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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime here we are, Yes, buckle
up for this. You're about to experience this show. How
would you like to get down with some real gangsters.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brak nor strong.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The enforcer thor am I negative all the time? Yeah?
Do I have issues?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classy.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's show and it starts right there.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
All right, we are back back from our spring break.
Would we go to the river where we're headed at.
It's so cool that, you know, when you go at
spring break, you know the river? You know, it is
pretty crazy. When we go on a vacation and Emily

(01:01):
does the most that is that something's wrong in the universe,
because that doesn't make any sense. It isn't that up. Yeah,
we'll get into, of course, everybody's vacations and what we
all did. Sky. Of course, Hi was in Oregon. We
found out about that. She left two days before our vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I needed more.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You needed more organ not enough time. We need more
time to unpack all that so that we'll be doing
that coming up in about an hour. But Emily kind
of randomly decided, you know what, I'm going to Hawaii
and we were all like what Emily, who doesn't ever
do anything, you know, normally, just stays around, does her

(01:41):
paradise point, a little trip and.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
The local hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
That one time she stayed in the yurt. Yeah, that
was a wild time vacation. Where was it? Does at
last minute things? Yes, not a lot of planning, planning
last minute. Well this was kind of like minute too.
It wasn't It wasn't like last last minute. But it
wasn't like, you know, you had this big plan. It

(02:05):
was like a few weeks ago you went, you know what,
I want to go Towaii.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, it was like almost a month ago. But that's
still not a lot of time to plan for a
Hawaii trip.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
It was crazy, and I just I've been thinking about
it obviously for a while, but decided to finally pull
the trigger. And I looked and plane flights weren't that bad.
We actually found a great spot to stay at.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, it was the same spot.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well hot when you you didn't go to a new
you didn't go to a new place. He always says.
I mean, there's so many islands. I would go to
a new I would go to a different islands. I
was pitching up, So you went to that. I just
assumed you were going to different She.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Went to Maui again again and stayed at the same
resort the last time. This is a very sky move.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I mean, if you if you've had a hotel that
you were a different room, different room, actually room, different
day of the hotel, different building. I don't fix it.
We loved it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's very very reasonably priced.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
But this is not like you, because you are the
person that likes to try new things like when you
go out to eat or something like that, because you
never know if you're going to find something better. Yes,
and so for you to just go that's it. That's
where we're staying. We're good, You're it's different.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
You're right, I'm very inconsistent. No excuse me, So yeah,
that is different for me. But my man Robert loved
this place. So anyway, that's where we end up staying.
But you know, speaking that was the trip. Speaking of Robert, I.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Did go like on the Hawaii trip two years ago.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
And and same like Thord said, same island, same same
disaster at the airport.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Robert not a new guy, not a new guy, same guy.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Same guy, same guy. And so it kind of started
out little bit rocky when the day before we're going
to leave on the trip, Robert was helping somebody at
a job install a door at a church and the
door is a very heavy door, and it dropped on
his foot.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
God drop, And so.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Sign from above is that.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
They didn't have the best luck either, because the day
I remember, the day before we left, your son had
like a neck injury and he was like you and
him were upset because you thought I was going to
ruin his trip. So between his neck injury, the toe
no steel toe boots in construction, no.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Steel toes, he actually did have some of those. I'm shocked,
I know. So that just started off because the guy
was limping all over.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
The only has a zero empathy is zero empathy.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Some people I do, people like Robert not so much.
And so he is limping as we're trying to get right.
She's just annoying, you know, which is annoying already. And
so we get there, get through TSA. The guy's always
a mess on TSA. He never knows that he has
to take his shoes off. He's always trying to walk.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
With the toe.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
He's got his belt on before. One time he had
a pocket knife in his pocket.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
A pocket knife, you think you could get through security?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Don't think he doesn't think there's the problem. I can
relate though. My wife brought a taser with her to
the airport, got through, then forgot again that it was
in the bag, and almost and got stopped at the
TSA on the way back.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well that's insane. So I get it all right.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
But so we made it through TSA. That was all good.
We make it on the plane and we're in our
seats now we had Southwest is the way we flew,
so we were lucky that we did end up getting
three seats together, sort of in the middle of the plane.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
So I flew as well, for the first time ever,
flew southwest. Well I've flown southwest before, but the first
time I've flown with my kids. Oh where we were
all separated?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Wow? Really?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I mean I had so I jumped on an
earlier flight. Yeah, I was in a group and I
was great. And then I jumped on an earlier flight. Well,
once I jumped on an earlier flight, I got put
in C group and that's it. And listen, my kids
are fifteen and about to be thirteen. And I went, sorry,
you're on your own sky.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
What would you do? You just not fly?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I would I would tell the pilot to get involved
involved an emergency here.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I mean, you basically have an adult my fifteen year
old daughter.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Keep indeed, I.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Mean we're all in the vicinity. So you're on the
same plane. I could look and see like, oh, they're
all right, you know around somewhere. We're good.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Was it an hour flight?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Good, yea good baby.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
So we ended up getting together plane and that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
One guy with a toe, one guy with a neck.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You had one of the neck pillows.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
We didn't have a neck pillow. Luckily, by the time
the neck got better, the neck got a little bit,
got a little bit better, because that was Friday morning, right, And.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh yeah, I remember tears.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
With it off the air.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
He was crying, you, hysterically with tears.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, And I said, maybe he just slept wrong. That's
what it was. That's what it was.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
And so anyways, we get would have thought he was,
like I read with his neck problem, Robert can't walk.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I thought about it.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And so we're sitting on the plane though, and that's
when the flight attendant comes in and she's there's a
bit of a hubbub going on, and she starts talking
to this family, a couple of rows in front of me,
who were kind of separated but sort of in the
same vicinity, and she was telling them, you guys were
the last people on the plane, so you we need
to change people's seats and move some people to the

(07:43):
back because of a weight problem or.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Like the weight did not.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Distributed correctly, so they needed people they needed through.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
And I don't know, that is pretty wild because so
on the flight I went to Serrancisco for one day
and we took a very small plane, so they the
weight was too much. So even though there were empty bins,
people couldn't put their like bags in certain places. That's
a small plane. This is a giant plane. This is
a big plane. And so yeah, we thought it was
weird too.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
But they were asking these three people that go okay,
it's a policy, like.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
We need a couple of people to move back.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
We just go down the line and the last people
that got that boarded, we have them move to where
we want them to go. And they were refusing to
do it. They were didn't speak English very well, but
they didn't. It was two sons that were probably reads
age fourteen ish and then the dad, and they didn't
want to move, and so everybody was kind of getting
frustrated at them because it's come on, and it was

(08:37):
a short flight, because this is only our first leg.
We were flying to Vegas first and then from Vegas
to Maui, and so anyway, they wouldn't do it until
about a couple of rows behind us, a gentleman stands up,
raises his hand and goes, I'll do it. I'll be
the first one to volunteer, and I'll go. And so
the whole plane erupts in an applause.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Thank you, though only one.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
They still need two more people. After that applause happened
for the first guy. Who else do we know of
that loves an applause and loves people to cheer him on?
Of course, I'm talking about my man Robert but.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I mean, he's not gonna leave his family.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Robert loves an applause when you see him. If he
goes to Kegs and Eggs or any of our events
and the Robert Robert. When that happens, you see it,
he looks like a little kid in a candy story, like,
can't leaves this morning, Chris.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
He starts doing a jig. H And it's not like
a thing, it's he really starts doing the jig with
his legs out and everything. He has a sense of
joy in his eyes that you've never seen before. I mean,
he's just so all of a sudden that toe pain
just went away.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, all of a sudden. A second guy goes as
Roberts sing, all this go down. The guy number two.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Goes cheers in the plane, every freaking guy.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But this can't happen because he's with his family. I
would understand if I'm flying solo, I'm gonna do it
without a doubt. But I mean, if he's not gonna
leave you guys, got three together.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
With his family, and that's when.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He there's a discussion. First please looks at me.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
He goes, should do it, I'm gonna do it. Should
do it. I could do it. I could do it.
I'll go back there.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
And he stands up and he raises his hand and
he goes, I'll go, and then the whole place erupts
one more time.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And that's all he wanted.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And that's all he wanted. That's all he want.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
He wanted to be cheered. He wanted to be cheered strangers.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
So guess how it ended up, though, Guess who had
an empty middle seat on the flight?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Mama, mama bear.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It could not have worked out better for me?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Is that what he took out? Your beating kid and
all the other things.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I ever got my beads, and I was so upset
about it, do you know? So?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
So that was hysterical and always God, just traveling with
Robert is always a nightmare and his toe.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Though the whole trip did get better.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
At some points we had a great time and we
did do like a hike and stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
But he was telling me the day before he was
going to do this hike. The next morning, I go,
you're still in thing. I'm not waiting for you on this.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
We're doing a hike. I'm not going to drag around
and somebody that's.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Not walk god horrific.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Well he ended up getting doing better and he did
the hike and the walk and everything was great and
the trip was a blast, and we did all kinds
of things we've never done before and saw some cool
different places.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Now I saw saw I've followed you on all your socials.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
You were posting a lot like the first for a
second day, and then you kind of yeah, got what.
So then I was thinking, oh no, what's going on there?
I was worried.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh no, like a fight.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I was worried.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I was fascinated. You went to like some food truck
or something. I saw that and it looked like it
was great. What was that all about?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
That was like there were some cinnamon rolls that I
heard about. They were absolutely amazing. And I was on
a little walk, a morning walk by myself.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Wow, you can't walk with you know, give.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Me toe over there. And so I go take a
walk to go see what this place is about. It's
like early, it's like seven thirty in the morning. And
I get there and there is a line like wrapped
around this parking lot with probably fifty for cinnamon rolls
at this bakery. So I go, you know what, somebody
in line, says, says, they seems to me moving prett quick,
cause I go, okay, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's a nice day out.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
There's nice and like not normally, but I do something
not normally.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean every day you have diabetes and a heartbeat.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Wait in the line.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
And I was so shocked that I stayed in the line,
because you know how I am.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It wasn't moving fast. The line took us at least
an hour.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
God, I would never I'm pretty much I'm in the front,
and so I.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You just got slow.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I got the cinnamon rolls. They're phenomenal. I'm just gonna
keep telling myself.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That could have done so much.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I could have done a lot. So they were thrilled
when I brought those home back to them. And then
the trip is great until we were on the way home,
and of course once again Robert figured out, no, it's
totally fun. He figured out he had to take his
shoes off this time around.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
So that was great.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
The Maui airport wasn't that long of away. You know
sometimes you say, there can be a nightmare. And so
we get to the airport, we have plenty of time
to spare, like two hours. Eddie because we allowed.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
A lot of a lot of times. Heaven, Eddie, you're
so happy.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Is the airport outside like outside, I mean you're obviously
inside under you know things, but it's.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
All, oh yeah for two hours. Yeah yeah, there's like
birds flying and there.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
There was a bird flying.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
So we're sitting there and I go to go to
the like the little charging laptop area. It's very there's
not that many people here, so there's a little spot
I could sit to get away from Robert and read
to do some stuff on the computer. And so I go,
and I go, you shut up, always grinding, always grind it.
And I go and I tell Robert and Reid, who

