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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is more of a character test.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
A character test.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, it's not a game where you're going to be competing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well the Dian's lucky, Diane's lucky.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You may find that you're challenging yourself to figure out
if you are a true gentleman.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, the answer is yes.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
The answer your hypothesis going into this is yes.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think I'm a gentleman. Seriously, what where am I
not a gentleman?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Farts on the air sixty times a day?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Was First of all, that's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. You think I fart in here sixty
times a day?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Okay, I was exaggerated.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well that's why. No, no, no, no, no, but that's
no no. But that's how that's how. That's how bad
things can start.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is I don't do how rumors get started?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, you're exactly right, So you'd be like you forward
sixty times a day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Then I got to hear people going like, why do
you fart so much? I don't. I bet I haven't
farted it in here audibly.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yet audibly, my point being, well, you can't choke.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
One in the.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
General consensus would be a gentleman would not do that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Fart, Yes, a gentleman.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Who's who's in the presence of others, who that's not
especially audible audibly.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Who that I might give you that, who's the most
gentle like? Who is the poster child for being a gentleman?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, just in general, like if you were to say,
give me a give me a mental image of somebody
who would be a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Clooney guarantee you he farts, guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
King Charles, not with the royal family.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, if farting comes up in this quiz and you
answer honestly, we'll see. Okay, the person who produced it
or put it together thinks that that but.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then Diane, But Diane can't take the quiz.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe she can uh sort of be the meter determining
whether or not you're telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, that's fine, or well, dianou only data gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or suggest what she thinks the answer should be. You
have food dangling out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm sorry, Clooney doesn't eat.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He doesn't talk with his mouthful.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I bet he does. All right, I'm ready question one
right now? Okay, never mind? Yeah, Well, no, how does it?
I don't know how it works? It scores you at
the end. No, no, I'm saying do I have to do?
I just shout it out. Well, there's three choices. What's
in your mouth? Diane food?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Thank you samwich?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There'll be three choices. Okay, you pick the one you think.
He is multiple choice representing your answer. Don't try to
answer what you think they want you to say.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, for my shelf, it's trying to determine if you're
a true gentleman.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm answering for myself, not what I think the right
answer is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's important. Right, by the way, the right.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Answer and answering for myself will probably be the same
question Number one.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
This is a doozy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Writing thank you letters is a tired and achronism only
for those under ten at Christmas, or to be done
promptly and pithy. B it's only for the under tens.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean if that's if I'm answering for me, the
real answer should be one nobody cares the but I
we we did make the boys write thank you notes
for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Who is the best double low seven? Oh sean?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Wait, okay, all right, I would say the correct answer
is C in the thank you note question?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh so you want to give what you think the
correct answer is, especially in that one. Have Elliott score
at the end for those not tracking along. Okay, yeah,
hand's obviously right.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You don't know that. Yeah, she's right.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, but don't I don't want him to now to
try to guess what he thinks the right answer is.
That's why I said he has to answer for him.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am no. That's and I did because I told
you I would have said one is the right answer. Okay,
we said you said b I said be because we
made the kids do it. Who is the best double?
Oh seven?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sean Connery, Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, Elliott, Sean Connery. We can hear the chewing. No
you can't, Sean Connery.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I would choose that too, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's Roger Moore. No way. Question three. I went to
the exhibit.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
When is it acceptable to be seen running in public
only on the weekend, whenever possible, or never with the
sole exception of apprehending a thief?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wait? When is it appropriate you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Run for exercise?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is it acceptable to be seen running in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Public whenever possible? I don't care when you run, You're
going with whenever possible.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, there's no rule about being a gentleman as
to when you run.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You should never run. What do you mean you should
never run in public?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Areg Yeah? Are you throwing exercise out of it?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh wait no, no, no running for a like a.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's even worse.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What do you mean that's like you might be running
down the hallway at school.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You should do that all the time. You don't run
in public? Yes, you do not? Is it true? Gentleman?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
The only two choices of this one, so you have this.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I ran down the ago. Here's embarrassing when you see
people run it. I've done it too. Yeah, I did
it this morning. I go ahead.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
As I said on Blue Sky yesterday afternoon, mobile access
for the doors never fails when you're not rushing back
from the bathroom after the show.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Good segue.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Because this is a food question, I'm writing, how should
you behave with waiters?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Again?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got a fifty to fifty chanswer two options. You've
gotten none of them right so far. Not to preview
your final score. You should learn and use their names,
or you should keep the interaction to the bare minimum.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Number one I talked to waiters all the time, and
if they say their name, like if they come over,
they go hi, I'm Cindy. I'll talk to him as Cindy.
