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April 4, 2025 15 mins
We know Thor knows hot guys, well we found a list that ranked the hottest male celebrities of all time and Thor had some opinions
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are all well aware of Thor's Yummiest Guys Listen guys.
Every year. Every year he creates this list based on
People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive pick for their cover. He
got so offended by their picks that he created this
now annual list.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, where this would be. We started in twenty twenty one,
so this would be year four in November. Do you
want to go through the last four list?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, whait this is actually gonna be your five because
this would be the fifth list. Wow, five year anniversary November.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Everybody's celebrating.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're ready for that. Remember Glenn Powell is the reigning champion.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, I know, he made a big deal about that. Yeah,
this this year's list the first time. Little disappointing. You're
little disappointment. People were commenting on you know, what is
this guy doing?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
The list?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is it not Austin Butler? You put it?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Everybody's that coming. That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Change it up, terrible job, got to change it up.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
But listen, du it happens to twenty twenty five. Were
only four months.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
In, babe, don't call it babe. So uh, he puts
a lot of thought and I want to start feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I start thinking about it on January first, Well, anyone
from this new Superman movie makes.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Can you can? I finish my sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So hype?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, he's hyped.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
This guy's out of.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Control, and this is all over good looking guys. Yes, okay, yes,
the man knows his good looking guys.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And it's the hot what is it? Hottest?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Best guys looking? And it's not just about looks, stature,
whether you have the IT factor, how big you are
that year, how much money did you bring into Hollywood?
How's your social media game? It's all encompassing.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
There was some big names that have always made your
list that didn't make it this year. Yeah, we were
stun Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Tom Cruise because the last Mission Impossible wasn't great and
he really didn't do anything else. George Clooney, my former
family member, I mean married one of my third cousins,
didn't make the list. Yeah, it was those are staples.
Those were staples.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Iatris album Tom did as the next Mission Possible movie
out this year? Does he have a shot?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean, if it's good, if it's good and it's
a hit, I don't see how he doesn't make the
list at Wow, I know he's getting up there, so
this made this scary. This may be his last but
he's dating allegedly almost so that immediately that's insane. That
immediately puts him on the list. Wow, because she's number one,

(02:48):
he's on the rate on my list. Yeah, but you
don't look at women. No, he doesn't do a woman's list. No,
I don't need to. What was Bradley Cooper on the list?
I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't think this year. But he did not make
He's been in before.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Bradley did not make the list. Oh, it didn't make
it last year either.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Made it in twenty twenty three?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
B coop?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, Wow, made it in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, he's got work to do. Huh.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, and he was ten in twenty twenty three, so
barely make it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh wow, we step it up, b okay. So this
is interesting. This is some sort of competing list against
you thorpe because somebody has put out the hottest male
celebrities of all time? Now number one.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Immediately, I think we can all agree who number one is.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I know who you're gonna say. I don't disagree.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, Pitt, it's got to be Brad Pitt. It has
to be Brad Pitt. Gorgeous man's to this day. He's
in his sixties and he's still the best looking guy around.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Did he make your list?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, he came in twenty twenty four, number seven. He
dropped a little bit still though, Yeah, but what is
he doing? He came out the movie with Clooney that
didn't really do and that was it, right, Yeah, so
he needs more than that. I get it's not just
about looks. Emily.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
This this hottest male Celebrities of all time, though, was
voted by the public, So I feel like there's a
lot of recency biased.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, one hundred percent. One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean, oh, you don't even want to hear it well,
because like, who, you know, we're not gonna have people
that are good looking in the sixties, who knows, No,
I don't know even in the eighties or nineties.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's gonna be all these teeny boppers are like what
these these YouTube influencers, You're like, was mister beasts gonna
be on therena be pray as a turd?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
What are you angling for? Frankie avalon to be on
this list, like you try to get George Hamilton, Clark
Cables not making it. I don't think so. I don't
see him. I don't see him. So this is already
gonna be upsetting to you. I know it. I know
this isn't gonna go well, This is not gonna go well. Well,
he says. Number one of all time is Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Pit In. The Hottest male Celebrities of all time comes
in sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I mean, come on, sixty. How could anyone take this serious?
Six How can anyone takes its bad?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's bad?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Like? Why would who brought us this list today? Like?
Was this a Jamie jamis guy's Jamie try to be funny?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, I mean bring us this stupid vote? He didn't vote,
but I mean ranker. It's like, all voted.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Do you need me to do a hottest guy list
of all time of all time?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
All right, he wanted to.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It would be number one, though, yeah, who would be
number two? In your opinion? Yours not yours?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Doesn't matter woman, I mean honestly, because you got to
think about their prime. Denzel has a shot, uh clooney obviously.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
George Clooney in the Hottest Male Celebrities of All Time
comes in seventieth.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I mean, that's just a slap of the face. Is
there a more charming man in the history of human race?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Charming?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Is there a more charming man in the history of
the human Probably? Yes, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Imagine having a conversation with that guy. Don't have anyone
ever left a conversation with that guy saying saying anything
other than Wow, he's amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It just depends if you bring up politics.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
But even then he would charm your pants off because
he'd be like, listen, we disagree, but what's a cocktail
costa migos for those who drink it?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You don't drink.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
He would get me to drink because he's that charming.
You would relapse, just if you're talking to George Clute some.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Other one of your favorites. But Tom Cruise didn't do
so well.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
That's crazy. I mean, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I mean, Tom in the eighties was the biggest sex
symbol there was.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Still in the nineties. Jarry McGuire.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely. Tom comes in in the Hottest Male
Celebrities of All Time sixty first that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I can't even I want to know so badly. It's
to be these idiot influencers, like these idiot YouTubers that
don't do anything but like steal content and like don't
do anything funny and eat.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, it's not guys like that.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
But there's a couple of musical artists on here. There
are some actors that I wasn't I don't know their name,
but then I know of them when Jamie told me
like younger, like young young that's crazy again it's recentcy,
But yeah's voting for this, that's stupid. Yeah, take it easy.

