November 3, 2025 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane, last wedding you went to he was Kristen's.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Was it really now? I can't speak for Diane. Was
that the last wedding I went to? Is that possible?
I did not do any drugs at Kristen's wedding. I mean,
do you know if anybody did drugs at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Now? And by the way, like that sounds so harsh.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, like I was surprised at my niece's wedding the
amount of weed smoke I smelled at the reception.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really, where was the reception if you don't mind my asking.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It was like a just some random venue in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, But was it indoors or outdoors?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
It was?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It was December. It was indoors, but a lot of
people were going.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Out outside just to smoke weed and they come back in. Yeah,
if you had to guess, so a lot of people
smoking weed. That doesn't surprise me. Mushrooms, I don't think so.
Mushrooms are so big at weddings right now they are? Yeah,
you know what the two biggies are so, Yes, i'd
like people smoking weed, Yes, people eating gummies. Yes, you
know what the two biggies are at weddings right now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's that on mushrooms? Number two?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Cocaine?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Gotta get hype for that dance floor.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So I was reading this whole thing of the etiquette
of doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's etiquette for that, now, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Absolutely there is.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know what some wedding venues are doing though, some
wedding venues, some wedding venues.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I didn't know this. Hold on, I gotta find this. Oh,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So they also were talking to not just people that
have So they were talking to three groups of people, right.
They were talking to people who were who had just
gotten married about whether or not people were doing drugs
at their wedding. They talked to people who attended weddings
and whether or not they were their friends or just
other people were doing drugs at the wedding. I don't
(01:56):
like saying doing drugs. It makes it sound so bad, No,
you know what I mean? Like they were having fun.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Letting me say it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Or they were talking to people who work weddings, photographers.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Videographers, catering.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
About whether they see it, what does this guy do?
Photographer photographer by the name.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Of Josh Hugget or something.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I get offered cocaine at ninety percent of the weddings
that I'm shooting now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's at every single wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And he went on to say, like, drug references during
speeches at weddings are very commonplace.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now, oh boy in front of me, Ma, seriously, that
is a room.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
You have to understand.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's a lot more talk of drugs and speeches these days.
It comes up in almost all of them.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Talking about the illicit use by the bride and groom
or bride and bride, groom and groom. Yeah, do they
want that mentioned?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm guessing no.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You can make vague references to crazy nights in college.
Everybody knows what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Right, But if you said doing that, no, no, But
at your wedding, if you said, oh, you know what,
like it's great to be here and you're going and
doing all your stuff, and you were like, all my
girls from Radford were here, you know, all of our
wine wednesdays, and are you know whatever? How's that any
different thing going? Like, oh, all my girls from Radford
(03:35):
are here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Dude, did we smoke some weeds?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Noo, it's the same like weed isn't taboo anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It is for older generations.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Still, I'm not it's not their wedding.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, but you it's it's a family at the core.
It's a family event. Yeah, and a lot of people's
parents and grandparents would be mortified of that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I worked at a wedding venue where they sprayed bug
spray on the surfaces of the toilets. If you put
cocaine down on bug spray, it will crystallize so you
can't snort it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So it's like a preventative measure by the venue people.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, where they'll purposely spray down the toilet seats because
people will go in the stall and you know, Aaron
m Barlow's got a camera out, so yeah, people go
in the stall and snort cocaine.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can I just it took me a second to find it.
Can I read you a note I sent to my
best man ahead of my wedding concerning his speech, freaking
out about how you said you were going to embarrass
me during the speech. I know it's a wayst of way,
but please don't do anything stupid, Joe writes back. Of course,
not if I do anything, And I have absolutely no
(04:50):
idea what I'll say, Yet, it will be extremely mild.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm not an idiot, and I know my audience.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Things like playing tongue Chicken who, or anything involving you
being incredibly drunk or anything related to other girls will
be kept under my hat.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's just being smart.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
All I meant was that I would take a very
very mild, good natured dig at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Remember when Tyler tripped giving the historic tour of Georgetown?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Ooh, do anything that f things up? Sorry I made
any comment. Really, let me know if you want to
talk about this more to smooth things over. I don't
want anyone to be worried. Have a great time this weekend.
I don't even know what was that September two thousand
and eight. I don't know what that weekend was. Anyway,
(05:46):
there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Were we going to another wedding where we were all
going to do mushrooms and cocaine?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I guess it's a good thing that I didn't do
drugs with Joe in college. According to you, it would
have been referenced.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No, they said it's very calm, it's very Where am
I going, Christian? Will you do me a favor? Will
you find me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
People who I hate saying did drugs? Who who got
jacked up at somebody? But not just drinking at somebody's wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Number two, anybody who works at a venue would be great.
