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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Marijuana.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't know, it's a it's a nice cream that
somebody sent us.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
The Yeah, somebody from Atlanta sent Diane Weeds from Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh well I thought she was and she used.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
To live in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh, it was easier to run her.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She listened to us there until we got discontinued.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh that's a nice way of saying fired.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh I like that. So yeah, do you smell it?
I don't the Oh my god, yeah no, so Diane,
So you.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Just, without any sort of research, put this on your back?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Is that what it's for your back pain?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's it's like a it's weed.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's like it's a lotion that's got we like menthol
and camp for in it and like some CBD in it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
This is exactly what Jerks and Profile did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh Diane gummies? Yeah yeah, Oh let's start chewing now.
This doesn't have any labeling on it at all. But
Diane's just chewing them away.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I trust her.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh my god, I haven't taken a gummy.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh I thought Elliott for Effect was covering some sort
of coating. No, there's nothing else the green bag on
this baggie.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but there you know there's weed in there, right.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, yeah, I mean I got to read the letter.
All I know is my back feels better, and that's
all that matters right now.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
One of the other little packets, well, oh, all kinds
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
This is a frozen burrito that Diana's just Jones and
four and some kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Mouth spreakingtten chip witch. I don't know what is this.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is full spectrum daily nano jellies. Yeah, this is
also it sounds like you Jerkson Profar was also taking these.
And then I don't even know what this is. That's
more jellies. The these are more Dian's crab.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's to me. It's not unlike the CBD stuff I
have the role on I use at home.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Except where does that come from a company? Does it
come from that quote woman in Kentucky?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She just just because she's not a big box store.
Don't discount what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you want mine dry mouth watermelon spread, some cotton
mouth going first break?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But this package.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Now they always say, I have not taken a gummy.
Y'all need to settle. But this is what every middle
schooler says before they eat That's what I'm gonna give
to everybody on the bus. I'm just trying to be popular.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Now, Dan, I do have a question. How much of
that are you gonna eat?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Like they always know, they always say, you gotta be
careful when you start, because you get you get like
a half or a third. The yeah, but you've got
two big gummies in there. You could be roll and
by six thirds, all I've got.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Is lotion on my back and you know what, It's
warm and it feels good. Did it?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I did it myself.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I could, I could apply. I don't know if you
got the whole the whole area. You know what helps
them make you feel good?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That gummy?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Hey, little girl, do you want a little gummy? The yeah,
that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Who was I talking to recently that wants to start
getting into gummies?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh that's gonna bother me?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Was here?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The no no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean Diane obviously, but no, there was somebody else
I was just talking to is like, hey, do you
know where I can get some gummies?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was like, yeah, what should we expect today from Diane? Like,
what's the first sign that we need to? Like? Pet
her head?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I we but we the the uh THC works differently
for a lot of people. Some people will kind of
melt into a couch. I'm hoping that's not the thing.
I had a friend what was her name is Shannon,
not the old girlfriend, but I had a friend who
got very like promiscuous when she got when she got high.
(03:50):
So yeah, no, it all. It all kind of depends
on what the what the effects are. And listen, what
does the label say?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
There is no Yeah, I mean there could be psychedelics
in here, Like, I have no idea what.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We're tripping balls. I can't believe you don't smell Diane's back.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It just smells like ben gay the yeah no or
icy hide, but the strong. Yeah, it feels good.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On my back. I want to know what flavor these are.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I mean I would get lemonat it like a salt lick.
Oh my god, I don know. But I'm about to
get real slutty.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Take that shirt off, bro, I'm holding drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes, we should send your mom a picture. Christ did
you want to hold drugs? That's wait, that's how I
push them. It's not about taking them.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hey, Hey, can I can I have you have you
ever held a gummy before?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No? Never, No, I have not, And now I'm holding
two pecks. God, how many packs are in here?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You can get? There's another one down there.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
We're going to have one changed the cover art on.
Everybody say no wow?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And all three not labeled the UH.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
By the way, with that many in your hand, you
can face a distribution charge.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Right, Oh man, here you take it?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh no, now you're scared him?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What else shows up?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I just got you about fifteen minutes away from seeing
Diane's popo.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I just buzzer just gave me a challenge coin from
Fairfax Police. I can't disappoint him. And he gave that
to me in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Linked shopping in the box again, Dian has been I
already got the extra lotion in my by my desk. Hey,
could we go back to Profar for a second?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Are you buying? He it was accidental, so Jerkson.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Profar plays for the uh for the Atlanta Well, let
me rephrase, I played for the Atlanta Brace. He's a
big off season, signing four games, so he got he
got popped yesterday, going to be out eighty games for.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Taking peds.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, So he ended up taking eighty normal.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh yeah, first time out. Yeah, so you'll miss eighty.
