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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a woman who decided and listened to each their own.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
But she decided.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
She was going to save herself till marriage before she
had sex.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Right, she was going to be a virgin until marriage.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And once she got married then she said, I will
then have relations with my husband.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So she meets this guy four.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Years ago and they hit it off, and she said,
I was very honest with him up front that I
have no intentions of ever sleeping with somebody until I'm married.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's just how I was brought up and that's how
I wished to be. And the guy said, hey, he's
going him. I'm I'm in on you now.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't know if it was one of those where
they're like because like every so often, and I don't
think it is based on reading about the woman, but
like every so often you'll get the like, okay, so
no no missionary sex, but everything else went oral but
like butt meaning anal but like all that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh, it wasn't like if ann's are butts.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah no, I didn't mean like oral, but you couldn't
do that, or only this one was doing and that
one wasn't. Yeah, I think it was we're not we're
not being we're not being intimate like we may kiss
and hold hands. But she was not going to have
sex until she got married, right, And this guy went
along for four years. I give him credit. Now, he
(01:29):
was not a virgin when they married. He had already
had the good fortune. But he said, I will respect
the wishes. So they got married, and on their wedding
night they went back to the to their marital place,
and they tried to They tried to make the sex.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What do you mean the m No, I don't think so.
I don't think so impeditivempenetrable like they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Next guest was whiskey D never mind, Uh no, penetrable,
what are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So, as it turns out, the bride, the woman Sarah
is her name, She had a condition that she had
no way of knowing about until her wedding ride. Yeah,
and she's getting ready because now she wants it and
(02:37):
her husband's been blueballing.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
For four years.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She's gonna undergo a procedure because she now knows what
her issue is with being able to have sex. And
I don't know if we'll find anybody that will say, oh, yeah,
I've had this. I know about this. I had the
same thing. I had it but got it taken care of.
And then I have another question. But you know what
(03:08):
her issue is, Diane, what time her hymen is so
thick she was unable to have sex?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wow, I would have never guessed.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That that that's a condition, that that's.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
What it was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She were like, Elliott, I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know that I would have ever said, oh,
how fix your hymen?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's an ask ask. Remember you were going to ask
your fellow hockey parents a year or so ago how
their wives You wanted to say, busted. Oh but if
it was in regular daily activity, right, or something sexual?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Or something sexual? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wait, but let me and I know it makes you
guys uncomfortable when I talk hymen's.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What are we doing with her in terms of menstrual blood?
There was a great question. She said that she had
a really thick hymen.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That wouldn't have her prevent her from having a period, right,
it can prevent the flow of what. Oh, maybe she
just thought she was blessed.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
She did say there was a small hole in the
middle of her hymen, So maybe what's wrong picturing it?
So maybe that's where the blood came.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Out, because some people when they do a little trickle,
when they do lose what is often a thinner piece
of tissue than clearly this woman.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Asked, oh she was sick.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Some people think that is their period and it's just
a little bloody one that happens. Busting it. No, I
know you want me to say it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I always felt like it was more more than just
a little bit bloody. Like I feel like in high
school you would hear horror stories of like, man, it
looked like I killed someone in there.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, someone who lives via penetrate of sex.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, via a penetrator would'd.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Be a little bit more clinical.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Now, I never had sex with a virgin.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Up high the react No, you know what I mean,
Like at some point, were you a mess?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
God, can we ask it in a different way?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
When you had pended true of sex for the first time,
was there a little bit of blood?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, right, yeah, I've never had that experience. Yeah, every
girl I've ever been with was not a virgin. Nobody
saved it for me because because they had had sex before.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But no, but I was gonna say for the for
the hymen, it isn't. Most most people think that it
is always fully covering the vaginal opening. I could have said, Regina, there,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, it's not a hot tub cover.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It can be. It can be fully covering, but in
other cases it's more like a contact lens, like a
crescent moon.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Diane, what did you have?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What is there's a name for both of the shapes?
Vomit inducing from you? One may be crescent one? Why
would I go so quickly to the night sky? So
is it crescent in full?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Is it also like a full moon?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I was just trying to think of other other nautical,
not lunar titles.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
How thick is this woman?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is impenetrable.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The crescentheimen is considered to be one of the more common,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And what is the other one called?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Um thick?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No? No, I'm talking about just the hole covering tissue,
hole covering the septate w h ol E covering septate.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Extra band of tissue, the imperforate, which essentially this one woman, right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
This one has a small hole.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh see this says no opening.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, this one's got a small hole in it.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, it sounds like those are the two.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's like when you puncture a tire.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And she said she's having a procedure.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, so this is the procedure I wanted to ask about.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
From a young age, she knew she wasn't gonna have
sex before marriage. Does this mean she never went to
a guino? Great question, like would a guino know if
you had a thick hymen? And she's howled she's forty.
