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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On their back or on their stomach. Is ninety has
to be ninety nine percent of women, if not more. Okay,
standing up, they said, is a complete game changer. It
should be done, they do seriously. It says standing while
masturbating is having a moment, and apparently it's become very trendy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
How so to give it a try in the middle
of the room, what do you mean you stand wherever
you want?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, it's different.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I feel like if you're standing against the wall.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh, I mean for balance, maybe not so much batter
to kind of hoist yourself, but just for for leaning
in or leaning backwards. Yeah, I mean, listen if you
want to What does it matter? Where am I going?
Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Fully? Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Are you saying like you're standing at attention?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I read about a woman who stood on her tippy
toes the whole time and people were like, girl, ain't
you got a cramp? She's Barbie Line three, Hi Elliet
in the morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hi. Who's this.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Mis Shannon Shannon?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And where are you calling me from?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Can be in head Maryland?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
The oh very good ay, Shannon? If you are you
part of this new trend that's taking off.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I've been doing this for a very long time, so
I wouldn't consider it a trend.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wait, so you've been standing to masturbate that long?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Absolutely, do tell the best place to do that would
be the shower.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh can I ask you this? So they do bring
up one of the things that I was reading. They said,
it's a good starting place is in the shower. Do
you have one of them such and cup jobbies?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I do not, but it's great if you just prop
the leg up on that side of the tub, you know, for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Balanced and yeah, great, right, no, because they did point
out I'm glad you said that they did pull out
using the shower. Now, they did say whether it's whether
it is toy or sons toy. That the that I
don't know what it's called, but you can put that
suction thing on the wall and then that the the
the vibrator or the build whatever you want to call it,
(02:16):
is mounted and you can kind of work your way
around that. But you're telling me, you go sons toy.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah. I do have toys, but just don't generally use
them in the shower.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now, let me ask you this. Outside of the shower,
are you ever standing? Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're like a you're like a unicorn.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I didn't realize not many women did that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, no, and they said, I mean I feel like
that number is growing. And they did say it's having
a moment. What they don't say is why is it
having a moment.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I was gonna say, did it papapa and like a
like a streaming shower or something.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They didn't say, I know it's not in a in
primeval now, I know it's not in there, but the
but yeah, I don't know. I don't know why it's
having a moment. They don't address it. But they said that,
and Shannon, maybe you'll know. They said the intensity is
through the roof.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
It is.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It does increase the intensity of.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The organic no kidding, no kidding, excellent excellence.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
The science behind.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That, Shannon, what's the what? Tyler wants to know what
the science is.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I am just assuming that it's kind of a tensing
of muscles. You're using more muscles or more of your
body is kind of engaged versus when you're.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Laying down, you know what. That makes sense. That makes
sense to me.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They also said that there's something about a thank you Shannon,
thank you. They said there's something about Oh I should
have asked her about cramps. They said, there's also something
about knowing that you're doing something a little bit different.
Like they talked to this one woman and she was like,
not only do I like it and is it a
lot more intense?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But then, like she said, when I get like she
was on an.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Airplane, not masturbating, but she got on an airplane, that's good.
And when she got on the airplane, she looked around
she said, I bet I'm the only one on this
flight that stands to masturbate.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And that gave her this feeling of like, look at me, go.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, it's it's almost like being a it's not a
risk taker, but but somebody who's uh first to a
trend because you said it's it's slowly but surely this moment.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, And again I wish they said why or where
they think it comes from?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And I don't know the answer to that. Am I
going to line four?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What I was I will say in my head, I
was only picturing no toys, Like I wasn't even thinking
about vibrators or dildos. I was I was thinking the
standing was just and I understand you're talking about a
shower where you can mount something. But when I picture
someone in the middle of the room, they're just all
by their lonesome.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The one girl that was up on her tippy toes,
she was all mono, he mono.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I feel like it could be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And you joked about a cramp, but if you got lightheaded,
you could lose your orientation and maybe fall.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They do say that you need to be careful with
ballads that you do well yeah, no, no, because like
Shannon told you, they could be very intense. While standing
that it could be very intense, so there could be
a little bit of like whoa hey now.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And then that's how you're found.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh boy, well, I guess she just fell and hit
her head.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm doing what she loves.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Line four, Hi elliot in the morning, I hear you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh hi, how are you well?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I'm so sorry. This is Jess, Hi, Joe and Richmond.
