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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You know, we went to the Georgetown Yukon game. It
didn't end up how we wanted. Oh I was. I
was even going to ask.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I didn't see what the final was, but based on
that I can guess. Yeah, the run they opened up
the second half with them being the Huskies doomed us.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Was it crowded though? Oh yeah, it was like fifteen
thousand people. Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, it was fantastic. And I was excited too because
we were sitting right by the tunnel, so.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
One could you high five them when they came out?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You could, it could, I didn't need to, and there
were little kids that wanted to more than move then
I needed to reach over and do so. But at
one point, as they were it was a four point
game at halftime, and they're running in and Drew Fielder
is making us way to the locker room, and I
said to Drew, is like Drew light him up? And
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he gave me the thumbs up. And I turned to
Joe and said, oh my god, do you think he's
seen better Man, because that's a big part of better Man.
And Joe said, no, he just heard his name and
be the thumbs up. But I had on his shirt
the shame. He had a bad game. But it's not
like it got bad after the half. It wasn't good
the whole game.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He was consistent and by the way Paul Holder sends
his hellos, obviously part of the restaurant group that owns
the Salt Line.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He said that between you and Martha Radits, you too
are the probably most loyal customers. Martha is from ABC News, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She's on ABC. Yeah, Oh well that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh well, now I'm in competition with I bet she
doesn't eat I bet she doesn't eat the.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Banana split though she's on TV. She cares about herself.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He mentioned the split, but not in a story about her.
That's for you and you alone. Oh, I will out
eat Martha. That's my goal.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That is my go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That would be a fun sort of It's not Joey
Chestnut and oh coming to Netflix, Martha Radish whatever. Yes,
but yes, we left the game, yes to go have
some dinner, right, and you were nice.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I had offered up several suggestions for dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And that's the only reason I know this because I
texted Tyler and was like it was I knew it
was at the time after they would be done with
the game.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
So I was like, where are you eating? Where did
you end up going? And that's when I learned of
the detour. So when we.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Left, I was like, hey, Ellie gave me some places
I've never been to, and it definitely is all types
of cuisine. So let's pick one of these. And he
and Joe said, no, I really want to go to
Old Ebbittt.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I was like, oh my god, Oh my god.
He had like a special place in his heart there
or no, he just people like to go there. They do.
They're visiting, they like to go I know, but Joe's
been here before, he lived here. Well, no, don't go there.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But as you do know, and Diane doesn't know yet,
there was an ulterior motive. We needed to get to
a certain part of it is true.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So we're making our way to I think old of it.
It's on fifteenth that sounds it's like a half mile
from Capitol. It's not that far.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, it was freezing, right, but it's not that far.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And we get to like what we were like two
blocks away from having to make the right or left.
I don't know to go to Old Ebbit and and
Joe says something out loud, like where the hell is it?
And I said to him, old Abbitt, we're not even
on the right street yet, and he said, no, the dispensary.
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And I was like, what are we doing over here?
And he said, yeah, yeah, I searched on my phone
before the game. I need to buy some stuff. And
I was not on board.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now all the only part of this story that I
know is that Tyler took a detour because I asked
if he went to any of the restaurants. All he
said is no, We ended up going away from the
arena because we had to go to a dispensary.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's all I know. That's all I know.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So then we like circle the block and at one
point I was I said to him, and I am
not very experienced, forget with with the business of cannabis,
but also just with cannabis. So I said, oh, I
think I smell pot No kidding, he says. He says,
that's because we're near the McDonald's at Metro Center. That's
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that's not the dispensary you smell. So I said, all right, Well,
back to the drawing board for me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right, you could have.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Been anywhere anywhere, outside anywhere, and you're gonna smell it.
So Union Market yesterday, oh my god, I was like,
people are eating brunch and smoking. So I said to him,
I said, you know, I don't have a card, Like
I'm not gonna to get in with you or go.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't. Do I have to show a license? Because
you can?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I said, can I wait in the lobby? Lobby
you at home? And he's like, you know, that's not
how it works, like it is totally cool in DC.
And I said, do I seem cool? If you have
to be totally cool to get in, they're going to
stop me at the door. So again we're we're looking
into all these these office buildings into their lobbies. It's
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to see if they're like a suite off the line.
We couldn't find it. And so if he calls them
and they explain we're a delivery service, yes, and that
is totally fine meeting you on a street corner. So again, no,
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but that ruins it delivered to house. Did you feel
like you were making an illegal drug deal in the
middle of the street. No, Well hold on. So then
on the phone. All I'm hearing are the words like
cookies and juice. I don't didn't even seem like he
was reading.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Off a menu.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Maybe they were giving him things that and he wanted.
He didn't want edibles. He wanted Is it a vaporizer,
a vapep it's called a vape like a marijuana vape.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know. But but are they flavored with different strains? You?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah? Yeah, the answer is cookies and juice. Was that
like a name of a string?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think cookies and cream would probably be a little more.
I think they were separate though, like one is juice
flavored and the other one is cookies. Trumph. So he finishes,
Did you smell his cloud? Why? Why did you want
an edible? Did he just? He but he didn't want flower.
