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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hit me watch the soap opera?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I've never watched the soap opera front.
I have seen clips of a soap opera, but I
have never watched a soap opera from start to end.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What a supportive boyfriend number?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's number one. Number two. I didn't have any girlfriends
that watched soap operas.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How about start on one?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes the wait say again?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
How about start on one?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I watched clips, you never made it through.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Support never watched.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A full episode.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now, if I'm gonna be honest, I've seen a full
episode tape, but.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I've never heard so that's number one. Number two. I've
never seen the premiere of a soap opera. How about that?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's the name of the thing behind the gate? Beyond
the gates? Beyond the gates?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because it felt like a lot of action was inside
the gates.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It all takes place inside the gates except for the
what's the nurse's name, Ashley?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm not good this early on with names. The whole
storyline that felt like the channel had changed.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, it's coming to something, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, like who are these people?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, that's it's Ashley and that is her boyfriend Derek.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He wore the No, he wore the apron.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, the shirt, yeah, the apron.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what
they're doing. But the obviously it's going to come into place.
Somebody's gonna end up in the hospital and she's going
to have to be there. If I had to guess,
that'll be Haley who ends up in the hospital. Haley
is the one that Danny smacked across the.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Face, the basically punster.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, so the go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Right after that, the woman at the bar who turns
around and this is a huge spoiler.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, no, no, no, massive cameo the.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I didn't know who that was. I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Should know because she's in the news this week. Yeah,
that's the only reason I recognized her.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh is it roberta Flack? No, okay, from DC in
the news this week.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Obviously they didn't film it yesterday when she passed.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, who you could.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It doesn't matter who. Wait a minute, it doesn't relate.
Hold on, what's the mother's name, Anita? Does it relate
to Anita? Anita's egot by the way, Anita's egot.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Right, I'll tell you why this person's and there's a
real person. Yes, she's playing herself legendary comic because she's
being sentenced tomorrow for her d uy. Yeah, no, yes, posthumously.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wait, she's being sentenced for her duy and she's in
the news.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I saw why she's in the news. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But and I saw her on Beyond the Gates.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right the last second she overacted leading up to her line.
Well that's not out of character. See Diana knows her
well very well. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is it a Housewise? Oh it is? Is it a
Potomac Housewise? Oh? Is it Chris Samuel's or wife?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
No, she's not on the show anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, okay, Diane, I've also never want another spoiler.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, she's been off the show for a few years
and they split up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So the who is it?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Karen Huger? I don't know who bad is the grand
the Potomac, that is what they call her.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You you knew who that was because oh yeah, she
face is everywhere leading up to tomorrowson.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And if you didn't see the full Dui arrest video,
it's bad.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh, really real bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'll have to go back and watch because I was
so taken by Danny smacking Haley across the face.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Did we like the soap opera? A lot of commercials?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, you noticed that because I watched it on Paramount
Plus and you're like, oh, it's only three five minutes
the episode minutes a commercial.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, I watched it on I watched it on the
big network. The I mean we dv are But yeah,
I watch it on the big network. So Haley lives
in whatever this gated community.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh, they just bought a place, yeah with Bill.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hold on, hold on there, yeah, the the hold on now?
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So Danny was dating, was married to Billy was married
to Bill. Bill had an affair with Haley. Well, he
had many affairs, Yeah, but this was the first one
that he did in front of her. Normally he kept
him out of when Yeah, with the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, I was raising these girls. She's a terrible actress. Wait, God,
is her skin perfect?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Danny? Wait, Danny is a terrible actress. Yes, yes she is.
