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February 19, 2025 12 mins
In this egg-conomy?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What came off the list?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We found Marley an apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
The shut up?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Really?

Speaker 4 (00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Oh dude, that's awesome. Oh, good for you.

Speaker 5 (00:07):
Yeah, by yourself, excuse me, by yourself, by myself.

Speaker 6 (00:12):
I think I just spit all over you. Something came
out there. The uh no, no, is she living?

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We found her a studio.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh are you serious? Ooh she didn't want roommates now? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Really yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Oh no kidding the the ooh, that's kind of fun though.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
I mean it's it's like four hundred and fifty square feet.
It's tiny now, but it's less for her to mess up.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
That is one hundred square feet less than I lived
in most of my time in New York.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Good for her, Yeah, good for her.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Oh that's good. Actually, write down apartments. I just read
the whole thing about apartments yesterday.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Can I ask a question about why you may have
spit on Diane?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, I had saliva in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Is it related to how many cigarettes you clearly smoked
this morning?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I had my normal amount?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's normal?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Special?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
What's normal when you leave the office and then come
in here?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
What's the normal?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah? Oh, I thought you'd have at least three?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Were they hundreds?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh? Well, you know what ties?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Because I just smell really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh it's my sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is that you're smoking sweatshirt? I used to have one
of those.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
The yeah, it's my sweatshirt.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
So that those fibers on that specific shirt it absorbs.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, yeah, it absorbs.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, I'll have another one stronger than usual.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, well, you know what it's also I'm also it's
a new cologne. Actually, I'm using a new soap. Kristen
got me a new soap. What is it called ball
scrub or something like that? My god, what nutscrub? Nutscrub?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, you bought him that for his birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, nutscrub.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
I'll be going to Alice a little bit later on today.
The Uh no, no, I think I just you know,
I had Indian food last night.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
It doesn't smell like buttered chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
The no, but I wish it did. Could you imagine
my it smelled like butter chicken? Oh my god, that
would be fantastic. The uh yeah, no, I just think
I had a little less spitball or something that was
going in there. Am I going to line one? I
did have to get into sun. Did you write down apartment?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I did?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Thank you. Hi, ellieah the morning. Hey, this is me also,
I have to piss like a racehorse. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Who is this.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hey's Paul calling from Millersville, Maryland. How are you doing? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You know what, I'm doing pretty good? Thank you.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
There's a big disturbance in the neighborhood, but other than that,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah. Uh. I wanted to give a little of traffic update.
Richie Highway is closed off at East West Boulevard and
Route ten for a pedestrian instruct.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Ooh no, dude, that sucks. That sucks. So is the
whole thing shut down?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, you can't get on Route ten. You can't go
no further than East West Boulevard going north towards like one.
Uh dude, Yeah, it happened like three point thirty this morning.
It's still closed off.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
How far away have you gotten?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm a work now, I work right, I work right
at the intersection where it happened.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, I gotcha, I got you.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Well, dude, I appreciate the I appreciate the heads up.
Thank you, my friend, thank you. Oh god, all right, dude,
thank you. No, no, so there's a big disturbance in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What happens.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
So somebody got on listserv and said that they have
like they have a what do you call it a
ring camera, and that they are going to take their
ring camera footage to the police by cob close of
business today today is the nineteenth Yeah, so today because
today's Wednesday, right, yeah, Monday night, someone egged their house, okay,