Oh she's having a hymen ectomy.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
She must have never gone to a gynecologist because I
feel like they would have alerted her.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
To that, so you would have known. But is that
do you not go?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like if if you were if you were twenty five,
if you were a twenty five year old virgin lady.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You still go version or not?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, I'm asking because I don't know. That doesn't make
it a stupid question. She didn't go.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Because there's the risk of like cervical cancers and oh.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Jesus age, Well that's true, Yes she is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And she said, my mom also waited until marriage to
have sex. I was determined to make my mom proud.
She eventually got married in September twenty four, and the
pair spoke about sex before their date. She said she
was anxious, she wanted to be transparent, but yes, she
is going in for a hymen ectomy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Can I find anybody?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't care if it is on the receiving side
or if there's a guy now, or like does somebody
has somebody ever been affiliated with a hymen ectomy?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So zach Roth, I guess that's your cue to call
because he had a college girlfriend who had this.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's what he's claiming?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She had?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Am I?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
What am I?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
She had?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
She had a thick hymen apparently, so I don't remember
him telling a story like that. But is this? Does
this go back to clearance problems? Remember him his issues? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's right, Well, ever happens? Every vagina was like the
a foot bridge. He was just going to slam into
that thing. Say again, what happens? What do you mean
during this removal of They don't talk about it. That's
what I don't know. They don't talk about They just
said that she's going to have a hymen ectomy and
(09:30):
that afterwards then they believe that she'll be able to
have sex.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's removing or modifying the hymen by what means, uh,
a scalpel, I'm guessing.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Or topically want to be guessing on. Mm hmmm what
is that? Is that a hint?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
He thinks he's the Pillsbury dough boy who's using his
little white gloved finger.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Remember of doing the hind and ectomy. It's not the
dough boy whose finger a boss recreen actor grown ass man.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Mm hmmm Where am I going? Line two? Have they
had hi Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Hey? Is this me?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah? I don't know where. What have you heard of
this before?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I've had it?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Yeah, I had it when I was twelve, I think thirteen.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Wait a minute, you had you had behind the nectomy
at twelve or thirteen?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
I had started my period and I couldn't use a
tampon and I refused to walk around with this big
bulky We're talking the early eighties, so you know pads
are like this bulky.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, no, they look like third base on a baseball field.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Basically.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So the doctor said, yeah, you'll never you know, my
hymen was so sick that, you know, the doctor said, well,
you're going to have to have it surgically removed. And
so I was met my my doctor pot my cherry.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Basically, hey, I'm assuming the woman, so go figure.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm assuming like you're you're you're not under just like
a like what do they call that, like a daylight
thing or like when you get your wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, yeah, like the Twilight.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
General anesthesia, you are, Yeah, it was generalthesia.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, now when yeah, it was when I
hear thick, like I don't even know, I don't even know,
like it's it's clearly not like two inches thick or nothing.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
All I know is the doctor said a tampon wouldn't
penetrate it, and a penis wouldn't either.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
So I mean, John Holmes, that was back in the day.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
But I don't even.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Think he could have gotten through it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He might have been able to blast through it though
God's at the time.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, okay, good point.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
And then it was.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
So yeah, but then there was a lot of other
medical stuff that happened.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
But you know, that was I think that was the
start of it. Were you pa, I had like four
periods my entire life.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh was it? Was it painful?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like afterwards, like the recovery.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
To be honest, I can't remember that far back. I'm
fifty one now.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So probably interesting. But you but you're able to have.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Sex, able to just not having it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So yeah, that's all right, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right, get that you know what, Let's get back
on that bike. Get that couder running. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
See a bike may have done the trick riding.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Line sex, but I applaud her for calling there's this
is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Hi Elliott in the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hi? I don't want to say my name goes out.
She's probably listening. It's sort a bit mad. I'm talking
about her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh that's okay, Yeah, what do you what do you got?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
My daughter also had had to have a hymenectomy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
At what age did she have to have it?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
She had it. She was in grad school when she
had it. She found out about that she had it. Yeah,
and she's married now, but she's thirty and she she
also waited until she was married before she had sex.
But she found out that she had it by because
she couldn't use campon and she waited, you know. She
(13:54):
went to obed u i n and he said, oh,
this is why you can't use once because you you
have a thick comment and that's why. And he said,
if you don't have this timonectomy, then you wouldn't the
day comes that you do have sex, you won't be
able to. So that that's why she was never able
to in high school ever use the tampon.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So is that is would that be like obviously this
woman that I was reading about, she didn't use tampons,
but like in both cases, now this is the this
is this is how, this is how we're learning that
we can't use ponds.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, I mean that explains why she also has pc OS,
so I don't know if that maybe contributes through it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
But also what is what is w p O C
s p c O s p c O sistic.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Obvious polycystic overy syndrome.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I don't even know what that is. It doesn't
sound like I need to. Yeah I don't need it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, it's a female problem.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So the two other questions come to mind, like when
she went in and got the after the hymenectomy, everything
everything like everything's good, like now now it's like a
Now it's like a good running car.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, it's fine. And it was like a very simple procedure.