And then if the Braves make it.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Although they haven't won a game yet, but if the
Braves make it to.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The postseason, was pointed out to me over the weekend.
The Mets started last year zero to five as well.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Right, did they win the World Series last year?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
No, but they went to OMG.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So anyway, Profar got busted yesterday, so he's uh, he's
out for eighty and then if if the Braves do
make it to the postseason, he's not able to play.
But he went with the the Brave. The Braves released
a pretty good statement. The Braves were talking about how
highly disappointed they are in him and the whole deal,
like they don't believe his his his excuse of.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, I would never do anything. I got tested eight
times last year.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would never do anything to hurt my teammates or myself,
and I've never been a cheat of the game.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't buy it. He got popped. He knows what
he's doing.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Dude trains with tatis. And you hate when a player
has a career year and everyone's like, oh, steroids, but
you really hate when it is steroids, which is the case.
Last year he was obviously enchancing. Yeah, he was great
last year, and the Braves signed him forty two million
dollars three years. He played four games, and now he
(07:22):
was out for eighty Like that's a kick. It was
odd in the headlines seeing Braves outfielder profar, You're like.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He forgot he was even there. He played four games, Yeah,
he got four in. They didn't even get a win.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They didn't even get to see all that that that
drug and hands production out of him.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Oh no, but it's the stance that Tatus's father taught him. Well,
maybe we should have done a little more investigating into
that new stance.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
By the way, you know what game I got all
wrapped up in last night?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I was watching the Cincinnati Reds Texas Rangers game last night.
Things number one Ellie de la Cruz, who I love him,
Ellie de la Chaos. He went off for seven RBIs
you know what he was using last night? Yes, big
old torpedo bat.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Two home runs?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Right, yeah, I saw his first one, his first right.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The dude who works, the guy who came out of
the Yankees organization, is now with the Marlins.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We talked about him yesterday. He's the one who designed it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I can't remember who he's sold it to, but I
believe he owns the pats and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's about to get real rich.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh god, yeah, did he sell it?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't think he sold the whole thing off. I
think that he's got a distribution deal.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Because we saw a lot of companies make it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, but it's I think he owns the I think
he owns the copyright on it. But yeah, Ellie was
playing with it last night. Yeah, he went yard twice,
had seven RB eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
This thing is going to get banned faster than wax
and profar.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But but why, why why should bad?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I understand that Manfred once offense.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right by the way, you got what you wanted Jesus Christ, But.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I just I feel like the writings on the wall
for this bat, why do.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You get rid of it? Though?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Then you have to then then you do have to
go back and get rid of the axe handle bats
like you just if he's going to ban this bat,
he's got to. He's got to go back and ban
You got to go back to a very very very
traditional bat. And that's it, Like you can't you can't
alter anything because guys have been using ax handle bats
for years, so you can't. Did you see what's his face?
(09:27):
John Carlos Stanton came out yesterday. He believes. Now, remember
he's not playing Diane. He works for the he works
for he plays for the Yankees. But he's out because
he's got tennis elbow and both elbows he was using
it last year. He thinks the bat is what ruined
his elbows. Zero chance, zero chance or the entire Yankees
organization minus Aaron Judge and Ellie de la Cruz will
(09:50):
be on the DL any day now and that'll be done.
But I don't buy that. I didn't buy that. But anyway,
back to the Reds Rangers game. Could somebody look the Attendants.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Box score?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It was empty last night.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't even know ten hundred, not even close.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That was sold attendance. Now, granted it was a little
chilly in Cincinnati last night. There was nobody at that game.
There was no one there. And it's early in the year.
You got a brand new manager in Tito's there obviously,
and I mean you got a good young team, you
got a superstar in Ellie de la Cruz. There was
(10:33):
no one there. It was like when I was watching,
I made Jackie come in. I was like, jack look
at how empty Great American Ballpark is.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Are they commenting on it?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
The no, I mean, what are the announcers going to say? Whoa,
there's no one there to get that foul ball? Like
there was nobody at the park. I hated seeing that
it was empty. Yeah, I did not, and not just
the rich seats behind the Oh I can I can
I make a request of everybody please, Like I know everybody,
(11:02):
everybody likes to kind of poke fun a little bit
when it comes to the Yankees, But I don't need
pictures of every member of the Yankees playing with quote
torpedo gloves.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That are very time.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I must have been sent that a thousand times yesterday.
