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March 14, 2025 13 mins
Fast to the mend?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, I'm very dark. I'm very dark. I was angry yesterday.
Diane got to witness some of that yesterday. The was
I was I a dick? I don't think it was
without Merit didn't ask that question. I didn't think so.
Oh good, okay, Yeah, I haven't exploded in the office
in a why.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I mean, it seems as though the person who was
on the receiving end was a little bit taken back.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
What's the condition of the television set in the office.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Oh, I didn't hit anything? No, no, no, I didn't
hit any I didn't.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You didn't hit anything or any one person.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I didn't hit any objects. No, no, I didn't. I
didn't throw anything.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
No, no, I know you just screamed at him.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I normally so it was a man. Yes, that could help.
That could help.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, my I didn't. I didn't have my usual temper
to you know what. It's you know what? This is
what I hate about this.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Is wait, this is why you're on edge today.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No, I'm on edge today because I can't eat today.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh blood work, Yeah, three related to a spike in
pressure yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Dude, if they would have hooked me up to the
machine yesterday, i'd have a pacemaker inserted right now. The no, No,
I don't I have I have to get Uh, I
have a physical today.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
The uh so I didn't. I can't eat. So I had.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I had curry yesterday for dinner. Well you want you
want something hardy?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Right, Yeah, so I had. I had curry, Yes, chicken curry.
So that was good. That was really good.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Could have used a little bit more mushroom, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
The but yet, so I'll be on edge because I
can't eat by the time I finished my physical, and
it'll be like four thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So you're gonna be cranky today a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I've told you before. Some offices will not yeah, schedule
blood work that late, knowing you'll go so long without eating.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I read something online, though, don't they say that you
really only need to No?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Can I please? I just want to finish a sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yesterday started.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
No, it's called fasting blood work, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
But but I read some thing yesterday like I could
drink water and coffee right way?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, well please, that's the only way.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I think that water anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
No, I had a glass of water this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Wow, No, I had a glass of water, and then
I'll have a glass of water before I leave here
to go to the appointment, because they'll need a pee
sample his sample exactly, and I just don't want to
peek coffee into the thing, So I'll have a cup
of water before I leave the the No. No, oh,
So I read something that fasting blood work is really

(02:31):
five hours and.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
They don't trust you, so they give you the larger window.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, so what time is three? Well, I know what
time three is?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Now until ten?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, but I'm afraid to risk it.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, don't don't do that the Yeah, but I'm but.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm going to want to Why.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is the spot though on the forms or on the
computer screen? Everything is computer that you tell them whether
or not you were honest with the fasting. So I
do think they mark it because it can change your
blood work, even if it's within that much larger window
they give you.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, like what like there are people who have to
eat right, Like if I was on medication where you
have to eat, you have to eat right now.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I'm not on.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Medication, but those are the people that have to go
and get their blood draw done early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, Well, I can't do that early in the morning.
Although I'll tell you what I thought about not working today.
Oh I'm so angry yesterday, so angry.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Save us for next Friday.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
The no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
A week Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
The oh yeah, no, well that's fine, but no, I
don't want to be I don't want to be angry
next Friday talking about here. Oh yeah, no, okay, and
then I and I already know I'm gonna erupt again
later today.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
That's common.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
And then I'm gonna be on edge because I'll be angry,
So that'll be on top of it.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
They're gonna say, uh, do you have white coats? Syndrome
are a little high. But oftentimes if you get blood
work done and it's because you've gone in for something,
it's not an annual physical right. They know you haven't fasted,
but there may be something that they're looking for in particular,

(04:11):
so you can. Yes, fasting blood work is a thing,
and so is non fasting blood work.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Right, Well, I'm supposed to do fasting blood work.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I know you are, because it's an annual right. But
you can have blood work done without fasting. It's it's
definitely something they do.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, I know, but that's not what I'm doing. I
didn't get rushed in there because I'm septic.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Isn't the fasting primarily to see how your A one
C is?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Their diabetes is fine? Yeah, I say that, No since
my since well not mine.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I know some studies have shown curry makes a big spike.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, but like if you go back one of my
I'm down twenty pounds in two years. Right, No, it's fantastic.
Like I feel good. I plateaued out, which is fine.
So the you sound fine with it? The uh you
mentioned that all the time? Could it join me on
my bad bunny ride yesterday?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh? You said you were going to do one.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But but what's the what's the good news? Once I
get through, Once I get through four thirty.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Today, then.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's pie day. Oh yeah, yeah, it's pie day. I'm
having two pies today. Three.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Actually, I'm having three pies today. I'm having three pies, right, pizza, pie, chicken.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Pot pie, pizza and the although you know what, where
did this?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is what I'm going to research during the show today.
This will pick me up and put me in a
better mood. Is where was it? I know where it was?
I know where it was, but it was a daily special.
I wonder if it's back. I'll ask Martha Raddich the
Salt Line the other day.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Whatever. I don't know who she is.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I just know I'm competing with her to eat the
most food at Salt Line.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
They had a lot. I wonder why he's plateau.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Is it a never ending food competition?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
The No. No, they had a lobster pot pie.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, that sounds really good with the side of lobster
mac and cheese. Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
So I'm gonna have pizza pie. I'm gonna have some
kind of pot pie. And then for dessert blueberry pie.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
So those are my today's pie day. You got to
take advantage. And then what does that get me into
this weekend? Saint Patrick's Day? Oh yeah, this is a
great weekend. This is a really solid weekend.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
So you like the Saint Patrick's Day falls on Monday.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Uh no, but the I'd rather it fall like Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
But it's gonna beat nobody. I can't say nobody's gonna
go out on Monday. Obviously people will go out. However, However,
I like that you can kind of celebrate it all
through the weekend like places are doing like all weekend
Saint Patrick's Day, so it all wraps up nicely. So
I just have to I have to two goals, two

