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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, yes, buckle
up for this.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You're about to experience this show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
How would you like to get down with some real gangsters.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor Am I negative all
the time? Yeah? Do I have issues?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classy.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's the show, and it starts.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It starts.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It starts right there.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh geez, here we go. We were all on alert
looking out for this to happen, and of course it's here. Fires.
Obviously we didn't see what's been going up in La.
Terrible situation in La, and now there is a pretty
mass fired down here. Uh the their Kona with the
O Tai or border fire? What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Was there a border one fire that I missed?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I think the fire going on in TJ on.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
The other border?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I thought?

Speaker 6 (01:14):
So, oh okay, good, yeah, good to know, thank you.
But order two guys, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't know how many more details like a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
So, yeah, this fire is going down in O Tai.
It looks pretty crazy. Where wet I saw it was
like a thousand acres dude.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah it like so it started yesterday around two thirty
and uh, you know they were saying at that point
it was twenty acres with a dangerous rate of spread,
and yes, by this morning we are now at one
thousand acres, zero percent containment. We have evacuation set up,
you know centers if you need to go to at

(01:52):
the Edwards Cinema in Alcohol.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's literally right by my house. Really, oh that way,
you would have been minutes away from that. I'm like
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
If I still lived where I used to live, I.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Would be here today or on fire Watch. I can't
look at him when he was living out in was
a disaster, like there was there was the red flag
warning like he couldn't do the show was like he
couldn't do it, and I was like, well, you know,
there's no fire, It's just it's just high winds, you know,
and so, uh, I get it, but like there was

(02:27):
one fire that happened where you actually did have to
get evacuated, and oh.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Man, what a nightmare we had we had. Didn't you
end up at Emily's house? We had told us we
had two chickens. We had chickens, a rooster, two horses, dogs,
dogs and dogs and a cat. So we had to
evacuate with the lights out, and we had and we
had to put all the chickens and the rooster in

(02:52):
a giant dog crate. And then we unlikely we lived
near a stable, so we were able to put everybody
and that's where the evacuation, so we were to put
everybody there for a few days. You were so freaked.
I was so free that you guys to stay her
aunts slept in the car, Yeah, because her aunt. I
love Antina. But how do you not have hid not
have air conditioning?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Five?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And it was like, remember it was like ninety nine
degrees outside. I slept in the car because I was
so hotty I wanted. Yeah, I felt like I was
in the fire. So I've been on fire watch all
day with this thing, all night, well all night.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I mean I'm actually in East County, yeah, you know,
and so you know, we've been hearing about these red
flag warnings for a while now. The winds at my
house have been crazy, yeah, you know, and so I've
been pretty freaked out and be like, all right, well,
hopefully I'm just hoping for the best. That's what all
you could do, obviously.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Then I see this fire and it's nowhere near me,
thank god. So I'm I think I'm good, but I
don't know, you know, as of right now. That being said,
I do know that Thora's horse Bliss is down in
sort of that area.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
We're near Holm back rail and Hal call him back trip.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Okay, yeah, he'll do what every time you say it,
So you just stop saying, Well, I get that.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So when you look at like the fire mount that
Jamie's pulling up, baby, were more to the right, Jamie
at east, So we're like looking at so my problem.
I know that, I know that James, that says Hamol.
But the almost bigger than one little word on the map?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Are you attacking Jamie for map?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You guys trying to help you, He's not. There's no
reason to attack Jamie.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I mean, Jamie's going through a too A word on a.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Map, yeah, okay, it was crazy Jamie's tool of a
brother do that to him.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Jamie says he woke up and there was ash on
his car.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
He's going close to me.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, so don't don't treat him, but he's he's
really freaked out right now.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Sorry, we're on fire.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Is not why he didn't change a sweatshirt because evacuated closed.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's just so he just sometimes does that.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Okay, all right, so your horse, Oh yeah, so we're
worried that we won't be able to get to.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The horse because they're gonna show off if more evacuation
orders come in, they're not gonna be able the roads.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yea, so they've already closed some roads.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Alta Road is closed to traffic just south of O
Tai Mesa Road, and O Tie Lakes Road is closed
in certain parts too. So definitely before people go out there,
you know, check those road closures, because yeah, Thor's right,
they're closing roads. And even if roads aren't getting closed,
once people are really evacuating, then we're the roads are

(05:57):
going to be changed.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Well, I'm in the opposite direction, So if you need
me to all right in there, jump on Bliss and
I'll ride her the hell out of there.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know how to ride a horse. Yeah, oh whoa
would you would you wouldn't do well and bliss, that's crazy. Listen.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I don't know how to put on a saddle or anything,
but I'll get her out of there and go back.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'll get her out of her. I've been up. I've
been up since like two am. Why because my wife
is obsessed with it? What do you mean because she's worried?
I mean, it's really not that close. I agree with you,
like what I'm talking about. She's just I you know,
when you know when you're trying to sleep and you
know someone's up and like you keep waking, you turn
over and she's on her phone obsessing, stayed in bed

(06:38):
up all night. And then Wilson, our dog, he was
getting up all night. Now could she Watson has his
conon from a cl surgery. He keeps licking it.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Why are you just pointing to Haley? Just point to
the couch. So Robert, you're sitting there up on his phone.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Well, what I would have suggested is could she go
get the horse in the middle of the night so
she would feel better.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I just texted her now I'm like, hey, why don't
you go do this?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
No response. She's probably sleeping sleep. It's like, be that worried.
Oh oh, I'm more worried.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Okay, we don't need to start tacking up.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I can't do I'm sorry for snapping. I just can't
do Jamie, I I just can't do fire stuff. I
can't do it. To me, it's it's fire stuff the worst,
and then and then it's everything else natural disaster and
disaster to fire is the worst.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
If you're ranking your worst, natural, go fire.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I've been in earthquakes before. That one on Easter was
the craziest thing ever. Four pointer. That was so crazy.
I'll never forget that. Ever.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That was nothing, nothing, nothing I lived through There we
Go was that. I could have been five California almost
fell off.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It was crazy, broke into I've been through hur I've
been through multiple hurricanes. I mean I have what do
you got through? I don't know her in New York
Sandy I was out here for But they're not they're.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
They're what do you do during the hurricane?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Kind of batting down the hatches.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
In the basement.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, in the basement, so you hang out in the basement.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I've been through a tornado. So I lived in Texas,
and all of a sudden, I was there for like
a month, and I'm a California boy, so I have
no idea what tornadoes are. All of a sudden, you
just started hearing, you know, out in the world the
and I'm like, what the hell are we be attacked
by the Russians? I don't know, like, what's happening right now?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
So, you know, obviously flipping over the news and they're like,
tornado warning, getting your bathtub, I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Like, what, I don't know what do you have a bathtub? Yeah?
I did have a boat? Was an apartment?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Did you get in?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It didn't because I.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Was watching the map and it was not really that
close to me, you know, So I was like whatever,
you know, whatever, I'm not going to drag my mattress
over and you know, I have to put the sheets
back on foraging all that take me. I rather have
the tornado take me than have to put sheets back
on my my my bed.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
What do you do it?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Man? If I going to jump into a swimming pool,
I do it. You do it.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You're safe if you do that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Hold on to the ladder.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
What's twisters?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Get stupid?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hey? Why not today attach it to Yeah, I did
have a penny belt in case that that did happen.
That was good to go.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Now that all being said, you know, with with me
on Firewatch, door on fire Watch. For some reason, Emily's
pretty good Sky yesterday got in it because there was
I was on fire. Well did you hear there actually
was a fire in La Joya?

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, you know, as as we do because we get
up so ridiculously early in the morning. I was taking
my afternoon nap. Now a fun fact, I'm a bit
of a later napper compared to everybody else.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
On the show.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I don't know how to sleep at night so wild.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yeah they can't, right, they'll go straight home and you know,
take a little nap. I go home, I do stuff,
I go run air like four some days, I won't
take my nap until four.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Eighth.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, I don't know, you guys, I don't know. It's
it's a weird, weird world.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
I live it like we've already been up for a
couple of hours. That's why we nap earlier.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I mean, I get the lodge.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
I mean what you're saying, and you want to spread
it further away from going to bed.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, I mean, I get it, but I.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Understanding is I.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Just probably would. It's just her husband wants to hang out. Yeah,
that's all it is, right, A zillion like it earlier?

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, like if I came home to an empty house,
I probably would be an earlier nap because then you
actually because it's weird when you sometimes wake up from
your nap and it's already dark outside time.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, that's a weird vibe. You don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
So anyway, so I'm I'm getting up from my nap,
probably around like three thirty yesterday, and I see my phone,
which normally has pretty much nothing going on on it,
and I have a billion text billion.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I want to look at your phone because I bet
you there's probably two.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I know October, I set one. You did you were
looking at I was looking out for I was looking
at for my babe. I sent one guy on Firewatch,
I want Firewatch. I sent one. I said, hey, are
you guys okay?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Because are you okay?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well? Do we know Sky remember when she didn't have
to evacuate years ago? I know this. I wasn't here
for the store for this, but I know this story.
So I assume fire. I assume fire La Joya, they're
already in organ.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
My wife did ask me she heard about the fires,
and she goes, oh, do you think that's by Skygill.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I was watching.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
And I didn't know. I didn't know. I don't know
when listen. I don't know the San Diego area as
well as Emily does. I just saw La Joya and
was just like, it's pretty big.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, so a ga billion text?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
How many were there?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Including thors? I just looked there were five.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
But for me, wake up to five texts, that's like
a week's worth.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
We need to know. Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
We got you, we got Lynn, my mom, Okay, we
got my brother Joe, we got Susan, we got the people.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You know, that's it you're doing.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
I got one more.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
I got one more and there was actually six now
p one day one wow, yeah, our Frid Jason and
then somehow don't know how she got the news my
husband's aunt.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
That's that's right there.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah, so wake up to that and I have I
have no clue what any of that well, because lots
of the text didn't even say like like The text said,
are you guys okay?

Speaker 5 (13:02):
So I wake up to that, I go, I go.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
You know what, Emily, if there's ever a fire in
La Mesa, don't expect me to text you. Don't expect it. Sorry,
I care? Sorry, I care?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Are you okay?

Speaker 8 (13:14):
I'm running around my house going, why hasn't Thorpe texted me?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I need my bag?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
And why hasn't Thorn texted me?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Forget?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
It was very sleep I was.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Worried about but I had no clue what.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You know, how she is? She'd be freaking out if
she knew about this.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I was literally asleep.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I had no clue. What was I'm like, Am I okay?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
What was I supposed to get test results today?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Like?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I had no idea?

Speaker 6 (13:41):
And then all of a sudden, the seventh text comes through,
and that is from my daughter, who is at school
at La Joya High and wants to know what's going
on because it smells like smoke, like really bad.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
For texted me are you okay?

