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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am going to give everybody a scenario and then
you will tell me what the appropriate response is. Okay,
let's pretend it is a beautiful, beautiful sunny day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No no, no, please, in June. In June. So it's
this summer, right, beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's leaning a little more on the hot side than normal,
and that's why it feels so refreshing to be at
the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So refreshing to be at the pool.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So we're there and you know, maybe Diane, it's just
you and Scott Tyler's got his whole family there.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I can picture it like it was last summer.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Absolutely absolutely, So we're all at the pool, not just us.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The pool's crowded.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The pool's crowds are big community pool, and there's a
there's a shallow end obviously, where like the families can
be and the younger kids, and then there's a deeper
end for you know, like adults. Anyway, every thing is fine,
it's about three in the afternoon. Everything is great, everybody's
(01:03):
having a good time. It's a beautiful sunny day. And
then a weird thing starts to happen in the shallow
end of the pool where there's you know, like families
and kids and stuff like that. This guy is just
there now, he's not. He's kind of mingled in with everybody,
but he's not like there's not a group of people
with him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's just him.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And all of a sudden, you notice he's kind of
like rubbing his arms a little bit in like his
his his body a little bit, and you're like, what
is going on? That seems weird. Well, you're able to
figure it out pretty quickly. He has a bar of
soap and he is just like a baptize he's just
well he's washing off, yeah, in the in the in
(01:45):
the shallow end, because if you were in the deep end,
like you're underwater. So he's just in the shallow end
and he's just kind of soaping and getting his arms
and it's kind of splashing some water and he's getting
his back yeah, I mean as best he can.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're contorting, so he's doing all that. Diane, what is
the appropriate response.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That telling one of the lifeguards like, what's what's going
on here?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The well, i mean I'm sure they can see it, Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Well something I mean, you can go into the locker
room and take a shower, right, So this bothers.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, right, what you think it's fine? I think it's
Is he being filmed?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Is this for TikTok? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No? No, it's not that I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Doing that would be my first thing. Okay, who's filming him?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
If he's not, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I will say this. Somebody did film him doing this?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh I bet.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
However it was not done for posting Tyler. What's the
appropriate response there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think that the person needs to be stopped. Aren't
there showers in a locker room? But because why because
you're not supposed to bring soap into the pool?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, okay, I'll give you that. You're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Even if there aren't showers, you can't do this. And
I don't know the guy's situation.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It may be he's not unhoused or whatever. You're gonna say.
He's a regular normal.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's the two birds, one stone deal. What do you
mean leisure? Yeah and HIGI utility?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, but he's not. He's not.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's not a homeless guy who's swandered in there and
is like, oh they take a bath.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No regular guy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I imagine there was a membership or some sort of
payment to get in. Okay, sure, I haven't seen the
video though. Should I pull a video up?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I mean, it's worth watching. Let me play.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let me. There's also a bunch of good stills of him,
of him soaping up and getting after it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
There he is.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Let me play Devil's advocate for a second. Yeah, number
one happens more often than you think it does.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That doesn't make it right.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm just saying happens more often than you think it does. Really,
actually it does. I was shocked at the number of
people are like, yeah, this happened. There was somebody who
said this happened to add a pool that she was
in and it made her sick. I don't buy that,
like like literally, not like, oh dude, that's gross. You're
making me sick. Like literally made her sick.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The gradients of the sea is sick.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, exactly. I don't buy that. I don't buy that.
Corin kills that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, there are a lot of dirty asses in
that pool.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yes, you're looking at one of them.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You're not supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, but you know what I mean. There are full
diapers in there, or swim ups. There are people that
piss in there. There are there are open cuts in there.
So don't tell me like, oh, this is the worst
thing you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That doesn't justify it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, no, again, is it right?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But isn't that wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A lot of people, a lot of people yelled get
out of the pool, get out of the pool.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Nobody grabbed him, but.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A lot of people were like, get out, or they
were yelling at their kids to get out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
There is which I would certainly understand. But you're saying
they didn't even wait for the middleman in this case,
the lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They just they just got out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, all right, I have the video here and let
me put it on the big screen.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I was reading so much about this though, and people
were like, again, you'd be shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I've never seen it happen.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ready, Yeah, is it on the screen?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, watch Dian, this is him.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
M Are they get a zoom's Yeah, there's the zoo Okay,
I can't tell he has a Oh there's the soap. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, he's just he's soaping off his arms. By the way,
you're supposed to shower. Yeah, before chlorine kills everything. Look
at him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It's just it's it's odd.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look at him.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll give you that. Very few people shower ahead of
the municipal pool.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I can tell you I've never done it. Yeah, here
you go. See see how he splashes it on himself.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is that soap on the back of his neck or
is that sunscreen?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That that from someone who puts a decent amount of
sunscreen on. That is sunscreen. I can relate to that.