(14:00):
are sitting at the terminal at the gate, and I go, hey,
I go, I'm gonna go over here to do some
stuff on my computer. Just keep an eye on the stuff,
all right, obviously, Like, but I don't really press into
it a lot, because everybody knows you don't walk away
from bags at an airport.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I mean, who doesn't.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well, it says it all the speaker over and over.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
And then I feel like, you don't. I don't trust anybody.
People just gonna just take my bag or walk away,
like exactly you would think.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
So then Reid comes over because he wants to come
charge his phone next to me and just sit next
to me where I was. Okay, that's fine, Reid's coming over,
but Robert's still sitting with all of our stuff, all
of our Stuf's a little bay that's been all of
a sudden a few minutes past, and I glance over
to my left and.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I see Robert about thirty feet.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
From our bags, walking our way, just whistlin went and
to come see what was going on over us. We
were like very far away from our bags, but I
can down the hallway. I get up and I start
walking over and go, what do you do it?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You just leave it? Our bags does once a row?
You're with me, right, this is this is a joke.
You're a kidding you.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
You didn't know you can't leave bags unattended at an airport?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Are you insane?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's not like he's never flown. That's what I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, Like he's not
a child, no, And he.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Was kind of almost arguing with me, You guys, you
can leave your bags maybe because he thinks maybe because
he thinks it's Hawaii. This doesn't happen here, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's not like we're like, yeah, that's that's an insane thing.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
So of course that was cool about it about it definitely,
Well once they once you get to the airport regular yeah, us, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, Well we'll go over what did Thor and
I do on our vacations. Of course we're hanging on
the Sky's oar that when we get back on the
show a rocket. If I three Lincoln Park on the show,
it's rock one O five to three. So we're sort

(16:10):
of going over what we did on our spring break
vacations last week. Don't worry, we'll get to sky in
about a half an hour. Hang on for that because
because we all we're all highly anticipating your hot Oregon
trip and want to find out what exactly happened up there.
I heard about Emily going to Maui kind of a
disaster at the airport. Trip was fun. But your man, Robert,

(16:33):
I mean, tough traveler.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Actually he's never been actually had never been to an airport.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
That is crazy. I, on the other hand, didn't. It
was a weird vacation. To be honest, I went back
to my hometown of Gilroy for the first time in
almost fifteen months. It's been that long. So my son
Jack has never been to my hometown and my daughter
has only been there once kind of when she was

(16:58):
like one or two or something like that. So it
was it was a long time coming to head back
up to the reason why I went up there is
I was going for my nephew's wedding and so left
on Friday. Now I was freaking out a little bit,
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Do you remember, Yes, I remember.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I talked about this guy. Well, we we were dealing
with some issues of pulling the kids out of school.
I wanted to really yank them out, and Deborah's being
you know.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
What time was your flight for I think so yeah,
And he want to pull out squat one to get there.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Many worked out with lunch and everything, and I thought
it was perfect. And there was seven am and he
was stressed. I was freaking out. I was freaking out. Well,
we ended up getting the kids out and all that stuff.
As the kids are getting out, though, I get a
text alert that my flight is delayed.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
An hour and a half. That and we're headed to
the airport. Yeah, that's my nightmare about getting there early.
It is for something like that.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's that's kind of what I thought. Well, I break
a nice little sigh of relief though that I'm I'm good.
No matter what, I'm good. I don't want to sit
there for an act. I'm already gonna be there two
hours early.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Now you're in. Now you're three and a half hours early.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's right, pal.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'd be like, all right, we're all our way there.
Let's stop at a restaurant or something.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And it's not like you're flying to Europe like you
basically up to San Jose. It's an hour long flight.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, you're right. So I I have a crazy thought.
What I'm in the middle of watching the right now,
the amazing race this season, an amazing race, and so
a thought pops into my head. I wonder if there
is an earlier fight. It's southwest, so they're they're flying
with the Santo like every like three hours, and so
I was like, I wonder if there's an earlier flight.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
When an amazing race team gets to jump on an
earlier flight from everybody else.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I only thought going on, change, it can change the game.
I'm gonna win this leg. So we get to the airport, which,
by the way, new terminal one parking structure phenomenally book it.
So you pre booked the thing, yeah, and you actually
park right there. It changed everything.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Really? How much is it a day though? Like five
million dollars?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
As bad as you think. So if you park on
the off you know lots, it's the same price, so
it makes it so charge it. You just walk across
the street. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Is the new terminal open or no? Just the Oh
the terminal's open, yeah, oh it has been. Yeah, but
this new parking structure is the game changer. Really love it.
How's the new terminal the same? That's kind of I
didn't notice it. More food in there.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
The parking that sounds so anyway, So I immediately go
to the Southwest counter and I see there was a
two thirty flight and it's like two o'clock and I'm like, oh,
there's no way. But then that flight was also delayed
a little bit, and so I immediately go into action,
jump into the counter, say, hey, can we get on

(19:57):
this flight? Do you have you know, four seats available?
So I can get on this fight on there. They
had four seats. What saved me like two plus hours.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
It was huge. So that was a game change. That's say,
that saved us so much time, able to get get
on the earlier flight, beat all the other teams. When
they're like, it was fantastic. So they get into San Jose,
rent a car. Now I gotta drive all the way
to my hometown. Basically, so I was born and raised
in Gilroy. The next town over is Hollister. That's where

(20:30):
most of my family lives right now, Hollister. So my
kids have never seen this before. As we're driving, I'm
pointing out there, there's dad's hometown, there's Gilroy, and they're like, what, like, Dad,
you live in a cowtown? And I go, yeah, they're
the only city slickers they live. They live here in
San Diego, right.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Alcohola is probably like.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh yeah, no, no, it is all farms, all cows,
it's all there's one thing there. What's that McDonald's. So yes,
there is pal I thought you.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Were guard, but no, I was good. The famous McDonald's
the first street wait, crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Absolutely very well known. And so they were just blown
away while out there everything was and just it's nothing,
and I go, yeah, that's where dad grew up. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's weird. And so on the way back, it did
hit up the Gilroy outlets. Oh hell yeah, the first
time I've done that in twenty something years.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah. When they opened the outlets, you would think change everything,
change everything. It was like they were opening change you know,
attraction outlets everything. Yeah, as outlets. It had an in
and out in there.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Also another McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it really screwed over ten Street than it does
First Street because it's closed close the street. So I
did have the help stop. I did have the Yeah,
but I was too panicky about getting to the airport
to drive all the way to downtown Gilroy. I would
have taken too long.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's not like it's driving into the city.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Driving it's basically Manhattan. Wow, So you didn't He didn't.
I didn't make it in is this is just it's
just could he not bear it? Didn't want kids to
seem cry?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You know what I mean? Like maybe maybe he couldn't.
It would have been a lot, a lot. It would
have been too much. It would have been too much.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Didn't do it? So I didn't didn't make my grandmar return, damn.
But it was it was wild. It's in my hometown. Yeah,
I'm seen in so long? Uh thor you you were
all over the place. You had all kinds of weird plans.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, a lot of it didn't happen, unfortunately. But the
one thing we did do was I saw my grandma tuesdays.
Grandma d would he give me ninety four? Phenomenal? It's awesome,
but antique shopping with her? That was Yeah, that was
a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Is that what she wanted to do or you wanted
to do?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
She want? Well, my wife suggested it, so we did it.
And my grandma kept farting every where we went, which
was true, really very loud. But she oh yeah, and
didn't care at all. Didn't care. Yeah, didn't care at all.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Listen, if you're ninety four, what.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
She walking around? Yeah, she's something else. I love her.
And then the next day we woke up at four am,
got on a plane and went to San Francisco because
I got my wife tickets to see the Giants and
the Reds and we get there. Stadium was cool. I've
never been there before. I'm not a San Francisco fan.
Not my stuff. I do not like. I don't like

(23:21):
San Francisco. I just don't. I don't know what it
is like. Yeah, but compared to say, I'll take Manhattan
over San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Not a San Francisco fan. I don't like driving in
San Francisco. The architecture is ugly to me. The buildings
at the Bart. Did you ride Bart? We did because
we rode from the airport. My wife thought she was
so cool. You gotta ride the bar. You can get
cut all right, because you've been here before.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
You're not cool. And then we rode one of the
trolley cars and there was a homeless guy that's stunk
behind us. Honestly, though, I'll give them credit. Not a
lot of homeless people. I did not see a lot
of Unlike San Diego, I did not see a lot
of homeless people. It's just it's just not my scene.
We went to Peer thirty nine, went to Gary Delly's
Kind of Ice Cream Sunday at Noon Boy, and then

(24:07):
we went to the game and the game was great
for They're down six nothing in the third inning and
I'm like, oh, this is kind of ummer. The Giants
were sorry, and I'm like This is kind of a bummer,
you know. They come back, tied it up in the
eighth six six, and then they hit a walk off
to run home run in the tenth. Wow, And we
got to so we got to see this great game
with her dad and stepmom happened to be going to