She is. You know who I really like though, hold on,
I gotta look for the name again. Wait.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, the sister. Yeah, I like her. And was the
only time Marylynd was ever referenced the well she did
say Maryland. Yeah she did say that. Yeah, No, that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well because she got she got an honor from the
state Maryland.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
State Board exactly. So Bill is gonna marry Haley. But
they're getting married at the at the at the country club,
and they bought a house, Diane, in the same community.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what the realtor told you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That bitch. I don't like the realtor.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Why she's just there to stir it up the Why
wouldn't she Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I didn't write her name down. I wrote everybody else's
name down.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah she sucks it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, she wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You have to remember this is a soap opera, so
it's it's the acting is sometimes uh excruciatingly. Overemphasized why
I thought Vernon did a good job. Vernon actually was
was great. I thought the conversation with Martin and the
cafe was well done. And obviously this planted a lot
of seeds.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The well, you know, it's all you have to introduce everything, Diane,
you have to introduce everything. So you had that. I
like when Danny threw the coffee cups. Okay, what that
scream soap opera to me. I've seen Kelly Rippa and
evil Maria LaRue throw things.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was just a little too on the nose as
far as metaphors go.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
The well, she threw the glasses.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And now must clean up her life. I can't believe
you haven't mentioned the part that I thought would stand
out to you the most.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Wait, let's see, Dann.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It involves that kitchen scene there, it's that kitchen scene
with the wait with the with she threw the mugs.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And then there's oh, the wedding invitation. No, that was
a nice wedding invitation. We get some like who sent
us the last wedding invitation?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Was it rev?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, not nearly as nice as the one on the
soap opera.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean it was still nice from the same scene.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Wasn't there a feature in that kitchen that you love?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh they have a pasta filler. Oh I didn't even
notice that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh my god, they showed it twice, so now wait,
I'm trying to see okay.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh and then Naomi, Naomi was getting it on before
she was late for lunch. Yeah, because she was getting
it on with her with her detective friend.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh, they did reference d C because he has he
works for.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Right, Yeah, he works for yeah, for DC Police. The
I didn't realize Naomi was Danny's daughter. Well, yeah, and
then Martin is the call son. Yeah, but Danny's the
cousin too. Yeah, Danny's got two kids and the cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The cousin's gonna stir it up because she's the one
convincing the daughter to start the purse line and move
away from modeling.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I can't believe I've watched that garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh I thought it was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, come on, it is bad. I've never watched the
soap opera before.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I used to be way into like Young and the Restless,
Like back in the day, you would you would record
it and watch it after like college classes. But I
was just like, man, were they all like this sort
of formula formulaic?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, again, I never watch them either.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I have been there for tapings, and those seem very formulaic,
very formulaic.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, But I mean like I always think too, like
those people that get jobs on them and then they're
on those shows for like thirty years.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know how you could do that though, Like
that would be miserable for thirty years?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Are you kidding me? Be amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
To be Susan Lucci would not be amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes, oh you're crazy. Your income is not guaranteed when
you go project to projects. Yeah, and I know they
don't get paid like if silver, but still that's steady work.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll give you that. And then
you can usually.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Parlay it into like a role on the game show Network.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
The what was? What was geller was All my Kids?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All my Children?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Phill Cosby show.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, no, don't you remember the All my Kids Update?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All my Kids?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That was so they couldn't call it all my children,
you know how, like it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Was just like some sort of like parody podcast or something.
What that's that's.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Rude, don't you do you don't do you not remember
that bit.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All my Kids?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Tyler? So you would excuse me? You grew up listening
to Zee one hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes, in New York, right, there was a syndicated feature
that ran every day. Hey, they're babysitters, it's time for
the All my Kids Update, And that was it was
like a minute long feature.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't remember that the cap of the previous days
All my Children?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Absolutely in case you missed it, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, and
that ran.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
That ran on hundreds of radio stations.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Really, that's why I'm starting the Beyond the I can't
call it gates. Beyond the Fence's uh update to get
it going. It was I will say this, I hated
the show. I hated it. Now let's hate it. Please
let me finish, Let me finish. I hated the show,
but I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's like when you're so many years in to a
soap opera, as I see with General Hospital, you can
miss so many episodes and then jump right back in
when you're trying to learn everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I had to write everybody's name.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
You feel I mean, I hope you're impressed. I have
not looked at anything, but you feel like you have
to be there day and day out at the beginning. Yes,
or you're gonna miss set up. Absolutely, and that commitment
is overwhelming. Yes, Like, for example, I can't watch it today.
