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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm glad that you're going to get to experience Vegas
for the first time. Every trip there is like experiencing
it for the first time, because God knows anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Like, but when you think about when you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Think about going to Vegas and you said you've never
been before, and I love that this will be your
first time, do you live with this fear that you're
not going to fit in in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I heard it gets weird, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well about it. See, I like that attitude. I love
that attitude.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh and it gets weird, like it gets weird and
then it gets real vegacy. But that is the That's
what I love about Vegas. It could be as weird
or not weird as you want it to be. It
could be as decadent or not decadent as you want
it to be. It could be as who was I
asking was it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Or the day before?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like do we have any listeners that don't make it
back on the plane?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You were wondering that, Yeah, like are there anywhere? It's
like wow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So Saturday night, I remember seeing Chryser. I remember going
out afterwards and I was like, I'll just go home
and shower and then I'll go to the airport.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I got home, I was like, I'll lay down
for two seconds and then you don't wake up. And
I know people that have done that. People and I.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Won't say his name, but I know someone who did
that somewhat recently. I'd learned the story recently who you
would look at on TV and go he seems very
well put together. It's not Alan May now, but it
seems very well put together. And then you were like,
holy crap, you got so drunk you slept through your
flight in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I haven't had a drink since January fourth, so this
is gonna be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Ut don't stand by me because I know I'm gonna
push it on you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, I'm planned to have one.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It's not like I had a problem.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I just wanted to challenge myself. Oh the way happened.
I wasn't asking because.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I cared why you've made your point.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm going to Vegas. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Here's why I ask Here's.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Why I asked out getting back in the game. Yes,
for his little personal challenge, because you do wonder. You're like, well,
I can keep going, but I need a reason to
pick up a cocktail again. And boy did he get one?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, pick up two? Absolutely, Here's why I ask. Yeah,
And I hope I'm not. I hope I am not. Oh,
do somebody want to answer a trivia question real quick
about Vegas? What happened ninety four years ago today? What
happened ninety four years ago today? That makes it nineteen
(02:42):
thirty one, Nevada Governor Fred B. Ballzer signed a measure
that made the state the first to legalize gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were there on anniversary weekend? Hell yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The I may be the only one celebrating that, but
I'm gonna say, you know what, it's been ninety four years.
Let's party. Tyler is afraid, and don't be upset with me.
Tyler is afraid because it was it wasn't on the air,
But it also wasn't not for air. That he's afraid,
like because now it's here right like now, it's like
(03:18):
now you've arrived, Like you're moments away from getting on
a plane. I mean, we're working tomorrow, We're I'm working
on Friday. I mean I'm working on making millions. But
like two weeks ago, when we announced it, it was
two weeks away. Like a lot happens in two weeks,
and it's not like two weeks ago as the first
(03:39):
that you guys knew that this was going to come together.
So we've known for a little bit and now you're there.
You're on the doorstep someone I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Have to name names. You just said it was Tyler.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Tyanne, let it go. People forget is very very
worried that what did you say? You're not gonna fit.
You're not going to fit into the scene. I just
won't find my footing.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What do you mean find your footing?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like cause you're gonna drunk? No, no meaning, Like when
I went shopping for clothes, just a lot of swings
and misses. I feel like may happen come this weekend.
But like, what are you worried about swinging and missing?
That your crew neck is too deep?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh sorry, your V your v neck is too deep?