(24:28):
that game, which is crazy. So we got to hang
out with them and we had it was overall really
good time. And then we blew back that night to
San Francisco. Yeah, one day, bag man, And that's really all.
I did a whole trip, but had we had a
blessed you know, but I'll take San Diego or Francisco
any Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, we will again find out what Sky did for
her big Oregon trip, coming up at seven o'clock this morning. Now,
when you guys text, do you ever abbreviate words? You
know how a lot of people will do that? Is
that considered rude? I don't. I don't know that. We're
going to see how we feel about abbreviating words when
texting when we get back on the show on Rock
with five to three, Oh Blake one eighty two. On

(25:12):
the show, it's Rock one O five to three. So
I don't know about you guys. When you guys get
a text or send a text, do you like it
if people abbreviate? Do you abbreviate anything when you send text?
I know you would.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
No, I don't because I'm always scared I'm getting it
wrong and I'm going to be saying, like a different
word I'm trying to abbreviate.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Have you ever seen the N V R M.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't know. Never never mind? No, No, I've seen
that before.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Do you ever use that?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I think that that's too many letters for me to remember.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's actually harder to do all.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
That before I start going envy and they go whatever,
Then I just write never mind. I do lots of w's,
like with like instead of saying with something, I'll just
do a W.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I noticed yesterday I said Emily a text and she
went w T and then spelled out the F. So
that to me was like, WHOA, Like this really blew
her away.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yes, I have a big WTF fan as it is.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
But then but if you if you spell out the F,
then you're really blown away.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The one abbreviation that you love more than any human
beings on earth is l O L or l M
A O or any kind.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Of very old seriation. But so I get it. I
get it. I get it. People don't do that a
chat room. Yeah, yeah, you're lucky. I don't say GTG
got to go, guys, Remember I got to go? My
sister still does that. I I do that because I
don't use emoji's refuse.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
So you're still standing by? Yeah, why give up?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now? I'm locked in. It's kind of thirty eight. I'm
locked in trying to stick to LM A if I
get an l M f AO or you if you
really got me, Like my friend made a joke yesterday
about Roy McRoy when he missed a putt, and he
really got me. And if I write back, I legit
lo o l that that, then you really got and
I'm legitimately left.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wow. Yeah, I don't abbreciate. I'm emoji. I'm the opposite
of thor I'm emoji.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I can't see I take your emojis as you don't
want to have this conversation right now, So I'm just
gonna placate you with these emojis. No, that's how That's
how I take your emotion.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
See, I I enjoy communicating really emoji. Yeah I could
have a hole back and forth via emojis.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Or and I have an unspoken text rule that if
we go to the double tap ha ha haha or
exclamation points or whatever thumbs up, conversation is done.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I know if he sends that, it's really over, because
he never does that. And then if I do that,
he's gotten the message. I'm done.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
But now though you did do that and then something
happened and it re engaged, which was crazy. Yeah, which
he takes everything so personally with that stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
So you know, if you if you Eddie's given you
a thumbs up, he knows the conversation's over, but he's
mad he wants but he's.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Doing it now too, so it's like unsmoking. Okay, yeah,
but do you when you get something a text and
it's there's abbreviations in there, is that rude? Do you
think it's rude? No?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't know. That's texting, Like, that's what that's the
point of texting, trying everything's quick quick.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
The only time it's rude is if you write K.
That's the only time it's rude. If you write I've
had my wife do that on Saturday, she wrote a
K because I disagreed with one thing she said, and
like an hour later I got a hey, I'm gonna
grab this for lunch and she wrote back, OK.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
So.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Furious.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
That was curious went through that.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
That is pretty rough. Well, they looked into this and
they were trying to figure out, all right, when you're
texting and you use abbreviations, is that considered rude?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah, because according to studies, it's pretty clear that we're
trying to actually, you use less and less words with
every day that passes, whether it's not calling, and then
we're going to emojis and now we're abbreviating words. They say, yes,
we're trying to speak less and use fewer words, and
most of us think this is fine, this is good,

(29:16):
We're being efficient. They surveyed American Texters between the age
of eighteen and sixty five and ninety percent. When you say, hey,
abbreviating words and texts, is that a good thing, and
people are like, yeah, it keeps things moving, it's fast,
it's effective. But then they gave specific examples and they
found that there's one type of message where abbreviating words

(29:39):
is going to come off really bad. And they say
that when you're trying to express anything heartfelt, you cannot
abbreviate words. So the biggest offenders were please PLZ, sorry,
sry and thank you t y. They say when people

(30:01):
receive those messages, they don't feel they're genuine. You're trying
to brush them off. You're rushing through your thank you
and you don't really mean.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
You know what. I don't like what last week was
my birthday? And I don't like when somebody just writes
hb Yeah it's hbdy rushing and I know you can't
write happy birthday hb D like they don't even say
it to me, don't send it to me. If i'm

(30:29):
if I'm so worthless, they'll have you atle HBD. You
can't even type out happy birthday. I don't want you.
I want your message save it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
That's the perfect example of what people are talking about.
They don't think they have a problem with it until
somebody's issuing them an apology and they get an.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
S r Y. My wife will do this when she's
really not sorry sr Y, and I know she's not sorry,
so then we just fight more because I'm like, why
you're not sorry?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, clearly you can't even type it out.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
No, if she's really sorry, will she type it out
or will Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It'll be different, it will be a different both different sentence.
But s r y means go, s r y means
f you.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I think you're right. I think you're right there, all right.
We have been dying to hear how it went up
in Oregon. First Sky in her new retirement home. She's retired.
I don't know, it's weird. We're gonna see how Oregon
Sky is when we get back on the show on
Rocoto five three, falling in reverse on the show, it's

(31:37):
Roccodo five to three. We have been hotly anticipating this
conversation because we haven't talked to Sky since she left
for Oregon. This was you left on Wednesday, the previous week,
and so you weren't on the show on Thursday and Friday,
and then we were off all last week. So we
haven't spoken since. So we have no idea. I mean,

(31:58):
obviously we saw some of your pictures you posted on
social media and things like that, but I have no
idea how went when your brand new house that you
bought up in Oregon for your retirement.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, okay, well no, we're not working right now.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
No, I've been planning for my retirement since I was
about eighteen years old.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's not a joke. No, that's not a joke.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
No. My dad, big time financial nerd, may have gave
me some sort of weird complex and made me overly
stressed about life and finances from a very young age.
So I've already been freaking out about being able to
afford retirement. What will retirement look like? Where will it be?
All of that stuff. And so my husband discovered online,

(32:43):
by the way, discovered coastal Oregon about I don't know,
eight ten years ago, and has slowly been talking me
into it. And I said, what do we know about
coastal Oregon? I have nothing, nothing, not like zero. I've
only ever lived in Californi my entire life, so just
another state in general weirds me out. But he broke

(33:06):
me down, kept showing me pictures, promised me I could
live like directly near the ocean. Says it's not as bad,
it's not as cold as everybody says, not at all. Nothing, nothing.
He found some area called like the Banana Belt or
I don't even know the same belt. I don't know
what the hell they call it. Turns out I didn't
care for that area. But anyway, so then about I

(33:29):
don't know, a year ago, we took our first trip there.
It was during the summer, so everybody's like, Okay, that's nice.
You liked it during the summer, see how you feel
in the winter. Went back in the winter, and I
didn't die, so that's a plus. But that all happened,
and at the same exact time, we found a house
that we thought was just perfect and so kind of

(33:55):
what the house yeah, too bed one and force that
I don't I don't, I don't even know what to
call it is. It's a really weird layout.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
But you're not planning on living there.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
No, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
So the plan the confusing part to everyone.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, well it's kind of like, you know, people buy
rental houses as investment properly.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You had one, yes, and in an area that just
quadruple genius move thanks at the time. Why would you
ever get rid of that? Well, because I get rented,
I'd get I yeah, but you could get more and
more money, I'd get renters. You don't know that.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Hey, there's other places that could go up more. We
don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You could I mean, you could have made double what
your mortgage was rented it out.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Okay, we don't need to go back to how I
was under charging on rent. We don't need to go
back to that discussion. So we decided that house we
had here that we were renting out wasn't the dream
retirement location and Oregon was. So we basically swapped the
two houses and we ended up buying a house in
Oregon that we will rent out, like Eddi's said, and

(35:00):
then someday will eventually become our retirement home. Wild a wild,
wild thing.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
And the number one question I get, the most brush
scratcher has this is why not just keep the keep
renting the Claremont house out and then eventually just sell
that like down the line, keep renting it out, keep
renting it out, and then sell it down the line
and then buy the Oregon house?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Why? Why do it?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Why do it?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
So?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
What's the rush? Well, that's the number one question I get.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I understand that question. And that question comes from people
who haven't heard of the Western wave.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
What's the wea I've never heard this before.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's it's a real estate term that me and my
husband made up about how you know, if you're in
on the west coast, the more west you can be,
the higher your property value will eventually be. And so
we believe that coastal Oregon is undervalued and right now
was our time to jump. And if we said waited
the ten fifteen years to do it down the line

(36:00):
that we would be then priced out of the area.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
We would you think coastal Oregon is gonna jump that much?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
We believe with the Western Wave, you guys, that what
is it that?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
What is it that makes people want to go there
so badly? It can't be the weather. This isn't Malibu
had the ocean, but you don't go into the ocean. No,
but it's gonna be freezing.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
But coastal property all the way from Canada down to
Mexico is part of the Western Wave, and we believe
that that will appreciate faster and be harder and harder
to attain at. You guys, they're not making any more land.
I don't know if you've ever heard that, saying they're
not making any more land.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
So weather have something to do with it and things
to do and activities and like.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah, it all plays apart. Pro but this was
our plan and we can invold it.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
So this was the first time since buying this house
that you guys actually got to go like being it right.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, So we closed escro on the house, did everything
from afar, which was really wild. And honestly, this house
that we bought was not in our target area. We
were looking at a different coastal town a little north
to this, so not as familiar with this area. But
we just kind of felt like we don't want to
lose this house, and so we closed escrow on the

(37:09):
thirty first of March. And then yeah, we flew out
on the second of April and basically, you know, they
left a key in a lock box and we walked in, uh,
flew into Eugene. You guys, Eugene, Oregon is our airport.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Drive it.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
It is just under two hours from the Eugene Airport
two hours away. Yeah, if you want to go to
Portland Airport, you're about two and a half hours away.
No train. Portland can get crazy, but.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Everyone's going to be going there soon evally wow idea.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, so a two hour drive, got to get your
rental car hop.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
In the have the fight when I think retirement near
the coast. I think I want to be as far
away from an airport as possible. I don't.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I mean, my concern is a hospital, not an air well.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm sure the hospitals are good in those small towns.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
They got a new one, they got a good one.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
They usually are.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's a good one. Okay. You don't speak on things
you don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
And so so we fly, We get our rental car.
We drive our two hours. And that is when I
feel like I am channeling my inner Emily, because the
place you get everything in town is Walmart. I got
deep into Walmart. The amount of Walmart trips I took
so expressed all that a little bit of a fail.

