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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this kind of came up yesterday and it is
now spiraled. Listen, there are a few things you know
you don't mess with Thor about. He takes a couple
of things very seriously. He has an opinion on everything,
don't get me wrong. But well, this you'll find out
in sports for why, but this in particular, I'm stunned
(00:27):
that Emily would even like get this is tough. Yes,
because Emily thinks she's doing something. She's discovered something and
she wants to share it and this will be great.
But like you know this guy, you know he's not
gonna like this. I just think it's crazy that you
did this. You don't see the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I feel like I'm trying to share it better his life.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Good knowledge, better his life. I know that he's trying
to eat better.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I know his wife lost ten pounds.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You mentioned multiple times he's trying to eat better at
home than eating salads and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So I'm I feel like I'm helping.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Sometimes you can't. I've tried to tell Emily this before.
Sometimes with Thor, it hurts you more to help him,
you know what I mean, Like you and you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Put yourself out there.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
You think you have good intentions, but he's a particular
man and certain things you just can't quote help with.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So what is it? What have got going on here?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, obviously I'm on Instagram often and I follow lots
of healthy food.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Cooking things, and that's what my algorithm's doing right now Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's a lot of arts and crabs, di y, some
random bachelor celebrities and then cooking right And it's like,
let the reels are when I'm scrolling through Instagram reels.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And so I've noticed a trend like last week, there's
a big trend going on with cottage cheese is having
a moment.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Cottage cheese is having.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
A massive mind I think it is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I love cottage, I love countries.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But what people are doing with cottage cheese recently is
make it, using it as a substitute to actually make
flatbreads and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Different baked goods with it. It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wild, like as an ingredient, the dough.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
As an ingredient to make the dough that my wife
does that with yogurt.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
A lot of a lot of the yogurt we have,
so like when she'll make I don't know she'll make
bread or something like that, we use yogurt, so it's
more protein yogurt the Greek yoga.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know you could do that.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Cottage cheese is full of protein. It's a very very
high protein ingredient or thing.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, a lot of workout people will suggest just having
cottage cheese as a healthy f but I think it's.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Disgusting workout people meus makes sense, we all know, yeah
for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And so I saw, like many, many, many.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Different people post this thing cottage ingredient three ingredient cottage
cheese bagels, and I was like, what, And they make
them in front of you on camera and they look
really great.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And I even saw a friend, a girlfriend do a
video of her making these cottagees.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Don't you guys do a cog cheese bagel swap.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
We don't need to be like that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Sorry, And so anyway, I got all excited the way
I do, and I'm going to try it. I already
had cottag cheese in my fridge. I went and got
that you needed self rising flour and so I made
a batch of these bagels that are made with cottage cheese,
self rising flour and a little bit of egg. And
so I made them up a couple of days ago.
I actually tipically put everything bagel seasoning on top of
(03:46):
it and tried them at home.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And I thought they were fine. They were good.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I thought they were fine. They were good like them?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Which one, they were not like a bagel.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Correct, they were exactly like a regular brain.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
What was fine and good about it because it was
like they look like a bag but it was like
it was like it did tastes like a good bread
though okay bread, it was job.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You can't say, okay, you will never trust this woman.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You can't.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
You can't because remember which she had a basic sandwich
from from Einstein's and said it was so effing good.
So and now she and so she said that over that.
But she's not getting hyped o this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She also tells us she's trained her brain to like
healthier things that like her fart, eggs, her bad meat load,
all these things.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That I never did. That that was a complete lie.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And I will range your brain to say these are
good because they're healthy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Can I please?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Can I please?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not what did I say? That was wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It does the trick like it. It's actually tasted like
a decent like bake good.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Did it taste just a kind of a sill like
a bagel?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No, but the everything bagel seasoning makes it feel a
little bit more like that you put in the toaster.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I really enjoyed it. I made a breakfast sandwich for myself.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I think you enjoyed it because you want to enjoy it.