I mean, she was very little recovery time. It was
nothing simple.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What is the did they say, like what causes it?
Is that just like a like a kind of a
freaky thing.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, she was just born with it.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
You know.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
When she came home and told me about it, it's like,
you know, I vaguely remember something when you were an
infant or something. They might have said something about it.
Oh wow, I really don't.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, hey, and I don't know if you want to
answer this or not, but you said that she was
going to wait till marriage to have sex.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Where where does where does that come from?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
That was just something that that she believed in that
she was.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Into church right, and you didn't do that something that
I didn't know. No, I mean they and her dads
and we've been together for thirty six thirty seven years now,
have three girls and yeah and ah my, after like
three girls then they've all I've waited. I mean youngst
(16:13):
one just graduated from Radford and she's even waited him.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh my god, there's the statue fly the stone fly,
the stone flies away.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You had a daughter come out of Radford with with
cherry intact.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ov yesterday you today? Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What other records said?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Wow? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Whatying though?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But hey, that's nuts? All right, very good, very good,
Thank you man, thank you. Oh you know what I
should have asked her.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm gonna guess no, because I feel like she's She
would have said, so, she had three daughters, did only
one have the thicky hymen?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
She would have told you she would, right. Do you
have any indication as to the prevalence of this?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I was actually going to ask the same thing, like
I'd never heard of it before. But is it one
in is it one in five?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
In five? That's way? But does this get you know what?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm going to do a poll at the at the
Franz Ferdinand Shock. Excuse me, ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Does this kind of point you towards? And I have
never really understood it, and it seems so nonsensical to me.
But there is a group of people who feel like
the use of tampons indicates the loss of virginity? No,
and is it? I don't agree with it at all?
(17:47):
So you would because it till padded till like a
lot of people will stretch, tear or bust the tissue
for the first time with a tampon.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Is that true? Yes, you papa, you pop a cherry
with a tampon.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
See you're different. You can't say that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, how is that different?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Because that, to me is a associated with losing your virginity.
So you're a part of the problem if you're saying that.
Buster hymen and Papa cherry. Those are my two favorite men.
They're both the same thing. Though, No, I think that
cherry is more associated with But isn't it from the
(18:31):
same thing? Again, this conversation has got me to that
feeling that people have about using tamp You.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Pop someone's cherry, You busted their hinds.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Elliott, what why are you saying it with such aggression?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, no, because I'm trying to make my point, Like
you keep telling me they're different, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's potato potato.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Not everyone though, who's a virgin has an intact membrane.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Insane in the rain.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No sex sounds fun, I know, you see what I'm saying, Like,
so someone can be a verse.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Is anybody else telling themselves the snow white joke?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Sing again the no no?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But with her cherry they just found seven little dents
in it. That's not that's a great old joke.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yes, that is that's his l I think he did. No,
the Seven Dwarves.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, we got what you were trying to reference.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, with just a little dance in it. That's hysterical. Anyway,
I'm sorry back to you.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Over the course of a lifetime, yeah, over a vaginas existed.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's like a cat.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You got a oil.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Mapping, whether it be yes, a daily activity or or
one off as we've talked about in the past many
many times, like.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sports, hibbitty hop, yeah, barstool or even.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
An accident, right, or sex if perhaps it is uh
stretched with the use of a tampon. None of those
mean you're no longer a virgin.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh, I would agree with that virgin is sex.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
But right, plenty of people when they lose their virginity
will use the cherry yeah description, but that their hymen's
no longer intact.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh, so the cherry could have been popped a long
time ago, That's what I'm saying. But no, yeah, but
then it's like then it's just I don't want to
say a figure of speech, but it is because it
sounds better than going I had penetrative sex for the
first time. You're like, no, I popped my cherry, meaning
like it's your first time.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Like Ryan Leonard.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Popped his NHL cherry when he played the game, but
he's played hockey a lot, so he didn't play hockey
for the first time, but he popped his NHL cherry.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So I understand what you're saying. You could have lost that. Yeah,
you could have.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lost that hymen in a bike accident when you were eight, right,
But you would say I didn't pop my cherry till
I was seventeen, correct, Yeah, okay, we're on the same page.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
There, no to you.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But always meant busting the hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
No, it did because I always assumed that that's that
I wrongfully, So I assumed that the hymen holds until
until mister Peene comes along.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Always.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, Like, I don't think I know anybody who in case,
unless Diana Christen want to speak up, But I don't
know that I know anybody who was like, oh, I
busted my hymen on a tampon.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
But this is why you were gonna pull those hockey moms.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, but not to ask if they lost it on
a tampon. I was gonna ask if they lost it,
like like their kid was shooting pucks in the basement.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
What a tra.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But yeah, no, to me, one begets the other and
I'm the problem.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Right right, But there you go, we sort of. I've
always found it so silly that people would think that,
but now I understand what their flawed no offense mindset
is flawed reasoning is.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You know, sometimes you get a package and the plastic
wrap on it is so thick that like you have
to use the scissors to get through.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Is that what the thick hymen is?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I've yet to see an actual measurement, oh of how
thick it is compared to how thin a crescent hymen is.