Maybe they could be a man too. If it's a waiter,
I'll talk to him as Dave.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That is your first right answer.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Thank you, Thank you, kissing, thank you for continuing to
chew only with tongue. Is tawdry and unhygjient or is
an essential skill?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Essential skill? That is correct? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Which is the correct glass for drinking gin? A balloon
glass or a tumbler?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't know what a balloon glass is, so I'm
gonna sell blue glasses are like a large wine glass
for gin. No tumblr, I have a tumbler, jack and
coke every day.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Do you agree with him that that is He's answered
for himself. But do you think that's the true, gentleman?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I think it's the other one. A balloon glass, no way.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Wait, but a tumbler is like a turvis, right, Yeah,
that's what I use.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, now the tumbler they want more. They're talking about
like a tall rocks glass.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh I don't use that, but I would use that
before I would use a balloon glass.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I ain't using that. I don't even know what that
is other than a wine glass.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It looks like like like almost like a brandy sniffer.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh yeah, it's a larger okay, not for gen and tonic.
Not for gen and tonic.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I also like him in a big Stanley.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Diane, you were wrong. Elliott is right, Thank you, thank you,
learn how to drink? That's quite the streaker on here?
Isn't that three in a row? Yeah? You know why?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Perfect gentleman, Well well, perfect, well, perfect gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
All right, next question, perfect gentlemen. Look, I'm sitting erect.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Does a gentleman listen more than speaking or speak more
than listening?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wait? Say that again?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Does a gentleman listen more? Does a gentleman speak more?
Or it should be a perfect.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Balance of both.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You speak more, listen more?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No way, then nobody knows who you are. Speak more.
It's listens more.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh, we knew you were gonna get that one wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I love this question because you get on me all
the time. Asking a restaurant to modify a dish on
their menu shows taste and refinement or is an insult
to the chef.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Taste in refinement. Absolutely absolutely, I believe I'm buying the meal. Yeah,
taste and refineed. Yeah, you're wrong, that's not an insult
to the chef. We've thought o that before, right, Well,
then go to a different chef. Excuse me, Mary, because
that's my waitress the I would like to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No, I'm good at that. I'm good with that. I'm
good with that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
When someone goes to college, it tells you most of
what you need to know about them. It is something
that you can use to create instant connections, or is
something you honestly don't care about at all.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh, I care instant connection.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I would say connection.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Thank you. You should not care about it at all.
Why I don't care if you went to college?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And that's a very modern and correct answer, because college
just doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, as much as it used to. Yeah, I see that.
That's you. I bet that answers evolved over the years.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, no, because I don't care if you went to college,
but if you did, let's connect.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Funny you didn't answer that way though, That's what I said.
It's a connection.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Back to the plates which you are now holding. Someone
approaches you at a party holding a cannopy tray, do
you isn't that.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Just finger food? Yeah, it's like they'll put it on
the little bread right, yeah, oh yeah. You take a moment.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
At the Tobe Awards, they have like multiple people that
walk around with those it's called nerves. Yeah, and a
lot of times they'll see as if they were.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A cab in New York.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Excuse me anyway, Yes, go ahead. You take a moment
to choose one that you like the look of. You
quiz them about what they are and how they were made.
Or you take the nearest one to you and politely
say thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And B A and B C B.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
No, No, take the nearest one to you, insane thank.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You number one? What if it what if it's slopping?
