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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One other thing before I pop you on hold real quick?
Do you or I don't know, are you married?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah? Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Do you and your wife use a wedge pillow? At all?
The have you thought about it? Sex pillow? The no?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, very good, very good? Hold tight one second
for me, please? Um, what's wrong? I don't know if
he loved the line of questions.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
He didn't seem like it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The why why is that a bad question to ask?
Why is that an unfair Kristen? Will you do me
a favor? Will you find me? Somebody? Would somebody admit
to it? Of course they wiss those calling for that, well,
but they are. They're selling like crazy crazy watch Diane.
Do you and Scott have a wedge pillow now? Aka
(00:47):
sex pillow? People love them, People swear by him. The
the new and and easier positioning, they say, is fantastic.
Now listen, I don't known one. I don't know one.
But nobody should be embarrassed to say they have one.
Why would anybody be embarrassed to say they have one?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I imagine that these people are a little more endorsing,
ready to endorse them, because they're calling about that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Do you think somebody would call yes, Kristin, will you
do me a favor? Will you do you and Mike
have one? You don't have a sex pillow? The I'm sorry,
wedge pillow. What am I supposed to call it a
wedge pillow or a sex pillow?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Is there a difference?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think there is a difference.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, Kristin, will you see if you can find me
somebody who uses the wedge pillow for sex? I don't know.
Diane claims there, oh, Diane claims there's a difference. So
you have a wedge pillow and not a sex pillow.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't have either.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You won't get them? Hips up bro eight six six
to Elliott eight six six two three five five four
six eight somebody who has a wedge slash sex pillow?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Please, because now all I'm picturing is like one of
those preschool gym incline mats.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The that's different?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Is that much bigger? I don't know how big do
these pillows and wedges? Can't you get a bunch of
different sizes?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I guess so, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The shorter, the shorter the pillow, the steeper the wedge well,
that's true. That's true. Also, can't you get like connecting
connect connecting pieces, like how do they connect the What
do you mean by stacking? Oh? Like if it's a
if it's a slope this way, in a slope that
(02:40):
way where you can kind of overlay a little bit,
so you may get ass up headback type thing. Who's
got the storage? The storage? They go on your bed?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was just gonna lay there all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You don't have throw pillows. I mean this doesn't look
anything like a throw pillow. No, it's it's like sex rubbery. No, no, no, no,
aren't they aren't they soft?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But aren't they still a material that you don't usually
see on a pillow or like a you want one
that's a little wicking? Yeah, I think they are a
little bit. They have to be, wouldn't they.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I mean I'm assuming they have a cover to them
that you could take off and wash.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh that's a good call too. Although my sheets have
that and you can still tell ever wash them.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I have I filled you before. I have a special pillow.
This is when I thought I had the brain tumor.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So I have.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
A little neck cut out in my pillow. And we
bought that and couldn't use it for weeks because I
said to a special order the pillow cover.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It didn't come with one. We didn't realize that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Now when you look at that, you go, oh, there's
no sex happening in this bed.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But does this pillow look like a travel pillow? No?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, like the little round one you put around you.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, no it doesn't. It doesn't hug your neck like that.
It just it's got like a divot. You lay down
and then you just kind of scoot back into it.
Now this you laid down and scoot onto as well. Yes, yes,
they say, Diane, I was just reading here. Wedge pillows
can be can truly be the bedroom edition that your
(04:23):
sex life never you never knew it needed. But these
things are selling like hotcakes right now.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
And what were they featured prominently in a movie or
a show?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Why are people to turning to them?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'll tell you, hi, Elliot the morning, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
This is Ian?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Hey? Ian? You and you and your old lady got
a sex pillow?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh yeah, that's no.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's a wedge pillow, the wedge.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's right next to the bed.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The does it come with a cover, like, do you
have to put a cover on it? No? I actually
got it from my grandmother's house when she passed away.