Understand what that means? Where I and And it's all
based on assumption. Has it's never been so it's not
it's not fair right to think this. And we've learned
so much, whether it was hints and tips people have
given us or stories they told yesterday. But it's like
I feel as if I may be in the casino
(04:46):
with you and it's like I just didn't match the
vibe right, or I may then.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Wait, you didn't match the vibe right with your clothing,
well my presence, Oh okay, And then I feel like,
because I just for the most part learn where sportsbook
was yesterday, I may show up and it's like I
I'm not getting this my groove.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm not getting into the groove of this.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
And then it's like carrying ten dollars as much as
you can on every single shot during a basketball game.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But then go to Emmetts and that person that's social
media influencer that reposted had the whole tour of it,
and I feel like, Okay, it's a restaurant. And then
you see it and you're like, Dad, this is more
than a restaurant. I mean it is a yes, I
mean it is. Yeah. So it's like, but you know
the chef, I understand that, and you know, we know
(05:43):
Bert and we know the people from bet MGM. But
it's just a matter of like wanting to fit in,
which is obviously a fear that people have their whole lives.
But because Vegas is a little scary too. It's just
it's really it was. It was below the surface the
(06:03):
last two weeks and yesterday when I was at the beauty.
When I was looking at my luggs yesterday trying to
decide which bag I was bringing, it was sort of like, Wow,
this that the time is now.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Bring the bigger bag because you're gonna need it for
the cash.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm not you know, I'm not gonna gamble. I'm not
worried about gambling. It's and not worried about not knowing.
How can I ask you this though? Why aren't you
going to gamble? I said, no interest in it? Because
you think it's stupid. No, people obviously have seek and
some derive great pleasure from you.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, my wife thinks it's stupid. My wife hates gambling.
My wife thinks it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
She includes slots in that. Yes, yeah, some people think
they're different. I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, slots isn't gambling, Scott slots is waste of money,
sorry Danny Hamlin, but yeah, no, like.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Jackie, Jackie hates it. I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't like gambling. If Jackie's around, because she is
a wet blanket.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh you lost, you lost. Oh well, there goes fifty dollars.
I'm like, oh my god, please.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I won't do table games, but I'll definitely.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Play the slots waste your own money buffalo, and I'll
cheer for you. Diane, I won't be seeing.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I think I won like a couple hundred dollars when
I was there the last time. Get a Girl, Yeah,
slot machine, I walked that right over to the craps table.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Diane. We know you don't then consider how much you
put in. Oh I lost it. I lost nine was
not a car. But so you've described Vegas over these
last two weeks as having something for everybody, everybody, And
that's why that's why I don't. I can't get my
finger on the pulse that's right for me now, having
(07:44):
that pitch perfect persona. Wow, what do you care not
about singing? Because I want to. I don't want to
feel like I'm I'm I'm just not flowing with like.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Three blocks down the strip. You're gonna be like, who cares?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, But here's what I was, thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Who is who? Who?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Who's like Sidney Sweeney? Right, I'm just gonna use her
as an example, right, no, okay, let me finish, Let
me finish Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Like I'm trying to think of somebody who's somebody thinking
all agree the.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, but somebody we can all agree is like a skinny, attractive, beautiful,
rich person, right, Sidney Sweeney rich in character, she makes
a lot of money. But anyway, Sidney Sweeney fits in
in Vegas, and so does fat poor thick woman she
(08:44):
fits in also, and both of them have a place there.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But because they've found their place, so but but but
and everybody in between is also their their place. Like
fat woman knows she's not Sidney Sweeney. Like she looks,
she goes to look at Sydney and go, we look
a lot of light. She knows she'd a been fat woman.
But she fits in there. And that's what you keep
telling me. And that's what makes me maybe even more nervous,
(09:08):
because there's pressure. There's no pressure. I don't feel like
I'm in a groove with the city, and i've and
I've found my space. Then it's like, but Elliott kept
telling me it was so easy to fit in.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
You found your space in New Orleans. But we've also
been to New Orleans five times that's true. So it's
I when we go back now, it feels like the
old neighborhood. Wait, we've been to New Orleans five times?
Has it been four times? With the show?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And I went first there made the scars. I've been
there more than that Elliott you count a trip from
the eighties? Was I there? That's Dane's been the Vegas
more recently. You're Nola Cherry had come back. I have
two cherries. Oh you want that on the slot machine? Right?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I have it in my front butt and my back button.