Speaker 6 (14:01):
And she said, and all the kids are freaking out
because you know how it is one kid teacher, Yeah right, No,
she's not gonna ask a teacher like one kid start
saying Lahoy is on fire and then everybody is like
freaking out.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Sounds like me when I was in high school during
nine to eleven. She's what they were all coming for you? Yeah,
they well, everyone got taken out of the school. Yeah,
there was like two thousand kids in my school, and
I would say seventeen hundred kids got taken. The parents
showed up, took him out of school. I wasn't one
of them. My dad said, I said, Dad, why did
you come get me? He goes, please. They weren't going
to talk your high school.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah, so you know, all the kids are freaking out
and creating stories and rumors are going crazy, and so
you know, I text her back, I'm watching the news.
You're fine, You're safe. We'll come get you if, you know,
if it gets bad. But yeah, so we were definitely
on fire watch, had the news on. We were watching
that whole thing. But you know, we're South Lajoya.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That was like it we will never be affected by anything.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Okay, I didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I'm just saying, you have a golden barrier around you.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Don't have a golden barrier. But there's just you know,
it wasn't next to our house. So we're very very thankful.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
All right, well everybody, you know, hopefully everybody's gonna be okay, but.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
You know this updates all morning. Yeah, I Thor will.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Text you asking you if you're ok send us your
number if you need that.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Sorry, I'm nice.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Sky likes to go on walks almost daily around your neighborhood,
right do you ever stop and engage with people.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
On your walk?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You know?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
God, Well, we're going to see.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
How many people actually do that when they go for
walks when we get back on the show, A rock
with a five three right against on the show, it's
Rock one O five three. So we hear often almost
daily that Sky, when she gets home from more, goes
on a little walk around her neighborhood. Most of the

(16:03):
time with your husband right now these days.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, so you know, if it's summertime and when my
daughter's home from school, it's normally with my daughter and
my husband.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
But right now, family walk.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Yeah, family walk, family walk.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
And now it's either it's probably like fifty to fifty
half the time with my husband, half the time just
with myself because he'll be like in the middle of something.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
And all ah, the projects, you got it, all the projects.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Okay, So what is it about the neighborhood walk that
you enjoy so much?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
I'm trying to get exercise more clearly, and I just after,
you know, I think most people feel like this after
being inside work for a good eight nine hours inside
a building, it's just nice to get out and get
some fresh air.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
So that's like me, lock me up a couch, I'm good,
I'm done.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Oh yeah, no, as soon as I get home from work,
I want to do like something outside, whether it's just
like sitting outside pullings for a half hour.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Or like I just want to be outside.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Do you go home and pull weeds?

Speaker 8 (17:07):
I get the hell out of the building, get the
hell in my car, get the hell back of my house.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Possible opposite.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Yeah, So I just enjoy walking around. It's good to,
you know, get the dogs, get some of that energy out.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
And there's a component here that is not being said,
what that you are a neighborhood busybody and you kind
of do like to see what's going on. There's somebody
doing an edition. Can I peer inside somebody's window?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
A zillion person?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, we know, like two.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Zilligan percent like I yeah, like, so I'm guess you know.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I'm telling you the violations going on.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, I feel like sky's out there. You know the
new law you can't park twenty feet within a stop sign.
Oh yeah, in this you can't if you crypt. This
guy's out there with measuring tape on every car, looking around,
taking down license plates, loving it. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
But Eddie, is a lot of people that walk around
my neighborhood in the middle of the day. They really
bug me, Like I think they're better than me because
they're out on a daytime walk.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I thought you, I thought you loved that.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
She used To's changed.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
She only likes an evening walks.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
She only receive.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Why are you walking at eleven thirty?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
They work and diego, don't I don't know?

Speaker 6 (18:29):
So so you're right, Eddie, I do love looking at
a good remodel.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
If you have a.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Permit, post it outside your house, will I take a
picture of it, bring it home, blow it up and
read it later.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yes, Well I need to know what this permit is for.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You need to know, Well.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Then I can know what's going on. Again, Oh, you're
trying to vacate that easement, allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
So on these walks, Yes, you ever run in anybody
like neighbors or just.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Rando's Yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
When neighbors you do, they immediately turn around the other way.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Uh yeah, there's a handful of neighbors you kind of
you know, when you walk regularly, you know the deal, like, oh,
this is going to be the person who just waves
you know, this is going to be the thor who
tries to ignore you and pretend like they don't see you.
And then this is going to be the guy over
here that if he stops you, you're stuck for a
good half hours.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Well, man, Frank, he's for some reason using the hose
to water his lawn. You got sprinkler, Frank, you don't
need to use the hose.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
He loves it out there.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
And then you see sky going around and it's like
you guys talk about the Yes, how's the a du?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
That's like the big thing, because everybody asked you that.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Yeah, because they knew we were building it, they knew
it was problematic. It took a lot longer. So that's
always the go to topic. How's the a DU? What's
up with the ad you love to talk about that? Oh,
hell yeah, And then we start pointing to other people's houses,
like Eddie said, Oh, you see that an easement permit
over there.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
What's up with that rooftop deck over there? Yeah, we're
talking about it all.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Well, you know, that's kind of an old school thing
of going on the neighborhood walks and running to your
neighbors having a chat, that kind of thing. Thor would
never ever, ever ever do anything with this, But people
used to do this all the time, right.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, this was kind of like the old school way
of doing things. And they say, especially like if you
lived in a city, like if you were like in
New York. You're walking, but you're also talking to this guy.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
The owner of the the deli over there.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah, was shining sells the newspapers, your paper checking in.
I'm asking, you know how, how's the wife doing?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
You know how chart selling out dogs?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Things?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That sucks about that is it seems nice. But what
if you're just not in the mood that day, you
still got to do it, and then everyone's annoyed at
you because you know what I mean, sometimes in the
morning you're just not in the mood.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, that's sometimes, well for you, that's every time.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
But then wouldn't you just say, like, oh, in a
rush today, catch you tomorrow and keep walking when charged.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But then I run to somebody like you who just
doesn't want to talk talk talk talk.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Talk talk, I'll just walk alongside you and we can
see she's crazy.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
I'm crazy.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
So anyway, so you're right, Adie, this is kind of
how it used to be, and this was kind of
one of the things that people enjoyed, actually, whether you're
like walking to work or just walking your dog or whatever,
kind of having that informal encounter is what they refer
to it as well. They looked at video footage from
forty years ago from major cities and watched people walking

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and the amount of just random informal encounters they had
during that walk, and they noticed two things about what
we're doing these days. Number One, we've all caught a
touch of the Emily's because they say people are now
walking fifteen percent faster places than we used to walk
decades ago. And they say we are now having half

(22:04):
the amount of the informal encounters we used to assume.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Half the people are on their phones.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
And that's exactly what they say when they watch this video.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Your head's down, Eddie. It's a perfect way to not
associate with people. But also what scares me about this
is how much they're spying on us, Like, oh my god,
like what you say everywhere.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
But yeah, you watch the Crime.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Times You're like, Oh, there's no way they can actually
do that. I guess they can not. Good.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Are there different brands that you trust more than others?
We're gonna go over different brands in different categories and
see which ones we trust more. Coming up next on
the show and Rock with a five to three. That's
the Chili Peppers. On the show, it's Roquino five to three.

(22:57):
Are there brands out there that you just trust more
than others? Like maybe you're like, oh, for some reason,
I trust AT and T more than I trust I
don't know, T Mobile for some reason, I don't. I
don't know. I trust Coca Cola more than I trust
PEPSI why, I don't know. But maybe it's like it's
I'm not talking about like I'm talking about trust. Do

(23:17):
you trust her brands?

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Like I know when I go and shop for cleaning supplies,
you know, I don't know anything about any of these brands.
I haven't done research. I don't know what. But if
I see Chlorox on there, I feel like it cleans
better than all the other ones. Nothing based on nothing,
just because they're also known for bleach, so I feel
like it cleans better.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
So I'll always wild.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
I'll always just by like the chlorox brand of whatever
cleaner I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I'm surprised you're not like cleaning with vinegar only.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Well we do. We do do that as well.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Really need to do a deep clean on certain things,
like you know, your dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Okay, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Well they looked into this and they try to figure out,
all right, well, what are the most trusted brands in
all kinds of different categories.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Yeah, they surveyed about thirty thousand US adults in over
one hundred and sixty different brands, and this is what
they found out for certain categories.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Laundry detergent.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm a tide many. I always been tied. I don't
know why I couldn't. That's that's what we do.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
I don't know if that's the same time.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I'm always been a tide man. Do you use a
certain brand thor.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
We're using tied now. But my wife wants to get off.
My wife wants to get off the dies. Oh god,
in the detergent. What do you mean smart? What does
that do?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
But's it going to do to you eating it?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But apparently it's not good for the clothes.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Oh god, so not good for the viewery.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, so apparently we're gonna go. We're gonna go no
die detergent eventually. I just bought a tide thing that
we gotta wait on it. Boy, what about do you
have a particular brand you don't not for laundry detergent,
whatever's on sale.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yeah, I always forget what I like to I can't
remember if it's you know, the oxy.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Clean, I don't remember ever. I just I just grab.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Does it smell different some of them? You're having different
sense all the time. Yeah, sometimes I want to smell
like marine.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I am an oxy clean man for stains. We're not
there yet, relax, but I'm just clo closed states. Like
like spray pray, I go OXI clean only. I think
it works the best. I never have issues with I spray.
I spray spray together, rub together up together, and then
it's always okay, I can stand up.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
And hammer.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Funny.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I don't know why. Why is that fun?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Does? It really does? Because it's like an old people's
don't you use arm and hammer toothpaste?

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I do. Yes, she's an old person. It's like chalk
is like to brand.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
It is a brand I trust and I will go
to because you're right.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
And your figurair smells clean. Okay, do you have.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
No? I us what are we? Where are we at?
With detergent?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Detergent tide?

Speaker 6 (26:16):
The most trusted brand, Emily Heart Seltzers.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
What am I in the mood for? I mean to
get a white claw?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, you're mainly white claw?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right?