I just want to say that the only time I'm
masurby standing up is when I'm using the shower head.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The Oh okay, so you're okay, I understand that. I
understand that, so you'll kind.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Of I'm a toy girly the right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hey, let me ask you this. Do you but outside
of the shower, never standing up?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Sometimes it's usually with my partner though, so he like
it's like a helping masterday kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I understand, I understand, elliot.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You can do a lot of that in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Then wait till you see what I do to that
room the the Okay, so outside of the shower, yes,
but only if you're only if your partner.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Is involved, yeah, because sometimes he just doesn't do it right,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah? No, I understand that. I understand that. Can I
ask you this?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Do you agree? It is far more intense standing? Is
it really?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Yeah? I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because
all your nerves are like stretched out. You're standing up
instead of like scrunched up in a ball trying to
flick the being.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You know, right by the way that got that's no,
because that's right here in the article.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Say it, that's right here in the article. And what
source is this?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
The depressor Reuters that you're reading from.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Let me hear it. Where are you reading from?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wohpo? The Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no, I don't I don't know if that got
the rough the no no, but they say that. Can
I ask you this? Do you ever do you ever
feel lightheaded or crampy? Not crampy like likely, but like
leg cramps.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yes, yeah, it's like it's wobbly, you're afraid you're gonna
fall for a second.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is that part of the excitement.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I think it is for some women, But I also
think it depends on how sensitives the glitter it is
is because each woman is different, so it depends on
how they orgasm. Is it just from clit touching or
is it from insertion as well?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
By the way, all of that's fine. All the what
are you elliotating me? All of that is fine.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
All of that is education. It's okay, yes, no, all of.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That is Jess FCC squeakly. Absolutely yeah. The first phrase
maybe not, but you know the rest has been completely fine.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
And yes, Anal, you're gonna ask that question.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I wasn't, but I'm happy to know I had assumed.
All right, very good, very good, happy, say Patrick's dad.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So is she getting to I'm reading here that this
may unlock other interests and desires. When she talked about
involving the boyfriend, is that kind of what they're pointing
to in this article, Oh that it could lead to
other things Like when I first read that, I was like, well,
what the hell is this? Standing up and masturbating going
(09:28):
to lend itself to.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The way your muscles are clen I'm reading the way
your muscles are clenched when you stand up may intensify
or change sensations. Plus, doing this may unlock other interests
and desire.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
If you enjoy masturbating while standing, you may be more
interested in standing, pardon me, in standing partnered sex.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Positions kind of what she said. There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You will know your body and what angles, positions, and
types of touch work for you best that way, So
it's also very educational.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Got another touch type.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Additionally, the standing position may also help you reach erogenis
zones you may have otherwise neglected. For example, lying down
may require you to focus exclusively on but when you
stand up, you can spend more time on other areas
(10:25):
you may not touch otherwise, for example, your thighs, your neck,
your nipples.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Thighs, Say again, your thighs.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You said that ain't a orog in his zone?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Why you're rubbing yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, no, I'm just trying to see like, no, no, like,
because I'm trying to imagine there has there ever been
a time where I am mid masturbation and been like, oh,
you know what, let me just rub my thighs for
a moment. Uh No, you've never grabbed your inner thigh.
Let go and then grab thigh I'm clarifying. No, Now,
(11:03):
let's try it with a partner possession.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You grab your thighs, I'll figure out your touch type.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
While standing definitely has its perks.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You should masturbate in whatever way is best for you, obviously, obviously.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Though it's having a moment a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's always fun exploring something new, and if it doesn't
do it for you, don't.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do it anymore. Duh, Well that makes total sense. Line one.