No problem with what he's doing there in terms of
protecting his skin. I don't even know, honestly though, from if.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't even think you would know that he was if.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm if I'm not right there, if I'm on the
other side of the pool, I have no idea. Looks
like he's splashing.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Exactly, So get over it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It doesn't it's for this to be a story, I
will say. It doesn't seem that bad.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh man, God, Diane, what's going on there?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Why it's a story? Rub a dub dub.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He's washing his nooks and cranny and.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Then he just calmly walks away like nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Okay, okay, but look at the woman right next to
him with the baby.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
She's not even looking.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But let me ask you this. Let me play Devil's advocate.
What's so bad about what he's doing. He's washing, He's
washing his butt, Yes, definitely is okay?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
His like, so okay, you are you bothered because you
can see him doing it?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Because his ass is already in the water. I know so,
so don't tell me it's like I.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Don't want a big spotlight on it, right, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But what I'm saying is, don't tell me like I
don't want his butt water in here because he's already
in the pool.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
His baby doesn't care, not at all.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
His butt water is already in there. So I'll give
you it. Yes, it looks odd it it looks disgusting
because it is Okay, have you ever been in the pool?
And and and like at least chest deep.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'm happy though he did that because for the first
thirty seconds of the video I didn't really get it right.
How about now now when I mean, Diane, you're right,
he's almost down to his elbow in his right there.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Now he's just getting the bottom of it. He's just
getting down to the bottom of the crack. You speak
like you've been there. I definitely have put my hands
in my pants in a pool that was to hide
in erection. You're all bricked up, so this bothers you?
But if you does it just bother you at first glance?
(08:20):
Or is it the loop I'm running it on, or
does it bother you because you're thinking about it? Because again,
he's not doing anything that is really causing a problem.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, No, I'm being completely serious.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I understand people get into the water dirty and especially
that part of their body is dirty, but you can't
do this.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, by the way, if he would have been in
the deep end, if he would have been in the
deep end, nobody would have said.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
A word because he's submerged.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yes, you would have seen it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, because right, because you're not on display. So his
biggest crime is standing in the kick standing in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The shallow end. I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't think. I don't and I don't know what
exactly he's being attacked.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
For bathing in the shallow end.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I understand that, but if people are claiming, hey, there
are kids around, I don't blae buy that as a criticism.
It's it's disgusting to all ages. And I don't think
even though he's really going at his BH. I don't
think there's anything sexual about it. I don't think this
is Oh, there's definitely nothing sexual.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I think like, hey, mommy, box, I'm cleaning this for you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
No is rubbing his butt hard, big deal. Kristen agrees
that that's an aggressis yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Does this bother you? If you were at the pool,
you're at the apartment pool. Does that bother you? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I love just because of the visual, because.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Again he's really not doing anything bad Elliott the visually, yes,
but somebody he's got some soap on his body.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And again, I can't tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I was shocked at the number of people that were
like NBD and.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Who have seen just soap in the water? No, who
just said, so what the guy? The guy?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The guy is soaping himself. Oh, they don't care because
everyone's dirty.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, they're saying, at least give the guy credit. Most
people go in there like sweatboxes.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Again, like you said, you're supposed to do this ahead
of time, right, never have look at the girl and
I just noticed her in the forefront. Who has the
big goggles on. Yes, now her mouth is gonna ingest
that fecal. Everybody that has been in the pool, has
gotten fecal in their mouth, say that that's one hundred
(10:43):
that's one of those things.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
But you what you wish to think about when you're
walking into a public pool.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But the but but it, but but it bothers everybody
because you're seeing it. The truth is, there's far worse
than this in every pool you've been in.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And here we go, and this is what I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You're in. I'm on it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Please be honest, don't try to don't try to be
a queen sitting on your throne. Have you ever in
your life taken a piss in a public pool? Here's
a kid, Okay, thank you kid going up to like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
No, I wasn't doing it in high school.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
As as as as from high school on. You have
never taken a piss and a pool. No, you're you're
you're a minority. I guarantee you as an adult, I've
taken a piss and a pool.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You have to you have never never taken a piss
and a pool.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
In a public pool?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yes, in a pool that anybody else is using. Public
that's weird. Why is it okay?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
If I had a pool, why is it okay for
you to piss in my pool but not in a
public pool.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'm not saying that the owner of a pool wants
you to go in their pool, but I bet in
a someone's backyard I have. I definitely have. Not at
the county pool.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I would say it's it's worse to pee in your
friend's pool and a bunch of stranger's pool.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
What I was wondering is if people were going after
him for the age of the onlookers or just because
it was gross, the headlines would lead you to believe
he's doing something much worse.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He's not. He's not.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
This says creep caught doing disgusting act in public pool
with children just feet away. If I read that, I'm
not thinking he's cleaning out himself. No you think you
think you think he's pulling his pud? Yes, yeah, but
he's not. Yeah. Man, busted doing disgusting act in public pool.