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Well, no, what's mostly drank? My house is the Kirkland
brand Seltzers.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I think she's mainly. I think she's mainly what'sever? There
is wrong calling it?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
My wife's a truly gally, not the biggest white cloth man. Really,
I don't know why I never really asked her.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Interesting?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Interesting, Well, white claw is the most trusted Yeah, uh.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
K cup coffee pods.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
This is tricky.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Some people have like a variety.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah we do.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Because I'm here so I'm not at home very much.
So Debra drinks the cake cups a lot, and so
she likes She's like Emily whatever she's in the mood for.
That sounds fun, you know. And so I buy all
kinds of different varieties of stuff. But for me, I'm
a Duncan man. For all my coffee needs all of Yes,
so that's what I make back in the office and

(27:22):
make dunk and coffee every day, and so Dunkin pods
would be the ones that I drink the most, although
I do drink the mcafe one a little bit. Stay
on brand. Wow, you have cure grt.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, and I'm actually not all over the place with
the k cups.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I legit.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I do the Starbucks pipe place. Oh expensive, it is expensive,
but I split on that yourself.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Okay, Well, will you guys represent America because it's a
tie between the Duncan and the Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Okay, you guys, Peanut Butter.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
We've had many conversations.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
This is tough.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Just talked about this that my mom screwed me over
when I was a kid, putting generic brand into an
empty Skippy jar. But I go Skippy Skippy only. What
do you like to her?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I don't eat pea butter anymore. I'm an almond butter guy. Look, God,
you are to go natural almond butter when you ate
peanut butter. What did you like pea pan? Grow up?
Grow up, little guy. I liked it to grow up
a little guy. I mean, it doesn't that much different
than anything. I mean, it's not what do you like? Emily?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
We're skippy family, but I'm gonna give you a kid.
You're gonna give me.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
If I had a Skippy and a Peter Pan, you
would not be able to tell the difference. You're talking
to me. Both of you. You're out of your both
you're out of your both of you skippy because it's
all the same. This guy is.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
We should do that.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
What do you you are? You're an all natural?

Speaker 6 (28:52):
So I'm a Trader Joe's. But if I'm not a
Trader Joe's, then I'm a Laura Scudders.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Who the f is that you don't know?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Laura Scudders.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I feel like it's a character on Fraggle Rocket.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
No, it's the one with the brown here, Okay, shut up,
it's one of the brown label.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
What do we like?

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Jiff comes in as America's most trusted with Skippy second
and Peter Pan third.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
You're crazy, you got a headache?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Who you trusting you?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
What do you like? I'm an IVY profec girl, typical
IVY prof typical typical. I'm not allowed to take Adville
that much because it thins your blood. That back surgery.
It's a neurologist told me not.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
To take it.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What am I supposed to do? Well?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Til it all is the number one here in the US.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
And finally, what is our most trusted brand of butter.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'm not even gonna say, I'm just give whatever my
wife it's different different. I do like salted butter ra
than unsalted. I think she goes to Costco and gets
like the giant packs that I'm not the butter man.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Well, of course it is Land Lakes is our most
trusted but.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Interesting all right, here we go again. We will attempt
to break another world record in our news segment. The
show is challenged and.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
We have been.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
We will tell you what record we are going for
and who's gonna attempt it? Coming up next on the
show and Rock with five three, Sublime and stick Figure
on the show. It's Rock five three. All right, guys,
we have not done so well, so far in our

(30:54):
new segment, but today could be the day. You never know. Yes,
it is time to break a world record in our
new segment, The Show is Challenged.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Record.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
The Show wants to inner the record books.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Every week they'll try a different challenge to break a
world record. It's time for the Show is Challenge.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I was the one that was pretty hyped about trying
to break a world record.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I did.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I'm unofficially a world record holder. Unofficially a world record
holder for the world's biggest tongue, Thank you very much.
I got a girthy tongue.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
What the hell?

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Well, I am unrecognized for some reason, Guinness didn't write
us back. We said him the info. I don't know
what the hell but whatever, So we decided, you know what,
we all got to attempt this. We all can break
a world record.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
We believe. Believe.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Hell yeah, and so far not so good. Sky failed
miserably first attempt.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
She sucks, don't I don't?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Absolutely well? Then the next guy got called in Thorn
got tagged in last week and did a pretty terrible job.
You actually did because you were doing it wrong and
it wouldn't count it either way.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Sky, Oh yeah, you're violating the rules. Bro.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Guy wouldn't shut up. So it made me.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Nervous because you were doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I'll tell you what, if you want your football team
to lose, if you if I want the Chiefs lose,
I'm gonna buy a ticket to go to Kansas City
and watch the game. Just boom, Patrick Mahomes Helmets just
starts to crack out. You suck oy, by the way, stupid.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
So today maybe the day did we break a world record.
We're gonna keep attempting this until.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
We do this.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yes, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I believe it will. I truly believe. We just got
to find the right own and the right person for
the job. Okay, so what is the world record we're
going to attempt to break this morning, sky Eddie?

Speaker 6 (33:09):
We have the most tennis balls held in one hand.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Well, this is a no, I'm out, I'm out. Listen.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Here's the thing, though, we all immediately go. It's got
to go to the big handed monster.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Emily right.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
I don't think anybody calls me the big handed monster.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I don't think that was a really nice thing to say.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I mean, she was born for this, right, I.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Mean, this is hers to lose. Her hands are the
size of first basement's.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Wow, Emily.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
The only issue, though, is that Emily is not adept
at handling balls.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
She has admitted that in one podcast, I did say
that I give them a little attention with my hand.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You know, I'm not really sure what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
You know what we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Okay, okay, so you know, but you're going to have
to give these a lot of attention and no jiggling
going on here.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah you got Now, it's not just like you're holding
the balls.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Wait, you can make like a pyramid or whatever because
like stack them up.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, well I think you'd have to.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
How else would you do it? Because what's the record?

Speaker 6 (34:15):
The record set in twenty eighteen out of India is
twenty seven tennis balls and one hand twenty sas.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Unlike our last.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Two a Saturday night for you, she's not going to.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Fist bump that.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
I'm not going to she would fist bump that.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
You were just bragging about it like two seconds ago.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Now here's unlike the previous two weeks where Thor and
I have you know, been very frantic.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
One of us got the shakes. We're not going to
point out us.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I think it was. And then I got the ear
drum pop from here.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
So this not a time to challenge.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Really, you just have to accomplish the twenty seven steps question.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Do you have to do it by yourself? Or could
somebody else place the balls on your hands?

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Ooh, I it doesn't say I would assume you have
to do it. I think someone else can hand it
to you, so you don't have to like bend over,
but you they can't place it.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
I'm assuming you would have to place it.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
All right.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Well, we're not going to sit here all morning trying
to get you know, have you do twenty seven balls?
We'll give it a couple attempts, maybe, okay, and give
one to try see how it works out. Maybe you'll
you'll squeeze them.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Too hard, Okay, the balls out a little.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Hey, I had an issue once with my fingernails, so
watch out with the fingernails.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Ye Okay, what you talking about? This ice is really creepy.
All right?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
So are we all in agreement that this is Emily's challenge?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
I think she'd be the best in the room.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Well, I mean yeah, Oh you guys, know what what challenge?
Accept it?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, here's the thing. Okay, she just I mean just happened.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
You guys remember that one year at Comic Con when
she held all of those lollipops. Oh yeah, I forget
Was that a challenge?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I don't know. I think it was a world record.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I think I thought you were just doing it.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I think we heard something about a record that was
broken of holding I don't know. It was like one
hundred dumps, dumb dumbs in your hands, and Emily was
able to do it like no problem.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, I mean her hands are massive.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
They really are really big. They are big.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Will Chamberlain over here, Will chamber you can like three
basketballs in one palm three. You you ever see the
picture of Andre the Giant holding the beer can? That's Emily.
It looks like a tiny little, like like Barbie size
beer can. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
It doesn't happen when I hold a beer.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I've seen I've seen it. You see right, here's Neil.
I played tennis, so I actually have a giant case
tennis balls hand.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
It's a lot of tennis balls. How did you get
that many?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I got it for as a present once uh, and
then my guy that I played tennis would stop playing tennis.
So I need to find somebody who play tennis with me.
And Andrew, Andrew, good, thank you for doing that. So
I have some that are already opened, and then I
have some that are freshies, as I like to call them.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I love the smell of a You get that pop
of the can, yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
And the air seal come out, and then you smell
the tennis fresh tennis delicious. Now here's the deal. Once
you pop the can, you're you're on a time limit
pal for those tennis balls. So I don't want to
open all of my tennis balls until I can see
where we're at. I have some that are open, kind
of really flat flat. Yeah, I have no idea. I

(37:49):
can't have that happen.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Okay, Okay, what I'm seizing?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Okay, I was hoping no one would notice.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Were having like a conniction.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Okay, stop laughing at me.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You're having a stroke whatever?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
What is wrong?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
You nervous?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
There's no time?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
You're fine, I know, but I just get nervous with
stuff like think we can have her?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I got it?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah, your assistant am I handing you the balls.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Okay, wait, so am I to understand that all the
cans aren't open? And okay, so but how many do
we have open?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I have plenty of sky relaxed. Okay's hand the balls.
Okay if she's not even close where she can't do it,
which is what's.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Not gonna.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Don't start that.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I supported you, Yeah, I got I gotta support so
genuine because I'm.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Just concerned if any has to open any sort of
packaging that that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
I do this all the time.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
A bag of chips, a box of cereal things.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
You can literally came in my studio the other day
and have me open up a bag of chips for you.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
It's a pool tap okay, okay, okay, you want somebody else.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
No, you're my guy.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Okay, you're my guys.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
You got this girl?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
He attempt number one at the world record for most
tennis balls in one hand?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Are you going right or left?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm going right.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Well, that's your dominant I would hope.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
So yeah, okay, you don't need to be scared, like,
why back up, it's a snake or something.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
Fingers I was like when the fingers on clipper and
I have nails done today.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Take take take a ring off.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
That ring off won't go.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Around my knuckle. I can't take it off.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Well, how did you get it on?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I really it was hard. Put it on yesterday and
it never came off.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
Oh dude, a huge look at my knuckles leap it?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Does your son a giant hands? Disturbed? Yeah? Really, he's
all limbs. He's all limbs.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Yeah around now, you don't you need to take my
child like a scarecrow.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
You tell me things out like the car.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Let's read you did.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Just start playing basketball.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's very skinny.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
It's crazy. Okay, focus, bro, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
So we need twenty eight twenty eight to break the record.
You can do it.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
There's got to be some strategy involved here though. Okay,
where you're placing balls?

Speaker 8 (40:25):
Now, I don't need you telling me where to put balls.
I don't want to because my hand I had my choice.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I can't tell you how to handle balls.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Start with these two?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Okay, that was so the record up?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Fine? Here we go?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Oh god, here we go.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
First attempt?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Okay, what here we go?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I don't know I'm playing?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, yeah, I know?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I given you like, what was weird?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Got three on? They're like marbles, nothing like.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Nothing triangle going wow.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
She okay, guys, I gotta tell you. Her hands are shaking.
Her hands are shaking. She's that nervous she's got This
is not good. Okay, So we're going four on the
bottom level. Okay, smart, Okay, I like it. I like
what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Where's she going?

Speaker 11 (41:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Try? Oh okay, you're right.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
So the fifth in the middle, there's no chance.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
How does somebody do that? I don't know, but I
don't know where she's going with this next one.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
I need to have another one is trying to put.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Okay, this is a disaster. I can already see what Okay,
that's your wrist. I don't even know if that's going
to count.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
You guys don't understand. I can't spread.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
You're not a fancy shaking Somebody get her a drink. Okay,
it's not What have we got to? Seven?

