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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Michael from m VA and Victoria's Secret. What
is MVA? Oh that's got to be the pair company.
My wife and I listen every day. I remember a
while back you were talking about finding a new cologne.
I wanted to put together a small package with a
few of our fragrances for each of you. Kristen, you
(00:20):
want to come in real quick. I also included another
top so so there's one for everybody. Two three, four five.
I also included another top seller that you can pass
along to Jackie or Lindsey, which I would be more
than happy to do.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I did not know that Victoria's Secret had fragrances.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh that store smells nice when
you go in.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
There's like a whole display of them.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, like you know how like the yeah, I was
gonna say, and I'm not comparison, Well I guess I
am comparison what Oh so that's that is how you
say it. You also didn't know how to say tanna
before comparison.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yes, comparing, Thank you, Kristen. Anyway, My god, they have
so much online.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, I was just gonna say it kind of reminds me,
except a little bit more of like American Eagle has
their own, and Abercrombie has their own, and it's it's
there's several. Now, Victoria's Secret not only has perfumes and colognes,
but they also have like like lotions and stuff like that.
Like you get a lot at Victoria's.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Secret, but it also and I can see, what's.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
My favorite time to be at Victoria's Secret?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Uh, usually like the holidays when the panties are half off.
Thank you. I love that I can see from your box.
It's not just like, oh, this is the Victoria's Secret scent. No,
clearly have a lot of different smells.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Now, let me get these out because they are specific
for each of us.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, he picked out one that goes okay.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, everybody gets their own. Oh okay, I see on
the top here. Everybody gets their own scent.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Man, this is awfully nice.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh yeah, no, it's great. Okay. Let me start with Diane.
You get Bear not e A R R R E.
Diane Bear perfume is one of our newer scents. I
gave this to Diane because it is a lighter scent
and it's supposed to be unique to each individual's body chemistry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's stay let's smell it. Oh boy, but I have
to open it. I know, but is it? Is it
all wrapped up?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, it's got a little plastic thing around it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Let me smell you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Here. Are you spraying it?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I sprayed it on my arm.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, but you're waving around like you're having a seat.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Because you don't want to. You don't want to. I'm
just gonna say something inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Let me smell. Let me smell you. Oh, that smells nice.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Is that what we have to do? We have to
rub her arm before we well?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I like appropriately.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What's that the smell is?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Gentle? Spray them in the air so we all can
get it. Smell Dian's arm right in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But if you if we just spray them in the air,
it's gonna smell like he got it. It's gonna smell
like an old woman's department store.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That smells nice.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, No, it is nice. I like that. Yeah, Diane,
when I bust into your hotel room later for that
panty raid, let's make sure that you know what you
should do. By the way, it smells so good in
here right now. It smells great. No, you know what
you should do? With that. For Scott, when you get
home from the hotel, remember my favorite scene in Friday
(03:55):
the thirteenth, Just get a little spritzy on the panting.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It reminds me of remember air in high school, I
would wear my mom's musk or javan. I'm not saying
this sounds like a mother's or smells like a mother's.
You wore your mothers you, but I just loved that
vanilla note that was in her musk, and this this
has a musk note or two to it. Would you
(04:21):
guys agree it doesn't smell mothery? No, I just said
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, it just reminds him of when he used to
wear his mom's perfumed No, it was you said, you
weren't the school.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It was a musk.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That smells.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really now we're really getting it. The No, probably don't
need to spray it five times sounds exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's why you should have just smelled it on Diane's
or because I also like how it smells with Diane's
natural smell. So what are you doing now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm smelling it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, but you pulled your sleeve down.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, I can smell it from my sleeve. Then it's
not so strong.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It wasn't strong to begin with. It is now because
you sprayed half a gallon in the room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
We need those testing strips. They could do a room
spray out of that one.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ye oh, yeah, no, it's very nice. They do a
room it's very nice. Well, I mean all perfume at
Cologne is a room spray.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The formula may be different when it's actually a room spray.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Is that what your mom told you when you were
wearing her perfume?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, because I never told her I was wearing it
and it wasn't her perfume.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
For Tyler. Now, I don't know if this is for
you or for your mom. For Tyler Men's deep Water Cologne,
which is our newest fragrance for men. You'll see here vs. Hymn.
