December 12, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, real quick before we get a winner. Hey, Kristen's
dusting out bede.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Seasons kid?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Could you tell him to come here? And here comes
the program directory? Hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I am trying to figure out why some programming is
not looting the.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, all right, I needed you for something but it
just got back. Oh okay, that's fine. Wait, hold on
real quick, scale of one to ten. How pale does
Tyler look? Did you vomits?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You planned the song?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The song's playing? Yeah, I didn't actually know.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I looked bad. I saw myself in the mirror. You
look the same color as your hoodie.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, you look pale, very pale. Did you vomit? Don't
exhale if you vomited.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't. I didn't vomit. What does happened the Are
you dizzy? I stumbled all the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Did you really?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've done that before? Like you had to go? You
don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's heads to toe. No, I'll be honest, and I
hate to say this in front of guests, but I
can't say I've never pooped here anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wait, which which stall did you use?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The ones? Did you go to the one best suit
for diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You have diarrhea, yeah, write it down, write it down?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should we go get like some pepto from the kitchens.
But it's not just my stomach as you can see,
like I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well I didn't. You don't look wet well, not up
here back there. You still do a little bit. You
have diarrhea. But can I have Did you go to
the did you go to the handicapped stall?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, go to that one next time? It for for comfort.
It is fantastic, lots of room, the stretch out.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Which one did you?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Which one did you use?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Because I want to go on topic of yours? I
don't feel well, No kidding, it's is this the Is
this the first time you've used a public bathroom for
for for for two my whole life?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here, yes, right, yeah, but when's the last time anywhere?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Maybe maybe college?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What a great? What is today's date? Twelve twelve? Should
have known?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Should have like gatorad or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You honestly look very pale though I'm ill.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it came and I didn't. I felt it came on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It came on.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Quick in the last half hour. And I said to you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Please don't wave your hand towards me.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I said to you during the break between sports and
the solicit I said, I feel very sick. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And then it was like, I went to the I
went to I went to the office, and I'm expecting
a text. And then Tyler walked by and was like,
I'm going to the bathroom a song.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, I said, I got to the bathroom. Hit play
on the song. Well why is it? I mean, I
know this is all focused on me right now, but
why is Dustin in here?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was going to have him go in and see
if you were okay.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh yeah, nice, which I would have done that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was concerned. I was concerned. I care very much.
I just I can't believe how pale.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You are, honestly, and I am to begin with quite
white but.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Complex You look very very pale, right, Diane.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, yes, thank you, but in complexion, and just like
other things as well. When I diarrhea was white, no no, no, no,
a Caucasian. But when I walked out of the stalls,
no no, he's talking about him in general.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yah, well youah no kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Like uh. I pushed the door open and I glanced
at myself and it didn't even look like me. I
felt like it was a snapchat lens.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, it does, I agree with you. Was there anybody
else in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, thank you, Hey, Dennis, listen, I was gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Any even Danny Krapknick came back.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And was like, right on, why don't we have any
of those machines.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That make sounds were loud?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, Oh no, it is anybody else in there? No? No, No,
that's good. I'm gonna sit down.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, oh god, Well, if you need anything, let me know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you, thank you. He's stepping out. What are you doing, Elliott?
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Dennis was in there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He got sound.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Then you've heard those millions of times. I don't know
it was not that. It was not that.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Do you want like a soda or something? And he
eats something to get his color back? Like do we
have a ginger ale?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Or I don't want anything. I want to go home forever.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Have you thought about a cookie?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I can't chocolate chunk cookie will make you feel better. No,
I'm not saying because a chunk you don't have that
the No, but sometimes sometimes sugar is good for you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh and here it comes again, like it's almost like
contractions when you're in labor. I can I can see
it on the stone when you.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Give birth to that big water baby.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh my god. I for a half hour, I hit
it so well, but it got to the point where
I could not anymore. And I don't mean hold it.
