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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's been very well documented over the years that
Sky likes to get in there with her neighborhood. She
is always on patrol. I don't know that you're a
helper neighborhood watch. But nobody asks you for your open Okay,
(00:20):
I mean that, but it can be with just about anything,
you know, like with garbage cans. You'll bring in people's
cans for them, even though they don't want you to
do that. Asking just insane.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, and my papers are also open for your decor too,
So if you leave your blinds open, I'm definitely going
to check out what's going on inside.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
She's a busy body. Let's just sit She's a busy body.
You remember the time I told you to Emily that
Sky actually mowed her neighbor's lawn because she didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It's one of the craziest things, actually, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, you know you your your yard is questionable, right,
But if they decided, you know what, I don't like
the way these hedges look, I'm just gonna trim them first.
I'm doing you a favor by trimming your hedges. Call
the cops.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Excuse me. Our lawns went together?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Was you know, one of those newer developments where there's
not much separation.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So our lawns were kind of one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So kind of property lines, cross.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Said, properly property line because they hadn't mowed in about
a month.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes, we did, but you know, hey, why they're growing
it up. It looked great.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Helping helping, thank you, making the neighborhood look beauteous.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, So this is this is skuy'sm O. She's always
in people's business, always getting in there. You know she'll
you know, she'll hear i'll smoke alarm, and you know
she'll go and break into your house.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
What's oh fuck, I gotta make sure that you're not
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
She did go into somebody's backyard once when she heard
a smoke alarm.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Because the smoke alarm wouldn't stop, and it was an
older couple, and I like started getting this image of
them down on the ground from smoke inhalation, you know
what I mean. So I was like, better safe than sorry,
let's peep in this window real quick.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No smoke, you guys, No bodies on.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The one time Sky noticed on her drive in that
one of her neighbors had left their garage door open.
She went inside their garage to close it for them
and ran out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, it was a nut.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It was a ninja stealth like we heard somebody in
there in the middle of the night shot shot.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, it's good happen is the risk you run being
a neighborhood help?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, and you weren't friends with those neighbors either. Well,
like that'd be like me going into like chili dog
Tim's grudge like that, that would be a lot like
we're friends, so like that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He has one nearest chili.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
To be alone in there with his chili. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I do regret the the garage door closing one after
everyone pointed out to me how I could have got
shot in the middle of the night, And yeah, not
besties with the people, but definitely know them. But yeah,
probably at three in the morning, they may not have
recognized me in their dark garage.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So that one I won't do again.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, I can keep going. I mean I have countless
examples of Sky getting in there. Not necessarily you said,
decor Sometimes they are decorations you don't care for.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
If they're gonna have their thing rotate and blare directly
in my living room window.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like that's not cool either.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
One time somebody had like cobweb spider webs as a
Halloween decorations that they went into Sky's bushes or whatever,
and she did not like that. And we need them
as I.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Have a back. Well, I don't need you killing my hydrangels.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Killing them all right. So this is Sky, this is
how she is. She's that neighbor who's always in your business,
always looking around, seeing what you're up to, getting involved
all that stuff. Never asked, nobody ever asked her to
get involved. But she'll get herself involved. While now it
is finally backfired to the point of where her neighbor
(04:05):
is calling her out for something.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't even know what I've gotten myself into now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like like I've I've helped too much, I think is
the problem.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I've too much of a helper.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it's like when you call nine one one and
the police don't show you're you're mad. You're mad at
the police, and you're like, I thought you always had
my back.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why that is your job, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So that's what's going on right now.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So when I leave my house, I live in a
court slash could de sac.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
We've argued about that before, whatever you call it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I live in one of those suckers, and when I
leave in the morning, a couple times I've noticed the
guy who's like directly at the end of the court,
so like, if I were to not turn on the
street that my court butts up against, I would literally
drive straight into his house if I just drove straight ahead, right.
(04:58):
So a couple times leaving at the crack of dawn,
I've noticed when I'm going to make that turn, oh
my gosh, dude left his garage door open overnight. And
I don't know about you, but you know, I think
in most neighborhoods, if a garage door is left open overnight,
that's kind of sketchy and people walk by and steal things.
You know, I've I've heard about it on the next
(05:20):
door app.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, boy, And so I've seen that a.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Couple times, and the couple times that has happened, I
always feel weird about it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But I will lob a text at like three thirty
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I know that's crazy early, but I feel like people
would want to know and like be like, you know,
woken up and wander over and just close the garage
door and go back to bed. So there's been twice
that I've lobbed that text to that guy saying, hey,
garage doors open, and guy keeps like nice stuff in
there too, Like I don't know, I don't know if
he hits or if he has like a censor issue,
(05:58):
but I mean twice over.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The last six years this has happened.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So it's not like it's like every day, but still weird, right,
So whenever that happens, I'm always super apologetic about the time.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I'm always like, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So sorry it's super early, but blah blah blah. And
then when I see him later and he thanks me,
I go, I'm again, so sorry it's super early, but
I just feel bad if I didn't let you know.
