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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would it be possible to find somebody who is dating
a co worker but is in secret about it?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, some places you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, no, no, yeah, I understand that. I understand that.
But like even nobody at work knows. Oh, it's like
it's allowed. They just haven't said anything. Um, yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, you don't know people up in their business.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The Well, I'll tell you what. So I was reading
the Kristen, Will you do me a favor?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Will you?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Will you see if you can find me somebody who
is dating somebody at work, even if it's even if
it's totally allowed, because in the case that I was
reading about, it's totally allowed and they are.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But will you see?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
How to get that out? Well, you don't want to
hold that at a belch.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh you don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh yeah, well you don't want to hold that in.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
He held it in.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I'm practicing for when I'm on the plane. Anyway,
I need somebody who is secretly dating somebody at work,
please eight six six to Elliott eight six six two
three five five four six eight And so the person
that I was reading about, it's okay to date at
their office, But they purposely didn't say anything for two reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Number one, if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, then it's the everybody and everybody knows you're dated.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And it didn't and now you got it's just it
could be messing.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So that's number one. Number two is they also out
of fear of it ending. They also didn't want people
to start treating them differently. So like, let's say, for example,
Hank and Marie are dating. Well, if a bunch of
the guys are going out and they want to bring Hank, well,
then it's weird. Then it's like, well, maybe we shouldn't
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bring Hank because Hank's dating Marie and they won't be
able to go and vice versa. Now, the other thing
that they said, let's use Marie. They said that was
odd is that some of Marie's friends would be like, hey,
I know you're not with anybody.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can I set you up with someone? And Marie was like, yeah,
you know what, we just avoid.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's like, you know what, that's kind I don't know
that I'm really looking or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You just kind of gloss over it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But they kept it secret for a long time, three
years oh wow, three years they kept it a secret.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Feel like at that point it would become a second job.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Keeping it a secretion. Yes, yes, Why would that be
a second job.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Because that's what you're going to be doing on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So like, let's say, for example, I told you I
went to a restaurant I'd never been to, right eight
o one chop house.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Nobody asked me who I went with?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Uh, but are you coming? And I get even share
it home into work?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Do they live together?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know what, I don't know, I would assume, so
after three years would have happened to be.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Even weirder if you're living with the person and nobody knows.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Why, Why is that weird? They ve to work at
the same time every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How about you leave five minutes before me, and.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now we still have to commute separately.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'll drop you off and drive around the block.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh my god, that seems like that's like ultra snek.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
God, people do this all the time.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Why did they find themselves in the situation?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It just I told you they didn't want to say
anything because number one word, they're three years in this
right well, because they didn't want the gossip.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They didn't want the gossip.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
At some point, you're over the gossip. You're a couple.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well they are now because they're getting married and nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Nobody knows they've even dated, and then all of a sudden,
wedding invitations are going to be sent out.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, now they want to tell the people at work
because they do want to invite some of their work
friends to the wedding. But they've got three years of
having never told them, And now is the problem. How
do you come out surprise the Well, yeah, it is,
it is.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I don't think I can trust him as an employee.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The oh, stop, just because you don't have to tell
anybody who you're dating. There are a lot of people
who won't share anything about their personal life. Not everybody's casey.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Sometimes you force it out of her. The you call
her in to ask her questions.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Right by the way, you know who she really wanted
to go out with? Who's that Eli from Inhaler? Oh,
Eli Houston. Yes, she really wanted to go out and
in and in and out and in and out and
in and out. Kristen what, Yes, he has a girlfriend
(04:44):
in Ireland? In Ireland?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What is she saying?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't know, but Christian wanted to help Eli Dublin
his penis.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What was that motion?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Oh, oh, she is dating Ryan the drummer. She wants Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
She wants Ryan. Oh so she's over Eli? Or she
just wants a threesome?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is Ryan single? We think? We think, so someone did
some weekends talking.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Eli's not but she's like, Eli's not here, so let's
get after it. Yeah, she would have pulled the old
wh that's my that's my Dublin accent mate. Anyway, So
where was I?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh so this.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Couple, this couple's been together three years and are getting
rid of st out wedding invites.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes, but they don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They don't know how to break it to the office
that they have been together for three years and they're
engaged and they're getting married. They think there'll be some backlash.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do you do you call a meeting? Do you just
send the company wide to email?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, no, no, no no no, Well then how do
you do it? I don't know the answer to that.
I've never been in this position. I know what one
of the recommendations.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Were from what the internet? Did you go to a boss? First,
Why would you go to the boss first?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
What is their position within the company, Doggy, Kristen, save
it for Vego.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, I thought you were up high in me line four.