I at that point when during two minutes in the
commercial break, I thought I was gonna fall over, so
I had to hold onto the wall like it was
like it was a corn maze. No corn, no corn.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh that that's a good question. Were you able to
identify anything?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, Elliott, stop, this is not about disgusting.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, I'm not trying to be disgusting. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Honest.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You're talking right now, you are talking to a pro.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What time? What time did the song play? I have
to put in the playlist? What was it? God? And
I and I hate it. For the guests that are here,
it's just hopefully they couldn't tell I'm not my face.
For the last half hour, I was trying to hide
the pain. So at times I was like, does it
appear that I'm contorting my expression?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Quick question, just quick questions.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'm not even looking over there the the you guys.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You guys made a donation or a charity thing through
wolf Trap. Right when you did that, Did you think
there was any chance you would be here on the
day for the first time since college, that Tyler has
made a dump in a public restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, right, you'd have paid three times more.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Exactly, exactly, yep, this is live radio.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
By the way, if he goes if he goes in
again and you just want to check, it's one four.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
To two on the code, you go right in there with.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Him, I'll say to God, damn you to go again. No, no,
but I do feel that that pain. It was a
twisting and turning of my stomach that kept happening. And
then I guess it was just like the floodgates had
broken down.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, I been there all right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There was some by the way, that's every day.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Tyler's dying anyway, some.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Relief, wait, some relief with what Yeah, once you went.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But I it's I'm not done with this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh you think you have to go? A wave of
you clean up?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, pain, are you itchy? I'm fine, depart, He's not you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm itchy right now.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
This is this is bad bad radio, and just.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It is no listen. I was all ready to move.
I was going to get a winner, but I had
to go fish out.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I would have crawled back in here and no one
would have known.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, I didn't know you were crawling back. That's why
I was going to send Dustin in make sure you
didn't fall in. You also said you felt like you.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Were going to pass out, so I was afraid that
you passed out in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I stumble that word could not describe it any better.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I really as dirty as that floor is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Faint, not stumble. I didn't literally stumble, but I was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I meant faint.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
If you would have fainted in there, you would have
loved it. Yes, he loves this.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Wait, whose phone needs to be checked? Check your phone?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know my wife already texted.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
She texted you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, she's probably worried.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
He's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So someone else in the office heard you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, was it dawn? Hell yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It has also a sweaty stomach, odd feeling today. Must
be something in the office this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait, who else in the office?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Jato, oh oh, j Dub's going Does.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He have bad diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Did he have to use that term?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did he say it looks like a'm melting?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
No, he texted Kristen, there must be something floating around
the office.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I've been. I've been Take two, I've been. I've been
back peeing all morning. See, I skipped all that. I
didn't know if he wanted that out he said sweaty. Yes,
I read that part. I was like, it's okay to
admit someone sweaty.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
You think he thinks he's going to take something to Kristen.
That's not making it through this.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Technically, it was you, Diane that blew up his spot.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
He wait, was he in there when you were in there?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No one was in.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
There, Elliott, I've chosen to broadcast this. I could have
taken it to the grave, a watery grave.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, now I'm worried about JDub.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is it? Is it something again?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you and Jay Dub do anything together?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Shared breakfast? I hope it's not airborne? We shared who
got a mask?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I've never said that great covid or.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is this some for some reason? Jason and mindred spirits?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So is this a bizarre way of a kid trying
to reconnect with me?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know we're brothers.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Just had eye contact with all the guests. I just
want to look over here stare at kidd o'shee. I'm
Milwaukee news station. Gotta hear about that poly d concert.
It's if you're if you're in the DC area and
watching w j l A, they're frauds. He's gone, all right, let.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Me get a win.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well, no, no, I was trying to apologize to the
ladies in the other room.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You were trying to get dustin.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I was afraid you passed out. The last thing you
said is I'm gonna faint.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, I wanted to make sure that if you fainted,
I go running in with my phone.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's gonna tell j dum watch your staticaate video.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Man, it's been a busy Dave for the sales department
at Jane Dubb's got diarrhea. Dawn the new girl, she
got a kid with Fred Smooth and Renees high as
a kite.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
The well, that's true, but she did come up earlier today.
