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March 10, 2025 9 mins
White lithium grease and Juicy Head.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I told you from so kids can.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Over the weekend, Carl sent me in with a Georgetown
T shirt football.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
T shirt for you. Oh yeah, thank you very much.
And on the back, what's that say? Right? I told
him that would fit you. Is this a player exclusive?
Say again? Is this a player exclusive? I think so?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, I mean I've never seen it anywhere, but yes, nice, Yeah,
so absolutely.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And then I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I haven't used it yet. But look what I got
over the weekend. White lithium grease for your chair.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your chair, Yeah, white lithium grease w D forty hasn't
been cutting it.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
The no, actually didn't.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Somebody tell us w D forty you should not use
on a squeaky chair. And I don't remember why, but
it was very counterintuitive as to why you don't use
w D forty.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
That was a Josh you sent over that note. Tell
El that WD forty is terrible for what he's trying
to use it for. WD stands for water display, Sir,
it's not a lubricant.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I need a U. It may be good for the
day he's sprayed it, but it's washed out any lubricant
that was in there and drives overnight. He needs lithium grease,
So I got some.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I know I didn't get the liquid wrench version, but
I'm gonna work it like a pro blaster, high performance
white lithium grease stays put. Won't run since nineteen hundred
and fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Now I see that there's an applicator, Yeah, the straw.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, applicator, not diykid, Diane.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Let's let's use that maybe instead of just spraying this
stuff all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I'll use it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's good for hoist winches, forklifts, bearing sprockets, pulleys, chains, bushing, slides, ways, rollers, hinges,
all of it safe to use on plastics. Shake the can,
Spray liberally, don't be shy. Spray more if needed.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh, I thought you were gonna come on, I'm just
shaking it.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Is this anything about ventilation? Yeah, don't have it. It's fine.
I'm in a big room. It's fine. You're gonna spray
in your face? No, I'm not the lids. No, I'm
gonna do it during the break.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'll do it during the break and see if it works.
Was there any updates? Weren't we supposed to get our
mouth watering stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh? The wet mouth spray. Yeah, yeah, I got some
Oh let's go, let's.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Go absolutely now Sensual Sport, which is the one we're
reading about.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes, that was the one that did watermelon and peach.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, so that was not going to get here by today.
So I had to purchase this version of wet mouth
Spray from Doc Johnson. But it's watermelon oh good, just
like you wanted. The rest of the name of the
product is not radio friendly, but it's lip smacking good

(02:54):
and leaves your lips smooth and supple. Use three to
five sprays.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Three to five? How many are you gonna do, Diane?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I tend to go lower.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So all right, here's the bottle and it's all repping plastic.
Oh wait, while you're unloading, can I go to line one?
Hi Elliet at the morning?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Do not use the pev blaster in the.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Studio where am I supposed to do it because it
doesn't go away. It will last for weeks.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I used on the.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Slider in my living room and my wife almost killed me.
Do it outside and then bring the chair back in.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I'm not going to go outside to do it.
I have to go out like in front.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Of the No.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
One else do it. Have someone do it for you.
You've got interns.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Don't do it in the studio.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Really, it's that bad, and I don't have interns. But
that's okay.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
The uh someone does. Yeah, no, I'll get somebody to
do it like another kids. It's it's a lubricant. It's
a grease.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's got a it lasts. It's much better than W forty.
It does not go away anytime soon. But because of that,
when you spray it in the studio that has got
ventilation like it sounds like yours does through the years,
it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Smell like that for three months.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Does it have a real industrial spray smell to it?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Uh huh? All right, so industrial lubri here.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
It's meant to be using like workshops and garages, not
a tiny radio studio.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
By the way, best call this could be, well, maybe
not the best call. If I find out Alex and
Tamo were doing it, that may be the best one.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The the grease. All right, very good, thank you. By
the way. I am thrilled that guy called because you
know what I was gonna do. You know what I
was gonna do during the break spray the chair exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
The only reason I didn't do it then, is I've
got a couple of meatballs sitting here next to me.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, not my meatballs. No, I don't want to ruin
the meatballs. All right? Can we still spray DoD Johnson? Oh? Absolutely,
that's meant for the.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Studio wedding spray delicious mouth watering flavor, also freshens breath.
Oh and there is as an applicator on this as well.
And Diane, you were big on no para bends last week?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right? And Elliott, it is PETA certified cruelty free. Oh,
right on? All right? So what do I do?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Three to five sprays?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Which flavor?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that watermelon?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
But is it on the tongue or is it the
back of the throat?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It doesn't say shaken?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh God?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Is this the lid? This is right?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
You push right here? I took I took the I
took the top off. Elliott, don't get in your eyes.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well I'm not getting it in my eyes.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
But you have to get ready to shoot before you
put it in there in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
But am I supposed to lip this? No?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Mmmm, that's a that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
How many did you take?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Five? There? You go Dian, Wow, my mouth is wet.
Bro how's it taste?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Hold on, hold on it.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
It's like my kids. It's you're trying food for the
first time. You got await for the other person to
try it before you state your review.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It ain't pizza. Oh do five, Diana, do fine?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It taste pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Remember you got cotton mouth do five because we did
learn it's good for oral and cotton mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Flints mints for the Oh flint mints that ones for
for Larry flint.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, you did you do five? Alright? Other five as well?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
No, you need to get it in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I know my cheek, I got it on this Just
why your face?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Put it up to your mouth? What are you doing?
Why are you spring it from three feet?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's like a water bottle that your your share them
but water falling, it's happening.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Got enough in there, I guess, do you hear? That's
a lot?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, you're not waterfalling it. Okay, get your get your
get it up in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I just I saw what it looked like when the
two of you did it, so I tried to be
a little more graceful.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Mine. I have sauce in my mouth from the meat
balls I get in there. Okay, all right, that taste
isn't bad at all. I don't like the taste.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't like the taste.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You requested water melon, I know, but it doesn't taste
water Melonie. It tastes medicine watermelon.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
So how soon before it's activated our salivary glands? I
don't feel like my mouth is any wetter.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Normally my mouth is watering.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Do you really?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It may be psychosomatic, but and it's not because of you.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
But by the way, don't you hear Diane? Like Diane sounds.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Like she's will that be the opposite of what you
want to?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Not dry, but like she's lip smacking over there. It promises.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's like when a d.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It says it provides.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh, I hear Diane's tongue moving all inside of her mouth.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Now you're making.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
If you're creaking you want, I could spray some white
lithium matcha.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I feel like it's present, like I'm noticing that I've
sprayed something in my mouth, but it isn't like I
should probably do another five sprays.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Do you feel like it so you know where your
tongue attaches at the back of your mouth. Do you
feel like the area right next to your tongue is pooling.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Like when you're at the dentist and they have to
use the little suction thingy exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's where I feel like I'm pulling right now, is
in the back. You definitely went swallowing with your mist Yeah.
I went right on the tongue. Yeah, I got it
all the way in the back where I'm one hundred pooling.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh so maybe it just took a couple of seconds.
All right, I'm gonna do it. The more I'm gonna
I'm gonna go for the back of the throat. Go damn.
That was a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's aggressive rise and it hits your little it hits
your dangler back there.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, are you pulling now? I need your your numbing agent?
Oh boy, that's a it's yeah. You had, you had.
You got to go in the back. You gotta go
in the back, Diane, squirt.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You No, No, I've got I've got enough about My
mouth is wet.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can do.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It is kicking in now. Yeah, I agree, I'm pooling
back there a pooling.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
You know you can swallow.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I am Diane all Right who wants oral
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