That doesn't get like you. I mean, I know there's
(12:43):
a clickbait aspect to it, but oh, here we go.
This one at least says that he was washing his bum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Thank him, thank you, and by the way, and his
arms and his chest. He was just he was he
was he was washing himself off. I don't think he
was doing anything creepy. Well let me rephrase that, like
sexually creepy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay, So is there a longer clip where you see
him in the front of his pants.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
This is the only clip I have. This is the
only clip I have. And by the way, I don't know.
When you think public pool, who do you think of
Huge in Vany.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He lives at the pool.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, I guarantee you that man is taking a piss
in the pool. I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, he's addressing the incident.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh oh, okay, perfect, he should.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
He says it's the lifeguard's problem to address and they
would address it quickly at our pool.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay. So Huge Invany doesn't want a clean person in
his pool. All right, fine, I'll go in with a
dirty ass. Line eight.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Hi Elliott the morning Morning, Elliott's Dan, Hey, damn, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
So Elliott, think about this. If I have a dirty
plate of food and I set it in the sink
of water, most some of it comes off, but most
of it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, that's what that dude's ass is doing in the pool.
Why he just got in Yeah, why some of.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
The dingle berries might come off, But if he scrubs it,
if he scrubs it, all the dingle berries come off.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Why why do we assume that he's got a crack
of berries?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Did he just come from the bathroom? Do we know that?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, well we don't. You don't know anything about what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, no, you don't, Elliott, what Elliott?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Come on?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
You know your hairy crack has dingles in it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
By the way, shout out Danielle.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
But I have a pool. So I have a swimming
pool at home, and one of my pet peeves is
one of my friends come over and you hear him say, oh,
I don't need to shower today. I was at Dan's pool, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
By the way, Dan, I want to come to your pool.
Thank you, my friends, thank you. Oh but what I
was going to say is like I understand what he's saying, Like, oh,
you're getting but you don't know that the guy just
got off the toilet and has got berries. The answer
is probably he doesn't. I bet money he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I have not taken that bet.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh you're gonna find me. The article that says, well,
we found all the berries. No, Hi, Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Hey, Elliott's David.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
What's going on? Brother?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey man?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I agree with you a lot, but I'm about to
throw the old wrench in your argument. So I used
to be a lifeguard for a long time at an
indoor pool. We would not only see those go down
in the indoor pools, but the indoor hot tubs and
the phone and everything that the soap causes from destroy
the filter system.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, so let's break this down one by one. So
you would see, like when you were working at a lifeguard,
you would see people bathing in the pools.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Oh, people would come in, Kelly, I used to I'm
not even gonna lie. I used to work at life
People would come out of the locker rooms late at
night naked and get into the hot tops and try
to make themselves.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Hey, I don't have to shower. I was just a
dance pool.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Marrit, that's bad A lot?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Can I ask you a lot?
Speaker 7 (16:17):
See?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I told you, I told you, I told you, Hey,
which lifetime? Just out of curiosity?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh? Man, u Centerville, there you go. That's a nice
one too.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Hey, what is the what now you you brought up
the foam and like you would always hear stories of
like people who would spray like dish soap into like
a fountain or something like that or.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Into a pool. But this guy, this guy just using
a bar soap. It would mess up the pools that much.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Hey good, Yeah, I mean that's almost a little bit
worse because like you're just lathering yourself up like NonStop,
and it's not like, you know, if you think about
the bathtop, like if you're sitting in the bathtop with
a bar soap and you're lathering yourself up, washing vigorously,
it's gonna get phone me in there. But wouldn't sit
in there forever.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, that's fair. Now this guy didn't use much. He
didn't use much. But let me let let let me
ask you this from a from a so yes, there
there may be a problem with the soap in the
in the in the filtration system. But from a but
the chlorine is gonna eat that. Like, nobody's getting sick
because of this guy.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
They're probably not gonna get thick. But you could also
start causing issues with like the clean like the cleaner
level in the pool if it's reading like we had
automatic clean like sensors, so it would be like adding
or you know, or adding water or adding chlorine. If
there's already like a high amount of like you know,
nasty body soap in there, it might say, hey, I
(17:44):
don't need to add chlorine in now because.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I see so's it.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Throws out, especially with the bigger pool, you know, if
it's a huge ass wave pool, like maybe it would
be not as noticeable, but you start getting into smaller
and small bodies of water.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense, but I just want to reiterate.
You would see it all the time.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
So I was probably a left guard off and on
for you know, probably about eight years. There once a month,
I don't know. I mean, so I don't know, you
go there, you go every other month, and I mean
and that's that's all year long too. That's not just
your summer outdoor pool where I haven't seen the video,
but I'm seeing the guys on an outdoor pool.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he is.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Yeah, So I mean this is all this is all
year long. And that was only when I was on duty.