One more cherry and we win ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But even and that's the thing too, like even when
we were watching Hamlin play the Buffalo game, like just
there's so much on that screen. It's it's overwhelming. And
I feel like that's a great metaphor.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Veasas Vegas is overwhelming, Vegas is and I don't that
is accurate.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Vegas is over sleep.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Well, because you're you're going to be like mentally tired.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't want that to get the best of me.
It won't the over stimulation. No, I'm worry more about
like the drink.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's why you drink.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But I there's so much to see you. Drinking is
not something that is a priority this weekend for me.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, well so far you're your two not priority. I
was gonna say so Tyler doesn't want to gamble or drink,
so okay, go watch Circa so let no.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But that's no. I still want to see just the
sights and sounds of the strip.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh yeah, but we're getting much better with a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah. Is it is all a Vegas open container? I
have never seen a person hide a drink behind Okay,
I didn't know. I knew, I new parts were I
didn't know if it was all.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If you're asking me to cite the law, I don't
know what it is. But I can tell you I
have walked everywhere drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I do think that, like when we get to like Binions,
I do think that you have to pour it into
a cup, and so they have cups sitting right at
the like.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Like there's no door.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like it's open twenty four hours a day, seven.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Days a week. There is no door. Now you talk
about getting debinions, obviously we need to get a ride
to Binions. You guys have open containers in a car.
People throw up in those cars. Just be cool.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It is that is I will give you that it
is over stimulating, but in a good way. No, no, no,
I mean that positively, Like like sometimes you could walk
into if I walked into.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What's a place that I've never been.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
If I walked into the world's large, just most compact library.
If I walked in and I'd be like, oh my god,
this is overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Look how many books there are.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I wouldn't look at that and go like oh, I
would walk You'd be like, this is horrible.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
You should have mentioned pizza. Come on, man now instead
of a library.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Start going and then bright lights at every.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Angle right, and then people like and then screaming dude.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
You can vaguely hear pitbull in the background.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In on the strip, you'll hear music coming out of
every car, every car.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So there are a lot of people that like to
show off their wheels. You know what you fit in? See,
I gotta think of a better way to phrase that.
Where am I going? Line five? Hi Elliet at the morning?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey Elliott. Yes, I want to tell Tyler that he
shouldn't worry about Vegas. Vegas is like the best place
in the world unless he's homish, because then you know,
it's like, oh, he's scared, but you're gonna have to
rind him up because it's gonna be run Springer for him.
He's gonna go crazy. He's gonna be different for him.
He's gonna work up the people on the side of
(13:19):
the street with the business cards.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yea, yeah, yeah, strip
clubs slapping those in his face.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
You know, don't ruin it for him. Just let don't
ruin it for him. No, No, it's business cards, all.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Right, Very good, very good, Thank you sir, Thank you.
And I certainly don't want to be taking advantage of
Oh why would you be taking advantage? And I don't
mean I understand it's an expensive city. I don't mean like,
oh a cost more too. I'm paying five thousand dollars
for that. No, no treasure free. Oh but I'm not
going to drink this weekend. I got where's my tea? Oh?
(13:57):
He was clearly referencing some sort of a swindle. No,
it's not. It's an invitation, is what it is. For
what strip clubs? Oh, I don't do those. I know
I'll take yours.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's just to get you in but they like like
they're they're not aggressed.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't like being pestered. They're not going to pester you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Imagine this is a card, right, like a like a
business card, and it's for it's for it's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
For give me the it's for crotch Dusters or something. Right, So, well,
I don't want you going.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't want you going to Jimmy's or aren't you
going to crotch Dusters.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
So while you're walking down the strip, I'll be like,
and then you get smack smack right in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, yeah, well they wanted it rude not to take.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Say again, they're they're like shunned all day every day.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Just keep walking.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You'll be the only one who has walked by and
not taking that card.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
They know what they're getting. Okay, Yeah, now it's rude
not to go because we are what I'm getting, That's
what I'm saying, and over stimulated by the information. I
can't imagine being there. It's going to be like you
might need a cocktail. Take the edge of Elf in
New York City. I remember he takes all the flyers.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Line three, Hi elliot the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, hi, real quick. What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Absolutely? First of all, I just want to say, you
guys are freaking Tyler out.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Why I don't do anything I tried to be.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I tried to be so accommodating that there's something for everybody,
and you're one.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Correct, And Las Vegas at its core is like any
other tourist town. I grew up there, but downtown Vegas.
