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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dorritt and p K Kemsley.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm sorry her name is det Well, why.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Didn she just put a no with the I will say,
well that is how you say it, and w and
p K K okay, can we please?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't know who they are. I don't know who
they are. Are they are they likable housewives people.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
People take her to task because she has a very
odd accent when she was born in Connecticut, but she
tries to sound a little Britishy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Like, uh like upper crust.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh, p K.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
There.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
But they have since now split exactly exactly. I believe
just filed.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
For divorce exactly now. Here's here's why I ask. And
by the way, I'm not criticizing. I know nothing about
these people. I'm not choosing sides. I don't know whether
it's p K's fault or Dorito's fall or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know who's it falled.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I honestly, if both of them walked in here with
a plate of fish, I wouldn't know. I would just
think they were from the restaurant. They could walk in
and be like, hey, we're setting up for wil Dorado,
and I'd be like, awesome. I would be surprised. But anyway,
they were photographed. Now follow me here, I'm going somewhere. Yeah,
(01:23):
they have two kids, right, I don't know the kid's name.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
God, Like, I can only remember their daughter's Phoenix. I
can't remember their younger name. Yeah, they're little, they're probably
like eight nine.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
They have a nine year old son.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know that because they were just photographed at his
baseball game. But you could see they didn't sit together
at the game.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah right, So she's like down on
this end of the.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Leaders her son's jagger. Sorry, it was gonna drive me
crazy if I didn't look that up.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So, like, Diane, can you see she's down here?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah right, and he's up here, and they're just not
sitting together at the game. To me, Like, I know that, Listen,
I've seen that a million times, right, I've seen both
at both ends of a hockey rank. I've seen different
sides of a hockey rink, not with Jackie and I.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I don't like to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sit with Jackie during the game because you don't understand
all the rules.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Thee But I feel like that is and how long
have they been split up?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I mean, I'm only going by how I've seen them
in seasons of the show, right they this.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Things went really south this season. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
They announced their separation last May, so we're we're going.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
On a year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The fact that they're not sitting together at the game,
that doesn't that doesn't surprise me, and I'm really not
bothered by it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yes, they're not the first couple to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You agree, though, at some point, what is the what
is the little boy's name?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Jacker? At some point.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Though, that goes away and you sit together. Maybe not
at a little league gay, but his graduation. Well, yeah,
they will sit together. How old will he it's five
years from now, six years from now?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
How old is he?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He's nine?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh so eight years. Yeah, they'll, they'll, they'll. You should
be at that point able to put it aside.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, he's eleven the okay, Phoenix is nine, right, I'm sorry, Phoenix.
The little girl is nine. She's quite the dancer. She's
a performer. It's in her blood. In a perfect world, yes, La,
you'd like to think that they could coexist. But in
a perfect world they would have been together.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Still Okay, well yes, but you still managed to put
things aside, you know, where I don't expect it to
still be going on thirty years after a divorce. Do
you know somebody I was reading about somebody. So there's
these grandpa, grandma and grandpa. They have been divorced for
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thirty years. Their daughter has a son who's graduating from
high school. The grandparents are early seventies. They have been
divorced for thirty years, and they are going crazy because
they can't be around each other at all. And again,
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there was no I don't know what the cause for
divorce was, but it wasn't. There wasn't something like physical
or violent or anything like that. Grandpa hates grandma and
will not be so. For graduation. They want a couple
of things. Again, it's their daughter's kid who's graduating high school.
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They want family meal, two separate ones, one excuse me,
one for grandma, one for grandpa. We want seats separated,
Grandma over here, Grandpa over there. We do not want
to all arrive together, separate cars. So maybe I go
(05:12):
with that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Why are you shaking your head at me?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Because this is are they actually going to these great
links to appease grandma and grandpa?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And you get to say, here's the problem. Suck it up.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
If somebody has that much of a problem, then you
sit home and stream it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here's the problem, the woman whose son is graduating, she
has a sibling who's also dealt with these same parents. Yeah,
he accommodated them.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, he accommodated them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But after thirty years, I mean, forget this individual scenario.
Wouldn't you think after X amount of time again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's not about you, it's for the kid.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, But I'm putting aside, and I hate to bring
it up because I don't want to be a downer,
but I'm putting I'm putting aside that there was some
kind of like abuse right where it's just these two
hate each other.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah, so you're taking this example. But then the specifics
of this example don't matter to you. You just think
that it is crazy that three decades later they can't
peacefully coexist for someone else's sake exact hours.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I'm not saying that they need to have each
other over for dinner.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I could also understand that if it were a family function,
they don't want to sit next to each other. So
you sit on this side of the table, you sit
over here, and you don't have to you know, pass
the corn nuts, bitch, like you.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Don't have to do any of that.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So I'm assuming we'll get a lot of stories about
people who have similar situations in their lives.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And I'm so.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
But yes, yes, I love it, and I love it
certainly the case.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I love it. However, I'm also petty. I'm also petty.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Put a year on it, though, Oh, at what point?