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That's like a joy he wanted.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He wanted, he wanted a vaporizer, he wanted.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, no, it's short for vape anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And he told the person we're at the McDonald's near
Metro Center, and they said they'll be there in like
twenty minutes. And I was like, oh my god, aren't
they based right here. We've been looking at this office build.
So you eight at McDonald's no, No, we're just standing
there because you were going to go to Old Ebban.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That was still part of the plan. And then Joe
looks in his wallet and says, oh, I got to
find an ATM. If the guy comes, just stall You're
good at that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And I'm like, that's where a robber would get into
some sort of exchange with him to distract him as
he's jumped from behind by two guys. Then they're trying
to steal the marijuana. Can I ask you a question,
I'm going to guess the answer is probably no. But
have you ever, like, at any point, made an on
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the street drug deal? No? Oh, all right, everybody, and
Joe kept telling me this is not a deal. Well
then why do you keep using the term like I
did on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Because in your head, I bet you thought, oh my god,
this isn't on the street drug deal.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was so scared.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Also, you don't know how, I mean, we talk about
all the time how like people are are like porch pirates.
I didn't know if if others track these deliveries and
literally jump the guys, because how many deliveries do they
do it once? I mean, he's probably got a lot
of pot on them, and it seems like it would
be worth someone's while to steal from the guy. And
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now if I'm the guy who has to stall and
and and hem and haw.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hi, guys, I like, what what am I?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You brought the right vaporizers, didn't you? What? What kind
of juice? Huh? You have any restaurant recommendations? What kind
of juice? We're going to old debbit? Do you smell?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I can smell the marijuana permeating. Again, that wasn't from
their business. That was just people at McDonald's. So Joe
runs over to it. There was a Walgreens on the
corner like two blocks away. It's an eighty one dollar purchase.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, that's not bad. It looked it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It looked like, honestly, that they were gonna blow us off.
But then finally Joe gets back. The guy hasn't come yet,
and Joe gets a phone call that says, we're two
minutes away on the way, bro. This guy walks up
and says Joseph. At this point, I could not be
further away, but I can still hear running down the
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street because I'm also picturing this is and again, as
Joe tried to explain to me many times, this is
not going to be an undercover cop now in d C.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
In d C.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because I thought it was a sting operation. Oh my god,
he called a number a sting over an eighty dollars purchase.
He called a number.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Had to provide, Hey, do you think they'll post our
photo up on the website of how much stuff we got,
like when they pull it off.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Of a ship. Had to provide no information about himself.
That's not truly, he said. My name is Joe, and
I'm at this. I'll cash like that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I can't believe that you don't have to remember I
thought to get into the dispensary, I needed to have
a medical marijuana car.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And again you don't.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I honestly, I think it's too easy to get because
the guy has a gift bag that is in bossed
with the dispensary's name.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That's nice, yes, and it couldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Have been it's called like the DC Dispensary or the
Dispensary of DC or something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't I'm Tyler, join me this Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's not it's not like a part of Mayor Bowser's office.
But maybe of the ones he found in the nearby area.
It sounded the most legitimate, right, So, uh, I guess
there's a tip to you have to tip them there. Yeah. Yeah,
So he tips the guy and he gets the bag
and then the guy like scurries off back into you.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Got it in a like a gift bad? Yes? Wow?
What the bag? The bag made me uncomfortable because it's
because it says that it's marijuana.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yes, and because as a gift with purchase we got
a pre roll joint.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
So Joe's like thumbing through this stuff trying to get
his vape out because now we only have a block
and a half to get to old ebbitt uh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And then he sees this.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Uh he called it flower right, He's like, oh, man,
don't they know I'm getting on the train later, Like
I don't, I can't have this?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, because he didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I don't think he wanted to smoke yet, right, he doesn't.
He doesn't smoke, so he definitely he has and edibles,
but he was in a vaping mood. You not, do
you not consider vaping smoking? I mean you still he's
he's not. He doesn't walk around smoking joints, but even
at home like that in college they did, but they
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don't they they weren't, Like he wasn't looking to do
it next to the McDonald's, to all the other guys
at Metro Center. So he uh, he says to me,
He's like, you hold, I know the answer to this,
but do you want this? And I said, I only
had two beers at the game and plan on having
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so much water because I have to drive home in
an hour. I don't need to have drugist on me
in the car.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But you can have it in the car. Those are
big beers at cap One.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, no, I'm not saying you have to smoke it,
but you can have it in the car, can you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes? I didn't think you could. I also didn't think
you could call it. And you're transporting your across state lines.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And in twenty twenty minutes, no questions asked. You get
drugs and it's not a dealer, and it's not a dealer.
You got a whisper it like, hey, did you hear
about Marie? So so I said I don't want it.
He's like, but do you know someone that would want it?
And I said, I don't want to give it to them.
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It's not that I don't, because then you're a mule.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Why wouldn't you want to give it? It's a gift.
I just kept pointing out trash cans. Woll you did?
We did? You threw it out? He didn't want it
and want it? Well, that sounds illegal. It all sounds illegal.