Tyler wears something nice for the dinner. If you want
to wear something business casual for the meat and greet,
do that. Do not worry about your wardrobe because if
you worry too much, you will be so more overdressed
than anyone else in the entire city.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, I am going to be with Elliott, so I
don't know spring break hello Tennys. Yes, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Will be there at the same time as you all,
unfortunately for a more somber reason. But I will be
thinking of you all, So I hope that you have
a ton of fun.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, why are you such a downer?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What can I what?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I'm not trying to be.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That's why I didn't try to win the ticket my mom.
I'm going to say goodbye to my mom, so I
will be there at the same time as you, guys,
and I will be thinking of you and I hope
you have an amazing time down the road.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Has she has she like? Is this the few has
she already passed? Or like you're going to say like
your last.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No, I'm going to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, hey, when last night?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
If she wants to come out, I'll talk to Bird,
I'll get her a ticket.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And just wheeler in.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Sharon, he's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Mom, take your shirt off. She goes look at you like.
She's shy though most of the time, but it would
be good.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Can you send her Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, she's sitting naked front rowan she died doing what
she loved. All right, Well, listen, I'm sorry that you're
there for for a somber reason.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
But seriously, Tyler, don't freak out too much. You're gonna
have a blast. It's very low key. Legis you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
She's talking. I'm going with her. Yes, and where's Tyler? Sharon?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
And you know what, you guys, just give a toast
when you're there.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
All right, consider it done.
I'm glad that you're going to get to experience Vegas
for the first time. Every trip there is like experiencing
it for the first time, because God knows anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Like, but when you think about when you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Think about going to Vegas and you said you've never
been before, and I love that this will be your
first time, do you live with this fear that you're
not going to fit in in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I heard it gets weird, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well about it. See, I like that attitude. I love
that attitude.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh and it gets weird, like it gets weird and
then it gets real vegacy. But that is the That's
what I love about Vegas. It could be as weird
or not weird as you want it to be. It
could be as decadent or not decadent as you want
it to be. It could be as who was I
asking was it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Or the day before?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like do we have any listeners that don't make it
back on the plane?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You were wondering that, Yeah, like are there anywhere? It's
like wow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So Saturday night, I remember seeing Chryser. I remember going
out afterwards and I was like, I'll just go home
and shower and then I'll go to the airport.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I got home, I was like, I'll lay down
for two seconds and then you don't wake up. And
I know people that have done that. People and I.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Won't say his name, but I know someone who did
that somewhat recently. I'd learned the story recently who you
would look at on TV and go he seems very
well put together. It's not Alan May now, but it
seems very well put together. And then you were like,
holy crap, you got so drunk you slept through your
flight in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I haven't had a drink since January fourth, so this
is gonna be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Ut don't stand by me because I know I'm gonna
push it on you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, I'm planned to have one.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It's not like I had a problem.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I just wanted to challenge myself. Oh the way happened.
I wasn't asking because.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I cared why you've made your point.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm going to Vegas. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Here's why I ask Here's.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Why I asked out getting back in the game. Yes,
for his little personal challenge, because you do wonder. You're like, well,
I can keep going, but I need a reason to
pick up a cocktail again. And boy did he get one?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, pick up two? Absolutely, Here's why I ask. Yeah,
And I hope I'm not. I hope I am not. Oh,
do somebody want to answer a trivia question real quick
about Vegas? What happened ninety four years ago today? What
happened ninety four years ago today? That makes it nineteen
(02:42):
thirty one, Nevada Governor Fred B. Ballzer signed a measure
that made the state the first to legalize gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were there on anniversary weekend? Hell yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The I may be the only one celebrating that, but
I'm gonna say, you know what, it's been ninety four years.
