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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You park in a parking lot, you're gonna get out
of the car, and you're going to lock the car
before you go in. Right, You're not just gonna leave
your car wide open. You park the car. So you
park the car, you open the door to get out.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Now walk me through how you lock your car.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I slammed the door, and then I either touch the
door handle and that locks it, or okay, I will
hit the keyfob and that locks it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, very good.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You did have more of a story because he was eating.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I thought it was going to take longer.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I want to eliminate one of those things. Okay, I
want to eliminate. And you're right, my car doesn't have it,
so I didn't think of it where you could just
touch the handle and it it and it locks.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I want to eliminate that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that like a code passcode?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Isn't it like it has to let the person who
has it explain you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You have to have some RANDO. Couldn't just do it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You have to have the keyfob within a certain distance
of the vehicle for that to operate.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, right, But it's just isn't it like just like.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There's a sensor on the on the door handle.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Some cars have keypads though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
they still do that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, some of them do.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They're getting rid of those, yeah, but some of them
do because on the ones that have the sensor, can't
you also walk up and just grab the handle and
it unlocks for you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, let's eliminate that option.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't have that option.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And they don't have to like fish it out of
your purse, I mean, if you had a purse. So
let's eliminate that. So just then I use the keyfob.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, very good. Let's stick with the keyfob. When you
push the keyfob to lock the car.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, do you beep? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You do.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I haven't disabled that. I think about disabling it all
the time, and I never do it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now, Aren't there correct me if I'm wrong? Aren't there somewhere?
If you push it once, it locks silently. If you
push it twice, then you get that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I hit it a million times, so I don't even
know if that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Just reforces I'm locked when I'm when I'm a block away,
I'm a block.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Away, and I just spit let us all over it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm a block away, I'll hit it again, and I'll
hear that faint beep, and I'm like, that's security.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I do the same thing, and I just I just
all say.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We please wipe off your teeths. For God's sakes, I
gotta let us all over you.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anyway, I'm sorry, say again, it's quite the distance the yeah, no,
I mean that that was a salad shooter anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wait, so you're why are you pushing it one hundred times?
Do you beep? I definitely be every.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Time, and then I'll do it sometimes like you should
hear how many times I do it in the morning
here like the doors of the elevator will be closing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am, are you really?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And the hell you know? There are people who walk.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
God's great Earth who gets so triggered by that sound
that you're driving them crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh sorry, the no, not the horn, because it looks
like I'm profiling the I do worry about that. Sometimes
I glance back and make sure no one's near the
car when I hit it, because I don't want them
to think I did it because of them.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, No, there are people that get really triggered by
that sound, because they'll go, you don't have to make
that sound. You can lock your door without making that sound.
So whether you're there and I understand, there are people
where even if you push it once, you can lock
your door before you close the door. You don't need
to key fob the thing to death. You don't even
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need the key fob at once. Watch CHRISTI, will you
do me a favor? Will you find me somebody who
is unbelievably triggered by that sound? Eight six six to
Elliott eight six six two three five five four six eight.
They said there are people they get so that it
sets them off so much that they'll say something to
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people like, we get it, right, we get it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You're locked.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's locked. There's a community right here that says beep
when locking is such an obnoxious car standard? Is this
not a global thing?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is it an American standard for cars sold here?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, that's a good question, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Definitely here I take advantage.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But the wait, so are you saying that like if
you drive a Toyota, No Toyota's beep?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I said, cars sold here?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So if I if I got a Toyota in Japan.
It wouldn't make the noise.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I don't either. I've never bought a car in.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A foreign car headline for this community.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I never lived in a foreign country. Well that's not sure.
I live in Canada.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The community is called f cars. Oh beep when locking
such an obnoxious car standard?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I've never thought about it upsetting someone. Oh people hate it?
Who didn't think I was racist?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
We get it, we get it. Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now are there some cars that have Maybe maybe my
mind doesn't beep. Maybe my beep is like not that
bad though? Are there some sorry doesn't make a noise? Yes,
it's bad because you don't need it. It's a normal beep.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you do it one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I do it a lot in the garage.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And when I'm following you, I think, oh my god,
he's scared of the jew and echo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But there's no one here in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But it doesn't matter. What if? What if? What if somebody?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What if somebody is here and they're just trying to
get something out of their trunk and you don't see him.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's very startling.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well I have done it. Uh, the second I've closed
the door and it is loud enough to startle me.