I can't watch it today. Well, you taped it yesterday,
I know, but I got caps game tonight. What I'm saying,
(10:32):
you could catch up. You have to keep catching up.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, Well that'll be the problem until like year five
or six. Then I'll be able to Then I'll be
able to jump in and out, but I have to know,
like I found Nurse Ashley to be, to be attractive,
Like I imagined at one point if I were her
boyfriend Derek in the apron that I would let her
sit on my lap in her scrubs and I'd make
(10:56):
out with her.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So I thought the actress too plays Nicole was Oh no, wait,
that's the that's Danny's sister, right, yes, yeah, that's the guys.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Or she's got the son, the Martin, Marvin Martin, whatever
it is. He's oh the yes, Oh really, Yeah, I
didn't get that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Maybe maybe I've seen too many soaps.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh so is that is that gonna? That won't bother Vernon?
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't think so. It'll be interesting because Vernon's coming
off as the mister perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, oh you know, he's gonna have an affair or
something like the Anita's egott.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I didn't like Anita. I didn't like Anita, but I
want her.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You know that she's holding everything together and her well,
she's at some point is gonna the House of Cards
obviously is Fairmont Crest right, will will crumble right under her?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, you know what's gonna happen to Anita, But you're
gonna find out she's got a drinking problem.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
And then hopefully she'll go back to the old schoolways,
young and the restless. Nicki Nicky was always taking her
pills and she would dramatically swig vodka and it was
always that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was my favorite seed.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Victor, Victor a cat and she'd take like a handful
of god knows what and then grab a bottle of
vodka off their very ornate bar.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I can't, Victor, Yes, you.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Could probably could.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
All Right, so we're in.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You just said you're not.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, Well, I'm gonna have to DVR it, Jackie hated.
I'll make it through the week, but I may have
to catch up over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, so we're committing to four more episodes. It's like
two hours.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wait, you're out? How are we gonna do that?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I'm watching the real life Karen Huger story play out.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I just I wish there would have been more about
the got supposed setting in a leafy suburb of Maryland.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Did you watch that and go? Okay, there is no
place in PG County that looks like this, Fort Washington,
The oh I'm sorry they've got that kind of country club.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean, there's some nice, beautiful houses.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
There are some wonderful houses on the water, but not
not not behind the gates and stuff like that, not
beyond the gates with the country club. Hell no, hell no,
I've been to one country club here in my life. Army, Navy,
no disrespect. They got gates, but it ain't look like that.
No man look like that. All right, So all right,
(13:50):
so we're in for the week. We're in for the week.
Congrats to the showrunners.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They got me in. It's a horrible show. It is
a horrible show.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Are we going to keep bashing? You know what? This
reminds me of Gretna. You're gonna keep going to the festival,
but continue to criticize it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
By the way, if they Gretna behind the gates, they
would show that, you would say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
There ain't There ain't nothing like this in Gretna. Hell no.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Behind is when Danny threw those those mugs and there
was glass broken all over the ground, that's Gretna. Nobody
would have picked that up. Hell though, all right, I'm
not going to keep my notes for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I do, I do though, I will say this, I'd
love to know when Bill's gonna cash in on that favor.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Wait, which one? Which one? He felt?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The kid off? The kid off on some charge.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Bill is the one who had the affair on on
and the guys like yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
He was like no charge.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But he did show me you'll owe me one. And
that's when that music came in.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Also Bill, Bill has weird face, Bill Bill and a
bunch of beautiful people English.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, no, Bill. Bill.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bill made a weird face when the when the kid's
dad was telling him what happened, Bill made a weird face.
Because Jackie pointed that out. We even went back on
the DVR and watched it. Bill made a weird face.
But you know he's gonna have in a favor. He's
probably gonna have an affair with that guy's wife. He's
slept with everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I didn't pick up on the yeah cosmetics, I old anything.
I thought, Wow, this is a gorgeous country club, yes,
and not the landscape the people.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, I am in Diane. I'm so intrigued. You
watch fifteen years from now, I will have never missed
an episode.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I'll never remember when he got started drinking. Oh Victor Vernon,
oh him.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Victors from my old one
Hit me watch the soap opera?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I've never watched the soap opera front.
