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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's already been quite a morning. It's uh, it's not
great with this guy today. There's some things that will
just set him off and it's not good. Okay, So
when it's on a Wednesday, though, you know what's gonna happen.
It's gonna be a pretty wild thors mid week meltdown.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And now the show is happy to bring you or
have some respectors midweek meltdown melt down.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
See, don't you wish you would have saved your Giants
rant for today? You can get out of get out
of field day.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, you don't, because it's gonna get worse, because when
they when the draft get when the traf comes around,
it's gonna get worse. And then and then the season
comes down, it's gonna get worse. So I got it
out when I got it out, and I can still
get a little bit out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Of the sports, all right. So yes, he is in
a mood to day, that is for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm not happy if you old Eddie. Have you seen
my tweets the last twenty four hours?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh, are they bad?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I blocked them?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's smarten.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's it's a pretty while.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yesterday told me the Giants news.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
My first thought was, oh, Thor's twitter is gonna be
I mean, I have Emily. I've probably tweeted sixty times
in the last twenty four hours. Problem say, I'm just
I'm so mad at my team. Okay, like I'm discussing.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You're not allowed to talk about what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're real funny. What this is about? Something that's been
bothering me for a while. And Eddie and Sky are
not going to like this, but I don't care. It's
Thor's midweek mouth. Don on Eddie and Skoy. I can't
take it. It's about my wallets.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Come on, dude, you're not gonna You're not gonna waste
everybody's time. No, I you waste time. We're gonna waste straight.
You have no idea what's been going on?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And I have a wallet situation.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
God, no wallet.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I've not heard much of this, but I know I've heard.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh yeah, even Jamie has like walking were week two
of wallet gate and I can't figure it out. So
I let me let me set.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You're not I have, I think because he's setting the
scene for me.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I have a well Eddie's big dog, Emily's eat
all he want to do is my sweatshirt? You're so cool, Hey,
(02:45):
wallet guy, thank you. I had a small, minimalist wallet.
It was tiny, it's for cards, and it started terribort.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What a reaction.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I gotta go to Amazon. I gotta get a new wallet,
and there's a lot of options. So I see something
that's and and I thought about it too, like what
am I gonna do here? I'm tired. I'm tired of
having so much stuff in my pockets. I'm tired of keys,
whilet phone mints. It's just so much stuff in my pockets.
But I'm not gonna wear a purse, wear the backpack everywhere.
(03:22):
So they go the wall with backpack, beach back. I'm
not gonna have a backpack all the time. So I thought, actually,
a backpack at the beach is normal. Actually, so I
thought about fact, maybe that thing that goes around.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh you're not that guy, But I'm like, you're not.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I went to Viory, I tried went on and that.
I went to Vieury and I tried one on and
I went what am I doing? And then I thought
that they had a fanny pack. Yeah, yeah, then they
had a fanny pack. I put the fanny pack on
like I can't, like, like, I'm not going to do this.
I asked my wife and she went, it's bad. So
(04:06):
I'm like, okay, I'll buy a wallet. So I went
on Amazon, and I don't know why men's wallets are
so gigantic, and I'm not. I don't want to be
a money clip guy because nothing annoys me more than
the douche who I'm at a recovery thing and the
basket goes around for people to put money in. Then
there's the million douchebags that are there that take out
(04:27):
their money clip and like lick their fingers and then
lick their finger and then they go click, Yeah, they
hit the click and they have twenty one they have
fifty one's with a twenty around it and they and
then they put one dollar in the basket. It made
me hate money clips forever. Really, I will not be
a money.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Clip Okay, cash you could just put your cards in
the money clip.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I will well, so I saw, so I asked Jamie
over here, young James, he's pretty hip with what's going
on in the world. He is and is young, he's
just young. And I said, James, what do you have
and he's got like a money clip, uh money clip
for cards. But it looks like a natural disaster weighing
to happen, like any moment, at any moment, these cards
(05:09):
will just come flying out. There's no First of all,
it's like this thick. It's like enoughl Why does he
have that? Man? Why does he have that many cards? Second,
there's no way he doesn't lose these things? And I
just can't trust it. I can't trust that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Is that true, Jamie? Do they fall out?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Nope? Do you have it on you right now? It's
such a lot o way to go because I got.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Pack empty pockets.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
How do you find a fanny pack that could go
around your tiny li? Oh? You do it over the thick?
So I thought about that, but because you imagine, I
think I want you guys to close your eyes. I
won't doose your eyes. Close, close your eyes. It's a
Wednesday at five am. I come walking in the studio
(05:59):
with a fanny pack strapped around my chest. How would
you three react to destroy you? You know? I don't
need that. No, I don't need that. While I wear
a blazer in here as well, I don't need that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't need Emily's likely seems like she wouldn't hate it,
but I would get destroyed.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm dying to go grab the seat thor wear, but.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I would be destroyed. So I ordered. So I go
on Amazon and I'm just like, all right, I ordered
a Amazon wallet.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you read the reviews.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I read the reviews. I had like thirty thousand reviews.
