January 7, 2025 • 20 mins
Krysten and her husband have started the year off with a cleanse.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because of the weather. We've been staying at the hotel
for the last two days. Right, So last night I says,
you know what, let's all go get dinner my treat. Well,
I'm gonna expense it, but let's go. Let's go get dinner. Right,
So we walked over across two parking lots to the
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match Box, which is very good. They were very nice people.
They were very very nice. I was glad they were open.
And we go over and it's it's myself and Diane
and Tyler and Kristen and Crispin Crispin Kristen's husband and
Chrispin Glover. Oh wow, Kristen's husband saw Jim Cantori there.
So we we go over for dinner and again I'm
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paying for all five to expense. And on the way
over there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We learned table for five to expense.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Kristen and Mike will not be eating with us because
they are on day two of a juice diet where
all they're doing is eating juice or drinking juice, I guess.
And so they had ice water at dinner. Have you
ever done that?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh no, that's Laane.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The thank you, thank you, I mean, if you, if.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You, if you want to do like the like the
whole juice thing. I get if like you're adding it
as like a like a supplement to like your lifestyle
or to better your health, but to not eat no way.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, and that's the part that I don't get. And listen,
I would be very honest, right if if Kristin, if
Kristin were like a like a or Mike was like oh,
and they were like, you know what, we've got to
do something to shock our system, I'd be like, all right,
you know what, I get it. Whatever, But Jesus Christ,
Mike could not be more fit Mike, Mike's in a military.
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And then Kristin, I mean we see her every day.
I mean she looks fit to me. So I don't know, no, no,
but you know what I mean. Yeah, No, that's what
I mean. So I don't get it. I don't understand it.
And all during dinner, both of them, well, Mike more
than Kristen, Kris.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Kristen's dealing much better than miserable miserable.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And I don't know, and and like to the point
where it's like, well, you know, after we get home,
we're going to have our dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Juice.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh my God, did that sound horrible?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We did our best to accommodate them. I ate, I
ate fast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The did you eat fast because of that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I didn't. I was that tough titty that I felt bad.
So did the waiter the well, Yeah, the waiter did
because tit went down. I tipped well too, And I
mean I'm going to get back.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Kristen and Mike promise to go back.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Soon, they said Friday. I don't know if you can
hold him to that. I am well not with the
three feet of snow that's coming in. Kristen, can you
pop yourself on man? Hold on one second, Hold on
one second.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But you also use this word, Kristen, I feel like
last night said it's not a cleanse.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I would say it's a cleanse, not a detox.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh, it's not a d tox de tox the but
I thought the whole point of doing it now is
kind of like, Okay, you've eaten all kinds of crappy
food over the holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's do a little reset. Yeah, then then eat healthy food.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I eat so many mashed potatoes over break.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, no, but that, but again that's okay, right, Like
it's it's done. Like what are you gonna do? You
already ate it? You ate cookies, y ate, whatever it is, Yate.
That doesn't mean that you have to drink beat juice
for five days. Just start eating good food again.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Well we will, We're just doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
But I don't understand what this does other than make
you miserable.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Just resets your body.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You will reset when you start eating, like like, for example,
what would have been wrong with a couple of sliders
last night?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Grease the unsign?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
When did you plan to do this?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I've been wanting to. I've done them in the past,
not all the time. It's been a couple of years
since I did the last one, but I think it
was before break. I talked about it and Mike's like, oh,
I could do that, that's it sounds all right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I can't gonna make it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I told him, I'm like, maybe you should stop
after day three because he's starting.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
To like, oh, he was angry last night. He was angry,
And I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This is and today is the start of day three? Correct, yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And then and Kristen so rude, like we're we're eating dinner,
first of all, And I will say this, and and
Diane and I and Tyler will all agree. They probably
won't say anything, but it makes it makes it very
uncomfortable for me to eat. Why because we're trying to
enjoy a nice dinner round and I got to look
across the table and just hear like the glasses of water. Yeah,
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this sucks.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Man. While they're fasting in there and in the.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Studio, blood worked for a day. It's not like they're
out for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
This is fasting blood work for five days. And I
didn't want to say anything to Mike, but his biceps
looks a little tiny.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
The yeah, but aren't you afraid it's going to have
the adverse reaction?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What do you mean where I'm just gonna want to
crave sugar and stuff?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, like once you're done, Like, what was it, Mike said, like, oh,
when this is over, I'm eating something because like, oh, no,
you can't because you have to.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You're supposed to like ease back into it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, bland stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh that's what it was. We have to eat. You
want to steak, Yeah, that's fine, Just don't get it
like blackened or something, and you'll be gone.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Because he is who he is. I feel like he's like,
he's like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna lose muscle weight. Yeah,
And I think he's like he he probably will, but
I think he should just go for the three days.
