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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We were very excited. We made the announcement yesterday that
the show's p one Easter Egg Hunt is back at
Dave and Busters in Mission Valley. It's going down on
Friday morning, April eighteenth, So that's always the Friday before
Easter where we have the Easter Egg Hunt. And it
is an adult only Easter Egg Hunt, Thank you very much,
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something that we created a very long time ago. Well
we're mad, mad or jealous, I'm not really sure. Yeah,
I didn't appreciate the fact that kids are the only
ones that get to have East eg Hunts. Well, then
we found out Emily still has Easter egg Hunts, which.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is weirds her rich ants put like a million dollar
bills a million dollar Emily. Remember when Emily ripped one
from her son.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, she stole the Golden egg.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
When spot at the Golden Egg, I found it, there's
a twenty spot in there.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And you pushed the kid down or something. Anyway, Yes,
that's what it's based on. Our Easter Egg Hunt, where
you can win all kinds of different prizes, like the
prizes this year are crazy. Tons of concert tickets like
the Black Keys, Creed Ghost, we have SeaWorld tickets, we
have tickets to the San Diego FC padres tickets. We
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have a five hundred dollars Unicorn Jewelry gift card in there.
So I mean the prize is this this year our
next level. But you got a pre register sign up
at Rockquano five three dot com, pick the heat you
want to be in and if you want to come down,
We're also gonna be raffling off a grand prize from
Sequand Casino Resort, which is an overnight state for two
with a few food and beverage credit as well. Spots
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are limited, so I would definitely go register at Rockqueo
five three dot com two day. So Sky is legendary
with her lack of sex drive, Yeah, I'd like.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
You know, I really like in movies and stuff, they
show like, you know, the chick who's the cougar or
or the woman who hits her forties and just can't
get enough sex. So I've been like waiting for that
that time to come because in the movies it has
happens to like every woman when they hit a certain age.
I'm forty seven and I think forty can you shut
(02:07):
up with your forty eight? And it hasn't happened yet,
so I know that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I think that train is I left the station.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I don't know if it's in the cards for me.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I was waiting because I'm like, oh, this is so sad.
You know, my husband wants it. I'm not as into it,
but there's gonna be a day where I'm gonna be
that horny old lady.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Sad.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
My husband is really sad.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It is what it is. So you've gone to crazy
links before to avoid having sex, Like you refuse to
let the boo come to our Halloween party brow Ball
every year because it's on a Friday night. Yeah, you
work a double, as you like to say, and you
don't want to have sex after the party.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, which is so crazy. So this past Booball, my
wife showed up, I say, boo Ball. This past brew Ball,
my wife showed up as her as her mistress page.
And then we went back to the room and had
like the best night ever. And I, you know, I
just I don't understand why you because she was tipsy,
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she had the wig on.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It was crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, you know what I did that night at Sequon.
I had the best night ever too. I left the party,
played the slot machines by myself for about a half hour,
went up to the room, took a hot shower, and
went to bed.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Hell yeah, best night ever.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes, put your arms down.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Stop, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Every year, hey, is the boot coming?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And that's the response.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
He doesn't even get an invite at this point, because yeah,
I want to say all of our spouses come. I
want to say it was our Halloween party of two
thousand and five.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, it was maybe two thousand and eight. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The last one that I saw the boot is the
one where where you came as the Tijuana hooker.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yes, that is before I was on the show.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I've never seen the boo at a party show party.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, it's a scene.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
So there's an old school story about the war and
the Tijuana hooker, and.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
One year we really enjoyed that story a.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Lot, Bobby, Yes, yes, legendary.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So legendary, and so decided to stress.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
As said hooker for our party, and that happened to
be the year my husband was there, and that led.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
To a you're going to be a hooker. He's going
to use that.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah, he's going to be excited all night long. But again,
I've worked a double.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Double. No, we didn't do we didn't broadcast.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We didn't do a broadcast that year.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
But the party is the double, the double.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Event at work as a prostitute, and I'm drunk, but
am I not?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think? So you're a working girl.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There was that. I but not win a party end.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, so you do a lot of things to avoid sex, yes,
but this one is borderline insane. I don't think so
of what you're about to do.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I mean, I don't recommend this for everybody. It depends
on your personal relationship with this person. But so as
I documented, I am forty seven, not forty eight, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Eddie, and I am starting to go through some changes,
oh hormones.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Some say it's the change.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, Eddie, that's what it's looking like.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
And for all you people out there who you know again,
watch movies and think, oh the change, menopause is something
that what is like a week and then you're done
with it. No, this is like a five to six
year process of women's hormones changing. Weird things happening to
your body.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But you were crazy before, but you've definitely gone bananas
a lot, like three or four.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, thanks, thanks for saying that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So it's a hot flash.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, more annoying.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Excuse me, that's not nice. It's okay, excuse me. I
can still hear you. Sorry hearing, I mean still hear you.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Self help books. God, you know what it helps, trying
to improve yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh yeah, was listening to the Secret this morning. Can
you believe I haven't even read The Secret yet? And
by read I mean listen to.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
From like the nineties.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, inspirational but anyway, so yeah, so lots
of changes happening. So unfortunately, I am now a regular
visitor to my gynecologist because okay, you don't have to
regular well, like as before, you go like once a year.