That's Victoria's secret Hymn deep Water. Wow. That's a big
(05:44):
ass bottle too. That's like trunk cologne.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Here we go opening this up, the tops come off.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I can't tell you the last time I wore cologne.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I have it on this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You brought cologne to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You brought clothes and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No. Those are the cookies we'll make later on.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Now, this is why did you bring a couple of
colone to the hotel?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
My family for Christmas got me a travel sized cologne.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Actually, a couple of years ago, Diane got me a
bottle of Clone and it's it's my Clone. It was
a great gift. She contacted lindsay, it was a great surprise.
I love it, but it's too big.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It was the bottle that you called Lindsey.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
He talked about, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Getting I got a gift called.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I just texted her. I was like, no, no, no,
that bottle that he broke? Which one was it?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Do you mean his mother's my daughter broke?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
This is today. So I don't understand all that. Fine,
but why are you bringing it to the hotel? Because
I don't want to date. I don't want to have
to lie to the kids and tell him I didn't
wear cologne. Though.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I got excited when I was packing my dop kit
because I could bring my travel sized cologne.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh Jesus, hey, what's so funny? I'd like to spray
it on the sheets.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But what's so great is I brought five different Papa
Tuy bottles to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And none of them are travel sized.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But I just thought skincare party.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, basically, so I am wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I did send Tyler a text last night and asked
if he wanted to go downstairs for a cigarette, and
the text I got back was no, I just finished
washing my face.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then outside the cold and whip.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But I didn't put that much on so I'll be
able to smell this what is called deep water.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, men's deep water cologne vs him?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
All right, do we want the spray for the group
first or just on me?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
On you? I think if we sprayed the room, it's
too much. It's gonna give me a headache.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It'll smell like, oh, you're sprayed on paper, and then
you can hand it around like.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The way paper smells.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I sprayed to lay walk away? Yes, what are you doing?
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did you have to on your face?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You have to ram a stick up your ass before
you walk. You can't.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Spray the paper, spray the paper. No, I want to smell.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Just smell yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh my god, Yes, it smells nice. It smells really good.
Tell you it stops spraying paper. You're like Grandma stella.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, it's nice smell it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I am smelling it. No, that's for him.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Hey, I have a tactical fork.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's nice that You're right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This isn't sample size bodily No, no, these are legit
what sex uh Elliott, I got you Men's Platinum body spray.
It is the third fragrance we came out with for men.
I understand it's not ax Phoenix, but it is in
(09:03):
the form of a body spray. Now, I'll be real honest,
I've never used a body spray. Really, never I wore
I could tell you I wore Colonne.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
How old would I have been when I wore I
can't even think of the name of it, Royal Copenhagen
Middle School. Yeah, that would have been. That's the That's
the last time I ever wore cologne. I just never
wear cologne.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You've said that about Colone, but I thought you had
done spray as before.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, no, like, I'll use like ax Phoenix as my
body wash.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh that's a wash. Yeah, familiar with the.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah no, no, no, no, like like now I've moved
on like only because they didn't have it. But at
this at the CVS, like now I have my body
wash is old spice swagger and my shampoo is old
spice Fiji.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh you're mixing.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's what they had. But I will go back to acts.
But I've never I've never had a spray. I don't
even I gotta be real, honest. Is this just cologne?