I'm doing the five. But he he doesn't want to
give up on the five.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But the well, see that's the other part that's torture,
is he doesn't want to quit on it. I don't
feel like Mike quits a lot of things.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, so he's going to do all five days and
be miserable.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What did he tell us last night?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He's miserable.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He's bored. Yes, so he's just sleeping every night.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, because he cooks dinner almost every night. He loves
doing that. So like yesterday I got home, He's like,
I don't know what to do. I've already worked out
and now I would like prep for dinner or lunch.
And he's like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You can only you know what you could do? Drink
an apple juice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now you can only shake that bottle so much. All right,
it's ready to go. So what flavor did you have
this morning?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Today? Was my beat? It had orange, pineapple, carrot apple.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Can I ask you this? Do you on the on
the juice? I'm asking an honest question. Do you have
bowel movements?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But I have what's wrong with that? You're not eating
any solid food?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You know, she loves to elaborate on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, no, no, but you're not eating any solid food?
Like if if so, you're telling me if I did
nothing but drink water for three weeks that I would
I would still have bowel movies.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Isn't it going to empty you out?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But it's that's where it's different, because I've done like
the detoxes and detox T's right, those make me like
I cannot get off the John wyessconsant, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's the point the toilet, Yeah, that's the point.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
But for this, I don't. It's an easy poop.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That sounds like some sort of seat. It's on the
at ces.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is it? Honest question? Is it? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Is it a formed stool? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, it's a log.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Nope. We were fine with just saying.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yep, is that is that? Only amazing to me?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The human body is amazing? I think to everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, no, but you're only taking in liquid. How do
you make a solid.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Because you're pushing all the nasties.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Out, so for you've got five days worth of nasties
in there.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So Elliott, if you want to know my poop schedule,
normally it's once a day. Ran Normally it's once a day,
but within the last couple of months, I've been pooping
like three times a day. So I'm like, I gotta
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Fix my rookie.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
And they weren't always solid. So going back to the
solid's good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Alog Tyler, how many bottles do you get a day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Five plus in Cashme milk? Which I bought that too.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But the CASHU milks for if you're fading.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
It's to help with like.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know what else helps with protein? A steak, So.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
It says during our after physical activity throughout the day
to fight hunger, a satisfying treat when the cravings call,
and this is so good. So it's cashew, cinnamon, date,
sea salt H two O and saft flower.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's practically a candy bar.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, it doesn't know, it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It tastes like Mexican.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's that's good.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
It's it's a it's a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's just leave it there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It just says like a Mexican Florida. So so you're
going so and you have to do it for how long?
Five days? And that's what Kristen kept saying at dinner, Mike,
only three more days and Mike's like, no, we haven't
finished today yet, Like we're a day and a half
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in at this point.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I'm trying to be a cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The no, but I feel like you were being an
annoying cheerleader to him.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Well, he wanted less than He's like, what if I
have a ginger beer? I said, nope. He's like, what
if I have a mocktail? Nope? What if I have
a cranberry juice?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Nope? No, No, Kristen is Kristen is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
If you're going to do it, you gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But she but she makes him feel guilty.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, yes, no, she's just being encouraging.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, because then if he he'll be guilty if he eats.
