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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So somebody sent us a note. You know, I love
I love an advice column. I love an advice column.
But I also like when somebody says, you guys must
be very well versed and they reach out and need
our advice.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I like that. I like that they trust you absolutely.
I don't us.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Trust us, certainly don't trust Diane may I.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And it's a short one. It's a short one.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
What do you mean like your solution is no, no,
no's no no.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The story the story, Yeah, no, the story is very short.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Although what was the I just saw a great advice
column thing yesterday or the day before.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Remind me, maybe I'll get there. Let me deal, Let
me deal with the listener.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Listener is always customer is always the most important.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
May I. It starts, I need some advice. Perfect, you
came to the right place.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I have an Airbnb and just came to learn that
the clean I have used for years took pictures inside
of the Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
For her OnlyFans page. How do I handle this? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hmm, Now I will say this like I don't. I've
never like, I've stayed at an airbnb. Yeah, I'm not
a huge fan, but I've stayed at an Airbnb, but
I've never I've never like videoed or anything in there.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, you can take pictures I did over the summer
of our dog in our airbnb. He's obviously no.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, this person is like doing like whatever, I don't
know how aggressive. Yeah, they didn't describe the cleaners were well,
nor give me the page, like if I could look
up the account, that would be great.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Or maybe something like my photos weren't for any commercial use.
But I bet some air and b's, like the Airbnb's,
like the really really nice ones don't allow photographer because
then because there were and I don't know what the
situation is with this listeners. Oh, it sounds like she
was just showing titties and couder.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It does sound like that is concern for her concern
it does not say.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
But I bet because of not wanting a space to
be used for profit. If it's I guess if it's
just wedding photos, maybe you're not using that for profit,
but you want an additional rental fee if you're going
to be taking photos or doing a shoot.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh so you think this guy wants money from her
only fans page because she uses his house.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
No, I do think for this case alone, it is
the fact that it was only fans. But I do
especially some of those just like cabin settings or the
ones that are just you can't even believe they're listed
on Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah, I mean some of them are beautiful, some
of them are great.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I wouldn't be surprised to find.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
That they have no photography policy something in there. Take
me to court, Take me to court, just so.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Like it's great, advertise it well, but it is not
renting it for a music video, or a model's not
renting it for her portfolio something like that.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh I gotcha, all right, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Or was there some sort of abuse of property.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know that. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, we don't know how they found out.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean my guess is I mean, the only abuse
of property I'm guessing is that is a great question.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
That is a great question.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm sure when his family was wondering too for her
a guy, if anything, wouldn't you default thinking maybe it's
a woman?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I didn't. I went guy.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Who stumbled on and this is and this is why
and this may be wrong, but I assume and could
be wrong, that it's the woman has the cleaner is.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
A woman with an only fans page, okay, right? And
he found her online?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you don't think he was tipped off to this?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
How would you? How would you be tipped off to it?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
That looks like my headboard?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you would have to see that online.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Someone else could see it and tell you.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Or did she like did she mess some sheets? And
he was like, what, I I.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Know what that is is Diane's holiday sheets?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
The hey, what's that on the pillow case?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't know, like like maybe maybe maybe, And I
don't know, I don't know how Like for somebody who
has an air Christian, will you do.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Me a favor?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Will you find me somebody who who has a property
that they use as an airbnb?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Please? Like they rented out people. If you have it,
you know how it works?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Eight six six to Elliott eight six six two three
five five.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Four six eight.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
So like if you have a cleaner, like somebody who
cleans your airbnb?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is it through a service or is it It sounds
like it's.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
The same person totally forgot it. Who was a third
party that it's it's it's a guest this whole.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Time no, no, No, it's somebody who cleans the house.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, so they wouldn't be subject to the same rules
that may say.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
No, like that may be like maybe part of your
deal with this third party is like you don't take
you don't take pictures, you don't do any You come
in here, you clean it, you ball up those sheets,
you wash them like whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't I don't know what the deal is.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
But it was somebody who worked for them, that's even
more infuriating.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
But is it? Is it?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I would agree with you there, I would agree, although
I don't even know that I would care they were
using it for only fans. I mean, unless they were
making a million a month, I'd be like, throw me
a hair.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
The cleaners go in all the time, like you entrust
them with your property.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
But that's what I was going to.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, she didn't steal anything, if anything, it looks like
she left things the you're really caught up on the evidence.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, how would he know.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Unless he tracked her on only it's not as she
you know, the cleaner is the she's probably hot and
he was like on OnlyFans and saw it, Like, how
would you there's so many people on OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Is this person not willing to go on air I.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Don't, I don't have I don't. I don't know the
answer to that.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Maybe if they're listening, they'll they'll call exactly, Or if
the cleaner is listening, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, how would they know it's them?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
The cleaner knows that they're doing their only fans stuff
in the inside an Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You think there's a lot of people going like, is
he talking about me?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I do clean airbnbs, and I do I do all
my OnlyFans shoots at the Airbnb.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
But doesn't sound like there's been any sort of confrontation yet.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Also, in my mind, and again this is this is
this is me, and this is where I could be wrong,
and maybe this would change how you feel.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
In my mind, she's doing.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Titties, sorry the or like showing her tush or you
know whatever it is here in my buttthole, like whatever
it is. But what if what if she's like doing
like sex? Certainly, and now you now you're bringing now
you're bringing somebody a stranger, and yeah, well, I mean,
well it's a stranger to you, right, not to her.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
But it's I mean, you're not just coming in and
cleaning and leaving.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No no, no, no, no, no no no. I mean I
hope you're cleaning afterwards.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
But even if it wasn't, I also don't still don't
know that I care if it wasn't an only fans thing.
You don't want anybody who's coming in to bring people
you don't know. You want them to be part of
the cleaning staff.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah no, But I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's like when it's but you don't know everybody who
rents your house get in an uber or a lift
and there's a family member in the front seat.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh yeah, that I don't mind if it's like I
hate no, I don't like the kid being in there,
if they got their old lady or.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
What am I gonna do? I got I got my
gig and my sitter fell through.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah no, but I get really aggressive on like I'm
on a phone call. I get really aggressive f that bastard, Like, no,
I hate that, don't bring your kid. I a man
When people slip their kids in here, that's why what
do we always yell on take your kids to workday?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I can't say queef enough on the air. Maybe that's
what the cleaner is doing on a OnlyFans. Wait where
am I going?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Kristen Line six, Hi Elliott in the morning, Good morning,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I am great? Thank you? What can I do for you?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
My wife and I have a beach house down in
Georgia that we do short term vacation. Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I've shown up there and the cleaner is taking a
shower with her kid, watching TV with four family members
making lunch in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now, can I ask you this? Does that bother you?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I think it bothered her when I walked in the
bathroom and a shower.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
It probably caught her off guard, and it's like, oh
my gosh.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
The job was to clean, not to come over make lunch,
but have your family hang out.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I know, but you're treating it. You're you're treating it
like I.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Don't agn't that's an abuse of a privilege.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm trying to I'm cleaning your house, you know what.
I like, I was cleaning the shower.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I just so happened to like, you're not cleaning the house.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Actually I am.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I always clean the showers naked because I like to
put the soap on my body and then rub up
against the walls.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's not even an abusive a privilege. There's a privilege.
You were paid to come in abuse of a job, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm just I'm trying to be
I'm a very empathetic person.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Extend any sort of invitation to use the property any point.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And they took.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Advantage of the question, sir, did you ever tell her, like, hey,
if you ever need a place to like take a
shour shower to feed your kids, Like, did you ever
say you could use my place?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh and how did that?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
How did other than her wrapping quickly grabbing for a towel,
how did that end? Uh?