Because you said that for Dorito and PK it's fine
because it's within a year. When do you want it
to be okay to sit in the same row at
the baseball game or anything. Again, you're not arguing they
need to dine out with each other.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're saying when they have to go to joint events.
I don't know that they ever have to sit together
at a baseball game. Okay, Well, but you said for
thirty years, it's ridiculous. Okay, thirty years, like you're seventy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
You just give me a year between one and thirty
that you think we should come to terms with what's
happened and be able to.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But we're not talking We're talking about life events or
just events, but not a baseball game.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Why does the baseball part matter?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Because it could be any sporting event. I don't need
to sit with you. I can go sit over there.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
You're trying to support a child or a grandchild. When
would you like to see everyone get over the divorce?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Five years? Five? Is that too long? Is that too long?
I was gonna say, maybe I would still.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hate, Like if Jackie and I got divorced for some reason,
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I would.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know how I am scorched earth. I'd hate her, right,
I Wouldn't you know?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I would.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm not going to I'm not going to Tennessee club
hockey games.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's sitting next to her.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But if my kid was like doing something and there
was a dinner, I'd go five within five years, five years,
Maybe not the first four, but five years.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So Dylan who said love the drama Diana and the
Drus story of parents who have been divorced thirty two years.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Thirty two and they can't stand to be around each other.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
They were in the same room for a high school
graduation of his sat on opposite sides of the auditorium
and haven't said a word since wow to each other.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Was there? Was there a dinner? Was there like a
family dinner? And I don't mean like out at a restaurant,
but like a barbecue at the house or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Do they not go?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Maybe they just bail early?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, Like would I not show up at the barbecue?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I want to. I want the barbecue. Also, I win.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Because in your mind you'd be like, no, no, no,
then they win. If I don't show up, then they
win because you're.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well not well, yes, they win, which would piss me off. Also,
I don't Here's what I don't want the rest of
the neighbors doing.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh where's his dad?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh he didn't come because you know he can't stand
to be around the mother baby. Yes, exactly. I don't
want to be a bitch, right, but I also don't
want to be there. I'll sit over on the side
of drink.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Suck it up. It's a couple of hours, right, Yeah,
you suck it up. You suck it up.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Thomas asks, did grandma and Grandpa split up because they
both made everything all about themselves? So you're saying, so
you don't want to hear stories of people who have
decades and decades.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, yes, I want it all. I want it all.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I just I just want to hear they hate each other,
Like start with that and then we'll go from there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Food thrown No, I don't need I'm not throwing food
at Jack. You want brisket? Okay, yeah, I'm not doing that. No,
I'm an adult on a baby.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
To realize when they call in with what could be
family trauma.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
No, it's family drama.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You will celebrate it, but are also critical of it. Yes,
because after five years.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You should be able to. You should be able to.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't know if I look down on you or
I celebrate you like way to stick to it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Let's hear it? Hi Elliott in the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Hey? My name is Lucia. I'm from Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What you got, dude?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
So my parents have been divorced for like ten years.
I'm getting married in October and I got to have
two ceremonies. Man, they can't be in the same room together.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now is there any and listen, I'm I'm team you.
I am team you. But at any point did you go?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Did you go?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm not having two ceremonies because of you, guys, Like,
that's that's two expenses. I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Here's the issue though.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
The thing is there's my family so polarized on both sides.
If I leave one of them out, that's like half
the people who are like oh if they're not the
you know middle ground where I have to appease both
of them if I want the people I care about.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
To be there.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So if you say your mom's not coming, then half
the family.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Doesn't show for your dad, right, wow, yes that's us.
You didn't think of that. Yeah, but I no, but
I love it. I love it. I love it even more. Hey,
so what are you doing? Like, so you have to
have is your is your future wife? What am I
marrying into the Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, you know what.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You buy a car, you don't buy a dealership. No,
I've always believed in that theory. No, but what here?
Now here's where I get Patty. What is what is
the why your future wife's parents saying.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Oh, dude, I mean they're divorced too, and they're you know,
they're fine together.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
They can be buddies still, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
They don't understand.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Now it's a different situation because like I'll.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Be I'll be real.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
My dad came out of the closet ten years ago.