Number two? What if it's small? The No, I do
like to ask a little bit, but A like you
just take the one that looks the best, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You know A and B are both wrong? Why because
you take the nearest one.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, if the tray is like this and you like
this one, take that one.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's a past or DIRV. It's not a you can
only have this one or dirt.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
We did require Elliott to answer, honestly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
No, and I am.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I am answering honestly, making scrambled or poached eggs is
best left to the professionals or is your go to
fuss free meal.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This is a hard one because I don't make eggs.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Or they let Diane answer this one for you or
not for you, but on your quiz.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Go to.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That is correct A true gentleman, A true gentleman knows
how to make an egg. So you're gonna get credit
for that one, thank you. But it should have been
by the way, everybody knows how to poach an egg,
so you shouldn't that have been best left for the professor.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't know how to poach an egg, Yes you do.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I know how to make scrambled eggs. I don't know
to poach an egg.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Number one, I bet you don't know how to scramble
eggs correctly, No, I bet you don't. The number two
is you don't know how to boil water, crack an
egg open and just drop it in.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It looks a little bit spooy.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I was insane. I've never desired a poached egg at home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Right, So I a reader for the next question, Yes,
I'm crushing it. Not really, you're being crushed.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Which of these grooming products is acceptable for a gentleman
to use?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Wait say that again, which of these.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Grooming products is acceptable for a gentleman to use? Moisturizer,
hair gel?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Or it's twenty twenty five, anything goes? Oh, so this
is a modern one.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This is the twenty twenty five gentlemen. I told you
that one. Answer definitely has evolved.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Here can I? I want to answer two ways of
those are great for you? The last time. No, the
only one I use is hair gel.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, but they're saying for it, not you. They're saying
for a gentleman to you. Oh, anything, you and your
fellow gentlemen. Yeah, I don't care, anything goes, anything goes.
I'm not going to use it, but anything goes. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, it's definitely just moisturizer.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The no way, hair jail is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Really, I'm wearing it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How come not everything goes because hair gail is not acceptable?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes it is. I don't wear moves.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, like any sort of product. Well, no, the question
they said specifically hair gel. They singled out hair Oh
why don't wear gel?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What do you wear? Like some kind of balm or
something I don't know whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
He's like poly d it's lay.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right, lay Right's the name l A Y R I
T E. What is the correct name of the equine sport? Oh? Polo?
Is it racing? Oh? Is it horse racing? Or is
it the GGS? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The g god, this isn't my answer, but like the
gg's is gonna be.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Hey, let's go down to the grounds for some ggs. No,
it is horse racing. Yeah, wait, say it again, Say
it again?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
He said racing, horse racing or the GGS.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Horse racing, horse race.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's gonna be just racing and it is. Oh why
because the gg sounds like a Jeordi term.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Wait, but why would you just call it racing? Racing?
Could be cars? Yes, not for a true gentleman. Oh,
true gentlemen wouldn't like racing or car racing.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You go to a Christmas party. Do you arrive late
to give the host more time to prepare. Do you
arrive promptly and know when to call it a night
a night? Or do you ensure you're the last person
to leave and only do so after helping with cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, the no, I'm I'm promptly.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I think a gentleman would stay late and help clean up.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Zero chance.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
No, by the way, a gentleman wouldn't allow you to help.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm gonna say b number two arrive promptly. That's correct,
thank you, thank you, Like I'm not gonna be the
first one there. But I'm not rolling in late and
I'm not helping you clean.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Eating on the go dot dot dot.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Is a necessary part of modern life, or is absolutely
never to be done.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Part of normal life, part of normal life. If you
don't think Clooney's eating fries in a car, you're wrong,
part of Diane, part of normal life.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Check it, Yes, that is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You're not supposed to be eating in your car.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Let me guess you're also running while you're eating thee.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But who okay, go ahead, go ahead, Which is you
know what nobody wants to be a perfect gentleman. You
know what nobody wants to date a perfect gentleman. I'll
date you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Which is the only acceptable use of the word babe,
babe as a term of endearment or as a name
for a sheep or pig.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh, I know what they're gonna say. I know what
they're gonna say, and it's a term of endearment.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
But they're gonna go No, it's only fooled the name
of some kind of wild law. So you know you
got that one wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yes, but come on, So if if if I started
dating a little bit, if they said, if I start
dating somebody, who am I dating?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Give me some I'm dating Livy done, I'm dating a
true gentleman.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
And she says, oh, hey, babe, I'm supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
She is able to say that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh so if I said to her, hey Livy, Hell,
hey babe, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
How is your day today? Eh?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Why it's gross, babe? Yes? Oh no, not at all, babyface,
babe tuts.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Your companion asks you to carry her handbag.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Do so grudgingly, agree, happily, or politely decline?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
All A, I hate it? I hate it? Can you
hold my purse happily? How happily?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Do you think a true gentleman does holds a purse happily?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
A true gentleman would never hold a purse.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, that's why you got the question wrong, Elliott, because
you agree happily.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
No, I'm still doing it.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You're seeing the whites of my eyes with a heavy hurrumph,
I'll hold it. Go ahead, jack take a piss sorry,
go ahead, babe.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two questions left. What car does a true gentleman drive?