Thank you, Kristen hi Ellie in the morning. Okay, so
about ten years ago, I used to work at a
jail and we used to have to call the showers
the baby bank, and no one ever wanted to clean
them for that reason. Oh that's an excellent point.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That is that is an excellent excellent point.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You told us a couple weeks ago that this is
like the concern their storm.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah in college.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, no, that's why you wear shower shoes because
of sperm and because of vomit.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, those are the two reasons.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I never once thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And then when I remember, I messaged my friends and
they were like, yeah, that was something we did, although
things they had. It did something at Georgetown the running
of the Gingers for Saint Patrick's Day, which was not
a tradition when I went there, just a bunch of
redheads running Kristen things. It's hysterical, but this the crowd
(12:34):
was insane.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Wait. So it's just a bunch of redheads running.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That are allowed to participate. But someone's shoe came off.
So the second half of the pack.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
All they all each other.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, it's like the it's it's like the Tour de
France or when the people are running down the build.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yes, and this one, this one kid, I don't know
if he's still in the hospital. He he basically score
be ends over himself. Well you're gonna see it right
about there. It is Oh wow, that goes his neck, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And you notice they're all redheaded.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The yeah, wait, so this didn't take place when you
were there. No, this is a great event. Whoops.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Apparently Saint Patrick's Day has become now a blowout party
for campus.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, green Beard Day, which but this wasn't a tradition.
Oh that's yeah, that's all right. He didn't feel it. Fine,
he didn't feel it. He's totally fine. That's awesome. That's
great line too, real.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Quick, Hi, Ellie of the morning Elliott, Yes, sir, Hey,
this is Tony. Okay, Tony, what great insight are you
gonna have? Listen?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think you should have Diane and the women in
the office tonight do an experiment and get back to
us tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know what I'm gonna ask around. Let me start
with Jen out in the Pitts.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
See how it goes. Start with Alice
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Hr, see how that goes.
On their back or on their stomach. Is ninety has
to be ninety nine percent of women, if not more. Okay,
standing up, they said, is a complete game changer. It
should be done, they do seriously. It says standing while
masturbating is having a moment, and apparently it's become very trendy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
How so to give it a try in the middle
of the room, what do you mean you stand wherever
you want?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, it's different.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I feel like if you're standing against the wall.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh, I mean for balance, maybe not so much batter
to kind of hoist yourself, but just for for leaning
in or leaning backwards. Yeah, I mean, listen if you
want to What does it matter? Where am I going?
Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Fully? Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Are you saying like you're standing at attention?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I read about a woman who stood on her tippy
toes the whole time and people were like, girl, ain't
you got a cramp? She's Barbie Line three, Hi Elliet
in the morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hi. Who's this.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Mis Shannon Shannon?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And where are you calling me from?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Can be in head Maryland?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
The oh very good ay, Shannon? If you are you
part of this new trend that's taking off.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I've been doing this for a very long time, so
I wouldn't consider it a trend.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wait, so you've been standing to masturbate that long?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Absolutely, do tell the best place to do that would
be the shower.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh can I ask you this? So they do bring
up one of the things that I was reading. They said,
it's a good starting place is in the shower. Do
you have one of them such and cup jobbies?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I do not, but it's great if you just prop
the leg up on that side of the tub, you know, for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Balanced and yeah, great, right, no, because they did point
out I'm glad you said that they did pull out
using the shower. Now, they did say whether it's whether
it is toy or sons toy. That the that I
don't know what it's called, but you can put that
suction thing on the wall and then that the the
the vibrator or the build whatever you want to call it,
(02:16):
is mounted and you can kind of work your way
around that. But you're telling me, you go sons toy.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah. I do have toys, but just don't generally use
them in the shower.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now, let me ask you this. Outside of the shower,
are you ever standing? Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're like a you're like a unicorn.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I didn't realize not many women did that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, no, and they said, I mean I feel like
that number is growing. And they did say it's having
a moment. What they don't say is why is it
having a moment.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I was gonna say, did it papapa and like a
like a streaming shower or something.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They didn't say, I know it's not in a in
primeval now, I know it's not in there, but the
but yeah, I don't know. I don't know why it's
having a moment. They don't address it. But they said that,
and Shannon, maybe you'll know. They said the intensity is
through the roof.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
It is.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It does increase the intensity of.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The organic no kidding, no kidding, excellent excellence.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
The science behind.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That, Shannon, what's the what? Tyler wants to know what
the science is.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I am just assuming that it's kind of a tensing
of muscles. You're using more muscles or more of your
body is kind of engaged versus when you're.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Laying down, you know what. That makes sense. That makes
sense to me.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They also said that there's something about a thank you Shannon,
thank you. They said there's something about Oh I should
have asked her about cramps. They said, there's also something
about knowing that you're doing something a little bit different.