All right, where am I going? Let me get a
winter lies.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They're all lies. It's theater of the mind. Hi Elliott
in the morning, Hey, EIoT.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hey, who's this, hey hunter? Where you call me from? Sir?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
From Richmond?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Excellent?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
By the way, do I have time to get into something? No,
let's go till one today.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Let's go to one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
All right, dude, Well listen, let me do this. Let
me get you, uh, let me get some info from you.
Let me give you some cash with Elliott the Morning's.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Hundreds a day. Hey, have a great weekend. Enjoy your cash.
All right, my friend, I appreciate it, you too, all right,
very good? Hold tight one second for me, please?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
What what if this kind of opens the door to
me being super comfortable in public bathrooms and I'm worse
than Elliot? Now it won't we can all we can
all dream. That's more of a nightmare. Though.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Wait, but you said, did your wife touched you?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes? She is? She okay, she's fine?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, no, but that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He's married to an animal the no.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I'm like, she's okay, she knows you're fine. I
don't want her to be upset.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, she's asking if if I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, I said that.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
My favorite part is before I went to bed last night,
I asked her to shave the back of my neck
because we had auction winners that other studio going, ugh.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Have started with your ass.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Because I didn't want a hairy neck. It's unbecoming. Hey,
the gray guy shaved his neck.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Sweet, you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Like I hear him on the radio, I didn't know
he was an albino.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Has the color returned a little?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
A little bit?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You were really really walked see through? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
See through it?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Did? It looked translucent? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
No, but you've got some color back, Like you're not
back to your regular white, but you're getting close. You're
getting close, all right? Yeah, no, you're you're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Fun hint your cheeks like they taught us in House
of Style.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That's what Jadub's doing. Oh there's Jada just back paying again.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You sure he didn't say like he's back there peeing. No,
there was two words. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Are you sorry about?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Don't be sorry, don't be sorry. I've just I've embarrassed us.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
In front of who.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Our guests? That the one time every six months there's
live people watching the show. I don't know them. Don't
be sorry, thank you?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Had you guys already noticed that he shaved the back
of the neck. No, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was going long, going long, all right, let me
do that, And that's what I'm apologizing to you as
well as I've kind have taken us in a direction.
I don't think you were planning on.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I definitely wasn't. I definitely wasn't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Derailing the show is no good?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah no, but I'm fine. I am so limber. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
There's a great moment twelve twelve. Did anything else live
in infamy on twelve twelve?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
I wouldn't compare this to a previous anniversary from a
few days ago.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Lennon, even Lenin didn't feel that bad. Listen, and I
will say this, if I may have the final.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Word, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I talk about on air and off air how much
I dread having to come in over Christmas to build
the new show launch. I could not be happier than
I'm in charge of all those audio clips. I don't
need a section dedicated to December twelfth, five, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Line, chill, Let me do that now. I got Hi
Elliott in the morning, a lot of concern. Hello, Hey, yeah,
who's that?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
This is art from Richmond?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Art?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What can I do for you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Art is what Tiler made in the toilet like a
Jackson Pollock.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I just want to make sure Tyler was checking his
blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Now I don't have the cuff with me.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
All right, Very good, very good, Thank you, sir, And
I got what I'm sorry saying.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No longer will people think of the Supreme Court decision
in Bush v. Gore twelve twelve absolute, which was issued
in two thousand.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
On this day, Mine three, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hey is a dean from Scottsville. How you doing? Hey? Good?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Dude? Hey? I'm thinking it's that neurovirus going around Virginia.
You hear about that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's everywhere. Yeah, No, the neurovirus is bad. The neuro
virus is bad. Let's start with j Dub. Does he
have that?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, he's batpaying you know that?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Does a doctor?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
People can have.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Zero me check you out. Zero.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
How I didn't even post all the news stories yet, Diana.
See this is real disrupted.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, it is.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's bad. I'm sorry, it's bad. No, that's okay, that's
all right, that's right. It's Friday. It's Friday, I'll get
through it all right. Very good, Thank you doctor.