Volpi's playing with a torpedo glove. Judge is playing with
a torpedo glove. Jazz is playing with a torpedo glove.
Everybody in the lineup is playing with a torpedo glove.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
There's no such thing, Diane.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
And the torpedo glove is about the size of this studio,
so that that way they have another edge.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Unreal Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
By the way, the Braves did lose their fifth straight yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, they're zero and five the Dodgers six and.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh yeah, and got two more games against the Dodgers
before we finally get to a home opener. How is
Freddy Freeman. Did he have like a freak shower accident?
Oh yeah, I did see.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I didn't follow up on that, but I did see
that something had happened, but I didn't see what it was.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
In the locker room or at home.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's recovering from like ankle issues, right, But then they said,
did he slipping the shower he tripped?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't know. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But remember he was dealing with ankles at the end
of at the end of last year and was still
recovering her pardon me, was still recovering from that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But yeah, I don't know if he slipped in.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The shower or there was some kind of shower incident
where he's dinged up again.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
There was a great post this is obviously gonna college
basketball as I talk about Georgetown in the Crown big
win last night against Washington State may move on to
play Nebraska. But before the game started, there was the
most cryptic posts due to a health incident that impacted
several members of the team. Georgetown is playing with a
limited roster this evening, So my favorite, and I'll give
(12:51):
him credit, My favorite response was from same old Jets
who replied to the post on x with what does
that even mean? Did they trip and fall over each other?
Because that would be a great analogy for the current
state of Georgia basketball. But then, even without any centers,
no Micropavi, no Jaden Epps, Malik Matt goes on to
(13:14):
score the career high thirty seven points, eight to twelve
from three point range, and the team moves on in
this tournament that everyone's watching, especially on the East Coast
with that eleven PM Eastern start time. It's sad when
a Dodgers home game starts an hour before your basketball game.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They're played in Vegas, right, Vegas? Yeah, there you go.
Marijuana.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't know, it's a it's a nice cream that
somebody sent us.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
The Yeah, somebody from Atlanta sent Diane Weeds from Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh well I thought she was and she used.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
To live in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh, it was easier to run her.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She listened to us there until we got discontinued.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh that's a nice way of saying fired.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh I like that. So yeah, do you smell it?
I don't the Oh my god, yeah no, so Diane,
So you.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Just, without any sort of research, put this on your back?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Is that what it's for your back pain?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's it's like a it's weed.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's like it's a lotion that's got we like menthol
and camp for in it and like some CBD in it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
This is exactly what Jerks and Profile did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh Diane gummies? Yeah yeah, Oh let's start chewing now.
This doesn't have any labeling on it at all. But
Diane's just chewing them away.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I trust her.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh my god, I haven't taken a gummy.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh I thought Elliott for Effect was covering some sort
of coating. No, there's nothing else the green bag on
this baggie.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but there you know there's weed in there, right.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, yeah, I mean I got to read the letter.
All I know is my back feels better, and that's
all that matters right now.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
One of the other little packets, well, oh, all kinds
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
This is a frozen burrito that Diana's just Jones and
four and some kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Mouth spreakingtten chip witch. I don't know what is this.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is full spectrum daily nano jellies. Yeah, this is
also it sounds like you Jerkson Profar was also taking these.
And then I don't even know what this is. That's
more jellies. The these are more Dian's crab.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's to me. It's not unlike the CBD stuff I
have the role on I use at home.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Except where does that come from a company? Does it
come from that quote woman in Kentucky?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She just just because she's not a big box store.
Don't discount what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you want mine dry mouth watermelon spread, some cotton
mouth going first break?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But this package.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Now they always say, I have not taken a gummy.
