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March 27, 2025 15 mins
We all walked in to work today with a surprise from Thor... The beard is gone and we can't handle it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What a jarring way to start the day. Huh.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I can't no, I mean it.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Doesn't.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's a stutter doing it.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh my god, what were you screaming? Stranger danger, stranger danger.
Cries down, stranger danger.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You still haven't made icons. I can't, like, I mean
you can no.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It like makes me feel too weird inside, like what
is it weird?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like like you know me for almost fifteen years. I
just want to throw that out there.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's the problem, that would be the problem.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
But okay, I can't.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
We all separately got a wonderful little treat this morning,
as when all of us arrived and walked into the studio,
we were hit in the face with a.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
New face, a new face, new face for randomly decided
to shave the beard. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now this is crazy because yesterday we literally were talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Beards now finds us?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes, And I did bring up the fact that I
noticed underneath the portion of his beard was kind of
jacked up, and I was like, what happened there?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And you said, you know where you were trimming up something.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
The hair under my chin was too. My wife has
a lot of issues with my face.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And we'll get into that.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
We'll get into that in a minute, and it was
too bushy, so I was trying to like shorten it
a little bit, and I think I screwed up and
I just completely took off a chunk around my neck
and I know you saw it. And what happened was
when Jamie posted the reel of me doing my meltdown
the show thor or the show Rock one five to
three on our Instagram, I paused it and I saw

(01:42):
how bad it looked, and I was like, I was embarrassed,
and I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It looked so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
So like I went back and forth all day about
shaving it or not, and I just decided.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I had to get rid of it because it was
that bad. People like it was. It was like a
giant bald spot.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
You could have like taken the more off the other.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Side, because then then it gets crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right then it's like I do that, and then I'm
doing this, and yeah, and I just felt like I
had to.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Do it, which was that that's a wild decision. But
I'll get into that in a second. But our reactions
were all basically the saying Emily said thought. First she
came I was back in the office, Emily said, she
was just doing her work normal, looked up and then
you saw it.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
And then I yeah, my mouth and then you guys
know as I do. Well, I was in my studio,
so Thor could hear it. Obviously their soundproof, but I go,
I always to myself, you know, mouth open face.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It was a lot. Oh my god. And then I
had to come in here and go, what the hell? Yeah,
so that was my reaction.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, so then you witnessed my reaction. It was the again,
it was a lot. I mean, well, I came in
here again. I don't my usual busy word. I'm not
making eye contact with that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
We don't even we don't even talk. Don't we talk
to look each other.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's wild because I watched the entire The minute I
saw Eddie open that door, I was glued to see.
I was like, I gotta watch this play out. And
I couldn't believe how long Eddie took to make eye
contact with Thor.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
He's set papers around, he's setting papers, I'm typing stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You never start talking until Thor leaves the studio. It
goes and gets his coffee. When he has his first
sip of coffee, he's able to speak and I know,
and I know, whatever the deal is, he'll he'll check
a bachelor or important things, you know, and so so
I know I'm not speaking to him. So I'm just
setting up my get my papers out, doing whatever. And

(03:36):
as I start to cross to go talk to Emily,
something at the corner of my eye catches me, and
I went, who is that sitting in that care and
what's going on with this this baby face? And I
see it and I do the holy what the hell happened?
And so that was my reaction. But we all were

(03:58):
waiting for the main event, the main attraction. She's ridiculous,
which is Sky, who cannot handle any kind of change.
If if I came in here wearing a ball cap,
which I never do, but if I wore a ball
cap in her today, you would, yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, Like even your sweatshirt days are a bit hard
for me because well we only get probably, I don't know,
maybe a dozen Max sweatshirt days all year long. So
when I see Eddie in a sweatshirt, it takes me
a second to adjust. But it's been twenty five years.