Speaker 5 (10:11):
We found a new cleaning company.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
See that's the other thing I was going to ask
the woman the only fans woman, is if you if
you have a company that cleans your airbnbs, is it
a rotating group of people or is it always the
same person that gets assigned to like, oh, beach house too,
that's always that's mine?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like I always do that one, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, We've always had the same exact people. Okay, this
time they just didn't expect me to show up.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Early, Yeah, which is kind of on you, like maybe
maybe my head's up that I'm coming to town. So
you would be upset if you found out that You're
cleaner was shooting only fans content in your in your airbnb.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Uh yeah, I wouldn't be down with that. But I'll
tell you the most disturbing thing about it all was
the kids being there, like with a liability and they
shouldn't be there.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm with you, and I don't even look at it
from a liability. It's just like that feels thank you, sir.
That just feels like really abusive.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Of the access.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
No, I'm not saying that children.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, the kids aren't being abused.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Then you're getting them out of the streets with a
roof over their heads for the moment.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
The no no, I just mean the no no. I
do well, thank you, I'll just use this big screen TV.
No no.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But to me, like that's really if you told me
you were taking a shower like you spilled, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Like I could.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I could come up with a million reasons why you're
taking a shower but don't bring your kids. Yeah, like
that really, but like the same thing in an uber
I don't care if you're I don't care if your
girlfriend's in there unless it takes up a seat and
there's four of us. Put her in the trunk. I
don't know the but I don't like when kids are
in there. I don't like that. Really, that really sets me.