And I'm the one who's triggering a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Where am I going, Christian?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I can't if you find somebody, forget somebody who's affected
by it. You're telling me those people exist, and I
see their community here in f cars. But like, I
can't believe there are people who don't do it more
than once.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, I will say this. My car does not beep
at all.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
My car.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Did you somehow say to the the the lights flash.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Or anything or yeah, like the yeah, my lights will flash. Yeah,
but my card did. My card does not make a
noise and I didn't disable anything. They just that's how
it is. That being said, I only lock it once
I hit lock and you're done.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, like I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You're certain that you've locked it? Yes, you never second
guess that. No, I second guess myself and think I've
left the hatch.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Open while you're driving.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
No, no, No, after I've walked out the mirror, after I've
walked away from the car, I will be convinced I've
left the hatch open.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Mm hmm. And please tell me I didn't drive through
some sort of a gate and have to roll down
that window because my plane could have taken off and
I cannot. I lot that out of my hat.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's the last time.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
When we went to Vegas, I saw Tyler in the
When we pulled her around the same time, I was like, ah, God,
I hope and I know why. I was like, God,
I hope I put my window up because I got
there a little early and I was on the phone
out and smoking so the so I had the window down.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was like, oh God, I hope I put the
window up.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, my window was down because I pre purchased parking
that had to scan my coat.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Line five. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Hi, does nobody real quick, man, I bear with me
for one second. Does nobody lock their car before closing
the door? Meaning that because there is a button in
your car for lock and unlocked, you can hit lock
and close your door and it's locked.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, what do you mean? No?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, I understand you can, right, But who in their
right is doing that and feeling secure?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Now secure? Why wouldn't you? I mean it's the most
sure way.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That way, you don't have to sit there and go God,
I wonder if the button worked.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But you're you're hoping that the mechanism it properly sets
after the door is then closed again.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You know that's how doors closed.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Forever the nineties.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I locked my door before I close it. Thanks, because
I hate the sound of the of the cooker.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, thank you, thank you. Yeah, you hit the button
inside the car that locks it. Yes, and then you
close your door and there's no honk honk.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
There's no need for that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now, let me ask you this.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Let me use Tyler as the example who does it
so it goes off about one hundred times and the okay,
let me use Diane and Tyler as the examples for
they have to beat one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do those people annoy you?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, absolutely, especially if it's like like a partner or
something invites with people about it before, like do you have.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
To honk it?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
And you have to honk it while I'm right beside
the car.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, that's the other one they said for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If there was somebody Jesus elliot, how much out I
have such a mouthful of food.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But I'm testing everybody to see if you can hear it.
You can't. No, no, no, but they said that, don't hang.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Up on her.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh, okay, I had a question for her.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh go ahead, well no you're oh. I'm just going
to say both of you said it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You've walked away, so people could be walking behind your
car and all of a sudden they're carrying very precious
eggs that they spend a lot of money on, and
then all of a sudden you're like, and then the eggs.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Go Yes, I'm sorry, Tyler. You had a question for
the caller. Are you white?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You all right? Very good? Thank you man, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Has that ever popped in your head? Diane, because I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not trying to be fun. Yeah, I
think about that has.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A lot what that you hope you're not like aggressively
locking because there's a black eye walking behind you?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah? Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Woke? And I'll wake you up with that beep.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Too, because you don't want to give off that impression.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
But but the truth is you're gonna hit the button
a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Whether the guy's black, hispanic, or white, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
But most of the time, like Diane said, I'm not
even looking. I'm just listening.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, all you need is that that beep to assuaze
your fears.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'll be from blocks away, yes.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Because sometimes I'm like, oh damn, I'm too far away.