He even wanted a vegetable salad, like the thing you got.
Everybody's meals looked really great by the way they were.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were really good. They were really good. And the
other the other part that pissed me off. I didn't
even get to get an appetizer because I felt like no,
because it was like, well, I guess we can order
a bunch of food because I love ordering apps for
the table. But I was like, well, can't do that
because Mike and Kristen can't eat and enjoy your water.
You can eat, I know he did. He still did it, barely,
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barely ate.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What was it Maddie who said, I'm surprised Elliott didn't
escort them home when he found out they weren't needed. Well,
he didn't want to be rude and not but you
seem totally fine. Mike does display some effects of this.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, he tells you he hates it juicy.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, not just in his words, but just in his uh,
his presence. He seems a little annoyed.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, no, he's he's on edge. Yeah, he's angry, Yeah
he is. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I told him if he needs to, he can eat
like cellar.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And don't you know, don't go crazy. That's cheating, right,
like technically cheating.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, and and and and you're full of crap, because
no you are.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Lot's getting rid of it much better now.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, but I'll tell you where you're full of crap.
If last night sitting at the table. If Mike was like,
I'm going to get an order. They have wings, I'm
going to get some cellar, you'd have been like, no,
that's cheating, No.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Because he cut up some at home. Oh yeah, said
you can because we had yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is that that on?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Is that on your plan?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
You can't because it's it's water.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It's just you just there's water in everything I get.
But at least it's something to chew.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, because he said he's not hungry, he just has
the urge, the crave to. And I said, probably because
you're used to.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Chomping like me, I'm pretty hungry, Like I had to.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Do the soup because of my mouth and like liquid.
So I think that's also easier for me to do
this right where he's like, I need something gotta eat.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, yes, so, and you guys are consuming the exact
same amount of juice. Yes, but you also have to realize,
you realize there's a difference in size between you and Mike.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh yes, this is like when they get to the
island and survivor. Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, no, So, I mean your five containers may be
good for your little frame, but for his big frame
five it's probably barely even filling up his left leg.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, he's drinking a lot. I told him you're gonna
peel a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And he's dry January.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yes, he's double the what problems, which is great because
Lava wrote, hey, juice things better than dry January.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Mike is doing that as well.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah. I don't know what got into him.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
He I think he I said I wanted to, and
he's like, well, if she can do it, I can
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
January two. No, no, no, no, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh no, she's not doing anything. She's not even eating
the celery.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
He told us about that really fun bar appearance they
went to on Sunday where neither one could drink or eat.
He smells of food. That's where I felt the worst
for them. It's one thing for us to eat as
fast as possible, but like, the kitchen just smells so good.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you know why, because they're serving up great pizza
back there. I wanted to order a whole pizza just
to have. I wanted to bring them back to the
hotel room, but I can't because I look across the
way and MIC's like shedding a tear because his lemon
fell into his water.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
You did say, and this shows your restraint these days.
You said, guys, I don't think I can just do
a whole pizza for myself. So that's growth for you, right,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But I'm not eating carrot n apple juice. Oh my god,
that's not I would bet are those are those? Are
those plants good for you? Seriously?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I mean there's pros and cons. I mean you're gonna
see stuff that are like, oh, don't ever do it.
That's horrible. It will set you back.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But you're not doing the detox one though.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The detox one, I feel like would be even worse.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Some people do like twenty one day cleanse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Or how do you have a log? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I don't. There's no way I can ever do that.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How much to breed do I have in my body?