(04:35):
We get twelve of them a year, so I can
handle it. But like, change bigger than that, Oh no.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
So I was super pissed because I was walking back
to go get my coffee and then I saw Sky
come trotting down here, and oh damn. So I went
made my coffee as fast as I could, and I
literally sprinted back your hair. But I was like, I
know Sky to, she's not an eye contact person either,
so she's not going to notice it right away. And
so I was like, Okay, I think I have enough

(05:04):
time to get back here before she even sees it,
so that I could see her reaction. And Emily and
I had discussed it earlier too, of like should we
record Sky?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Should we? You know?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
And then I saw Emily leave the studio too, and
I was like, oh man, dang it, that sucks, you know, uh?
And then so I run in here and it happened.
Sky starts freaking out, screaming it's stranger danger. She's clothing
up her jacket so she can't look at it, jacket
like she's seeing like some sort of pedophile.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Something like, my jacket is a cloak. It's a barrier
between this.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It was crazy. It's a little still still won't look
at you, She still look at you.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
She can't like it.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I'm thinking I might get comfortable making eye contact around
nine am.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm going to need a minute just.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
To be clear, because my wife had a very similar reaction.
Oh wow, that the sky. Yeah, but my wife's reaction
was more negative, like this isn't the man I married
pretty much?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wow, she met you.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You didn't have I didn't have a beard in January
of twenty twenty three. Oh wow, I was looking. I
went back and looked, and I didn't have a beer.
So like im, and I'm going to grow it back.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I want.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I think it looks better. But my wife's whole thing
is she tries to be nice but also will slap
me in the face that comes.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
She'll be like, no, your beard just.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Kind of gave you a little jaw line and I
liked it, Or like, you have this thing under your
chin that your beard kind of covers. What does it
mean more from the you look younger from the front,
but from the side.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
You look a little older. Oh, my wife, that's rough.
This is my wife.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
So like I'm like, well, I mean, it's still my face,
and she would look at me and do what I'd
be like, look at me, like I can't even look
at you.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
It's my face. You don't like my face.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
You get used to seeing you a certain way, and
then you look so you look so different, like it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Were you better? Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I mean, well, I'm going to grow it back. I
am a little worried that it might take a long time.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, we're going to go through the patchy face again.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Do you remember how long it took last time? Not?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Did I take long? It took multiple times.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, So back to the reaction. I gotta get through
this so we all have our crazy reactions, right. Well,
Emily was a genius. I don't say this often.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Don't you just compliment to me.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Let's just go with that.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Emily was a genius.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I had no idea that she set up her phone
to record the studio the entire time, and so once
Sky got in here and the whole reaction that was
only witnessed by Thor because we weren't in here, Emily
recorded it.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't know she was recording it.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I had no idea I set it up leaning against
the tape dispenser.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Absolutely no idea you were doing that.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I knew.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I wanted to make sure no like pick my nose,
or something. I had no idea you were doing. I
mean I would.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, so you did. We posted her posted
on our Instagram, so you can go check out our
Instagram reel a Sky's reaction. Natural reaction her seeing Thor's
face for the first time, it is crap.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
She walks away from the camera and then she comes back.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Sky is no clue, well because again like Eddie, there's
no eye contact. So when I first come in, I
am expecting one thing, and what I'm expecting this morning
is what happens.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
And that's She's so ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
And that's more to be commenting on what I'm wearing,
harassing me about what I'm wearing.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So when I walk in, that's what's happening. And so
I'm looking down.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
He's talking about my shirt, like did you get that
from a child? Like whatever he's at it looks like
it's from like you wear that little or something. And
so I'm like, oh, I was expecting this, and then
all of a sudden, I look up and I can't.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You can't to the point.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Where if you watch this video back on our social
you'll see that I actually jump out of the frame
of the camera because I like yeah, like when there's
you know, some sort of criminal in a room and
you back as far away into the corner as possible.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, that is what happened.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
You were revolting, yeah, and seeing Yes.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
And then I just start screaming, like if there was
audio involved, as I'm in the corner and you can't
I'm screeching, is what I'm doing. That And then we
have to happen and to yourself, and you have to
have the conversation of why this happened. But I can't