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (41:57):
She's got seven right now? Five on the bottom, two
on the top of.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
That nineteen more.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Okay, Eddie, Okay, Eddie's now opening another camp.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Almost hurt himself hockey because okay, so.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Good, Okay, another one on the top leg.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
I think because I'm holding my hand out trying to steady,
and it's making it worse.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
At nine, I'll tell you why nine was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Twenty seven listen, guys, she went about this all.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Wrong, okay, all wrong. Yeah, she didn't even spread her
fingers would.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Have rolled off Eddie, like.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Each each finger's got to take a ball.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
You don't understand it would whatever I have, you'd do it.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Yeah, what could you make up the challenge? Could you
fit a ball.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
In between your fingers so it balances almost you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I listen over here, she's not coachable.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
They don't spread, but they don't spread apart.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It doesn't work out.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
What's going to break your face?

Speaker 4 (43:06):
But I mean, if you if you can balance them
like this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Yeah, well I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Why didn't you just tell me that?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Oh my god? All right, are we gonna second attempt?
Second and final? Yeah, let's do the finale and final.
I don't think we need another attempt.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Is not as easy as you think.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Okay, she's doing the thing where she's wedging it in
between every other finger.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
So we got three and then one in the palm four.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
You could put like seven in her palm? What is it?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Yeah, okay, now we're at five. It's kind of on
the second layer.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Oh no, no, no, do not even have golf.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Balls next time?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Okay, okay, I think you only can She's true, she
can't handle balls. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Well, I was gonna say, how many in your mouth?

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Okay, it could be a challenge, I could.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I'm bad, my bad, all right, Well another fail, guys,
bad job. Padre fans will not be happy with this news.
We're gonna see what popular Padres player will not be
returning next season. Next to sports hurt, I'm worried about

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my girl Emily with this news. She's not gonna take
this well. Yeah, no, and rightfully.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
So.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
If you're a Padres fan, you're probably not gonna be
too happy with the news that one of the more
popular players is not going to be returning to the
team next season. All Star outfielder Jerkson Profar is gone.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh wow, he's gone.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
He's had a three year deal with the Atlanta Braves.
Of course, Profar had a career year for the Padres
last season, made it to his first All Card Game,
but the Padres were outbid for him as he signed
a three year, forty two million dollars deal. I can no,
you can't.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Stating a state.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Yeah, looking out in left field and seeing profile out there.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
His big old smile. I like seeing his sparkle. I
feel like, I tell you what, everybody loves him.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
One of the most gangster moves I've ever seen in
my life was that move where he intended to not
catch the ball in the outfield against the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
That was phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Riot that does suck. And he's a big clubhouse guy. Yeah,
great personality. Love Profar, But uh, you know, I mean
he had a career year. The chances of him, you know,
recapturing that maget, which I've heard you can't.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I've heard that before.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
I mean, I don't know. Maybe maybe he's turned it around,
maybe he's figure something out. We definitely have a hole
in left field now. Yeah, so I don't know exactly
what we're going to do there. But I don't know
it's the end of the world.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
He's a Profar the forty two know that the pay
is a program.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
I think it's reasonable. Yeah, if you're coming off an
All Star season, makes sense. I don't think it's a
crazy number, you know, definitely, it's it's struggle, struggling to
continually have a very quiet offseason for the Potters. They've
literally done zero, like they've made no moves. And I

(46:24):
get it, you know, and we were cutting payroll and
there's this lawsuit and not all this stuff. But it's
not great, you know. I mean, they don't have a catcher,
they don't have a left fielder. Now, we wanted to
add an arm with Roksaki didn't get that. I mean, so,
I mean there's definitely some holes on the team. But
I'll see what happened.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
You know. What's crazy is that I believe we play
the braves Urs game first games.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That'd be wild to super out there on.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Your profar jersey support. I might Did you have a
profile jersey?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
No, not a jersey. I don't think I might have.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Don't get a brave one?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
No, okay? Sorry.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
The second round the Farmers Insurance Open went down yesterday
and the winds were krazie really affected play. In fact,
there was an eighty six minute delay and a bunch
of players couldn't even finish their round.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Now, first round leader led the vig A Berg he
shot three over but still as the lead at six
hunder because nobody could shoot in her part.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
It was not great.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
He shares it with Lanto Griffin. Is that a star
wars chare Hopefully the third round goes better today. But yeah,
it was very windy. I guess out there at Ausky.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Oh yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
I know you're more south.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
I am a more south. We talked about that when
we were talking about the Gilman fire. Yes, yesterday, but
yeah sure the wins.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Twenty four time Grand Slam champion Novak Djokovic retired from
his Australian Open semi final match against Alexander Zebrev after
he was unable to continue because of a muscle tear
in his left leg. Now, he had a marathon first
set and then he had a call it crazy. The
crowd booed him as he walked off to court. Wow,

(48:05):
this guy's like a legend. Clearly hurt. Give him a
boom in a crazy about face. The Jacksonville Jaguars have
found their next head coach. They have hired Tampa Bay
Buccaneers offensive coordinator Liam Cohen in a surprise move. Now,
the move comes just a couple of days after he

(48:25):
removed himself from consideration for the job, and he agreed
to a new contract with the Bucks, making him the
highest paid coordinator in the league. Then the Jags fired
their general manager Trent Balkey. Guess that's all it took,
because he changed his mind and he agreed to become
their new head coach. I mean that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, I mean people are like mad at him. I
don't blame him. If you're Liam Cohen and you say no,
I'm not gonna be with you because Trent balks there.
Then they fire Trent Balke and you haven't signed the
contract with the Bucks yet. And then they say, hey,
we fired the GM. We're giving you thirteen million a year,
and you're the guy in charge. If the Bucks don't
understand that, too bad for them. I mean, how do you?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I get it? But what happened to you?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Know?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Your word around here? Now? Please give me a break. Okay,
there's like there's word in football. The guys do that
all the time. It's ridiculous. The only thing he did
wrong was apparently he lied about where he was. He
should have just told him, hey, guys, they're giving me
this crazy deal. I gotta go back and all that,
but it's also like it goes back to it goes
back to who knows how these coordinators are gonna be
as coaches have no idea. He may be good.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
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Things can get crazy in the drive through. I know
that from personal experience. Well, we're gonna see what went
down in one drive through that is making national news
when we get back on the show and Rock one
o five to three, that's green day on the show,

(49:49):
it's Rock one O five to three. So sometimes when
you go through the drive through and maybe your order
gets messed up a little bit? Does that make you
mad by that?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I get it. You gotta be stupid to do something
like that.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You know what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
You gotta be stupid. You've never made a mistake before,
completely changed. You gotta be just not paying attention when
you keep the wrong buttons over there? Are you stupid?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I'm just saying it's really easy to bag some fries,
you know. Yeah, bitch, you know you know what he's doing.
Oh yeah, we know.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I don't know if anybody knows this or not. But
I used to work at McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
You did, Eddy.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
When my first job ever was at McDonald's. I was
fifteen years old, work my way through the ranks and
became assistant manager at fifteen.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Emily, isn't your son fifteen?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
He's gonna be fifteen in a couple of months.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I would trust him. That kid would run in McDonald's
without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, yeah, but he would get too cocky and start
shaving a little off the top. Well, I don't know.
He'd be like five dollars for McDonald's three dollars from.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Me, now would he? You know, boss around grown men
and what they were doing was wrong. Even though he
the year and he didn't you do that? It was
my job I had to, you know. So I mean,
sure you got time to lean, you got time to
clean pal Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
So like a forty five year old sitting there working
in the back, what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
He's sitting there fifteen year old yelling at her? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Are we having a meeting back here? Come on, gus.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
If I was, if I was the man, I'd be like, hey, listen, kid,
why don't you why don't you? Why don't you learn
how to bag orders before you tell me what to do. Fired.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
You have no abilion to fire me. Manager. I'll tell Bill.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I'll tell Bill, my manager.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Why do you learn how to grow facial hair before
you come, you know, talk to me? You know, like
I could see them anything like that like that.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
First of all, I had a lot of acne at
that time. Look out, Harry, I am you think I
couldn't grow facial Okay, that was that was the wrong
That was the wrong joke. So yes, I did have
an incident in the drive through wire.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Literally, there was an a whole customer that would come
through every day. He would always have a special order
and sometimes if you got a special order, you have
to pull forward. Sorry sorry, don't have a special order.
Then you gotta pull forward, pal And every time you
throw a fit, oh cursed me out.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I feel like I feel like the problem was is
that Eddie would be really cockyoxious a hundred.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I mean, this guy was like a gangst the old
guy Gangsta, and I would be very scared of him.
And every time I'd be like, I have to pull forward,
and he'd be like, oh, you know, old bastard.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
To call you at. He was horrible, Like.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Literally, we would all run because nobody wanted to deal
with this guy, and then I'd be the guy left there.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I'd be like, can I take your order? Was awful?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
And so one time and again special order, we have
to pull forwards her and uh, you know, somebody else
bagged the order and ran. Then I don't know what
the hell was going on. Kicks the door open, looks
at he's holding the fries he ordered, like, so he
took the out of there in the bag he had
them in that he had. Well, no, he had the bag,

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you know, the little bag small.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
He only got small. What an idiot? I don't know.
That makes an idiots every day.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
I don't think he immediately large fry and he's go medium, right. Anyway,
he had the small fry bag and I guess whoever
bagged the order only half filled it, so.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It's like extra small at this point.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah, you're right. Did he have a legit complaint? Yes,
he did. The way he handled it though, he came in,
screamed at me and threw.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
The fries at my face, flying off.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
It was like one of those Britney spears microphone.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
It was.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
It was horrific. It was so messed up. I should
have called the cops.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Did Bill your manager come out and say anything. Wasn't
there at the time I was in church bell He
probably just would ate the fries off the ground. Probably
would have. Guy.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
So I understand there can be incidents that happened in
a drive wow, but this might be another level. Guys
of what happened. It is now making national news at a.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Drive what what?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
This just happened, and uh, people cannot believe that.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
This happened at a Wendy's location.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I'm a Wendy's guy, you are, but they were a
Chick fil A guy. I like you. But when it
comes to Chick fil A for chicken stuff, for for
like burgers and stuff, I enjoy Wendy's. I actually like
they're old burger better the square one square one and
they put I do love that. They're my favorite nugs.
You got me. There's got me there. But I'm a
Wendy's guy, so I'm very shocked. But to hear that

(54:49):
they're we're in the news.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
So this is a Wendy's in Kentucky and it was
the other night just a little bit before eleven pm.
So we're doing a late night food run and they're
a group of people in a car and they order
their food and they get their food and Eddie, we
got a problem.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
With the fries.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Damn it. Who back the order?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I don't know who backed or I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I wouldn't. I would fire you so fast. Well, I
would have been a good fan. No, you would not have.
You would be.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
You'd be everything, not paying attention.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
To anything in the bathroom forty five minute bathroom breaks.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Sure, Oh he's in the bathroom again. What Yeah, sorry,
I have internaltion. You know you stop it.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
So they get their order and unfortunately the people in
the car believe the fries are cold.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh it's the worst.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Yeah, fresh, So they start arguing with the gall at
the drive through.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
None of my watch, I never said, oh yeahs. I'll
look over there and be like, hey, what are you
guys doing?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Keep it fresh?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And Wendy's has stepped up their fry getting too so
i'd be really disappointing to the They're not McDonald's fries.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
So the fries are cold, and we are now getting
into a verbal disagreement about the fries and the temperature
of the fries.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Listen, you complain your fries are cold. I got no problem.
I'm going to replace your fries, no issue. Yeah, I'm sorry,
very sorry about that. Let me take care of that
for you.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
It doesn't that's web systematic.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
It doesn't sound like the most kind words were being
used in the exchange, Eddie. So you know, maybe if
they were asked nicer, maybe that would. Now we got
it back and forth went on, we got it back
and forth, and so the people upset about the cold
fries take off. But next thing you know, one of
the cold fry complainers walks into the business Eddie PTSD

(56:49):
and is going to confront the drive through worker and
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I'm here, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Before but instead of throwing fries, this guy decides he's
gonna pull out a gun level and fire off a
shot to let everyone know how upset he is about
his fro Like he is serious about these fries. Okay, Well,

(57:18):
what he did not expect was that the drive through
worker she was carrying too when she pulls out and
points it at him.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, so he starts. He starts rapid firing and that's.