Well let me ask you this, Diane. You're getting married,
right and take the speeches out. Take the speeches out right.
You don't want your the speeches to be drug referenced.
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
doing mushrooms and cocaine at your wedding?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
going outside and smoking weed?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah? Save it, Save it for late late night. Why
would that the reception?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What about gummies?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I mean, at least it's somewhat covert.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, all of it's covert. If you don't see me, sorry, yeah, no,
if you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Take off the take the edge off. No no, but
I'm not gonna I'm not going to drink tonight, but
I'm gonn take a quarter of a gummy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, but if you don't see me doing a little bump,
it's covert.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I can tell.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I met a couple over the weekend at Lonoak from
Carroll County and they got married in Key West.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, I guarantee you it was a drug wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
They focused more on the sum up bar, but them
describing how perfect a setting that is for a wedding
Key West did seem like the ultimate destination.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh wow, I've never even been to Key West.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I hadn't either, never been.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I understand you can do a lot of cocaine at weddings.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
There, though they did not say that.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, you don't know. You were talking about the guests, Hi,
Elliot in the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
I'd rather not say, but I got two things real quick.
First off, Diane, are you okay with them smoking cigars
at the wedding?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That is a great question.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
The smell, the smelk like coming into the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is that great? That is a great question. Anyway, Yes,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Well, yeah, if they can smoke cigars, they could smoke
their blunts. And then, second off, I actually work at
a wedding venue and uh, about a month ago I
found a little vacuum sealed bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you mushroom.
Mushroom use at a at a.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Reception, I would think is so commonplace that nobody would
even bat an eyelash.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah they were good too. I hate them. And when
I went home and everything, Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
And it's a more high end wedding venue kind of
out in the middle of the country, so it's not
too common, but it's a nice little like surprise when
they leave us some goodies behind.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Can I ask, like, where about the wedding venue is?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
And Georgia?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh okay, hey is this right?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Though?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The number of people doing like whether it's mushrooms, cocaine
or whatever, has really skyrocketed at weddings.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I'm I'm sure definitely mushrooms and weed. Not I haven't
found any coke fortunately, but it's not necessarily my thing.
But yeah, I'm always happy to find weed, mushrooms, all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
There you go, Good for you, A nice tip, A
nice tip. All right, very good sir, Thank you my friend. Yes,
my Instagram, so do not read the name over my shoulder.
Did coke at the last wedding I went to with
a laughing emoji?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did the did the bride or groom know?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well? No, because there is an etiquette to this. There
is an etiquette to this line. Five, Hi, Elliott the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's this, Yes, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Yeah, my brother's wedding, his best man. During his speech,
he kept talking about my brother's good time and the
good time they had, and every time he said the
word time and meant the late nights they were keeping cocaine.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
The third time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, did anybody get mad? Did anybody get mad? No?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
But he was also doing cocaine at his own wedding,
and it was very obvious.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh no, oh no, and everybody noticed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Damn it, damn it. I'm sorry. Say again.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I wasn't invited to partake in.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Any of that, so I thought invited to the wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, let me ask you this, other than other than
your brother's wedding, what's the last wedding you went to.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
I went to a wedding like a month of all
my cousin's wedding mushrooms. I wish, gosh, cocaine. No, no,
I wish again, I wish. No, my brother this wedding
was the only one that could have happened. And again
I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I gotcha.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, kissed me off.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yes, Tyler from Richie.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
If I'm doing drugs at work, you better believe I'm
doing at your wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
And then Gabe.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right, remember how stressed Tyler was when they brought out
the wrong appetizer.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But would you would you have been pissed if you
found out that somebody was doing mushrooms at the wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I would have, would you?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Really?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I didn't even love when they smoked the cigars and
I wasn't part of that. I'm not saying I didn't
love it because they didn't offer it. They just knew
I would have had no interest. And it made for
really cool pictures on the rooftop and it should be
in their album artwork. But I just feel like there
(12:02):
was enough there. Yes, if you didn't drink. And maybe
this is a product a lot of weddings, not just
for religious these reasons, a lot of weddings with people
turning their back and alcohol away stupid, So maybe this
is born out of that.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
But yeah, I would have been displaced.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Member.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I gave everyone a courtesy plus one and then got
upset that people not many. Oh it's almost time, almost time.