So it was a reading pillow for her.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh so she could like prop up the commisary her back,
not her you know hands.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wait, so's a perfect angle, you know, you just get
way up in there. So you so you took grandma's
reading pillow and you use that as your sex pillow.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, that's all I got from her. Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wow, how about that? Good for you? And can I
ask you this to have would both you and your
your your wife? Would you both say that it's that
it serves a great purpose. It's a perfect angle? Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
This is that some reading pillows for the elderly are
also orthopedic sets. What is so he's using some sort
of prescribed maybe just reckon, mended, but prescribed bedroom accessory
that he's able to shake the memory of grandma. Oh
so Mabel got it for the prescribed for reading and he's.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean he's he's using it. He's using it for entury.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I don't think I could what use your grandma? I
could avoid thinking about nanny.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Why you getting that nanny, that old poo nanny po nannie. Okay,
before that becomes a thing, my children called my mother nanny. Oh,
that can't happen. That can't happen. Line two, Hi, elliot
(06:45):
in the morning. Hi, Hi, who's this? Hey Lisa, you
got one of them sex pillows?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, we have a wedge pillow.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We do have a cover. And then, well we're not
using it for sex.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
That also doubles for his sleep app at night.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh so it's so it's like it elevates like his torso.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, yep, yep. So it's the dual use the the
and so is it awkward to flip it around and
use it for that? For which one? The sleep apnea? No?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Because no, you just it just flops down so your
shoulders are propped up.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know. But you also know that we use it
for enhanced sexual position. Well, yep, it hows a cover
on it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You just take it off and wash it if you
need to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh I need to, so for sleep atnea. Now let
me ask you this. Does he use it for anything else? Nope?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
These two things.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So here's why it's selling so great. Hey, thank you ma'am.
So they they have decided, well not decided, they have
learned that all these sex pillows that people love, they
do say that use for its intended purpose. It's a
home run. Like I said, I don't have one, but
it is a home run. But people have now found
(08:11):
that it's also a good assisted home run for acid reflux,
gird heartburn, liquid regurgitation, I don't know what that is,
and back pain.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So people are buying like all if I saw, or
they're claiming that's what it like, dual like had or
that's what they're claiming.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Or some people not even realizing what a wedge pillow
can also be used, or because they think it's.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
For better So you think that they're getting it because
of acid reflux. And I see it and go, ye up.
I thought it was weird that I bought it from
Adam and Eve. So do they tell you, like if
you have acid reflux, do they tell you to go
like to Adam and Eve and get a sex pillow?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So if I do go to that website Adam Adam
Eve dot com, if I search pillow listed, it's gonna
vibratos and bondage.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
But if I type in pillow is it going to
in the description? Tell me about all the sleep benefits
as well. Okay, Like here's the Liberator wedge, it says, Okay,
I'm reading about hotter and more enjoyable activities. That doesn't
mean sleeping and avoiding regurgitation, liquid regurgitation. It's a it
(09:33):
does support your back, knees and muscles and prevent position fatigue.
That still sounds like it's sex related. Easily unzip the
cover and throw in the washing machine. That's very sex related.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, mean you wash pillow cases. Yeah, so they are
still mainly thinking their audience is those that are sexually active. Oh,
it's protected by the Adam and Eves satisfaction garanteed. Oh,
thank you, thank you. Oh it's a stain resistant machine.
Washa will cover resist Yeah, but not guaranteed. Yeah, so
(10:11):
they at least for the Liberator. Now, that's a very
simple one. When I typed it in, there were some
that were, oh what is this. Oh that's a that's
a rampant wedge combo. That's that's what I told you.
That's the dual stack. So you're not sleeping, well maybe you,
Oh that's a model I know. Oh, up, Jesus Christ.
(10:38):
I thought this was for acnea. So we're not at
the point yet. If you saw one of these and
seone's house, I am not thinking atnea or gird Oh
my goodness. Right, So, Diane, someone tells you that they
(10:58):
got it from grandma because of you buy in that.
Oh it was for her extended bed rest.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
No, me, mow spent the last six months of her life. Years,
I guess, yeah, not in that way. But did you
imagine what if Grandma got it for like surgical recovery.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I couldn't do it. I'd get a new one. What
if Grandma got it in the fifties to kind of
hike that ass up?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
My Grandma's still getting it, don't you always say that
you if you had a new.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't want to bring up the death of a
loved one, but if there was an untimely passing, you'd
have to get a new bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
using grandma's bolster.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's a different person, different person, yes, of course. Hi
Ellie in the morning, Hey is this mean?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Who's this? Hey?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
This is Emily. I had a lot of different pillows
when I was pregnant with my firstborn person only born.