Y'all need to settle. But this is what every middle
schooler says before they eat That's what I'm gonna give
to everybody on the bus. I'm just trying to be popular.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Now, Dan, I do have a question. How much of
that are you gonna eat?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Like they always know, they always say, you gotta be
careful when you start, because you get you get like
a half or a third. The yeah, but you've got
two big gummies in there. You could be roll and
by six thirds, all I've got.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Is lotion on my back and you know what, It's
warm and it feels good. Did it?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I did it myself.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I could, I could apply. I don't know if you
got the whole the whole area. You know what helps
them make you feel good?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That gummy?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Hey, little girl, do you want a little gummy? The yeah,
that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Who was I talking to recently that wants to start
getting into gummies?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh that's gonna bother me?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Was here?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The no no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean Diane obviously, but no, there was somebody else
I was just talking to is like, hey, do you
know where I can get some gummies?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was like, yeah, what should we expect today from Diane? Like,
what's the first sign that we need to? Like? Pet
her head?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I we but we the the uh THC works differently
for a lot of people. Some people will kind of
melt into a couch. I'm hoping that's not the thing.
I had a friend what was her name is Shannon,
not the old girlfriend, but I had a friend who
got very like promiscuous when she got when she got high.
(03:50):
So yeah, no, it all. It all kind of depends
on what the what the effects are. And listen, what
does the label say?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
There is no Yeah, I mean there could be psychedelics
in here, Like, I have no idea what.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We're tripping balls. I can't believe you don't smell Diane's back.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It just smells like ben gay the yeah no or
icy hide, but the strong. Yeah, it feels good.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On my back. I want to know what flavor these are.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I mean I would get lemonat it like a salt lick.
Oh my god, I don know. But I'm about to
get real slutty.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Take that shirt off, bro, I'm holding drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes, we should send your mom a picture. Christ did
you want to hold drugs? That's wait, that's how I
push them. It's not about taking them.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hey, Hey, can I can I have you have you
ever held a gummy before?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No? Never, No, I have not, And now I'm holding
two pecks. God, how many packs are in here?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You can get? There's another one down there.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
We're going to have one changed the cover art on.
Everybody say no wow?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And all three not labeled the UH.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
By the way, with that many in your hand, you
can face a distribution charge.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Right, Oh man, here you take it?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh no, now you're scared him?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What else shows up?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I just got you about fifteen minutes away from seeing
Diane's popo.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I just buzzer just gave me a challenge coin from
Fairfax Police. I can't disappoint him. And he gave that
to me in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Linked shopping in the box again, Dian has been I
already got the extra lotion in my by my desk. Hey,
could we go back to Profar for a second?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Are you buying? He it was accidental, so Jerkson.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Profar plays for the uh for the Atlanta Well, let
me rephrase, I played for the Atlanta Brace. He's a
big off season, signing four games, so he got he
got popped yesterday, going to be out eighty games for.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Taking peds.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, So he ended up taking eighty normal.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh yeah, first time out. Yeah, so you'll miss eighty.
And then if the Braves make it.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Although they haven't won a game yet, but if the
Braves make it to.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The postseason, was pointed out to me over the weekend.
The Mets started last year zero to five as well.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Right, did they win the World Series last year?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
No, but they went to OMG.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So anyway, Profar got busted yesterday, so he's uh, he's
out for eighty and then if if the Braves do
make it to the postseason, he's not able to play.
But he went with the the Brave. The Braves released
a pretty good statement. The Braves were talking about how
highly disappointed they are in him and the whole deal,
like they don't believe his his his excuse of.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, I would never do anything. I got tested eight
times last year.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would never do anything to hurt my teammates or myself,
and I've never been a cheat of the game.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't buy it. He got popped. He knows what
he's doing.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Dude trains with tatis. And you hate when a player
has a career year and everyone's like, oh, steroids, but
you really hate when it is steroids, which is the case.
Last year he was obviously enchancing. Yeah, he was great
last year, and the Braves signed him forty two million
dollars three years. He played four games, and now he
(07:22):
was out for eighty Like that's a kick. It was
odd in the headlines seeing Braves outfielder profar, You're like.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He forgot he was even there. He played four games, Yeah,
he got four in. They didn't even get a win.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They didn't even get to see all that that that
drug and hands production out of him.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Oh no, but it's the stance that Tatus's father taught him. Well,
maybe we should have done a little more investigating into
that new stance.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
By the way, you know what game I got all
wrapped up in last night?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I was watching the Cincinnati Reds Texas Rangers game last night.