But then I'm like, oh, it's only a block and
a half. It's a pretty good range.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
If you if you don't hear it, do you then
put it up under your chin to give you the
extra fifty feet you walk back.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I definitely walked back. Yes, Kristen too.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh come.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Well, christ how far does your arm extend? For example,
I reached my further. Oh yeah, I can be behind
both automatic double doors at Shoppers inside the building. And
I'm listening for that still because I'm now still pushing it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Line three, Hi Elliott the morning, see dogs? Hey what's
going on? Dude?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
That makes me want to jump on people's hoods When
I hear that noise.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It upsets a lot of people, a lot of people.
Does your car beep? No, not at all. But now
here's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Excellent, Thank you don't and you don't lock before you
get out? No?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, you key fob All right, very good, very good?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Are you sure that's still standard?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
On?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
All vehicles. People are saying they can't do that. Wait
which one they cannot lock and get out and have
it still.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Be I just talk to a woman who does it.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No, I know, yes, some cars can, but it doesn't
look like that's universal. Still I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I've never tried it online.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I have it either.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I use a key fob that doesn't make noise, so
I don't have to worry about annoying people. I'm going
to try it today though, and see. That may be
my new that may be my new log strategy.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then you mentioned the light thing. I don't even
I hardly am looking. I don't even know if I flash.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I definitely flash, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Mine even goes an extra step. What do you mean
I flash and my mirrors pull in? Oh damn bro.
But they move in silently. It's not like they go.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like it's backing up.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, no, they move in silently. Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know you can customize advices. That's my new car alarm.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry, Hi, who is this hello?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Because mean yes, sir, Hi, I got a twenty twenty
three darsh Ram thirty five hundred right, So this thing
when if I leave the motor open, I mean the
engine running, and I go, like to Duncan Nose to
get a coffee. I get out the car, close the door.
It eats four times, and people think that I'm putting
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the alarm on, but it's only telling me that I
left with the keypop on. And people hate this truck,
especially in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now, sir, you know you know you know, I'm going
to take you to task on something.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Okay, let's go the I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like the cars.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Running when they run inside to Duncan or seven eleven
or anything.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Okay, So I have an excuse for that. So this saying,
since it's a diesel motor, I've heard that quote unquote,
it's bad for these diesel motors to be turning on
and off, just like to go grab groceries.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No, that's that's shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Here's why you turn it off. People are going to
steal your car.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
But see, and that makes it worse because when I
close the door, it hanks four times. So when I
locked it, it hanks two more times, so it's six
times sixteps.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
When I do that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you went through that process ten times, that would
give you sixty beeps. That's what Tyler does to get
into the building. All right, my friend, I appreciate it.
Thank you, sir. Line eight, Hi, Yelly in the morning.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
This is answer.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I've actually called you before.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I have the black cag one a couple of my cars,
but so I have a two thousand and three suburban
And if you exit the vehicle, you can hit the
lock button one time on the door and it'll chime
inside and you close the door and walk away. It'll
all lock and flash for you. Now, if I walk
away and use the key fob, I can hit it
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one time and it'll lock the whole thing and it
flashes if I hit it again. That's when it gives
me the hank. Yes, I've been You're good. No, No,
you go, you go, I was gonna say. And I've
been the victim of walking back out to the car
because I'm so paranoid.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
I'm like, did I hit it? Did I not hit it?
And then I'll go back down and I do the
chin thing and I'm over here like boot, I'm looking
like you know, like like I don't know what I'm
doing in life. It's trying to hawk my you know,
lock my car.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Hey, let me ask you this though, why why so
I understand that if you have the key fob and
you hit it once and it's silent, and if you
hit it twice you can do it. What what is
the purpose of that, Like, what is the purpose in
the designing of it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It's the same thing. It's you can hit it once
and it's it's quiet. So you don't say you come
home at night, or you you show up somewhere and
it's nighttime. You don't want to let everybody know that
your your home. It's kind of like turning off the
lights when you pull up somewhere, so you're not shining
everybody's house when you're pulling up. You know, kype of thing.
So you hit it once, it locks and you're good
to go. Same thing when I hit the door lock.
