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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh. So we are about to head off in different
directions for our spring break coming up here next week.
We told you Sky is in Oregon. What I don't
know doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That texting back? This will never never, never be like
he's going to bring this up for years.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, you better text her like, hey, you better send thorts.
If you get a text today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I would annoy me because I'll know she had texted her.
All right, this isn't good, No, it's bad.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah. So we're off doing different things. The person doing
the biggest thing, which is insane is Emily. Yeah, who
doesn't ever leave. She loves her staycations. But you're going
to Hawaii, going to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We're going to Mali tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Spot Huh, I don't we keep saying this. We we
love the place that we.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Stay and not going to once. Yeah, yeah, you think
you're going to Maui. Why would you change places? Eddie
goes to Mali's stay at the same hotel?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Did it twice?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Twice? Other places? Because when I go to Hawaii, yeah,
change it up. It's so many different islands, so many
different places, to say, so many different beaches. I've been
a while a couple of different times because we went.
I been. I've been.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I've been three other times before that before I was
on the show Mom, yes, twice before once with my mom,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So I've been to other places. But we just really
love this resort. We stayed that. It's very I would
change it up, That's all I'm saying. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I keep saying that it bother you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know why, because because it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Thor is doing crazy stuff. He's like bouncing around, He's
going all over like like different things. But quick trips.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right, We're flying to Catalina Monday and l A after that,
and then we may fly to Sedona Tuesday, like fly ourselves.
And then on Wednesday I bought tickets to San Francisco
to go to San Francisco Giants game with my wife.
We found cheap tickets and then we'll come back Wednesday
and the rest of.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The one day trip to San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, let's go to the Giants game. I would like
to fly myself there, but the weather is weird, so
so yeah, we're gonna see that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What are you gonna do in Sedona?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Haley wants to I don't know, it's supposed to be gorgeous.
My mom loves Sedona.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
They go, yeah, but what is this guy gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're great.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's when you like go out in nature, roma, rock formations, massages,
that's what kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's what I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, we're gonna like we'll land, well, land, we'll get
something to eat, and then we'll do it like a.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Trail darkness retreat something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh yeah, Aahuaska. But I'm really talked about Catalina though,
because I wanted to land at that airport for a
long time. And then once I do that, once I
can do it. What are you gonna do Catalina? Like,
go get lunch and stuff. That's go get lunch, getting out.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I heard there's a blue whale floating around somewhere, so
you can go check that out. We see it. No
thanks me. I am flying up north to go to
my family's place or you know, my old hometown and
stuff like that for my nephew's wedding, which is happening tomorrow.
I have not been back to my hometown of Gilroy
(03:03):
in over ten years. My daughter, who's fifteen now, I think,
has been there once when she was like a baby
obviously doesn't remember it. My son's never been really never
been up there. Oh wow, So it's crazy to think about.
Will you drive by your family home? Do you think,
I don't know, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
To do that and show the kids where you don't care.
I think more cool would be to travel by the
first street McDonald's. Now you're talking. That would be the
real thing. This is where dad made his name. Honestly
manage at the age of fifteen.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
If there's not a sign up saying home of assistant manager,
legendary assistant manager at the age of fifteen Eddie Papani,
I'll be pissed.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You if you if you go to that McDonald's, can
you please take a picture of you You have to
you have to go there, or do video record yourself
going through the driver If you go through the drive
through in your courself, will you tear up a little bit?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I do get annoyed when you drive into my home
town of gil Ray it does say home of former
NFL football star Jeff Garcia.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What about you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm a pretty big deal. You know, there's not a
lot of stuff that came out of Gilroy.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know, it's a small town.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't get nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, you don't get nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, I'm more of a San Diego now.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Anyway, any chance the other McDonald's is still there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Tenth Street, I believe tenth. I don't know, don't quote me.
I do think they closed once our outlets opened up
and like the in and out opened up, just crushed them,
crush them. So yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna drive by.
I'll see stuff. I don't think i'm gonna have time
because we're coming back on Sunday, so I don't think
(04:44):
i'm gonna have time to go over to the old
family stab or even see if I have time, I'll
see if I have time, I don't know, we'll see.
But yeah, it's gonna definitely be weird. But going in
for the wedding all that stuff. So I leave today now.
Our flight is at four pm.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Four pm.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'll be honest with you, I'm already freaking out.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
A freaking out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You have over twelve hours over twice.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Here's the thing is that I'm fine, but my kids
are in.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
School, so surprised you even said them.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I there's been some talk. There's been some talk what
does that even mean? Well, I mean, do they have
to go to school today?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Like they just got done with spring break?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So no, they're about to start spring yes, yes? Oh wow.
So here's the thing is that my daughter should be fine.