Things number one Ellie de la Cruz, who I love him,
Ellie de la Chaos. He went off for seven RBIs
you know what he was using last night? Yes, big
old torpedo bat.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Two home runs?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Right, yeah, I saw his first one, his first right.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The dude who works, the guy who came out of
the Yankees organization, is now with the Marlins.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We talked about him yesterday. He's the one who designed it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I can't remember who he's sold it to, but I
believe he owns the pats and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's about to get real rich.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh god, yeah, did he sell it?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't think he sold the whole thing off. I
think that he's got a distribution deal.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Because we saw a lot of companies make it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, but it's I think he owns the I think
he owns the copyright on it. But yeah, Ellie was
playing with it last night. Yeah, he went yard twice,
had seven RB eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
This thing is going to get banned faster than wax
and profar.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But but why, why why should bad?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I understand that Manfred once offense.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right by the way, you got what you wanted Jesus Christ, But.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I just I feel like the writings on the wall
for this bat, why do.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You get rid of it? Though?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Then you have to then then you do have to
go back and get rid of the axe handle bats
like you just if he's going to ban this bat,
he's got to. He's got to go back and ban
You got to go back to a very very very
traditional bat. And that's it, Like you can't you can't
alter anything because guys have been using ax handle bats
for years, so you can't. Did you see what's his face?
(09:27):
John Carlos Stanton came out yesterday. He believes. Now, remember
he's not playing Diane. He works for the he works
for he plays for the Yankees. But he's out because
he's got tennis elbow and both elbows he was using
it last year. He thinks the bat is what ruined
his elbows. Zero chance, zero chance or the entire Yankees
organization minus Aaron Judge and Ellie de la Cruz will
(09:50):
be on the DL any day now and that'll be done.
But I don't buy that. I didn't buy that. But anyway,
back to the Reds Rangers game. Could somebody look the Attendants.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Box score?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It was empty last night.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't even know ten hundred, not even close.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That was sold attendance. Now, granted it was a little
chilly in Cincinnati last night. There was nobody at that game.
There was no one there. And it's early in the year.
You got a brand new manager in Tito's there obviously,
and I mean you got a good young team, you
got a superstar in Ellie de la Cruz. There was
(10:33):
no one there. It was like when I was watching,
I made Jackie come in. I was like, jack look
at how empty Great American Ballpark is.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Are they commenting on it?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
The no, I mean, what are the announcers going to say? Whoa,
there's no one there to get that foul ball? Like
there was nobody at the park. I hated seeing that
it was empty. Yeah, I did not, and not just
the rich seats behind the Oh I can I can
I make a request of everybody please, Like I know everybody,
(11:02):
everybody likes to kind of poke fun a little bit
when it comes to the Yankees, But I don't need
pictures of every member of the Yankees playing with quote
torpedo gloves.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That are very time.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I must have been sent that a thousand times yesterday.
Volpi's playing with a torpedo glove. Judge is playing with
a torpedo glove. Jazz is playing with a torpedo glove.
Everybody in the lineup is playing with a torpedo glove.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
There's no such thing, Diane.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
And the torpedo glove is about the size of this studio,
so that that way they have another edge.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Unreal Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
By the way, the Braves did lose their fifth straight yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, they're zero and five the Dodgers six and.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh yeah, and got two more games against the Dodgers
before we finally get to a home opener. How is
Freddy Freeman. Did he have like a freak shower accident?
Oh yeah, I did see.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I didn't follow up on that, but I did see
that something had happened, but I didn't see what it was.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
In the locker room or at home.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's recovering from like ankle issues, right, But then they said,
did he slipping the shower he tripped?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't know. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But remember he was dealing with ankles at the end
of at the end of last year and was still
recovering her pardon me, was still recovering from that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But yeah, I don't know if he slipped in.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The shower or there was some kind of shower incident
where he's dinged up again.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
There was a great post this is obviously gonna college
basketball as I talk about Georgetown in the Crown big
win last night against Washington State may move on to
play Nebraska. But before the game started, there was the
most cryptic posts due to a health incident that impacted
several members of the team. Georgetown is playing with a
limited roster this evening, So my favorite, and I'll give
(12:51):
him credit, My favorite response was from same old Jets
who replied to the post on x with what does
that even mean? Did they trip and fall over each other?
Because that would be a great analogy for the current
state of Georgia basketball. But then, even without any centers,
no Micropavi, no Jaden Epps, Malik Matt goes on to
(13:14):
score the career high thirty seven points, eight to twelve
from three point range, and the team moves on in
this tournament that everyone's watching, especially on the East Coast
with that eleven PM Eastern start time. It's sad when
a Dodgers home game starts an hour before your basketball game.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They're played in Vegas, right, Vegas? Yeah, there you go.
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