I read, well, it said minimalist card wallet, and I'm like,
all right, cool, this would be great because you So
I order it comes in I throw away in my
other wallet, so I don't have a wall. Now I'm
just willing neely with cards everywhere. That's what I really
what it is. I really only need my ID, my
driver's license, and my credit card. That's really all I need. Now.
(06:52):
I have my Costco card, the triple A card, my
pilot's license car I got. I don't have a route cards,
just a number. And one of the problems I had
with my card wallet before was that cars got very dirty.
So the bars on it, you know, wouldn't the chip
wouldn't read. That's all. It's frustrating. So I order comes
(07:12):
in two days ago and it is the size of
Emily's hand. What about this is a minimalist wallet? What
do you do on Amazon? What about this is a
minimalist wallet? A little? How psychotic is this? I'm sitting
on an angle. Why do I get wallets like this?
We can't do anything different? Why are men screwed like this?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh my god, Edie, that's like the size of the Bible.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, and that he has. You're sitting here on the
during the show.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
What you have in there?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
What do you have in there that you pocket the
whole show?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yes, I'm never without my wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Now I know why you have back pains all the time.
I mean, you're psychotic, dude. What do you need all that?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So many?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's bigger than my hand? At Amazon? I am mad
minimal list.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm mad at Amazon as well, because I thought once
he ordered it, that was the last we were.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Going to have to hear about it.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So he's talked about this multiple times two weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Emily, I don't understand why guys are put in this
wallet box like I could only carry a wall out
or a money clip. So then I thought, I'm not again.
Can you say you won't make fun of me if
I come in here with that things strapped around my
chest and like, could you grab that? I just want
to see what it looks like. Can you grab you?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You have one?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yes, sky, but she doesn't wear like you're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She puts it in her purse. What do you have
in here?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
A brick? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
The sky and that skuy on my tip. We keep
that in our person under the store, not.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Go through it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, tampons in there? Okay? Can you that time is passed?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What do you guys? What do you guys to your hip? No? No,
it doesn't look too bad for that guy sword. It's
not a fancy boy. I feel like it's gonna wrinkle
my shirt?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Can you do a little dance?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yea works, it just works, feral character. What do you do?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You can't figure?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
What if I did a fanny pack?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It works better?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
You lost a little l bs down there?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You know?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So I don't have like a it would be over,
it would be able to open my god?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
What is he?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Don't's this is a you guys don't like don't I
don't like that it wrinkles my shirt?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Wrinkles it?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You don't think? So? I need Emily Son to iron
it for me, Like, I feel like this guy would
be confused if you had to put on a seat belt. Yeah,
you know what I mean? Great heavy. So then I
thought it.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Freaking I don't think it's big enough for me. You're insane.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So then I thought, what if I'm one of these
cell phone wallet people's out? What about this? What about this?
So again I told my wife, I go, hey, I'm
thinking about getting this because that's what she has.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Stop talking about wallets.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's what she has for two weeks. And she goes,
you want to be a cell phone wallet guy? I go,
you have a cell phone wallet? And she goes, yeah,
but I'm a girl, So I didn't know it was
a guy girl friend.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And then I said and then she says she hates it,
but she has it because she knows she won't lose
her phone, but she'll lose her wallet. She can't she
legitimately can't carry around two things because she's not a
purse chick. Really, So like, so if I had a
cell phone wallet, would you guys be okay with that?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I feel like that is that the one that flips over?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Flips I thought you were thinking this the thing you
stick on the back that you just like, I.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Don't trust that. What if the sticky comes on glue.
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, this has been going on for two weeks. I'm
still at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I don't know what I'm going to have a wallet.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't use that.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I have this jack reach your novel that I carry around.
It's like, I don't like the way I sit. My
back hurts. Well, it's hurting my my perfect, perfect ass.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's too big, Like it's too big for your ass.
It's not I don't have an ass. It's not it's.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Not fair that I'm put in this, Like I said,
this wallet box where I only have such limited options,
and I don't think it's fair anymore for men. I
don't immerse. I can't because I'm gonna come in here
and get made fun. So I don't know what to do.
It sucks. I looked at Sky's thing, I looked at
the viewery thing, and it just didn't like, I can't
can't do that right, So I'm screwed forever. Well, I
(12:05):
wish I could just have everything on my phone, but
they don't. But not everything has Apple pay. I don't
Can you do a driver's license on your phone? I
don't know. It sucks, man, So I don't know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna turn this giant wall to Amazon,
and I gotta order something else.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Please stop talking about it.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I don't need to hear about it anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Any suggestions would be helpful.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Man.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
No, we just said we don't want to talk about it.
I don't over, I mean enough, all right over