And you know, I had the pregnancy pillow, but I
got gird. I ended up having to take like medication. Yeah,
I found out by eating a whole bag of Reese's pieces.
I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Wait, hold on, Just for the record, not everybody who
eats it a whole bag of Reese's pieces will get gird.
I have eaten a whole bag of Reese's pieces and
I've never gotten gourd. Also, coming out of your mouth,
gird sounds so unsexy. Thank you, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
But anyway, we ended up having to resort to. We
tried like the cylinder blocks on the bed thing, and
like it didn't work. What ended up working was a
sex pillow for your gird, for my gurd, so for
my feet being able to just kind of like you
kind of want to tilt your back and so I
would put it under my pillow, and so it helped.
(12:53):
When you're pregnant, it pushes all your organs up and
so I guess you know, gravity and fun things and
all that. But yeah, ended up having to kind of
elevate my kind of my back and head while I
was sleeping to keep it all down. It's really fun.
It didn't come back after perfect that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But now let me ask you this, now that now
that we've had the child, do you use it for
its intended purpose? No?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
I hated it. My my my act at the time
was very very excited to get it in the hopes
that we.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Would use it.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
We did use it.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It makes you have to take them off to wash them.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Wait, horrible, horrible time for the phone to cut out.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
It does what oh they do?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
They do work for the right people. It's just very
like when you're pregnant, that's the last thing you want
to see.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't know, you've got girds trying to make it hot.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I'm trying like when you were not pregnant. Did
you guys use it? We did?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
We did, we did, we did, And it wasn't It
wasn't necessarily my thing. But it's very a lot of
a lot of men seem to really really like it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
I don't know how many.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Women actually like it.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Like actually they have ones that you can insert like
toys into also like covers that kind of go in.
There's all sorts of ones, like there's the wedge, but
then there's also like you know, the bed rolls that
you see on your dear old granny's beds. They also
have like like body sized bed rolls that you can
(14:28):
kind of maneuver yourself on. And they also have the
ones that are not wedges, but the but the I
don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You're doing fine, You're doing fine. Just stay away from
gird all right, very good, very good. I appreciate it.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you, Yes, Tyler. Now I'm looking
at a cuff and stuff model with everybody, everybody this one.
Everybody in the world has back pain. Why isn't everybody
(14:58):
sleeping on a sex pillow? Oh, that's a that's a stack.
That's a stack. It is a wedge in man combo
with cuff connectors. But I see what you mean. All
four corners. That's two ankles, two wrists.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
A tug against the cuffs as your partner showers your
body and hot pleasure.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Pooh, nanny. This would be a tough one to explain away.
I have afne uh, I've never seen that before. These
aren't cheap, by the way, how much are they are?
A few hundred dollars? Okay, But would you spend a
few hundred dollars to deal with your acid reflux?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I guess it brings a relief.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Can I use a flexible spending for these? Absolutely? You can. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
The stuff or cuff and stuff is three hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Wow. Wow Line three? Hi elliot in the morning?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
God?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yes? Hi?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Who is this elliot? It's redneck Debbie?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Aren't you down? Hi?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Aren't you down in Texas? No? I'm in Woodbridge.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
I'm from Texas.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's what it is. That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Hey, I live in Woodridge, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I gotcha? Are you big into the sex pillows?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I love them?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And it's for sex, sex and more sex. It's not
for snoring, it's not for your bag. It's fort SAgs.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
It's amazing. It's help. It enhances, it makes everything better.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Hey, let me ask you this. They say that like
you could get them from twelve inches up to I
want to say, almost three feet, and that the shorter
the steeper. Are you a are you a short pillow
or a long pillow? Girl?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Short pillow?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh? So you like somebody you like some hoist there.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, I got butt up in the air and
I got it, Elliott. I gotta say shout out to
my Woodbridge people, because every time I come on here
and I get to talk to you, lo and behold,
I got I don't know how many people coming to
me going, was that you aunt Elliott in the Morning Show? Though, Yes,
it's me Redneck Debbie.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
There you go, and remember all those Woodbridge people, remember
she liked that ass high up in the air. All right,
very good, Thank you Redneck Debbie, thank you. Look your
voice is that recognizable? Line five? Hi Elliott the Morning Elliott? Yeah? Hi?