(38:30):
Ordered our Wi Fi router to be delivered two days
after we arrived. Sow zero service at the house, like
zero bars on the phone to the point where your
phone does the s O S thing like there's no
there's no service, and and and since we didn't have
a router to hook up. Uh and my daughter like

(38:50):
literally was acting like, you know, our plane had just
gone down in the middle of nowhere and she's about
to die.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't know, you're their tire recap. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I told her to look out the window for birds.
That's what I told her to do to go bird watching.
So yeah, so we got no Wi Fi. We're really
trying to find our footing in this town experience. Walmart
was there about ten different times. Uh no, we had
to buy one. So we had to buy it. But

(39:22):
again you can't streams. Yeah, there's no WiFi for a
couple of days. So no no TV, no nothing. It
turns out something I discovered cal king mattresses and sheet
sets and toppers. Not a thing in coastal organ cal
king not a size. I don't know why, why do

(39:43):
you need a cal king. I've always had a calking
bed ever since I had a bed, I don't know,
ever since I was a married person.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
With the king.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
And it's like length, yeah, like a couple in the
cal king's a little bit longer. The regular king's a
little bit wider. When the regular king's an Eastern king.
Cal king, but.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
What I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I just have always had a cal king. So I
just got a cal king for the new house. And
turns out no one, literally no one. One lady too, Yeah,
I guess not yet. One lady told me I could
drive to Corvalis and they may have that. I said,
where is that and she said, oh, that's about an
hour and fifteen minutes from here to get sheets. So

(40:27):
we bought some king sheets and just jammed them on
that bad boy Amazon. Uh, they do, but you don't
have next day, Like the best you could get is
to day. And it turns out we actually had ordered
or I forgot this part. We had ordered a set
of cal King sheets to be delivered from Amazon, and uh,
it was in our little town, our little coastal town.

(40:49):
Driving around on the truck, I'm like, oh, awesome, it'll
be there. And then it never showed up, and so
I checked it later that night. It turns out the
previous owners had changed the address at the local post
office who had seen our packages come in, so they
didn't bother to check the name on the package and
sent all of our cal King stuff to Idaho. Still

(41:11):
don't know where that's stuff this is. Still don't know
where that stuff is. Who knows it could be an
organ could be an Idaho.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Going to Idaho. I don't think renters.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
So we got it set up the best we could.
But of course, you know, my husband like projects, for data,
is still there like he wanted. He wanted to stay,
He really wanted to stay, and is actually going to
be going back on his own for a week. We
just purchased that trip because again, you guys, we're learning,

(41:46):
we're learning, we're new to the area. So we got there. Beautiful,
I mean sunshining. Yes, it's chili. Don't don't get me wrong.
If you're going outside you're wearing sweatshirts and jeans and thermals.
I mean it's chili. But the sun is shining, the
birds are flying, the waves are crashing, we're looking for seashells,
the whole thing. My god, what is everybody talking about?

(42:08):
This is amazing? And day two beautiful? Day three, oh
my god, this place is great. What is every talking about?
And then day four hit And that is when the
rain moved in and didn't leave no, and it literally
just dumped like NonStop for the next three days. So

(42:29):
as many sunny days we had, we had just as many,
like literally dumping rain. But since we're from California and
we're not very smart about these things, my husband saved
his outdoor projects till those last days, so he literally
was taking a tarp like a really thin tarp that

(42:50):
like painters use because he was doing some painting. So
he had this plastic roll of tarp and he took
that and duct tape and made himself like GLOSSI around
his shoes so he could go outside to work in
the yard in the rain. I'm sure the neighbors were like,
what what are these idiots? What are these idiots doing? Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Don't understand.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, well the lawn hadn't been mode for a while,
and it well he had bought a weed whacker because
he was just going to do a cheap like brilliance. Okay,
well that's a different story. Yeah, so he's wrapping the
weed whacker in the plastic two to protect the battery
and everything. So, I mean the neighbors must think for psychopaths. Psychopaths.

(43:42):
Uh So, I'm still thrilled with the decision. I mean
the house, I love it, I love the nature, the ocean.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
When are you going back?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Uh? The hobby is going back in a month where
I'm not going to be able to go back till
the end of summer, and then that's going to be
the very very last visit and then it goes on
the market to be rented until.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
You're gonna rent till the end of summer, well.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Until I till my life. I want one more visit.
I want sorry, I know, selfish, one more visit and
then rent starting July first.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Wow, I did it, guys, I did it. I survived.
I don't know what the future will bring, but uh,
here we are Oregon Sky. I don't understand no makeup
all the time, barely abral on and why you would
do that? And I felt like a beauty queen. I'm
not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
The Padres are red hot right now, like they're doing
things they've never done in their history before. We're gonna
see how these series went this weekend against the Rockies
next to sports Sturt Gary Gary Clark Junior on the
show Crocodile five to three. Yeah, you know, people are

(45:00):
different with their parents. I get that. You know, no
judgment here.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I judgments coming?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
WHOA, I haven't even said anything yet.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I mean you did go and get to break.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Listen. Yeah, it hits weird when I and you say
the same thing, So don't try to get out of this.
When an adult woman calls their dad daddy, an adult
woman and you say, you say daddy like it's become
a weird there's a weird connotation to it, and so
when I hear it it like it jars me a

(45:31):
little bit of a jar, you know. And yes, Emily
does do that where and you say mommy too, right
or mama, yeah, mama.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Mama to sometimes but it's mostly mama.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, mama. Mama's different, I say ma or mom mama, mama.
I think, just the way that I was. But you
call your dad daddy dad, Well, dad has go to three.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Day.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
I don't know, It's just what my sister and I
have always done. And so I have that part of
my brain completely. Yeah, I have that part of my
brain where I like it's since it's so weird to
associate the word daddy in the other kind of way
that you're thinking, like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Well, it's not only that though. Daddy is just a
childish term, you know, like you say daddy when you're little, daddy,
and then as you get older, you know, it's sort
of morphs.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I understand that, so that that also is in there.
It's just never changed for us, never grown up. I
mean I'm grown up right now.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Are right now?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I feel like I do know a couple other women
that are friends of mine that do call their dad's dad.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
No, I'm not saying they don't. It is weird every
time I hear it.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Do you and your sister call each other sissy?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
We call each other sister. Oh, sister, my sister. That's
what we say. That's the way it goes.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
The way it goes.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well, I wonder how you would feel about this or
even yeah, if you do this, I don't think it's weird.
There is a woman who wants to know if there's
sort of a red flag situation going on with her
boyfriend and his mother.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, so she got to do the meet the parent
dinner for the first time, where she went to her
boyfriend's parents' house, sit down dinner, whole thing, and this
was her first time meeting them. And she says they
are lovely people. That's that was great. But here's where
it was weird. The second they walked in the door,

(47:39):
the husband or I'm sorry the husband, the boyfriend greeted
his mother with a full kiss on the mouth.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
That's really weird.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Kiss on the lips.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Oh yeah, And then when you.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Say kiss on the mouth is like I feel like
there's a kiss on the lips is different.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Okay, okay, I'll put it that way. Okay, you're right,
because it could go a little sideways kiss on the lips,
full on kiss on the lips long, especially not for
the girlfriend. Mom full on grabs the face on the lips,
and the girlfriend is taken back, but she's trying to

(48:20):
be polite because this is the first time she's meeting
the parents, and then go through dinner and all she
can think about is is this gonna happen again when
we say goodbye? And when they are wrapping up for
the evening again as they leave, so nice to meet you.
Now we're hugging because you know, we now enjoy each other.
And then when he goes to say goodbye to his

(48:42):
mom again, face grab, full on kiss on the lips.
So she's like, this is clearly how they hello and
goodbye and their family, the boyfriend and the mom. She
doesn't know. Can she say something she finds it weird
and creepy? Can she address this subject? Does this just

(49:03):
go unspoken? Is it just what does she expect to happen?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
She's gonna change him, Like if you say, hey, you
know I think it's weird that you kiss your mom
on the lips? Is he just gonna go Okay, I
won't do that anymore, of course not. That's how they are.
That's how they are, right.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
So like does she's just basically do it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You can accept it or not. Okay, there is no
other there, there's no bringing it up. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
You just have to accept it that you're in a
daddy family kissing family, like whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I don't know what's worse, you just you just but can.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
You aledge it?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
It depends on your relationship, I think, yeah, you know,
if you're if you're have a good relationship where you
can kind of talk about things and joke about things,
maybe be like you know, yeah you could say oh,
never really seen that before or whatever. I think you can,
but you're gonna make him feel weird. Yeah, well you know,
but I feel weird. You know, always says boundaries. I

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don't want we touched a certain way. That would be
my nightmare.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I don't even I don't even do kisses on the cheek.
That freaks me out, let alone the lips. Yeah, okay, no,
my way, that's insanity to me.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
My grandma started doing this to my husband.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
She wanted a piece.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Well, she would always talk about like she wanted he
was like, she would make those old lady jokes about her.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
And the next thing you know, she's slipping her tongue.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
No tongue, no tongue. He kiss on the mouth, not
or the lips, not of the mouth's name Lois, Lois,
Lois wants some boot did oh yeah, oh yeah, she
made it, but it was probably I don't know the
last three or four years of her life where she