People sell weed on the streets all the time, So
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you could have just brought it here and put in
the kitchen. Somebody would have taken it. He's not putting
it in his car. You could have sold it to
somebody at old debit.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He tried to hand it to me to finally throw
it away, and I said, you're you're doing that. I
also would when we got to the bar, I didn't
want to ask somebody to move over a stool so
that we could sit together at the bar. I'll go
to the other end. He's got drugs, so I don't.
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I don't really like putting myself in a situation.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Talking to people in public. I could that could lead
to trouble. What trouble I got asking somebody to move
a seat.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, no, because it's the drug guy's asking somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, No, that's just that's just confrontational, and I don't
like that. How was that confrontational? Hey? Do you mind?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And by the way, it wasn't at old that it
was too crowded. We end up going to the Hamilton,
which is right down the street. But Joe was very
talkative with the people that he had asked and like
and all that cookies and juice. Hey guys, hey, my
friend's got weed in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That would have been the best.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So yes, I'm sorry that I didn't get to go
to a dispensary and I misled you and.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You did because in my mind, I was like, the
one place I can't picture Tyler is in a dispensary,
and based on our limited interaction with one, neither can I.
But by the way, that's great that they were able
to deliver on the street.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I couldn't believe when I went to go pick the
kids up where they were.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Did you tell them?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I told the parents that I was in my first
drug deal, And even they who seemed to have more
experience with drugs than I have, mind being zero, they
seemed like, yeah, that's how it's how it works in
places where it's totally cool. Now, did you tell them
the part where you didn't want the flower and they
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would have been like, we would have taken it from you.
I had to speak a little bit quieter because there
were the kids are around, and I didn't want to
tell this story out loud. I had some Mary Jane.
But yeah, if you don't know how it is so
easy to get pot, you don't say just too, it's
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too easy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
How big was the joint? Was it in like a
big too? It was also in its own little case.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, it's in like a little it's it's it's not
a test too, but it's like in its own little carrier.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
He was so casual about I don't know if he
opened the case. Oh really, Oh it smells so good.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well do you remember the garbage camp, because I'll go
by there and jump in and dig that goddamn thing out.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I know exactly where it was.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, the hey, oh, that's a fun game we like
to play, go find Tyler's weed.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Mother. I avoided temptation this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I didn't even want to tell her, no kidding, I
knew not because.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Even your mom's like, I do edibles. I've done street deals, Remember,
I told you about the time mother. Then he asked
me to hem and Hall. They were in my parents.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
My mom doesn't do anything and it has never smoked,
even back.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
In the day. No, no, she hasn't. But but Bob
definitely definitely did. Like back in the day is yesterday.
But they went to I told you this they went to.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
This goes back ten years ago, right, They went to
Vancouver and got some edibles. Oh yes, but they were
They were so afraid, which at least you believe it's
been a while since bab has experimented with cannabis. They
were so afraid of how they'd react. They had the
tiniest little bit and stayed in their hotel.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Room because they were afraid of what could happened.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And that was that they didn't even through there. They
were like me through the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I was talking to a buddy over the weekend who
tried edibles for the first time last weekend and he
was like, Elliot, I don't know if you've ever done these,
this will change your life.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I was like, oh my god, wait, so you didn't
try an edible. We didn't get edibles? Ohthough I thought
you did. You got a vaporizer. No two vapes. Oh
oh oh. He did make me promise, he said, don't tell.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
He said that wait here, I'll be back.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He needs to be there the first time I have
an edible, Like, it doesn't matter if it's at my
home or his home, he is going to be there.
It felt like he was setting me up, as as
did the wait I have to go get cash, you
talk to the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The whole thing it was wild.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Do you feel confident now that if you had to,
Like if you had people in from out of town
and they were like, where should I go.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You'd be like, oh, I always just ordered. I always
ordered the street. It was we have to go to
the McDonald's at Metro Center.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It was such a rush. And I didn't do any
of the drugs. Can you please stop saying the drugs?
And that's why, Like when we got to the Hamilton,
I was just like, of course I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I like I needed to settle down a lot. One
of us has to keep a level head.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And so the water that I that I had wasn't
getting me back to that like just settled space that
I needed to because for me, people I bet people
are in a lot scarier situations when they're getting drugs.
You think, you think this this seemed very first world like?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And tie did what did he approach on?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Did he walk up or was he on a bike
unless he parked the like a biker or scoot around
the corner he was walking to us?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh, wow, that's not I.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Also think the dispensary was in the building that we
were standing in front of.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We just they don't have a.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Store from Wow, that's awesome. But my favorite part of
the whole night. So I get to where the kids
in Lindsay are to pick him up and.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Do I smell of weed? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I didn't realize I think come high that they were
going to track me on find my a lot of
the day because they thought they could see where my
seats were in the stadium.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That didn't pan.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
My daughter says to me, basically as her first words
upon entering the house. She says, did you guys eat
dinner at McDonald's because you were at McDonald's for like
a half hour. No, I was waiting on the weed delivery,
and I said no. At that moment, it didn't even
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dawn on me that we were standing at McDonald's for
thirty minutes, but I was like, no, no, we didn't
have dinner mcdor you know.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Those locations aren't always pinpointing as well. It was right,
and she's like, oh, okay, fine, I said you did.