(17:36):
Who's this? This is Josh Man.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
How do you want?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hey? Good? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I have one of those pillows, but it's inslatable, so
it can tuck away easily so nobody can see it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Do you use it for intended purpose? Or are you
using it for some kind of medical thing?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No intended purposes?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really inflatable, though, that seems like that seems like it
could be problematic.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well when things start, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's awesome. Caller of the day, Thank you, thank you.
Doesn't that seem like a little bit of an interrupter though, Oh,
having to take the time to do that. Oh, hold
on one second, and now I'm lightheaded. I was thinking
more about it just popping. Well, no, I mean there's
plenty of things that you blow up that don't pop,
(18:33):
that have that much force on them repeatedly. I mean,
you're kicking. I don't know. I'm just thinking of so
I don't feel like I would go the inflatable way.
Haven't you popped a pool raft before laying on it?
Jumping on it? Jumping on it? I mean, this is
pretty physical, that is true, because I jumped down on
(18:55):
DEBI think I think you and Debbie need to stick
with foam line six. Whoops, Hi, elliot in the morning. Also,
if you walked in the Debbie's room and you saw it,
when you think, gird not hurt, I'm sorry, Yes, sir,
he is straight up freaking Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Hey, his wife she had when we got together. I
don't know if she had it before or not, but
she had back surgery, so it was kind of medicinal
and recreational.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Right, So you did use it recreationally, but she was
using it medicinally.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Uh well, her back was all messed up, so she
couldn't really go.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
For the mom and I won't have nothing exactly. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you my friend. By the way,
Josh down the hall's got app Neah, he does have
is he tried? Doesn't he also have acid reflux? Does he?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Or does he have does he have liquid regurgitation? I
think it's that or heartburn. Don't you just get rid
of heartburn with like a pills about? Oh, that's right,
so he does get heartburn. He's a perfect candidate for
a medical sex pillow. I don't think so for recreational
Can we not call it a medical sex pillow? But
that's what it is. No, if it's just for medical reasons,
(20:17):
let's just call it a medical pillow. But it's a
sex pillow. You're still getting it from Adam and Eve
Well because they had the discount, right, and they had
the cuff and stopped
One other thing before I pop you on hold real quick?
Do you or I don't know, are you married?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah? Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Do you and your wife use a wedge pillow? At all?
The have you thought about it? Sex pillow? The no?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, very good, very good? Hold tight one second
for me, please? Um, what's wrong? I don't know if
he loved the line of questions.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
He didn't seem like it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The why why is that a bad question to ask?
Why is that an unfair Kristen? Will you do me
a favor? Will you find me? Somebody? Would somebody admit
to it? Of course they wiss those calling for that, well,
but they are. They're selling like crazy crazy watch Diane.
Do you and Scott have a wedge pillow now? Aka
(00:47):
sex pillow? People love them, People swear by him. The
the new and and easier positioning, they say, is fantastic.
Now listen, I don't known one. I don't know one.
But nobody should be embarrassed to say they have one.
Why would anybody be embarrassed to say they have one?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I imagine that these people are a little more endorsing,
ready to endorse them, because they're calling about that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Do you think somebody would call yes, Kristin, will you
do me a favor? Will you do you and Mike
have one? You don't have a sex pillow? The I'm sorry,
wedge pillow. What am I supposed to call it a
wedge pillow or a sex pillow?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Is there a difference?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think there is a difference.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, Kristin, will you see if you can find me
somebody who uses the wedge pillow for sex? I don't know.
Diane claims there, oh, Diane claims there's a difference. So
you have a wedge pillow and not a sex pillow.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't have either.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You won't get them? Hips up bro eight six six
to Elliott eight six six two three five five four
six eight somebody who has a wedge slash sex pillow?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Please, because now all I'm picturing is like one of
those preschool gym incline mats.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The that's different?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Is that much bigger? I don't know how big do
these pillows and wedges? Can't you get a bunch of
different sizes?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I guess so, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The shorter, the shorter the pillow, the steeper the wedge well,
that's true. That's true. Also, can't you get like connecting
connect connecting pieces, like how do they connect the What
do you mean by stacking? Oh? Like if it's a
if it's a slope this way, in a slope that
(02:40):
way where you can kind of overlay a little bit,
so you may get ass up headback type thing. Who's
got the storage? The storage? They go on your bed?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was just gonna lay there all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You don't have throw pillows. I mean this doesn't look
anything like a throw pillow. No, it's it's like sex rubbery. No, no, no, no,
aren't they aren't they soft?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But aren't they still a material that you don't usually
see on a pillow or like a you want one
that's a little wicking? Yeah, I think they are a
little bit. They have to be, wouldn't they.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I mean I'm assuming they have a cover to them
that you could take off and wash.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh that's a good call too. Although my sheets have
that and you can still tell ever wash them.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I have I filled you before. I have a special pillow.