Are we done?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I don't think so. Line four needs me? Hi Elliott
in the morning?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Who's this? This is Kelly.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I had a hymenec tomy when I.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That a girl will take about girl?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, I like the excitement was yours because you couldn't
wear the ponds.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
So it was a terrible story. But I actually got
a tampon stuck. My mom had to get it out.
Went to the guynecologist and he explained to me that
it's shaped like a donut normally, but mine had a
piece of flesh running right down the middle.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Interesting, so I had to.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Have it removed.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Interesting. Interesting? Can I can I ask you something? Please
go for it?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
How mortifying is having to ask your mom to get
this thing out?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Wait, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
We were going to the I have an older sister
and we were going to the pool that day. And
this was the first time I'd ever like I couldn't
go to the pool if I couldn't get the tampon in,
And she'd always made fun of me or such a
big baby.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Just do it.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
I finally get up the nerve, and it took me
like two and a half three hours to finally do it.
Something wasn't right and I couldn't get it out.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So like that happened sometimes, Like if I.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Put a contact in and like it's not right, you
got to get it out and then put it back in.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You you wanted to go swimming, and you were like,
I'm going to fight for three hours to get.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
This bad boy in there.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, yeah, that thing expands a little bit and that
contact ain't fitting. But you can't get it out. Mom,
Oh my god, that's well like a.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Total And I didn't know what was wrong. I thought
I was just being an idiot because I've never tried
one before, right, so I was like I was just
doing this.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Wrong or you know, Hey, at what point did your
mom say, I'm at my wits end, like we gotta
we gotta go to a doctor.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Well, wait, she got it out. Oh, I don't think
it ever actually got like, you know, she got it out.
And then we went to the doctor like within a
few days, and he that was my first exam and
he explained why there was an issue, and within a
few days I was scheduled for the surgery.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
That was that.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And then once the surgery took place.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I also imagine your mom had like foot up up
against your thigh and was pull it and what is
the But once you had the procedure, you're good to go.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Right, Yeah, it's totally fun.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Good for you. Hey, did your sister have it?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And your mom clearly didn't.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Did they say, well, but so it's not genetic, it's
just bad luck.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I think it's just a fluke thing that happens, you know,
not it's kind of a bad comparison, but like web
toes or.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh yeah, web web bagoon. All right, No, that's good
to know. That's good to know. All right, very good,
very good, thank you anything.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
I didn't actually lose my virginity till I was twenty three,
but I had to explain it to the guy. He
actually didn't believe me, and I was like, no, I
really am a virgin. I had to have it surgically
removed when I was fifteen.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh really, and he got and he was a little
he was a little like why was he so off put?
Like he didn't he couldn't see the quote the residue,
and was right, he just.
Speaker 10 (26:07):
Didn't believe me. He didn't think that i'd made it
to twenty three without and honestly, i'd been with women before.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
He was just the first guy.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
God right, but yeah, he didn't believe me, and I
had to tell the story and be like, no, I
really it was surgically removed. And then to have to
write that on forms at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Well like if you had any previous surgeries, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Nobody ever knows what the heck you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You gotta explain it every time. He's like you're the doctor.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, that's pretty good. But I mean it must be
I mean, the benefit to that. It must be like like,
for example, just any other person who loses it the
penetratorative way.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Like that thing just gets bam.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yours was like so nicely removed and so in clean
slicing and stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm sure it's very nice.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I mean I wouldn't know, but I've never had complaints.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
There you go. All right, very good, very good, Thank
you man, thank you, thank you lover.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yes, Tyler, if you we're not gonna end clinical, are you,
I will give you the numbers that you sought for.
Oh yes, for not only prevalence, but also for comparison. Okay,
happens to one in one thousand vaginas. Wow, you had
it at one in five.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
All right, No, I knew I was going to be
a little off, but one in one thousand. So there's
five million people that live in DC. Let's say half
of them are women, so two point five million. Break
that down by a thousand. That's a lot of sealed.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Coot and the average I am in is between one
and two millimeters thick. They have seen cases.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh, can we guess sure?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Like you want me to say three and four, I'm
gonna say seven to eight millimeters.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well you have to go to centimeters.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No way at bigger no way. Yes, how many three?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
We have a tape measure in the stom Oh yeah,
to illustrate.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's a lot of hairs.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
So you're gonna be I mean, this is inches, but
you're gonna be about there, dude. Yeah, you now know
why surgery's required.