(12:02):
And I love kids, Eh, but the what.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
If they were really young?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I hate them?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah yeah, no, yeah, but whatever, but I don't I
don't want kids there.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
But he brings up the liability issue. We didn't even
talk about that.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh, like what if this girl would have like hurt
her tore her ass.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
She's film the content because you said we don't know
if we don't know what she was to do. Yeah,
there she is the cleaner.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yes, okay, she's allowed to be in.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
There, but not doing that. Damn would it bother you more?
So you you see your cleaner spread eagle on your
bed pleasuring herself or.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Some some you don't know the guy, so it's a
rando to you. But she's just getting drilled away.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Uh, probably the two person one, right, But your mother
she brought she brought a third party, well, fourth party.
She's the third party.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Where am I going? Nobody's going to be on the
only fan lady's side.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
No, and time is of the essence.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
What do you mean, oh, because he doesn't know what
to say to what the.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Caller said, like he got rid of them immediately.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Of this guy knows it's still going on. I have
to see what being shot there. Hi Ellie in the morning. Hi, yeah, Hi,
who's yes?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
This is b Yes, what can I do for you?

Speaker 6 (13:29):
So a similar thing happens with my Airbnb, but it
was not an only fan. She was videotaping cooking tutorials
in my kitchen to uplodes to YouTube.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, your kitchen so nice?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
That's offensive to me? And you had no idea, You
had no clue.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
No clue until I started to get like, so there's
a window when the cleaners have to clean. And I
remember she said she needed an extra time for something
and I said, that's fine whatever. The person must have
left it really nick like broke. And then it kept
happening and I was like, this is very odd. I
happened to my airbab is in North Carolina. I went

(14:14):
down there and you can just smell food like you can.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It was just odd.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
And then a friend of mine told me she saw
the video. It was like just some random cooking tutorials
and it's on YouTube and yeah, so I had to
let her go because there's there's a window of time
to clean and the house smells like spood. I din't
have that, my renter.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Did you? Did you fire her or did she work
for a service?