And I was like, uh, no, told you my mind.
I should have just said we had dinner a McDonald's
on the street weed deal line one, Hi Elliet the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Who's this hime?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
My name is Kathy, and I have the exact same
story that Tyler just told, except it happened to me
on Friday. I was at lunch with my daughter and
son in law at Hamilton's and he decided he wanted
to do a dispensary, to which I my chin hit
the floor and he's like, oh, it's okay. It's a
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delivery service. And I'm like, what they're going to deliver
to the Hamilton? Yes? And yeah, and then and then
he's like, oh wait, they don't take cards. I got
to go find an ATM. And then he leaves, and
I'm thinking, what in the world is going on? So
finally he comes back and he's like, oh, wait, they're
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not delivering. We have to go meet them and literally
went through the city and found this nondescript building with
a silver car parked in front, parked there, this guy
gets out, does the transfer, and bang done. The whole time,
I am just I just didn't know how to feel
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or think about any of this and felt the same
leg like this is a setup.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We're going to get jumped.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Already. People.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Hey, how much how much did how much did your
son in law spand did he outspend Joe?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yes, it was better than a hundred but he did gummies.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Hey did he get like Tyler got the complimentary joint
with his purchase?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah, there was no complimentary anything. It was just kind
of like hit and run and uh and no, no
pretty gift bag or anything.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It was oh wow, oh wow, that's nice though, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It is so easy.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
It is so and there shouldn't be a bad stigma
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
There shouldn't be a bad stigma. It's totally fine.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, No, it was just it was just so out
of my wheelhouse that I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Know how to react.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's what did you How was your daughter during all
of that?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
She was?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
She was much better than I was, you know, it was, uh,
it was okay, she did fine.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Excellent, excellent, all right, very good, very good, Thank you man,
thank you, you got it. And then and listen, after
the fact, when I got home, I did look up
their reviews online and they seemed at least ours like
a reputable dispensary. But what's to say, I don't just
get a phone number and sell stuff lace with fentanyl.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh my god, Tyler, what's to me?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I'm not gonna do that because I'm not a bad person,
but a bad person.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What an easy way to pick people off? Bad people
are doing that. Yeah, that's why. That's why you use
a dispensary.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I I okay, But just because a place has a
phone number doesn't.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Mean you looked them up they're reputable. Joy did look
Joe new to look them up?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Did he did? And I thought he was looking up
stats from the game. Very disappointed. Hey, how Drew Wilder
doing the game?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, sorry, who Drew wild chant four?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Spoiler alert? Drew did not light him up? And then
you're right, he probably didn't even see the Robbie Williams biopic.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Am I going to line two? I could do that
real quickly. Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Elliott I bought up. There's a place called All American
in DC. They have a bunch of places. They have
a bakery that when you go in it looks like
a Starbucks, like legitimately, look at a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They sell it to you in a coffee cup when
you walk out. They have a bookstore that you can
buy books and weed. They have a record store you
can buy records in weed, and a shoe store you
can buy shoes and weed. I bought in Philadelphia, but
there just seeing it about like a storefront that wasn't real.
My wife is eight months pregnant. We go to Philipadelphia.
She finds a place that has edibles online like Google Search.
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So we should go get dropped off by an uber
in the middle of like just a row house neighborhood.
We're walking all over. It says we should be in
front of the store. We'ress the street. We look across
the street. There's a little row house with like a
couch out front and the sky standing there. My wife
I say, hey, call the number. My wife calls the number.
The guy across the street we see him answer his stone.
(24:53):
She's like, yeah, we're looking for your school store. He's like, wait,
is that you guys across the street and we're like uh,
And my wife is eight months pregnant okay and not
cool with this at all. And she's like, he's like.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You know, come on over here, and I'm like, what
do we.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
She's like what do we do? I was like, the
man's calling us. We walk over, We go over. He
opens the door. It's like a burnout inside. The first
floor is like burn out.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We're like, uh, He's like.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, just go upstairs. My wife's like, I'm gonna freaking
kill you. So we go upstairs, open this block. We
open the curtain straight on store front, but like the
blower floor was like burnt out. But these guys are
rolling a joint, smoking a joint. Hey, you guys want something.
My wife's like holding her nose because he's freaking out
that you're gonna mess up the baby, and like she's like,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Come over here.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
We got out of.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
There so quick, and she's like Jesus Christ, she goes,
only you would take me at eight months pregnant to
a burnt out row house. You're the one that found it.
They did.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It was a good day. All right, dude, I appreciate it.
Thank you, my friend, thank you, sir. I admitted people
have probably been.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In sketchy situations and uncomfortable transactions. And then last thing,
last thing, challenge accepted, Martha Radish, I.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Will out eat it. What do I keep you keep saying? Oh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Rat? Ratits Martha Radits. I will out eat you at
the salt line any day of the week.