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Yeah, you ain't getting through that and an anesthesia
It's a woman who decided and listened to each their own.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
But she decided.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
She was going to save herself till marriage before she
had sex.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Right, she was going to be a virgin until marriage.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And once she got married then she said, I will
then have relations with my husband.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So she meets this guy four.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Years ago and they hit it off, and she said,
I was very honest with him up front that I
have no intentions of ever sleeping with somebody until I'm married.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's just how I was brought up and that's how
I wished to be. And the guy said, hey, he's
going him. I'm I'm in on you now.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't know if it was one of those where
they're like because like every so often, and I don't
think it is based on reading about the woman, but
like every so often you'll get the like, okay, so
no no missionary sex, but everything else went oral but
like butt meaning anal but like all that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh, it wasn't like if ann's are butts.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah no, I didn't mean like oral, but you couldn't
do that, or only this one was doing and that
one wasn't. Yeah, I think it was we're not we're
not being we're not being intimate like we may kiss
and hold hands. But she was not going to have
sex until she got married, right, And this guy went
along for four years. I give him credit. Now, he
(01:29):
was not a virgin when they married. He had already
had the good fortune. But he said, I will respect
the wishes. So they got married, and on their wedding
night they went back to the to their marital place,
and they tried to They tried to make the sex.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What do you mean the m No, I don't think so.
I don't think so impeditivempenetrable like they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Next guest was whiskey D never mind, Uh no, penetrable,
what are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So, as it turns out, the bride, the woman Sarah
is her name, She had a condition that she had
no way of knowing about until her wedding ride. Yeah,
and she's getting ready because now she wants it and
(02:37):
her husband's been blueballing.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
For four years.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She's gonna undergo a procedure because she now knows what
her issue is with being able to have sex. And
I don't know if we'll find anybody that will say, oh, yeah,
I've had this. I know about this. I had the
same thing. I had it but got it taken care of.
And then I have another question. But you know what
(03:08):
her issue is, Diane, what time her hymen is so
thick she was unable to have sex?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wow, I would have never guessed.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That that that's a condition, that that's.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
What it was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She were like, Elliott, I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know that I would have ever said, oh,
how fix your hymen?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's an ask ask. Remember you were going to ask
your fellow hockey parents a year or so ago how
their wives You wanted to say, busted. Oh but if
it was in regular daily activity, right, or something sexual?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Or something sexual? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wait, but let me and I know it makes you
guys uncomfortable when I talk hymen's.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What are we doing with her in terms of menstrual blood?
There was a great question. She said that she had
a really thick hymen.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That wouldn't have her prevent her from having a period, right,
it can prevent the flow of what. Oh, maybe she
just thought she was blessed.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
She did say there was a small hole in the
middle of her hymen, So maybe what's wrong picturing it?
So maybe that's where the blood came.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Out, because some people when they do a little trickle,
when they do lose what is often a thinner piece
of tissue than clearly this woman.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Asked, oh she was sick.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Some people think that is their period and it's just
a little bloody one that happens. Busting it. No, I
know you want me to say it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I always felt like it was more more than just
a little bit bloody. Like I feel like in high
school you would hear horror stories of like, man, it
looked like I killed someone in there.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, someone who lives via penetrate of sex.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, via a penetrator would'd.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Be a little bit more clinical.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Now, I never had sex with a virgin.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Up high the react No, you know what I mean,
Like at some point, were you a mess?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
God, can we ask it in a different way?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
When you had pended true of sex for the first time,
was there a little bit of blood?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, right, yeah, I've never had that experience. Yeah, every
girl I've ever been with was not a virgin. Nobody
saved it for me because because they had had sex before.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But no, but I was gonna say for the for
the hymen, it isn't. Most most people think that it
is always fully covering the vaginal opening. I could have said, Regina, there,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, it's not a hot tub cover.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It can be. It can be fully covering, but in
other cases it's more like a contact lens, like a
crescent moon.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Diane, what did you have?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What is there's a name for both of the shapes?
Vomit inducing from you? One may be crescent one? Why
would I go so quickly to the night sky? So
is it crescent in full?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Is it also like a full moon?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I was just trying to think of other other nautical,
not lunar titles.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
How thick is this woman?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is impenetrable.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The crescentheimen is considered to be one of the more common,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And what is the other one called?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Um thick?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No? No, I'm talking about just the hole covering tissue,
hole covering the septate w h ol E covering septate.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Extra band of tissue, the imperforate, which essentially this one woman, right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
This one has a small hole.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh see this says no opening.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, this one's got a small hole in it.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, it sounds like those are the two.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's like when you puncture a tire.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And she said she's having a procedure.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, so this is the procedure I wanted to ask about.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
From a young age, she knew she wasn't gonna have
sex before marriage. Does this mean she never went to
a guino? Great question, like would a guino know if
you had a thick hymen? And she's howled she's forty.