So like my mom is bitter.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know, sure, I love your story, but you gotta
stop cussing. You gotta stop custing.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Two things. Two things.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Number one are your are your in laws going to
go to both ceremonies or they like, we're only going
to one.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
They're going to go to birth right.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But but now you're talking about like you're you're, you're,
you're you're not not your in laws, but all of
those cousins and nephews, you can't expect them. Are you
doing back to back nights or back to back weekends?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Now?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I think back to back weekends and one of them
is going to be real small, you know what I mean,
just kind of like the gimme to make one of
them happy, and then the other.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
One who's getting who's getting a short stick?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
My dad getting a short stick?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Great because I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He loves wedding.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, oh dude, when is the wedding?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
When is it October fifth?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
The celebration?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Your your dad's is like, you know, the end of September,
the all right, October sixth. I must have a phone
call from you. I gotta know how it went.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I got you, hey, best of luck, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But there you go, here you go. Everybody was so
quick to be busy at them. Nobody was mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Going to be tough to beat. And that was only
ten years.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Ten years. Yeah, that's good, that's good. See what I mean.
I love the drama.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
By the way, Dylan followed up, this was the graduation
thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
There was no post ceremoniya barbecue.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
There was no guest list that had to be considered.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But you're right. We didn't take into account others. We
just took into account the divorce parents.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Oh man, that's probably even bigger part of it, because
it then accounts for more people.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yes, but a bigger contingtion.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Eric writes Elliott's pettiness versus his hungriness would be an
epic battle. But I'll be honest, that very accurate. I
think Petty for you wins out.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think Petty wins because I can go eat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like I could.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I could door dash something, but I gotta be I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I can't door dash Petty. Hi Elliot the Morning Morning Class.
Hey what you got?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
This is Joshua.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
So my grandparents divorced back in seventy one. I was
born in seventy four. Growing up in California, I was
not allowed to say each other's names if I went
to their houses, So if I was going to my
grandma's out, I couldn't say I was that grandpa's vice.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
VERSA.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Fast forward in ninety seven, get married in the DC
Temple and I have to tell my grandmother that Grandpa's coming.
And my dad says, you're the older's grandchild, it's on
you to do it. So I told my grandma, I said,
Grandpa's coming. He's allowed to temple nowifanser butts, she says, well,
I'm not coming.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I said you need to be there.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Noist fans are butts, And I said, I will sit
with you when you meet him. They haven't spoken since
seventy one.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
He comes over.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
He says, hello, hello Elizabeth, good to see you. She
says hello Cornelias. He walks away, and she says he
did not age well, and that.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Was it fine, totally fine.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
So that was it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
That they were both.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Petty from from from holland that was it. She looked
at him and she said, nice to see it. She
looked right at me. She did not age you one.
I said, okay, you good. She said, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
All right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh, very good, very good, Thank you sir. That's awesome.
Patty is petty.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh I should have vent so like. But that was it.
There was no reception or anything, but they both went yeah. Yeah.
They didn't sit together, but ultimately they didn't show up.
They both went yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because I were hearing stories about people who had events,
whether it be weddings or this was a graduation, and
it was where because the one side was going to
be there, the one representative, whether it be the father
or the mother, was like, I'm not going because I
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can't stand.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All all of that family.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh so they hate the whole but it's your family.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, it's the it's the mom's family or the dad's
the other side. Oh oh, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
So in a couple of these, it looks like it
was going to just be a single representative from half,
so the mother or the father. But because we got
back to them that there are more people the mom's side,
that person I hate the whole family.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
X was like, no way, now I will I will
say this, I think I would fall into that category
of like, now, this contradicts everything that I said before,
of you buy the car, you don't buy the dealership.
But if I divorced from the car, I think I
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hate the dealerships.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Line six. Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Is it me?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Who's yes?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Okay, I'm Jessica from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Hey what you got?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
My parents have been divorced since nine eleven. My dad
was the Pentagon, but he wasn't there that day, and
so they've been divorced since nine eleven, and they I
have pictures of them at my wedding and sitting literally
just two or three tears apart. We have to have
different holidays and we can't talk about the other holidays.
When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to bring
if we had like gifts at mom's house, we weren't
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allowed to bring those gifts to my dad's house, and
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Wait, even if it was like a toy or like
a bike or something.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Like that, absolutely absolutely it had to stay at the
other's house.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Can I go back to the beginning of this call? Yeah,
about nine eleven? Yeah, why do you say your parents
have been divorced since nine eleven.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's how we remember the day. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
I mean, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Didn't have to ask when I wrote down two thousand
and one, why don't you say that? Yeah, because it's
it's easier to remember. Filed on September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
The I mean, ma'am, you don't have to explain yourself.
I totally got it. It's easier to say that.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Looks got me.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, okay, I knew exactly when that was.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now I don't think it was literally on nine to eleven,
but yeah, two thousand and one, I wrote it down.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Who divorces their husband after nine to eleven?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right?