I have seen clips of a soap opera, but I
have never watched a soap opera from start to end.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What a supportive boyfriend number?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's number one. Number two. I didn't have any girlfriends
that watched soap operas.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How about start on one?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes the wait say again?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
How about start on one?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I watched clips, you never made it through.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Support never watched.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A full episode.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now, if I'm gonna be honest, I've seen a full
episode tape, but.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I've never heard so that's number one. Number two. I've
never seen the premiere of a soap opera. How about that?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's the name of the thing behind the gate? Beyond
the gates? Beyond the gates?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because it felt like a lot of action was inside
the gates.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It all takes place inside the gates except for the
what's the nurse's name, Ashley?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm not good this early on with names. The whole
storyline that felt like the channel had changed.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, it's coming to something, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, like who are these people?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, that's it's Ashley and that is her boyfriend Derek.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He wore the No, he wore the apron.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, the shirt, yeah, the apron.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what
they're doing. But the obviously it's going to come into place.
Somebody's gonna end up in the hospital and she's going
to have to be there. If I had to guess,
that'll be Haley who ends up in the hospital. Haley
is the one that Danny smacked across the.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Face, the basically punster.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, so the go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Right after that, the woman at the bar who turns
around and this is a huge spoiler.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, no, no, no, massive cameo the.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I didn't know who that was. I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Should know because she's in the news this week. Yeah,
that's the only reason I recognized her.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh is it roberta Flack? No, okay, from DC in
the news this week.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Obviously they didn't film it yesterday when she passed.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, who you could.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It doesn't matter who. Wait a minute, it doesn't relate.
Hold on, what's the mother's name, Anita? Does it relate
to Anita? Anita's egot by the way, Anita's egot.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Right, I'll tell you why this person's and there's a
real person. Yes, she's playing herself legendary comic because she's
being sentenced tomorrow for her d uy. Yeah, no, yes, posthumously.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wait, she's being sentenced for her duy and she's in
the news.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I saw why she's in the news. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But and I saw her on Beyond the Gates.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right the last second she overacted leading up to her line.
Well that's not out of character. See Diana knows her
well very well. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is it a Housewise? Oh it is? Is it a
Potomac Housewise? Oh? Is it Chris Samuel's or wife?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
No, she's not on the show anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, okay, Diane, I've also never want another spoiler.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, she's been off the show for a few years
and they split up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So the who is it?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Karen Huger? I don't know who bad is the grand
the Potomac, that is what they call her.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You you knew who that was because oh yeah, she
face is everywhere leading up to tomorrowson.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And if you didn't see the full Dui arrest video,
it's bad.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh, really real bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'll have to go back and watch because I was
so taken by Danny smacking Haley across the face.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Did we like the soap opera? A lot of commercials?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, you noticed that because I watched it on Paramount
Plus and you're like, oh, it's only three five minutes
the episode minutes a commercial.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, I watched it on I watched it on the
big network. The I mean we dv are But yeah,
I watch it on the big network. So Haley lives
in whatever this gated community.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh, they just bought a place, yeah with Bill.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hold on, hold on there, yeah, the the hold on now?
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So Danny was dating, was married to Billy was married
to Bill. Bill had an affair with Haley. Well, he
had many affairs, Yeah, but this was the first one
that he did in front of her. Normally he kept
him out of when Yeah, with the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, I was raising these girls. She's a terrible actress. Wait, God,
is her skin perfect?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Danny? Wait, Danny is a terrible actress. Yes, yes she is.