Speaker 6 (14:42):
She worked for a service. It was like one of those.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Made pro services, I understand.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Yeah, So I called him. I said, I'm sorry, you
can switch if it's for whatever reason. And I called him,
I said, I do not want this person back on
my airbab jump.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So f doubt?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Am I going to find out? Thank you, ma'am. I'm sorry.
Am I going to find out? Everybody who has an
Airbnb they're cleaner has done something there too? Yeah, I'm
showering and feeding my kids. I'm running a whole goddamn cooking.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Show out of their line for Hi Elliott in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Remember OnlyFans. Originally they thought they would cooking tutorials the Yeah,
so are we wrong to assume that this person is
doing something pornographic?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Are you wrong to assume that?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
No, you are one hundred percent right to assume that Okay,
let's see, I really have an interest in a beef
Wellington's a bad choice. I really have an interest in
pasta and in making a marinera sauce.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'll go to only fans for that too, Tory.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's what it was going to be. It was going
to be cooking and fitness, and then it turned into
what it is.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, and then it became successful. Hi. Who's this?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Hey, who's this? This is this is Eric? Yes, sir, Hey,
so you sound like you're okay with the you're taking
the shower. I want to know where you're drawing the lines.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
If you came home and you hired a landscaper and
they were helping your helping themselves to your pool, would
you be okay with it?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
No, First of all, I'm glad I have both pool
and landscapers. Let's be happy for what we have. Uh No,
I'd be furious. But now if they were hosing all off, I.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wouldn't care.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
If they were dressed like they were in the shower.
You're still good with it?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
The Yeah, I guess they're You know what, that's a
great point, Thank you, sir. You sometimes you need to
zero in, Sometimes you need to clarify.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Donna wonders where you'd be on those that film cleaning
as content for their social channels.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Oh like, here's how I get the grease off the stove.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Who's first of all, Donna?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Who nobody's watching that cleaning hacks?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
No just cleaning video? Here, I am cleaning an Airbnb.
You may recognize me. I did it three days ago.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
People get off on the zigzag thing on the carpet.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
So what if they're just capturing the job they've been
paid to do.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, I think I'm alright with that.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm still not happy now.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I think I'm okay with.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
It unless unless you told me that there is a
no video clause that exists. I'd be fine with. That's
a lot different than running a train out of my house.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
But is there a link to my listing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Line? Seven? Hi elliot in the morning?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, Hi, who's es.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (17:51):
This is Jackie?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yes, Jackie? What can I do for you?

Speaker 6 (17:55):
So you know?

Speaker 7 (17:56):
My cleaning lady is amazing and when Sito than clean
eye clean. But I always rent my Airbnb's out to
photographers who want to do boudoir photography and use my
hot tub as well as do videos. So I mean,
if they're paying for it, if they want to film
a porn that's what's it pay for.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, but isn't it Let me ask you this, It's
a little bit different that you've rented it out to
somebody who's going to do it. Like, for example, the
guy who came home and is cleaning lady was with
the kids and was in the shower. If you rented
that out to a family, you know somebody's using the
shower and they're eating there. Like the house is being

(18:36):
used as it's intended to be used by somebody who
rented it out. It's different when the person who's just
supposed to be there to work is using it as
though they had rented it out.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Does that make sense for it?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Listen, if I owned an Airbnb and I rented it
out to the Seagal family, I'm expecting they're going.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
To have sex in it, They're going to vomit in it,
like they're there gonna do what they're gonna do. But
that's not the cleaning company.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
So true, Yeah, you need definitely a better cleaning company.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Right, Hey, do a lot of people like, how do
you know that so many people are using your hot
tub for boudoir photos.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Oh, because well you find things floating in the water.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh whoops.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
A little bit more often than usual.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Wow, oh my god. Wow. All right, very good, very good.
Thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
By the way, you've upset the fans of cleaning videos.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
The oh I'm sorry that what that sounds boring?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, it may be uh sped up on the clip,
sort of like that guy who is constantly in my
feed who mows people's yards for free.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
And then people always try and stop him. He's like,
I'm just doing something nice. The old lady, it's like,
that's what you get off that guy's back.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I would never watch a cleaning video unless I was
like there was something.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I had to clean and I was no, no, and
I went.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah and subscribe.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't need to watch some Randos spran some pledge,
chop that pillow.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
But like if you, if you jacked up like a
cast iron, like you, you may go to YouTube to
see how that gets.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
But then that becomes your algorithm.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh it actually doesn't, it does.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Who's the woman that's made a very successful career talking dirty?
Isn't her name? Missus? Queen of Clean and She's on
all these network affiliates every single day with segments, show
up on TV. No, Marie Condo had a Netflix series
and wrote books.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, Linda Cobb, the Queen of Clean.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
On TV every single day, twelve on your side.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
She could walk in here with donuts and I wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
It's her kind of looks like your mom. Oh, did
you agree that I am do
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

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