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Like, that's especially when you're that was your workplace. I
don't know, bad vibes, that was not my thing.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So now, so they so three they sat three seats
apart from each other.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What did you do about things?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What did you do with things like like like for
weddings and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
They just didn't.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
They just avoided each other the entire time.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
I tell them that I.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Won't deal with it, but they're grown adults and they
have to figure it out. But they just they won't
talk to each other, they won't look at each other,
like we just sit in silence.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Thank you,
ma'am from Instagram. Daughter's mother and I have been split
up for over say.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
This again, daughter's mother and I.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Okay, I've been split up for over seventeen years and
the graduation is coming up. I wouldn't sit near that
woman if she had gold coins coming out of her butt.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So what are they gonna do?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Just not sit together, I guess, especially if you're in
like a football stadium at a high school, you can.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Get away with that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
But seventeen years later, should we be able to sit together?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
That's twelve more than you said they should be okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I feel like, again, I'm a scortch Darth guy, but
I feel like I would be able to sit with Jackie.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
For something. Yeah, it's been five years.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Even if jack especially if Jackie had gold coins coming
out of her but I'd been right there scooping them up.
That's free money.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
From See, my dad melted down because my mom didn't
say hi to his new wife at the dinner. Hold on,
there's a second part of the story. At the dinner
my dad put his phone down, so my aunt picked
it up and took tons of pics of my mom
on his phone.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh my god, I'd be furious. That would make me mad.
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
In Dylan's story just continues on which Dylan, this is
the thirty two years at the graduation.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
And then they didn't have any sort of barbecue afterwards.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Part three.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
I walked my sister down the aisle for her wedding
and was the only member of the family there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh yes, my god.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Wait, so neither parents showed up, as Dylan, was that
one of those Well if they're invited, I'm not going, probably,
and you don't follow up and go, hey did they RSVP,
It's not, as he explains, the hate is real. Yes, yes,
I love their stick to it invens, I love their pettiness.
(22:17):
Could you imagine not walking your daughter down the aisle
because you hate your ex wife that much?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
What if my ex wife picks up my phone start
taking photos?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's funny. Hi Elliott the morning, Hi, good morning. How
are you guys? What you got? What you got?
Speaker 9 (22:42):
So my parents have been divorced for forty two years.
Oh my god, and my h so I have you know,
I'm the good daughter, and I try to, you know,
invite them to different things.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
For my children.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
It's not so much my mom, but my dad every
single time asks is your mother going to be there?
And it's really not my dad. It's my stepmother who's
driving the pettiness.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh really, So the step mom doesn't want to be there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
If real mom is there, that's right.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
And you know they have never known each other. My
dad and my stepmom have been married since I was
five years old. But clearly there's some sort of threatening
thing that my stepmom has against my mom. And so
now still, you know, forty two years later, I have
to answer the question or are they going to be there?
And I finally said to my dad, no, I kind
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of know how this works.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
I'm not going to put anybody in a crappy situation,
much less myself.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Are they gonna be there?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
God, that sounds horrible. That sounds horrible, It's awful.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nay marriage, Ye, all right, very good, Thank you, thank you,
my friend. Let me just grab line one. Hi Ellie
in the morning. It is just me, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 10 (24:04):
Hey, good morning? This is Colleen from down in Calver County.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
How are you this morning, Oh, Caliver County, This will
be great. Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (24:13):
Well, actually, I hate to burst your bubble because I
think that may be the only one who has the
opposite story. And maybe I'm more mature than most. But
my ex husband and I have been a part now
for over a decade and it was a very very
ugly divorce to say the least. But we had three
children under the age of four when we decided to
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not continue with the marriage, and so we realized very
quickly that it wasn't about us. It needs to be
about the kids, and we don't ever want, we didn't
ever want to have a situation where one of them
was at a full event or you know, a play
or a theater or something and an or sports activity
like we were discussing earlier, and when they leave the
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stage or leave the field, or look out into the
audience for that approval from a parent cheering that they
had to choose a parent that should never fall on
a child. So getting divorced, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You know what, I'm gonna get you in touch with
Jennifer Young. Like, first of all, you got to move
out of Calvern. I was not expected that answer.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
What kind of good and good are you? Boom?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
No drama book, your tower the morning. Please please call
back when you lose your class.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
All right, very good, very good.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
But you know what, we both moved on.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
We're both remarried. The kids have wonderful lives, and the
more people in their lives that love them, the happier
I am.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And now I look at them, Oh my god, look
at you, sainthood. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
That's like guy who posted today is my parents' fiftieth
wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Boom boo
Dorritt and p K Kemsley.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm sorry her name is det Well, why.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Didn she just put a no with the I will say,
well that is how you say it, and w and
p K K okay, can we please?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't know who they are. I don't know who
