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January 10, 2025 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can you look up the Signature Theater the one in Charlington?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Is there more than one? I know that there's one
in in Shirlington. Yeah, okay the Signature Theater. Do they
list like shows that are coming to town?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes? Do they? Which one's coming? I see In the
Heights that's it? Yeah, yeah, that's it. When does that start?
In the Angry in April?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
In the When does in the Heights start? February eleventh?
So here's what Jackie wants to know.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
So I have no idea what the connection is because
I was like, jack the commercials are going to end.
I got to get back in there. So somebody got
somebody is going to be in in the Heights. I
think that's the show. That sounds right, and it's their
first job out of out of college.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Does it say how long it's running for? It's February
eleventh to May fourth.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, so it's like five months? No, three months, well
maybe with rehearsals. Anyway, Jackie's like, are we cool if
somebody lives in the house for five months?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And I said who?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
And she said, somebody is going to be in in
the Heights. Well I had to drag all this out
of her, but she's like, somebody got an acting job
in DC, which it's not at Shirlington.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And their contract obviously pays them and stuff, but it
doesn't provide for housing.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And I said, where does this person live?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And she's like, I don't know. I said, what is
their name? I don't know? I said, well, then, how
the eff orm? I on a list to be a
billet family for I always thought I'd be a billet
family for a skater to then who one of these
people are? So I told her? She goes, well, what
do I say? I was like, tell them the commercials

(01:53):
were ending, like why do I have to answer now?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And that's what the when the call ended?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, all right, but I told her I'm not opposed
to it, but like, remember I wanted to be a
billet family for Abby womback when she first started playing
for DC.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Right, but didn't the Spirit pay billet families?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
There were Yeah, there were ye who were living with the.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah right, listen, I would love to be a billet family.
Are you sure? It was? Jackie? And it wasn't like
a robot AI things scam.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
But I don't they want you to feel like you
have to make a decision to beat it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Then I just got one of those emails where somebody
claimed to have all this information on me and they
needed two thousand dollars in bitcoin.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm just confused as to the urgency of it. I
know Jackie made didn't sound like I got to know
right now.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I love the idea. What I wanted to say to
Jackie is, so what do we tell dipty? But that's
not happening. So I don't know what to do. Well,
I know what to do nothing.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, I feel like in the past. I hate to
bring up the past, but you you've had some people
stay at your home for extended periods of time.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Those were friends, they weren't exactly okay, but this has
a contract that ends, but it's still lengthy. Five months
is a long time. But Tyler said the show isn't
even that long.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But maybe like for like rehearsals in training and stuff, I'll.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Get free tickets. How many times you can go to that?
I don't know anything about In the Heights.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Lin Manel Miranda, Yeah he wrote it right.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wasn't that his first big show? Yep? Oh so it
was before Hamilton. It was so it's like a demo tape.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I mean it got him noticed in Broadway.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was a big success. Was it really?

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Am I sitting on a gold mine? No, I don't.
I don't know anything about it. Oh about the musical,
No about the person who's That's the other thing I
said to Jackie, who's coming? This is very weird. I know,

(04:23):
it's not like it's a family friend or well. I
even said, how, like, how how are we getting there?
How did these people come up?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
And it does say the show art on their website
does not necessarily reflect production casting, so I can't even
try to do a reverse image search on the picture.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No, don't you think that if it were one of
the stars of the show they get, like even a
hotel in Shirlington, you.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Would think, Tyler. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know.
How does it a signature theater get big shows? Well
you just said they got.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know, a funny thing happened on the West that's
a big show. And I heard, yeah, it's not a
funny thing on the on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
It was actually a field trip for my Latin class,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh, No, one doubted that the that's one of the bonuses.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like for example, Coastguard Kurt took German in high school
because he knew if he took three years, they got
a trip to Germany.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That was theirs.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You took Latin so you could go see something happened
on the way to reform.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I didn't know that that was going to be one
of our outings.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh what a bonus, or as you would say in
Latin bone, I know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It is a perk of going to school in northern
New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Purpose Hold on, that's a dial nine? What there it is? What?
What am I missing it? Oh? There, it is five
thousand years of history. You've only been around since nineteen
ninety two. Shen Yon.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
All right, hold on, what if I tell Jack you've
already promised the house to some shen.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Young cast Hello Jack, Yes, do not cuss. You're on
the air.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So I'm trying to explain what is the somebody wants
to live at our house?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
But how do why? Why? The signature theater people?