(07:31):
Another one of your staples on your list. He just
album comes in at seventy two. Not great.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Another guy that used to make your list no longer
on your list, the rock Yeah, comes in fifty fourth
higher than Cruise.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I don't see it pretty? What about see it? What
about my god? I just had a brain fart here.
What about Chris Hamsworth?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
First of all, it's Hemsworth. Tell you this every time.
He is a former number one.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, and uh right, no in uh twenty three, Yeah,
you're right, he was number one.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I know more about your dumble listening. No, no no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Twenty twenty two, it was Cruise. Twenty twenty three, it
was Helmsworth. It's Worth twenty twenty four it was Powell.
So only once, Okay, Chris hems helms Worth, thank you.
Helmsworth comes in as the number one hottest male celebrity

(08:33):
of all time. Really former number one on your list?
Now he's a great follow on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You follow Chris Hemsworth for what.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't know. He's always doing fun stuff but he's
always like he's always like diving and like rockswhymings like
it's crazy. But yeah, I think that, uh his wife
is hot too well, I think I don't number one,
number one. You should be top five, but not over Brad.

(09:03):
I mean, come on, Kings, when you think best looking
guy in Hollywood, who do you immediately think? No one
says wow, he's good looking at any year when no
one says wow, he's just looking at Chris Hemsworth. Look,
Brad Pitt like.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sound a little dated, sound a little it's an expression
that it was an expression undated.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
He's about to come out with a new movie about
Indy car racing. It's going to be massive and he'll
be back on top. Okay, F one, look at four?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, F you you're not going to take this news?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, what do you have? He can't take any more?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Does Joe Jonas number two break your reigning and defending champion?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
GP?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Is your boy, Glenn Powell? And you would think recency bias.
This guy is probably going to be two three. The
next said, did you hear Tom's giving him advice on
how to run?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Because we all know Glenn's going to be in the
new Mission Impossible movies.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Glenn is going to be in the new Running Man.
They're remaking Running Man, and Tom Cruise tells him, hey, dude,
make sure you tape yourself running so you know how
you look because Tom runs like an idiot. Wow, watch
your good advice. It's good advice. Glenn Powell and the
Hottest male Celebrities of all time comes in eighty fifth.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean that's just beyond ridiculous. Did you see he
was on the Today's Show yesterday Our nine for some
reason or Our ten Celebrity. I don't think he's with
Sidney Sweeney right now. I mean, come on, sucking forb
that's that's insanity. Okay, that's insanity. I don't even want to.
I can't, I don't even care.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm gonna go over some of the bigger names that
are not in the top ten. Mark Wahlberg, how you
doing fifty ninth, Keanu Reeves Sky would be pissed, Yeah, fiftieth,
uh oh thor your boy. Dave Franco made the list.
Dave Franco thirty five. No no, Brad Brad Pitt's sixteen.