they are. Are they are they likable housewives people.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
People take her to task because she has a very
odd accent when she was born in Connecticut, but she
tries to sound a little Britishy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Like, uh like upper crust.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh, p K.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
There.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
But they have since now split exactly exactly. I believe
just filed.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
For divorce exactly now. Here's here's why I ask. And
by the way, I'm not criticizing. I know nothing about
these people. I'm not choosing sides. I don't know whether
it's p K's fault or Dorito's fall or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know who's it falled.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I honestly, if both of them walked in here with
a plate of fish, I wouldn't know. I would just
think they were from the restaurant. They could walk in
and be like, hey, we're setting up for wil Dorado,
and I'd be like, awesome. I would be surprised. But anyway,
they were photographed. Now follow me here, I'm going somewhere. Yeah,
(01:23):
they have two kids, right, I don't know the kid's name.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
God, Like, I can only remember their daughter's Phoenix. I
can't remember their younger name. Yeah, they're little, they're probably
like eight nine.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
They have a nine year old son.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know that because they were just photographed at his
baseball game. But you could see they didn't sit together
at the game.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah right, So she's like down on
this end of the.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Leaders her son's jagger. Sorry, it was gonna drive me
crazy if I didn't look that up.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So, like, Diane, can you see she's down here?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah right, and he's up here, and they're just not
sitting together at the game. To me, Like, I know that, Listen,
I've seen that a million times, right, I've seen both
at both ends of a hockey rank. I've seen different
sides of a hockey rink, not with Jackie and I.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I don't like to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sit with Jackie during the game because you don't understand
all the rules.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Thee But I feel like that is and how long
have they been split up?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I mean, I'm only going by how I've seen them
in seasons of the show, right they this.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Things went really south this season. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
They announced their separation last May, so we're we're going.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
On a year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The fact that they're not sitting together at the game,
that doesn't that doesn't surprise me, and I'm really not
bothered by it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yes, they're not the first couple to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You agree, though, at some point, what is the what
is the little boy's name?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Jacker? At some point.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Though, that goes away and you sit together. Maybe not
at a little league gay, but his graduation. Well, yeah,
they will sit together. How old will he it's five
years from now, six years from now?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
How old is he?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He's nine?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh so eight years. Yeah, they'll, they'll, they'll. You should
be at that point able to put it aside.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, he's eleven the okay, Phoenix is nine, right, I'm sorry, Phoenix.
The little girl is nine. She's quite the dancer. She's
a performer. It's in her blood. In a perfect world, yes, La,
you'd like to think that they could coexist. But in
a perfect world they would have been together.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Still Okay, well yes, but you still managed to put
things aside, you know, where I don't expect it to
still be going on thirty years after a divorce. Do
you know somebody I was reading about somebody. So there's
these grandpa, grandma and grandpa. They have been divorced for
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thirty years. Their daughter has a son who's graduating from
high school. The grandparents are early seventies. They have been
divorced for thirty years, and they are going crazy because
they can't be around each other at all. And again,
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there was no I don't know what the cause for
divorce was, but it wasn't. There wasn't something like physical
or violent or anything like that. Grandpa hates grandma and
will not be so. For graduation. They want a couple
of things. Again, it's their daughter's kid who's graduating high school.
(04:51):
They want family meal, two separate ones, one excuse me,
one for grandma, one for grandpa. We want seats separated,
Grandma over here, Grandpa over there. We do not want
to all arrive together, separate cars. So maybe I go
(05:12):
with that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Why are you shaking your head at me?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Because this is are they actually going to these great
links to appease grandma and grandpa?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And you get to say, here's the problem. Suck it up.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
If somebody has that much of a problem, then you
sit home and stream it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here's the problem, the woman whose son is graduating, she
has a sibling who's also dealt with these same parents. Yeah,
he accommodated them.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, he accommodated them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But after thirty years, I mean, forget this individual scenario.
Wouldn't you think after X amount of time again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's not about you, it's for the kid.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, But I'm putting aside, and I hate to bring
it up because I don't want to be a downer,
but I'm putting I'm putting aside that there was some
kind of like abuse right where it's just these two
hate each other.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah, so you're taking this example. But then the specifics
of this example don't matter to you. You just think
that it is crazy that three decades later they can't
peacefully coexist for someone else's sake exact hours.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I'm not saying that they need to have each
other over for dinner.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I could also understand that if it were a family function,
they don't want to sit next to each other. So
you sit on this side of the table, you sit
over here, and you don't have to you know, pass
the corn nuts, bitch, like you.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Don't have to do any of that.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So I'm assuming we'll get a lot of stories about
people who have similar situations in their lives.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And I'm so.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
But yes, yes, I love it, and I love it
certainly the case.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I love it. However, I'm also petty. I'm also petty.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Put a year on it, though, Oh, at what point?