Oh she's having a hymen ectomy.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
She must have never gone to a gynecologist because I
feel like they would have alerted her.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
To that, so you would have known. But is that
do you not go?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like if if you were if you were twenty five,
if you were a twenty five year old virgin lady.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You still go version or not?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, I'm asking because I don't know. That doesn't make
it a stupid question. She didn't go.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Because there's the risk of like cervical cancers and oh.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Jesus age, Well that's true, Yes she is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And she said, my mom also waited until marriage to
have sex. I was determined to make my mom proud.
She eventually got married in September twenty four, and the
pair spoke about sex before their date. She said she
was anxious, she wanted to be transparent, but yes, she
is going in for a hymen ectomy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Can I find anybody?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't care if it is on the receiving side
or if there's a guy now, or like does somebody
has somebody ever been affiliated with a hymen ectomy?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So zach Roth, I guess that's your cue to call
because he had a college girlfriend who had this.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's what he's claiming?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She had?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Am I?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
What am I?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
She had?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
She had a thick hymen apparently, so I don't remember
him telling a story like that. But is this? Does
this go back to clearance problems? Remember him his issues? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's right, Well, ever happens? Every vagina was like the
a foot bridge. He was just going to slam into
that thing. Say again, what happens? What do you mean
during this removal of They don't talk about it. That's
what I don't know. They don't talk about They just
said that she's going to have a hymen ectomy and
(09:30):
that afterwards then they believe that she'll be able to
have sex.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's removing or modifying the hymen by what means, uh,
a scalpel, I'm guessing.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Or topically want to be guessing on. Mm hmmm what
is that? Is that a hint?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
He thinks he's the Pillsbury dough boy who's using his
little white gloved finger.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Remember of doing the hind and ectomy. It's not the
dough boy whose finger a boss recreen actor grown ass man.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Mm hmmm Where am I going? Line two? Have they
had hi Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Hey? Is this me?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah? I don't know where. What have you heard of
this before?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I've had it?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Yeah, I had it when I was twelve, I think thirteen.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Wait a minute, you had you had behind the nectomy
at twelve or thirteen?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
I had started my period and I couldn't use a
tampon and I refused to walk around with this big
bulky We're talking the early eighties, so you know pads
are like this bulky.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, no, they look like third base on a baseball field.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Basically.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So the doctor said, yeah, you'll never you know, my
hymen was so sick that, you know, the doctor said, well,
you're going to have to have it surgically removed. And
so I was met my my doctor pot my cherry.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Basically, hey, I'm assuming the woman, so go figure.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm assuming like you're you're you're not under just like
a like what do they call that, like a daylight
thing or like when you get your wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, yeah, like the Twilight.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
General anesthesia, you are, Yeah, it was generalthesia.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, now when yeah, it was when I
hear thick, like I don't even know, I don't even know,
like it's it's clearly not like two inches thick or nothing.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
All I know is the doctor said a tampon wouldn't
penetrate it, and a penis wouldn't either.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
So I mean, John Holmes, that was back in the day.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
But I don't even.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Think he could have gotten through it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He might have been able to blast through it though
God's at the time.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, okay, good point.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
And then it was.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
So yeah, but then there was a lot of other
medical stuff that happened.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
But you know, that was I think that was the
start of it. Were you pa, I had like four
periods my entire life.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh was it? Was it painful?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like afterwards, like the recovery.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
To be honest, I can't remember that far back. I'm
fifty one now.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So probably interesting. But you but you're able to have.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Sex, able to just not having it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So yeah, that's all right, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right, get that you know what, Let's get back
on that bike. Get that couder running. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
See a bike may have done the trick riding.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Line sex, but I applaud her for calling there's this
is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Hi Elliott in the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hi? I don't want to say my name goes out.
She's probably listening. It's sort a bit mad. I'm talking
about her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh that's okay, Yeah, what do you what do you got?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
My daughter also had had to have a hymenectomy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
At what age did she have to have it?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
She had it. She was in grad school when she
had it. She found out about that she had it. Yeah,
and she's married now, but she's thirty and she she
also waited until she was married before she had sex.
But she found out that she had it by because
she couldn't use campon and she waited, you know. She
(13:54):
went to obed u i n and he said, oh,
this is why you can't use once because you you
have a thick comment and that's why. And he said,
if you don't have this timonectomy, then you wouldn't the
day comes that you do have sex, you won't be
able to. So that that's why she was never able
to in high school ever use the tampon.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So is that is would that be like obviously this
woman that I was reading about, she didn't use tampons,
but like in both cases, now this is the this
is this is how, this is how we're learning that
we can't use ponds.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, I mean that explains why she also has pc OS,
so I don't know if that maybe contributes through it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
But also what is what is w p O C
s p c O s p c O sistic.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Obvious polycystic overy syndrome.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I don't even know what that is. It doesn't
sound like I need to. Yeah I don't need it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, it's a female problem.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So the two other questions come to mind, like when
she went in and got the after the hymenectomy, everything
everything like everything's good, like now now it's like a
Now it's like a good running car.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, it's fine. And it was like a very simple procedure.