Bruce H but people brought like recent boyfriends. I was like,
come on, that's not a plus one. You have to
have it so I can bring a buddy if I
want to. It's a plus one.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Bring my buddy. He's got all the mushrooms fun.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
By the way, By the way, don't invite you say
whatever you want about drugs. Do not invite me to
a dry wedding. Oh my god, I'll say I'm a
watch paint dry.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Ryan writes, I can confirm that there was none of
this at our Key West wedding. Talking to you Saturday
line one, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Who's this?
Speaker 10 (13:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yay?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
I prefer not to say okay, but we are ninety
nine percent sure that people were doing cocaine in the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That my mindy, Now, what's got you so? What's got
you so sure?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
So one of my girlfriends was in the bathroom and
heard people partaking in the stall next to her, and
so she memorized what their shoe looked like and then
saw in the audience later who that person was and
was like, oh, yeah, I think this text.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
By the way, two things Number one, I applaud the.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Remembering shoe if I go into the bathroom here and
there's there's some there's some person taking a dump, I
memorize the shoe so I can see who it is
later and then I'll tell everybody, just like your friend
did with the cocaine. Now, let me ask you this.
Did you care that that was going on?
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I found out afterwards, and I was just like, I mean,
I guess, live your life. But my hope is that
people could have fun without that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, So that gets me to two things, thank you, ma'am.
Two things. Number one, the etiquette on doing drugs at
somebody's wedding. The etiquette is, if you've never done drugs
with the brider the groom, don't do.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It at their wedding, So says the etiquette. That, No,
that is the etiquette.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, if you've never done fill in the blank, mushrooms, gummies,
cocaine with the brider groom, don't do it at their wedding.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Okay, But that doesn't mean the bride and groom or
groom are high on drugs.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, no, not at all. No, no no.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But that gets to the last thing that she said,
is brid So I told you they talked to all
these different specters of for the story. Aren't those ghosts,
I don't know, maybe spectrums, sectors, sectors that were spectrums.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
They talked to all these different groups of people, and
one of them said one of the bride and groom
couples were like, they found it insulting that people were
doing mushrooms, cocaine fill in the blank, because they thought
it was not that it was disrespectful, but that it
(15:34):
was a It was it was a reflection on them
that people thought the reception is going to be so boring.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I have to do cocaine or mushrooms to have fun.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's what they were upset about, Like, my reception isn't
enough for you that you have to go in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
And do a line.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
One of my biggest regrets at a wedding is leaving
a reception to go across the hall to check out
another weddings reception because it was I can tell they
had a DJ, and I was sick of the live
band's motown. There was just so much motown. We were
in Michigan, but I just I wanted to dance to a.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Disc jockey and not the band and not the band,
by the way, and that's one of your biggest regrets.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I just I do you regret doing I felt bad
the next morning.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
By the way, if I got invited to a dry wedding,
well I didn't say it was dry. No, no, no no,
But you brought up dry weddings before I'd walk right
out of the reception and go get a.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Drink to the fun reception.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, you can't have a dry wedding, that is your comment, though,
makes me wonder, I, yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I could still have fun with a with a dry
red wedding like I enjoyed.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Is there still dancing or are we not even doing that?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, you could dance.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Just no alcohol. You gotta have alcohol at a wedding.
You gotta have alcohol at a wedding. I could still
have a good time.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
And now I'm going to be thinking if I'm ever
invited to a dry wedding, I'm thinking about that statement.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Not me. I'll be thinking about it wherever I am,
not at that wedding.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
RSVP.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No, does an open bar?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I guess it doesn't have to be open bar, But
does a bar suggest this is the only way people
can enjoy themselves at my wedding.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
No no, you read no no for cocaine. I guess
if you had a cocaine bar there then it would
be fine. Well, and then they also remind everybody it's illegal,
so you got that whole thing. And so there were
some people that were like, yeah, like it's one thing,
(17:41):
but I don't need you doing like illicit illegal drugs
at the wedding. Fine five Hi Elliott the morning Listen.