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And this is a two thousand and three by the way,
but same thing. When I hit the door lock, it
just it's a silent, silent lock. Everything locks. But if
I hit that button again, even after I hit the
door and walk out, if I hit the keithob again,
it'll still be silent. And then if I hit it again,
then it hawks yep. And when I get in the vehicle,
and if I don't lock any doors, and I get
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in the vehicle and start driving away, as soon as
it hits fifteen miles an hour, it automatically locks all
the doors.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, there's some cars that built that feature in. It's
very smart, Yes, very very smart.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All right, very good. By the way, where are you
calling me from? Kyp County, Jordian cop County. All right,
very good, Thank you, sir, thank you. What are you
showing me? Tylers?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So this is from that's from Instagram. I am in
Bermuda right now.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
No, the view of that beach.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No cars make noise when locking here. Love.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
By the way, I've never been to Bermuda. That looks beautiful.
That looks really nice. Line five Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, man, if you want Hawaii East, you should definitely
go to Bermuda. Very quiet, everything stuts down at time.
You'd love it. So So, until about a year ago,
not only did I never lock my car, but I
always left the keys in it, not in the ignition,
but on the floor. That way I wouldn't lose them.
And when I'm in commando with pants, the keys wouldn't
like disrupt the view. So now I locked my keys
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in my car once, so I take them with me.
And I've always keithobbed. I never thought of hitting the button.
So I just got home. I'm going to try it
and see if it works.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, you're talking about hitting the button inside the car.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, so now, so you're saying I should like Now,
I just pulled my key out, so it unlocked. Right now,
I opened the door, and I should hit the lock
button on the door. Yes, all right, they all locked.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Get out of the car, Get up, close the door,
close the door.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Ma, thank you, Thank you, Elliott, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Thank you, sir, thank you,
my friend. Very simple. I'm going to try it today.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What he just did.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, it should work.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Some people are saying that their cars will not allow
that to happen.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
What kind of cars do they have?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
The Any messages have been sent of people trying this
this morning?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wait, so they tried it and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
The only one that I pulled out was Anthony, who said,
I'm quite the opposite of Tyler. If I see someone suspicious,
I'm hitting that button fifteen times.
You park in a parking lot, you're gonna get out
of the car, and you're going to lock the car
before you go in. Right, You're not just gonna leave
your car wide open. You park the car. So you
park the car, you open the door to get out.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Now walk me through how you lock your car.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I slammed the door, and then I either touch the
door handle and that locks it, or okay, I will
hit the keyfob and that locks it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, very good.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You did have more of a story because he was eating.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I thought it was going to take longer.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I want to eliminate one of those things. Okay, I
want to eliminate. And you're right, my car doesn't have it,
so I didn't think of it where you could just
touch the handle and it it and it locks.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I want to eliminate that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that like a code passcode?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Isn't it like it has to let the person who
has it explain you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You have to have some RANDO. Couldn't just do it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You have to have the keyfob within a certain distance
of the vehicle for that to operate.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, right, But it's just isn't it like just like.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There's a sensor on the on the door handle.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Some cars have keypads though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
they still do that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, some of them do.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They're getting rid of those, yeah, but some of them
do because on the ones that have the sensor, can't
you also walk up and just grab the handle and
it unlocks for you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, let's eliminate that option.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't have that option.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And they don't have to like fish it out of
your purse, I mean, if you had a purse. So
let's eliminate that. So just then I use the keyfob.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, very good. Let's stick with the keyfob. When you
push the keyfob to lock the car.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, do you beep? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You do.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I haven't disabled that. I think about disabling it all
the time, and I never do it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now, Aren't there correct me if I'm wrong? Aren't there somewhere?
If you push it once, it locks silently. If you
push it twice, then you get that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I hit it a million times, so I don't even
know if that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Just reforces I'm locked when I'm when I'm a block away,
I'm a block.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Away, and I just spit let us all over it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm a block away, I'll hit it again, and I'll
hear that faint beep, and I'm like, that's security.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I do the same thing, and I just I just
all say.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We please wipe off your teeths. For God's sakes, I
gotta let us all over you.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anyway, I'm sorry, say again, it's quite the distance the yeah, no,
I mean that that was a salad shooter anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wait, so you're why are you pushing it one hundred times?