A lot? Like enough that I for a week I
would make logs out of liquid?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, you would have movements. I don't know if they'd
be Christen's definition of a log.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh, I haven't had a log for I can't even
tell you in the last time exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, But would I still if I if I if
I was on a liquid diet for twenty one days,
would I still have or I just poop? Water. I
I water. I don't mean like this.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
After the first week, I bet you would just be liquid.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I did when my I had to do the liquid
diet for my orthotic I couldn't eat anything, and that
was like I was, I'm like, what soups? Can I
eats anything?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But how long were you on that?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Until probably a couple of months?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, you were.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was exclusively liquids.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, I was bringing in soups, remember, No.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I remembered that. But you didn't need anything.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Else until he told me I could start like adding
in leafy greens.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
All vegetables had to be salted, nothing raw.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh that's right. They couldn't be crunchy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
And I remember I still can't eat a carrot or
celer unless it's.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Very fine or well, hopefully Mike diced it up good,
made a mosh out of it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
But it's a it's I just I think it's a
good reset for your body.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Are those takes popular? The juice? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I keep wanting to say, just a juice cleans the
juice bars?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Like there's restaurants that, yes, and you you go in
there in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
When you want, like always get a table.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And then yeah, and then for dinner, I have a
couple of hot dogs. I go to Hard Times and
I have.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
But you can go and get like a day worth
or supplement one for like a snack or something. I've
never been to a juice bar, but.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The yeah you have, it's called your apartment.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
But everything's prepackaged. You don't have to blend anything yourself.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Correct, just shake.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Elliott. You are not on board, obviously, No, I could
never do it, Diane, No right now? No, well, not
starting tomorrow. I start because you already ate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, Well that's why now I eat every meal like
it's my last one. Like what if I get thrown
on a juice diet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
What were their last meals?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Well, last night Saturday or Saturday night, right, I know
what Mike was or they started Sunday. What did they
eat Saturday? Oh did y'all go hog wild?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Bazagna? Yeah, pizza wings, Chinese. I would have gone all out.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It's pretty disappointing what we had. So Mike originally wanted
to start the juice on Saturday, and I said, no,
we have all these fresh, fresh vegetables in the fridge.
We have to get rid of them because they're going
to go bad. So I made a massive tray of
salted vegetables onions, green beans, broccoli, carrots, what else is
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on there? And then a salad that is a salad
choke that salad, Oh my god, get to something that
fills you up. Artichokes. And since I've been back from
my trip across the way, we've been eating Caprizi salads
all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So we have the matzo ball that we justzarella.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, the little they're the big balls. Yeah, we It
was the most I'm like, this is so.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Lame, right that that was your meal. You'll never get
a dicky doe eating like that. You'll never get one
that's unreal. Mike really wants like chicken and yeah he's
no kidding like me.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He wants Southern fried steak tonight from Instagram. Go Kristen.
I admire your commitment and you're coaching him. What kind
of coach is Elliott?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
A great coach? A great coach?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You've encouraged them to quit multiple times between last night
and today.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I definitely wanted sliders last night and I was gonna
split it with my dub just sound.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was funny. I did think because they were obviously
the object of your ridicule. I was like, man, I
could totally have a black bean burger and Elliott would
never notice because at least I have something on my plate.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They don't even have a plane, even have a plate. Yeah.
The guy came over and was like, can I take
things like you take all of theirs they ain't eating? Yeah,
sorry about your tip, man. I tipped well though, but
I'm getting it all back. It that matters, all right,
very good, very good. Well, good luck to Mike.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Do you think he's bailing today?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I bet he doesn't. I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I don't think he will. He said he wouldn't. Like
why I spent money for this. I wanted to do it,
so I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I hope he did, and I hope he rolls in
with like a six piece from Popeye.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He's over there having like like cinnabon right now.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Getting that diggy do.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
A couple of people have asked, can you dip on this?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Wait, like like dip your juice? Like what was that? Oh?
Smoking to it? Diane? Yeah, why wouldn't you be able
to dip?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't know you could smoke, can you it's not
food instructions.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't call you wish and drink all the.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Water you want. Yeah, No, you should be able to,
can you zin?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I wouldn't see why not if you do the other stuff.