A land Rover, a Porsche, a Rolls Royce, or anything
but a Tesla.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Double r ros? Love them, love them? Porsche could be
on there, true gentleman, true gentleman, Rolls Royce, abt anything
really no Rolls Royce.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And then the first question is full circle with or
the last questions full circle with the first question tumbler.
Do you sign your Christmas cards from the dog as
if he or she were one of the family. Always
Rover is part of the family, or never he's a dog.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
This is a hard one.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Because the dogs are in the Christmas card in the photo.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah. Yeah, but I don't sign the dog. You know what,
A true gentleman doesn't do a photo card.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh so, but I signed photo card?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh I don't. I don't sign the dog's name. I
don't sign the dog. I don't. Jackie does well, Jackie,
no like for Christmas the cards because you're holding her
purse the No, No, I don't sign the dog's name.
I don't sign the dog's name. You're gonna be right
on this one.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, that would have knocked me because we always write
the dog's name.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah no, never never. You know why. I'm a gentleman,
true gentleman.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Your final score out of how many? Twenty seven? So
not a gentleman, No.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Not a true gentleman, A real gentleman, A real gentleman.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
They right room for improvement is putting it mild.
This is more of a character test.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
A character test.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, it's not a game where you're going to be competing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well the Dian's lucky, Diane's lucky.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You may find that you're challenging yourself to figure out
if you are a true gentleman.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, the answer is yes.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
The answer your hypothesis going into this is yes.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think I'm a gentleman. Seriously, what where am I
not a gentleman?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Farts on the air sixty times a day?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Was First of all, that's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. You think I fart in here sixty
times a day?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Okay, I was exaggerated.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well that's why. No, no, no, no, no, but that's
no no. But that's how that's how. That's how bad
things can start.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is I don't do how rumors get started?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, you're exactly right, So you'd be like you forward
sixty times a day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Then I got to hear people going like, why do
you fart so much? I don't. I bet I haven't
farted it in here audibly.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yet audibly, my point being, well, you can't choke.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
One in the.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
General consensus would be a gentleman would not do that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Fart, Yes, a gentleman.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Who's who's in the presence of others, who that's not
especially audible audibly.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Who that I might give you that, who's the most
gentle like? Who is the poster child for being a gentleman?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, just in general, like if you were to say,
give me a give me a mental image of somebody
who would be a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Clooney guarantee you he farts, guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
King Charles, not with the royal family.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, if farting comes up in this quiz and you
answer honestly, we'll see. Okay, the person who produced it
or put it together thinks that that but.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then Diane, But Diane can't take the quiz.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe she can uh sort of be the meter determining
whether or not you're telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, that's fine, or well, dianou only data gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or suggest what she thinks the answer should be. You
have food dangling out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm sorry, Clooney doesn't eat.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He doesn't talk with his mouthful.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I bet he does. All right, I'm ready question one
right now? Okay, never mind? Yeah, Well, no, how does it?
I don't know how it works? It scores you at
the end. No, no, I'm saying do I have to do?
I just shout it out. Well, there's three choices. What's
in your mouth? Diane food?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Thank you samwich?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There'll be three choices. Okay, you pick the one you think.