(11:08):
But Dave is above Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Dave, Dave Franco, Dave's on will mention every year, lesser
of the Francos. Yeah, oh yeah, Frank. I love Dave Franco.
Dreamed to meet him.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I have met him. I know you met him. Where'd
you have Gosling last year?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Gosling? Gostly?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean number two?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Gosling was three last year and the year before that,
I asked the year before. I don't need to know
that too, so he hasn't taken that taskba.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, Gostling twenty ninth. B Coop who you asked about?
Bradley Cooper twenty sixth, Johnny Depp twenty fifth. Oh god,
I mean back in the day he was he was
a but he is massive so twentieth Leonardo DiCaprio twenty.
That's not a top tenor I mean, girls would literally.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Do anything to happen. No, you do anything to do
with him? What he's uh?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Channing Tatum, former guy on Your Life, Leo fourteenth, Get
the hell out of here. I'm sorry, said it, meant
it top ten. You're not gonna like this. This is
a good friend of mine. Coming in at number ten,
Shawn Mendes Sean Mendez good friend of mine. Over, Well,

(12:28):
he's not a good friend of yours.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Ad you guys saw each other in the hallway once
to hear at iHeart Sean. You guys gave each other
the head.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, what's this up? Good friend of mine? Kids, gorgeous,
He's going through it right now. It's got some issues
going on. But love Sean, Love Sean. Coming in number
nine as a guy. I had no idea who it was.
Jamie had to look it up for me. Dylan O'Brien, Huh,
I don't know who that is. I've already forgotten who
that is. Which one was that Jamie put it up

(12:55):
on the thing.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
If I if the three of us don't know who
you are, you shouldn't be on this.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
List, but you could be good looking. You could be
good looking.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
And if you've been looking, I'm sorry. Oh that's Percy Jackson.
Oh god, it's a kid from Percy, so obviously a
young little girl we're voting for this.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Number eight is another guy I wasn't really sure if
I've heard the name, but I couldn't place him. Jensen Eccles.
You know that is this is the stupidest you know,
Jensen Eccles.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
He's not even that a C K l E. S. Supernatural, Yeah,
that's why. And the boys. This list sucks. Ye, yeah, totally.
This guy's better looking than Brad Pitt. He's pretty gorgeous.
Number seven Superman Henry Cavill. No love for Henry. No,
he should be on the list, Okay, of all time?

(13:48):
And this this sucks. I can't even lookt to this list.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Coming in number six is a guy that you used
to love. No longer you find him attractive. Oh I
know who you h was on the list. He was low.
He was like twenty eighth. Coming in number six, Zach Efron.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well he changed his face. I mean that's not my fault.
He doesn't look No, he looks weird now, I don't know.
He had a perfect face and then he changed it.
Take it easy, like it's like Tiger changing his swing
and his prime. What do you think it crazy? Why?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Number five? A guy who was on your list? I
don't remember if he made your list this here or not.
Michael B.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Jordan's Michael B did make the list.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
He was on the list of here.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, and he's got a new movie coming out called Sinners. Yeah,
I know with ley Steinfelsh it looks good.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
What number did he come in on yours?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Number six?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Five?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, that was pro pascal.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Number five, okay, number four on the Hottest Male Celebrities
of All Time? Ryan Reynolds, Where you got right? Guy?
You got right guy on your list?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't think he was on the list.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
He did, he had a big year.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's twenty four. Sorry, Renald did not make my list?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Are you in? Kelsey was ten?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Travis? Yeah? Uh no, Ryan, I mean he was sorry,
read it wrong, moron, moron, I know your list better
than number two.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yes, he was huge.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Sorry, my apologies.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm pissed coming in at number three. This is wild.
The lesser of the Hemsworth brothers. Liam number three honest
celebrity of all time over Brad Pitt. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Annoyed.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Number two uh, former member of Realist. I don't think
you made it this year, Chris Evans.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, he didn't make it this year.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Not.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And then number one was Hemsworth Chris Worth. Did the
other brother make it? The third Steve yeah, I agree.
This was a pretty terrible list. Thanks Jamie,

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