I mean you can work out that. You just don't
do it estrenios as.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You Yeah, because there's nothing in your system.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
And Kristen always dips when she works out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Can you eat?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We did learn last night that the little touch of
cayenne is a nice appetite suppressor. Oh god, eating how
much cayen would Elliott needs
Because of the weather. We've been staying at the hotel
for the last two days. Right, So last night I says,
you know what, let's all go get dinner my treat. Well,
I'm gonna expense it, but let's go. Let's go get dinner. Right,
So we walked over across two parking lots to the
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match Box, which is very good. They were very nice people.
They were very very nice. I was glad they were open.
And we go over and it's it's myself and Diane
and Tyler and Kristen and Crispin Crispin Kristen's husband and
Chrispin Glover. Oh wow, Kristen's husband saw Jim Cantori there.
So we we go over for dinner and again I'm
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paying for all five to expense. And on the way
over there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We learned table for five to expense.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Kristen and Mike will not be eating with us because
they are on day two of a juice diet where
all they're doing is eating juice or drinking juice, I guess.
And so they had ice water at dinner. Have you
ever done that?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh no, that's Laane.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The thank you, thank you, I mean, if you, if.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You, if you want to do like the like the
whole juice thing. I get if like you're adding it
as like a like a supplement to like your lifestyle
or to better your health, but to not eat no way.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, and that's the part that I don't get. And listen,
I would be very honest, right if if Kristin, if
Kristin were like a like a or Mike was like oh,
and they were like, you know what, we've got to
do something to shock our system, I'd be like, all right,
you know what, I get it. Whatever, But Jesus Christ,
Mike could not be more fit Mike, Mike's in a military.
(01:54):
And then Kristin, I mean we see her every day.
I mean she looks fit to me. So I don't know, no, no,
but you know what I mean. Yeah, No, that's what
I mean. So I don't get it. I don't understand it.
And all during dinner, both of them, well, Mike more
than Kristen, Kris.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Kristen's dealing much better than miserable miserable.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And I don't know, and and like to the point
where it's like, well, you know, after we get home,
we're going to have our dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Juice.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh my God, did that sound horrible?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We did our best to accommodate them. I ate, I
ate fast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The did you eat fast because of that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I didn't. I was that tough titty that I felt bad.
So did the waiter the well, Yeah, the waiter did
because tit went down. I tipped well too, And I
mean I'm going to get back.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Kristen and Mike promise to go back.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Soon, they said Friday. I don't know if you can
hold him to that. I am well not with the
three feet of snow that's coming in. Kristen, can you
pop yourself on man? Hold on one second, Hold on
one second.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But you also use this word, Kristen, I feel like
last night said it's not a cleanse.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I would say it's a cleanse, not a detox.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh, it's not a d tox de tox the but
I thought the whole point of doing it now is
kind of like, Okay, you've eaten all kinds of crappy
food over the holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's do a little reset. Yeah, then then eat healthy food.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I eat so many mashed potatoes over break.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, no, but that, but again that's okay, right, Like
it's it's done. Like what are you gonna do? You
already ate it? You ate cookies, y ate, whatever it is, Yate.
That doesn't mean that you have to drink beat juice
for five days. Just start eating good food again.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Well we will, We're just doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
But I don't understand what this does other than make
you miserable.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Just resets your body.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You will reset when you start eating, like like, for example,
what would have been wrong with a couple of sliders
last night?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Grease the unsign?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
When did you plan to do this?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I've been wanting to. I've done them in the past,
not all the time. It's been a couple of years
since I did the last one, but I think it
was before break. I talked about it and Mike's like, oh,
I could do that, that's it sounds all right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I can't gonna make it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I told him, I'm like, maybe you should stop
after day three because he's starting.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
To like, oh, he was angry last night. He was angry,
And I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This is and today is the start of day three? Correct, yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And then and Kristen so rude, like we're we're eating dinner,
first of all, And I will say this, and and
Diane and I and Tyler will all agree. They probably
won't say anything, but it makes it makes it very
uncomfortable for me to eat. Why because we're trying to
enjoy a nice dinner round and I got to look
across the table and just hear like the glasses of water. Yeah,
(04:48):
this sucks.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Man. While they're fasting in there and in the.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Studio, blood worked for a day. It's not like they're
out for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
This is fasting blood work for five days. And I
didn't want to say anything to Mike, but his biceps
looks a little tiny.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
The yeah, but aren't you afraid it's going to have
the adverse reaction?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What do you mean where I'm just gonna want to
crave sugar and stuff?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, like once you're done, Like, what was it, Mike said, like, oh,
when this is over, I'm eating something because like, oh, no,
you can't because you have to.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You're supposed to like ease back into it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, bland stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh that's what it was. We have to eat. You
want to steak, Yeah, that's fine, Just don't get it
like blackened or something, and you'll be gone.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Because he is who he is. I feel like he's like,
he's like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna lose muscle weight. Yeah,
And I think he's like he he probably will, but
I think he should just go for the three days.