Because you said that for Dorito and PK it's fine
because it's within a year. When do you want it
to be okay to sit in the same row at
the baseball game or anything. Again, you're not arguing they
need to dine out with each other.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're saying when they have to go to joint events.
I don't know that they ever have to sit together
at a baseball game. Okay, Well, but you said for
thirty years, it's ridiculous. Okay, thirty years, like you're seventy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
You just give me a year between one and thirty
that you think we should come to terms with what's
happened and be able to.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But we're not talking We're talking about life events or
just events, but not a baseball game.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Why does the baseball part matter?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Because it could be any sporting event. I don't need
to sit with you. I can go sit over there.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
You're trying to support a child or a grandchild. When
would you like to see everyone get over the divorce?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Five years? Five? Is that too long? Is that too long?
I was gonna say, maybe I would still.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hate, Like if Jackie and I got divorced for some reason,
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I would.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know how I am scorched earth. I'd hate her, right,
I Wouldn't you know?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I would.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm not going to I'm not going to Tennessee club
hockey games.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's sitting next to her.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But if my kid was like doing something and there
was a dinner, I'd go five within five years, five years,
Maybe not the first four, but five years.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So Dylan who said love the drama Diana and the
Drus story of parents who have been divorced thirty two years.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Thirty two and they can't stand to be around each other.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
They were in the same room for a high school
graduation of his sat on opposite sides of the auditorium
and haven't said a word since wow to each other.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Was there? Was there a dinner? Was there like a
family dinner? And I don't mean like out at a restaurant,
but like a barbecue at the house or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Do they not go?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Maybe they just bail early?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, Like would I not show up at the barbecue?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I want to. I want the barbecue. Also, I win.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Because in your mind you'd be like, no, no, no,
then they win. If I don't show up, then they
win because you're.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well not well, yes, they win, which would piss me off. Also,
I don't Here's what I don't want the rest of
the neighbors doing.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh where's his dad?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh he didn't come because you know he can't stand
to be around the mother baby. Yes, exactly. I don't
want to be a bitch, right, but I also don't
want to be there. I'll sit over on the side
of drink.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Suck it up. It's a couple of hours, right, Yeah,
you suck it up. You suck it up.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Thomas asks, did grandma and Grandpa split up because they
both made everything all about themselves? So you're saying, so
you don't want to hear stories of people who have
decades and decades.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, yes, I want it all. I want it all.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I just I just want to hear they hate each other,
Like start with that and then we'll go from there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Food thrown No, I don't need I'm not throwing food
at Jack. You want brisket? Okay, yeah, I'm not doing that. No,
I'm an adult on a baby.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
To realize when they call in with what could be
family trauma.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
No, it's family drama.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You will celebrate it, but are also critical of it. Yes,
because after five years.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You should be able to. You should be able to.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't know if I look down on you or
I celebrate you like way to stick to it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Let's hear it? Hi Elliott in the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Hey? My name is Lucia. I'm from Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What you got, dude?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
So my parents have been divorced for like ten years.
I'm getting married in October and I got to have
two ceremonies. Man, they can't be in the same room together.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now is there any and listen, I'm I'm team you.
I am team you. But at any point did you go?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Did you go?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm not having two ceremonies because of you, guys, Like,
that's that's two expenses. I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Here's the issue though.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
The thing is there's my family so polarized on both sides.
If I leave one of them out, that's like half
the people who are like oh if they're not the
you know middle ground where I have to appease both
of them if I want the people I care about.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
To be there.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So if you say your mom's not coming, then half
the family.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Doesn't show for your dad, right, wow, yes that's us.
You didn't think of that. Yeah, but I no, but
I love it. I love it. I love it even more. Hey,
so what are you doing? Like, so you have to
have is your is your future wife? What am I
marrying into the Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, you know what.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You buy a car, you don't buy a dealership. No,
I've always believed in that theory. No, but what here?
Now here's where I get Patty. What is what is
the why your future wife's parents saying.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Oh, dude, I mean they're divorced too, and they're you know,
they're fine together.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
They can be buddies still, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
They don't understand.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Now it's a different situation because like I'll.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Be I'll be real.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
My dad came out of the closet ten years ago.