Hi Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Hey, good morning, guys, this is Henery.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Hey are you are you? Are you secretly dating somebody
at work?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I was?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I just ended that relationship actually, And.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How long were you two together?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
We were together about five months. I am a manager at
my work and she was one of my part time employees.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's okay, I mean, I know some companies.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
There's a weird subordinate thing, you know, some companies frowned
on to a boss first, And I asked her what
their position was, And instead of telling me what levels
they were, if they were colleagues, you said, Doggie, right, well.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know what there. It doesn't say what their
position was, because.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I was wondering, is that part of the reason they
hit it for three years? Was there a supervisory role?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It does not say. It does It does not say.
But that's why you don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Is if let's say it was in your case it
was a supervisory role and you guys are cool with
each other.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Uh yeah, we're still friends. It was the relationship ended
a little bit rocky, but actually she got a new
job outside the company, and that's what kind of led
for me being able to let let go of the
relationship a little bit easier. So it wasn't so messy
at work, right, Yeah, it was. It was interesting. She
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didn't have a lot of finesse at the workplace when
it came to trying to keep it secret. So I
don't think everyone knew, but at a point everybody knew.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh so sh she ran her mouth.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
She I found out that she had told a few
people that certainly ran their mouth. And I didn't realize
that she had told these people until a month or
two later, and at that point things had gotten.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A little wild, and uh yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, long story short, I'm pretty sure everybody ended up knowing.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, sure, no, I get that. I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
By the way, think about how I say hard. It's
not really that hard. Hey, thank you my friend. Keeping
that relationship quiet for three years. It's not really that hard.
You just have to vow we're not telling anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, but you know, people make it inadvertent slips, and you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Can't you can't be real specific. So if they came
to you and they said, hey, Elliott, what'd you do
this week? And I'd be like, oh, I had a
date at eight o one chop house. Right, Well, the
girl can't say the same thing, but she could say
she was on a date this weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
This is exactly why I said, this becomes your job.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's not that hard to lie.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Dylan says dated a co worker for a year and
a half kept at a secret, including the sex at
the office and in the parking lots.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Adam boy, the secret was hot.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I could see that also, like, no, you're almost living
like this undercovered life.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I could see that.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
But in terms of telling people, because now now they're
they're they're gonna have to say something, there's no well, yes,
they want to invite people from You can't get married
and keep that a secret. It's it's just making it worse.
It's it's best. The presence is the best time to
come clean with anything.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The no you know, early on, like if I were
who's somebody in the ear, If I'm dating Jen with
no hair on her butthole, right, Hey, we all have
our types. If I was dating Jen, I don't need
to tell everybody the first time Jen and I go out.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No, but that's not I said you have to come clean.
There'd be no reason to come clean the first day, No,
or the second, or the third or a year later.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, so you you also.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The problem is, and I don't know if you want
to go I thought you maybe go to the boss first.
Why would you go to the boss? Why would you
go to the ball. I'm definitely not doing it as
a group. I'm not gathering the office around. No, no, no, no, no. Yes,
some people are going to be really offended because they
probably thought you were better friends than just coworker.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yes, because there's some people that are going to feel
like they were lied to. There's some people that are
going to feel all but hurt because they weren't in
on the gossip.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Elliott, if you what if that again? This goes to
the roles. See I didn't say position the roles. What
if some people say, wait a second, I feel like
you favored him or her?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
No figuring imagination? What figment of your imagination?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
So you're going to come out and be aggressive.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The Oh, but I'm gonna say you're now I mean, yeah, whatever, Okay,
if we can put that aside, if there's been no
uh sort of favoritism.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I didn't give anybody favoritism.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Sure, Jen always sat on the front row and Casey
always sat all the way up in the bleachers.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
But if you put favoritism aside, there are still going
to be stories people look back on and realize, Oh,
you lied to me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You get Why am I living in your head?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Because you just announced you secretly see.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For years married?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah? What is the weddings? It's soon?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did they wait? Well? I know that Marie hasn't been
wearing her ring to work. I know that.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
But is this still a year plus out? Or are
they panicking because the wedding's coming and they want coworkers there.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I think it's just it's time to send out saved
the dates and all that other stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Okay, say that they could still be six months out.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, Well, still got to let you know. Hey, why
did we know? Oh tough titty yourself? Hi, Jelliet the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Hi, my husband and I we teached together. We kept
it from our coworkers for about a year, year and
three months, and then kept it from our students for
another year, year and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So wait a minute, how did you so you kept