Speaker 9 (57:36):
When her in the quote butt Talks, takes around to
the park and.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
She brings out his gun. He just starts letting off.
I guess so, and that's crazy already broken Medonalds remember, and.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
So he's firing off, shoots her in the butt and
actually shoots one of the chicks who was with.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Him that night as well.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Why does he have a gun?

Speaker 6 (58:14):
So he ended up getting arrested. But here's the thing, uh,
drive through woman ended up getting arrested too. As it
turns out she was on probation at the time and
was not allowed to be possession of a gun. So
she is now charged with felon in possession of a firearm.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
So everybody some way, she's kind of a hero.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Defended herself. Everybody there she could win nuts. Yeah, so
she defended and Dave Thomas.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Sorry, all right. It is a free comedy Friday today
and we're very excited to have our guest back in studio.
It's the Sclar Brothers. They're gonna hang out with us.
Coming up next on the show A rock with a
five three That is Lincoln Park on the show. It's
Rock one five to three. Today is free Comedy Friday.

(59:09):
And man, we've been doing free comedy Friday for over
a decade and there are certain comics when they come
to town I get really excited about because I get
a chance to hang out with them again. And that
is what's happening right now. This week, the Sclar Brothers
are back in Sane. They're going to be performing at
the La Joya Comedy Store, a couple of shows tonight,
a couple of shows Tomorrow night, Sunday.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Show, Sunday show.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
We normally do like Thursday through Saturday, but I'm excited
to do a Sunday show.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Lack lord, let's do it. Let's do it. Welcome back
to town.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, so good to be back here.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You know, we travel to this country doing comedy and
we do these shows in cities all over the place.
Like you said, you're excited we're here. We're excited to
be back here because this is one of our favorite
shows to do in the country.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
You guys have a great one.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Oh that's great. You guys are at the comedy store.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Very excited. We perform at the Comedy Store in Los
Angeles all the time. Ever week we do like a
monthly show there that we do so like that is
our club and we had never performed at the Laoya
Comedy here. Yes, it's amazing. I can't very.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Phenomenal, you guys, canna explore the space Lahoya. That's a
little sky's neck of the woods.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
We were on fire yesterday but where we should be
okay today.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Yeah, we put it out for you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Thank you. That's so nice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Smoke.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Laoya is a rough neighborhood, right, you will need to
watch out after the sun goes down for teens on
e by with water blue and or those like pellet
like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah that I don't know. You know this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
La Joya is an ancient Native American term meaning lives
in bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
That sounds about.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
What that means, dances with micro breweries.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
That is very true.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Now you guys have kids, We have kids. My kids
are older now where we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
So my son is sixteen and this week he okay
turned sixteen in December and Jay, like Jay allowed him
to get a car. So my two daughters are older
and they don't drive, which is so weird. So it's
really fun because I get to be their dad and
their uber handful.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
No, but I mean, it's fine. So I let my
son my wife and I said.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Look, we're going to pay this much for the car,
all right, and if you want something nicer, then you
got to kick in what you want and then you
can help choose. So he came up with the difference,
got the car. He won, and I'm like, it's a
little nice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Nicer than you he's leasing. Let's not go over that
much respect. He is leasing a Maserati.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
So so he's leasing his car and I'm like, just
be careful, and I'm all the time like, hey man,
just you know, if you get an accident, then you
know this car is going to be mine and it's
your fault. So the other day he gets into an accident,
he totals the car. He's fine, he's totally fine. But
you know, my wife and I start getting you know,
there's the moment where you find out and then you

(01:02:22):
and your partner get to go. Once you know he's fine,
then you know you can go off on him. Now
I can get out of the So my wife and
I are not like, I don't know, we have different
parenting styles. We're not off and on the same page.
She thinks, right now, she doesn't know that I'm in
San Diego. She thinks I'm a trader Joseph.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
He's gonna have to lie make up something about the
whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Situation.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
You guys, the parking lot is insane on the whole
Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Why do you have a La Joya coffee cup?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Because there's a new place on some called La Joya Coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
I to deal with it, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
So my wife and I start going in on him,
and she's like, you got to respect the family. And
I'm behind her like yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Oh, you're hyping them up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Going after her like yeah, you gotta respect it. She's like,
you don't follow the rules. I'm like, yeah, follow the rules.
I'm like, you don't believe in this stuff. And I'm
like yeah, dummy, And then my wife is like, wait,
you can't do that. So then it was like ten
minutes of both of them telling me how to be better.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah, and I was like, you can't talk to him
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I mean, he just was in an act tables and
now like it's two on one against him, two on
one against me. And then my son's like yeah, dummy,
and I'm like, see, they can't do that, and their
wife's like, yeah, no, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
This is interesting for me because my daughter just turned
fifteen and a half, right, so hermit style, dad, I
gotta get my permit. And I'm like, what you forget everything?
Like I don't trust you at all to drive yet,
Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I gotta get my permit, like someone's forcing you to
gone to your head.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
You gotta get your perm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
So this is like and we are definitely in glasshouses
throwing stones when the TikTok fan happened earlier, like that,
you know, how did you guys survive the eight times
I was.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
My daughter made me a hyper pigmentation pancake. It's like,
what's trending right nowtok?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yes, we I jumped on like a Christian site for
a while.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
That's awkward, exactly, not on that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Meanwhile, I was like, TikTok is gone. What am I
going to watch while I'm driving my car?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
That's bad advice. I'm like, just you should you should?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
You should just take waymou And I was like I
can't take way moo because I was sextually assaulted by.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
My Waymo driver. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
That make sense in its defense. Did you see what
you were wearing? And it was way more traumatized.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Have you guys been in one yet?

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Because they're not here in Santiago, but I know like
La San Francisco people are in these driverless cars like
it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
So there was a tiktaco. I don't know if you
saw that of like two waymos like stuck behind another
weimo that was trying like there was like a stack
up of and no one, no waimo knew what to do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I saw. We saw the one where the guy gets
couldn't get out of the car and kept circling the airport.
He missed this flight, which is the funniest thing. He's like,
I'm saving No, look at how advanced I am. And
it's like, no, You're not advanced. You're gone back in time.

Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
That is brutal. It is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Yes, you gotta go check out the Scla Brothers before
me at the Loja Comedy Store this weekend. Like I said,
a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows Tomorrow night,
and a Sunday show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I think the early shot tomorrow was sold out, sold
out early show tonight is low ticket morning. So if
you want to go and they're not even that late.
It's like nine thirty. I know, listen, that's late for
some people, but you'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
It's good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Daughters are the same age, okay, okay, And so my
daughter is all about driving. Her daughter not at all
effuses just like you said, like.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
She has no interest. She's quote scared of driving. It's
too much responsibility.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I'm like, like, this could not be more opposite than
when I turned out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Don't put your patriarchy on me. You're like patriarchy driving.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Don't you remember when we were kids?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Yeah, like you hit sixteen, You're like, I'm there that
that morning we made our parents take us to things
before school, So you're taking us into school.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Like, what's like, that's how twins work. Oh yeah, to
get my ninety three grand am, to go through garbage
cans with my buddies the time in my life. Yes,
I don't get why kids don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
If you were like a kid in night because we
were in high school in the late eighties. If you
were a kid in the late eighties and you got
your driver's license, you got it like a two toned Irack.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
You were the person you ruled the school.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Do you do you know that in our school, in
our high school, we were thinking about this because we
were just back in Saint Louis Vere you grew up.
We had a smoking lounge, not for the teachers or
the students, the kids between like gym class, like I
gotta climb the road next day, and we'd be looking
out there. We were like, I know, she shouldn't be smoking.

(01:07:43):
She's pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
The time about high school we went to, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Different says to California, we never have it out here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Now, you need to smoke pot in the park.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Right, You had a pot smoking lounge. You had to.
You had a hookah bar. That's totally.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Lounge.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Are I supposed to get my gummy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I know No.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
I definitely was slightly affected from the TikTok man. I
mean obviously I'm sitting there still walked into ray gun
videos like she's my favorite human being on the planet
and I have a family.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
She got she retired, which is very sad, but she
got a zero points.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
That means zero points. That means we all tied her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
We all got's got the same story.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You tied in Olympia.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I mean, the whole thing about her was that there
was a rumor, right yeah, that her husband like was
on the Olympic committee there and got her on his
snicker and then like a couple of days later that
was debunked.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
But immediately we knew.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
We knew from one word in that phrase. Husband, you
don't upsell your wife.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Have her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Girlfriend, girlfriend, mistress, that's who you're do you know what
I mean? Because if like a new girlfriend is like
can I be in the Olympic and she's thrown up
double pipe and she's like over the and the guy,
if you're a new boyfriend, you're like, oh my god, babe,
you're amazing, Oh my god, is this even fair?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
You might get two gold medals just because you're definitely
not getting a zero points the stuff you say in
early If it's his wife like rolling around on the
kitchen floor being like can I be in the Olympic,
he's like not even looking at it. He's on his
phone on DraftKings betting against her, Like, don't do that
near the dog. He's afraid of shadows.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Right, you look just like a kangaroo, bab If you are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Going to do that over there, put a swift on
your butt. We need to clean that area.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
That's a great can. I still it blows my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
That that ever happens when you're married.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
You're honest, right, like if she was dancing online that
if you're married, like you don't have a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Comes on, that's the same babe. What do you think
we're going for dinner? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Like, help me you fix this thing that I need,
you know what I mean? Like, help me do this
thing instead of whatever you're doing over there. It's not
It depends like how long you've been married, like twenty years.
At twenty years, she's doing that stuff. You're like, just
it makes her happy. Just just let her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Go, let her go. I'm not coming.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
I'll let her do this. Then I can go on
that golf trip. Yeah, that's you start to do the
marriage capital game. You like, oh, no, I'll drive you
to the airport, Like no, I'll just take it. No,
I will drive you to the you know the thing.
What the partner's like, what do you need three months
from now? Why are you being so nice?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Now? Why are you helping my pursue my dream?