Do you beep? I definitely be every.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Time, and then I'll do it sometimes like you should
hear how many times I do it in the morning
here like the doors of the elevator will be closing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am, are you really?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And the hell you know? There are people who walk.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
God's great Earth who gets so triggered by that sound
that you're driving them crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh sorry, the no, not the horn, because it looks
like I'm profiling the I do worry about that. Sometimes
I glance back and make sure no one's near the
car when I hit it, because I don't want them
to think I did it because of them.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, No, there are people that get really triggered by
that sound, because they'll go, you don't have to make
that sound. You can lock your door without making that sound.
So whether you're there and I understand, there are people
where even if you push it once, you can lock
your door before you close the door. You don't need
to key fob the thing to death. You don't even
(03:50):
need the key fob at once. Watch CHRISTI, will you
do me a favor? Will you find me somebody who
is unbelievably triggered by that sound? Eight six six to
Elliott eight six six two three five five four six eight.
They said there are people they get so that it
sets them off so much that they'll say something to
(04:11):
people like, we get it, right, we get it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You're locked.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's locked. There's a community right here that says beep
when locking is such an obnoxious car standard? Is this
not a global thing?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is it an American standard for cars sold here?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, that's a good question, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Definitely here I take advantage.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But the wait, so are you saying that like if
you drive a Toyota, No Toyota's beep?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I said, cars sold here?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So if I if I got a Toyota in Japan.
It wouldn't make the noise.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I don't either. I've never bought a car in.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A foreign car headline for this community.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I never lived in a foreign country. Well that's not sure.
I live in Canada.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The community is called f cars. Oh beep when locking
such an obnoxious car standard?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I've never thought about it upsetting someone. Oh people hate it?
Who didn't think I was racist?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
We get it, we get it. Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now are there some cars that have Maybe maybe my
mind doesn't beep. Maybe my beep is like not that
bad though? Are there some sorry doesn't make a noise? Yes,
it's bad because you don't need it. It's a normal beep.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you do it one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I do it a lot in the garage.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And when I'm following you, I think, oh my god,
he's scared of the jew and echo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But there's no one here in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But it doesn't matter. What if? What if? What if somebody?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What if somebody is here and they're just trying to
get something out of their trunk and you don't see him.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's very startling.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well I have done it. Uh, the second I've closed
the door and it is loud enough to startle me.
And I'm the one who's triggering a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Where am I going, Christian?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I can't if you find somebody, forget somebody who's affected
by it. You're telling me those people exist, and I
see their community here in f cars. But like, I
can't believe there are people who don't do it more
than once.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, I will say this. My car does not beep
at all.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
My car.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Did you somehow say to the the the lights flash.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Or anything or yeah, like the yeah, my lights will flash. Yeah,
but my card did. My card does not make a
noise and I didn't disable anything. They just that's how
it is. That being said, I only lock it once
I hit lock and you're done.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, like I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You're certain that you've locked it? Yes, you never second
guess that. No, I second guess myself and think I've
left the hatch.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Open while you're driving.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
No, no, No, after I've walked out the mirror, after I've
walked away from the car, I will be convinced I've
left the hatch open.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Mm hmm. And please tell me I didn't drive through
some sort of a gate and have to roll down
that window because my plane could have taken off and
I cannot. I lot that out of my hat.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's the last time.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
When we went to Vegas, I saw Tyler in the
When we pulled her around the same time, I was like, ah, God,
I hope and I know why. I was like, God,
I hope I put my window up because I got
there a little early and I was on the phone
out and smoking so the so I had the window down.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was like, oh God, I hope I put the
window up.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, my window was down because I pre purchased parking
that had to scan my coat.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Line five. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Hi, does nobody real quick, man, I bear with me
for one second. Does nobody lock their car before closing
the door? Meaning that because there is a button in
your car for lock and unlocked, you can hit lock
and close your door and it's locked.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, what do you mean? No?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, I understand you can, right, But who in their
right is doing that and feeling secure?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Now secure? Why wouldn't you? I mean it's the most
sure way.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That way, you don't have to sit there and go God,
I wonder if the button worked.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But you're you're hoping that the mechanism it properly sets
after the door is then closed again.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You know that's how doors closed.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Forever the nineties.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I locked my door before I close it. Thanks, because
I hate the sound of the of the cooker.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, thank you, thank you. Yeah, you hit the button
inside the car that locks it. Yes, and then you
close your door and there's no honk honk.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
There's no need for that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now, let me ask you this.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Let me use Tyler as the example who does it
so it goes off about one hundred times and the okay,
let me use Diane and Tyler as the examples for
they have to beat one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do those people annoy you?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, absolutely, especially if it's like like a partner or
something invites with people about it before, like do you have.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
To honk it?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
And you have to honk it while I'm right beside
the car.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, that's the other one they said for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If there was somebody Jesus elliot, how much out I
have such a mouthful of food.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But I'm testing everybody to see if you can hear it.