it from the school for and you're allowed to date
other teachers, right, it wasn't like you weren't.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, and did you.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Several teachers that are also married at our school?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did you keep it quiet because you didn't want the
gossip or the drama or anything like.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
That, a bit of that, but it was also COVID time,
so it made it a little bit easier.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
By the way, when my younger one, I don't think
I ever told this story on the air well because
the school still is here, but the school he went
to during COVID when they were on when they were
on zoom, his one of his teachers started dating another
one of the teachers, and nobody knew because it happened
during COVID. So during a class out of that one
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teacher's house, missus so and so walked right behind the
camera and everybody's like, oh god, damn's.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh goddamn, that's how they got caught. That's how they
got caught. What's up, mister Garcia.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
We did have to make sure that our backgrounds were
very different to make sure the kids didn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
At that time. How why did you finally come clean.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
We were just progressing even more, getting more serious. So
we told everyone, but we, like I said, we kept
it are the rest of it from our students because we,
like you said, we don't want to deal with the drama.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah no, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How when it was time to finally come out, how
did you tell everyone?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Well, to tell all of our students. We just posted
our engagement photo on Ingram. Former students thought it, and
then we have a lot of siblings in our program,
so the former students told their siblings.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And then it kind of so you just posted it
and that was it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Maybe that is a congratulations, by the way, Maybe that's
the way to go. Just one of you puts it
up on Instagram and everybody sees it. But work people
are still going to be pissy. Yeah, there's a difference
when it's students versus colleagues.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, I don't care what students think. Well, that's not true.
I want to be the cool teacher.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So are we.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
But we're all in on it being individually, telling coworkers
or small groups, but not the entire office.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Because word's going to get around.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You got to get to who you think is going
to be the most hurt, not the not the biggest bitch,
but the most hurt. So when you say the biggest bitch,
bitching that you omitted this your your truth for so
long or right, that would be admit you that you
felt like you should have known, I would be the
(14:50):
biggest bitch. No, no, I would I believe you because
I'd be like, oh God, damn, how do you not
tell me?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
But I may not be the closest with that person. Well, yes,
when it comes to gossip, you want to be first
in line. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's the only time I run at work, So you
want to tell the closest person. That way, if they
have a bad backlash, it gives them time you can
go hey, listen, you're the first person I told, and.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
The closest person probably won't run and tell people because
there is some bond there.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now, if I happen to be both closest person and
biggest bitch, I will run to go tell.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Line two. I could do that. Hi Elliott in the morning, Hey,
it's Mark. What's going on? Mark? I am doing great?
Thank you awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
So I'm from the DC area. I have been listening
to you for hundreds of years at this point. But
so I dated my coworker for about two years, two
and a half years. We were working for an accounting
firm in Arlington actually, and uh we just we were
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on the same job together, so we commuted a lot together. Anyway,
ended up moving in together. Nobody knew. We just went
on for a long time, and when we decided to
get married, we just sent on invitations to everybody in
the firm.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That's how they found out.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
That's how they found out.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Was anybody bitchy?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
No, not at all. Everybody sent me do We thought so, elliot.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's gonna be the first one to say.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I will.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I've been telling people for years.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
There was part charge he used to ask, because he goes,
are you guys dating?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
We were working so much together and we're like, now,
we would never.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Date each other.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
He would be like, you think I would date that dude?
You're insane?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
And now but you guys are married now?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yes, good for you.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Hey, Can I ask you this during the secret.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Years?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Good for you, hey? But during that secret time, isn't it?
Is it kind of is it kind of hot in
that you two have like kind of this. Yes, see,
I think that would be the case too, where it's
really a thank you sir, go ahead, where it's really like,
I mean, you got a secret and it's sexual and
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you're keeping it from everybody.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
That's what Dylan said about the office sex Annah parking Lot. Yes,
from snapchat And maybe this means an invitation or a
social media post, but it says the best way to
tell is in writing.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Do you interpret this to mean I don't. I almost
take that as like an email, So a letter, well,
not a letter, but you're crafting a message.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, maybe Instagram that's that's what.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, but that that to me isn't isn't in writing?
That's a post? Is it?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Because of the the uncertainties when in a conversation, like
when you see to write something and so if someone responds,
you have time to think about it. Do you not
want to be caught off guard by questions? Well, what
question are you going to ask?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Why did you? Because we didn't what we didn't? We
just we didn't want the drama.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Oh so you think that we're just drama filled colleagues
like you? You can't offend the people you've kept this from.