He is multiple choice representing your answer. Don't try to
answer what you think they want you to say.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, for my shelf, it's trying to determine if you're
a true gentleman.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm answering for myself, not what I think the right
answer is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's important. Right, by the way, the right.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Answer and answering for myself will probably be the same
question Number one.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
This is a doozy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Writing thank you letters is a tired and achronism only
for those under ten at Christmas, or to be done
promptly and pithy. B it's only for the under tens.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean if that's if I'm answering for me, the
real answer should be one nobody cares the but I
we we did make the boys write thank you notes
for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Who is the best double low seven? Oh sean?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Wait, okay, all right, I would say the correct answer
is C in the thank you note question?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh so you want to give what you think the
correct answer is, especially in that one. Have Elliott score
at the end for those not tracking along. Okay, yeah,
hand's obviously right.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You don't know that. Yeah, she's right.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, but don't I don't want him to now to
try to guess what he thinks the right answer is.
That's why I said he has to answer for him.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am no. That's and I did because I told
you I would have said one is the right answer. Okay,
we said you said b I said be because we
made the kids do it. Who is the best double?
Oh seven?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sean Connery, Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, Elliott, Sean Connery. We can hear the chewing. No
you can't, Sean Connery.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I would choose that too, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's Roger Moore. No way. Question three. I went to
the exhibit.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
When is it acceptable to be seen running in public
only on the weekend, whenever possible, or never with the
sole exception of apprehending a thief?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wait? When is it appropriate you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Run for exercise?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is it acceptable to be seen running in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Public whenever possible? I don't care when you run, You're
going with whenever possible.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, there's no rule about being a gentleman as
to when you run.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You should never run. What do you mean you should
never run in public?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Areg Yeah? Are you throwing exercise out of it?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh wait no, no, no running for a like a.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's even worse.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What do you mean that's like you might be running
down the hallway at school.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You should do that all the time. You don't run
in public? Yes, you do not? Is it true? Gentleman?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
The only two choices of this one, so you have this.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I ran down the ago. Here's embarrassing when you see
people run it. I've done it too. Yeah, I did
it this morning. I go ahead.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
As I said on Blue Sky yesterday afternoon, mobile access
for the doors never fails when you're not rushing back
from the bathroom after the show.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Good segue.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Because this is a food question, I'm writing, how should
you behave with waiters?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Again?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got a fifty to fifty chanswer two options. You've
gotten none of them right so far. Not to preview
your final score. You should learn and use their names,
or you should keep the interaction to the bare minimum.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Number one I talked to waiters all the time, and
if they say their name, like if they come over,
they go hi, I'm Cindy. I'll talk to him as Cindy.
Maybe they could be a man too. If it's a waiter,
I'll talk to him as Dave.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That is your first right answer.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Thank you, Thank you, kissing, thank you for continuing to
chew only with tongue. Is tawdry and unhygjient or is
an essential skill?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Essential skill? That is correct? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Which is the correct glass for drinking gin? A balloon
glass or a tumbler?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't know what a balloon glass is, so I'm
gonna sell blue glasses are like a large wine glass
for gin. No tumblr, I have a tumbler, jack and
coke every day.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Do you agree with him that that is He's answered
for himself. But do you think that's the true, gentleman?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I think it's the other one. A balloon glass, no way.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Wait, but a tumbler is like a turvis, right, Yeah,
that's what I use.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, now the tumbler they want more. They're talking about
like a tall rocks glass.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh I don't use that, but I would use that
before I would use a balloon glass.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I ain't using that. I don't even know what that
is other than a wine glass.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It looks like like like almost like a brandy sniffer.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh yeah, it's a larger okay, not for gen and tonic.
Not for gen and tonic.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I also like him in a big Stanley.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Diane, you were wrong. Elliott is right, Thank you, thank you,
learn how to drink? That's quite the streaker on here?
Isn't that three in a row? Yeah? You know why?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Perfect gentleman, Well well, perfect, well, perfect gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
All right, next question, perfect gentlemen. Look, I'm sitting erect.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Does a gentleman listen more than speaking or speak more
than listening?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wait? Say that again?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Does a gentleman listen more? Does a gentleman speak more?