You coming, Oh yeah, there's somebody getting in the you know,
hot cup with soap and it'd just be bowming up
to drain. I mean we have to drain him to
clean them anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Excellent, Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
By the way, he mentioned like a big old wave
pool when we were at was it King's Dominion?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
The wave pool? I should have handed people bars of soap. Disgusting.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Look there at e I T. Brandon, Yes, Tom, I
can't figure out which side he is taking.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
This is Jeopardy Kevin who we heard from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
But all he's put out there is that every adult
carries a third of the weight of a tic tac
worth of poo around their anus. So is he saying
this guy's wrong or right? And he knows on Jeopardy
(19:25):
and he did well, so we know that that's not champions. Yeah.
I'm not even going to question the fact now.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I think I think he's just I think he's just
stating fact that, like you think, like no, but think
about it. Every single person in that pool has essentially
a third the size of a tic tac of fecal
matter on their anus.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here it is right here. The average American adult has
zero point fourteen grams of poop about the third of
a tic tac around their anus? Was that asked on
Jeopardy during one of his episodes.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was actually Trebek's last show.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I have never heard that before. Is that is that
amount visible with the naked eye? Or is that like
broken up? Because when I wanted to measure everybody's butt cracks,
somebody did send us a tape measure so that I
could do that. If somebody wants to send me a
magnifying glass, I'll take a look.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
See you were actually sent Yeah, where is that? Somebody
sent the Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
There in the mail, not dropped off. No, No, somebody
mailed us a tape measure. What did I want to measure, Diane? Well,
everybody's butt cracked four?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Because I told you when I sit, because I have
a very feminine rear that I don't think you can
see my.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
B c Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
What what?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So this thing is called I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's called the muff landing strip measuring tape.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's Brandon.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes, and I'll tell you I thought. Thank you, Ira.
If you pull it out, don't read this out loud. Yeah,
the top is inches. What is the bottom measuring in?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Now you know it's so funny and I'm not going
to share this product with my mother. But yesterday she
was trying to remember where I got engaged in the
Dominican with Lindsay and she did not say quinta kana Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did she have the unfortunate dyslexic moment.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, so it was somewhere in Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I can't remember the first day, but the last word
I know is pana.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let's just say Josh would have had to dump it.
And I told her, yeah, that was it. Wow, I
have never seen something like that.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
That's how it measures.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Diane's that it was just a normal measuring tape.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, look, the top row measures, don't say it inches
and the bottom one measures it.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
In short, you can say that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That is that is a real product, Thank you Ira.
And it says from IRA to measure e I t
M butt cracks. It is the muff landing strip measuring.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Tape something Panna if there is a yeah, so now
I need a magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
How much is this I don't know, because he's worth
twice the price.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It is in the it is in the packaging.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Could you imagine if you you didn't realize it like
you and you took it home and you had young
kids and they needed it for a school project.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Hey, how many I don't know how many centimeters in
an inch, but I do know how many shortened curlyes.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I'm still.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh no, Diane, I just said the other time. Well,
my big fear is the reason she asked is the
neighbor's daughter because.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
She wants to book herself my son went to and
then the neighbor will go, oh, do you mean uh
poota kana, Oh, that that's not where Tyler went.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
No, they must have a sister Island the neighbor's daughter
who like just coming. They were at the wedding. But
I guess they're the the neighbors, the parents. They're going
to the Dominican. And my mother thought it was the
same town. I'm not hearing the same town when she talks.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
About where am I going?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Three, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
You can post this?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No you can't, Yes, sir, yes, sir Elliott?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Hey, So I used to work in property management, like
twenty years ago, and there used to be a guy
that used to show up to our pool at like
six am, line up all of his little shampoos and
soap and get in there. And my man Sky would
come over to check the pool and the dude is
literally scrubbing his zzy top beard in the pool and
just button naked every day, and they would try to
(24:12):
raise each other there to see you would beat each
other to the pool so that he could kick him out.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
All right, very good, thank you, my friend, thank you.
But you hear that and you go like, oh, it's gross.
There is so much worse going on in.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Pools as we're hearing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You think Katie Ladecki's never taken a piss in a pool?
I promise yes. I would bet Katie Lideci has bathed
in a pool. No, yes, now, I bet money on it.
I would bet money on it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Speaking of money, thank you to make it so who
says that tape measure is twenty nine dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thank you, Ira.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
We're keeping that in this studio in case we have
to measure something.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
This is the kind of stuff that gets you fired.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That doesn't get you fired if.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Someone Now we are lucky enough to not have to
share this studio, but if somebody stumbled on this in
a multi jock space, right, oh, that's what you actually
measure with it, your jockspace.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, and then I just go oh, I'd never opened
it before. I didn't see it. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What about the picture on the actual that's their listen
Speaker 1 (25:31):
BUCkies has their logo muff tape ads there, lighten up,
Mike Jones.