Diane.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You know, we went to the Georgetown Yukon game. It
didn't end up how we wanted. Oh I was. I
was even going to ask.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I didn't see what the final was, but based on
that I can guess. Yeah, the run they opened up
the second half with them being the Huskies doomed us.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Was it crowded though? Oh yeah, it was like fifteen
thousand people. Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, it was fantastic. And I was excited too because
we were sitting right by the tunnel, so.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
One could you high five them when they came out?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You could, it could, I didn't need to, and there
were little kids that wanted to more than move then
I needed to reach over and do so. But at
one point, as they were it was a four point
game at halftime, and they're running in and Drew Fielder
is making us way to the locker room, and I
said to Drew, is like Drew light him up? And
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he gave me the thumbs up. And I turned to
Joe and said, oh my god, do you think he's
seen better Man, because that's a big part of better Man.
And Joe said, no, he just heard his name and
be the thumbs up. But I had on his shirt
the shame. He had a bad game. But it's not
like it got bad after the half. It wasn't good
the whole game.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He was consistent and by the way Paul Holder sends
his hellos, obviously part of the restaurant group that owns
the Salt Line.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He said that between you and Martha Radits, you too
are the probably most loyal customers. Martha is from ABC News, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She's on ABC. Yeah, Oh well that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh well, now I'm in competition with I bet she
doesn't eat I bet she doesn't eat the.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Banana split though she's on TV. She cares about herself.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He mentioned the split, but not in a story about her.
That's for you and you alone. Oh, I will out
eat Martha. That's my goal.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That is my go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That would be a fun sort of It's not Joey
Chestnut and oh coming to Netflix, Martha Radish whatever. Yes,
but yes, we left the game, yes to go have
some dinner, right, and you were nice.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I had offered up several suggestions for dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And that's the only reason I know this because I
texted Tyler and was like it was I knew it
was at the time after they would be done with
the game.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
So I was like, where are you eating? Where did
you end up going? And that's when I learned of
the detour. So when we.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Left, I was like, hey, Ellie gave me some places
I've never been to, and it definitely is all types
of cuisine. So let's pick one of these. And he
and Joe said, no, I really want to go to
Old Ebbittt.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I was like, oh my god, Oh my god.
He had like a special place in his heart there
or no, he just people like to go there. They do.
They're visiting, they like to go I know, but Joe's
been here before, he lived here. Well, no, don't go there.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But as you do know, and Diane doesn't know yet,
there was an ulterior motive. We needed to get to
a certain part of it is true.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So we're making our way to I think old of it.
It's on fifteenth that sounds it's like a half mile
from Capitol. It's not that far.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, it was freezing, right, but it's not that far.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And we get to like what we were like two
blocks away from having to make the right or left.
I don't know to go to Old Ebbit and and
Joe says something out loud, like where the hell is it?
And I said to him, old Abbitt, we're not even
on the right street yet, and he said, no, the dispensary.
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And I was like, what are we doing over here?
And he said, yeah, yeah, I searched on my phone
before the game. I need to buy some stuff. And
I was not on board.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now all the only part of this story that I
know is that Tyler took a detour because I asked
if he went to any of the restaurants. All he
said is no, We ended up going away from the
arena because we had to go to a dispensary.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's all I know. That's all I know.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So then we like circle the block and at one
point I was I said to him, and I am
not very experienced, forget with with the business of cannabis,
but also just with cannabis. So I said, oh, I
think I smell pot No kidding, he says. He says,
that's because we're near the McDonald's at Metro Center. That's
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that's not the dispensary you smell. So I said, all right, Well,
back to the drawing board for me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right, you could have.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Been anywhere anywhere, outside anywhere, and you're gonna smell it.
So Union Market yesterday, oh my god, I was like,
people are eating brunch and smoking. So I said to him,
I said, you know, I don't have a card, Like
I'm not gonna to get in with you or go.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't. Do I have to show a license? Because
you can?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I said, can I wait in the lobby? Lobby
you at home? And he's like, you know, that's not
how it works, like it is totally cool in DC.
And I said, do I seem cool? If you have
to be totally cool to get in, they're going to
stop me at the door. So again we're we're looking
into all these these office buildings into their lobbies. It's
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to see if they're like a suite off the line.
We couldn't find it. And so if he calls them
and they explain we're a delivery service, yes, and that
is totally fine meeting you on a street corner. So again, no,
(05:49):
but that ruins it delivered to house. Did you feel
like you were making an illegal drug deal in the
middle of the street. No, Well hold on. So then
on the phone. All I'm hearing are the words like
cookies and juice. I don't didn't even seem like he
was reading.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Off a menu.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Maybe they were giving him things that and he wanted.
He didn't want edibles. He wanted Is it a vaporizer,
a vapep it's called a vape like a marijuana vape.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know. But but are they flavored with different strains? You?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah? Yeah, the answer is cookies and juice. Was that
like a name of a string?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think cookies and cream would probably be a little more.
I think they were separate though, like one is juice
flavored and the other one is cookies. Trumph. So he finishes,
Did you smell his cloud? Why? Why did you want
an edible? Did he just? He but he didn't want flower.