Like they talked to this one woman and she was like,
not only do I like it and is it a
lot more intense?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But then, like she said, when I get like she
was on an.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Airplane, not masturbating, but she got on an airplane, that's good.
And when she got on the airplane, she looked around
she said, I bet I'm the only one on this
flight that stands to masturbate.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And that gave her this feeling of like, look at me, go.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, it's it's almost like being a it's not a
risk taker, but but somebody who's uh first to a
trend because you said it's it's slowly but surely this moment.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, And again I wish they said why or where
they think it comes from?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And I don't know the answer to that. Am I
going to line four?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What I was I will say in my head, I
was only picturing no toys, Like I wasn't even thinking
about vibrators or dildos. I was I was thinking the
standing was just and I understand you're talking about a
shower where you can mount something. But when I picture
someone in the middle of the room, they're just all
by their lonesome.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The one girl that was up on her tippy toes,
she was all mono, he mono.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I feel like it could be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And you joked about a cramp, but if you got lightheaded,
you could lose your orientation and maybe fall.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They do say that you need to be careful with
ballads that you do well yeah, no, no, because like
Shannon told you, they could be very intense. While standing
that it could be very intense, so there could be
a little bit of like whoa hey now.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And then that's how you're found.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh boy, well, I guess she just fell and hit
her head.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm doing what she loves.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Line four, Hi elliot in the morning, I hear you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh hi, how are you well?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I'm so sorry. This is Jess, Hi, Joe and Richmond.
I just want to say that the only time I'm
masurby standing up is when I'm using the shower head.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The Oh okay, so you're okay, I understand that. I
understand that, so you'll kind.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Of I'm a toy girly the right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hey, let me ask you this. Do you but outside
of the shower, never standing up?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Sometimes it's usually with my partner though, so he like
it's like a helping masterday kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I understand, I understand, elliot.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You can do a lot of that in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Then wait till you see what I do to that
room the the Okay, so outside of the shower, yes,
but only if you're only if your partner.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Is involved, yeah, because sometimes he just doesn't do it right,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah? No, I understand that. I understand that. Can I
ask you this?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Do you agree? It is far more intense standing? Is
it really?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Yeah? I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because
all your nerves are like stretched out. You're standing up
instead of like scrunched up in a ball trying to
flick the being.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You know, right by the way that got that's no,
because that's right here in the article.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Say it, that's right here in the article. And what
source is this?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
The depressor Reuters that you're reading from.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Let me hear it. Where are you reading from?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wohpo? The Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no, I don't I don't know if that got
the rough the no no, but they say that. Can
I ask you this? Do you ever do you ever
feel lightheaded or crampy? Not crampy like likely, but like
leg cramps.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yes, yeah, it's like it's wobbly, you're afraid you're gonna
fall for a second.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is that part of the excitement.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I think it is for some women, But I also
think it depends on how sensitives the glitter it is
is because each woman is different, so it depends on
how they orgasm. Is it just from clit touching or
is it from insertion as well?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
By the way, all of that's fine. All the what
are you elliotating me? All of that is fine.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
All of that is education. It's okay, yes, no, all of.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That is Jess FCC squeakly. Absolutely yeah. The first phrase
maybe not, but you know the rest has been completely fine.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
And yes, Anal, you're gonna ask that question.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I wasn't, but I'm happy to know I had assumed.