I mean, she was very little recovery time. It was
nothing simple.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What is the did they say, like what causes it?
Is that just like a like a kind of a
freaky thing.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, she was just born with it.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
You know.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
When she came home and told me about it, it's like,
you know, I vaguely remember something when you were an
infant or something. They might have said something about it.
Oh wow, I really don't.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, hey, and I don't know if you want to
answer this or not, but you said that she was
going to wait till marriage to have sex.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Where where does where does that come from?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
That was just something that that she believed in that
she was.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Into church right, and you didn't do that something that
I didn't know. No, I mean they and her dads
and we've been together for thirty six thirty seven years now,
have three girls and yeah and ah my, after like
three girls then they've all I've waited. I mean youngst
(16:13):
one just graduated from Radford and she's even waited him.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh my god, there's the statue fly the stone fly,
the stone flies away.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You had a daughter come out of Radford with with
cherry intact.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ov yesterday you today? Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What other records said?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Wow? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Whatying though?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But hey, that's nuts? All right, very good, very good,
Thank you man, thank you. Oh you know what I
should have asked her.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm gonna guess no, because I feel like she's She
would have said, so, she had three daughters, did only
one have the thicky hymen?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
She would have told you she would, right. Do you
have any indication as to the prevalence of this?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I was actually going to ask the same thing, like
I'd never heard of it before. But is it one
in is it one in five?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
In five? That's way? But does this get you know what?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm going to do a poll at the at the
Franz Ferdinand Shock. Excuse me, ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Does this kind of point you towards? And I have
never really understood it, and it seems so nonsensical to me.
But there is a group of people who feel like
the use of tampons indicates the loss of virginity? No,
and is it? I don't agree with it at all?
(17:47):
So you would because it till padded till like a
lot of people will stretch, tear or bust the tissue
for the first time with a tampon.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Is that true? Yes, you papa, you pop a cherry
with a tampon.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
See you're different. You can't say that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, how is that different?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Because that, to me is a associated with losing your virginity.
So you're a part of the problem if you're saying that.
Buster hymen and Papa cherry. Those are my two favorite men.
They're both the same thing. Though, No, I think that
cherry is more associated with But isn't it from the
(18:31):
same thing? Again, this conversation has got me to that
feeling that people have about using tamp You.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Pop someone's cherry, You busted their hinds.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Elliott, what why are you saying it with such aggression?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, no, because I'm trying to make my point, Like
you keep telling me they're different, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's potato potato.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Not everyone though, who's a virgin has an intact membrane.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Insane in the rain.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No sex sounds fun, I know, you see what I'm saying, Like,
so someone can be a verse.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Is anybody else telling themselves the snow white joke?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Sing again the no no?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But with her cherry they just found seven little dents
in it. That's not that's a great old joke.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yes, that is that's his l I think he did. No,
the Seven Dwarves.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, we got what you were trying to reference.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, with just a little dance in it. That's hysterical. Anyway,
I'm sorry back to you.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Over the course of a lifetime, yeah, over a vaginas existed.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's like a cat.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You got a oil.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Mapping, whether it be yes, a daily activity or or
one off as we've talked about in the past many
many times, like.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sports, hibbitty hop, yeah, barstool or even.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
An accident, right, or sex if perhaps it is uh
stretched with the use of a tampon. None of those
mean you're no longer a virgin.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh, I would agree with that virgin is sex.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
But right, plenty of people when they lose their virginity
will use the cherry yeah description, but that their hymen's
no longer intact.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh, so the cherry could have been popped a long
time ago, That's what I'm saying. But no, yeah, but
then it's like then it's just I don't want to
say a figure of speech, but it is because it
sounds better than going I had penetrative sex for the
first time. You're like, no, I popped my cherry, meaning
like it's your first time.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Like Ryan Leonard.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Popped his NHL cherry when he played the game, but
he's played hockey a lot, so he didn't play hockey
for the first time, but he popped his NHL cherry.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So I understand what you're saying. You could have lost that. Yeah,
you could have.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lost that hymen in a bike accident when you were eight, right,
But you would say I didn't pop my cherry till
I was seventeen, correct, Yeah, okay, we're on the same page.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
There, no to you.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But always meant busting the hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
No, it did because I always assumed that that's that
I wrongfully, So I assumed that the hymen holds until
until mister Peene comes along.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Always.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, Like, I don't think I know anybody who in case,
unless Diana Christen want to speak up, But I don't
know that I know anybody who was like, oh, I
busted my hymen on a tampon.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
But this is why you were gonna pull those hockey moms.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, but not to ask if they lost it on
a tampon. I was gonna ask if they lost it,
like like their kid was shooting pucks in the basement.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
What a tra.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But yeah, no, to me, one begets the other and
I'm the problem.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Right right, But there you go, we sort of. I've
always found it so silly that people would think that,
but now I understand what their flawed no offense mindset
is flawed reasoning is.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You know, sometimes you get a package and the plastic
wrap on it is so thick that like you have
to use the scissors to get through.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Is that what the thick hymen is?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I've yet to see an actual measurement, oh of how
thick it is compared to how thin a crescent hymen is.