For now, three years.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, some of you are. We didn't know. Listen, No, okay,
I get that. Listen. We didn't know early on if
it was going to work out or not.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And so when you got to the when year mark.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I didn't interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So we didn't know early on if it was going
to work out or not, so we didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then it got so far along it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Was almost uncomfortable to go back and go, oh, by
the way, So we just never said anything, and we
just lied to you.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Guys for years you were here with them lying, but.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You are lying. I love the idea of commuting in together,
but having to pretend you're not.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
That would not make the relationship worthwhile. Has anybody here
secretly dated.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
For a long time?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, like for a decent amount, not that I I'm
not aware of anybody either.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Does Christen anybody?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Do you know of anybody? What are they currently secretly dating?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You can't say? Do they still work here? Turn yourself?
Do we know this story?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Turn yourself on? Turn yourself right now, turn Kristin. That
sounded like an order, Kristin, turn yourself on. Do you
want to go to Vegas?
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What do you mean you can't go to jail for
a source?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
I learned that from you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, but you're not going to jail.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Do you tell us anything?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Wait? Okay? Do they still work here?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Are they both parties?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Hold on both, I can't tell you anything. Do they
still work here? Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Do they currently work here?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Both?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Are they public?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
What do you mean are they currently aren't they?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
They're not together?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah? Wait, they broke up?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, that was clear?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They broke up you who cares?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I can't How long was it was it? Three years?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
How long were they together?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
A few months?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's do I know both of them?
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But yes?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Privately? Have you never told him the story?
Speaker 9 (20:31):
You have been asked by someone to not tell Elliott specifically?
I cannot say.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Was it the guy or the girl that specifically said
don't tell Elliott both?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
They came to you together to request that separately? Oh
my god, Elliott? Separately?
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Was there been the biggest secret? I have not been
able to tell you?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Was there anybody?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Was there?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Is there any did they tell nobody? Don't tell Elliott?
Or anybody else.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Never say a word to anyone, especially especially.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh so it wasn't just Elliott does Diana?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
No, how did you find out? Did you stumble on it?
Or did they they told you?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How did that? Why would they come to you?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
No?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
One did?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
But why why would they come to you? Do other
people know?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Were you getting suspicious about the situation?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Did you catch them together so randomly? Very randomly?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Tell you?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Rude?
Speaker 9 (21:36):
I'm trustworthy? What can I say?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm so angry and they're not together anymore?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Why did it end? I can't tell the Do you
know why it ended? Infidelity?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Different employee, No, different coworker.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
No, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They get fired. No, they're both still here.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Right down the hints so far, because you keep repeating
the same question.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The only hit we know is that they both still
work here.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Sales answered some question?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
No, not in sales promotions.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Wow, that's actually taking sales out limits.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Managers, managers? Is Brett dating Yvonne? That's awkward?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Both married and both Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, I don't know. Maybe they're telling you tell me anything.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
This is the road we're going to go down.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Maybe not, maybe not. Wait, who's that? Who's that? Somebody's
at your door?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
They're telling me the foods here?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, well that's here, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, she's married to somebody that works here and I
know that.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Yeah, and she has kids.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, are you Von and Brett doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I can eliminate them. I can eliminate them.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
And here's where today gets likely the why.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, they should both be happy. They're not cheating on
their spouses.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
You're also guessing in sales, she said, wasn't sales?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh, it's in programming.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
No, she didn't say, she just said not sales.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I also wasn't asked that one yet?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, which one programming?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
What was the other one?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Sales or administrative? You can't say no to tell you?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Well, you can't say no to all of the above,
then your liar, she eliminated sales? Is it not sales?
What are you gonna tell me? Alice and Carlos are banging.
That's administrative.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're the only ones.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
It's they're not together anymore. So it's not the big
of a deal.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It is to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
But that's the first thing you think of when you
see either of them.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, I don't even see it.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Are they still friendly or did it add or did
it end poorly?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
They're friendly?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Are they in the building a lot? Or is it Jill?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That would be easy. Jill's only here part time. Is
Jill Kimpton dating somebody here? She's she in a previous
life she dated a co worker. I know that dated
Ronnie for all those years.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
I mean she did move back to the East coast,
so maybe.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
But not for Ronnie Elliot. I'm just a history, you're honor.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
There is as you know, there are two departments that
we need to mash up a person from each department.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh my god, Kristen, we all heard that.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Are they dating?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
We need to make sure they are though.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I would like to set that up. All right, all right,
very well, this sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, I don't know. Oh I'm mad at Kristin. I'm
not sitting by you on the plane. God damn it. Wow,
how about that? Will you text Diane who it is? Please?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yes,
Would it be possible to find somebody who is dating
a co worker but is in secret about it?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, some places you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, no, no, yeah, I understand that. I understand that.