You can't. No, no, no, but they said that, don't hang.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Up on her.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh, okay, I had a question for her.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh go ahead, well no you're oh. I'm just going
to say both of you said it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You've walked away, so people could be walking behind your
car and all of a sudden they're carrying very precious
eggs that they spend a lot of money on, and
then all of a sudden you're like, and then the eggs.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Go Yes, I'm sorry, Tyler. You had a question for
the caller. Are you white?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You all right? Very good? Thank you man, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Has that ever popped in your head? Diane, because I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not trying to be fun. Yeah, I
think about that has.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A lot what that you hope you're not like aggressively
locking because there's a black eye walking behind you?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah? Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Woke? And I'll wake you up with that beep.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Too, because you don't want to give off that impression.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
But but the truth is you're gonna hit the button
a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Whether the guy's black, hispanic, or white, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
But most of the time, like Diane said, I'm not
even looking. I'm just listening.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, all you need is that that beep to assuaze
your fears.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'll be from blocks away, yes.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Because sometimes I'm like, oh damn, I'm too far away.
But then I'm like, oh, it's only a block and
a half. It's a pretty good range.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
If you if you don't hear it, do you then
put it up under your chin to give you the
extra fifty feet you walk back.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I definitely walked back. Yes, Kristen too.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh come.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Well, christ how far does your arm extend? For example,
I reached my further. Oh yeah, I can be behind
both automatic double doors at Shoppers inside the building. And
I'm listening for that still because I'm now still pushing it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Line three, Hi Elliott the morning, see dogs? Hey what's
going on? Dude?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
That makes me want to jump on people's hoods When
I hear that noise.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It upsets a lot of people, a lot of people.
Does your car beep? No, not at all. But now
here's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Excellent, Thank you don't and you don't lock before you
get out? No?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, you key fob All right, very good, very good?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Are you sure that's still standard?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
On?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
All vehicles. People are saying they can't do that. Wait
which one they cannot lock and get out and have
it still.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Be I just talk to a woman who does it.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No, I know, yes, some cars can, but it doesn't
look like that's universal. Still I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I've never tried it online.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I have it either.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I use a key fob that doesn't make noise, so
I don't have to worry about annoying people. I'm going
to try it today though, and see. That may be
my new that may be my new log strategy.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then you mentioned the light thing. I don't even
I hardly am looking. I don't even know if I flash.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I definitely flash, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Mine even goes an extra step. What do you mean
I flash and my mirrors pull in? Oh damn bro.
But they move in silently. It's not like they go.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like it's backing up.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, no, they move in silently. Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know you can customize advices. That's my new car alarm.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry, Hi, who is this hello?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Because mean yes, sir, Hi, I got a twenty twenty
three darsh Ram thirty five hundred right, So this thing
when if I leave the motor open, I mean the
engine running, and I go, like to Duncan Nose to
get a coffee. I get out the car, close the door.