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would do the full on lips.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
She had a point, but she didn't care.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I guess not.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah, well you have your martini at two pm and
then like six pm you're you're kissing. Yeah, got a
lowis and uh and that makes you feel really gross.
I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You don't kiss him on the lips. That's the only
actual he gets. True.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
That is so true. But there's something about like old Oh,
I don't know, I don't know the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
We are aware that this is a thing, right.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I see. Remember I remember when it was it went viral,
when Tom Brady was doing it to his kids. He
was kissing his kids on the lips, and everybody was like,
whoa Tom, what are you doing? And he got ridiculed
for them. I'm just a germophobe and I just would
never want anyone other than my wife to kiss me
on the lips.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I can't like that anybody.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
That doesn't, so it doesn't bother me at all. Like
my family is family. Like it's just obviously emperors grabb
an ass and kiss on the lips.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Let's get it.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Give my dad plenty of kisses on the lips. And
when I see him strictly very it goes very quick
pack like like it.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
That's just the way that my family's always. If I
saw my dad and my sister do that, I'd go,
what the hell is going on here? I so freaked out.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I'd be so freaked out.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I think it's weird to.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Start it later in life, But if it's just something
that you've always done, I just don't think anything of it,
So wouldn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I just I don't know there's some again, we're different,
so that that would never come into play in my world. Ever.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
What if, Eddie, what if you once you see your
parents and your dad just kissed Deborah right on the lips, I.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Knock him out to be honest, knock him out, knock
out the old man. Man, man, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Punk ass? You call your dad.
He's on the ground. Maybe two hits you hit him,
hit it in the floor, right, shock it what shock
It's over.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
He's like, sorry, oh man, sorry, Like Grandma Nancy went
in for for the kiss. Yeah, you give me freaked out.
She has kissed me on the cheek before birthdays. I
don't I don't mind it.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
It is what she goes, full lips.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
First of all, I would, I would, I would violently
yank away. Sorry, you ain't getting none of this. Oh wow, yeah,
these beautiful juicy lips. Yeah. Sorry, late family's dad wanted
to kiss.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Sorry, bring it in, bring it in, Dan well apparently
apparently apparently he's a good kisser.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Your son kiss a kiss.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
No, I kiss him on the cheek though that's not
for half kisses. No, I could say good night or
something could.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
If they're doing good nights after the angel.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I don't think my mom has kissed me on the
lips the ever, but on the cheek or four headed
since I was saying five hen, but I could see
if my wife. I could see my wife doing that
if we ever had a kid, where she would kiss
our kid on the lips and not the lips, the
cheek or the forty I could totally see my wife
doing that. But my mom's my mom's nice queen.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
But then at some point, yes, sue what happens though,
when your kid becomes like thirteen fourteen, they don't want
that and they're like, get away from me, mom, we kiss.
I mean, that's what's supposed to happen. That's what's supposed
to happen. All right, put on first.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
That's that's for her dad. Sorry, sorry, sorry, all right,
we're gonna see how much do we actually know about
each other as we're gonna play our game, the Newly
Show game that's coming up next on the show. I'll
rock on A five three some forty one on the show,

(54:51):
it's rock one O five three. Well, we were away
from each other for a week. Did we miss each other?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
But we're gonna see how much we know about each
other in our game, the Newly Show game Save the
date for right now.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
It's the Newly Show game.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It's time to have a little fun with Eddie Sky
and it's.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
A game all about their marital bliss.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
So I hope they again.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
All and now you're maze of dishonor Eddie Sky, Thor
and Emily with the newly Show game.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Oh yes, it works like the old Newlywed game where
we partner up. It'll be partners, and then two of
us go into a soundproof booth. Jamie comes in here,
he asks some questions. We come back in and try
to match our partner's answers. That's how the game works.
Seems simpler, it's not. Now the teams this week are
guys versus girls. It's me and Thor versus Sky and Emily.

(55:52):
We'll see how this goes. So me and Emily are
gonna go to the soundproof booth first. Jamie will ask you,
guys the questions, and we'll come back in and try
to match your answers. All right, we go, Thor, all right.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Thank you, that's very nice. Nobody asked you we got this.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
No, you don't find out, James.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Hello, all right, Thor, I'm gonna start with you. Who
on the show do you think has the best breath?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
The best breath god uh uh. I mean, I don't know.
I have coffee breath a lot, and I get that
with a lot of coffee. I have no idea I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say I don't know. I have

(56:45):
no idea. I'm gonna say Emily because I feel like
she's the most self conscious about it.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Oh, okay, Sky, who do you think has the best
breath on the show?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, this is a weird question I'm not going for
because we joked for years about her.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
I don't have so I just I just.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
You know, I I'm not gonna go Eddie because I
feel for some reason a girl would have better breath
than a guy based on nothing at all. So so
you're asking me what would Emily say? Right?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh, who do I think?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Okay? Good, Okay, that's better than okay. Then I am
going to say Emily, because I you know, based on
the logic of it, can't be a boy for some
odd reason. Then I'm going Emily. All right, perfect sense,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
All right?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Sticking with you, Sky, I need a specific answer. What
movie would your partner take with them on a deserted island?
I need the exact movie, not the franchise.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
O goodness, Okay, what are we doing here? Are we
going something funny or something sad? What movie my girl?
Could she watch that Death over and over again of
Thomas Jay? I don't think so deserted Island? Oh, is
it gonna be like a Billy Madison. It's not gonna
be The water Boys. She doesn't like that one. Don't

(58:04):
that's too silly of Adam Sandler for her. Oh, I
don't know. I'm just it's oh, it's so sad. No,
I can't say it. I want to say my girl
so bad because I can't pick which Sandlor. No, I'll
go Billy Madison. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I would have went like You've Got Mail or something.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
He loves that that. She does love that. That's a
good one. Okay, I don't.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Know Billy Madison all right? Thor what movie would your
partner take with them on a deserted island? I need
the exact movie.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I mean Avengers Infinity War Endgame, But I think it's
gonna be Empire Strikes Back. I think that's the one
that he likes the most because he can't say Star
Wars right.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
No, Yeah, I thought that's where you're gonna struggle.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, so I'm gonna say Empire strikes back. Okay, because
not like the crazy one where you find out Luke
Vader's fathers. I know, no Vader's father. Vader is Luke's father,
Spailer alert, I mean what Luke is Darth Vader's father?
All right, Last question, thor, what is your partner's favorite
Easter candy? I think the Reese's Peanut butter eggs. The

(59:17):
Reese's Peanut butter cup eggs. That's what I think, because
I don't know if he's a I know, I don't
know if he's a Cadbury cream guy. And I don't
know what what is it? Cadberry cream?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Yeah, the Cadberry cream egg.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
You don't know what that is?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That is?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
You've never heard of the Cadberry cream egg, Jamie. The
kinder egg you're so young to stop it. Kinder egg
with the toy inside. Of course he's had that. No,
it's it's like the go to. It's a chocolate egg inside.
It's supposed to look like they make them a different sizes,
but normally they're like you.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Know, really I might have seen it. Don't remember the
size this guy's head. It's really time.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
It's the size of my head. I have a normal
size ad. Wow, that's why. Okay, that just happened.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Do you think that would be Emily's favorite Easter Easter candy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Sweet, friend, Emily doesn't like sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I don't believe in Easter.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
So where is she going? She's definitely on board with
the talk about how the Reese's peanut buttercups around Halloween
are great. She claims her go to is a butterfinger
around Halloween, but they don't make like an butter finger
an Easter thing. Yeah, so, oh god? What is she
Is she going to say? Like jelly beans? I like

(01:00:34):
jelly beans? Why am I knocking somebody who likes jelly beans?
I don't know. Is she a peep S girl? No,
she would never be a peep S girl. That is
like the sweetest of the sweet because of the peanut
butters in there. I agree. I'm gonna go the Reese's
egg all right? Okay, Oh god, my answers are so

(01:00:57):
a vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Why why? Why?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Maybe it's the Bill Costy sweater you're rocking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Right now, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Drug.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
We were in the same so I couldn't hear anything.
So yes, we will now try to match your answers.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Right, all right, Eddie, I'm going to start with you.
I asked Thor who he thinks on the show has
the best breath?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Whoa who has the best breath? Oh, I have no idea, Like,
that's such a weird what a weird question. I have
no idea. I wouldn't know how to answer that, because
I mean, Thor used to have a real bad breath
problem back in the day, where it was like he
was chewing on a cadaver's anus. He would like melt

(01:01:51):
my face over here. He somehow fixed it, though, because
it's not that bad anymore. I don't know. I don't
know what happened. So yeah, he's not as bad anymore.
We all drink coffee, so that's kind of like throwing
me off a little bit. I don't think he's gonna
say Sky. I feel like he thinks Sky brushes weird.