All right, very good, very good, happy, say Patrick's dad.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So is she getting to I'm reading here that this
may unlock other interests and desires. When she talked about
involving the boyfriend, is that kind of what they're pointing
to in this article, Oh that it could lead to
other things Like when I first read that, I was like, well,
what the hell is this? Standing up and masturbating going
(09:28):
to lend itself to.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The way your muscles are clen I'm reading the way
your muscles are clenched when you stand up may intensify
or change sensations. Plus, doing this may unlock other interests
and desire.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
If you enjoy masturbating while standing, you may be more
interested in standing, pardon me, in standing partnered sex.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Positions kind of what she said. There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You will know your body and what angles, positions, and
types of touch work for you best that way, So
it's also very educational.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Got another touch type.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Additionally, the standing position may also help you reach erogenis
zones you may have otherwise neglected. For example, lying down
may require you to focus exclusively on but when you
stand up, you can spend more time on other areas
(10:25):
you may not touch otherwise, for example, your thighs, your neck,
your nipples.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Thighs, Say again, your thighs.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You said that ain't a orog in his zone?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Why you're rubbing yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, no, I'm just trying to see like, no, no, like,
because I'm trying to imagine there has there ever been
a time where I am mid masturbation and been like, oh,
you know what, let me just rub my thighs for
a moment. Uh No, you've never grabbed your inner thigh.
Let go and then grab thigh I'm clarifying. No, Now,
(11:03):
let's try it with a partner possession.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You grab your thighs, I'll figure out your touch type.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
While standing definitely has its perks.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You should masturbate in whatever way is best for you, obviously, obviously.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Though it's having a moment a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's always fun exploring something new, and if it doesn't
do it for you, don't.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do it anymore. Duh, Well that makes total sense. Line one.
Thank you, Kristen hi Ellie in the morning. Okay, so
about ten years ago, I used to work at a
jail and we used to have to call the showers
the baby bank, and no one ever wanted to clean
them for that reason. Oh that's an excellent point.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That is that is an excellent excellent point.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You told us a couple weeks ago that this is
like the concern their storm.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah in college.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, no, that's why you wear shower shoes because
of sperm and because of vomit.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, those are the two reasons.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I never once thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And then when I remember, I messaged my friends and
they were like, yeah, that was something we did, although
things they had. It did something at Georgetown the running
of the Gingers for Saint Patrick's Day, which was not
a tradition when I went there, just a bunch of
redheads running Kristen things. It's hysterical, but this the crowd
(12:34):
was insane.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Wait. So it's just a bunch of redheads running.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That are allowed to participate. But someone's shoe came off.
So the second half of the pack.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
All they all each other.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, it's like the it's it's like the Tour de
France or when the people are running down the build.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yes, and this one, this one kid, I don't know
if he's still in the hospital. He he basically score
be ends over himself. Well you're gonna see it right
about there. It is Oh wow, that goes his neck, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And you notice they're all redheaded.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The yeah, wait, so this didn't take place when you
were there. No, this is a great event. Whoops.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Apparently Saint Patrick's Day has become now a blowout party
for campus.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, green Beard Day, which but this wasn't a tradition.
Oh that's yeah, that's all right. He didn't feel it. Fine,
he didn't feel it. He's totally fine. That's awesome. That's
great line too, real.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Quick, Hi, Ellie of the morning Elliott, Yes, sir, Hey,
this is Tony. Okay, Tony, what great insight are you
gonna have? Listen?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think you should have Diane and the women in
the office tonight do an experiment and get back to
us tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know what I'm gonna ask around. Let me start
with Jen out in the Pitts.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
See how it goes. Start with Alice
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Hr, see how that goes.
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