But when you start having weird hormone things and they
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want to try out different like hormone therapies, you're you're
doing quite a few visits to try and tinker and
see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
So I was there.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
We were tinkering the other day.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Like thinking about a guy to called his tinker.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's exactly what I had, and he's using a little
chi GY's got going down there?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Has me use this so long?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, so they have to like start cranking it up.
They got to crank it up.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Crank it up, you get to go. You see lots
of gears moving.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, two people on either side. Okay, really, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Bro? I gets an old.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Stupid so been a regular visitor and fun fact me.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Regular visitors such an object my guide like a punch
card for.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Should subject last year?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Honestly I should because before that it's your annual great
see you next year by. But the cool thing about
my GUYO is I've known her since like day one,
since you know, pre Loveland being bored. She's the one
who delivered Loveland. We got a hysterical story about that.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So we got poor.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah she's seen a lot retirement.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, yeah, I bet she's seen a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay I have to say it.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Like that and look me up and down. Okay, you
don't have to do that.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
So we you know, we talk kind of like friends,
you know, oh my god, a bit more casual.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Than other people.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
So sometimes she'll share stories with me about her husband
and yeah, well she has a stay at home as well,
who raises the kids.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's a thing.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, you thought the boo was the.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Only one kids are they are they twenty like yours?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Okay, my kid is fifteen, and yes, you're right, her
kids are quite a bit younger.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Okay. And there's multiple of the.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Feels like Sky asked her about her lady parts too,
like totally jumps the line of questions you should ask
your doctor.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well does your does yours? Do that?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
So so we're chatting and I'm letting her know about how,
you know, we have the week off of work coming up,
and about how my daughter is going to be at
school because it's not her spring break and blah blah
lah lah.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
We're talking all this kid's stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
And then I realized, I go, oh crap, I'm going
to be home with the boo without the daughter.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, I I.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
See, I see him right now, already warming up the
spot and making a line of cocktail like a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It's for you know, some alone time, if you will.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
But as I as I mentioned, we're mid tinker. You know,
we we got some tinkering to do things. We're working
things out, you know, we're trying to get things working better.
And that's what I say to her, I go, I
don't know if you've ever done this before, but do
you think you could write a note to my husband
just letting him know that, you know, I probably shouldn't
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be having sex for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Out. You're getting a doctor's note for no sex.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
And the face Thor has is the face she had
for a second of the like like trying to process
the words. Just that just came out of my mouth.
And that was a sky moment of where I was like, oh,
should I not have said that?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Are we not that cool?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And so she has a weird face and then she
laughs and then she takes out her prescription path no.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But she probably it's the joke right likes.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well, so she writes it and then at the bottom
she puts in like parentheses, this is not a real prescription.
This was requested by your wife, smiley face, because she
knows the hobby too. You know, she's note him for
years and smiley face. And then she handed it to me.
So I think I may have gone too far because
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she did it, which I you know, jokingly. Clearly he's
not going to buy the I can't have sex, which
sucks because she put the smiley face on it, right.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's white out.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Then think about that. His eyes are really bad. He
may not notice the white out on there. But but
she laughed, and she, you know, basically said, yeah, I
don't actually do that. That's not something we do. You know, like,
if you are actually having issues with sex, that's another
discussion we could have.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It could be in like those notes, you know how
they have notes on there like you, oh you're visit
summer yeah whatever, Yeah, you know, no sex for a
certain amount of time or no heavy lifting. Yes, you know,
that's where they would put something like that. They don't
write prescriptions for no sex, Sky doctors.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Hoping it would look more official. But she really let
me down. And now the heirdest.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Part about this is that this whole conversation is probably
going on with her sitting down and Sky's legs in
the air, and then she's in the startups and then
she puts her welding mask back on and goes, Sky,
we're going back in.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Get under the hood. You're the worst. No, you honestly,
you know, honestly, what