Because I don't even really know what like.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Body spray is different than colone?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
So how do I like? Similar?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But how do you use it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I've never applied body spray?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But do you spray it like cologne?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Spray? And walks through?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What tiler?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I've sprayed Dela walk away?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No? What do we do first?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Got a ramit and stick up your ass?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So let me let me read from the website. What
is the name of that one again?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It is Men's Platinum. It's the third fragrance for men
that we came out with.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All right, Platinum for him that's me and Elliott. Are
you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Where is Where's mine?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So? I see?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But you're in perfumes?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, because this is the vs Him body lotion. That's platinum.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
This does say vs Him Platinum bodies Spray. Vaporous tour
the poorest tour? How do you say that?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Vaporized or tour?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, there's definitely a t the Porous Tour and poor
lay Core.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe it's the same as Colone. I like to target
my pulse points.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, I'm just gonna spray my arm.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh that comes out like an air. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That smells nice, though, Smell me, smell me. I'll come
to you, Diane. You don't need to be in the
horseshoe like.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
To shove your arm in my face because I got
it on my lip.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
The spray sprayed of my eyes straight, sprayed in the
in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, you ready, close your eyes, close your eyes, spray it.
I sprayed it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, it's in my hair.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, Papa Tui, that's good too.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's nice. I don't know what I do with it though,
Like I'm not getting out of it all over my body,
Like I said, I'm not sure if it's just I'm
gonna treat it like. Oh, and watch how I lock it.
Watch how I lock it. Oh that's how my Fiji
locks and then it opens right up. You know what
I'm gonna spray. I'm gonna bring that to the Hotel Kristin. Yes,
(12:19):
here it is Bombshell. Perfume is our best seller. I
gave this to Kristin because it also repels mosquitoes. What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Just sound?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's funny to say.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I thought she may want to smell good while skinning
a buck and not being bothered by mosquitoes. You can
easily find scientific studies confirming the fragrance repelled mosquitoes in
magazines such as Journal of Insects, Science, Field, and Stream,
and also Smithsonian Magazine. So there have been stories about
(12:55):
how this repels mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just google bombs old mosquito repellent and you will get
pages of results. Here you go. This is O de parfume.
That's what Tyler used to wear. Yeah, I'm gonna walk
this box to the garbage. Watch what I do?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Christen?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
This is it's a christ It's a roller ball.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Wait how does that work as to roll it on
your skin? It's like an oil I guess not necessarily
an oil, but vs M honey, that's nice too, Yes,
it's sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Let me smell it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Diane has it here?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
What do you put it on paper?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Because it's like you do it. It's sephora that smells good.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, oh I like that. I gotta I like no offense.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I have an awakening eye. Gel on.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Are you worried about a contradiction?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's the same ex so are you wearing a scented pad?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, it just looks very much like this bottle.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So I just don't.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I can I say something, but I don't want to
be offensive to anybody. I like Kristen's more than Diane's.
No offense, not offensive. Your smells right for you. But
I like this one. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think Michael tried to match. Yes, it is great
your original discussion.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
This wouldn't smell right on Diane.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well because we Diane likes the mosquitoes, so visually we'd
be thrown off as well. That is nice.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That is nice. That's very nice. That's very yeah. No,
that's great, Thank you, Michael. How about that? And if
I now own cologne from Victoria's Secret, they're all nice. Now,
I did learn. I had no idea that Victoria. I
knew Victoria's Secret had perfume, but I.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Didn't know they did men's fragrances either.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I had no idea. Yeah, does Victoria's Secret do men's clothing? No?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know. Do they have panties.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, they're half off.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
When you search a v SIM it's mostly fragrance.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Fragrance, Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And maybe a musk. Right, isn't there another male who
likes a musk? Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And then this is that tease that we have to
split between Jackie and Lindsay. Oh okay, I don't know
how to just she can wear it on even numbered days,
just bring it back and forth. Oh no, a hair anyway, Michael,
thank you. I'm gonna wear my I'm gonna wear my scent.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The room smells good, The room smells good.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It does remind me, and it doesn't have to be
Victoria's Secret, but it reminds me of walking into like
a really a nice, yummy store, that nice store.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
The yummy Jesus Christ there like citrus. You know it's
a yummy store. A restaurant, Cinnabond, that's yummy. I eat that.