(06:50):
That's like a joy he wanted.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He wanted, he wanted a vaporizer, he wanted.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, no, it's short for vape anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And he told the person we're at the McDonald's near
Metro Center, and they said they'll be there in like
twenty minutes. And I was like, oh my god, aren't
they based right here. We've been looking at this office build.
So you eight at McDonald's no, No, we're just standing
there because you were going to go to Old Ebban.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That was still part of the plan. And then Joe
looks in his wallet and says, oh, I got to
find an ATM. If the guy comes, just stall You're
good at that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And I'm like, that's where a robber would get into
some sort of exchange with him to distract him as
he's jumped from behind by two guys. Then they're trying
to steal the marijuana. Can I ask you a question,
I'm going to guess the answer is probably no. But
have you ever, like, at any point, made an on
(07:53):
the street drug deal? No? Oh, all right, everybody, and
Joe kept telling me this is not a deal. Well
then why do you keep using the term like I
did on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Because in your head, I bet you thought, oh my god,
this isn't on the street drug deal.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was so scared.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Also, you don't know how, I mean, we talk about
all the time how like people are are like porch pirates.
I didn't know if if others track these deliveries and
literally jump the guys, because how many deliveries do they
do it once? I mean, he's probably got a lot
of pot on them, and it seems like it would
be worth someone's while to steal from the guy. And
(08:33):
now if I'm the guy who has to stall and
and and hem and haw.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hi, guys, I like, what what am I?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You brought the right vaporizers, didn't you? What? What kind
of juice? Huh? You have any restaurant recommendations? What kind
of juice? We're going to old debbit? Do you smell?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I can smell the marijuana permeating. Again, that wasn't from
their business. That was just people at McDonald's. So Joe
runs over to it. There was a Walgreens on the
corner like two blocks away. It's an eighty one dollar purchase.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, that's not bad. It looked it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It looked like, honestly, that they were gonna blow us off.
But then finally Joe gets back. The guy hasn't come yet,
and Joe gets a phone call that says, we're two
minutes away on the way, bro. This guy walks up
and says Joseph. At this point, I could not be
further away, but I can still hear running down the
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street because I'm also picturing this is and again, as
Joe tried to explain to me many times, this is
not going to be an undercover cop now in d C.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
In d C.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because I thought it was a sting operation. Oh my god,
he called a number a sting over an eighty dollars purchase.
He called a number.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Had to provide, Hey, do you think they'll post our
photo up on the website of how much stuff we got,
like when they pull it off.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Of a ship. Had to provide no information about himself.
That's not truly, he said. My name is Joe, and
I'm at this. I'll cash like that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I can't believe that you don't have to remember I
thought to get into the dispensary, I needed to have
a medical marijuana car.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And again you don't.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I honestly, I think it's too easy to get because
the guy has a gift bag that is in bossed
with the dispensary's name.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That's nice, yes, and it couldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Have been it's called like the DC Dispensary or the
Dispensary of DC or something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't I'm Tyler, join me this Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's not it's not like a part of Mayor Bowser's office.
But maybe of the ones he found in the nearby area.
It sounded the most legitimate, right, So, uh, I guess
there's a tip to you have to tip them there. Yeah. Yeah,
So he tips the guy and he gets the bag
and then the guy like scurries off back into you.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Got it in a like a gift bad? Yes? Wow?
What the bag? The bag made me uncomfortable because it's
because it says that it's marijuana.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yes, and because as a gift with purchase we got
a pre roll joint.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
So Joe's like thumbing through this stuff trying to get
his vape out because now we only have a block
and a half to get to old ebbitt uh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And then he sees this.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Uh he called it flower right, He's like, oh, man,
don't they know I'm getting on the train later, Like
I don't, I can't have this?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, because he didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I don't think he wanted to smoke yet, right, he doesn't.
He doesn't smoke, so he definitely he has and edibles,
but he was in a vaping mood. You not, do
you not consider vaping smoking? I mean you still he's
he's not. He doesn't walk around smoking joints, but even
at home like that in college they did, but they
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don't they they weren't, Like he wasn't looking to do
it next to the McDonald's, to all the other guys
at Metro Center. So he uh, he says to me,
He's like, you hold, I know the answer to this,
but do you want this? And I said, I only
had two beers at the game and plan on having
(12:18):
so much water because I have to drive home in
an hour. I don't need to have drugist on me
in the car.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But you can have it in the car. Those are
big beers at cap One.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, no, I'm not saying you have to smoke it,
but you can have it in the car, can you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes? I didn't think you could. I also didn't think
you could call it. And you're transporting your across state lines.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And in twenty twenty minutes, no questions asked. You get
drugs and it's not a dealer, and it's not a dealer.
You got a whisper it like, hey, did you hear
about Marie? So so I said I don't want it.
He's like, but do you know someone that would want it?
And I said, I don't want to give it to them.
(13:03):
It's not that I don't, because then you're a mule.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Why wouldn't you want to give it? It's a gift.
I just kept pointing out trash cans. Woll you did?
We did? You threw it out? He didn't want it
and want it? Well, that sounds illegal. It all sounds illegal.