But like even nobody at work knows. Oh, it's like
it's allowed. They just haven't said anything. Um, yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, you don't know people up in their business.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The Well, I'll tell you what. So I was reading
the Kristen, Will you do me a favor?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Will you?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Will you see if you can find me somebody who
is dating somebody at work, even if it's even if
it's totally allowed, because in the case that I was
reading about, it's totally allowed and they are.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But will you see?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
How to get that out? Well, you don't want to
hold that at a belch.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh you don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh yeah, well you don't want to hold that in.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
He held it in.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I'm practicing for when I'm on the plane. Anyway,
I need somebody who is secretly dating somebody at work,
please eight six six to Elliott eight six six two
three five five four six eight And so the person
that I was reading about, it's okay to date at
their office, But they purposely didn't say anything for two reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Number one, if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, then it's the everybody and everybody knows you're dated.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And it didn't and now you got it's just it
could be messing.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So that's number one. Number two is they also out
of fear of it ending. They also didn't want people
to start treating them differently. So like, let's say, for example,
Hank and Marie are dating. Well, if a bunch of
the guys are going out and they want to bring Hank, well,
then it's weird. Then it's like, well, maybe we shouldn't
(01:54):
bring Hank because Hank's dating Marie and they won't be
able to go and vice versa. Now, the other thing
that they said, let's use Marie. They said that was
odd is that some of Marie's friends would be like, hey,
I know you're not with anybody.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can I set you up with someone? And Marie was like, yeah,
you know what, we just avoid.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's like, you know what, that's kind I don't know
that I'm really looking or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You just kind of gloss over it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But they kept it secret for a long time, three
years oh wow, three years they kept it a secret.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Feel like at that point it would become a second job.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Keeping it a secretion. Yes, yes, Why would that be
a second job.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Because that's what you're going to be doing on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So like, let's say, for example, I told you I
went to a restaurant I'd never been to, right eight
o one chop house.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Nobody asked me who I went with?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Uh, but are you coming? And I get even share
it home into work?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Do they live together?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know what, I don't know, I would assume, so
after three years would have happened to be.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Even weirder if you're living with the person and nobody knows.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Why, Why is that weird? They ve to work at
the same time every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How about you leave five minutes before me, and.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now we still have to commute separately.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'll drop you off and drive around the block.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh my god, that seems like that's like ultra snek.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
God, people do this all the time.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Why did they find themselves in the situation?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It just I told you they didn't want to say
anything because number one word, they're three years in this
right well, because they didn't want the gossip.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They didn't want the gossip.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
At some point, you're over the gossip. You're a couple.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well they are now because they're getting married and nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Nobody knows they've even dated, and then all of a sudden,
wedding invitations are going to be sent out.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, now they want to tell the people at work
because they do want to invite some of their work
friends to the wedding. But they've got three years of
having never told them, And now is the problem. How
do you come out surprise the Well, yeah, it is,
it is.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I don't think I can trust him as an employee.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The oh, stop, just because you don't have to tell
anybody who you're dating. There are a lot of people
who won't share anything about their personal life. Not everybody's casey.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Sometimes you force it out of her. The you call
her in to ask her questions.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Right by the way, you know who she really wanted
to go out with? Who's that Eli from Inhaler? Oh,
Eli Houston. Yes, she really wanted to go out and
in and in and out and in and out and
in and out. Kristen what, Yes, he has a girlfriend
(04:44):
in Ireland? In Ireland?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What is she saying?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't know, but Christian wanted to help Eli Dublin
his penis.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What was that motion?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Oh, oh, she is dating Ryan the drummer. She wants Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
She wants Ryan. Oh so she's over Eli? Or she
just wants a threesome?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is Ryan single? We think? We think, so someone did
some weekends talking.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Eli's not but she's like, Eli's not here, so let's
get after it. Yeah, she would have pulled the old
wh that's my that's my Dublin accent mate. Anyway, So
where was I?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh so this.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Couple, this couple's been together three years and are getting
rid of st out wedding invites.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes, but they don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They don't know how to break it to the office
that they have been together for three years and they're
engaged and they're getting married. They think there'll be some backlash.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do you do you call a meeting? Do you just
send the company wide to email?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, no, no, no no no, Well then how do
you do it? I don't know the answer to that.
I've never been in this position. I know what one
of the recommendations.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Were from what the internet? Did you go to a boss? First,
Why would you go to the boss first?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
What is their position within the company, Doggy, Kristen, save
it for Vego.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, I thought you were up high in me line four.