I'm doing the five. But he he doesn't want to
give up on the five.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But the well, see that's the other part that's torture,
is he doesn't want to quit on it. I don't
feel like Mike quits a lot of things.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, so he's going to do all five days and
be miserable.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What did he tell us last night?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He's miserable.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He's bored. Yes, so he's just sleeping every night.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, because he cooks dinner almost every night. He loves
doing that. So like yesterday I got home, He's like,
I don't know what to do. I've already worked out
and now I would like prep for dinner or lunch.
And he's like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You can only you know what you could do? Drink
an apple juice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now you can only shake that bottle so much. All right,
it's ready to go. So what flavor did you have
this morning?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Today? Was my beat? It had orange, pineapple, carrot apple.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Can I ask you this? Do you on the on
the juice? I'm asking an honest question. Do you have
bowel movements?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But I have what's wrong with that? You're not eating
any solid food?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You know, she loves to elaborate on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, no, no, but you're not eating any solid food?
Like if if so, you're telling me if I did
nothing but drink water for three weeks that I would
I would still have bowel movies.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Isn't it going to empty you out?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But it's that's where it's different, because I've done like
the detoxes and detox T's right, those make me like
I cannot get off the John wyessconsant, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's the point the toilet, Yeah, that's the point.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
But for this, I don't. It's an easy poop.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That sounds like some sort of seat. It's on the
at ces.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is it? Honest question? Is it? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Is it a formed stool? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, it's a log.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Nope. We were fine with just saying.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yep, is that is that? Only amazing to me?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The human body is amazing? I think to everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, no, but you're only taking in liquid. How do
you make a solid.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Because you're pushing all the nasties.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Out, so for you've got five days worth of nasties
in there.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So Elliott, if you want to know my poop schedule,
normally it's once a day. Ran Normally it's once a day,
but within the last couple of months, I've been pooping
like three times a day. So I'm like, I gotta
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Fix my rookie.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
And they weren't always solid. So going back to the
solid's good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Alog Tyler, how many bottles do you get a day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Five plus in Cashme milk? Which I bought that too.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But the CASHU milks for if you're fading.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
It's to help with like.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know what else helps with protein? A steak, So.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
It says during our after physical activity throughout the day
to fight hunger, a satisfying treat when the cravings call,
and this is so good. So it's cashew, cinnamon, date,
sea salt H two O and saft flower.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's practically a candy bar.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, it doesn't know, it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It tastes like Mexican.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's that's good.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
It's it's a it's a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's just leave it there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It just says like a Mexican Florida. So so you're
going so and you have to do it for how long?
Five days? And that's what Kristen kept saying at dinner, Mike,
only three more days and Mike's like, no, we haven't
finished today yet, Like we're a day and a half
(09:27):
in at this point.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I'm trying to be a cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The no, but I feel like you were being an
annoying cheerleader to him.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Well, he wanted less than He's like, what if I
have a ginger beer? I said, nope. He's like, what
if I have a mocktail? Nope? What if I have
a cranberry juice?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Nope? No, No, Kristen is Kristen is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
If you're going to do it, you gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But she but she makes him feel guilty.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, yes, no, she's just being encouraging.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, because then if he he'll be guilty if he eats.