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Couldn't be more true? That's fantastic. Chelsea and Sclar Brothers
performing at the Lahoya Comedy Store for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
The first time ever. I'm so excited. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
It's the room is supposed to be awesome. It's only
two hundred seats, so again I'm just saying early show,
the seven pm show on Saturday sold out, sold out, and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
The tickets tonight it might be so, it might be gone.
Now it's gone. You guys, if you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
You're you know, whenever we do this show, your audience
shows up at our shows big time and they're great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
We find out because people tell us, how how did
you guys? Hear three? Welcome? Thank you, thank you. So
I love having you guys in grant to see you guys.
Thanks you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Awesome stuff. Anxiety is a real thing. We all know that,
but there is truly different forms of anxiety. You ever
had pee anxiety?

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
You know what that is?

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I think we've all been there. No, oh no, man,
I'm interested. Well we're going to tell you about it
when back on the show Rock with five three twenty
one pilots on the show, it's walk with five to three.
I'll bring this up and this is really going to
affect Emily. Do you remember when we did our military

(01:11:49):
Christmas bonus show live from the base in Mira mar
and Sky really had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
He had to peek.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Well when we're out there, we had were porta potties
and we're probably like an hour into the show and
it was a four hour show, and we were all like, Sky,
if you got to go, just go to the bathroom.
There's a porta potty right there. And it was, by
the way, brand new, like it was one of the
ones that they you know, cleaned and it brought out
for the event, so it wasn't like used by a
bunch of people, not at all whatever, and so it

(01:12:20):
wasn't disgusting. It was actual used to like seven times.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
But it was also one of the handicapped ones, so
it's even the big now a lot of roop activities
in the narrativity, so it was like not bad at all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Sky refused to go. Anytime we fly anywhere we're on
a flight and it could be any length of time,
five hours we've been we've traveled with wire together.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
She won't go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
She ain't go on the bathrooms you hold it the
entire time.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Hold it and limit my liquid intake. Thank you, because
I know I don't want to go on the plane,
so I am going to limit how much I drink.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Is that a form of pee anxiety or stupidity?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
We all we all have our own.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
I mean, it's so unhealthy just to sit there, Craix
hours bull or just in general. You're not to sit
anywhere if you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Gotta go though you're holding it. It's not good for
your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Why don't you want to get up? What's what's I
don't get kniven pain? Why don't you just want to
get up and stretch your legs first?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Get up?

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yes, you do, you have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
Well, but like it's not an emergency. Like if I'm
on a plane and it's like an emergency and I
can't hold it any longer?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
But if I can't hold it, but you're uncomfortable, right,
I mean it's not to the point where I'm like
in pain.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
No, but you're uncomfortable. But you really gotta go. You
have an hour left in the flight.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
You're good?

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
What what are we talking? Number one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
I like make you feel like you're uncomfortably.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Yeah, you're uncomfortable. I only got an hour left.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
I mean, I'm gonna wait as long as i can.
If it's to the point where I'm like tapping my toe.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
And there's no reason for it, there's no reason, Like
she can't give you a reason.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
It's a personal reason, a person like the minute you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:09):
Get that tinge too that you feel like you have
to be like, I can't get it out of my head.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I'm like, okay with care.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yeah, And well, the thing about it, this guy is
normally an aisle chick too, so it's not like she's
got to climb over people. Then I get it. It's
a little that's a little uncomfortable. But if you're in
the aisle, get up a go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
If I'm in the other seat, if I'm in the
aisle or middle, I expect to be asked at some
point to get up. I expect. I'm never I'm never
mad about that, Like I expect it. A couple of times.
I'd be looking at you like us already, Like a
three hour flight, I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Might be speaking out because I get up like ten times.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Really six times next to Emily will be my nightmare.
What is doing over there? Activities, so many activities.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
So pee anxiety is a real thing. I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
They recently did a survey of over two thousand US
adults and it turns out just a little bit over
half of us, fifty one percent have what is referred
to as pee anxiety. And it's a type of anxiety
that kind of can come a couple ways. Number One,
like Eddie described about me, how I will have to go,
but I don't. I don't feel comfortable going in that

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situation of port a potty and airplane something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
And then there's also.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
You literally used to party with Emily. We're down at Peebe.
We'd find an alley. Emily would squat behind a dumpster
and go harpy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah, she had a spot market quite good at it,
to be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Yeah, honestly, Emily, this will blow your mind. I have
never gone not in a toilet what I mean a
diaper when I was a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
But outside of that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
You've never been in like a body of what you
peen your pool.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Well, that doesn't that's a toilet, right, that doesn't. That's
like a guarantee.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'm talking about like being out and
about whether I'm in the woods or I'm in peeb
like I've never I've never had a squad a road trip,
not squatting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Never goes in her backyard.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
I don't think she does.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Try to think of it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Probably her son definitely does. That used to be a thing.
He actually does, and neighbor and neighbors do it too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Remember that there was like a little kid that Peter
like her pond or something.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
Multiple times much nice.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
Now, question why does Reed still go outside? Because now
you guys have two bathrooms? I understood when you had
one bathroom. Sometimes well like sometimes if you come home
and everyone has to go pee at once, it's like, wait.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
Well, I think that things sometimes happened to young boys
and men where they might wake up excited.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
And I believe that's the reason he goes outside because
he doesn't want to.

Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
I guess he I've put an end to that, but
I think he'll still do it when Robert's around, my man,
because he says it goes it's hard to control it
into the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:17:10):
And so he.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Side he told you that, and you just told everybody,
and you just told people on the radio that crazy.
I can't believe comfortable right now. I can't believe she
just said that on the air. Dude, I'm praying, I'm
praying that he's not listening or his people he knows
aren't listening. She just said that as if he's seven

(01:17:34):
years old, he's a little excited.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Is that abnormal?

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Am I'm sure it happened to me. I'm sure it
happened to me, but my mom wouldn't say it on
a radio show that I didn't really answer. And the
way you described it, like he's a five year old,
it's a little excited, freaking creepy. Yeah, he said that.
You could have described that so much tiptoe or not.
The people.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Yea, like go up and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Like why would it go up? Sky? Also, why are
you doing that hand?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I should put.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Those Those hedges are out of control.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Yeah, yeah, well fertilized.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
That was wild.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
He's got a different form of anxiety.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
When I wake up a little excited, I don't go outside,
you don't know, like a sprinkler. I don't. I don't.
I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Okay, Okay, back to the topic. If anyone can focus.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Now, I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Like where's it going? I don't. I don't know. I
don't know either. Okay, this is the only details I
know I'm shared with you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
You didn't need to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Well anyway, So yes.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
P anxiety is something that over half of us report
struggling with, and people have said they've missed major sporting events,
they've missed their favorite song at concerts, they've missed their
kids like first words, first.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Step because they don't want to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Well no, so they've missed those things because they went
to the bathroom, and that now leaves them with anxiety
of like, I can't go to the bathroom because I'm
gonna like miss a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Oh yes, in a concert, I gotta know. Okay, the
set list is here, we're playing a new song, see.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
You, and everyone runs at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
It does.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
It is awful certain men's rooms, because you know, we
have the urinals and we're all standing there. If they
don't have the divider, all right, we're doing this. Yeah,
we're doing this. Eyes for it if you you can.
There's no glancing, Like, it gets really kind of uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
You can't just go outside.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I wish I could.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Maybe you've got a big property.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Yes, I do. But I guess that I also have many toilets.
So that's so there's all that, and I also can
control it, so but whatever, all right, we watch a
lot of TV, the four of us. If you don't
watch TV, though, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Well, we're gonna see what people do who watch TV
a little bit or not at all. I don't even understand.
I'm so confused by this. We'll find out coming out
next on the show. And Rock with a five three.
That's some STP on the show. It's Rock one five

(01:20:42):
three long last note. There we go, so we In fact,
it's funny because we were literally just talking off the
air about the TV shows that we're watching right now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
I got thor into the TV show The Penguin Guy
loves It locked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
In after watching after watching the first five episodes or
four episodes, Colin Farrell deserved an oscar. I told it's
a TV shows. I know it's TV. Whoa dude, he's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah, I tell you know. I feel like I'm two
for two with recommending shows.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Recently I told you fall Out it was awesome, Penguin fantastic.
Now you guys, you and Sky are two for two
recommending shows to me because Reacher you told me about,
which I thought was great, and Night Agent, which just
debuted the second season yesterday, which I'm watching. So you
guys are two for two. Thank you, great job. Wow,
we are nailing these shows.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yeah, yeah, the three of us.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Is what I suggest shows that are good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Often.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Eddie and I actually have a very similar taste in
a certain kind of show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
We like the true crime stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
But I like real true crime. I don't like.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
But you've watched scripted true crimes. So watch the Menandez
Brothers thing. I mean, sometimes you do, you don't sometimes,
And I've expled. I've recommend did multiple things that are phenomenal,
like Escape at Danny Moore was a good one recently.
Right now we're watching Tulsa King and it's better than
you thought. Like it's about way.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Better than you thought. But he won't take any of
my suggestions.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Oh it's just me. I'm the only problem here, won't.
I don't take anything. I don't take any suggestion. It
takes me a lot to watch. Like Eddie suggests the
Penguin when the penguin was like yeah, like almost a
year ago, like, so it's so like and then like
next we'll watching my Agent event. You're the second person
to tell me about Tulsa King, so I may watch
it eventually. I'll never watch it. But what I do is, yeah,

(01:22:31):
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Why watch it's so rude to me because it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I just shows you what.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
About I think it so personally.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
Knows.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
God, oh God.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Don't watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I'm not going to. Eddie told me to watch the
Suri Live thing. I haven't watched it. Whatever you don't,
I don't think. I don't think of it. I don't
think I got to watch it. Because you and Eddie
watch more stuff than anybody I know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
You told about that tires show. I watched like two
days later, the tires showing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Because I guess it's funny. Sug watch more TV than
anybody I know. You guys watch new shows all the time.
I don't know how you do it. I watched the
same things over and over again. Don't do anything else.
I enjoy TV, and he watches a lot. Emily's right
behind you, though. You're always watching new stuff. But the
thing is, though you don't finish something, you bounce around

(01:23:33):
a lot. You'll start a new show right in the
middle of another show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I will, that's true, and then we'll come back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
I can't take you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
Seriously, we'll come back to it like Baby Reindeer. I
finally finished Insane, but.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
You can't start Baby Render and just go, Yeah, I'm
gonna watch this another year later.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
Well, there's insanity. There's a problem with our whole situation.
And it starts and ends with Robert.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Oh you said it. Okay, it's just so many you
said it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
So Yes, we do watch a lot of TV, you know,
whether it's me and Emily who watched it all the time,
Sky and Thor watched it from time to time. You
guys are more night watchers. You know, that's when you
sit down watch.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Your TV shows.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Yeah, for sure. But if you're not a big TV fan,
you don't watch a lot of TV, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
What you know? What are we doing? My wife reads
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
You're not better than me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Oh no, if you read a book.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
People that don't watch you to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
My wife is also a big because she hasn't watched
a lot of TV like I do. She's also a
big true crime podcast fan.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
So she thinks she's she's the free iHeart radio app.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
She's the free Heart It's fantastic the lyrics man.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
So she's walking around with her like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Earbuds, and I'll try to talk to her and she
goes one second and then you have to pause. It's like,
I want to talk to it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
How do you feel if you're locked in on the
game and she and she's trying to talk to you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
But I don't watch a game every day? Basically come
on almost every day. It's not What do people do
if you don't watch TV?