I'd spray that all over my body. Anyway, Go to
Victoria's Secret, see if panties are head
This is Michael from m VA and Victoria's Secret. What
is MVA? Oh that's got to be the pair company.
My wife and I listen every day. I remember a
while back you were talking about finding a new cologne.
I wanted to put together a small package with a
few of our fragrances for each of you. Kristen, you
(00:20):
want to come in real quick. I also included another
top so so there's one for everybody. Two three, four five.
I also included another top seller that you can pass
along to Jackie or Lindsey, which I would be more
than happy to do.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I did not know that Victoria's Secret had fragrances.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh that store smells nice when
you go in.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
There's like a whole display of them.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, like you know how like the yeah, I was
gonna say, and I'm not comparison, Well I guess I
am comparison what Oh so that's that is how you
say it. You also didn't know how to say tanna
before comparison.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yes, comparing, Thank you, Kristen. Anyway, My god, they have
so much online.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, I was just gonna say it kind of reminds me,
except a little bit more of like American Eagle has
their own, and Abercrombie has their own, and it's it's
there's several. Now, Victoria's Secret not only has perfumes and colognes,
but they also have like like lotions and stuff like that.
Like you get a lot at Victoria's.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Secret, but it also and I can see, what's.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
My favorite time to be at Victoria's Secret?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Uh, usually like the holidays when the panties are half off.
Thank you. I love that I can see from your box.
It's not just like, oh, this is the Victoria's Secret scent. No,
clearly have a lot of different smells.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Now, let me get these out because they are specific
for each of us.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, he picked out one that goes okay.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, everybody gets their own. Oh okay, I see on
the top here. Everybody gets their own scent.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Man, this is awfully nice.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh yeah, no, it's great. Okay. Let me start with Diane.
You get Bear not e A R R R E.
Diane Bear perfume is one of our newer scents. I
gave this to Diane because it is a lighter scent
and it's supposed to be unique to each individual's body chemistry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's stay let's smell it. Oh boy, but I have
to open it. I know, but is it? Is it
all wrapped up?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, it's got a little plastic thing around it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Let me smell you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Here. Are you spraying it?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I sprayed it on my arm.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, but you're waving around like you're having a seat.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Because you don't want to. You don't want to. I'm
just gonna say something inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Let me smell. Let me smell you. Oh, that smells nice.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Is that what we have to do? We have to
rub her arm before we well?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I like appropriately.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What's that the smell is?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Gentle? Spray them in the air so we all can
get it. Smell Dian's arm right in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But if you if we just spray them in the air,
it's gonna smell like he got it. It's gonna smell
like an old woman's department store.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That smells nice.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, No, it is nice. I like that. Yeah, Diane,
when I bust into your hotel room later for that
panty raid, let's make sure that you know what you
should do. By the way, it smells so good in
here right now. It smells great. No, you know what
you should do? With that. For Scott, when you get
home from the hotel, remember my favorite scene in Friday
(03:55):
the thirteenth, Just get a little spritzy on the panting.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It reminds me of remember air in high school, I
would wear my mom's musk or javan. I'm not saying
this sounds like a mother's or smells like a mother's.
You wore your mothers you, but I just loved that
vanilla note that was in her musk, and this this
has a musk note or two to it. Would you
(04:21):
guys agree it doesn't smell mothery? No, I just said
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, it just reminds him of when he used to
wear his mom's perfumed No, it was you said, you
weren't the school.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It was a musk.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That smells.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really now we're really getting it. The No, probably don't
need to spray it five times sounds exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's why you should have just smelled it on Diane's
or because I also like how it smells with Diane's
natural smell. So what are you doing now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm smelling it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, but you pulled your sleeve down.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, I can smell it from my sleeve. Then it's
not so strong.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It wasn't strong to begin with. It is now because
you sprayed half a gallon in the room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
We need those testing strips. They could do a room
spray out of that one.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ye oh, yeah, no, it's very nice. They do a
room it's very nice. Well, I mean all perfume at
Cologne is a room spray.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The formula may be different when it's actually a room spray.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Is that what your mom told you when you were
wearing her perfume?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, because I never told her I was wearing it
and it wasn't her perfume.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
For Tyler. Now, I don't know if this is for
you or for your mom. For Tyler Men's deep Water Cologne,
which is our newest fragrance for men. You'll see here vs. Hymn.