Are we done?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I don't think so. Line four needs me? Hi Elliott
in the morning?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Who's this? This is Kelly.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I had a hymenec tomy when I.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That a girl will take about girl?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, I like the excitement was yours because you couldn't
wear the ponds.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
So it was a terrible story. But I actually got
a tampon stuck. My mom had to get it out.
Went to the guynecologist and he explained to me that
it's shaped like a donut normally, but mine had a
piece of flesh running right down the middle.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Interesting, so I had to.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Have it removed.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Interesting. Interesting? Can I can I ask you something? Please
go for it?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
How mortifying is having to ask your mom to get
this thing out?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Wait, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
We were going to the I have an older sister
and we were going to the pool that day. And
this was the first time I'd ever like I couldn't
go to the pool if I couldn't get the tampon in,
And she'd always made fun of me or such a
big baby.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Just do it.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
I finally get up the nerve, and it took me
like two and a half three hours to finally do it.
Something wasn't right and I couldn't get it out.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So like that happened sometimes, Like if I.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Put a contact in and like it's not right, you
got to get it out and then put it back in.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You you wanted to go swimming, and you were like,
I'm going to fight for three hours to get.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
This bad boy in there.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, yeah, that thing expands a little bit and that
contact ain't fitting. But you can't get it out. Mom,
Oh my god, that's well like a.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Total And I didn't know what was wrong. I thought
I was just being an idiot because I've never tried
one before, right, so I was like I was just
doing this.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Wrong or you know, Hey, at what point did your
mom say, I'm at my wits end, like we gotta
we gotta go to a doctor.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Well, wait, she got it out. Oh, I don't think
it ever actually got like, you know, she got it out.
And then we went to the doctor like within a
few days, and he that was my first exam and
he explained why there was an issue, and within a
few days I was scheduled for the surgery.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
That was that.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And then once the surgery took place.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I also imagine your mom had like foot up up
against your thigh and was pull it and what is
the But once you had the procedure, you're good to go.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Right, Yeah, it's totally fun.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Good for you. Hey, did your sister have it?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And your mom clearly didn't.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Did they say, well, but so it's not genetic, it's
just bad luck.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I think it's just a fluke thing that happens, you know,
not it's kind of a bad comparison, but like web
toes or.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh yeah, web web bagoon. All right, No, that's good
to know. That's good to know. All right, very good,
very good, thank you anything.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
I didn't actually lose my virginity till I was twenty three,
but I had to explain it to the guy. He
actually didn't believe me, and I was like, no, I
really am a virgin. I had to have it surgically
removed when I was fifteen.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh really, and he got and he was a little
he was a little like why was he so off put?
Like he didn't he couldn't see the quote the residue,
and was right, he just.
Speaker 10 (26:07):
Didn't believe me. He didn't think that i'd made it
to twenty three without and honestly, i'd been with women before.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
He was just the first guy.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
God right, but yeah, he didn't believe me, and I
had to tell the story and be like, no, I
really it was surgically removed. And then to have to
write that on forms at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Well like if you had any previous surgeries, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Nobody ever knows what the heck you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You gotta explain it every time. He's like you're the doctor.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, that's pretty good. But I mean it must be
I mean, the benefit to that. It must be like like,
for example, just any other person who loses it the
penetratorative way.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Like that thing just gets bam.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yours was like so nicely removed and so in clean
slicing and stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm sure it's very nice.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I mean I wouldn't know, but I've never had complaints.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
There you go. All right, very good, very good, Thank
you man, thank you, thank you lover.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yes, Tyler, if you we're not gonna end clinical, are you,
I will give you the numbers that you sought for.
Oh yes, for not only prevalence, but also for comparison. Okay,
happens to one in one thousand vaginas. Wow, you had
it at one in five.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
All right, No, I knew I was going to be
a little off, but one in one thousand. So there's
five million people that live in DC. Let's say half
of them are women, so two point five million. Break
that down by a thousand. That's a lot of sealed.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Coot and the average I am in is between one
and two millimeters thick. They have seen cases.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh, can we guess sure?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Like you want me to say three and four, I'm
gonna say seven to eight millimeters.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well you have to go to centimeters.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No way at bigger no way. Yes, how many three?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
We have a tape measure in the stom Oh yeah,
to illustrate.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's a lot of hairs.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
So you're gonna be I mean, this is inches, but
you're gonna be about there, dude. Yeah, you now know
why surgery's required.
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Yeah, you ain't getting through that and an anesthesia
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