(01:02:12):
I don't know. I don't think he's gonna say me either,
because I'm a guy and he has like issues. I
think he's gonna say Emily, just out of I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Know, said Emily. I said that I thought Emily is
the most self conscious about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Probably that's so true. Really, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Like she's in her car before she goes somewhere, going,
how's talking to herself? She has the wholess guy she's
walking somewhere breath.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
I believe that, all right, Emily, I asked Sky who
she thinks has the best breath on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah, I mean I agree with everything Eddie said. Thor.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I know this is like before I was on the show.
But the guy walks around all the time with mints
jiggling and jingling in his pot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I'm always jiggling, and if.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
He's going to talk to somebody up close, he puts
a mint in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You got it? So I kind of think Sky's gonna
say Thor. Skuy said guys can't have bad breath, and
went with good breath, and went with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Can't have good breath.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
No, So basically I went the Thor breath lore. So Thors,
I don't have breath. You know everyone everybody knows, nobody knows,
and so then it's between the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I was really.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
And I feel like Emily's logic is the opposite. If
you're somebody who has to carry breath mints all the time.
Then we got we got a problem here. So it
came down to the tour.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I just like to chew on mints. I don't think
we got a problem here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
It came down to Eddie and Emily and I feel
like girls have better breath than guys based on nothing
at all. So I went Emily dance sexist. Yeah, yeah,
it was crazy, that's crazy. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
All right, Emily, I'm gonna stick with you. I need
you to be specific with this one. If you were
stranded on a deserted island, what movie would you take
with you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
God, what movie would I take with me? Well, because
it's so hard to pinpoint one down, it depends on
my mood.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Is it a newer movie? Is it in an older movie?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I love me some of the good old fashioned Billy
Madison's and Happy Gilmore's. Is guy gonna go there? Is
she going to go to a chick flick?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Impossible question.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
The honest answer would probably be Titanic, just because every
time that's it's very.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Long and you're on the deserted island.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
On TV, I stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I went down. Yeah, yeah, life reality, this was going
to be impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
This was going to be impossible for Sky to get
I'm gonna say, I'm gonn to say, I'm gonna say
Titanic the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Sky went with Billy Madison, the first.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
With the movie You've never mentioned to us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I gues pull each other's hair.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
I mentioned plenty of times how much I love Titanic.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
You got mail my girl. I mean, these were all options.
I thought my Girl was way too sad. You can't
you can't do that, bring that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Up right now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Oh my god, sorry alone.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
I thought we were gonna have that one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
This is not good Titanic.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Yeah, this is nice and long.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
We'll get them next.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Time, all right, Eddie, if you're stranded on a deserted island,
what movie would you take with you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Well, this is a little bit trickier because if I
have to be specific, because I could just say so
Star Wars. What does that mean? You know, there's like,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Twelve of them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
So if I'm being specific, Thor knows that, you know,
my favorite out of all of them is Empire. So
I will say Empire strikes back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Thor said, Empire strikes I got it that. I was nervous.
I'm really enjoying Rogue one right now, Rogue, get the
hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. Sorry,
the chick is hot though.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Okay, all right, last question for you, Eddie, what is
your favorite Easter candy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I really don't have a problem with any of them
because I like peeps. I'm not a regular peep eater, obviously,
but you know, people either despise peeps or they like them.
The same thing with Cadbury kream inks. I love Cadbury
kreen inks. That being said, though, I think we've talked
about this before. Nothing's gonna beat the Reeses peanut butter egg,

(01:07:04):
So I'll go to the Reeses went with We're killing it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Jamie didn't know what a Cadbury cream egg was. Never
never heard. I think I don't know. I don't I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Know what a kinderregg is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Yeah, still just graduated from kindergarten. Man, you never have
a Cabury cream agg.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Your parents don't love you? You ever? You know what
robin egg is? No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Does it look like a Robin egg?

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Well kind of, yeah, like almost like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Almost multi ber thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I don't know what do you hate Easter? Bro hates it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Family, what's your favorite Easter candy?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I hate hate peeps. Those are so gross, and I
hate a Cadbury cream egg like disgusting look decent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Not just disgusting discus.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
But I do enjoy the sweet and saltiness of the
Reces peanut butter egg.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
So I'm gonna say Reese poont butter Sky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I said if they made a butterfinger egg, that would
be a welcome here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Well, okay, listen, you guys don't know each other that well, Thorn,
I swept that round massively. Okay, but we're gonna switch
sides here and see how round two of the Newly
Show Game goes when we get back on the show
and rock with a five three some of it down

(01:08:44):
on the show. It's rocking O five three. Yes, we
are in the middle of playing our version of the
Newlywed game. It is the Newly Show Game. The teams
this week are guys versus girls. It's Me and Thor
versus Sky and Emily. After round one, boys dominated, Babe
clean Babe, my bait the baby. I'm the babe. Yeah,

(01:09:05):
I'm ba not really, but I don't have to have
a choice in it. But you know you guys did
get on the board. So it's three to one. We
have a whole nothing round ago here, and so we'll
see what happens as Thor and Sky are going to
these sound for booth. Now, Jamie will ask me and
Emily the questions and then you'll come back in and
try to match our answers. Just keep it up, Just

(01:09:27):
keep it up. Puts pressure on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Making our comeback.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
We're making it come back. Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
He's already freaking out, already freaking out. Hey, you can
do nothing. That's right, all right, Jamie, take it away already, Eddie.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Yes, if your partner ever went viral, what do you
think would be.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
For if Thor ever go viral? Oh my god, Umm,
I would guess it would be for one of his
goofy meltdowns. Although he did kind of go viral a
little bit when he did the video of him flying
around with a hamburger. He got a lot of notoriety
for that grill uh. But I would imagine he's gonna

(01:10:10):
hit one of these times with his midweek meltdowns. That's
something that's going to trigger people and he might go
viral for that. So I'm going to go with one
of his meltdowns.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
All right, yeah, Emily, Yes, if your partner were to
go viral, what would they go viral for?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Oh? Man, this guy is wacky, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Would she go viral because somebody would secretly be taping
her because she was saying one of her awkward things
or just being so incredibly uncomfortable that could happen. She'd
wish she'd go viral for winning the lottery, but we
know that's never going to happen. I mean, I could
see her going viral for being a Karen, for being
one of her one of her neighborhood things where she's

(01:10:57):
trying to help, so like one of her neighborly duties.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
That's neighborly. But you make sure you have to say, Karen, Olie,
Yeah you said is your words?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Karen? All right? Yeah, Emily. Would your partner rather have
the perfect face or perfect body? Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
What sky gonna go with? You can't really change your face,
but you can change your body.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
What I mean, I think the spirit of the question
is that you could change.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
You could change change any.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Either change your face to a perfect face or change
your body.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
But that's what I mean is like you could pick
the perfect face and then work on having a great body.
So I think she would choose the perfect face, the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Face, the face, Thank you very much, Eddie. Eddie, would
your partner rather have the perfect face or perfect body?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Door has some body ms morphia stuff going on there?
Like I don't know what's up with that guy, Like
he's all over the place. I think he might say, well,
I already have the perfect face, so I want to
try to work on the perfect body. We know neither
is true, so I'm gonna say he wants the perfect body,

(01:12:08):
he'd rather have the perfect body and deal with his face.
That's my guess.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Last question, Eddie, if your partner could get a special
birthday message from a celebrity, who would they choose to
get it from?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
A special birthday message? Who would he want it from?
It's one of two people, It just depends what. Luckily
we're not in football season right now, it's either Eli
Manning or Eminem. Those are the two people that he loves.
Rock maybe a little bit, but he's kind of falling
off the radar a little bit with Thor. I'm gonna

(01:12:42):
go I'm gonna go with Eminem. I think he picked
Eminem over Eli slightly, but I'm gonna go with eminem
that'd be a different kind of message.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
All right, Emily, last question, if your partner could get
a special birthday message from a celebrity who they choose
to get it from.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
I mean, I think this is kind of an easy
one for me. Sky loves him to death. Keanu Reeves.
I think if he sent her a message, she would
lose it. So I'm gonna say, Keanu, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
That's interesting. I don't know. I don't know you, but
she you know, she's weird. She can go j low
all kinds of different directions. I don't know. I don't know.
We'll see. We're bringing them back in. They were in
the sound proof booth, couldn't hear how we answered. So
they're now going to come in and try to match
our answers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
What's going on in here?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
I think we're doing good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
You look really happy, so I don't know if that
means like something you really.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Blushed? Get away, Jamie.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
All right, Scott, I'm gonna start with you. So I
asked Emily how she thinks you would go viral if
you went viral?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
How would I go viral?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I how would you go viral.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Well, the plan was to scratch pet your laughter over
there for sorry, to chase lottery millions and then to
win the millions. And when I scratched that winning ticket,
I mean like viral, se News, the Today Show, Today Show,
They're all going to want to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I mean they want to scratch.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Well, dude, ten mil on a scratcher, that's a story. Yeah,
And then I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
On is going to be out there and how yeah amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
So hitting a big on a scratcher, that's how I
was going to go viral.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Scott. I hate to be the one to break this
to you, but Emily said you'd go viral for being
a Karen. I thought somebody would be trash carry cut.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Right, because we all know you'll never hit the lottery,
so you can't go viral that way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
But she can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
She's so stun.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
A lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I mean, but you know I had to answer that
question as well, don't you want to get points?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It was what Emily would think.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
I know, but I thought Emily was my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
That fire.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
I mean, I thought, well, I know and double back
and say no, no, no. Neighborly duties after she had
already locked.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
In kids, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Want to win this game.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
I can't believe it. I can't believe Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
I'm sure you totally disagreed with her. Eddie so much
for me. I'm okay, maybe we should move on from
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Okay, that was about starting. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I asked Eddie how he thought you would go viral.
If you're to go viral, I think this is pretty easy.
I think everyone knows. If I go viral, it would
be because I get into a screaming fight or a fight
with somebody over the way I arc or drive. Somebody
videotapes me yelling at somebody. I think recently with my
I wouldn't I wanted to park. Somebody park behind me.

(01:16:10):
We were in the middle of the road and we were
to stand off. So I think that's what it is.
And you went with one of your midweek meltdowns.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Legitimately, if you hit on the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I would love that. We kind of David by Patrick
Mahomes one there you go like three thousand views?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
You want to I said, you kind of went viral,
whether you flying around with a hamburger. I thought that
was cool. That was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Too.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
But you know, I thought you would say the me
freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
That would make sense to you have a lot of
ways you could go viral, not for anything good. All right,
we were both in the same I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Like how supportive they are for each other.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I didn't call him Karen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
We would talk about it all the time in the
show at least once a week. You have a story.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Is getting uncomfortable?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay, getting uncomfortable? Can you not call us brons? Would
you rather have the perfect face or the perfect body?
That's a loaded question because like you look a guy
like Brad Pitt perfect face. Does he have a perfect body?
I don't think so, but he's got the perfect face.

(01:17:21):
The face takes you everywhere. If you have the perfect face,
you can do whatever you want the face, because you
can always put clothes on face.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Or said body. Damn it, you have these such crazy
body issues.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I've got bodies for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I thought you would rather have the body and deal
with your face because you could.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
I feel like you could change your body.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Did you already have a perfect face?

