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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Line. Oh my god, Okay, we did it go in.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
First of all, First of all, let's walk, Thank you Diane.
Oh those are the good napkins. First of all, nothing
on the board.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's going underneath it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
There's nothing on the board.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, why are you wiping the board? Pull the papers away?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I am please, Please do not yell your papers. Please
do not yell everything. Everything you're pulling under the board
is Oh my.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
God, I'm standing right here.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You can rewrite your notes.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I can't know my notes.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What if I forget to congratulate Locker? I got it?
Everybody relax.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Can you lift the board up? Can you lift the
board up?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Not yet, because all the water will go in. It's
not water, it's coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Elliott, why are you moving so slow? It's like slow motion.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is not I am. I am being thought.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's trying to protect his notes.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I am.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh my god, screw your notes.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Damn it show damn what you asked to go through? Elliott?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Is this the You're really slow?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kyle, You're really slow.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I am getting It's like you don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Mike's gonna go off with many other times.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm going to tell you right now, I'm getting ready
to lift the board, getting ready to lift My pen
is wet.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh no, I'm getting ready to lift the board, and
you were going to see nothing but dryness.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Can you call blind John the Kristen? What is Penn Maut?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Watch you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, hold on? This could take us off the air
toss connects.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my god. Everybody is yelling because I know what.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You're gonna do. You're gonna slam it down like a
car hood. Be careful setting it back.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, how drawing?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
There's one piece right there that's wet. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh my phone is wet.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh okay, up there. You need to keep stop flipping
the board so high.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nothing under here, there's nothing under here. It's fine. I
have people on hold. You come, look Diane, it's dry.
But check my underwear.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Can you move your wet papers away from the board.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know my stuff goes in a very cup.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Closer.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Done. Okay, we're back. We're right back in business.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
See, nothing happened, God damn it. You need somebody with
a hair dryer.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It was a full travel bug. What did you expect
it to stop on the first sheet? I bet you
without even seeing the bottom of that stack. It went
all the way through.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is that the first spill of twenty five?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Damn, we're only a couple of days in all the year. No,
it's February fifth, okay, And please don't act like you've
never spilled.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Please don't act in a long time.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Please don't act like you've never spilled. And that was
an accident.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It doesn't matter if it was on purpose or an accident.
You still did it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I want to get in big trouble. If you did
it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Let me. I would never I have too much respect
for the industry. Hello, hello, Oh I got it?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, I pulled the pot down when I was wiping,
not your pants, the.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Pot, my short.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's got a little wet. For the record, Lea Madeline
makes a fantastic hand. Very good, All right back in biz.
That's my pen?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Good good? Did you just see all the the coffee?
Did just came off your pen onto this sheet? You
just routed another sheet of yours.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I could recopy these notes, these notes. I don't know
what to do with. Oh cool, nothing to flip out about.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I just the reaction so slow.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's not slow, it's methodical.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, speed would have been better.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Why are we on the air? Is there anything went
on the right.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well five minutes ago. You didn't know that was going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The well now done. Neither did you if you knew
it was gonna happen. Why didn't you come over here?
Move my cup?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Hey, I'm not the one who's spilt. There he goes.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Again, there's wet on the outside of my cup. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This is when you're gonna get it talking to by
who Dustin?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, he'll be he can't come.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Maybe the engineers.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, they're fine.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What is that so?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Timmy from Toronto said, it just so happens in the
last few minutes. He also spilled a full cup of
coffee at the airport. Now it looks like he walked
away away from his mask. Mind. Sorry, it's gonna have
a hard time telling Dustin that it wasn't him with.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Your big brown papers.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The whatever. Accident, tapping, accident, tapping, Everything's fine. I made
sure while you're running around all Henny Penny fanning the flames.
I'm very I am very methodically making sure that there
is no liquid that could affect the board.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
There were no flames, the coffee put him.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Out and not not having to worry about fracturing the broadcast.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Rev says, maybe e smelling coffee all the time is
why you occasionally smell electrical fires. Caffy.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh, here comes fresh mouth, here comes fresh mouthed.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's that's gonna be fair once I read this, because
you did have a problem with what she said the
other day. Yes, she thought you fell off your chair.
Many people are commenting on that. You sounded slow to react.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, that's the slowest you've been.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
There's nobody because this is where this is where people
drive me crazy. This is where people drive I'm looking
at the incident. I can see what needs to be
attended to quickly and what needs to be attended to methodically.
My brain processes everything and I get it taken care of.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but liquid seeping under the board seemingly would have
been something reaction.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I will ask you again, is there a drop of
liquid under the board? I'll answer for you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, Okay, Hi, right rites and then Elliott got burned
and turned septic. Oh. Mike Jones second in with February seventeenth,
right around the corner. I think I know what I'm
getting the birthday boy, and it's a.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No. I have a lid on my yetti, but you know,
like I don't close it and open it every time.
That's stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I mean, that's kind of why it's there.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If you're transporting it, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like mine's just sitting here next to all this equipment.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Board to mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
From Instagram, Oh, here.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We go, everybody. I love all these people that have
never spilled.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well kay, I can say kay, just an initial Thanks
to Tyler's reaction, I coughed up coffee all over my
car and now I have my own mess to clean up.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
By the way, if you're buy a La mateline, go
use their napkins. They do a fantastic job, a fantastic job.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And also from Instagram, Elliott needs more caffee and if
he wants to move a little faster. I mean, that's it. Jeez, man,
I can't. I can't take that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What's that? I know? My paper? Look at it?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, I don't care about your papers.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Look at that. You know me?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Stop it's dripping off your pasts. Stop lifting in the air.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I know, but this I need this one to
be dry.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's also so hot. In here now.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh yeah, I know, I turned the air off.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Did you turn off or the wiring?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No? No, no, I turned it off. No, look at it.
Here's the other problem, though, my this thing.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh your bottom un ripped?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, it ripped?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Say again?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It ripped?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It was important info on that bottom sheet, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Can guess the year that this bottom.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Sheet is is it? Is it before or after Janet's titty?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What year was her titty?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Two thousand and four?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh it's after, No, it's before May seven, two thousand
and three.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's very important.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't want to lose that