Hi Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Hey, good morning, guys, this is Henery.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Hey are you are you? Are you secretly dating somebody
at work?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I was?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I just ended that relationship actually, And.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How long were you two together?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
We were together about five months. I am a manager at
my work and she was one of my part time employees.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's okay, I mean, I know some companies.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
There's a weird subordinate thing, you know, some companies frowned
on to a boss first, And I asked her what
their position was, And instead of telling me what levels
they were, if they were colleagues, you said, Doggie, right, well.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know what there. It doesn't say what their
position was, because.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I was wondering, is that part of the reason they
hit it for three years? Was there a supervisory role?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It does not say. It does It does not say.
But that's why you don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Is if let's say it was in your case it
was a supervisory role and you guys are cool with
each other.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Uh yeah, we're still friends. It was the relationship ended
a little bit rocky, but actually she got a new
job outside the company, and that's what kind of led
for me being able to let let go of the
relationship a little bit easier. So it wasn't so messy
at work, right, Yeah, it was. It was interesting. She
(07:53):
didn't have a lot of finesse at the workplace when
it came to trying to keep it secret. So I
don't think everyone knew, but at a point everybody knew.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh so sh she ran her mouth.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
She I found out that she had told a few
people that certainly ran their mouth. And I didn't realize
that she had told these people until a month or
two later, and at that point things had gotten.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A little wild, and uh yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, long story short, I'm pretty sure everybody ended up knowing.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, sure, no, I get that. I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
By the way, think about how I say hard. It's
not really that hard. Hey, thank you my friend. Keeping
that relationship quiet for three years. It's not really that hard.
You just have to vow we're not telling anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, but you know, people make it inadvertent slips, and you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Can't you can't be real specific. So if they came
to you and they said, hey, Elliott, what'd you do
this week? And I'd be like, oh, I had a
date at eight o one chop house. Right, Well, the
girl can't say the same thing, but she could say
she was on a date this weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
This is exactly why I said, this becomes your job.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's not that hard to lie.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Dylan says dated a co worker for a year and
a half kept at a secret, including the sex at
the office and in the parking lots.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Adam boy, the secret was hot.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I could see that also, like, no, you're almost living
like this undercovered life.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I could see that.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
But in terms of telling people, because now now they're
they're they're gonna have to say something, there's no well, yes,
they want to invite people from You can't get married
and keep that a secret. It's it's just making it worse.
It's it's best. The presence is the best time to
come clean with anything.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The no you know, early on, like if I were
who's somebody in the ear, If I'm dating Jen with
no hair on her butthole, right, Hey, we all have
our types. If I was dating Jen, I don't need
to tell everybody the first time Jen and I go out.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No, but that's not I said you have to come clean.
There'd be no reason to come clean the first day, No,
or the second, or the third or a year later.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, so you you also.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The problem is, and I don't know if you want
to go I thought you maybe go to the boss first.
Why would you go to the boss? Why would you
go to the ball. I'm definitely not doing it as
a group. I'm not gathering the office around. No, no, no, no, no. Yes,
some people are going to be really offended because they
probably thought you were better friends than just coworker.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yes, because there's some people that are going to feel
like they were lied to. There's some people that are
going to feel all but hurt because they weren't in
on the gossip.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Elliott, if you what if that again? This goes to
the roles. See I didn't say position the roles. What
if some people say, wait a second, I feel like
you favored him or her?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
No figuring imagination? What figment of your imagination?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
So you're going to come out and be aggressive.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The Oh, but I'm gonna say you're now I mean, yeah, whatever, Okay,
if we can put that aside, if there's been no
uh sort of favoritism.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I didn't give anybody favoritism.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Sure, Jen always sat on the front row and Casey
always sat all the way up in the bleachers.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
But if you put favoritism aside, there are still going
to be stories people look back on and realize, Oh,
you lied to me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You get Why am I living in your head?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Because you just announced you secretly see.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For years married?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah? What is the weddings? It's soon?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did they wait? Well? I know that Marie hasn't been
wearing her ring to work. I know that.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
But is this still a year plus out? Or are
they panicking because the wedding's coming and they want coworkers there.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I think it's just it's time to send out saved
the dates and all that other stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Okay, say that they could still be six months out.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, Well, still got to let you know. Hey, why
did we know? Oh tough titty yourself? Hi, Jelliet the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Hi, my husband and I we teached together. We kept
it from our coworkers for about a year, year and
three months, and then kept it from our students for
another year, year and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So wait a minute, how did you so you kept