I'm nobody's mother. Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I'm not gonna say my name because it's what I'm
gonna say. But I officiated my friend's wedding in Key
West over the summer, and the whole wedding party and
officiant might have been doing drugs.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Hey did the guy who got married that you officiated,
what did he run into?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tyler at Lono go over the weekend? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
That guy could have.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Been lying the drug addict. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Hey, so everybody, like when you say everybody was doing drugs,
what was everybody.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Doing Like all the grim Ler's cocaine, there were gummies.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, but alcohol and kid says it's okay, because you
have done drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
With exactly, so then you're good to go. Then you're
good to go, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yes time, my husband and I stopped at a dispensary
to get some joints after we left a ceremony on
the way to the reception.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good thinking.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
The bride and groom and their family were all outside
the venue smoking together.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's knowing who's wedding you're going to.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I just that makes me uncomfortable, just because you've done
it with the brier groom.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, but that way they would understand that you're not
doing it because you.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Think the reception is going to be lame. You're doing
it because that's what we do together.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Doing it when the brider groom's grandparents were at our house,
Well no.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's called being respectful.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, but the grandparents are at the wedding, yes.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, but you're not with them. I'm not seated at
their table. I'm not asking granny, Hey, do you got
a compact? I want to do a bump and the
stupid venu sprayed bug spray.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All over the toilet seats.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Your friend Palk Slow.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Line six, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Hi, I'm calling because at my wedding, we were trying
to take a or the grooms whom we were taking a
group picture, and they couldn't find my brother And it
turns out he was doing a cocaine in a room
with my uncle.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And and then and then at another.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Wedding, I was super super pregnant and one of my
friend's husbands was using my stomach like a bongo. And
then it turns out he was on molly.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh, by the way, bring that up. Should have met
That is a treat, just to get you going a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Just get the vibond.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
From my Instagram.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I met my brother's wedding in South Africa. I was
designated the official weed roller.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh dude, that's nice, That's really nice. I'm sorry, Kristen.
Where am I going? Line five? Hi? Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
By the way, And I had a lot of people
have friends doing cocaine. But the photographer they talked to
he said, at ninety percent of the weddings he gets
offered cocaine. I would feel awkward going up to somebody
who worked in catering. So somebody who was a photographer
been like, hey, you want to bump like that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Would be awkward to me.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
That doesn't surprise me because we've talked to venders who
are inappropriately addressed throughout.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, Hey, do you want to have sex? I get no.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but like being propositioned, yes,
Hey do you want to go?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Do you want to go shots?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I know people did that in my way for shots. Absolutely,
there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
An extension of that.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The there's a big difference between hey, you want to
shot at tequila and hey, you want to go into
the bathroom and do a line?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
If I've done it already with the brighter groom.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Fair point, fair point, I'm sorry, who's this? Hey, yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago
that I literally could not walk into the bathroom without
getting offered key bump and I don't I don't do drugs.
It was up in New York, right, but I literally
felt like I needed like a lapelpin that said like no,
no drugs, right, Like it was so common and there
was so many people that were all bringing to me
it was insane, including the father of the bride, which
(22:05):
I thought was just the ice on the cake.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Wait and hold on one. Just so I'm clear. The
father of the bride offered you cocaine.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, so it wasn't directly his, but I think it
was maybe her uncle's. And they were getting down and
it was kind of like, oh, hey, you want some
of this? And I was like, no, no, for the
time this evening go.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Thanks broh my god, No, Tyler, nobody's wearing a Dare
lapel pin to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I got it, thank you, sir. Didn't they Dare used to?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
I feel like they did, or maybe it was a
similar agency. Didn't They used to hand out badges like
as if you're the sheriff. But it's out there so
instead of this lapel pit is tiny. But I asked
you one of the big old big star.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
By the way, can I tell you if I would
have walked into the bathroom at Tyler's wedding and Lindsey's
dad was like, hey, you want to bump, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh my god, that's party.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh my god, Tyler, oh Dare junior deputy.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's how Tyler walks around weddings.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Christina writes, my cousin was blasted on coke at my wedding.
He was hitting on one of his cousins, hysterical. I
didn't care. I was drunk, man, I swear.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
To god, now, I don't even want to go to
a wedding if there's not cocaine there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Everybody's got cocaine at their weddings.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yeah, but you gotta start making sure you're doing it
with a lot of engaged couples.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
In case you get that invite. Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (23:48):
I'd rather not say, but I was the best man
and my buddy's wedding and we partoke into some party.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Favors the night before, right, But.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Then I decided to bring some with me for the
wedding and told the groom that, you know, it's in
the bathroom if you need it. The door was locked,
and I was like, I'm gonna go partake, and so
I popped the lock because nobody's answering while I was knocking,
And there's the groom right there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Hey, what what party favors did you bring?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
We brought some cody, all right, very good, thank you.