(03:42):
And so they said that they have it on on
video on their ring camera and that if nobody comes
forward by the end of today, they're taking it to
the police.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So this is in footage that the law enforcement has requested.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
No, no, no, this is what they have, Okay, So
they want people to come forward and say, hey, it
was you know, my kid or the kid or whoever,
to come forward just.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
For an egging.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
The well, you're not going to the police because somebody
egged your house.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You'd go to the police for that.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Are they giving it to the police because they'd like
help in identifying who it is or do they know
who it is and they're turning over the evidence to
the cops.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
That's what somebody asked. Did they answer, no, No, they
have it they have not posted like some people went
after him, were like, seriously, you're going to the cops
over somebody egging your house?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
But is this this is a continuing problem? Have they
have this? Has this person like vandalized their house a
bunch of times in their here now.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, it doesn't seem like it doesn't seem like it.
They said.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
They just said several teens egged their house. So you
have some people that are like bitching and moaning at him, like,
come on, you're let's not go to the cops over this.
That's ridiculous. Then you have others saying, I do.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know who it is? Or are you just going
to the yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
And then you have other people going, well, I don't
know if I don't know whose kid it is, maybe
it's my I mean not my kid.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
But somebody's saying I don't know who it is.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Post the video and then I'll tell you if it's
my kid, I'll take care of it or whatever it is.
So the whole neighborhood's going.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I did drive by the house.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Is it is it obviously like damaged from the eggs?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
No, they cleaned it up. Oh yeah, no, so it's
all gone.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
You want to leave that on.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
There, Yeah, no, because that'll start to eat in, that'll
start Yeah, ainter siding or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, whatever it is. I don't know what it is.
The but I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
You know, you can't really see much but the but yeah,
So now the whole neighborhood's a buzz about whether they
should go to the cops or not.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I love it. I love it. I wouldn't go to
the cops, but I would just post the video.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I always hate the protection of minors on next door.
Name names, well, exactly put the video up.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Well, I mean, I understand that you have a video,
but I can't stand when people post and they clearly
know and most of the readers know who's being.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Discussed, but the names are left out.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
It's like, yeah, why won't they post it. They're not
the innocent. We're not protecting the innocent. These are the guilty.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
There's no court. There are plenty of courts. It's not
going to go to jail. I'm just I love on court.
But I'm saying, you can name these people in next door.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't know why they don't let the moderators pull
it down.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
The uh no, But then you have and then you
have a bunch of like I told you, my kids
used to do it, but they all create dum people.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
No dummy account They.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Create dummy accounts and then they go after the posters.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hey, let's get the adults fired up.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, no, totally, so they do.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
They create dummy accounts and then they start going after everybody.
So you had a couple of those yesterday, and you
know that whatever whatever the name is, is it true.
But then you have I'm going on, you go, probably,
well you're a dick. That's why they ate your house.
Like you know, that's from some teenager that just created
an account.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Damn slack. They started their reply with bruh.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
But my kids used to do it.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
They created dummy accounts and they would go after the
people that post.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So yeah, no.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
So I love the drama though, and I needed some.
I was angry yesterday, I was dark yesterday. So that
gave me a good That gave me some good neighborhood
drama and excitement to get It's an escape.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
It's like people who watch soap operas, you know what,
except it's real life.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah, oh, what is the new isn't there a new
soap opera that's that's starting. Isn't this like the first
new soap opera in like twenty years?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
New one?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
I saw a commercial. When did I see that? A
couple of weeks ago, that there's one of the networks,
one of the no, no.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Thank you. Well no, it's like all my children ended.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
No, it's like ABCNBC or CBS. It's like one of
the major networks. But there's a new soap opera starting.
And I haven't seen a commercial for a soap opera
in forever, but there's a new one starting.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's set in Prince George's County.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It says right here, first new soap opera of the
twenty first century.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
And it's based in PG County.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
There hasn't been a new soap opera since nineteen ninety nine,
and it's set right here in the DMV. Is it really?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
What's it called?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
It is called Beyond.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
The Gates, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Oh, it's based here. Well,
I'm this is the first I'm hearing of it. I
don't know anything about this.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
They didn't say anything on the commercial of like right
out of Prince George's County, Maryland like, they didn't say
any of that.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Wow, are the actors local? No? Why would they be
Why would they be local?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Didn't say a film to hear? Wait when does it start?
I'm gonna watch it starts next week? Does it really?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah? Next Monday?

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Why did they Why did they choose PG County's Oh
they wanted They wanted it so that if there's snow,
there's no plowing.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, they referred to it as a leafy Maryland suburb.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, what part? What art?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Uh? Do I see movie specific town?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
What?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I don't, Laurel.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Like, are they gonna include the ice house?

Speaker 7 (09:12):
What looks like Atlanta because that's where they filmed. Oh,
that's where it's being done. Who's in this though? Is
it anybody we know from soap opera? Name anybody famous
in the soap opera? Camera mathieson the He Got Got Fat,
Got Fate? How about Sarah Michelle Geller? How about Kelly Rippa?
They got famous on the soap opera? Can you tell

(09:34):
that's the only one my mom watched? We named stars
from one? Yeah, soap opera Michael Landon.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Michael Landa was never in a soap opera.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Bety, well, don't actually don't. But didn't he start on
a soap opera? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
You know what happened yesterday with the bet?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, Diane, Diane Renege won't pay me my ten dollars.
This is pretty neat. Yeah, no, I'm gonna watch now.
When is it on?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I can't believe there hasn't been a new soap opera
in twenty six years.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
You could have told me it's been thirty six years.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
You know the one in ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Wait was it? It was real sexually aggressive, wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
I feel like you may have checked this one out
I did, yes, or like you've made reference to it.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Which which was it? Like basses or something like that.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
No, but it is plural. It's one word, and it's
plural anal as.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Give me a hit, Give me a hit.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Well, I don't know the soap opera, just know the
name of it.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Passions?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That sexually aggressive? That was sexually aggressive?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Where was that one?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Supposedly based Loud County, Oh.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
In the early days of the show The Heroin and Passions,
Shardan Crane was identified as a close friend of Princess Diana.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, no kidding, Oh, how about that? No fooling.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Oh, spoke on the phone with Diana immediately before the
nineteen ninety seven car crash that was built into the
soap opera, Like that was the setup.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
So I was just on the phone with Diana and
they were chasing her through a tunnel and then the
phone went out.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
What a horrible and you're saying that you're begging? Is
real life?

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Tell me? Passions wasn't at least inspired by true events.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
That was sexually aggressive though, Like that was sexually aggressive.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
We'd think by the title.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
When does the When does the new one start? Next week?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Monday?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Oh, I'm watching Diane. I'm watching it's all based on
PG County. Oh will they work in like PG County.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Regulars or like references?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
You mean, I'm like, I know people that live in
John Walton lives in PG County. Oh, So like on
the show, you'll just hear some guy walking down the street.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Good afternoon, good night, Like that's what you'll hear in
the background.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
John, What a character are you playing in the multi
generational affluent African American family.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
The No, there's all different types of people in the show.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I do think that they are. At least it looks
like calling this a tale of black royalty. Oh, quote unquote,
John is just hockey royalty.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah no, and not black.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
So he's clearly the fun neighbor over the fence.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
He's the one that eggs them. Oh, write that down.
I had no idea it was based here. I'm so excited.
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