it from the school for and you're allowed to date
other teachers, right, it wasn't like you weren't.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, and did you.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Several teachers that are also married at our school?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did you keep it quiet because you didn't want the
gossip or the drama or anything like.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
That, a bit of that, but it was also COVID time,
so it made it a little bit easier.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
By the way, when my younger one, I don't think
I ever told this story on the air well because
the school still is here, but the school he went
to during COVID when they were on when they were
on zoom, his one of his teachers started dating another
one of the teachers, and nobody knew because it happened
during COVID. So during a class out of that one
(13:01):
teacher's house, missus so and so walked right behind the
camera and everybody's like, oh god, damn's.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh goddamn, that's how they got caught. That's how they
got caught. What's up, mister Garcia.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
We did have to make sure that our backgrounds were
very different to make sure the kids didn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
At that time. How why did you finally come clean.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
We were just progressing even more, getting more serious. So
we told everyone, but we, like I said, we kept
it are the rest of it from our students because we,
like you said, we don't want to deal with the drama.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah no, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How when it was time to finally come out, how
did you tell everyone?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Well, to tell all of our students. We just posted
our engagement photo on Ingram. Former students thought it, and
then we have a lot of siblings in our program,
so the former students told their siblings.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And then it kind of so you just posted it
and that was it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Maybe that is a congratulations, by the way, Maybe that's
the way to go. Just one of you puts it
up on Instagram and everybody sees it. But work people
are still going to be pissy. Yeah, there's a difference
when it's students versus colleagues.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, I don't care what students think. Well, that's not true.
I want to be the cool teacher.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So are we.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
But we're all in on it being individually, telling coworkers
or small groups, but not the entire office.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Because word's going to get around.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You got to get to who you think is going
to be the most hurt, not the not the biggest bitch,
but the most hurt. So when you say the biggest bitch,
bitching that you omitted this your your truth for so
long or right, that would be admit you that you
felt like you should have known, I would be the
(14:50):
biggest bitch. No, no, I would I believe you because
I'd be like, oh God, damn, how do you not
tell me?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
But I may not be the closest with that person. Well, yes,
when it comes to gossip, you want to be first
in line. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's the only time I run at work, So you
want to tell the closest person. That way, if they
have a bad backlash, it gives them time you can
go hey, listen, you're the first person I told, and.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
The closest person probably won't run and tell people because
there is some bond there.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now, if I happen to be both closest person and
biggest bitch, I will run to go tell.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Line two. I could do that. Hi Elliott in the morning, Hey,
it's Mark. What's going on? Mark? I am doing great?
Thank you awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
So I'm from the DC area. I have been listening
to you for hundreds of years at this point. But
so I dated my coworker for about two years, two
and a half years. We were working for an accounting
firm in Arlington actually, and uh we just we were
(16:07):
on the same job together, so we commuted a lot together. Anyway,
ended up moving in together. Nobody knew. We just went
on for a long time, and when we decided to
get married, we just sent on invitations to everybody in
the firm.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That's how they found out.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
That's how they found out.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Was anybody bitchy?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
No, not at all. Everybody sent me do We thought so, elliot.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's gonna be the first one to say.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I will.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I've been telling people for years.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
There was part charge he used to ask, because he goes,
are you guys dating?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
We were working so much together and we're like, now,
we would never.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Date each other.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
He would be like, you think I would date that dude?
You're insane?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
And now but you guys are married now?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yes, good for you.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Hey, Can I ask you this during the secret.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Years?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Good for you, hey? But during that secret time, isn't it?
Is it kind of is it kind of hot in
that you two have like kind of this. Yes, see,
I think that would be the case too, where it's
really a thank you sir, go ahead, where it's really like,
I mean, you got a secret and it's sexual and
(17:28):
you're keeping it from everybody.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
That's what Dylan said about the office sex Annah parking Lot. Yes,
from snapchat And maybe this means an invitation or a
social media post, but it says the best way to
tell is in writing.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Do you interpret this to mean I don't. I almost
take that as like an email, So a letter, well,
not a letter, but you're crafting a message.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, maybe Instagram that's that's what.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, but that that to me isn't isn't in writing?
That's a post? Is it?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Because of the the uncertainties when in a conversation, like
when you see to write something and so if someone responds,
you have time to think about it. Do you not
want to be caught off guard by questions? Well, what
question are you going to ask?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Why did you? Because we didn't what we didn't? We
just we didn't want the drama.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Oh so you think that we're just drama filled colleagues
like you? You can't offend the people you've kept this from.