Let's party. Tyler is afraid, and don't be upset with me.
Tyler is afraid because it was it wasn't on the air,
But it also wasn't not for air. That he's afraid,
like because now it's here right like now, it's like
(03:18):
now you've arrived, Like you're moments away from getting on
a plane. I mean, we're working tomorrow, We're I'm working
on Friday. I mean I'm working on making millions. But
like two weeks ago, when we announced it, it was
two weeks away. Like a lot happens in two weeks,
and it's not like two weeks ago as the first
(03:39):
that you guys knew that this was going to come together.
So we've known for a little bit and now you're there.
You're on the doorstep someone I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Have to name names. You just said it was Tyler.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Tyanne, let it go. People forget is very very
worried that what did you say? You're not gonna fit.
You're not going to fit into the scene. I just
won't find my footing.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What do you mean find your footing?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like cause you're gonna drunk? No, no meaning, Like when
I went shopping for clothes, just a lot of swings
and misses. I feel like may happen come this weekend.
But like, what are you worried about swinging and missing?
That your crew neck is too deep?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh sorry, your V your v neck is too deep?
Understand what that means? Where I and And it's all
based on assumption. Has it's never been so it's not
it's not fair right to think this. And we've learned
so much, whether it was hints and tips people have
given us or stories they told yesterday. But it's like
I feel as if I may be in the casino
(04:46):
with you and it's like I just didn't match the
vibe right, or I may then.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Wait, you didn't match the vibe right with your clothing,
well my presence, Oh okay, And then I feel like,
because I just for the most part learn where sportsbook
was yesterday, I may show up and it's like I
I'm not getting this my groove.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm not getting into the groove of this.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
And then it's like carrying ten dollars as much as
you can on every single shot during a basketball game.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But then go to Emmetts and that person that's social
media influencer that reposted had the whole tour of it,
and I feel like, Okay, it's a restaurant. And then
you see it and you're like, Dad, this is more
than a restaurant. I mean it is a yes, I
mean it is. Yeah. So it's like, but you know
the chef, I understand that, and you know, we know
(05:43):
Bert and we know the people from bet MGM. But
it's just a matter of like wanting to fit in,
which is obviously a fear that people have their whole lives.
But because Vegas is a little scary too. It's just
it's really it was. It was below the surface the
(06:03):
last two weeks and yesterday when I was at the beauty.
When I was looking at my luggs yesterday trying to
decide which bag I was bringing, it was sort of like, Wow,
this that the time is now.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Bring the bigger bag because you're gonna need it for
the cash.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm not you know, I'm not gonna gamble. I'm not
worried about gambling. It's and not worried about not knowing.
How can I ask you this though? Why aren't you
going to gamble? I said, no interest in it? Because
you think it's stupid. No, people obviously have seek and
some derive great pleasure from you.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, my wife thinks it's stupid. My wife hates gambling.
My wife thinks it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
She includes slots in that. Yes, yeah, some people think
they're different. I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, slots isn't gambling, Scott slots is waste of money,
sorry Danny Hamlin, but yeah, no, like.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Jackie, Jackie hates it. I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't like gambling. If Jackie's around, because she is
a wet blanket.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh you lost, you lost. Oh well, there goes fifty dollars.