This is when I thought I had the brain tumor.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So I have.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
A little neck cut out in my pillow. And we
bought that and couldn't use it for weeks because I
said to a special order the pillow cover.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It didn't come with one. We didn't realize that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Now when you look at that, you go, oh, there's
no sex happening in this bed.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But does this pillow look like a travel pillow? No?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, like the little round one you put around you.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, no it doesn't. It doesn't hug your neck like that.
It just it's got like a divot. You lay down
and then you just kind of scoot back into it.
Now this you laid down and scoot onto as well. Yes, yes,
they say, Diane, I was just reading here. Wedge pillows
can be can truly be the bedroom edition that your
(04:23):
sex life never you never knew it needed. But these
things are selling like hotcakes right now.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
And what were they featured prominently in a movie or
a show?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Why are people to turning to them?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'll tell you, hi, Elliot the morning, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
This is Ian?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Hey? Ian? You and you and your old lady got
a sex pillow?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh yeah, that's no.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's a wedge pillow, the wedge.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's right next to the bed.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The does it come with a cover, like, do you
have to put a cover on it? No? I actually
got it from my grandmother's house when she passed away.
So it was a reading pillow for her.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh so she could like prop up the commisary her back,
not her you know hands.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wait, so's a perfect angle, you know, you just get
way up in there. So you so you took grandma's
reading pillow and you use that as your sex pillow.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, that's all I got from her. Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wow, how about that? Good for you? And can I
ask you this to have would both you and your
your your wife? Would you both say that it's that
it serves a great purpose. It's a perfect angle? Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
This is that some reading pillows for the elderly are
also orthopedic sets. What is so he's using some sort
of prescribed maybe just reckon, mended, but prescribed bedroom accessory
that he's able to shake the memory of grandma. Oh
so Mabel got it for the prescribed for reading and he's.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean he's he's using it. He's using it for entury.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I don't think I could what use your grandma? I
could avoid thinking about nanny.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Why you getting that nanny, that old poo nanny po nannie. Okay,
before that becomes a thing, my children called my mother nanny. Oh,
that can't happen. That can't happen. Line two, Hi, elliot
(06:45):
in the morning. Hi, Hi, who's this? Hey Lisa, you
got one of them sex pillows?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, we have a wedge pillow.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We do have a cover. And then, well we're not
using it for sex.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
That also doubles for his sleep app at night.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh so it's so it's like it elevates like his torso.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, yep, yep. So it's the dual use the the
and so is it awkward to flip it around and
use it for that? For which one? The sleep apnea? No?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Because no, you just it just flops down so your
shoulders are propped up.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know. But you also know that we use it
for enhanced sexual position. Well, yep, it hows a cover
on it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You just take it off and wash it if you
need to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh I need to, so for sleep atnea. Now let
me ask you this. Does he use it for anything else? Nope?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
These two things.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So here's why it's selling so great. Hey, thank you ma'am.
So they they have decided, well not decided, they have
learned that all these sex pillows that people love, they
do say that use for its intended purpose. It's a
home run. Like I said, I don't have one, but
it is a home run. But people have now found
(08:11):
that it's also a good assisted home run for acid reflux,
gird heartburn, liquid regurgitation, I don't know what that is,
and back pain.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So people are buying like all if I saw, or
they're claiming that's what it like, dual like had or
that's what they're claiming.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Or some people not even realizing what a wedge pillow
can also be used, or because they think it's.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
For better So you think that they're getting it because
of acid reflux. And I see it and go, ye up.