She gets out at one fifteen. So my thought is, okay,
we'll go pick her up and then go right to
the airport. My son is a little trick.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You'll get there one.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here's the thing. Can you chill out? Yes? Serious, you
guys chill out? Okay. I gotta then pick up my son,
who we have to pull him because he doesn't get
out till three thirty. Yeah, so we have to pull
him no matter what. So what time? So here's where
the issue is between me and my wife. Jack gets
out of lunch at twelve forty five and I say, well,
(06:24):
why don't we just late lunch. It's from it's like
twelve to twelve forty five or something like twelve fifteen
to twelve forty five.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think, yeah, we had lunch and score at like
ten am.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, that's it was very stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That wasn't just like a first break, no, because it
was like ten forty Yes, no, we have like yeah,
lunch started depending on your period at like ten thirty
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, so his is like twelve fifteen to twelve four's
great lunch. So I thought to myself, well that's great
right after his lunch. Yeah, just come, We'll pick him
up and then go swing by pick up my daughter
and then we're off. And she's like, wait, so we're
gonna get him first? Yeah, she wants to get Taylor
first and then go pick up jack And I'm like,
(07:03):
are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Wait? Wouldn't you does not make sense though, because you
have to pass. Oh no, Jackson doesn't go to school
in the mace anymore. No, No, he's over because of
when luncheons. That makes way more sense to do that
than that, right.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But she's like, well, he can still go to his
next period and still get some stuff here. He'll be
fine and blah blah blah. And I'm like, no, no, no,
So you want to pull him that early. Listen, here's
the tricky part. The thing that you guys aren't considering.
We're where are you flying Southwest? And I have not
(07:40):
flown Southwest in a long time. We always fly Alaska
Terminal Terminal two. So the fact that we're flying out
of Terminal one for the first time since the expansion
and all that stuff. I don't know what's going on
over there. I don't know what to expect. I don't
know what I mean. It's not that here's the thing
is that they have this new parking structure and you
(08:01):
can like reserve your spot now and all that stuff. Yes,
and so we did that. So I don't know where
it even is. I don't know what I'm doing. Is
there gonna be a trickiness with that? I'll tell you
what they're they They've changed it. Remember when I dropped
my wife off a terminal Terminal one and I missed
it twice because there was two different signs for terminal one,
(08:22):
and like it was really confusing, and I guess they
changed it. I guess they changed it now where there's
like multiple because I dropped her off recently at the
airport and there's like three or four different Terminal one signs.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Now they've completed. People must have been complaining.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
See what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
People must have been complaining.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Do you see what I am saying? That it is
there's could there's room for there is gonna be a
little bit of traffic spring break. I hear that it's
a little bit busier. I think this is prudent to
get there.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Earth did you pack yet? Oh yeah, oh yeah, suitcases
zipped up.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I mean, come on by the front door to who
are you talking to? I gotta get all the kids
stuff because they're at the school, and so I got
to pack all their stuff into the car. I gotta
get all my stuff into the car.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So when you start stressing, I just told you, I'm
already freaking have even stressing since your eyes open this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Thinking about it. The more the clock ticks, the more
I'm like, I don't care. I freaking wish I was
there already.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't care why you can't. I don't care why
you can't just put everything in the car, get jacket two,
get tailor at two, at.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Two, and then just go right to the airport. First.
Give me two forty.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
My flight's at four an hour and twenty minutes on Southwest.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's check.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, and your tsa free check. I mean that's more
than God.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Thank God.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is your brocket structure?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Do you have to take a shuttle or I don't know?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's my point, Emily, do you just walk over. I
don't know. I think you could just walk over. That's
how it is. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Is there a tram I don't know. Terminal one open? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The new terminal one does, yes? Oh, the new one
is open. Yes, that's where I'm wow. That's what freaking well,
this is exciting, freaking just can't go well, seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Earliest I can get there the booth and I'll be
chilled once I'm through. I'm chill.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But your kids are gonna miss valuable learning time.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I mean, who cares?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And it's the day they get out of his first spring?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yes, to watch a movie today?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Like give me a fatty actually one, it's gonna happen.
Pull him Jack is done at lunch. Then I'm going
to get why don't you just pull him before lunch
at twelve fifteen? If? What does he need? If? I
would love that?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Can you call that?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What are you not going to cut that he leaves
for lunch?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I would yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Like why let him go to lunch?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Here's the hard part is that then I'm just sitting
in the parking lot waiting for Taylor today.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
So oh, because you're gonna have the car pack.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It all makes sense, it's all timing wise. At twelve
forty five, it works perfectly. But I'm getting pushed back.
His chick thinks she is.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And how are you going to be when you get
to the school and you go to take him out
and there's like a delay? Are you going to be stressing?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I might. I might go to THEE. I might go
to the office and go, hey, get this kid over here.
We gotta go, we gotta go. We're on the clock.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sit they're eating his lunch.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He's Peanu, Jelly Wator whatever he daily dallies.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
He knows better. It's not cool, man,