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
Well, yeah, they ask people. If you're one of those
weirdos who don't actually watch TV, what do you do?
How do you spend your time? And these are the
top ten? Number ten for podcasting is listening to podcasts?

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
There it is Haley. Number nine, you spend time with
your significant other.

Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
That's brutal, crazy sky anything without you. You enjoy each other,
sitting in the yard rock Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
What Number eight?

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
You don't watch TV because you're always out playing sports
with friends. You're on a sports team.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Do that. If I'm not doing TV, I'm coaching or
playing softball.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
Number seven you're working out, you're walking you're exercising, you're going.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
To the gym.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
You don't have time for TV because you got to
get your work out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I feel like if I was working out, though, I'd
still watch TV.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
You're watching Number six, Uh, people will relax instead of
watching TV. So then that means meditate doing a puzzle.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
Number five, you're working on your hobby.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
You gotta get back to that oil painting you are doing,
or you're only working. Project Number four is home improvement projects.
You you definitely got to clean out those gutters, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
All you're doing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
Number three and I don't know if this one should
be able to count people who don't watch TV. They're
on their phones or devices on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
I'm doing that while I'm watching TV. I have the
TV on while I'm on So that's bad for somebody
who's you know, no, it's not good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
The number two thing people do that when they don't
watch TV is gaming. And if you're a younger person,
that means online. If you're an older person, that means
that you're doing card games or you're playing your PlayStation
or something like that, so different kinds of gaming. And
number one, I mean, Haley gets it we're reading you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
We're so makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Oh yeah, one place we all love is Costco. It's
the best. Costco is the best. Well, what are the
most popular items at Costco here in California? We know
what are the most popular Costco items by state. We're
gonna go for that coming up next on the show
and Rock with a five three. I have a last

(01:27:52):
on the show. It's Rock one five to three. Love
us some Costco, good, Costco tip, the best fun. You
were the last holdout, Emily. I don't understand why you
were confused.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
That was weird.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
I refused, And now I think I go to Costco
more than anybody on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
More than all of us combined. Honestly, way more? Was
I doing what you were being?

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Emily a little brat? Emily, you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
I can't deny that what I need.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Costco because I don't need it, That's why, Because I
don't want to. Yeah, I just go to Walmart.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
The all direct quotes, these are all direct que clips.
I would never go to Costco, ever, and then you
finally went, and now you go all the time now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
But now she thinks she's better than everybody that doesn't
go to Costco, which is crazy, and she thinks she's
better than people that do go to Costco, like she
knows all the Costco secrets.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Yes, it's kind of true.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Did you start a gold member.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
I'm a higher than that. I'm an executive member.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Oh yeah, because then you're they upsold him.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
They up sold him into the highest membership.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Can get higher than gold, you pay more. So executive
is for like big restaurants that want to buy a
ton of stuff. So I'm assuming that's why you would
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
Well, we actually get a check at the end of
the year back from Costco. It's usually around like one
hundred or two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
But how much does it cost for the membership off
the top of the regular.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Members fifteen or twenty dollars more a month? Oh there
you go or whatever?

Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
No, not monthly, you pay one annually. It's like, you know,
not that much more. I don't know what why you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Get money path, I don't know. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Anyway, I'll member. Okay, it's one hundred it's so Emily,
couldn't be more wrong there, Okay, it's sixty five dollars
for Costco membership. One hundred and thirty for an executive.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Perks annual two percent reward. Okay, Costco services discounts. I
know that shop online. Any warehouses includes two membership cars
one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, so it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
The only two things I get, though, is the rebate,
but only up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
To twelve hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Still a lot of money. Get a nice little two
hundred dollars check at the end of the year.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
That's cool. Well, if the membership's one thirty and I
get two hundred back of pay for itself, its.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Mic drop.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
So what do you think you get the most at Costco?

Speaker 8 (01:30:20):
I have my staples at Costco. I love the Costco
farm raised salmon. I love the Costco. I get the
Costco bagels. I always get the rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
You're cute. Why don't you just say what the truth is?

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Well, I'm getting there.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Say what the truth is, and what I.

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
Get the most and every time is the Kirkland Savian.
She loves delish Delish. I drink alcohol, probably too much.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
So you're not. And you don't go toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
No, we do toilet paper, paper towels, We do tons
of stuff. There and we always have the same stuff staples.

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
I love the Costco bacon a great deal, the Costco pizza,
the large pizzas.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
There's three large pizzas for like ten bucks, but.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
They change their sauce to me, no way, I don't like.
I love that you asked her what do you buy
the most? And she just named off fifteen things and
hasn't said what. I still don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Every trip, I'm buying the wine.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
The toilet paper, the chicken, the salmon.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
So I buy them all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I don't need your list.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Well it's a tie between all of them. Do I
get multiple bottles of wine and only one thing at chicken?

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Well, oh that answered that right, so one wine, I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
I would say the item that I probably would get
the most is probably water, the water bottles, because I mean,
if I'm gonna get bulky things, I don't really. I'm
a very particular guy when it comes to the toilet paper.
Not a Kurkling toilet paper guy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Really, not my favorite, not my favorite, then.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
My favorite, and so I don't normally get that. But
paper towels are great. They're you know, if I need
two giant things of mayo, you know, you never know,
you never know, you never know, you never know. Weird,
But I go water probably is the single see how
I nailed it down to one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
But I mean every trip I get the same stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
What do you think you're there is the most thing,
the thing that you buy the most at costco.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Thor their waterloos, the Bubbly or Bubbly or Waterloo waterferent
But people, Waterloo, it's just Bubbly carbonates. Bubbly is a brand,
so it is water No I know, I know, but
you don't say Waterloo Bubbly. That doesn't make it no,
I know, But I feel like more people know what
Bubbly the Waterloo.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
You know, I buy that coke PEPSI what do you say.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Water loose sparkling waters because I could just say, you know,
because we just call any sparkling water bubblies. That's weird,
you guys, that's odd. Okay, I would say that. Or yogurt,
oh because for everything, because it loves just zero no sugar,

(01:33:24):
nothing in it. Just drink yogurt with the yogurt. With
the yogurt. It's a snack. It's this, it's that yogurt.

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
I forgot about the milk. We're big organic much milk. Yeah, like,
and we'll go through a couple of them and there
are three packs.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Whoa, Yeah, she still thinks milk is that good for you?

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Good for you?

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
I know it's not that good for you. We just
drink a lot of it, my son, and drink it
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Why are you so hyped up?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Cross? Seriously?

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Oh my god, milk drink Come on, man. Also, my
wife went there to toothbrush once.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
That's why. Anyone who goes there for just one item, anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
They were trying to get out of town early sky.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
What do you think you get the most at Costco?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Not a Costco member?

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
Guys, not a Costco member? Okay, it's not nice, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
I mean, you just heard all of the things we're saying.
Amazing at all that I know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
I know you guys are amazing, products are amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
And then what how do you not.

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
We don't have a lot of storage in our house.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Get out of here. The would walk out every time
with a sheet cake.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
That's probably honestly why, because he would just come home
with enough desserts for like a bakery.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
He can't go awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Now we have a friend down the street with a
Costco membership and occasionally they'll reach out and be like
be like, hey, we're going to do a run. You
want anything because I know we don't have Costco and
normally my husband will ask him to pick us up
one of their try tips.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Why that, I.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Don't know, a vacuum. The last time that happened.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Probably like a year ago. Yeah, no, we don't. We
don't barbecue anymore, so it was probably like a year ago.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
But that's the only thing.

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
But my parents were big Costco people, and it was
always the flats of water, the tepee, and.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
The paper towels.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I think those are the standards, the standard. Yeah, well,
we know one of the most popular Costco items by state.
So what is it here in California that we lived by.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
Well, so they looked at all the different states and
whoever had the most states basically one, and California our
item comes in number four of the most popular items out.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
There with uh seven different things.

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
No they didn't, they just listed one thing and so
coming in as the number four bought thing, which is
the number one bought thing in California, is the Kirkland prosecco.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
It's delicious.

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
I've had a couple of those each trip too, And
I remembered after Costco.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Yeah, she's pushing the car. She has all the empty
bottles in the car. You need to pay for that
next time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
I don't drink the car. That was great and it
rivals lamarka. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Great you would leave a giant Costco car in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Car prowls everywhere, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Oh yeah, there's no way she's pushing that back.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
I push it back every time, Thank you. I never
left it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
If it's like three spots away, I forget it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
I can car now.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Mom, don't should we put it back? Chaff, you get
a car.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Somebody else take care of That's what they paid you before.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
I don't do that. I don't see that. Wow, I
don't do that. Okay, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Well, coming in their top ten based on what different
states are buying. Their number ten is the Sutton Place
cooling throw. It's a cooling blanket. I looked it up.
It's currently sold out. Like you can't get any of
the don't like it? Yeah, so like it's supposed to
you put it on and it's like cool, you know
what I mean. Number nine goes to the Costco fresh berries.

(01:37:15):
Uh yeah, okay, I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Number eight you know berries, Yeah, they're growing, but they're
fresh and they're fresh like berries.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Guys in the produce section.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Yeah, we got who's going to start explaining what berries?
That was saying? You can put them on different things? Yeah,
like food. There's a pie. Yeah, it's crazy to make
a pie.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
It makes sense in a second. Number eight is the
paper towels.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Number seven, paper towels, not fresh berries.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Number seven the Kirkland three berry blend. The frozen berries.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Ye in the freezer, smooth smooth.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
Berries, yes, frozen, not fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
These papers howls that are number seven. You use it
to wash something, clean.

Speaker 8 (01:38:03):
Something, So if I spilled something, I wipe it out
of them, wipe it up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Okay, you're welcome. Guys, I got you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
If anyone has questions about what we've already covered, sky
at k IoZ dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Number five is the Reeses dipped animal.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Crackers yummy that I have never okay, sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Number four, like I said, is the Kirkland Persecco that's
number one in California. Number three is the General Mills
Morning Summit cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Yeah, it's that like their Healthy series.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
It's not like the Kelsey miss Okay, I'm he's not
a fan of this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
This list suck.