I thought it was weird that I bought it from
Adam and Eve. So do they tell you, like if
you have acid reflux, do they tell you to go
like to Adam and Eve and get a sex pillow?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So if I do go to that website Adam Adam
Eve dot com, if I search pillow listed, it's gonna
vibratos and bondage.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
But if I type in pillow is it going to
in the description? Tell me about all the sleep benefits
as well. Okay, Like here's the Liberator wedge, it says, Okay,
I'm reading about hotter and more enjoyable activities. That doesn't
mean sleeping and avoiding regurgitation, liquid regurgitation. It's a it
(09:33):
does support your back, knees and muscles and prevent position fatigue.
That still sounds like it's sex related. Easily unzip the
cover and throw in the washing machine. That's very sex related.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, mean you wash pillow cases. Yeah, so they are
still mainly thinking their audience is those that are sexually active. Oh,
it's protected by the Adam and Eves satisfaction garanteed. Oh,
thank you, thank you. Oh it's a stain resistant machine.
Washa will cover resist Yeah, but not guaranteed. Yeah, so
(10:11):
they at least for the Liberator. Now, that's a very
simple one. When I typed it in, there were some
that were, oh what is this. Oh that's a that's
a rampant wedge combo. That's that's what I told you.
That's the dual stack. So you're not sleeping, well maybe you,
Oh that's a model I know. Oh, up, Jesus Christ.
(10:38):
I thought this was for acnea. So we're not at
the point yet. If you saw one of these and
seone's house, I am not thinking atnea or gird Oh
my goodness. Right, So, Diane, someone tells you that they
(10:58):
got it from grandma because of you buy in that.
Oh it was for her extended bed rest.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
No, me, mow spent the last six months of her life. Years,
I guess, yeah, not in that way. But did you
imagine what if Grandma got it for like surgical recovery.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I couldn't do it. I'd get a new one. What
if Grandma got it in the fifties to kind of
hike that ass up?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
My Grandma's still getting it, don't you always say that
you if you had a new.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't want to bring up the death of a
loved one, but if there was an untimely passing, you'd
have to get a new bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
using grandma's bolster.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's a different person, different person, yes, of course. Hi
Ellie in the morning, Hey is this mean?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Who's this? Hey?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
This is Emily. I had a lot of different pillows
when I was pregnant with my firstborn person only born.
And you know, I had the pregnancy pillow, but I
got gird. I ended up having to take like medication. Yeah,
I found out by eating a whole bag of Reese's pieces.
I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Wait, hold on, Just for the record, not everybody who
eats it a whole bag of Reese's pieces will get gird.
I have eaten a whole bag of Reese's pieces and
I've never gotten gourd. Also, coming out of your mouth,
gird sounds so unsexy. Thank you, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
But anyway, we ended up having to resort to. We
tried like the cylinder blocks on the bed thing, and
like it didn't work. What ended up working was a
sex pillow for your gird, for my gurd, so for
my feet being able to just kind of like you
kind of want to tilt your back and so I
would put it under my pillow, and so it helped.
(12:53):
When you're pregnant, it pushes all your organs up and
so I guess you know, gravity and fun things and
all that. But yeah, ended up having to kind of
elevate my kind of my back and head while I
was sleeping to keep it all down. It's really fun.
It didn't come back after perfect that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But now let me ask you this, now that now
that we've had the child, do you use it for
its intended purpose? No?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
I hated it. My my my act at the time
was very very excited to get it in the hopes
that we.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Would use it.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
We did use it.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It makes you have to take them off to wash them.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Wait, horrible, horrible time for the phone to cut out.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
It does what oh they do?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
They do work for the right people. It's just very
like when you're pregnant, that's the last thing you want
to see.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't know, you've got girds trying to make it hot.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I'm trying like when you were not pregnant. Did
you guys use it? We did?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
We did, we did, we did, And it wasn't It
wasn't necessarily my thing. But it's very a lot of
a lot of men seem to really really like it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
I don't know how many.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Women actually like it.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Like actually they have ones that you can insert like
toys into also like covers that kind of go in.
There's all sorts of ones, like there's the wedge, but
then there's also like you know, the bed rolls that
you see on your dear old granny's beds. They also
have like like body sized bed rolls that you can
(14:28):
kind of maneuver yourself on. And they also have the
ones that are not wedges, but the but the I
don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You're doing fine, You're doing fine. Just stay away from
gird all right, very good, very good. I appreciate it.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you, Yes, Tyler. Now I'm looking
at a cuff and stuff model with everybody, everybody this one.