Or it should be a perfect.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Balance of both.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You speak more, listen more?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No way, then nobody knows who you are. Speak more.
It's listens more.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh, we knew you were gonna get that one wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I love this question because you get on me all
the time. Asking a restaurant to modify a dish on
their menu shows taste and refinement or is an insult
to the chef.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Taste in refinement. Absolutely absolutely, I believe I'm buying the meal. Yeah,
taste and refineed. Yeah, you're wrong, that's not an insult
to the chef. We've thought o that before, right, Well,
then go to a different chef. Excuse me, Mary, because
that's my waitress the I would like to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No, I'm good at that. I'm good with that. I'm
good with that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
When someone goes to college, it tells you most of
what you need to know about them. It is something
that you can use to create instant connections, or is
something you honestly don't care about at all.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh, I care instant connection.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I would say connection.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Thank you. You should not care about it at all.
Why I don't care if you went to college?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And that's a very modern and correct answer, because college
just doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, as much as it used to. Yeah, I see that.
That's you. I bet that answers evolved over the years.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, no, because I don't care if you went to college,
but if you did, let's connect.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Funny you didn't answer that way though, That's what I said.
It's a connection.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Back to the plates which you are now holding. Someone
approaches you at a party holding a cannopy tray, do
you isn't that.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Just finger food? Yeah, it's like they'll put it on
the little bread right, yeah, oh yeah. You take a moment.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
At the Tobe Awards, they have like multiple people that
walk around with those it's called nerves. Yeah, and a
lot of times they'll see as if they were.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A cab in New York.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Excuse me anyway, Yes, go ahead. You take a moment
to choose one that you like the look of. You
quiz them about what they are and how they were made.
Or you take the nearest one to you and politely
say thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And B A and B C B.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
No, No, take the nearest one to you, insane thank.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You number one? What if it what if it's slopping?
Number two? What if it's small? The No, I do
like to ask a little bit, but A like you
just take the one that looks the best, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You know A and B are both wrong? Why because
you take the nearest one.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, if the tray is like this and you like
this one, take that one.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's a past or DIRV. It's not a you can
only have this one or dirt.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
We did require Elliott to answer, honestly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
No, and I am.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I am answering honestly, making scrambled or poached eggs is
best left to the professionals or is your go to
fuss free meal.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This is a hard one because I don't make eggs.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Or they let Diane answer this one for you or
not for you, but on your quiz.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Go to.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That is correct A true gentleman, A true gentleman knows
how to make an egg. So you're gonna get credit
for that one, thank you. But it should have been
by the way, everybody knows how to poach an egg,
so you shouldn't that have been best left for the professor.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't know how to poach an egg, Yes you do.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I know how to make scrambled eggs. I don't know
to poach an egg.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Number one, I bet you don't know how to scramble
eggs correctly, No, I bet you don't. The number two
is you don't know how to boil water, crack an
egg open and just drop it in.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It looks a little bit spooy.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I was insane. I've never desired a poached egg at home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Right, So I a reader for the next question, Yes,
I'm crushing it. Not really, you're being crushed.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Which of these grooming products is acceptable for a gentleman
to use?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Wait say that again, which of these.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Grooming products is acceptable for a gentleman to use? Moisturizer,
hair gel?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Or it's twenty twenty five, anything goes? Oh, so this
is a modern one.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This is the twenty twenty five gentlemen. I told you
that one. Answer definitely has evolved.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Here can I? I want to answer two ways of
those are great for you? The last time. No, the
only one I use is hair gel.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, but they're saying for it, not you. They're saying
for a gentleman to you. Oh, anything, you and your
fellow gentlemen. Yeah, I don't care, anything goes, anything goes.
I'm not going to use it, but anything goes. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, it's definitely just moisturizer.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The no way, hair jail is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Really, I'm wearing it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How come not everything goes because hair gail is not acceptable?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes it is. I don't wear moves.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, like any sort of product. Well, no, the question
they said specifically hair gel. They singled out hair Oh
why don't wear gel?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What do you wear? Like some kind of balm or
something I don't know whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
He's like poly d it's lay.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right, lay Right's the name l A Y R I
T E. What is the correct name of the equine sport? Oh? Polo?