He even wanted a vegetable salad, like the thing you got.
Everybody's meals looked really great by the way they were.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were really good. They were really good. And the
other the other part that pissed me off. I didn't
even get to get an appetizer because I felt like no,
because it was like, well, I guess we can order
a bunch of food because I love ordering apps for
the table. But I was like, well, can't do that
because Mike and Kristen can't eat and enjoy your water.
You can eat, I know he did. He still did it, barely,
(10:24):
barely ate.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What was it Maddie who said, I'm surprised Elliott didn't
escort them home when he found out they weren't needed. Well,
he didn't want to be rude and not but you
seem totally fine. Mike does display some effects of this.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, he tells you he hates it juicy.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, not just in his words, but just in his uh,
his presence. He seems a little annoyed.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, no, he's he's on edge. Yeah, he's angry, Yeah
he is. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I told him if he needs to, he can eat
like cellar.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And don't you know, don't go crazy. That's cheating, right,
like technically cheating.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, and and and and you're full of crap, because
no you are.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Lot's getting rid of it much better now.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, but I'll tell you where you're full of crap.
If last night sitting at the table. If Mike was like,
I'm going to get an order. They have wings, I'm
going to get some cellar, you'd have been like, no,
that's cheating, No.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Because he cut up some at home. Oh yeah, said
you can because we had yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is that that on?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Is that on your plan?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
You can't because it's it's water.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It's just you just there's water in everything I get.
But at least it's something to chew.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, because he said he's not hungry, he just has
the urge, the crave to. And I said, probably because
you're used to.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Chomping like me, I'm pretty hungry, Like I had to.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Do the soup because of my mouth and like liquid.
So I think that's also easier for me to do
this right where he's like, I need something gotta eat.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, yes, so, and you guys are consuming the exact
same amount of juice. Yes, but you also have to realize,
you realize there's a difference in size between you and Mike.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh yes, this is like when they get to the
island and survivor. Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, no, So, I mean your five containers may be
good for your little frame, but for his big frame
five it's probably barely even filling up his left leg.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, he's drinking a lot. I told him you're gonna
peel a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And he's dry January.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yes, he's double the what problems, which is great because
Lava wrote, hey, juice things better than dry January.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Mike is doing that as well.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah. I don't know what got into him.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
He I think he I said I wanted to, and
he's like, well, if she can do it, I can
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
January two. No, no, no, no, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh no, she's not doing anything. She's not even eating
the celery.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
He told us about that really fun bar appearance they
went to on Sunday where neither one could drink or eat.
He smells of food. That's where I felt the worst
for them. It's one thing for us to eat as
fast as possible, but like, the kitchen just smells so good.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you know why, because they're serving up great pizza
back there. I wanted to order a whole pizza just
to have. I wanted to bring them back to the
hotel room, but I can't because I look across the
way and MIC's like shedding a tear because his lemon
fell into his water.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
You did say, and this shows your restraint these days.
You said, guys, I don't think I can just do
a whole pizza for myself. So that's growth for you, right,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But I'm not eating carrot n apple juice. Oh my god,
that's not I would bet are those are those? Are
those plants good for you? Seriously?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I mean there's pros and cons. I mean you're gonna
see stuff that are like, oh, don't ever do it.
That's horrible. It will set you back.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But you're not doing the detox one though.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The detox one, I feel like would be even worse.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Some people do like twenty one day cleanse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Or how do you have a log? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I don't. There's no way I can ever do that.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How much to breed do I have in my body?