People sell weed on the streets all the time, So
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you could have just brought it here and put in
the kitchen. Somebody would have taken it. He's not putting
it in his car. You could have sold it to
somebody at old debit.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He tried to hand it to me to finally throw
it away, and I said, you're you're doing that. I
also would when we got to the bar, I didn't
want to ask somebody to move over a stool so
that we could sit together at the bar. I'll go
to the other end. He's got drugs, so I don't.
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I don't really like putting myself in a situation.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Talking to people in public. I could that could lead
to trouble. What trouble I got asking somebody to move
a seat.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, no, because it's the drug guy's asking somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, No, that's just that's just confrontational, and I don't
like that. How was that confrontational? Hey? Do you mind?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And by the way, it wasn't at old that it
was too crowded. We end up going to the Hamilton,
which is right down the street. But Joe was very
talkative with the people that he had asked and like
and all that cookies and juice. Hey guys, hey, my
friend's got weed in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That would have been the best.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So yes, I'm sorry that I didn't get to go
to a dispensary and I misled you and.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You did because in my mind, I was like, the
one place I can't picture Tyler is in a dispensary,
and based on our limited interaction with one, neither can I.
But by the way, that's great that they were able
to deliver on the street.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I couldn't believe when I went to go pick the
kids up where they were.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Did you tell them?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I told the parents that I was in my first
drug deal, And even they who seemed to have more
experience with drugs than I have, mind being zero, they
seemed like, yeah, that's how it's how it works in
places where it's totally cool. Now, did you tell them
the part where you didn't want the flower and they
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would have been like, we would have taken it from you.
I had to speak a little bit quieter because there
were the kids are around, and I didn't want to
tell this story out loud. I had some Mary Jane.
But yeah, if you don't know how it is so
easy to get pot, you don't say just too, it's
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too easy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
How big was the joint? Was it in like a
big too? It was also in its own little case.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, it's in like a little it's it's it's not
a test too, but it's like in its own little carrier.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
He was so casual about I don't know if he
opened the case. Oh really, Oh it smells so good.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well do you remember the garbage camp, because I'll go
by there and jump in and dig that goddamn thing out.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I know exactly where it was.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, the hey, oh, that's a fun game we like
to play, go find Tyler's weed.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Mother. I avoided temptation this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I didn't even want to tell her, no kidding, I
knew not because.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Even your mom's like, I do edibles. I've done street deals, Remember,
I told you about the time mother. Then he asked
me to hem and Hall. They were in my parents.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
My mom doesn't do anything and it has never smoked,
even back.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
In the day. No, no, she hasn't. But but Bob
definitely definitely did. Like back in the day is yesterday.
But they went to I told you this they went to.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
This goes back ten years ago, right, They went to
Vancouver and got some edibles. Oh yes, but they were
They were so afraid, which at least you believe it's
been a while since bab has experimented with cannabis. They
were so afraid of how they'd react. They had the
tiniest little bit and stayed in their hotel.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Room because they were afraid of what could happened.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And that was that they didn't even through there. They
were like me through the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I was talking to a buddy over the weekend who
tried edibles for the first time last weekend and he
was like, Elliot, I don't know if you've ever done these,
this will change your life.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I was like, oh my god, wait, so you didn't
try an edible. We didn't get edibles? Ohthough I thought
you did. You got a vaporizer. No two vapes. Oh
oh oh. He did make me promise, he said, don't tell.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
He said that wait here, I'll be back.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He needs to be there the first time I have
an edible, Like, it doesn't matter if it's at my
home or his home, he is going to be there.
It felt like he was setting me up, as as
did the wait I have to go get cash, you
talk to the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The whole thing it was wild.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Do you feel confident now that if you had to,
Like if you had people in from out of town
and they were like, where should I go.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You'd be like, oh, I always just ordered. I always
ordered the street. It was we have to go to
the McDonald's at Metro Center.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It was such a rush. And I didn't do any
of the drugs. Can you please stop saying the drugs?
And that's why, Like when we got to the Hamilton,
I was just like, of course I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I like I needed to settle down a lot. One
of us has to keep a level head.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And so the water that I that I had wasn't
getting me back to that like just settled space that
I needed to because for me, people I bet people
are in a lot scarier situations when they're getting drugs.
You think, you think this this seemed very first world like?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And tie did what did he approach on?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Did he walk up or was he on a bike
unless he parked the like a biker or scoot around
the corner he was walking to us?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh, wow, that's not I.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Also think the dispensary was in the building that we
were standing in front of.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We just they don't have a.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Store from Wow, that's awesome. But my favorite part of
the whole night. So I get to where the kids
in Lindsay are to pick him up and.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Do I smell of weed? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I didn't realize I think come high that they were
going to track me on find my a lot of
the day because they thought they could see where my
seats were in the stadium.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That didn't pan.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
My daughter says to me, basically as her first words
upon entering the house. She says, did you guys eat
dinner at McDonald's because you were at McDonald's for like
a half hour. No, I was waiting on the weed delivery,
and I said no. At that moment, it didn't even
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dawn on me that we were standing at McDonald's for
thirty minutes, but I was like, no, no, we didn't
have dinner mcdor you know.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Those locations aren't always pinpointing as well. It was right,
and she's like, oh, okay, fine, I said you did.