Hey, real quick before we get a winner. Hey, Kristen's
dusting out bede.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Seasons kid?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Could you tell him to come here? And here comes
the program directory? Hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I am trying to figure out why some programming is
not looting the.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, all right, I needed you for something but it
just got back. Oh okay, that's fine. Wait, hold on
real quick, scale of one to ten. How pale does
Tyler look? Did you vomits?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You planned the song?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The song's playing? Yeah, I didn't actually know.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I looked bad. I saw myself in the mirror. You
look the same color as your hoodie.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, you look pale, very pale. Did you vomit? Don't
exhale if you vomited.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't. I didn't vomit. What does happened the Are
you dizzy? I stumbled all the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Did you really?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've done that before? Like you had to go? You
don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's heads to toe. No, I'll be honest, and I
hate to say this in front of guests, but I
can't say I've never pooped here anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wait, which which stall did you use?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The ones? Did you go to the one best suit
for diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You have diarrhea, yeah, write it down, write it down?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should we go get like some pepto from the kitchens.
But it's not just my stomach as you can see,
like I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well I didn't. You don't look wet well, not up
here back there. You still do a little bit. You
have diarrhea. But can I have Did you go to
the did you go to the handicapped stall?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, go to that one next time? It for for comfort.
It is fantastic, lots of room, the stretch out.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Which one did you?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Which one did you use?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Because I want to go on topic of yours? I
don't feel well, No kidding, it's is this the Is
this the first time you've used a public bathroom for
for for for two my whole life?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here, yes, right, yeah, but when's the last time anywhere?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Maybe maybe college?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What a great? What is today's date? Twelve twelve? Should
have known?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Should have like gatorad or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You honestly look very pale though I'm ill.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it came and I didn't. I felt it came on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It came on.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Quick in the last half hour. And I said to you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Please don't wave your hand towards me.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I said to you during the break between sports and
the solicit I said, I feel very sick. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And then it was like, I went to the I
went to I went to the office, and I'm expecting
a text. And then Tyler walked by and was like,
I'm going to the bathroom a song.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, I said, I got to the bathroom. Hit play
on the song. Well why is it? I mean, I
know this is all focused on me right now, but
why is Dustin in here?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was going to have him go in and see
if you were okay.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh yeah, nice, which I would have done that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was concerned. I was concerned. I care very much.
I just I can't believe how pale.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You are, honestly, and I am to begin with quite
white but.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Complex You look very very pale, right, Diane.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, yes, thank you, but in complexion, and just like
other things as well. When I diarrhea was white, no no, no, no,
a Caucasian. But when I walked out of the stalls,
no no, he's talking about him in general.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yah, well youah no kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Like uh. I pushed the door open and I glanced
at myself and it didn't even look like me. I
felt like it was a snapchat lens.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, it does, I agree with you. Was there anybody
else in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, thank you, Hey, Dennis, listen, I was gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Any even Danny Krapknick came back.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And was like, right on, why don't we have any
of those machines.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That make sounds were loud?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, Oh no, it is anybody else in there? No? No, No,
that's good. I'm gonna sit down.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, oh god, Well, if you need anything, let me know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you, thank you. He's stepping out. What are you doing, Elliott?
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Dennis was in there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He got sound.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Then you've heard those millions of times. I don't know
it was not that. It was not that.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Do you want like a soda or something? And he
eats something to get his color back? Like do we
have a ginger ale?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Or I don't want anything. I want to go home forever.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Have you thought about a cookie?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I can't chocolate chunk cookie will make you feel better. No,
I'm not saying because a chunk you don't have that
the No, but sometimes sometimes sugar is good for you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh and here it comes again, like it's almost like
contractions when you're in labor. I can I can see
it on the stone when you.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Give birth to that big water baby.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh my god. I for a half hour, I hit
it so well, but it got to the point where
I could not anymore. And I don't mean hold it.