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I mean that's a full face. I don't think that
because I feel like you could change your body just
by working out and eating right. You can't really change
your face.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
You can trying to the spirit of the question was, yeah,
I get to change one thing. Yeah, I would know
the face. I don't disagree.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Okay, I give myself a little chisel, jawl line, better
hair line, upper lip. I have no upper lip. Do
something about my nose. I'm Jewish, so I have that
going on. Unfortunately. Would you rather have the perfect face
or perfect body?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
That's tough both?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Wow? The perfect Oh see, it's all relative because my
perfect body is not my husband's perfect body.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
So your husband wants a heavy hotty right, two bills probably?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Like two bills?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Like he wants me at the point where I'm concerned
for my health.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Yeah. Wow. Like you're like, hey, your ma'am, you're close
to diabetes. Yes, but that's his perfect weight.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, that'll turn him on, that diagnosis, We'll turn him on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
This is getting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Okay, you did. You did shake my husband's hands. So
that's tricky because that's not going to make everybody happy.
My perfect body and gonna make hi happy. Blah blah blah.
So and and I agree with thor. You can always
hide it, you can always tweak it up a little
but the face, it's out there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Face gets your places, man.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
It gets your places, but it can also restrict you
from places too. And I say, perfect face.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Emily said, perfect face. We need it, We needed it.
I was gonna be scared if you didn't get.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Last question, Sky, Yes, if you could get a special
birthday message from a celebrity, who would you want to
be it? Who would you want to get it from?

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Oh my god? Uh Obama, Keanu, Dave, Matthews, Edders.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Bernie, He's Santa, feel the burn, watched it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Santa? Is that Coachella?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Yeah, came out for Clara.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
It's huge, Like this is what we're now now you
know why liberals came when presidency because they're going to Coachella.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
But you know, my love for Keanu is strong. I'm
really into that man. He he is a hottie. So
I am going to say Keanu, Emily, oh my god, friends,
all right?

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
Or if you could get a special birthday message from
a celebrity, who would you want it to be?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Films It's a tough one, but I mean, I think
we all know said it multiple times. My number one
celebrity is it's Marshall Mathers, Eminem Clint Howells climbing the rinks.
He's climbing the rinks, just all. He was named the
number one celebrity on a comic What Cinema com.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, no ladies in there?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Oh well, I mean, what are you gonna do with
the message from anade Armos? You know? Well, I think
you know what you do with eminem ed he said, Eminem.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Wow, I mean, Jamie, you could have made that much
more cool and dramatic for the wind. Yes, that is correct,
sublime on the show. It's rock five three? So are
we in?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Is this prom season?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Love prom season?

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Love you love it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Because American Pie is all about promise season. That's what
my favorite movies ever, and it's about promise season. So
everything you love I watch American Pie promiseason. Nobody else does.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I don't celebrate.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
I'm an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Promposals bother me though there because they're so stupid. Bother
you because there's just it's such a rich white thing
to do, like I like, we like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
If you would have went around for a few more years,
then they would have been part of your legacy and
you would add to accept it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
At the school I went to. I would I didn't
go to I never dated prom.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I know well now, but I'm saying now, if you
would have been in high school, you would have been,
you know, showing up with giant signs at girls doors
and whatever. I don't know how I feel as a
dad if something did some punk ass I was knocking
at my door and has like lit my lawn on fire,
asking my daughter out to promise, murder somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
But the fire spells problem.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I see it. I see it. It's gonna be weird.
Like do I go out there?

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Am I allowed? What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
You're gonna go? That's how you'd go? Viral dad shutting
down a prom post.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I didn't say I shut it down. I can't go
out there, accept Listen, it's my house. I can't go
out there and look what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
After?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Stupid, so dumb. So, yes, you remember prom? You know
you'd go to prom, and I'm sure maybe you had
a little uh party time part of time, a part
of time. Yeah, would you party before prom?

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Of course I did pre party, pre party to all
the dances?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Oh really yeah, oh my god, Winter formal.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
And like back then, back in the day, Like we
would get hotel rooms, which is crazy, like which is
crazy now as a mom my son is fourteen, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Going to be ature.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
It's wild, but like we would like my first time
staying at Paradise Point.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
We we got hotel rooms at Paradise. We didn't do
this when I was a sophomore in high school. Yeah,
where I grew up, no one rented hotels. And we
also went to somebody's house and party.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Oh yeah, we didn't do any of that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Never.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
I wouldn't even think about doings. And if it was
my parents would never in a million I'd have to lie.
They would never in a million years let me hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
In the beginning, until I got a little older, I was,
of course I was the slang about it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I was at Sonso's house.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Yeah, but I would really put a hotel. But who
would buy the hotel?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Who would get the hotel?

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Like we would have we we were like we had
older friends too. So we did have friends that were
like eighteen or nineteen, and they would buy the hotel
room and put it on their car, their card or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
And some parents would put down the car.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
See that's crazy, you know, like liability now the liability
is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
That's why ability which.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Is so crazy. If somebody gets hurt, it's on your card,
you're going to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
But I don't got the umbrella.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
That's right, that's right. I'm with Sky on this before
Eddie though, But like we would, I would keep it cool.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Oh because like I was terrified to worry about getting
caught because you heard of the you know a friend
of a frond, Donna Martin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Donna Martin, she didn't she was allowed to graduate.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Well, she wasn't at first until you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Hey, listen, there isn't no tolerance policy. You show him drinking,
you're not gonna graduate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Don Martin had one issue, one hiccup.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
She didn't eat that day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
All true, But do you not know what no no tolerance?
Of course we're all referring to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I don't know what we're talking about graduates U And
if you have no tolerance policy and you show up drunk,
look at this rule, follower.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Hey listen, I'm not miss Teasley.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Okay, how care you, principal?

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Do you respect me more than anything?

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Of course? Thank you makes me more inside.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yeah, so this is the deal. Most kids, little pre party,
you know, whatever, you had to dance, it's gonna be
a thing. Well, I guess there's one high school out
there that isn't messing around with their students.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah, a high school in Milwaukee, specifically South Milwaukee High
School is making news because the kids are upset after
realizing that sometimes maybe you should read the fine print
when you buy a ticket, sign sign away, you know,
liability to an event or whatever. Because they have just

(01:26:05):
made it clear to them that they're prom coming up
that when they arrive they will have to go through
metal detectors. Yeah, they will have to have their bags, sir,
through my school, and they will now also have to
take and pass a breathalyzer test to let the event.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
We would hear ahead of time, words like like murmurs
about they're going to have breathalyzers at the dances and
they're going to just randomly go up to people if
they thought you look suspicious and breathless.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Never happened, but I remember that was always like a hubbub,
like oh my god, and the kids are like, how
could they do this?

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Yeah, well that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
To be honest, Either in hindsight, Why was my school
so stupid that they didn't just do that, like because
everybody was partying before.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Everybody a certain yeah the cool kid.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Well, of course the kids there are acting like their
rights are being taken.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
There's nothing fun here then when yeah, there's nothing funnier
when a high school kid talks about their rights, it's
the funniest thing ever done in your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Yeah, you've gotta fight for that. I've heard that. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Easter, is this Sunday snuck up on you? Yeah? Yeah?
Are you gonna be dying and hiding eggs for your
Easter egg hunt?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Think about egg prices right now, they're on an all
time high. Well, it may be different this year. We're
gonna see what the plan is for some for Easter
this year. When we get back on the show, A
rock with a five three, That is Corn on the show.
It's Rock one O five to three. I can't believe
it's this week, man, The p one Easter egg hunt

(01:27:53):
is going down on Friday, Monday. This this is this Friday.
Easter is on Sunday? What what did you think it was?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
I thought it was next week?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Okay, come on, dude, don't know why I thought that. Hell,
had you been?

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
I've been telling everybody you better.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Not out my god, it's actually later, yeah, wait later?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Oh sorry, sorry, I'm Jewish. Sorry you know. Passover was
a couple of days ago. Okay, text mess from you guys,
and what did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Temple?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
What didn't I?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Okay, nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It over?

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
That's right. Uh So, yes, we're going to be at
David Buster's Mission Valley getting ready for our adults only
P one Easter eight hunt. Kids can come and watch,
but Heine hunting, Dane hunting. The prizes year extreme throw
will get trampled. It's a it's a tradition. It's not
a tradition like no other. Fantastic looking forward to that. So,

(01:28:44):
of course that is on Friday, but Sunday is actually Easter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
I was with my mom and this past weekend and
they are hosting Easter this year, my parents really and
so they asked it was me and my son. We
were over there, and she said, Jack, you know what
do you think? Do you want to do an Easter
egg hunt? You know, are you too old for it? Now?
You know what do you think? And I can tell
my son he was about to be thirteen. He was

(01:29:10):
in that weird position of like, I don't want to
upset my grandma. I think she wants to do it.
You know, there's probably a tinge of him that still wants,
you know, the money or the candy and stuff like that,
but I think, really, he doesn't want to do it.
But he was in that weird place of like I'm
being asked directly, so he said, sure, yeah, we can

(01:29:30):
do one. Yeah, and it was but it was weird.
I can tell immediately he was out on it. So
I was like, hey, whatever, if he wants to do one,
go ahead, let him do one. You know, get that money, bro.
And then that was it. So then I get a
message later on in the day saying from my mom saying,
all right, well, if you guys can bring the dyed
Easter eggs, you know, the real eggs and die those

(01:29:53):
and then bring those and we'll hide those two. I'll
take care of the plastic eggs. And I'm like, wait
a minute, hold on a minute, I see what you're
doing here. Yeah, you're screwing me. Well, you're screwing me
all through the plastic eggs. You do the diet eggs,
you know, how much money those damn eggs are gonna
cost much? They're over ten bucks for a dozen. There's

(01:30:16):
zero chance we are doing diet eggs this year. None. Zero.
I won't do it, but I'm not doing it. I'm
not paying twelve dollars for a dozen eggs and then
hiding them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Well, it's not like. It's not like your kids are.
They don't care. You know, I don't care anymore. You
gotta be a real weirdo to be doing like Easter
egg CONTSPT past a certain age, you know what I mean,
and die in the a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
You gotta be a real weird person. You're looking rather
than you know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
That's me freak.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Wait what every year? But adults to adults?