Diane, last wedding you went to he was Kristen's.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Was it really now? I can't speak for Diane. Was
that the last wedding I went to? Is that possible?
I did not do any drugs at Kristen's wedding. I mean,
do you know if anybody did drugs at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Now? And by the way, like that sounds so harsh.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, like I was surprised at my niece's wedding the
amount of weed smoke I smelled at the reception.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really, where was the reception if you don't mind my asking.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It was like a just some random venue in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, But was it indoors or outdoors?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
It was?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It was December. It was indoors, but a lot of
people were going.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Out outside just to smoke weed and they come back in. Yeah,
if you had to guess, so a lot of people
smoking weed. That doesn't surprise me. Mushrooms, I don't think so.
Mushrooms are so big at weddings right now they are? Yeah,
you know what the two biggies are so, Yes, i'd
like people smoking weed, Yes, people eating gummies. Yes, you
know what the two biggies are at weddings right now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's that on mushrooms? Number two?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Cocaine?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Gotta get hype for that dance floor.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So I was reading this whole thing of the etiquette
of doing drugs at somebody's wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's etiquette for that, now, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Absolutely there is.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know what some wedding venues are doing though, some
wedding venues, some wedding venues.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I didn't know this. Hold on, I gotta find this. Oh,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So they also were talking to not just people that
have So they were talking to three groups of people, right.
They were talking to people who were who had just
gotten married about whether or not people were doing drugs
at their wedding. They talked to people who attended weddings
and whether or not they were their friends or just
other people were doing drugs at the wedding. I don't
(01:56):
like saying doing drugs. It makes it sound so bad, No,
you know what I mean? Like they were having fun.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Letting me say it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Or they were talking to people who work weddings, photographers.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Videographers, catering.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
About whether they see it, what does this guy do?
Photographer photographer by the name.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Of Josh Hugget or something.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I get offered cocaine at ninety percent of the weddings
that I'm shooting now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's at every single wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And he went on to say, like, drug references during
speeches at weddings are very commonplace.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now, oh boy in front of me, Ma, seriously, that
is a room.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
You have to understand.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's a lot more talk of drugs and speeches these days.
It comes up in almost all of them.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Talking about the illicit use by the bride and groom
or bride and bride, groom and groom. Yeah, do they
want that mentioned?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm guessing no.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You can make vague references to crazy nights in college.
Everybody knows what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Right, But if you said doing that, no, no, But
at your wedding, if you said, oh, you know what,
like it's great to be here and you're going and
doing all your stuff, and you were like, all my
girls from Radford were here, you know, all of our
wine wednesdays, and are you know whatever? How's that any
different thing going? Like, oh, all my girls from Radford
(03:35):
are here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Dude, did we smoke some weeds?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Noo, it's the same like weed isn't taboo anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It is for older generations.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Still, I'm not it's not their wedding.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, but you it's it's a family at the core.
It's a family event. Yeah, and a lot of people's
parents and grandparents would be mortified of that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I worked at a wedding venue where they sprayed bug
spray on the surfaces of the toilets. If you put
cocaine down on bug spray, it will crystallize so you
can't snort it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So it's like a preventative measure by the venue people.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, where they'll purposely spray down the toilet seats because
people will go in the stall and you know, Aaron
m Barlow's got a camera out, so yeah, people go
in the stall and snort cocaine.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can I just it took me a second to find it.
Can I read you a note I sent to my
best man ahead of my wedding concerning his speech, freaking
out about how you said you were going to embarrass
me during the speech. I know it's a wayst of way,
but please don't do anything stupid, Joe writes back. Of course,
not if I do anything, And I have absolutely no
(04:50):
idea what I'll say, Yet, it will be extremely mild.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm not an idiot, and I know my audience.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Things like playing tongue Chicken who, or anything involving you
being incredibly drunk or anything related to other girls will
be kept under my hat.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's just being smart.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
All I meant was that I would take a very
very mild, good natured dig at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Remember when Tyler tripped giving the historic tour of Georgetown?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Ooh, do anything that f things up? Sorry I made
any comment. Really, let me know if you want to
talk about this more to smooth things over. I don't
want anyone to be worried. Have a great time this weekend.
I don't even know what was that September two thousand
and eight. I don't know what that weekend was. Anyway,
(05:46):
there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Were we going to another wedding where we were all
going to do mushrooms and cocaine?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I guess it's a good thing that I didn't do
drugs with Joe in college. According to you, it would
have been referenced.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No, they said it's very calm, it's very Where am
I going, Christian? Will you do me a favor? Will
you find me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
People who I hate saying did drugs? Who who got
jacked up at somebody? But not just drinking at somebody's wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Number two, anybody who works at a venue would be great.