I am going to give everybody a scenario and then
you will tell me what the appropriate response is. Okay,
let's pretend it is a beautiful, beautiful sunny day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No no, no, please, in June. In June. So it's
this summer, right, beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's leaning a little more on the hot side than normal,
and that's why it feels so refreshing to be at
the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So refreshing to be at the pool.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So we're there and you know, maybe Diane, it's just
you and Scott Tyler's got his whole family there.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I can picture it like it was last summer.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Absolutely absolutely, So we're all at the pool, not just us.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The pool's crowded.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The pool's crowds are big community pool, and there's a
there's a shallow end obviously, where like the families can
be and the younger kids, and then there's a deeper
end for you know, like adults. Anyway, every thing is fine,
it's about three in the afternoon. Everything is great, everybody's
(01:03):
having a good time. It's a beautiful sunny day. And
then a weird thing starts to happen in the shallow
end of the pool where there's you know, like families
and kids and stuff like that. This guy is just
there now, he's not. He's kind of mingled in with everybody,
but he's not like there's not a group of people
with him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's just him.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And all of a sudden, you notice he's kind of
like rubbing his arms a little bit in like his
his his body a little bit, and you're like, what
is going on? That seems weird. Well, you're able to
figure it out pretty quickly. He has a bar of
soap and he is just like a baptize he's just
well he's washing off, yeah, in the in the in
(01:45):
the shallow end, because if you were in the deep end,
like you're underwater. So he's just in the shallow end
and he's just kind of soaping and getting his arms
and it's kind of splashing some water and he's getting
his back yeah, I mean as best he can.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're contorting, so he's doing all that. Diane, what is
the appropriate response.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That telling one of the lifeguards like, what's what's going
on here?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The well, i mean I'm sure they can see it, Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Well something I mean, you can go into the locker
room and take a shower, right, So this bothers.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, right, what you think it's fine? I think it's
Is he being filmed?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Is this for TikTok? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No? No, it's not that I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Doing that would be my first thing. Okay, who's filming him?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
If he's not, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I will say this. Somebody did film him doing this?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh I bet.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
However it was not done for posting Tyler. What's the
appropriate response there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think that the person needs to be stopped. Aren't
there showers in a locker room? But because why because
you're not supposed to bring soap into the pool?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, okay, I'll give you that. You're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Even if there aren't showers, you can't do this. And
I don't know the guy's situation.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It may be he's not unhoused or whatever. You're gonna say.
He's a regular normal.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's the two birds, one stone deal. What do you
mean leisure? Yeah and HIGI utility?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, but he's not. He's not.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's not a homeless guy who's swandered in there and
is like, oh they take a bath.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No regular guy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I imagine there was a membership or some sort of
payment to get in. Okay, sure, I haven't seen the
video though. Should I pull a video up?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I mean, it's worth watching. Let me play.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let me. There's also a bunch of good stills of him,
of him soaping up and getting after it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
There he is.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Let me play Devil's advocate for a second. Yeah, number
one happens more often than you think it does.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That doesn't make it right.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm just saying happens more often than you think it does. Really,
actually it does. I was shocked at the number of
people are like, yeah, this happened. There was somebody who
said this happened to add a pool that she was
in and it made her sick. I don't buy that,
like like literally, not like, oh dude, that's gross. You're
making me sick. Like literally made her sick.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The gradients of the sea is sick.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, exactly. I don't buy that. I don't buy that.
Corin kills that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, there are a lot of dirty asses in
that pool.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yes, you're looking at one of them.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You're not supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, but you know what I mean. There are full
diapers in there, or swim ups. There are people that
piss in there. There are there are open cuts in there.
So don't tell me like, oh, this is the worst
thing you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That doesn't justify it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, no, again, is it right?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But isn't that wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A lot of people, a lot of people yelled get
out of the pool, get out of the pool.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Nobody grabbed him, but.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A lot of people were like, get out, or they
were yelling at their kids to get out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
There is which I would certainly understand. But you're saying
they didn't even wait for the middleman in this case,
the lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They just they just got out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, all right, I have the video here and let
me put it on the big screen.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I was reading so much about this though, and people
were like, again, you'd be shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I've never seen it happen.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ready, Yeah, is it on the screen?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, watch Dian, this is him.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
M Are they get a zoom's Yeah, there's the zoo Okay,
I can't tell he has a Oh there's the soap. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, he's just he's soaping off his arms. By the way,
you're supposed to shower. Yeah, before chlorine kills everything. Look
at him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It's just it's it's odd.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look at him.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll give you that. Very few people shower ahead of
the municipal pool.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I can tell you I've never done it. Yeah, here
you go. See see how he splashes it on himself.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is that soap on the back of his neck or
is that sunscreen?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That that from someone who puts a decent amount of
sunscreen on. That is sunscreen. I can relate to that.