I'm like, oh my god, please.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I won't do table games, but I'll definitely.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Play the slots waste your own money buffalo, and I'll
cheer for you. Diane, I won't be seeing.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I think I won like a couple hundred dollars when
I was there the last time. Get a Girl, Yeah,
slot machine, I walked that right over to the craps table.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Diane. We know you don't then consider how much you
put in. Oh I lost it. I lost nine was
not a car. But so you've described Vegas over these
last two weeks as having something for everybody, everybody, And
that's why that's why I don't. I can't get my
finger on the pulse that's right for me now, having
(07:44):
that pitch perfect persona. Wow, what do you care not
about singing? Because I want to. I don't want to
feel like I'm I'm I'm just not flowing with like.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Three blocks down the strip. You're gonna be like, who cares?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, But here's what I was, thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Who is who? Who?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Who's like Sidney Sweeney? Right, I'm just gonna use her
as an example, right, no, okay, let me finish, Let
me finish Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Like I'm trying to think of somebody who's somebody thinking
all agree the.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, but somebody we can all agree is like a skinny, attractive, beautiful,
rich person, right, Sidney Sweeney rich in character, she makes
a lot of money. But anyway, Sidney Sweeney fits in
in Vegas, and so does fat poor thick woman she
(08:44):
fits in also, and both of them have a place there.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But because they've found their place, so but but but
and everybody in between is also their their place. Like
fat woman knows she's not Sidney Sweeney. Like she looks,
she goes to look at Sydney and go, we look
a lot of light. She knows she'd a been fat woman.
But she fits in there. And that's what you keep
telling me. And that's what makes me maybe even more nervous,
(09:08):
because there's pressure. There's no pressure. I don't feel like
I'm in a groove with the city, and i've and
I've found my space. Then it's like, but Elliott kept
telling me it was so easy to fit in.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
You found your space in New Orleans. But we've also
been to New Orleans five times that's true. So it's
I when we go back now, it feels like the
old neighborhood. Wait, we've been to New Orleans five times?
Has it been four times? With the show?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And I went first there made the scars. I've been
there more than that Elliott you count a trip from
the eighties? Was I there? That's Dane's been the Vegas
more recently. You're Nola Cherry had come back. I have
two cherries. Oh you want that on the slot machine? Right?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I have it in my front butt and my back button.
One more cherry and we win ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But even and that's the thing too, like even when
we were watching Hamlin play the Buffalo game, like just
there's so much on that screen. It's it's overwhelming. And
I feel like that's a great metaphor.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Veasas Vegas is overwhelming, Vegas is and I don't that
is accurate.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Vegas is over sleep.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Well, because you're you're going to be like mentally tired.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't want that to get the best of me.
It won't the over stimulation. No, I'm worry more about
like the drink.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's why you drink.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But I there's so much to see you. Drinking is
not something that is a priority this weekend for me.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, well so far you're your two not priority. I
was gonna say so Tyler doesn't want to gamble or drink,
so okay, go watch Circa so let no.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But that's no. I still want to see just the
sights and sounds of the strip.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh yeah, but we're getting much better with a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah. Is it is all a Vegas open container? I
have never seen a person hide a drink behind Okay,
I didn't know. I knew, I new parts were I
didn't know if it was all.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If you're asking me to cite the law, I don't
know what it is. But I can tell you I
have walked everywhere drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I do think that, like when we get to like Binions,
I do think that you have to pour it into
a cup, and so they have cups sitting right at
the like.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Like there's no door.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like it's open twenty four hours a day, seven.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Days a week. There is no door. Now you talk
about getting debinions, obviously we need to get a ride
to Binions. You guys have open containers in a car.
People throw up in those cars. Just be cool.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It is that is I will give you that it
is over stimulating, but in a good way. No, no, no,
I mean that positively, Like like sometimes you could walk
into if I walked into.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What's a place that I've never been.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
If I walked into the world's large, just most compact library.
If I walked in and I'd be like, oh my god,
this is overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Look how many books there are.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I wouldn't look at that and go like oh, I
would walk You'd be like, this is horrible.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
You should have mentioned pizza. Come on, man now instead
of a library.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Start going and then bright lights at every.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Angle right, and then people like and then screaming dude.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
You can vaguely hear pitbull in the background.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In on the strip, you'll hear music coming out of
every car, every car.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So there are a lot of people that like to
show off their wheels. You know what you fit in? See,
I gotta think of a better way to phrase that.