(09:50):
look at him, So that's when I covering it. I
go to the move of holding up my jacket to
talk to him through my jacket so I can hear
where his beard, but I don't have to look at him.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'd like to do a quick experiment. Okay, for.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No three seconds, I can't three. I want you to
stare at his face.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I mean, it's not my face. Count three three seconds.
Granted I don't have an upper lip right now. I've
been I've been told by my wife.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
That for three seconds you must stare at his face.
Ready on the count of three, and then for three
seconds eye contact one, two, three, one.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I mean you're laughing at my face. Two, there's so
much of it. I have so much face. Oh my god,
this is my My wife is actually worse. White skin. Yeah,
when the sun doesn't.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
See that portion that's a white face, it's gonna be
a little you know.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, talk about like little things are weird, like I
was because I haven't you know, I had a clean
shaven face a couple of years. So like I was
like brushing my teeth and then I go to put
water in my mouth and the water hit it's my
skin freaked out at chili chi chill coming.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So can I ask you?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Did you not tell her you were doing it beforehand?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I asked her, Oh you did? I asked her.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I wouldn't just do it because I wouldn't want her
to just do that. So you know what I mean,
even though I am as a man, I felt like
I needed to do that, but but no, I I
asked her, and we both agreed. It looked so bad
with the mistake I made.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The decision to shave it, I think is insane because
it's gonna take you longer to grow the whole thing.
I get it, rather than just the patch that I
just felt so stupid.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I watched that clip on our Instagram of me, and
it was when I had a fanny pack on and
I was twirling Freddy.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I watched and that's what I watched.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I watched it probably fifty times, took a picture of it,
and it kept zooming in on it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I was a little insecure about it. Little.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
It shocks me because, honestly, that whole conversation about beards
yesterday was how you guys are realized for life, how
you guys realize No.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, I'm growing it back. Man. Until I see it,
I don't believe it, and then.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Grow guarantee on how that puppy's gonna grow.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
So the first time I ever did a beard, it
didn't grow great. I think you all remember that. It
was a rough time.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
It was patchy, so I completely shaved it, and then
I think, and then it grew back. In the twenty
twenty three it was a little thicker and not as patchy,
and I've had it ever since.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
So I'm hoping this goes back. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
And now I have my twenty year reunion in August.
I'm hoping I have a full beard.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
By that, I mean, dude, that's what like five months away.
So we were talking about going to Thailand.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Maybe, remember we were talking about that yesterday in the show,
talking about we were talking about going to Thailand.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Turkey getting a plant. Sorry Thailand, boy.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, second career, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
But I know I was looking up beer, I was
looking at beard oil and the roller.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh Jesus to stimulate.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Now, here's the only concerned for I'm so concerned as you.
It's gonna get it you get older. Yeah, what you
remember what happened with Matt Lower. Matt Lower shaved his
head once, okay, yeah, and it would never His hair
didn't grow back. Really, his hair didn't grow back and
it just stayed. Yeah, I don't know what the deal was.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You don't think it's gonna go back? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I mean, I'm nervous, man, I'm thirty eight. Listen, we're
getting there. It's gonna grow on my face. Ain't ever
going away. I'm gonna risk it.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I am not looking forward to the like two weeks now,
it's gonna be patching it.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's disgusting. I get that there. And that won't make
you insecure.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
This, no, because that will that will be like hey,
I'm growing out my beard. I can just tell everybody
I'm growing my beard this. Yeah, this is this. I
hate shaving like I hate it. Like so, like while
I was shaving, I would saying to myself, I'm growing
it back.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
This is the worst thing ever I hate. How long
do you think that hatch thing would have taken to
grow back? A couple of weeks? Yeah, so like think
about that.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Like, honestly, I didn't notice it. I did not notice
it all. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but like I said,
he could have just thinned it out.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Under you wouldn't have been able to do it. But
another like I would have definitely been able to try
to help you out.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Did you definitely not? But are you doing beard work?
You did cut my He did cut my hair once
and it was horrific.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Excuse me, I do remembers, and this is bad.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
This is bad. Well here we are, this is our
the next generation. I mean, I'm good. You know, in
two months I looked at him.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Can you imagine all the people because we have a
client thing today, the comments.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Get ready, it's over.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I thought about that after it was done, I almost
kept the mustache for everybody out.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
That would have been. I almost I was this close
to keeping a mustache.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Mustache I would have got home.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
He has a mustache.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, but I'm used to that p thing.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, so

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