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Wait everybody, this is actually traditional with at my grandma's house,
our whole family, like fifty people and everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Well, grandma had a lot of money, right, She's like
they like they like built everything in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
They did build a lot of stuff in San Diego.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
They would hide all of our can't all of our bills,
and the family had one egg with our name written
on it, so you had to just find your name
egg and it was nose or money, and those eggs
was just it was just candy. But then there was
always one golden egg. That was the way my grandma
did it growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Didn't you rip it out of your son's hand? Last year,
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Rip it out of his hands, but I did rub
it in his face that I found the eggs at
my face. That we do now we all participate in
the egg cunt the same way. We each got an
egg with our name on it, and then my mom
up the ante and now there's like three or four
gold eggs, one with fives, some with tens, and someone.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
No thought about giving your son the egg because it's
game on everybody. Those gold eggs. Oh my god, I
found twenty dollars one. You don't give it. You don't
give it to your fourteen year old. You only felt
the dollar woods laughing. That is your man, Robert, participating
in this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Do you think he gets over it after two seconds though,
and just wants to sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
So he doesn't. That's shocking. I thought he'd be all
about it. No, he gets over it after work.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
You guys do real eggs, No, that's eggs. Well, you're
saving money. Then yes, correct, because it's insane not doing
it this year. I used to do it. That being said,
I don't know if we're going all plastic or it
sounds like there's other options.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Yeah, it's interesting because lots of people are finally making
that realization of like, oh, what am I going to
do about the hard boiled eggs for Easter? That's not
a thing, but we still like to be crafty and
dye things and you know, decorate with these eggs. So
there are some options out there now. First, if you
missed out, sorry, but you could replicate it yourself. The

(01:32:43):
people at Jet Puffed Marshmallow they did a thing with
Walmart this weekend where they put out basically a marshmallow
dying kit with their jumbo marshmallows, which are the size
of kind of a small egg, and basically you can
die them, decorate them marshmallow.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I like that thought, but I'm not gonna put a
marshmallow in the planter because that's gross. You're just wasted it.
You know, I can eat it. It's in like dirt
and stuff. It aches, Okay, So I like the concept.
That makes sense maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
For like decorating a centerpiece or something that you know
a little bit more hygienetic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Do we need to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
People do that with the My sister does.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
She does.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
She dies eggs and does them hard boiled and then
puts them on the table as decorations.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
It needs to chill out a little bit. If she
just puts a video on Instagram, they're diet eggs at
her house, I guess. So, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Well, these marshmallow kits at Walmart this weekend immediately sold
out because they were two bucks for the whole thing.
If you buy eggs and the die, that's screaming deal.
So wet that. So you can kind of make your
own with food coloring and whatever got you out way

(01:34:04):
out on that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
You know me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
But there is an article that says, here are a
few different ideas if you want to get crafty and
not use eggs for your hunt a couple you have
to be a little bit of a crafter. One would
be clay, where you actually.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Eggs I'll do I'm not doing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
If you're an environment person, the plastic you could you
have to hear, that's what we do. You get a
sleeve of them at.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Walmart for Okay, so Clay make them in the oven
of your.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Mind, had.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
No chance, wasted time.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Okay, Well, actually that's not about idea.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
The next idea PAINTU get some that are nice egg shaped,
look around and and paint of like little eggs, and
you can hide them and kids will think it's fun
to find them. There you go, you know, and whatever.
Maybe certain colors got a rock correlate with certain prices
or whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
You can't have a twenty spoton rock.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
You can't do it again the color core.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Not everyone uses twenties. All right, that's true. It was
a fifty one year of fifty one riches his family.
We talk about Sky being rich, but the Griffith is
taken over.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Well, she's such the black sheep that it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
It's you don't think of you don't think about them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
But then when you hear these stories of the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Stories, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
And by the way, I think by your niece Maddie
found it that year.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
You don't need to know your eyes. I mean, that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
The hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
I'm dead serious. Oh, like you know, she's pushing kids
out of the way with your reach you're taking.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
I bet she.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
I bet she takes multiple eggs too, Like she steals
from kids.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
She doesn't even need a basket with her hand.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Hands really just holds them all in there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
It's not fair. Auntie Emily has big hands. Yeah, she
doesn't shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Probably, Oh my god, potatoes, small potatoes, you guys say,
are lovely, lovely, lovely for dying. Yeah, yeah, just just wonderful.
And their final suggestion if you think eggs are too
expensive for dying a deck writing this year is the
big stuffed pasta shells. So the pasta shells, but the

(01:36:21):
big ones, the big.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I feel like if they're hard, they're going to crack
so easy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Well, I mean an egg will crack. Be careful, man,
So those big pasta with.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
So this is where we're at or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
The Padres are the hottest team in baseball. I did
not see this coming. They're just killing it right now.
We're going to see what they did this past weekend
that they've never done before. Next to Sports Dirt, true
on the show, it's Rocking five three so this morning

(01:37:10):
history was made.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
You know we're still doing these rocket trips, you know,
to outer space. Well, you know, do we leave the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Kind of it's yeah, you're not. Really, I don't consider
this going to space. I'm sorry, I don't. Technically you're
technically going to the edge of space. You get you
you got to see the curvature of the Earth and
then you kind of float for what a couple of minutes,
and then you come back down going that's not going
to space. Going to space is you're out there total darkness,

(01:37:43):
You're seeing the full Earth. You're in space, like you
take a while to get up there. It's like saying
it's like saying you're oh, yeah, I went for a
dip in the pool, but you put your feet in.
Go in the pool, you put your feet in, but
technically you went in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Well, they made history this morning because they sent up
an all female crew.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Hysterical, just so stupid. I'm sorry, Like what are we
doing all as if like they weren't allowed to go
up until just now, like there's been like there's been
so many women that have gone in space. I mean
there was just a woman that was stuck in space,
like like, what are we doing? What are we doing?

(01:38:32):
Women are allowed in space?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
I wonder if they were, you knowlous telling people, you know, like, oh,
you're doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Really are you going to pull over and ask for directions?
The idiot that Well, if you're not going to ask
for directions and you're going the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
I guarantee they were backseat driving. Oh okay, guarantee was.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
There a guide driving?

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Well? No, no, it's six women. Do you think they Okay, see,
it's I think you guys. It's ridiculousness like this That
is the reason they.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Do things like this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
What do you mean did they do?

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Have they done it all guy crew?

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Yes, that's how history was until.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Well no, with on the on the Bezos.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Thing, they've done it on the Blue.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Origin all guys'd be wild.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Is a wild crew right there. But yeah, it was
about six thirty this morning that all six.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Women full hair and makeup.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
I don't know. I mean, those outfits are tight.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
In the space station in the video, I'm seeing two dudes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Okay, so that's Jeff Bezos. Why is he wearing a
suit's the owner? It's like it's like it's like going
to a baseball game. You're not playing, but you're wearing
a full uniform. He's the coach.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Yeah, but he's not playing.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
But the coaches isn't playing.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
But he started the coach.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
No, he's coaching. Like he was on the headset talking
the police.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
He has nothing to do with this, he's just paying
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Well, his girlfriend slash fiance was was one of the
six women, so you know he's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Right, he's not he's not an as.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Yeah, he built the ship. He built the ship.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
He didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
The dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
What's he possibly saying on the headset? I don't know,
Like how many people asked if he was going up
and he's like, oh no, I'm just staying, and then
they all went.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
I'm running point.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Why is he wearing the suit?

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I do think it's wild to send up an all
female crew and a Penis rocket ship.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Yeah it is a weird.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Yeah, that's crazy. He looks like a Penis.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I also find it why you send up that is true?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Wait, I also find it odd that before they went on,
they all were circled up and Katie Perry was leading
the prayer.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
There, praying for Okay, so yeah, six women.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
What are they praying for?

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Else?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Would you pray?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
I mean they do this thing all the time. They
no fear. Do you pray before you go on an airplane?
You don't think there's a difference. It's a rocket, dude.
I mean they're not going into space. It's still a rocket.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
There's massive giant fuel things unders I get that, but this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Is like that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
How many times they done this already? This is the
first I am sending several prayers. I'd be scared out
of my mind. But then why do it just to
say I did it? It's an adventure, but it's still
risks praying like she's on Normandy in World War Two.
You act like there's never been a break. Rockets that
blown up?

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Give me a break?

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Give me a break?

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
That is that is pretty crazy. I think most people
would be fearful.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
They're going up in the penis and they're gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Yeah, and then they fall back down with a parachute
and so yeah. So the six women we had Katy Perry,
who you know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Why Katy Perry?

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
It's such a weird group. Gael King, you know Oprah's
best Oprah was out there watching, don't worry so on. No,
she didn't wear suit like Bezos did. No, Laurence Sanchez,
Bezos's fiance, who like literally.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
The rest of her face off.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
I don't know what they and when they're when you
go so fast, it was probably peeling back, but hers didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
It's already there. It's already there. Yeah. And that and
that suit she was wearing was so tight, like they
need special okay, okay. And then the other three women
are women that you're probably not familiar with. A rocket scientist,
a bio astronautics researcher, and a movie producer female, all

(01:42:49):
of them women. Again, the all female crew of six.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Now not a random movie producer too. That's kind of wild,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
And I'm thinking, oh, do our movies like have to
do with space or something?

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Kath Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
No, No, it's Carrie Anne Flynn.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
I love her, like it would have been better if
it was car.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
From Dancing with the Stars. That's really random.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Been sick down there, caring on would he go full suit?
Where do he go?

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Full suit? I think so yeah? But unzipped yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
So nice. So they took off from Texas this morning
around six thirty for the ten round the ten minute
flight ten minutes the internet all had the same thought
of Katy Perry must sing a lyric from the song
e T when she's up there. No, no, no, no,

(01:43:48):
Eddie remember the prayers. No, we're not doing that. Everybody
wanted et but she gave us none of that. There's
video out of the moment they were weightless. That's really exciting.
When they landed, Katy Perry came out held up a
daisy for to represent her daughter Daisy like she was

(01:44:08):
like her, but as.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
If, as if she just and then as if she
just landed on Mars for the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Then she got down on her knees and kissed the dirt,
to kiss the ground for she kissed the girl. Oh wait,
that's that's a different a different thing. So it is
well they did it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
I wish I would have known about this toner in
my rant on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
Oh God, you would have loved it. Maybe coming up tomorrow, guys,
a big one, my newest top ten top ten WrestleMania
matches a weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Wow, you go matches matches. I know number one is
going to be Oh do you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
I don't know. Plus we will see how went would
ja me a d U citty not house, not dot City,
ADU sitty for sky all tomorrow

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