Speaker 7 (06:56):
So we know someone who has two children in musical theater.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know anybody who's got a kid in musical theater.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah you do, and both of both of that person's
children have moved to New York to be in musical theater.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
However, excuse me, does the person's she gets it? Does it? Does?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Does does the the person that we know? Does their
name start with a W?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes? Oh, I know that person.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Is Okay, but we're not saying that person's name just
in case.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Why don't they stay at her house because it's really
far away from Charlington? Yes, okay, and the person that
is going to be working at the Signature Theater preferably
would be closer, if not walking distance, we're the.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Definitely a walking distance. Do you want me to call
Halburn and sept excuse me? Do you want me to
call Halpern and see if they could stay at Astro
Beer Hall?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
That would be actually ideal?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, that would be great anyway, keep going.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Anyway, So the person needs a place to stay for
five months while they're in the show. And I said
I would ask some people, and I started with.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You what did the dogs say? Right?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I did ask if there if pets were an issue,
and she the person said they didn't know.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
So they were going to ask.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
God please be allergic? Hey, what is the no because
I know now, I know who it is. And here's
here's what I can tell you. Jackie has already said
yes pretty much they have.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
No I haven't, Jackie. And they didn't call me to
ask me.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
They called me to ask me if I knew anyone?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You know, Okay, they're smart.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's like asking me if i'll bill at Connor Badar. Hey,
what is the different? That's different? That's very, very very different.
Does the signature theater?

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Because if someone called and asked if you could bill
it Connor Aduard, you would not ask me.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That is true. That is true. I would.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'd also give Connor the master and I'd give him
the master bedroom.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Connor was allergic to dogs, you would ask me and
the dogs to move out.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
And that is also true. Hey, so let me ask
you this. So who is smart?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Is?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Do you do we know anything about the performer? Yes?
Guy or girl?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
But I'm thinking, oh the how old? Is he cool?
Which character? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Which character? Does that make a difference? Yes?

Speaker 5 (09:51):
I don't know which character?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Could you ride this star?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, no, that's true? A brighter future? Yeah? No, like
does is this guy? Is this is this our ticket out?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I was told this is the next stop.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Before Broadway for him. That's for him. Yep, that's what
I was told.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
You know, Christopher Jackson was Benny and we obviously is
this back to your your trip Christopher Jacks.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You guys don't know Christopher Jacks. Do you ever watch
a Capital fourth? He's always on. Oh he was in Hamilton.
I know that is I'm gonna shoot my shot. Oh
my gosh, hey is this guy? So this guy is
gonna make it to Broadway?

Speaker 5 (10:37):
That's what I'm told, Yes.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Cast like like like what did they call that chorus?
Or like a like he's gonna have a part.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
We weren't that specific.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the
show's a bit. Yeah, this guy's life is getting ready
to be a bit.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is he cool? Can we interview him? Not on the air,
but can meet.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
It's like a foster exactly yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wait, oh if.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
We have another person to foster another dog.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
No, he's working, Jack, he's working and highly allergic the.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
The What is that? Do we get a stipend from
the Signature Theater?

Speaker 5 (11:30):
No? No, no, he has a contract with the Signature Theater.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
I don't I wasn't even asked, Hey, friends, who would
do it for free? I wasn't even asked to look
for someone who would do it for free. So doing
it for free would just be bonus for this guy.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, it's a bonus also, but not for nothing. If
he's getting ready to be a Broadway star, shouldn't he
be making some money?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
It's musical theater.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
No, yeah, thank you? Oh, I'm sorry. And this is
a Lynnwell Miranda show. I'm sure lynn Manuel Miranda. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
When I think of when I think of struggling actors,
I think lin Manuel Miranda.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
He's one in a million. The Jesse Ol Martin, Thank you, Dan.
Jesse was in Rent. He did fine.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Anthony Richardson, although I bet this guy has done lawn Order.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I know you're thinking Anthony Richardson, Anthony Rapp. Who's Richard?
Oh he's the quarterback from the Colts.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
What he does better than Broadway? What are we able
to get the resume? I'm just curious what the other
credits are.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh I think so yes, Oh get it? What is?
What else is he doing?