No problem with what he's doing there in terms of
protecting his skin. I don't even know, honestly though, from if.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't even think you would know that he was if.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm if I'm not right there, if I'm on the
other side of the pool, I have no idea. Looks
like he's splashing.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Exactly, So get over it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It doesn't it's for this to be a story, I
will say. It doesn't seem that bad.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh man, God, Diane, what's going on there?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Why it's a story? Rub a dub dub.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He's washing his nooks and cranny and.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Then he just calmly walks away like nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Okay, okay, but look at the woman right next to
him with the baby.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
She's not even looking.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But let me ask you this. Let me play Devil's advocate.
What's so bad about what he's doing. He's washing, He's
washing his butt, Yes, definitely is okay?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
His like, so okay, you are you bothered because you
can see him doing it?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Because his ass is already in the water. I know so,
so don't tell me it's like I.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Don't want a big spotlight on it, right, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But what I'm saying is, don't tell me like I
don't want his butt water in here because he's already
in the pool.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
His baby doesn't care, not at all.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
His butt water is already in there. So I'll give
you it. Yes, it looks odd it it looks disgusting
because it is Okay, have you ever been in the pool?
And and and like at least chest deep.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'm happy though he did that because for the first
thirty seconds of the video I didn't really get it right.
How about now now when I mean, Diane, you're right,
he's almost down to his elbow in his right there.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Now he's just getting the bottom of it. He's just
getting down to the bottom of the crack. You speak
like you've been there. I definitely have put my hands
in my pants in a pool that was to hide
in erection. You're all bricked up, so this bothers you?
But if you does it just bother you at first glance?
(08:20):
Or is it the loop I'm running it on, or
does it bother you because you're thinking about it? Because again,
he's not doing anything that is really causing a problem.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, No, I'm being completely serious.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I understand people get into the water dirty and especially
that part of their body is dirty, but you can't
do this.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, by the way, if he would have been in
the deep end, if he would have been in the
deep end, nobody would have said.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
A word because he's submerged.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yes, you would have seen it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, because right, because you're not on display. So his
biggest crime is standing in the kick standing in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The shallow end. I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't think. I don't and I don't know what
exactly he's being attacked.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
For bathing in the shallow end.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I understand that, but if people are claiming, hey, there
are kids around, I don't blae buy that as a criticism.
It's it's disgusting to all ages. And I don't think
even though he's really going at his BH. I don't
think there's anything sexual about it. I don't think this
is Oh, there's definitely nothing sexual.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I think like, hey, mommy, box, I'm cleaning this for you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
No is rubbing his butt hard, big deal. Kristen agrees
that that's an aggressis yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Does this bother you? If you were at the pool,
you're at the apartment pool. Does that bother you? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I love just because of the visual, because.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Again he's really not doing anything bad Elliott the visually, yes,
but somebody he's got some soap on his body.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And again, I can't tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I was shocked at the number of people that were
like NBD and.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Who have seen just soap in the water? No, who
just said, so what the guy? The guy?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The guy is soaping himself. Oh, they don't care because
everyone's dirty.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, they're saying, at least give the guy credit. Most
people go in there like sweatboxes.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Again, like you said, you're supposed to do this ahead
of time, right, never have look at the girl and
I just noticed her in the forefront. Who has the
big goggles on. Yes, now her mouth is gonna ingest
that fecal. Everybody that has been in the pool, has
gotten fecal in their mouth, say that that's one hundred
(10:43):
that's one of those things.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
But you what you wish to think about when you're
walking into a public pool.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But the but but it, but but it bothers everybody
because you're seeing it. The truth is, there's far worse
than this in every pool you've been in.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And here we go, and this is what I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You're in. I'm on it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Please be honest, don't try to don't try to be
a queen sitting on your throne. Have you ever in
your life taken a piss in a public pool? Here's
a kid, Okay, thank you kid going up to like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
No, I wasn't doing it in high school.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
As as as as from high school on. You have
never taken a piss and a pool. No, you're you're
you're a minority. I guarantee you as an adult, I've
taken a piss and a pool.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You have to you have never never taken a piss
and a pool.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
In a public pool?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yes, in a pool that anybody else is using. Public
that's weird. Why is it okay?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
If I had a pool, why is it okay for
you to piss in my pool but not in a
public pool.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'm not saying that the owner of a pool wants
you to go in their pool, but I bet in
a someone's backyard I have. I definitely have. Not at
the county pool.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I would say it's it's worse to pee in your
friend's pool and a bunch of stranger's pool.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
What I was wondering is if people were going after
him for the age of the onlookers or just because
it was gross, the headlines would lead you to believe
he's doing something much worse.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He's not. He's not.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
This says creep caught doing disgusting act in public pool
with children just feet away. If I read that, I'm
not thinking he's cleaning out himself. No you think you
think you think he's pulling his pud? Yes, yeah, but
he's not. Yeah. Man, busted doing disgusting act in public pool.