That's Victoria's secret Hymn deep Water. Wow. That's a big
(05:44):
ass bottle too. That's like trunk cologne.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Here we go opening this up, the tops come off.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I can't tell you the last time I wore cologne.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I have it on this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You brought cologne to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You brought clothes and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No. Those are the cookies we'll make later on.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Now, this is why did you bring a couple of
colone to the hotel?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
My family for Christmas got me a travel sized cologne.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Actually, a couple of years ago, Diane got me a
bottle of Clone and it's it's my Clone. It was
a great gift. She contacted lindsay, it was a great surprise.
I love it, but it's too big.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It was the bottle that you called Lindsey.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
He talked about, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Getting I got a gift called.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I just texted her. I was like, no, no, no,
that bottle that he broke? Which one was it?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Do you mean his mother's my daughter broke?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
This is today. So I don't understand all that. Fine,
but why are you bringing it to the hotel? Because
I don't want to date. I don't want to have
to lie to the kids and tell him I didn't
wear cologne. Though.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I got excited when I was packing my dop kit
because I could bring my travel sized cologne.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh Jesus, hey, what's so funny? I'd like to spray
it on the sheets.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But what's so great is I brought five different Papa
Tuy bottles to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And none of them are travel sized.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But I just thought skincare party.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, basically, so I am wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I did send Tyler a text last night and asked
if he wanted to go downstairs for a cigarette, and
the text I got back was no, I just finished
washing my face.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then outside the cold and whip.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But I didn't put that much on so I'll be
able to smell this what is called deep water.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, men's deep water cologne vs him?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
All right, do we want the spray for the group
first or just on me?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
On you? I think if we sprayed the room, it's
too much. It's gonna give me a headache.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It'll smell like, oh, you're sprayed on paper, and then
you can hand it around like.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The way paper smells.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I sprayed to lay walk away? Yes, what are you doing?
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did you have to on your face?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You have to ram a stick up your ass before
you walk. You can't.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Spray the paper, spray the paper. No, I want to smell.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Just smell yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh my god, Yes, it smells nice. It smells really good.
Tell you it stops spraying paper. You're like Grandma stella.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, it's nice smell it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I am smelling it. No, that's for him.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Hey, I have a tactical fork.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's nice that You're right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This isn't sample size bodily No, no, these are legit
what sex uh Elliott, I got you Men's Platinum body spray.
It is the third fragrance we came out with for men.
I understand it's not ax Phoenix, but it is in
(09:03):
the form of a body spray. Now, I'll be real honest,
I've never used a body spray. Really, never I wore
I could tell you I wore Colonne.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
How old would I have been when I wore I
can't even think of the name of it, Royal Copenhagen
Middle School. Yeah, that would have been. That's the That's
the last time I ever wore cologne. I just never
wear cologne.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You've said that about Colone, but I thought you had
done spray as before.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, no, like, I'll use like ax Phoenix as my
body wash.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh that's a wash. Yeah, familiar with the.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah no, no, no, no, like like now I've moved
on like only because they didn't have it. But at
this at the CVS, like now I have my body
wash is old spice swagger and my shampoo is old
spice Fiji.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh you're mixing.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's what they had. But I will go back to acts.
But I've never I've never had a spray. I don't
even I gotta be real, honest. Is this just cologne?