Well let me ask you this, Diane. You're getting married,
right and take the speeches out. Take the speeches out right.
You don't want your the speeches to be drug referenced.
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
doing mushrooms and cocaine at your wedding?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Would you be pissed if you found out people were
going outside and smoking weed?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah? Save it, Save it for late late night. Why
would that the reception?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What about gummies?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I mean, at least it's somewhat covert.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, all of it's covert. If you don't see me, sorry, yeah, no,
if you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Take off the take the edge off. No no, but
I'm not gonna I'm not going to drink tonight, but
I'm gonn take a quarter of a gummy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, but if you don't see me doing a little bump,
it's covert.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I can tell.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I met a couple over the weekend at Lonoak from
Carroll County and they got married in Key West.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, I guarantee you it was a drug wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
They focused more on the sum up bar, but them
describing how perfect a setting that is for a wedding
Key West did seem like the ultimate destination.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh wow, I've never even been to Key West.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I hadn't either, never been.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I understand you can do a lot of cocaine at weddings.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
There, though they did not say that.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, you don't know. You were talking about the guests, Hi,
Elliot in the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
I'd rather not say, but I got two things real quick.
First off, Diane, are you okay with them smoking cigars
at the wedding?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That is a great question.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
The smell, the smelk like coming into the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is that great? That is a great question. Anyway, Yes,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Well, yeah, if they can smoke cigars, they could smoke
their blunts. And then, second off, I actually work at
a wedding venue and uh, about a month ago I
found a little vacuum sealed bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you mushroom.
Mushroom use at a at a.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Reception, I would think is so commonplace that nobody would
even bat an eyelash.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah they were good too. I hate them. And when
I went home and everything, Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
And it's a more high end wedding venue kind of
out in the middle of the country, so it's not
too common, but it's a nice little like surprise when
they leave us some goodies behind.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Can I ask, like, where about the wedding venue is?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
And Georgia?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh okay, hey is this right?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Though?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The number of people doing like whether it's mushrooms, cocaine
or whatever, has really skyrocketed at weddings.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I'm I'm sure definitely mushrooms and weed. Not I haven't
found any coke fortunately, but it's not necessarily my thing.
But yeah, I'm always happy to find weed, mushrooms, all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
There you go, Good for you, A nice tip, A
nice tip. All right, very good sir, Thank you my friend. Yes,
my Instagram, so do not read the name over my shoulder.
Did coke at the last wedding I went to with
a laughing emoji?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did the did the bride or groom know?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well? No, because there is an etiquette to this. There
is an etiquette to this line. Five, Hi, Elliott the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
who's this, Yes, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Yeah, my brother's wedding, his best man. During his speech,
he kept talking about my brother's good time and the
good time they had, and every time he said the
word time and meant the late nights they were keeping cocaine.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
The third time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, did anybody get mad? Did anybody get mad? No?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
But he was also doing cocaine at his own wedding,
and it was very obvious.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh no, oh no, and everybody noticed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Damn it, damn it. I'm sorry. Say again.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I wasn't invited to partake in.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Any of that, so I thought invited to the wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, let me ask you this, other than other than
your brother's wedding, what's the last wedding you went to.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
I went to a wedding like a month of all
my cousin's wedding mushrooms. I wish, gosh, cocaine. No, no,
I wish again, I wish. No, my brother this wedding
was the only one that could have happened. And again
I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I gotcha.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, kissed me off.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yes, Tyler from Richie.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
If I'm doing drugs at work, you better believe I'm
doing at your wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
And then Gabe.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right, remember how stressed Tyler was when they brought out
the wrong appetizer.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But would you would you have been pissed if you
found out that somebody was doing mushrooms at the wedding?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I would have, would you?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Really?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I didn't even love when they smoked the cigars and
I wasn't part of that. I'm not saying I didn't
love it because they didn't offer it. They just knew
I would have had no interest. And it made for
really cool pictures on the rooftop and it should be
in their album artwork. But I just feel like there
(12:02):
was enough there. Yes, if you didn't drink. And maybe
this is a product a lot of weddings, not just
for religious these reasons, a lot of weddings with people
turning their back and alcohol away stupid, So maybe this
is born out of that.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
But yeah, I would have been displaced.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Member.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I gave everyone a courtesy plus one and then got
upset that people not many. Oh it's almost time, almost time.