So like my mom is bitter.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know, sure, I love your story, but you gotta
stop cussing. You gotta stop custing.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Two things. Two things.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Number one are your are your in laws going to
go to both ceremonies or they like, we're only going
to one.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
They're going to go to birth right.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But but now you're talking about like you're you're, you're,
you're you're not not your in laws, but all of
those cousins and nephews, you can't expect them. Are you
doing back to back nights or back to back weekends?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Now?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I think back to back weekends and one of them
is going to be real small, you know what I mean,
just kind of like the gimme to make one of
them happy, and then the other.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
One who's getting who's getting a short stick?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
My dad getting a short stick?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Great because I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He loves wedding.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, oh dude, when is the wedding?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
When is it October fifth?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
The celebration?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Your your dad's is like, you know, the end of September,
the all right, October sixth. I must have a phone
call from you. I gotta know how it went.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I got you, hey, best of luck, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But there you go, here you go. Everybody was so
quick to be busy at them. Nobody was mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Going to be tough to beat. And that was only
ten years.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Ten years. Yeah, that's good, that's good. See what I mean.
I love the drama.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
By the way, Dylan followed up, this was the graduation
thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
There was no post ceremoniya barbecue.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
There was no guest list that had to be considered.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But you're right. We didn't take into account others. We
just took into account the divorce parents.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Oh man, that's probably even bigger part of it, because
it then accounts for more people.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yes, but a bigger contingtion.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Eric writes Elliott's pettiness versus his hungriness would be an
epic battle. But I'll be honest, that very accurate. I
think Petty for you wins out.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think Petty wins because I can go eat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like I could.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I could door dash something, but I gotta be I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I can't door dash Petty. Hi Elliot the Morning Morning Class.
Hey what you got?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
This is Joshua.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
So my grandparents divorced back in seventy one. I was
born in seventy four. Growing up in California, I was
not allowed to say each other's names if I went
to their houses, So if I was going to my
grandma's out, I couldn't say I was that grandpa's vice.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
VERSA.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Fast forward in ninety seven, get married in the DC
Temple and I have to tell my grandmother that Grandpa's coming.
And my dad says, you're the older's grandchild, it's on
you to do it. So I told my grandma, I said,
Grandpa's coming. He's allowed to temple nowifanser butts, she says, well,
I'm not coming.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I said you need to be there.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Noist fans are butts, And I said, I will sit
with you when you meet him. They haven't spoken since
seventy one.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
He comes over.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
He says, hello, hello Elizabeth, good to see you. She
says hello Cornelias. He walks away, and she says he
did not age well, and that.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Was it fine, totally fine.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
So that was it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
That they were both.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Petty from from from holland that was it. She looked
at him and she said, nice to see it. She
looked right at me. She did not age you one.
I said, okay, you good. She said, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
All right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh, very good, very good, Thank you sir. That's awesome.
Patty is petty.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh I should have vent so like. But that was it.
There was no reception or anything, but they both went yeah. Yeah.
They didn't sit together, but ultimately they didn't show up.
They both went yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because I were hearing stories about people who had events,
whether it be weddings or this was a graduation, and
it was where because the one side was going to
be there, the one representative, whether it be the father
or the mother, was like, I'm not going because I
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can't stand.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All all of that family.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh so they hate the whole but it's your family.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, it's the it's the mom's family or the dad's
the other side. Oh oh, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
So in a couple of these, it looks like it
was going to just be a single representative from half,
so the mother or the father. But because we got
back to them that there are more people the mom's side,
that person I hate the whole family.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
X was like, no way, now I will I will
say this, I think I would fall into that category
of like, now, this contradicts everything that I said before,
of you buy the car, you don't buy the dealership.
But if I divorced from the car, I think I
(17:50):
hate the dealerships.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Line six. Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Is it me?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Who's yes?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Okay, I'm Jessica from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Hey what you got?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
My parents have been divorced since nine eleven. My dad
was the Pentagon, but he wasn't there that day, and
so they've been divorced since nine eleven, and they I
have pictures of them at my wedding and sitting literally
just two or three tears apart. We have to have
different holidays and we can't talk about the other holidays.
When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to bring
if we had like gifts at mom's house, we weren't
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allowed to bring those gifts to my dad's house, and
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Wait, even if it was like a toy or like
a bike or something.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Like that, absolutely absolutely it had to stay at the
other's house.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Can I go back to the beginning of this call? Yeah,
about nine eleven? Yeah, why do you say your parents
have been divorced since nine eleven.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's how we remember the day. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
I mean, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Didn't have to ask when I wrote down two thousand
and one, why don't you say that? Yeah, because it's
it's easier to remember. Filed on September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
The I mean, ma'am, you don't have to explain yourself.
I totally got it. It's easier to say that.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Looks got me.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, okay, I knew exactly when that was.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now I don't think it was literally on nine to eleven,
but yeah, two thousand and one, I wrote it down.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Who divorces their husband after nine to eleven?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right?