And I was like, uh, no, told you my mind.
I should have just said we had dinner a McDonald's
on the street weed deal line one, Hi Elliet the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Who's this hime?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
My name is Kathy, and I have the exact same
story that Tyler just told, except it happened to me
on Friday. I was at lunch with my daughter and
son in law at Hamilton's and he decided he wanted
to do a dispensary, to which I my chin hit
the floor and he's like, oh, it's okay. It's a
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delivery service. And I'm like, what they're going to deliver
to the Hamilton? Yes? And yeah, and then and then
he's like, oh wait, they don't take cards. I got
to go find an ATM. And then he leaves, and
I'm thinking, what in the world is going on? So
finally he comes back and he's like, oh, wait, they're
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not delivering. We have to go meet them and literally
went through the city and found this nondescript building with
a silver car parked in front, parked there, this guy
gets out, does the transfer, and bang done. The whole time,
I am just I just didn't know how to feel
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or think about any of this and felt the same
leg like this is a setup.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We're going to get jumped.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Already. People.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Hey, how much how much did how much did your
son in law spand did he outspend Joe?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yes, it was better than a hundred but he did gummies.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Hey did he get like Tyler got the complimentary joint
with his purchase?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah, there was no complimentary anything. It was just kind
of like hit and run and uh and no, no
pretty gift bag or anything.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It was oh wow, oh wow, that's nice though, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It is so easy.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
It is so and there shouldn't be a bad stigma
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
There shouldn't be a bad stigma. It's totally fine.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, No, it was just it was just so out
of my wheelhouse that I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Know how to react.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's what did you How was your daughter during all
of that?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
She was?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
She was much better than I was, you know, it was, uh,
it was okay, she did fine.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Excellent, excellent, all right, very good, very good, Thank you man,
thank you, you got it. And then and listen, after
the fact, when I got home, I did look up
their reviews online and they seemed at least ours like
a reputable dispensary. But what's to say, I don't just
get a phone number and sell stuff lace with fentanyl.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh my god, Tyler, what's to me?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I'm not gonna do that because I'm not a bad person,
but a bad person.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What an easy way to pick people off? Bad people
are doing that. Yeah, that's why. That's why you use
a dispensary.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I I okay, But just because a place has a
phone number doesn't.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Mean you looked them up they're reputable. Joy did look
Joe new to look them up?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Did he did? And I thought he was looking up
stats from the game. Very disappointed. Hey, how Drew Wilder
doing the game?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, sorry, who Drew wild chant four?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Spoiler alert? Drew did not light him up? And then
you're right, he probably didn't even see the Robbie Williams biopic.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Am I going to line two? I could do that
real quickly. Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Elliott I bought up. There's a place called All American
in DC. They have a bunch of places. They have
a bakery that when you go in it looks like
a Starbucks, like legitimately, look at a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They sell it to you in a coffee cup when
you walk out. They have a bookstore that you can
buy books and weed. They have a record store you
can buy records in weed, and a shoe store you
can buy shoes and weed. I bought in Philadelphia, but
there just seeing it about like a storefront that wasn't real.
My wife is eight months pregnant. We go to Philipadelphia.
She finds a place that has edibles online like Google Search.
(24:32):
So we should go get dropped off by an uber
in the middle of like just a row house neighborhood.
We're walking all over. It says we should be in
front of the store. We'ress the street. We look across
the street. There's a little row house with like a
couch out front and the sky standing there. My wife
I say, hey, call the number. My wife calls the number.
The guy across the street we see him answer his stone.
(24:53):
She's like, yeah, we're looking for your school store. He's like, wait,
is that you guys across the street and we're like uh,
And my wife is eight months pregnant okay and not
cool with this at all. And she's like, he's like.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You know, come on over here, and I'm like, what
do we.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
She's like what do we do? I was like, the
man's calling us. We walk over, We go over. He
opens the door. It's like a burnout inside. The first
floor is like burn out.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We're like, uh, He's like.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, just go upstairs. My wife's like, I'm gonna freaking
kill you. So we go upstairs, open this block. We
open the curtain straight on store front, but like the
blower floor was like burnt out. But these guys are
rolling a joint, smoking a joint. Hey, you guys want something.
My wife's like holding her nose because he's freaking out
that you're gonna mess up the baby, and like she's like,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Come over here.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
We got out of.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
There so quick, and she's like Jesus Christ, she goes,
only you would take me at eight months pregnant to
a burnt out row house. You're the one that found it.
They did.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It was a good day. All right, dude, I appreciate it.
Thank you, my friend, thank you, sir. I admitted people
have probably been.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In sketchy situations and uncomfortable transactions. And then last thing,
last thing, challenge accepted, Martha Radish, I.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Will out eat it. What do I keep you keep saying? Oh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Rat? Ratits Martha Radits. I will out eat you at
the salt line any day of the week.
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