I at that point when during two minutes in the
commercial break, I thought I was gonna fall over, so
I had to hold onto the wall like it was
like it was a corn maze. No corn, no corn.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh that that's a good question. Were you able to
identify anything?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, Elliott, stop, this is not about disgusting.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, I'm not trying to be disgusting. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Honest.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You're talking right now, you are talking to a pro.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What time? What time did the song play? I have
to put in the playlist? What was it? God? And
I and I hate it. For the guests that are here,
it's just hopefully they couldn't tell I'm not my face.
For the last half hour, I was trying to hide
the pain. So at times I was like, does it
appear that I'm contorting my expression?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Quick question, just quick questions.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'm not even looking over there the the you guys.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You guys made a donation or a charity thing through
wolf Trap. Right when you did that, Did you think
there was any chance you would be here on the
day for the first time since college, that Tyler has
made a dump in a public restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, right, you'd have paid three times more.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Exactly, exactly, yep, this is live radio.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
By the way, if he goes if he goes in
again and you just want to check, it's one four.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
To two on the code, you go right in there with.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Him, I'll say to God, damn you to go again. No, no,
but I do feel that that pain. It was a
twisting and turning of my stomach that kept happening. And
then I guess it was just like the floodgates had
broken down.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, I been there all right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There was some by the way, that's every day.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Tyler's dying anyway, some.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Relief, wait, some relief with what Yeah, once you went.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But I it's I'm not done with this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh you think you have to go? A wave of
you clean up?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, pain, are you itchy? I'm fine, depart, He's not you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm itchy right now.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
This is this is bad bad radio, and just.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It is no listen. I was all ready to move.
I was going to get a winner, but I had
to go fish out.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I would have crawled back in here and no one
would have known.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, I didn't know you were crawling back. That's why
I was going to send Dustin in make sure you
didn't fall in. You also said you felt like you.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Were going to pass out, so I was afraid that
you passed out in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I stumble that word could not describe it any better.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I really as dirty as that floor is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Faint, not stumble. I didn't literally stumble, but I was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I meant faint.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
If you would have fainted in there, you would have
loved it. Yes, he loves this.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Wait, whose phone needs to be checked? Check your phone?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know my wife already texted.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
She texted you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, she's probably worried.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
He's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So someone else in the office heard you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, was it dawn? Hell yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It has also a sweaty stomach, odd feeling today. Must
be something in the office this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait, who else in the office?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Jato, oh oh, j Dub's going Does.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He have bad diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Did he have to use that term?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did he say it looks like a'm melting?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
No, he texted Kristen, there must be something floating around
the office.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I've been. I've been Take two, I've been. I've been
back peeing all morning. See, I skipped all that. I
didn't know if he wanted that out he said sweaty. Yes,
I read that part. I was like, it's okay to
admit someone sweaty.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
You think he thinks he's going to take something to Kristen.
That's not making it through this.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Technically, it was you, Diane that blew up his spot.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
He wait, was he in there when you were in there?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No one was in.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
There, Elliott, I've chosen to broadcast this. I could have
taken it to the grave, a watery grave.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, now I'm worried about JDub.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is it? Is it something again?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you and Jay Dub do anything together?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Shared breakfast? I hope it's not airborne? We shared who
got a mask?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I've never said that great covid or.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is this some for some reason? Jason and mindred spirits?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So is this a bizarre way of a kid trying
to reconnect with me?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know we're brothers.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Just had eye contact with all the guests. I just
want to look over here stare at kidd o'shee. I'm
Milwaukee news station. Gotta hear about that poly d concert.
It's if you're if you're in the DC area and
watching w j l A, they're frauds. He's gone, all right, let.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Me get a win.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well, no, no, I was trying to apologize to the
ladies in the other room.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You were trying to get dustin.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I was afraid you passed out. The last thing you
said is I'm gonna faint.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, I wanted to make sure that if you fainted,
I go running in with my phone.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's gonna tell j dum watch your staticaate video.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Man, it's been a busy Dave for the sales department
at Jane Dubb's got diarrhea. Dawn the new girl, she
got a kid with Fred Smooth and Renees high as
a kite.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
The well, that's true, but she did come up earlier today.