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Like, that's especially when you're that was your workplace. I
don't know, bad vibes, that was not my thing.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So now, so they so three they sat three seats
apart from each other.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What did you do about things?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What did you do with things like like like for
weddings and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
They just didn't.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
They just avoided each other the entire time.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
I tell them that I.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Won't deal with it, but they're grown adults and they
have to figure it out. But they just they won't
talk to each other, they won't look at each other,
like we just sit in silence.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Thank you,
ma'am from Instagram. Daughter's mother and I have been split
up for over say.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
This again, daughter's mother and I.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Okay, I've been split up for over seventeen years and
the graduation is coming up. I wouldn't sit near that
woman if she had gold coins coming out of her butt.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So what are they gonna do?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Just not sit together, I guess, especially if you're in
like a football stadium at a high school, you can.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Get away with that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
But seventeen years later, should we be able to sit together?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
That's twelve more than you said they should be okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I feel like, again, I'm a scortch Darth guy, but
I feel like I would be able to sit with Jackie.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
For something. Yeah, it's been five years.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Even if jack especially if Jackie had gold coins coming
out of her but I'd been right there scooping them up.
That's free money.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
From See, my dad melted down because my mom didn't
say hi to his new wife at the dinner. Hold on,
there's a second part of the story. At the dinner
my dad put his phone down, so my aunt picked
it up and took tons of pics of my mom
on his phone.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh my god, I'd be furious. That would make me mad.
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
In Dylan's story just continues on which Dylan, this is
the thirty two years at the graduation.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
And then they didn't have any sort of barbecue afterwards.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Part three.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
I walked my sister down the aisle for her wedding
and was the only member of the family there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh yes, my god.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Wait, so neither parents showed up, as Dylan, was that
one of those Well if they're invited, I'm not going, probably,
and you don't follow up and go, hey did they RSVP,
It's not, as he explains, the hate is real. Yes, yes,
I love their stick to it invens, I love their pettiness.
(22:17):
Could you imagine not walking your daughter down the aisle
because you hate your ex wife that much?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
What if my ex wife picks up my phone start
taking photos?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's funny. Hi Elliott the morning, Hi, good morning. How
are you guys? What you got? What you got?
Speaker 9 (22:42):
So my parents have been divorced for forty two years.
Oh my god, and my h so I have you know,
I'm the good daughter, and I try to, you know,
invite them to different things.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
For my children.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
It's not so much my mom, but my dad every
single time asks is your mother going to be there?
And it's really not my dad. It's my stepmother who's
driving the pettiness.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh really, So the step mom doesn't want to be there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
If real mom is there, that's right.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
And you know they have never known each other. My
dad and my stepmom have been married since I was
five years old. But clearly there's some sort of threatening
thing that my stepmom has against my mom. And so
now still, you know, forty two years later, I have
to answer the question or are they going to be there?
And I finally said to my dad, no, I kind
(23:35):
of know how this works.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
I'm not going to put anybody in a crappy situation,
much less myself.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Are they gonna be there?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
God, that sounds horrible. That sounds horrible, It's awful.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nay marriage, Ye, all right, very good, Thank you, thank you,
my friend. Let me just grab line one. Hi Ellie
in the morning. It is just me, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 10 (24:04):
Hey, good morning? This is Colleen from down in Calver County.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
How are you this morning, Oh, Caliver County, This will
be great. Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (24:13):
Well, actually, I hate to burst your bubble because I
think that may be the only one who has the
opposite story. And maybe I'm more mature than most. But
my ex husband and I have been a part now
for over a decade and it was a very very
ugly divorce to say the least. But we had three
children under the age of four when we decided to
(24:33):
not continue with the marriage, and so we realized very
quickly that it wasn't about us. It needs to be
about the kids, and we don't ever want, we didn't
ever want to have a situation where one of them
was at a full event or you know, a play
or a theater or something and an or sports activity
like we were discussing earlier, and when they leave the
(24:57):
stage or leave the field, or look out into the
audience for that approval from a parent cheering that they
had to choose a parent that should never fall on
a child. So getting divorced, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You know what, I'm gonna get you in touch with
Jennifer Young. Like, first of all, you got to move
out of Calvern. I was not expected that answer.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
What kind of good and good are you? Boom?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
No drama book, your tower the morning. Please please call
back when you lose your class.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
All right, very good, very good.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
But you know what, we both moved on.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
We're both remarried. The kids have wonderful lives, and the
more people in their lives that love them, the happier
I am.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And now I look at them, Oh my god, look
at you, sainthood. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
That's like guy who posted today is my parents' fiftieth
wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Boom boo
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