So last week, at the very end of last week,
I get home from work, do my usual thing where
I'm taking the dogs for a walk, and I walk
by his house and he happens to be outside tinkering
(06:34):
in his front yard. And that's when he looks at
me and goes, what happened? And I have no clue
what he's talking about. I go, what do you mean
what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And he goes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The other morning, you didn't let me know my garage
door was open, And I'm like, it was and he goes, yeah,
I saw your car on my ring cam turn and
you know, I was surprised to see that on my
rint cam because you've sent me a text before.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Why didn't you you know? Like, what was up? Did you?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He goes, He goes, you don't have to worry about
texting so early. If my garage door is open, I
appreciate it, and I tell I tell him, I go,
I just must have been like zoning out because honestly,
I didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I didn't notice. And then he.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Almost like looks at me with that face like you're
lying face, and he's like, but you're facing directly at
it with your headlights on. How did you? And he goes,
it's okay that it's so early. Again, I'd rather you
tell me than not.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's not my job to let you know. Well, yeah,
maybe it is.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, first of all, anyone that I don't know, I
closed my garage and then I watched it close every time.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Every time. Oh this guy, I just feel like, yeah,
it's insane not to do. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I just like it's insane, not to do that. So like,
this guy is clearly an a hole. First of all,
if you can't close your garage, If you can't close
your garage yourself three times I did, I get it
one time it happens, I get it three times time.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It is crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Second, though he's insane to think of Sky's job. That
being said, though this is your fault, sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You did this, sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
You do need a sweetheart. You like to be involved,
you like to be the neighborhood mom. So now so
so now so that I understand why he's annoyed, because
he's probably in the back of my mind.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, uh, Laurie is gonna close it for me?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay, okay, I mean I get it. If I were
to have seen.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It, I would have you saw it, But you saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't see you saw it.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Probably like I don't feel like texted about Fred's garage.
I think she on purpose. I think she was tired
and annoyed, probably going maybe the night before there was
something Loveland drama. She didn't get a good night's sleep,
so so she didn't want to she didn't want to
text it, and you screwed Fred over.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Screw Fred over. First, his name's off Fred. But I
did not screw him over.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I literally didn't see it, and I told him that
multiple times.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He doesn't believe me.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I can tell by his face he doesn't believe me,
and that I just like either forgot to text or
didn't want to text because it was too early or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Is your own fault. No one look in the mirror.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Are you sure he wasn't joking with you, like, like
thanks a lot for letting me know, kind of like
being sarcastic a little bit, Like yes, Like that to me.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is insane that somebody would get mad at you.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, he wasn't being like mean or mad, but you
know when somebody says things multiple times like it's it's
in there.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So I definitely got the vibe.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Was he kind of jokey joke at first?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He was jokey, joke.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
About but he was annoyed. But I could tell he's
annoyed that I wasn't watching his house in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Bad neighbor.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't think I'm a bad neighbor.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm when I have an opportunity to be a good neighbor.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
If you're gonna do it, you need to do it.
All the time.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Although I stay, if you would have seen the garage
when you see it open the first time, I wouldn't
have said a word.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Let all this stuff get stolen?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
What's not my problem? Close your garage door, bro, And
then and then and then what if it's opened the
third time? I go, what an idiot?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You? You see it? And you go, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I'm not texting him and you screw them because he
probably thinks you're as you're a fail safe.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm happy to be people's fail safe.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You're happy for.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Getting, happy to help if I see it. But it's
like you can't hold me responsible. Like if somebody got
their purse stolen and I didn't see it go down,
how can I be like a witness.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm not a witness. I didn't witness nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
If you are the person who has declared themselves uh
neighborhood watch and always on it and all these things,
and have let him know before, then it is your
responsibility to check that garage on a daily basis, every.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Day, like make a note of everything.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Expects you to. At this point, clearly has an issue
closing his garage.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
A girl can't make mistakes. A girl is expected to
be a perfect I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Ye you lost your job someone, you're not a good neighbor.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Excuse me. I can't make one mistake.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I can't miss something once and now I lose all credibility.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yes, I think that's stupid, and I know, Emily you
think it's crazy. But if your garage is left open
and Chili dogged him so he may have you think
he saw it, but he didn't tell you, I think
that would bother you a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I mean that'd be I think weill him by the
way has texts, but I don't understand it. I don't
think that there's any world that he would see it
and not say something, so I would be aware of that.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But if he just did he says he didn't see it,
and you're like, oh, that's weird, how do you not
see it?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I mean, I honestly don't think i'd be mad at him.
I don't think i'd say anything. I'm the more on
the left my garage open. Okay, that's the way I
feel like.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's what I feel about well sky good neighbor, clearly
not clearly not. It's getting around the worst time. That's
how I feel