Speaker 8 (01:38:46):
All these items aren't number four on your list?

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Howls? Aren't that these.

Speaker 9 (01:38:53):
Berries in this Morning Summit crap? Well, there's fresh and frozen.
Number two is the Trident.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Sticks not fish sticks fan.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
That's shocking go to and they.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Really an I don't like the fish it's too fishy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Wow, And coming in as the number.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
One we eat it. Oh my god, I just start
chewing off. Yeah, watch out for the I hate when
I hate when it's scale that bite right into it. Wow,
it's it's gross. You cook it for God's sake.

Speaker 6 (01:39:33):
And coming in as the number one I have bought
at Costco when they break it down by state, is
the Googles Cheddy Mac white Cheddar shells. So basically their
mac and cheese but not toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Waterloop. It's like bubbly.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
All right, we are going to tell you where one
of our favorite Padres players headed and breaking news in
the NFL coaching carousel. That's next to sports dirt Man
Jerks and Profar, are they Yes, Yes, The news came

(01:40:17):
down yesterday that one of the more popular Padres players
is not returning next season. All Star outfielder Jerks and
Profar has signed a three year deal with the Atlanta Braids.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
Sorry, I'm gonna do it with my Jerks and Profar
bobble heads.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Oh no, well you can.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Photos with him because we met him once.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Because they're not gonna just disappear.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Yeah, it's still kind of cool man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Profar, of course, had a career year for the Padres
last season, made it to his first All Star Game. Padres,
though they were outbid, and he signed a three year,
forty two million dollar deal with the Braves. So it
is question.

Speaker 8 (01:40:53):
So I'm not one hundred percent first in the sports
world when we do play them for our opening day
because we play the Braves. Will is this a booing
situation or we.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Loved him so much?

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
None? No, no, no, Okay. There are certain guys that
you know when they're gonna come back to town that
you're gonna boo. Profile is not one of them. I
love Profar. Pod had a chance to sign him. It
wasn't like he gave the finger to the projects like
I'm out of here, Like they didn't even come close.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Why did they not?

Speaker 4 (01:41:19):
Because they're not spending money right now. They're not spending
money on anybody, like we haven't signed anybody this offseason.
It's sounded crazy, So it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
I wonder what's gonna happen. Let's say they're not doing
great by the all stary trade deadline, so I wonder
if they're going to try to trade like Boggarts or Tatis.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
I think they would try to trade Billgarts now if
they could, but.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
I'm not saying they will. I'm just interested to see
the direction of this whole cellar.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
It's possible. Honestly, it would suck eily.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Would you stop watching if the pot bad skame? Like,
let's say there are seventy waymen.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
I won't, but you said without a doubt. You guys
want to hear a fun fact about Bogarts that yesterday
pay for the Red Sox said no, they're loading.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Up the vands to go to spring training and Peoria.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
And one thing that Bogarts has to have is animal crackers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
All right, sorry, guys, hot hot.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
A ESPN knows this. You guys, should we send it
over the news last night?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
They thought it was good enough.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Now we know Emily was watching Kus Island. Yeah, that
was unfortunates.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
The second round of the Farmer's Insurance Open went down
yesterday and those wins it really affected the play. In fact,
there was an eighty six minute delay and a bunch
of players couldn't even finish the round. Now first round
leader live big a bad. He shot three over, but
it's still the leader at six under. Now he shares
it with Lantou Griffin. Now hopefully the third round goes

(01:42:43):
better today. But the winds are dined down, so I
think they'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Flanto Griffin sounds like a family guy character that they're
mocking during Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Oh definitely, Oh yeah, without doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
You guys think Griffin likes animal crackers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
You had to go back to the you're doubling down
on that ide on man Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Tempa Bay Buccaneers have hired or the Jaguars if fired
Tempa Bay Buccaneers offensive coordinator Liam Cohen, And that may
surprise him because he said he pulled his name out
of the running.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Sky was shocked.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
But but yeah, I know they fired their GM and
he says, all right, I'm in and we have breaking
news this morning. The Raiders have hired their guy. They've
hired Pete Carroll to be their next head coach. So
Pete's back, good, good hire. He'll change the coach of there.
I think it's Sam Donold's going to the Raiders. I
just I think Tom Brady's gonna. I don't know if

(01:43:33):
Book it BO. I don't know if it's Book. They
don't have a quarterback. They hired it older, breaking out,
they hired an older coach.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
They want to win now. They do have some talent O'Connell.
I think people were saying Russell Wilson they hate each other.
That would be stunning. Pete Carroll traded him because you
don't want to pay him. So I don't know Book.
I don't know if I would. But that AFC West,
Oh my god. They had four All Fame coaches pretty much.

(01:44:04):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
What NFL team was the most watched team this season
in terms of ratings. Well, we know the teams that
we like to watch in which ones we didn't like
to watch that much, but in tune in for the
team with the best ratings maybe a little bit of
a surprise. The Detroit Lions. Oh really, now, those they
had the best, one of the best records in football.
They were a fun team to watch. They averaged twenty

(01:44:27):
two zero point six five million viewers when they were
on TV. They were followed right behind again a little
bit of a surprise. The Dallas Cowboys, who are a third,
but they're still American team.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Again, certain teams that are people were gonna watch. That's
why when people say markets don't matter, it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Or if they'll say, you know, like why the Cowboys
on prime time?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Well that's why that's people still watch.

Speaker 6 (01:44:49):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Chiefs were third twenty two million. Not big stalker there.
Now who would have had the worst ratings out of
all the NFL teams. Again, this is a surprise for me.
The Miami Dolphins. I didn't see that coming because they
weren't the worst team, they weren't the best.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
They did have a losing streak, but I don't yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:45:08):
Yeah, but at just fifteen point four to six million
viewers when they would play interesting odd There you go.
That is sports stirt for today. We have heard about
Sky's unfortunate numbers bad, cholesterol not so good, not doing
so well. Guys, Well someone Sky may have you beat.
We're gonna see what one guy's medical core report showed

(01:45:29):
that has gone viral when we get back on the
show on Rock with five to three lit on the show,
it's Rock one five three. Sky last year came in
here almost defeated and let us know she had an
unfortunate medical report. Did her fried glycerites whatever those are?

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
Nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
We're through the roof. And her cholesterol numbers not good?
You know, I uh, we all care about each other.
So when I found out about this, When I found
out of this, I was worried about my friend. But
then I continue to se taco okay really well, so
she's asking for it. You know. Change. You can feel

(01:46:15):
so bad for so long.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
I have changed my diet.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Dress Oh really remember every night they were ordering food
take out?

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
That is true.

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
That's the problem because even if you're ordering food and
say I got their salmon right from a restaurant, I'm
thinking salmon and veggie is healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
But restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Salted and everything health. This is what I tell my
dad all the time because he he says I do
eat healthy, and I go, Dad, you go out to
eat all the time. Now, listen, it's my mom's cookie.
So I understand my dad doesn't want to eat. And
if you order a salad, that's great. But if you
get loaded with ranch fried chicken and all the bread
and the bread of every calories you know, but it's

(01:46:58):
a salad.

Speaker 7 (01:46:58):
Yeah, yeah, guy's numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Of everyone on the show, I would say she's the
least healthiest.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
I'm like, I'm processing a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
It is weird that her body rejected exercise. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
That is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
That's a fact.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Doctor, to stop working out.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
I was working. You're to stop doing that work. You're
not working. You were working.

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
Yeah, yeah, I was way too old, she said, doesn't
make putting my body in a state of fight or
flight every time I doing yoga.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Yes, she's her mind so many she can't just do
a regular yoga.

Speaker 6 (01:47:36):
No, it doesn't feel the same. It's not good.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Actually people do it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
It's not warm and sweaty.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
You could do like a moderate hot. You don't have
to a freaking million degrees.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
It's fine. I'm walking doing light weights at home.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
I would love that. And how often, well the light
weights she's going for a tone.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Yeah, yeah, so's it's been a minute, but I'm getting
back in their.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Guys, wait, how long are you take it off? How
many weeks?

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
A month?

Speaker 5 (01:48:07):
Well, we all got sick, and then I like, how
I haven't gotten.

Speaker 4 (01:48:11):
Damn up to it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
I'm well, yeah, then you know, don't go. Your husband
doesn't motivate you to do it with them.

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
Opposite Dare, he's like night Agent season two's out, let's
sit on the couch or watch it in order.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Why does he talk like that?

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:27):
Well, there might be a guy out there, this guy
that has you beat. This guy went in and I
guess you know, went to the doctor or whatever, and
they couldn't believe what they were seeing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:37):
Yeah, So lots of people will read the headline or
see some YouTube finger quote expert tell them this is
the best diet, this is what you need to do.
And we've seen different reports on different diets, like forever.
My husband is a victim of this. He recently discovered
something to do with olive oil and now he has
to put olive oil on everything because YouTube, some dude

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on YouTube told him to.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Do it right.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
Well, this guy was watching some sort of video or
reading something that told him about the benefits of a
carnivore diet. So he starts doing what he's calling a
carnivore diet, and he does it for about eight months.
Now he does report weight loss, increased energy, and improved
mental clarity. But he has to go to the doctor's

(01:49:24):
because something weird is happening. He is having these little
yellow nodules start popping out of his skin, little white heads,
but they're yellow, and they're in his hands, they're on
his elbows, they're all over his body. And so doctors

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of course do a blood test and start asking him
about his diet, and that's when he tells him about
the new carnivore diet he's been doing for eight months.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
High intake of fat. He says, every day I was.

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
I was eating tons of meat, probably about six to
nine pounds of cheese. I was eating sticks of butter.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
This is literally I do.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
I can't have that much red meat. Yeah right, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
You don't eat the meat you skipped. Hold the meat,
hold the cheese. That's what you said.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
That's what you That wasn't me, that sky.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
So when they got the results back from his cholesterol
test now, being above two hundred for an adult man
is high, right, that's when your doctor's concerned. This guy's
number came back at one thousand, and that's when they
realized the yellow nodules sticking out from his skin is

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actually yes, Eddie, literally cholesterol pushing its way out of
his pores because his body is so filled with cholesterol.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Thor will come in here once in a while and
I look a little greasy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Oh I'll never look I go, I go, Thor.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
I'm about to make some toast. Come over here and
rub your hands all over my toes. You to butter
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
Yeah, its coming right out of his por Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
Look at him right now, clicking his hands.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
Stop licking yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
I'm not all right.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Well that guy, my heav you beats guy? Slight, slight
lightly all right? Coming up on Monday, we are going
to play our version of the Newlywed game. It's a
little newly show game. Plus Thor is into chat GPT
these days, but it's not going well. Is backfired on
him big time. We're gonna see what this guy did

(01:51:54):
all on Monday