Is it racing? Oh? Is it horse racing? Or is
it the GGS? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The g god, this isn't my answer, but like the
gg's is gonna be.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Hey, let's go down to the grounds for some ggs. No,
it is horse racing. Yeah, wait, say it again, Say
it again?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
He said racing, horse racing or the GGS.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Horse racing, horse race.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's gonna be just racing and it is. Oh why
because the gg sounds like a Jeordi term.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Wait, but why would you just call it racing? Racing?
Could be cars? Yes, not for a true gentleman. Oh,
true gentlemen wouldn't like racing or car racing.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You go to a Christmas party. Do you arrive late
to give the host more time to prepare. Do you
arrive promptly and know when to call it a night
a night? Or do you ensure you're the last person
to leave and only do so after helping with cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, the no, I'm I'm promptly.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I think a gentleman would stay late and help clean up.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Zero chance.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
No, by the way, a gentleman wouldn't allow you to help.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm gonna say b number two arrive promptly. That's correct,
thank you, thank you, Like I'm not gonna be the
first one there. But I'm not rolling in late and
I'm not helping you clean.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Eating on the go dot dot dot.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Is a necessary part of modern life, or is absolutely
never to be done.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Part of normal life, part of normal life. If you
don't think Clooney's eating fries in a car, you're wrong,
part of Diane, part of normal life.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Check it, Yes, that is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You're not supposed to be eating in your car.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Let me guess you're also running while you're eating thee.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But who okay, go ahead, go ahead, Which is you
know what nobody wants to be a perfect gentleman. You
know what nobody wants to date a perfect gentleman. I'll
date you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Which is the only acceptable use of the word babe,
babe as a term of endearment or as a name
for a sheep or pig.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh, I know what they're gonna say. I know what
they're gonna say, and it's a term of endearment.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
But they're gonna go No, it's only fooled the name
of some kind of wild law. So you know you
got that one wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yes, but come on, So if if if I started
dating a little bit, if they said, if I start
dating somebody, who am I dating?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Give me some I'm dating Livy done, I'm dating a
true gentleman.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
And she says, oh, hey, babe, I'm supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
She is able to say that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh so if I said to her, hey Livy, Hell,
hey babe, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
How is your day today? Eh?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Why it's gross, babe? Yes? Oh no, not at all, babyface,
babe tuts.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Your companion asks you to carry her handbag.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Do so grudgingly, agree, happily, or politely decline?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
All A, I hate it? I hate it? Can you
hold my purse happily? How happily?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Do you think a true gentleman does holds a purse happily?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
A true gentleman would never hold a purse.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, that's why you got the question wrong, Elliott, because
you agree happily.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
No, I'm still doing it.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You're seeing the whites of my eyes with a heavy hurrumph,
I'll hold it. Go ahead, jack take a piss sorry,
go ahead, babe.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two questions left. What car does a true gentleman drive?
A land Rover, a Porsche, a Rolls Royce, or anything
but a Tesla.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Double r ros? Love them, love them? Porsche could be
on there, true gentleman, true gentleman, Rolls Royce, abt anything
really no Rolls Royce.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And then the first question is full circle with or
the last questions full circle with the first question tumbler.
Do you sign your Christmas cards from the dog as
if he or she were one of the family. Always
Rover is part of the family, or never he's a dog.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
This is a hard one.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Because the dogs are in the Christmas card in the photo.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah. Yeah, but I don't sign the dog. You know what,
A true gentleman doesn't do a photo card.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh so, but I signed photo card?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh I don't. I don't sign the dog's name. I
don't sign the dog. I don't. Jackie does well, Jackie,
no like for Christmas the cards because you're holding her
purse the No, No, I don't sign the dog's name.
I don't sign the dog's name. You're gonna be right
on this one.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, that would have knocked me because we always write
the dog's name.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah no, never never. You know why. I'm a gentleman,
true gentleman.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Your final score out of how many? Twenty seven? So
not a gentleman, No.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Not a true gentleman, A real gentleman, A real gentleman.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
They right room for improvement is putting it mild.
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