For now, three years.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, some of you are. We didn't know. Listen, No, okay,
I get that. Listen. We didn't know early on if
it was going to work out or not.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And so when you got to the when year mark.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I didn't interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So we didn't know early on if it was going
to work out or not, so we didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then it got so far along it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Was almost uncomfortable to go back and go, oh, by
the way, So we just never said anything, and we
just lied to you.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Guys for years you were here with them lying, but.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You are lying. I love the idea of commuting in together,
but having to pretend you're not.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
That would not make the relationship worthwhile. Has anybody here
secretly dated.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
For a long time?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, like for a decent amount, not that I I'm
not aware of anybody either.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Does Christen anybody?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Do you know of anybody? What are they currently secretly dating?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You can't say? Do they still work here? Turn yourself?
Do we know this story?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Turn yourself on? Turn yourself right now, turn Kristin. That
sounded like an order, Kristin, turn yourself on. Do you
want to go to Vegas?
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What do you mean you can't go to jail for
a source?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
I learned that from you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, but you're not going to jail.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Do you tell us anything?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Wait? Okay? Do they still work here?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Are they both parties?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Hold on both, I can't tell you anything. Do they
still work here? Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Do they currently work here?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Both?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Are they public?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
What do you mean are they currently aren't they?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
They're not together?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah? Wait, they broke up?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, that was clear?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They broke up you who cares?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I can't How long was it was it? Three years?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
How long were they together?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
A few months?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's do I know both of them?
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But yes?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Privately? Have you never told him the story?
Speaker 9 (20:31):
You have been asked by someone to not tell Elliott specifically?
I cannot say.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Was it the guy or the girl that specifically said
don't tell Elliott both?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
They came to you together to request that separately? Oh
my god, Elliott? Separately?
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Was there been the biggest secret? I have not been
able to tell you?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Was there anybody?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Was there?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Is there any did they tell nobody? Don't tell Elliott?
Or anybody else.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Never say a word to anyone, especially especially.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh so it wasn't just Elliott does Diana?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
No, how did you find out? Did you stumble on it?
Or did they they told you?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How did that? Why would they come to you?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
No?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
One did?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
But why why would they come to you? Do other
people know?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Were you getting suspicious about the situation?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Did you catch them together so randomly? Very randomly?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Tell you?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Rude?
Speaker 9 (21:36):
I'm trustworthy? What can I say?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm so angry and they're not together anymore?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Why did it end? I can't tell the Do you
know why it ended? Infidelity?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Different employee, No, different coworker.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
No, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They get fired. No, they're both still here.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Right down the hints so far, because you keep repeating
the same question.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The only hit we know is that they both still
work here.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Sales answered some question?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
No, not in sales promotions.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Wow, that's actually taking sales out limits.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Managers, managers? Is Brett dating Yvonne? That's awkward?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Both married and both Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, I don't know. Maybe they're telling you tell me anything.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
This is the road we're going to go down.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Maybe not, maybe not. Wait, who's that? Who's that? Somebody's
at your door?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
They're telling me the foods here?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, well that's here, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, she's married to somebody that works here and I
know that.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Yeah, and she has kids.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, are you Von and Brett doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I can eliminate them. I can eliminate them.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
And here's where today gets likely the why.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, they should both be happy. They're not cheating on
their spouses.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
You're also guessing in sales, she said, wasn't sales?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh, it's in programming.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
No, she didn't say, she just said not sales.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I also wasn't asked that one yet?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, which one programming?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
What was the other one?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Sales or administrative? You can't say no to tell you?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Well, you can't say no to all of the above,
then your liar, she eliminated sales? Is it not sales?
What are you gonna tell me? Alice and Carlos are banging.
That's administrative.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're the only ones.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
It's they're not together anymore. So it's not the big
of a deal.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It is to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
But that's the first thing you think of when you
see either of them.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, I don't even see it.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Are they still friendly or did it add or did
it end poorly?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
They're friendly?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Are they in the building a lot? Or is it Jill?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That would be easy. Jill's only here part time. Is
Jill Kimpton dating somebody here? She's she in a previous
life she dated a co worker. I know that dated
Ronnie for all those years.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
I mean she did move back to the East coast,
so maybe.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
But not for Ronnie Elliot. I'm just a history, you're honor.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
There is as you know, there are two departments that
we need to mash up a person from each department.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh my god, Kristen, we all heard that.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Are they dating?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
We need to make sure they are though.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I would like to set that up. All right, all right,
very well, this sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, I don't know. Oh I'm mad at Kristin. I'm
not sitting by you on the plane. God damn it. Wow,
how about that? Will you text Diane who it is? Please?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yes,
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