You enjoyed it because you made it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I thought the flavor.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So anyway, a couple of days ago, did for yesterday,
I send on my phone, I send Hayley Thor's wife
a text message and tell her about these amazing bagels
that I just made.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Now they're good and fine?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Then, and I also sent the recipe in all that
other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't understand, because I know that she is interested
in that. And she said, oh my god, I cannot
wait to make these. And apparently here's the thing. What
he's there are two things you do not mess with
this man about. We know, pizza. He's a pizza is
(06:00):
you know if you want to take this guy a
little Caesars pizza.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
He just talked to that bad right, the worst one.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, the worst way. It wasn't a good way. It
wasn't a good.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're in all honesty, he said before. Like there is
one thing that may even top pizza, and that is bagels.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
You don't mess with my bagels.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like he doesn't like store bo bagels. You're also a
New York.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I'm a New York Jew and I love bagels on them.
What's what's the place you like in the in your hometown.
I forgot the name of it, but it's called hot
It's called it's not it's not hot bagels. So I
think it's like one twelve bagels. But everybody calls it
hot bagels, and it's everybody. There's a I like to
go to. It's called beer.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There's a lot of time that I love.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm going back. I'm going back to New York in
August twenty year high school union and.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Everyone's getting bagels, but himly, I will get everyone bagels,
but I will bring in a dozen. Jamie will get one,
Eddie will get one. I will get one, and we're
gonna eat it right in front of because of that
beer crack.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, hold on a minute, Hold on a minute, Hold
on a minute. You are trying to eat better. You're
trying to eat healthier. You do all these things. If
I see this guy yogurt one more.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Morning, how many more I brought in my drinkable yogurt? This,
I'm over this yogurt?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
How many probiotics?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
This gusts some eggs? Okay, anyway, So you're trying to
do all these things. They're better.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I've heard you mentioned that you eat ezekiel bread or
whatever the hell that is, or all this bread. Yeah, bread,
in the back of your mind, is there any thought
of like, maybe this could work for me.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You don't have with my bagels? Yeah, you don't do it.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
And what sucks is now my wife's gonna do this
and she's gonna cook it, and then I'm gonna be
forced to eat it, and if I tell her I
don't like it, she's gonna be annoying me. So now
you created a massive fight that's gonna happen to my house.
So I appreciate that. I appreciate that she.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Goes exactly she goes, ooh, she goes.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
They look so yummy, her for her, not for my
man over thank.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You, sick of eating the yogurt. He complains about it
every single day that I don't make it.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Because my wife doesn't make breakfast anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
She's going to make your breakfast sandwich?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh really, because she didn't this morning. It's Wednesday this week.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I have another thought, Well, could you imagine if Emily
sent the recipe for calliflower pizza crust to discussing this one?
I know you do. Could you imagine Haley making that
for this poor guy? I wouldn't need it.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wouldn't need.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
How would you like it if I got like a
Campbell chunky soup and threw it in a bowl and
gave and said, oh yeah, I made this and gave
it to you like some turd soup.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Pretty much? You know what I'm saying. You would hate
it because you're a super latest. You would hate it.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I would love it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
She's more of a soup enthusiast, an elitist, and I
don't know. She doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
She doesn't really like good food. It's dope and the
other my other it does the trick.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I think you might be like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
The problem the other problem with getting making your own bagels?
Is this really?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
The cream cheese like off? The cream cheese sucks? I
have to have legit cream cheese. I don't have legit
cream cheese. What's the point.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't even know what that means cream cheese.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You guys are high.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
You guys have never It's sad that you've never had
legit cream cheese. I feel bad, I feel really bad.
It's legit cream cheese, just cream cheese that tells a story.
Cream cheese. You are cream cheese that you know was
made with love. The stories from cream cheese that was
made with love, and that you know you you're gonna
(09:53):
if you died right now, it would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Does it have to be a flavor or can it
just be right?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
I like locked cream cheese, but regular cream cheese on okay, okay, but.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, I'm never gonna now I'm stuck.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
She's making them this week.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah, and it's gonna suck. I'm gonna have one bite
and spit it out and you toasted.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, you split it.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I don't like cottage, so it's period and themily it's
not going to be good.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh you don't know that you.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
I know by your if it's made with cottage cheese,
it's not going to be good.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's fine, it's good. It does the trick. Yeah, that's
not that's not a glowing review.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
I think it's it's like people that drink that eat
that Halo ice cream that's like twenty calories and they say.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Oh, she's good ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's awful. The trip fine, wow, fine, you're missing out,
but your wife's making it. She's gonna send you with them.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Stop, she's going to don't do this.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I can't wait to record the fight we're gonna Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That's the things that really, I mean ridiculous