Bruce H but people brought like recent boyfriends. I was like,
come on, that's not a plus one. You have to
have it so I can bring a buddy if I
want to. It's a plus one.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Bring my buddy. He's got all the mushrooms fun.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
By the way, By the way, don't invite you say
whatever you want about drugs. Do not invite me to
a dry wedding. Oh my god, I'll say I'm a
watch paint dry.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Ryan writes, I can confirm that there was none of
this at our Key West wedding. Talking to you Saturday
line one, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Who's this?
Speaker 10 (13:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yay?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
I prefer not to say okay, but we are ninety
nine percent sure that people were doing cocaine in the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That my mindy, Now, what's got you so? What's got
you so sure?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
So one of my girlfriends was in the bathroom and
heard people partaking in the stall next to her, and
so she memorized what their shoe looked like and then
saw in the audience later who that person was and
was like, oh, yeah, I think this text.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
By the way, two things Number one, I applaud the.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Remembering shoe if I go into the bathroom here and
there's there's some there's some person taking a dump, I
memorize the shoe so I can see who it is
later and then I'll tell everybody, just like your friend
did with the cocaine. Now, let me ask you this.
Did you care that that was going on?
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I found out afterwards, and I was just like, I mean,
I guess, live your life. But my hope is that
people could have fun without that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, So that gets me to two things, thank you, ma'am.
Two things. Number one, the etiquette on doing drugs at
somebody's wedding. The etiquette is, if you've never done drugs
with the brider the groom, don't do.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It at their wedding, So says the etiquette. That, No,
that is the etiquette.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, if you've never done fill in the blank, mushrooms, gummies,
cocaine with the brider groom, don't do it at their wedding.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Okay, But that doesn't mean the bride and groom or
groom are high on drugs.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, no, not at all. No, no no.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But that gets to the last thing that she said,
is brid So I told you they talked to all
these different specters of for the story. Aren't those ghosts,
I don't know, maybe spectrums, sectors, sectors that were spectrums.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
They talked to all these different groups of people, and
one of them said one of the bride and groom
couples were like, they found it insulting that people were
doing mushrooms, cocaine fill in the blank, because they thought
it was not that it was disrespectful, but that it
(15:34):
was a It was it was a reflection on them
that people thought the reception is going to be so boring.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I have to do cocaine or mushrooms to have fun.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's what they were upset about, Like, my reception isn't
enough for you that you have to go in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
And do a line.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
One of my biggest regrets at a wedding is leaving
a reception to go across the hall to check out
another weddings reception because it was I can tell they
had a DJ, and I was sick of the live
band's motown. There was just so much motown. We were
in Michigan, but I just I wanted to dance to a.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Disc jockey and not the band and not the band,
by the way, and that's one of your biggest regrets.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I just I do you regret doing I felt bad
the next morning.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
By the way, if I got invited to a dry wedding,
well I didn't say it was dry. No, no, no no,
But you brought up dry weddings before I'd walk right
out of the reception and go get a.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Drink to the fun reception.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, you can't have a dry wedding, that is your comment, though,
makes me wonder, I, yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I could still have fun with a with a dry
red wedding like I enjoyed.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Is there still dancing or are we not even doing that?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, you could dance.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Just no alcohol. You gotta have alcohol at a wedding.
You gotta have alcohol at a wedding. I could still
have a good time.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
And now I'm going to be thinking if I'm ever
invited to a dry wedding, I'm thinking about that statement.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Not me. I'll be thinking about it wherever I am,
not at that wedding.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
RSVP.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No, does an open bar?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I guess it doesn't have to be open bar, But
does a bar suggest this is the only way people
can enjoy themselves at my wedding.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
No no, you read no no for cocaine. I guess
if you had a cocaine bar there then it would
be fine. Well, and then they also remind everybody it's illegal,
so you got that whole thing. And so there were
some people that were like, yeah, like it's one thing,
(17:41):
but I don't need you doing like illicit illegal drugs
at the wedding. Fine five Hi Elliott the morning Listen.