Everybody in the world has back pain. Why isn't everybody
(14:58):
sleeping on a sex pillow? Oh, that's a that's a stack.
That's a stack. It is a wedge in man combo
with cuff connectors. But I see what you mean. All
four corners. That's two ankles, two wrists.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
A tug against the cuffs as your partner showers your
body and hot pleasure.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Pooh, nanny. This would be a tough one to explain away.
I have afne uh, I've never seen that before. These
aren't cheap, by the way, how much are they are?
A few hundred dollars? Okay, But would you spend a
few hundred dollars to deal with your acid reflux?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I guess it brings a relief.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Can I use a flexible spending for these? Absolutely? You can. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
The stuff or cuff and stuff is three hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Wow. Wow Line three? Hi elliot in the morning?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
God?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yes? Hi?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Who is this elliot? It's redneck Debbie?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Aren't you down? Hi?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Aren't you down in Texas? No? I'm in Woodbridge.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
I'm from Texas.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's what it is. That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Hey, I live in Woodridge, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I gotcha? Are you big into the sex pillows?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I love them?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And it's for sex, sex and more sex. It's not
for snoring, it's not for your bag. It's fort SAgs.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
It's amazing. It's help. It enhances, it makes everything better.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Hey, let me ask you this. They say that like
you could get them from twelve inches up to I
want to say, almost three feet, and that the shorter
the steeper. Are you a are you a short pillow
or a long pillow? Girl?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Short pillow?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh? So you like somebody you like some hoist there.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, I got butt up in the air and
I got it, Elliott. I gotta say shout out to
my Woodbridge people, because every time I come on here
and I get to talk to you, lo and behold,
I got I don't know how many people coming to
me going, was that you aunt Elliott in the Morning Show? Though, Yes,
it's me Redneck Debbie.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
There you go, and remember all those Woodbridge people, remember
she liked that ass high up in the air. All right,
very good, Thank you Redneck Debbie, thank you. Look your
voice is that recognizable? Line five? Hi Elliott the Morning Elliott? Yeah? Hi?
(17:36):
Who's this? This is Josh Man.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
How do you want?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hey? Good? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I have one of those pillows, but it's inslatable, so
it can tuck away easily so nobody can see it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Do you use it for intended purpose? Or are you
using it for some kind of medical thing?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No intended purposes?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really inflatable, though, that seems like that seems like it
could be problematic.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well when things start, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's awesome. Caller of the day, Thank you, thank you.
Doesn't that seem like a little bit of an interrupter though, Oh,
having to take the time to do that. Oh, hold
on one second, and now I'm lightheaded. I was thinking
more about it just popping. Well, no, I mean there's
plenty of things that you blow up that don't pop,
(18:33):
that have that much force on them repeatedly. I mean,
you're kicking. I don't know. I'm just thinking of so
I don't feel like I would go the inflatable way.
Haven't you popped a pool raft before laying on it?
Jumping on it? Jumping on it? I mean, this is
pretty physical, that is true, because I jumped down on
(18:55):
DEBI think I think you and Debbie need to stick
with foam line six. Whoops, Hi, elliot in the morning. Also,
if you walked in the Debbie's room and you saw it,
when you think, gird not hurt, I'm sorry, Yes, sir,
he is straight up freaking Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Hey, his wife she had when we got together. I
don't know if she had it before or not, but
she had back surgery, so it was kind of medicinal
and recreational.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Right, So you did use it recreationally, but she was
using it medicinally.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Uh well, her back was all messed up, so she
couldn't really go.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
For the mom and I won't have nothing exactly. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you my friend. By the way,
Josh down the hall's got app Neah, he does have
is he tried? Doesn't he also have acid reflux? Does he?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Or does he have does he have liquid regurgitation? I
think it's that or heartburn. Don't you just get rid
of heartburn with like a pills about? Oh, that's right,
so he does get heartburn. He's a perfect candidate for
a medical sex pillow. I don't think so for recreational
Can we not call it a medical sex pillow? But
that's what it is. No, if it's just for medical reasons,
(20:17):
let's just call it a medical pillow. But it's a
sex pillow. You're still getting it from Adam and Eve
Well because they had the discount, right, and they had
the cuff and stopped
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