It eats four times, and people think that I'm putting
(13:30):
the alarm on, but it's only telling me that I
left with the keypop on. And people hate this truck,
especially in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now, sir, you know you know you know, I'm going
to take you to task on something.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Okay, let's go the I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like the cars.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Running when they run inside to Duncan or seven eleven
or anything.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Okay, So I have an excuse for that. So this saying,
since it's a diesel motor, I've heard that quote unquote,
it's bad for these diesel motors to be turning on
and off, just like to go grab groceries.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No, that's that's shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Here's why you turn it off. People are going to
steal your car.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
But see, and that makes it worse because when I
close the door, it hanks four times. So when I
locked it, it hanks two more times, so it's six
times sixteps.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
When I do that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you went through that process ten times, that would
give you sixty beeps. That's what Tyler does to get
into the building. All right, my friend, I appreciate it.
Thank you, sir. Line eight, Hi, Yelly in the morning.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
This is answer.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I've actually called you before.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I have the black cag one a couple of my cars,
but so I have a two thousand and three suburban
And if you exit the vehicle, you can hit the
lock button one time on the door and it'll chime
inside and you close the door and walk away. It'll
all lock and flash for you. Now, if I walk
away and use the key fob, I can hit it
(15:07):
one time and it'll lock the whole thing and it
flashes if I hit it again. That's when it gives
me the hank. Yes, I've been You're good. No, No,
you go, you go, I was gonna say. And I've
been the victim of walking back out to the car
because I'm so paranoid.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
I'm like, did I hit it? Did I not hit it?
And then I'll go back down and I do the
chin thing and I'm over here like boot, I'm looking
like you know, like like I don't know what I'm
doing in life. It's trying to hawk my you know,
lock my car.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Hey, let me ask you this though, why why so
I understand that if you have the key fob and
you hit it once and it's silent, and if you
hit it twice you can do it. What what is
the purpose of that, Like, what is the purpose in
the designing of it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It's the same thing. It's you can hit it once
and it's it's quiet. So you don't say you come
home at night, or you you show up somewhere and
it's nighttime. You don't want to let everybody know that
your your home. It's kind of like turning off the
lights when you pull up somewhere, so you're not shining
everybody's house when you're pulling up. You know, kype of thing.
So you hit it once, it locks and you're good
to go. Same thing when I hit the door lock.
(16:10):
And this is a two thousand and three by the way,
but same thing. When I hit the door lock, it
just it's a silent, silent lock. Everything locks. But if
I hit that button again, even after I hit the
door and walk out, if I hit the keithob again,
it'll still be silent. And then if I hit it again,
then it hawks yep. And when I get in the vehicle,
and if I don't lock any doors, and I get
(16:31):
in the vehicle and start driving away, as soon as
it hits fifteen miles an hour, it automatically locks all
the doors.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, there's some cars that built that feature in. It's
very smart, Yes, very very smart.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All right, very good. By the way, where are you
calling me from? Kyp County, Jordian cop County. All right,
very good, Thank you, sir, thank you. What are you
showing me? Tylers?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So this is from that's from Instagram. I am in
Bermuda right now.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
No, the view of that beach.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No cars make noise when locking here. Love.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
By the way, I've never been to Bermuda. That looks beautiful.
That looks really nice. Line five Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, man, if you want Hawaii East, you should definitely
go to Bermuda. Very quiet, everything stuts down at time.
You'd love it. So So, until about a year ago,
not only did I never lock my car, but I
always left the keys in it, not in the ignition,
but on the floor. That way I wouldn't lose them.
And when I'm in commando with pants, the keys wouldn't
like disrupt the view. So now I locked my keys
(17:32):
in my car once, so I take them with me.
And I've always keithobbed. I never thought of hitting the button.
So I just got home. I'm going to try it
and see if it works.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, you're talking about hitting the button inside the car.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, so now, so you're saying I should like Now,
I just pulled my key out, so it unlocked. Right now,
I opened the door, and I should hit the lock
button on the door. Yes, all right, they all locked.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Get out of the car, Get up, close the door,
close the door.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Ma, thank you, Thank you, Elliott, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Thank you, sir, thank you,
my friend. Very simple. I'm going to try it today.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What he just did.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, it should work.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Some people are saying that their cars will not allow
that to happen.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
What kind of cars do they have?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
The Any messages have been sent of people trying this
this morning?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wait, so they tried it and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
The only one that I pulled out was Anthony, who said,
I'm quite the opposite of Tyler. If I see someone suspicious,
I'm hitting that button fifteen times.
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