Where am I going? Line five? Hi Elliet at the morning?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey Elliott. Yes, I want to tell Tyler that he
shouldn't worry about Vegas. Vegas is like the best place
in the world unless he's homish, because then you know,
it's like, oh, he's scared, but you're gonna have to
rind him up because it's gonna be run Springer for him.
He's gonna go crazy. He's gonna be different for him.
He's gonna work up the people on the side of
(13:19):
the street with the business cards.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yea, yeah, yeah, strip
clubs slapping those in his face.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
You know, don't ruin it for him. Just let don't
ruin it for him. No, No, it's business cards, all.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Right, Very good, very good, Thank you sir, Thank you.
And I certainly don't want to be taking advantage of
Oh why would you be taking advantage? And I don't
mean I understand it's an expensive city. I don't mean like,
oh a cost more too. I'm paying five thousand dollars
for that. No, no treasure free. Oh but I'm not
going to drink this weekend. I got where's my tea? Oh?
(13:57):
He was clearly referencing some sort of a swindle. No,
it's not. It's an invitation, is what it is. For
what strip clubs? Oh, I don't do those. I know
I'll take yours.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's just to get you in but they like like
they're they're not aggressed.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't like being pestered. They're not going to pester you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Imagine this is a card, right, like a like a
business card, and it's for it's for it's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
For give me the it's for crotch Dusters or something. Right, So, well,
I don't want you going.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't want you going to Jimmy's or aren't you
going to crotch Dusters.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
So while you're walking down the strip, I'll be like,
and then you get smack smack right in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, yeah, well they wanted it rude not to take.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Say again, they're they're like shunned all day every day.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Just keep walking.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You'll be the only one who has walked by and
not taking that card.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
They know what they're getting. Okay, Yeah, now it's rude
not to go because we are what I'm getting, That's
what I'm saying, and over stimulated by the information. I
can't imagine being there. It's going to be like you
might need a cocktail. Take the edge of Elf in
New York City. I remember he takes all the flyers.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Line three, Hi elliot the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, hi, real quick. What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Absolutely? First of all, I just want to say, you
guys are freaking Tyler out.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Why I don't do anything I tried to be.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I tried to be so accommodating that there's something for everybody,
and you're one.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Correct, And Las Vegas at its core is like any
other tourist town. I grew up there, but downtown Vegas.
Tyler wears something nice for the dinner. If you want
to wear something business casual for the meat and greet,
do that. Do not worry about your wardrobe because if
you worry too much, you will be so more overdressed
than anyone else in the entire city.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, I am going to be with Elliott, so I
don't know spring break hello Tennys. Yes, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Will be there at the same time as you all,
unfortunately for a more somber reason. But I will be
thinking of you all, So I hope that you have
a ton of fun.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, why are you such a downer?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What can I what?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I'm not trying to be.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That's why I didn't try to win the ticket my mom.
I'm going to say goodbye to my mom, so I
will be there at the same time as you, guys,
and I will be thinking of you and I hope
you have an amazing time down the road.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Has she has she like? Is this the few has
she already passed? Or like you're going to say like
your last.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No, I'm going to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, hey, when last night?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
If she wants to come out, I'll talk to Bird,
I'll get her a ticket.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And just wheeler in.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Sharon, he's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Mom, take your shirt off. She goes look at you like.
She's shy though most of the time, but it would
be good.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Can you send her Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, she's sitting naked front rowan she died doing what
she loved. All right, Well, listen, I'm sorry that you're
there for for a somber reason.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
But seriously, Tyler, don't freak out too much. You're gonna
have a blast. It's very low key. Legis you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
She's talking. I'm going with her. Yes, and where's Tyler? Sharon?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
And you know what, you guys, just give a toast
when you're there.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
All right, consider it done.
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