She is. You know who I really like though, hold on,
I gotta look for the name again. Wait.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, the sister. Yeah, I like her. And was the
only time Marylynd was ever referenced the well she did
say Maryland. Yeah she did say that. Yeah, No, that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well because she got she got an honor from the
state Maryland.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
State Board exactly. So Bill is gonna marry Haley. But
they're getting married at the at the at the country club,
and they bought a house, Diane, in the same community.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what the realtor told you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That bitch. I don't like the realtor.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Why she's just there to stir it up the Why
wouldn't she Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I didn't write her name down. I wrote everybody else's
name down.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah she sucks it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, she wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You have to remember this is a soap opera, so
it's it's the acting is sometimes uh excruciatingly. Overemphasized why
I thought Vernon did a good job. Vernon actually was
was great. I thought the conversation with Martin and the
cafe was well done. And obviously this planted a lot
of seeds.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The well, you know, it's all you have to introduce everything, Diane,
you have to introduce everything. So you had that. I
like when Danny threw the coffee cups. Okay, what that
scream soap opera to me. I've seen Kelly Rippa and
evil Maria LaRue throw things.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was just a little too on the nose as
far as metaphors go.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
The well, she threw the glasses.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And now must clean up her life. I can't believe
you haven't mentioned the part that I thought would stand
out to you the most.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Wait, let's see, Dann.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It involves that kitchen scene there, it's that kitchen scene
with the wait with the with she threw the mugs.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And then there's oh, the wedding invitation. No, that was
a nice wedding invitation. We get some like who sent
us the last wedding invitation?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Was it rev?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, not nearly as nice as the one on the
soap opera.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean it was still nice from the same scene.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Wasn't there a feature in that kitchen that you love?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh they have a pasta filler. Oh I didn't even
notice that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh my god, they showed it twice, so now wait,
I'm trying to see okay.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh and then Naomi, Naomi was getting it on before
she was late for lunch. Yeah, because she was getting
it on with her with her detective friend.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh, they did reference d C because he has he
works for.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Right, Yeah, he works for yeah, for DC Police. The
I didn't realize Naomi was Danny's daughter. Well, yeah, and
then Martin is the call son. Yeah, but Danny's the
cousin too. Yeah, Danny's got two kids and the cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The cousin's gonna stir it up because she's the one
convincing the daughter to start the purse line and move
away from modeling.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I can't believe I've watched that garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh I thought it was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, come on, it is bad. I've never watched the
soap opera before.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I used to be way into like Young and the Restless,
Like back in the day, you would you would record
it and watch it after like college classes. But I
was just like, man, were they all like this sort
of formula formulaic?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, again, I never watch them either.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I have been there for tapings, and those seem very formulaic,
very formulaic.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, But I mean like I always think too, like
those people that get jobs on them and then they're
on those shows for like thirty years.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know how you could do that though, Like
that would be miserable for thirty years?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Are you kidding me? Be amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
To be Susan Lucci would not be amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes, oh you're crazy. Your income is not guaranteed when
you go project to projects. Yeah, and I know they
don't get paid like if silver, but still that's steady work.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll give you that. And then
you can usually.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Parlay it into like a role on the game show Network.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
The what was? What was geller was All my Kids?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All my Children?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Phill Cosby show.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, no, don't you remember the All my Kids Update?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All my Kids?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That was so they couldn't call it all my children,
you know how, like it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Was just like some sort of like parody podcast or something.
What that's that's.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Rude, don't you do you don't do you not remember
that bit.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All my Kids?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Tyler? So you would excuse me? You grew up listening
to Zee one hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes, in New York, right, there was a syndicated feature
that ran every day. Hey, they're babysitters, it's time for
the All my Kids Update, And that was it was
like a minute long feature.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't remember that the cap of the previous days
All my Children?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Absolutely in case you missed it, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, and
that ran.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
That ran on hundreds of radio stations.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Really, that's why I'm starting the Beyond the I can't
call it gates. Beyond the Fence's uh update to get
it going. It was I will say this, I hated
the show. I hated it. Now let's hate it. Please
let me finish, Let me finish. I hated the show,
but I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's like when you're so many years in to a
soap opera, as I see with General Hospital, you can
miss so many episodes and then jump right back in
when you're trying to learn everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I had to write everybody's name.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
You feel I mean, I hope you're impressed. I have
not looked at anything, but you feel like you have
to be there day and day out at the beginning. Yes,
or you're gonna miss set up. Absolutely, and that commitment
is overwhelming. Yes, Like, for example, I can't watch it today.