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Tyler would understand this. He did in the Heights in Muni.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Also before this, in Germany. MUNI not Munich. Oh. I
thought that was like like theater that like? Is that
like theater? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
And for Elliott it would be like the a h L.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I'm not opposed to the a h L. Municipal theater.
You wouldn't move. I'm not living in hershey. No, that
that's ify Jack. That's if he.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Now it's only five months, as you said, there is
an end date.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm not opposed to the five month part. Do I
got to feed him?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Does he have a car on this before? Does he
have a car?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Then how's he getting to I am not driving into
work every day? Is he cold? Standing on your porch?
Do I have to? I don't have to go to
the show? Do I know? But I will great, So that's.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I may or may not already have tickets.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
So that's how you're on the list.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
By the way, he's not cold, He's in the house already.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
God damn it.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I can't do that. Sam's cum this weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh that is true. He does need a place to
it is.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
His contract starts January thirteenth, so.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It is three days. That's Monday. That's Monday, I get
the urgency. That's Monday.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
So just so I'm clear, Sam gets here tomorrow, leave Sunday,
and lin Man the next lind Manuel Miranda moves in
on Monday. If you could tell me it was going
to be the next lin Manuel Miranda, I'd do it
in a second.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I wouldn't even charge his family. Does he have family?

Speaker 7 (14:34):
By the way, he does sing, dance and play the instruments,
so I mean he could be.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
So he's in the court like the orchestra.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I mean the instrument. Voice is an instrument, Jackie. So
you're playing an instrument when you're singing. It's called the throat.
The Who is his acting? I mean that's important too.
Is he a triple threat? I hope he's doing I
think he is. Okay, he's doing a role. It sounds
like made famous by Christopher Jackson who went on to
be Washington and Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
And also it does the Capital fourth every year, so
it'll be it'll be.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
I bet this guy would love to book a Cap
four on an annual contract.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, you know what if if the timing works out,
he's going to be living in my house on the four.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, can I call you when I get off.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah you, I mean I you called me and I
told you the gossip and then told you the.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, you gave me part of it, and we're like,
let we go to its.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Expecting you to have the discussion like on the air.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
But Jack, I got to work this out with by Monday.
And the people I work everything out with are all
sitting in this room.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
That's fair, that's fair, all right, fair, all right there.
Let me know when Connor Butard's moving in the day.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You'll know because when you get home, not from work,
you'll see your suitcases outside. All right, all right, I'll
By the way, I don't know if you were listening earlier,
al Toito got engaged.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oh congratulations, all right, very good, Thank you, bye Jack,
by love you love you too.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
There we go. So this is a done deal, don't
you feel like it?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
But everything is now explaining itself. She's been doing this
long enough to know that what seems like a pretty
significant life decision can't be done in a four to
five minute commercial break. Yeah, but this needs to be
decided on asap.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah. Today. I can't believe that his house this weekend.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Accommodations weren't set before today.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, well this is weird.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
This is also where you don't know my wife. My
guess is this has probably been set for a couple
of months. And she was like, I'll ask him the
day before because he's dumb enough to go.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Huh, I got bet for five months.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Okay, So she said to you a few weeks back,
do we know what here?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Sam can come for two days.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
So when I was like, hey, Sam's got to leave
by ned, I don't know, Jack was like, can he
lead by ten?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I gotta have the room ready for the next person.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Well, listen, dude, I hope you like how that sounds,
because you're gonna hear that all week.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
That's us. But it's your house, your rules, And.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I hope he doesn't mind waiting at the door with
me to get door dash.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh he's probably all healthy.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Uh, you want to maintain a certain physique unless he
is not one of the main roles.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Is it going to bother him when I have to
drive him to work every day? But I'm smoking in
the car.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Like yesterday twelve on your side had the grandparents from
Charlie in the chocolate factory. Okay, okay, the grandfather hasn't
missed a meal. No, he's in that bad, but there's
a there's a place for everybody.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
He wasn't that big, but there's a place for everybody.
Oh God, Monday, I have a house guest.
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