you know, not a neighbor, not your
best friend, not anyone that you have to see over
and over again. If you're kind of old hat at
that neighbor could be ideal, but if it's your first time,
don't do it with somebody that you have to see again.
Because if you're a couple navigating that, you don't know
what the fallout is going to be. You can dream that,
you can imagine it, but sometimes some things are best left.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Fantasy now, but it doesn't sound like for you it
was best left fantasy.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
No, No, we find it fun. But I wouldn't have
done it with a neighbor first. So first person was
not someone either of us knew beforehand.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You know what to odd about that though, Where it
almost seems counterintuitive is with somebody you know, you feel like, oh,
thank god, this is.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Somebody I know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
This will be this will be easier, won't be awkward, Like, Hi,
what's your name? Oh, hi, Jim, meet my tush Like
it's not but you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
But did you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah? Absolutely absolutely. It is counterintuitive, But yeah, I wouldn't
for anyone thinking about it listening today, don't go with
someone who knows. Don't go with your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
How many how many threesomes did you have before you
banged out a neighbor?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
That one's pretty early on. Actually I would say that opproably,
only a handful. And we didn't know I mean, we
didn't know there were neighbors.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But when you were going to their house, were you like,
why do we even get in the car?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Well?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yeah, when they texted us, they were like, oh it
was an apartment complex and at the time we were
in DC, so you know a lot of people in
the building different floor than us, so not not exactly
the same floor, but only ones four are different.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Did you ever see them again? Like, was it an
ongoing threesome? Was it an ongoing thing?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
We saw them a few times. We only did that
once or twice, I don't remember exactly, maybe twice, but
there wasn't as much jelling. And when you add more
than one additional then you know, you further complicate things.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
So there's got to be more.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Gelling going on.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So you prefer threesome or it's easier to handle a
threesome versus a foursome for sure?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Have you ever invited somebody from work?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
No, work is not as that's also.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
A bad idea.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
No, I think even if you're good with it with
your family, the work is not a.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
With your partner. It's not good to invite someone from
work now, So.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What you're saying is Elliott has a lot of bad ideas.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I you know, it wouldn't be how I would go
about it, and from what I've seen with other people
in relationship follow So anyone who comes to me and
asks you know or if they know anything about and
I like, would you be interested? I'm like, no, I
know you in real life and I care about you.
So I'm not going to be the first. I'll be
your second or third.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But okay, that's cool. No, at least I'm not getting
written off completely.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You gotta go fight a first.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, is the first? Is the first time? Like real scary?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
I think everybody's different for us, it wasn't. In fact,
I didn't even know that that's what my had planned when.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We so were you just like, this is weird. You
got two penises tonight.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Yeah. I mean like, I'm a pretty go with the
flow kind of goal. So I think it was supposed
to be a couple initially, but then the girl chickened
out and I think they're only casually seeing each other.
So we ended up seeing that guy for I don't know,
probably a couple of years until he moved to California.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
But he was great.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
I would anytime he's in town. Hits me up, so
you know, first time isn't necessarily bad or wasn't scary
for me.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Alcohol helped a bit at.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
I think I think we really left out. We had
a phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Time, and there's nothing you won't do.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Well, there's things I won't do in the bedroom, but
I'm a pretty open minded person.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Like what more bad ideas? Eliot?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, honestly, and by the way, I'm not saying that
like like you're bad. I just can't imagine you've had
one hundred threesomes or you're gonna tell me no, no,
they're there. That is a don't cross area.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I draw the line at.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, was it. This isn't the first time you've been
slut shamed, right, I'm not slutshaming. I'm celebrating. You made
assumptions about her, not at all.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yes, you said there's nothing you won't do.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If you told me you've had.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
One hundred threesomes, I'm thinking the what is?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What? What could you possibly not be into?
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, so I'm not into any and I've never been
asked to do anything super weird, but I would say
weird stuff that you'd be like, all right, you need
to go on a fetish website.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, right, No, I'm talking here here, back there, like
all that's fair game.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Yeah, sure, sure, yeah, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Not talking about like, well, now you got to make
a duty on a table.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Always go to that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And why do you always clench your fists and move
your shoulders robotically.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
When you say that. No, but I'd like normal stuff,
normal stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Normal stuff, open minded, just with it's fun to switch
things up and get a little variety, and everybody's a
little bit different. You learn new things with each person
or people, and you know that further ads to how
great things are between you and your partner.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You should host like like like online classes or tutoring
or something.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'll think about it.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right, very good, very good, I hit up all right,
very good. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Perhaps that's how you cryptically ask your neighbor, Elliott, what.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
To make a do on the table. No, so do
you think things are best left to fantasy? I mean
all the neighbors, like what like football.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Thing? You know?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Are they are they best left fantasy?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But what do we take from all the experts, all
the experts? What what did we learn.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Stay away from a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But more so than neighbors co workers. Well, she was
adamant about yeah, and that not shaming. She was in
a world of experience. She was a pro.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
It's like when we had Wan Padia call in yesterday, Elliott,
it thinks pro is short for prostitute. He does, he
told me off air.
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!