I'm nobody's mother. Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I'm not gonna say my name because it's what I'm
gonna say. But I officiated my friend's wedding in Key
West over the summer, and the whole wedding party and
officiant might have been doing drugs.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Hey did the guy who got married that you officiated,
what did he run into?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tyler at Lono go over the weekend? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
That guy could have.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Been lying the drug addict. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Hey, so everybody, like when you say everybody was doing drugs,
what was everybody.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Doing Like all the grim Ler's cocaine, there were gummies.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, but alcohol and kid says it's okay, because you
have done drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
With exactly, so then you're good to go. Then you're
good to go, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yes time, my husband and I stopped at a dispensary
to get some joints after we left a ceremony on
the way to the reception.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good thinking.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
The bride and groom and their family were all outside
the venue smoking together.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's knowing who's wedding you're going to.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I just that makes me uncomfortable, just because you've done
it with the brier groom.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, but that way they would understand that you're not
doing it because you.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Think the reception is going to be lame. You're doing
it because that's what we do together.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Doing it when the brider groom's grandparents were at our house,
Well no.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's called being respectful.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, but the grandparents are at the wedding, yes.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, but you're not with them. I'm not seated at
their table. I'm not asking granny, Hey, do you got
a compact? I want to do a bump and the
stupid venu sprayed bug spray.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All over the toilet seats.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Your friend Palk Slow.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Line six, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Hi, I'm calling because at my wedding, we were trying
to take a or the grooms whom we were taking a
group picture, and they couldn't find my brother And it
turns out he was doing a cocaine in a room
with my uncle.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And and then and then at another.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Wedding, I was super super pregnant and one of my
friend's husbands was using my stomach like a bongo. And
then it turns out he was on molly.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh, by the way, bring that up. Should have met
That is a treat, just to get you going a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Just get the vibond.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
From my Instagram.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I met my brother's wedding in South Africa. I was
designated the official weed roller.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh dude, that's nice, That's really nice. I'm sorry, Kristen.
Where am I going? Line five? Hi? Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
By the way, And I had a lot of people
have friends doing cocaine. But the photographer they talked to
he said, at ninety percent of the weddings he gets
offered cocaine. I would feel awkward going up to somebody
who worked in catering. So somebody who was a photographer
been like, hey, you want to bump like that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Would be awkward to me.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
That doesn't surprise me because we've talked to venders who
are inappropriately addressed throughout.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, Hey, do you want to have sex? I get no.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but like being propositioned, yes,
Hey do you want to go?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Do you want to go shots?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I know people did that in my way for shots. Absolutely,
there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
An extension of that.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The there's a big difference between hey, you want to
shot at tequila and hey, you want to go into
the bathroom and do a line?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
If I've done it already with the brighter groom.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Fair point, fair point, I'm sorry, who's this? Hey, yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago
that I literally could not walk into the bathroom without
getting offered key bump and I don't I don't do drugs.
It was up in New York, right, but I literally
felt like I needed like a lapelpin that said like no,
no drugs, right, Like it was so common and there
was so many people that were all bringing to me
it was insane, including the father of the bride, which
(22:05):
I thought was just the ice on the cake.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Wait and hold on one. Just so I'm clear. The
father of the bride offered you cocaine.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, so it wasn't directly his, but I think it
was maybe her uncle's. And they were getting down and
it was kind of like, oh, hey, you want some
of this? And I was like, no, no, for the
time this evening go.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Thanks broh my god, No, Tyler, nobody's wearing a Dare
lapel pin to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I got it, thank you, sir. Didn't they Dare used to?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
I feel like they did, or maybe it was a
similar agency. Didn't They used to hand out badges like
as if you're the sheriff. But it's out there so
instead of this lapel pit is tiny. But I asked
you one of the big old big star.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
By the way, can I tell you if I would
have walked into the bathroom at Tyler's wedding and Lindsey's
dad was like, hey, you want to bump, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh my god, that's party.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh my god, Tyler, oh Dare junior deputy.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's how Tyler walks around weddings.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Christina writes, my cousin was blasted on coke at my wedding.
He was hitting on one of his cousins, hysterical. I
didn't care. I was drunk, man, I swear.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
To god, now, I don't even want to go to
a wedding if there's not cocaine there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Everybody's got cocaine at their weddings.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yeah, but you gotta start making sure you're doing it
with a lot of engaged couples.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
In case you get that invite. Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's that?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (23:48):
I'd rather not say, but I was the best man
and my buddy's wedding and we partoke into some party.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Favors the night before, right, But.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Then I decided to bring some with me for the
wedding and told the groom that, you know, it's in
the bathroom if you need it. The door was locked,
and I was like, I'm gonna go partake, and so
I popped the lock because nobody's answering while I was knocking,
And there's the groom right there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Hey, what what party favors did you bring?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
We brought some cody, all right, very good, thank you.
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