(06:52):
goals between now and four thirty, and I don't know
which order is more important. Don't eat, get fired. Those
are my two. Those are my two, Diane. I can
promise you what time will we get off today? Eleven fifteen?
Sometime between eleven fifteen and when I leave here to
go to the doctor, I will explode worse than I

(07:14):
did yesterday because I already know what's coming today.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
So is this the same target?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Or is this?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is this a meeting about what happened yesterday?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
All of the above?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You were summoned the say again, you were summoned.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh no, I summoned you summoned.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, I tried to be proactive about it.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh yes, Oh yeah, guys.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
And I'm talking to Kristen too. How bad did he
get the like? Kristen's got a smirk on her face, Diane.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Maybe Kristen wasn't in there when I lost When I
lost my ass, I told her about it. Oh, that
explains the smirk.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
What did you tell her. What did you tell her?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I told her that.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
How did you describe you missed?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
You missed a good explosion?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
And the us.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's not all you said? What did you say?

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I is that what I told you?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
That was it? You just said a good explosion, and
she was.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I kind of gave her the thumbnail, which is why
she came scampering down the hallway to get to get
the details. And then it ramped up again.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
It did. It did ramp up a second time. It'll
ramp up again today. It's going to go.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Is that because the person came back?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh, glutton for punishments sir?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, but will you say? Will you? Will you agree?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because I don't want to come off like a total
a hole? Right, I was not in the wrong.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
No, you don't think so. No, No, you were not,
thank you. Let's be emphatic.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
So you weren't.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It wasn't cryptic. It was clear what you were not happy.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I mean, I was trying when it first started.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I was trying to pretend that I was listening to
something on my headphone and I wasn't you you have
killed that audio minutes before and then and then just
to be safe.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
I took the one side.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Off, okay, so you wouldn't think you were gonna hear
in case, In case, the yelling was muffled.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Couldn't have yelled louder and you thought, well, I can't hear.
You could have been listening to something and you were
gonna hear. Can I say this though I'm not a
total dick like? It doesn't It was. It was like
sometimes I flip my lid right, sometimes sometimes it go,
sometimes it go, but sometimes.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
You have to do it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And that's why I asked. Sometimes, like out in the pit,
because there's so many people, you're almost talking in code,
right where only the party, usually Dustin knows what's being discussed.
It's it's it's almost like a secret, like a secret
dance you're having, right, because you don't want everyone involved
in the hostility.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
But again Diana is saying, you may not always be
and she was naughty. You may not always be a dick.
Yesterday I was. You may have been a dick yesterday.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, you were a dick, but you weren't wrong.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I wasn't wrong, right, And that's the one part that
I like to make sure of you.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Did you keep it professional.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
No, wait, what do you mean? Did I keep it professional?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You make it personal?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, I never insulted somebody's intelligence.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
There were there were inferences like like it wasn't like
you know, black and white, but there was there was
a subtext.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
But you know what, you know what though? No, and
I do have that problem.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
No, no, because no, like remember when I got into
it with Copigy over the third rail situation, which again
I was right in I was right about that, but
then I had to I brought in school shootings like
not needed. And then who was the sales manager that
I lost it on? And then I in the in
the This was bad because in the middle of the
entire office, in a very very loud told I told

(10:58):
him I don't give an f about you or your feelings.
So like that was that was also bad? The oh
who was that? Oh Danny Krapnik. Yeah, when when he
followed me down the hall and was like, I don't
the way you're speaking to me hurts my feelings, and
in front of everybody that works for him, at the
top of my lungs, they heard me in California ice

(11:20):
s creamed, I don't care. I don't effing care about
you or your effing feelings. But I wasn't wrong.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I wasn't wrong. That's the one part I like to
be good about.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
There's that like unrevealing nature of your TIFFs in public.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
People were like, well, what does he mean?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
He doesn't care about his feelings?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
But what do we learn? What is the one thing
we learn in hockey? What is the one thing? What
is the one thing we learn in hockey? You always
you take the license plate number.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
You mean, like, tuck that away in your memory.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Don't forget that exactly exactly, And when it's time to
get your pound of flesh, it's time to get your pound.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
A flash the so on.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Edge, because this person from yesterday could strike today.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No he's not going to strike me. No he's not gonna.
If anything, he'll avoid me today. Don't worry.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I'll find you.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
But the next time, maybe he he comes forth and
needs something. You're going to bring this up, even if
it's forty years down the road.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It could It could be. I'll wake I'll open my
eyes on my deathbed. I will pull a catheter out
of my pain to get that done. All right, But
I do, but I do want to be in a
good mood today I do want to No no, I
good luck. I will be angry, no no. But the
one beauty is that I get to do the show.

(12:44):
This is my happy place. This is my happy place.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
No point. Will you be called out during a commercial break?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
No no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I may go fight with somebody during a commercial break,
and then can I can I apologize for one thing though,
and I know he won't hear it, But if my
younger one is by any chance up in a frat
house and listening at Miami Ohio, I did take it
out on you yesterday too,
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