I can't watch it today. Well, you taped it yesterday,
I know, but I got caps game tonight. What I'm saying,
(10:32):
you could catch up. You have to keep catching up.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, Well that'll be the problem until like year five
or six. Then I'll be able to Then I'll be
able to jump in and out, but I have to know,
like I found Nurse Ashley to be, to be attractive,
Like I imagined at one point if I were her
boyfriend Derek in the apron that I would let her
sit on my lap in her scrubs and I'd make
(10:56):
out with her.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So I thought the actress too plays Nicole was Oh no, wait,
that's the that's Danny's sister, right, yes, yeah, that's the guys.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Or she's got the son, the Martin, Marvin Martin, whatever
it is. He's oh the yes, Oh really, Yeah, I
didn't get that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Maybe maybe I've seen too many soaps.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh so is that is that gonna? That won't bother Vernon?
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't think so. It'll be interesting because Vernon's coming
off as the mister perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, oh you know, he's gonna have an affair or
something like the Anita's egott.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I didn't like Anita. I didn't like Anita, but I
want her.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You know that she's holding everything together and her well,
she's at some point is gonna the House of Cards
obviously is Fairmont Crest right, will will crumble right under her?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, you know what's gonna happen to Anita, But you're
gonna find out she's got a drinking problem.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
And then hopefully she'll go back to the old schoolways,
young and the restless. Nicki Nicky was always taking her
pills and she would dramatically swig vodka and it was
always that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was my favorite seed.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Victor, Victor a cat and she'd take like a handful
of god knows what and then grab a bottle of
vodka off their very ornate bar.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I can't, Victor, Yes, you.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Could probably could.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
All Right, so we're in.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You just said you're not.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, Well, I'm gonna have to DVR it, Jackie hated.
I'll make it through the week, but I may have
to catch up over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, so we're committing to four more episodes. It's like
two hours.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wait, you're out? How are we gonna do that?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I'm watching the real life Karen Huger story play out.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I just I wish there would have been more about
the got supposed setting in a leafy suburb of Maryland.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Did you watch that and go? Okay, there is no
place in PG County that looks like this, Fort Washington,
The oh I'm sorry they've got that kind of country club.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean, there's some nice, beautiful houses.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
There are some wonderful houses on the water, but not
not not behind the gates and stuff like that, not
beyond the gates with the country club. Hell no, hell no,
I've been to one country club here in my life. Army, Navy,
no disrespect. They got gates, but it ain't look like that.
No man look like that. All right, So all right,
(13:50):
so we're in for the week. We're in for the week.
Congrats to the showrunners.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They got me in. It's a horrible show. It is
a horrible show.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Are we going to keep bashing? You know what? This
reminds me of Gretna. You're gonna keep going to the festival,
but continue to criticize it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
By the way, if they Gretna behind the gates, they
would show that, you would say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
There ain't There ain't nothing like this in Gretna. Hell no.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Behind is when Danny threw those those mugs and there
was glass broken all over the ground, that's Gretna. Nobody
would have picked that up. Hell though, all right, I'm
not going to keep my notes for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I do, I do though, I will say this, I'd
love to know when Bill's gonna cash in on that favor.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Wait, which one? Which one? He felt?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The kid off? The kid off on some charge.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Bill is the one who had the affair on on
and the guys like yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
He was like no charge.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But he did show me you'll owe me one. And
that's when that music came in.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Also Bill, Bill has weird face, Bill Bill and a
bunch of beautiful people English.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, no, Bill. Bill.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bill made a weird face when the when the kid's
dad was telling him what happened, Bill made a weird face.
Because Jackie pointed that out. We even went back on
the DVR and watched it. Bill made a weird face.
But you know he's gonna have in a favor. He's
probably gonna have an affair with that guy's wife. He's
slept with everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I didn't pick up on the yeah cosmetics, I old anything.
I thought, Wow, this is a gorgeous country club, yes,
and not the landscape the people.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, I am in Diane. I'm so intrigued. You
watch fifteen years from now, I will have never missed
an episode.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I'll never remember when he got started drinking. Oh Victor Vernon,
oh him.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Victors from my old one
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