Because I don't even really know what like.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Body spray is different than colone?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
So how do I like? Similar?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But how do you use it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I've never applied body spray?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But do you spray it like cologne?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Spray? And walks through?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What tiler?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I've sprayed Dela walk away?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No? What do we do first?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Got a ramit and stick up your ass?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So let me let me read from the website. What
is the name of that one again?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It is Men's Platinum. It's the third fragrance for men
that we came out with.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All right, Platinum for him that's me and Elliott. Are
you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Where is Where's mine?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So? I see?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But you're in perfumes?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, because this is the vs Him body lotion. That's platinum.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
This does say vs Him Platinum bodies Spray. Vaporous tour
the poorest tour? How do you say that?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Vaporized or tour?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, there's definitely a t the Porous Tour and poor
lay Core.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe it's the same as Colone. I like to target
my pulse points.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, I'm just gonna spray my arm.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh that comes out like an air. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That smells nice, though, Smell me, smell me. I'll come
to you, Diane. You don't need to be in the
horseshoe like.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
To shove your arm in my face because I got
it on my lip.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
The spray sprayed of my eyes straight, sprayed in the
in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, you ready, close your eyes, close your eyes, spray it.
I sprayed it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, it's in my hair.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, Papa Tui, that's good too.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's nice. I don't know what I do with it though,
Like I'm not getting out of it all over my body,
Like I said, I'm not sure if it's just I'm
gonna treat it like. Oh, and watch how I lock it.
Watch how I lock it. Oh that's how my Fiji
locks and then it opens right up. You know what
I'm gonna spray. I'm gonna bring that to the Hotel Kristin. Yes,
(12:19):
here it is Bombshell. Perfume is our best seller. I
gave this to Kristin because it also repels mosquitoes. What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Just sound?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's funny to say.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I thought she may want to smell good while skinning
a buck and not being bothered by mosquitoes. You can
easily find scientific studies confirming the fragrance repelled mosquitoes in
magazines such as Journal of Insects, Science, Field, and Stream,
and also Smithsonian Magazine. So there have been stories about
(12:55):
how this repels mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just google bombs old mosquito repellent and you will get
pages of results. Here you go. This is O de parfume.
That's what Tyler used to wear. Yeah, I'm gonna walk
this box to the garbage. Watch what I do?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Christen?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
This is it's a christ It's a roller ball.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Wait how does that work as to roll it on
your skin? It's like an oil I guess not necessarily
an oil, but vs M honey, that's nice too, Yes,
it's sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Let me smell it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Diane has it here?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
What do you put it on paper?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Because it's like you do it. It's sephora that smells good.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, oh I like that. I gotta I like no offense.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I have an awakening eye. Gel on.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Are you worried about a contradiction?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's the same ex so are you wearing a scented pad?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, it just looks very much like this bottle.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So I just don't.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I can I say something, but I don't want to
be offensive to anybody. I like Kristen's more than Diane's.
No offense, not offensive. Your smells right for you. But
I like this one. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think Michael tried to match. Yes, it is great
your original discussion.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
This wouldn't smell right on Diane.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well because we Diane likes the mosquitoes, so visually we'd
be thrown off as well. That is nice.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That is nice. That's very nice. That's very yeah. No,
that's great, Thank you, Michael. How about that? And if
I now own cologne from Victoria's Secret, they're all nice. Now,
I did learn. I had no idea that Victoria. I
knew Victoria's Secret had perfume, but I.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Didn't know they did men's fragrances either.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I had no idea. Yeah, does Victoria's Secret do men's clothing? No?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know. Do they have panties.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, they're half off.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
When you search a v SIM it's mostly fragrance.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Fragrance, Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And maybe a musk. Right, isn't there another male who
likes a musk? Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And then this is that tease that we have to
split between Jackie and Lindsay. Oh okay, I don't know
how to just she can wear it on even numbered days,
just bring it back and forth. Oh no, a hair anyway, Michael,
thank you. I'm gonna wear my I'm gonna wear my scent.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The room smells good, The room smells good.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It does remind me, and it doesn't have to be
Victoria's Secret, but it reminds me of walking into like
a really a nice, yummy store, that nice store.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
The yummy Jesus Christ there like citrus. You know it's
a yummy store. A restaurant, Cinnabond, that's yummy. I eat that.
I'd spray that all over my body. Anyway, Go to
Victoria's Secret, see if panties are head
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