A lot? Like enough that I for a week I
would make logs out of liquid?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, you would have movements. I don't know if they'd
be Christen's definition of a log.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh, I haven't had a log for I can't even
tell you in the last time exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, But would I still if I if I if
I was on a liquid diet for twenty one days,
would I still have or I just poop? Water. I
I water. I don't mean like this.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
After the first week, I bet you would just be liquid.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I did when my I had to do the liquid
diet for my orthotic I couldn't eat anything, and that
was like I was, I'm like, what soups? Can I
eats anything?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But how long were you on that?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Until probably a couple of months?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, you were.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was exclusively liquids.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, I was bringing in soups, remember, No.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I remembered that. But you didn't need anything.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Else until he told me I could start like adding
in leafy greens.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
All vegetables had to be salted, nothing raw.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh that's right. They couldn't be crunchy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
And I remember I still can't eat a carrot or
celer unless it's.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Very fine or well, hopefully Mike diced it up good,
made a mosh out of it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
But it's a it's I just I think it's a
good reset for your body.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Are those takes popular? The juice? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I keep wanting to say, just a juice cleans the
juice bars?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Like there's restaurants that, yes, and you you go in
there in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
When you want, like always get a table.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And then yeah, and then for dinner, I have a
couple of hot dogs. I go to Hard Times and
I have.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
But you can go and get like a day worth
or supplement one for like a snack or something. I've
never been to a juice bar, but.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The yeah you have, it's called your apartment.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
But everything's prepackaged. You don't have to blend anything yourself.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Correct, just shake.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Elliott. You are not on board, obviously, No, I could
never do it, Diane, No right now? No, well, not
starting tomorrow. I start because you already ate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, Well that's why now I eat every meal like
it's my last one. Like what if I get thrown
on a juice diet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
What were their last meals?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Well, last night Saturday or Saturday night, right, I know
what Mike was or they started Sunday. What did they
eat Saturday? Oh did y'all go hog wild?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Bazagna? Yeah, pizza wings, Chinese. I would have gone all out.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It's pretty disappointing what we had. So Mike originally wanted
to start the juice on Saturday, and I said, no,
we have all these fresh, fresh vegetables in the fridge.
We have to get rid of them because they're going
to go bad. So I made a massive tray of
salted vegetables onions, green beans, broccoli, carrots, what else is
(17:24):
on there? And then a salad that is a salad
choke that salad, Oh my god, get to something that
fills you up. Artichokes. And since I've been back from
my trip across the way, we've been eating Caprizi salads
all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So we have the matzo ball that we justzarella.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, the little they're the big balls. Yeah, we It
was the most I'm like, this is so.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Lame, right that that was your meal. You'll never get
a dicky doe eating like that. You'll never get one
that's unreal. Mike really wants like chicken and yeah he's
no kidding like me.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He wants Southern fried steak tonight from Instagram. Go Kristen.
I admire your commitment and you're coaching him. What kind
of coach is Elliott?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
A great coach? A great coach?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You've encouraged them to quit multiple times between last night
and today.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I definitely wanted sliders last night and I was gonna
split it with my dub just sound.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was funny. I did think because they were obviously
the object of your ridicule. I was like, man, I
could totally have a black bean burger and Elliott would
never notice because at least I have something on my plate.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They don't even have a plane, even have a plate. Yeah.
The guy came over and was like, can I take
things like you take all of theirs they ain't eating? Yeah,
sorry about your tip, man. I tipped well though, but
I'm getting it all back. It that matters, all right,
very good, very good. Well, good luck to Mike.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Do you think he's bailing today?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I bet he doesn't. I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I don't think he will. He said he wouldn't. Like
why I spent money for this. I wanted to do it,
so I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I hope he did, and I hope he rolls in
with like a six piece from Popeye.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He's over there having like like cinnabon right now.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Getting that diggy do.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
A couple of people have asked, can you dip on this?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Wait, like like dip your juice? Like what was that? Oh?
Smoking to it? Diane? Yeah, why wouldn't you be able
to dip?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't know you could smoke, can you it's not
food instructions.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't call you wish and drink all the.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Water you want. Yeah, No, you should be able to,
can you zin?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I wouldn't see why not if you do the other stuff.
I mean you can work out that. You just don't
do it estrenios as.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You Yeah, because there's nothing in your system.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
And Kristen always dips when she works out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Can you eat?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We did learn last night that the little touch of
cayenne is a nice appetite suppressor. Oh god, eating how
much cayen would Elliott needs
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