That doesn't get like you. I mean, I know there's
(12:43):
a clickbait aspect to it, but oh, here we go.
This one at least says that he was washing his bum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Thank him, thank you, and by the way, and his
arms and his chest. He was just he was he
was he was washing himself off. I don't think he
was doing anything creepy. Well let me rephrase that, like
sexually creepy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay, So is there a longer clip where you see
him in the front of his pants.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
This is the only clip I have. This is the
only clip I have. And by the way, I don't know.
When you think public pool, who do you think of
Huge in Vany.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He lives at the pool.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, I guarantee you that man is taking a piss
in the pool. I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, he's addressing the incident.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh oh, okay, perfect, he should.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
He says it's the lifeguard's problem to address and they
would address it quickly at our pool.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay. So Huge Invany doesn't want a clean person in
his pool. All right, fine, I'll go in with a
dirty ass. Line eight.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Hi Elliott the morning Morning, Elliott's Dan, Hey, damn, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
So Elliott, think about this. If I have a dirty
plate of food and I set it in the sink
of water, most some of it comes off, but most
of it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, that's what that dude's ass is doing in the pool.
Why he just got in Yeah, why some of.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
The dingle berries might come off, But if he scrubs it,
if he scrubs it, all the dingle berries come off.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Why why do we assume that he's got a crack
of berries?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Did he just come from the bathroom? Do we know that?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, well we don't. You don't know anything about what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, no, you don't, Elliott, what Elliott?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Come on?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
You know your hairy crack has dingles in it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
By the way, shout out Danielle.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
But I have a pool. So I have a swimming
pool at home, and one of my pet peeves is
one of my friends come over and you hear him say, oh,
I don't need to shower today. I was at Dan's pool, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
By the way, Dan, I want to come to your pool.
Thank you, my friends, thank you. Oh but what I
was going to say is like I understand what he's saying, Like, oh,
you're getting but you don't know that the guy just
got off the toilet and has got berries. The answer
is probably he doesn't. I bet money he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I have not taken that bet.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh you're gonna find me. The article that says, well,
we found all the berries. No, Hi, Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Hey, Elliott's David.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
What's going on? Brother?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey man?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I agree with you a lot, but I'm about to
throw the old wrench in your argument. So I used
to be a lifeguard for a long time at an
indoor pool. We would not only see those go down
in the indoor pools, but the indoor hot tubs and
the phone and everything that the soap causes from destroy
the filter system.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, so let's break this down one by one. So
you would see, like when you were working at a lifeguard,
you would see people bathing in the pools.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Oh, people would come in, Kelly, I used to I'm
not even gonna lie. I used to work at life
People would come out of the locker rooms late at
night naked and get into the hot tops and try
to make themselves.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Hey, I don't have to shower. I was just a
dance pool.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Marrit, that's bad A lot?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Can I ask you a lot?
Speaker 7 (16:17):
See?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I told you, I told you, I told you, Hey,
which lifetime? Just out of curiosity?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh? Man, u Centerville, there you go. That's a nice
one too.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Hey, what is the what now you you brought up
the foam and like you would always hear stories of
like people who would spray like dish soap into like
a fountain or something like that or.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Into a pool. But this guy, this guy just using
a bar soap. It would mess up the pools that much.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Hey good, Yeah, I mean that's almost a little bit
worse because like you're just lathering yourself up like NonStop,
and it's not like, you know, if you think about
the bathtop, like if you're sitting in the bathtop with
a bar soap and you're lathering yourself up, washing vigorously,
it's gonna get phone me in there. But wouldn't sit
in there forever.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, that's fair. Now this guy didn't use much. He
didn't use much. But let me let let let me
ask you this from a from a so yes, there
there may be a problem with the soap in the
in the in the filtration system. But from a but
the chlorine is gonna eat that. Like, nobody's getting sick
because of this guy.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
They're probably not gonna get thick. But you could also
start causing issues with like the clean like the cleaner
level in the pool if it's reading like we had
automatic clean like sensors, so it would be like adding
or you know, or adding water or adding chlorine. If
there's already like a high amount of like you know,
nasty body soap in there, it might say, hey, I
(17:44):
don't need to add chlorine in now because.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I see so's it.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Throws out, especially with the bigger pool, you know, if
it's a huge ass wave pool, like maybe it would
be not as noticeable, but you start getting into smaller
and small bodies of water.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense, but I just want to reiterate.
You would see it all the time.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
So I was probably a left guard off and on
for you know, probably about eight years. There once a month,
I don't know. I mean, so I don't know, you
go there, you go every other month, and I mean
and that's that's all year long too. That's not just
your summer outdoor pool where I haven't seen the video,
but I'm seeing the guys on an outdoor pool.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he is.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Yeah, So I mean this is all this is all
year long. And that was only when I was on duty.