All right, where am I going? Let me get a
winter lies.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They're all lies. It's theater of the mind. Hi Elliott
in the morning, Hey, EIoT.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hey, who's this, hey hunter? Where you call me from? Sir?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
From Richmond?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Excellent?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
By the way, do I have time to get into something? No,
let's go till one today.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Let's go to one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
All right, dude, Well listen, let me do this. Let
me get you, uh, let me get some info from you.
Let me give you some cash with Elliott the Morning's.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Hundreds a day. Hey, have a great weekend. Enjoy your cash.
All right, my friend, I appreciate it, you too, all right,
very good? Hold tight one second for me, please?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
What what if this kind of opens the door to
me being super comfortable in public bathrooms and I'm worse
than Elliot? Now it won't we can all we can
all dream. That's more of a nightmare. Though.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Wait, but you said, did your wife touched you?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes? She is? She okay, she's fine?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, no, but that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He's married to an animal the no.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I'm like, she's okay, she knows you're fine. I
don't want her to be upset.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, she's asking if if I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, I said that.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
My favorite part is before I went to bed last night,
I asked her to shave the back of my neck
because we had auction winners that other studio going, ugh.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Have started with your ass.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Because I didn't want a hairy neck. It's unbecoming. Hey,
the gray guy shaved his neck.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Sweet, you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Like I hear him on the radio, I didn't know
he was an albino.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Has the color returned a little?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
A little bit?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You were really really walked see through? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
See through it?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Did? It looked translucent? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
No, but you've got some color back, Like you're not
back to your regular white, but you're getting close. You're
getting close, all right? Yeah, no, you're you're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Fun hint your cheeks like they taught us in House
of Style.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That's what Jadub's doing. Oh there's Jada just back paying again.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You sure he didn't say like he's back there peeing. No,
there was two words. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Are you sorry about?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Don't be sorry, don't be sorry. I've just I've embarrassed us.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
In front of who.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Our guests? That the one time every six months there's
live people watching the show. I don't know them. Don't
be sorry, thank you?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Had you guys already noticed that he shaved the back
of the neck. No, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was going long, going long, all right, let me
do that, And that's what I'm apologizing to you as
well as I've kind have taken us in a direction.
I don't think you were planning on.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I definitely wasn't. I definitely wasn't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Derailing the show is no good?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah no, but I'm fine. I am so limber. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
There's a great moment twelve twelve. Did anything else live
in infamy on twelve twelve?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
I wouldn't compare this to a previous anniversary from a
few days ago.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Lennon, even Lenin didn't feel that bad. Listen, and I
will say this, if I may have the final.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Word, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I talk about on air and off air how much
I dread having to come in over Christmas to build
the new show launch. I could not be happier than
I'm in charge of all those audio clips. I don't
need a section dedicated to December twelfth, five, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Line, chill, Let me do that now. I got Hi
Elliott in the morning, a lot of concern. Hello, Hey, yeah,
who's that?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
This is art from Richmond?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Art?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What can I do for you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Art is what Tiler made in the toilet like a
Jackson Pollock.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I just want to make sure Tyler was checking his
blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Now I don't have the cuff with me.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
All right, Very good, very good, Thank you, sir, And
I got what I'm sorry saying.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No longer will people think of the Supreme Court decision
in Bush v. Gore twelve twelve absolute, which was issued
in two thousand.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
On this day, Mine three, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hey is a dean from Scottsville. How you doing? Hey? Good?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Dude? Hey? I'm thinking it's that neurovirus going around Virginia.
You hear about that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's everywhere. Yeah, No, the neurovirus is bad. The neuro
virus is bad. Let's start with j Dub. Does he
have that?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, he's batpaying you know that?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Does a doctor?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
People can have.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Zero me check you out. Zero.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
How I didn't even post all the news stories yet, Diana.
See this is real disrupted.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, it is.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's bad. I'm sorry, it's bad. No, that's okay, that's
all right, that's right. It's Friday. It's Friday, I'll get
through it all right. Very good, Thank you doctor.
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