You coming, Oh yeah, there's somebody getting in the you know,
hot cup with soap and it'd just be bowming up
to drain. I mean we have to drain him to
clean them anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Excellent, Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
By the way, he mentioned like a big old wave
pool when we were at was it King's Dominion?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
The wave pool? I should have handed people bars of soap. Disgusting.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Look there at e I T. Brandon, Yes, Tom, I
can't figure out which side he is taking.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
This is Jeopardy Kevin who we heard from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
But all he's put out there is that every adult
carries a third of the weight of a tic tac
worth of poo around their anus. So is he saying
this guy's wrong or right? And he knows on Jeopardy
(19:25):
and he did well, so we know that that's not champions. Yeah.
I'm not even going to question the fact now.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I think I think he's just I think he's just
stating fact that, like you think, like no, but think
about it. Every single person in that pool has essentially
a third the size of a tic tac of fecal
matter on their anus.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here it is right here. The average American adult has
zero point fourteen grams of poop about the third of
a tic tac around their anus? Was that asked on
Jeopardy during one of his episodes.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was actually Trebek's last show.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I have never heard that before. Is that is that
amount visible with the naked eye? Or is that like
broken up? Because when I wanted to measure everybody's butt cracks,
somebody did send us a tape measure so that I
could do that. If somebody wants to send me a
magnifying glass, I'll take a look.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
See you were actually sent Yeah, where is that? Somebody
sent the Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
There in the mail, not dropped off. No, No, somebody
mailed us a tape measure. What did I want to measure, Diane? Well,
everybody's butt cracked four?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Because I told you when I sit, because I have
a very feminine rear that I don't think you can
see my.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
B c Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
What what?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So this thing is called I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's called the muff landing strip measuring tape.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's Brandon.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes, and I'll tell you I thought. Thank you, Ira.
If you pull it out, don't read this out loud. Yeah,
the top is inches. What is the bottom measuring in?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Now you know it's so funny and I'm not going
to share this product with my mother. But yesterday she
was trying to remember where I got engaged in the
Dominican with Lindsay and she did not say quinta kana Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did she have the unfortunate dyslexic moment.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, so it was somewhere in Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I can't remember the first day, but the last word
I know is pana.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let's just say Josh would have had to dump it.
And I told her, yeah, that was it. Wow, I
have never seen something like that.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
That's how it measures.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Diane's that it was just a normal measuring tape.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, look, the top row measures, don't say it inches
and the bottom one measures it.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
In short, you can say that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That is that is a real product, Thank you Ira.
And it says from IRA to measure e I t
M butt cracks. It is the muff landing strip measuring.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Tape something Panna if there is a yeah, so now
I need a magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
How much is this I don't know, because he's worth
twice the price.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It is in the it is in the packaging.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Could you imagine if you you didn't realize it like
you and you took it home and you had young
kids and they needed it for a school project.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Hey, how many I don't know how many centimeters in
an inch, but I do know how many shortened curlyes.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I'm still.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh no, Diane, I just said the other time. Well,
my big fear is the reason she asked is the
neighbor's daughter because.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
She wants to book herself my son went to and
then the neighbor will go, oh, do you mean uh
poota kana, Oh, that that's not where Tyler went.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
No, they must have a sister Island the neighbor's daughter
who like just coming. They were at the wedding. But
I guess they're the the neighbors, the parents. They're going
to the Dominican. And my mother thought it was the
same town. I'm not hearing the same town when she talks.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
About where am I going?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Three, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
You can post this?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No you can't, Yes, sir, yes, sir Elliott?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Hey, So I used to work in property management, like
twenty years ago, and there used to be a guy
that used to show up to our pool at like
six am, line up all of his little shampoos and
soap and get in there. And my man Sky would
come over to check the pool and the dude is
literally scrubbing his zzy top beard in the pool and
just button naked every day, and they would try to
(24:12):
raise each other there to see you would beat each
other to the pool so that he could kick him out.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
All right, very good, thank you, my friend, thank you.
But you hear that and you go like, oh, it's gross.
There is so much worse going on in.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Pools as we're hearing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You think Katie Ladecki's never taken a piss in a pool?
I promise yes. I would bet Katie Lideci has bathed
in a pool. No, yes, now, I bet money on it.
I would bet money on it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Speaking of money, thank you to make it so who
says that tape measure is twenty nine dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thank you, Ira.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
We're keeping that in this studio in case we have
to measure something.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
This is the kind of stuff that gets you fired.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That doesn't get you fired if.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Someone Now we are lucky enough to not have to
share this studio, but if somebody stumbled on this in
a multi jock space, right, oh, that's what you actually
measure with it, your jockspace.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, and then I just go oh, I'd never opened
it before. I didn't see it. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What about the picture on the actual that's their listen
Speaker 1 (25:31):
BUCkies has their logo muff tape ads there, lighten up,
Mike Jones.
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