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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So today is a very special day for Emily because
one of her childhood.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Best friends, I mean, they're not my best friend.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is having a birthday today, San Diego's own Mario Lopez,
your boy Albert Clifford Slater.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Is that what AC stands for?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's crazy? Any idea?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
He only his close friends? According to Emily Zach Kelly,
Zach Kelly, when you think that they're your friends growing.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Up, they're my friends.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Friendship when you make a friendship bracelet frace Bert Albert
Clifford does your mom? Would your mom find it weird
when you would when you would try to hug the
television when they came on five.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm just like a normal nineties nineties kid. I love
to stay by the bell.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You like it more than most people. I mean I
was obsessed with it. Yeah yeah, yeah, is your dream
to eat at the Max?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What do you think Zach would break the fourth wall?
Did you get excited talking to me?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Of course I did, erectly to you, But I mean
they weren't my friends.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I have I never I don't know this. Between Zach
and a C who would you have picked or screech?
Oh yeah, that's right, Zach girl, you really obviously in
his wrestling uniform didn't do anything for me. No, I
didn't like that. I didn't like girls.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
When he would whip his head back and forth, they
would just swing in the air. That bothered me for
some reason. I liked I like the badass, zach like
kind of rule breaker. I like the bad boy.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Did you think it was odd that he was best
friends with the principal.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
At the time. No, I thought that was normal.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
That he was going to throw mister Belding's wife a
baby shower in his office.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I thought that was normal.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Do you remember the episode where mister Belding's brother became
a substitute teacher and they all liked him more.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Rich dude Belding concerned, and they all they all like
him more, and but Belding was warning them, Hey, he's
gonna let you down.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Is that the guy that took him on the river
rafting trip? Of course?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, and he's god. And then he did let them down,
and they were all devastated. But but there he was there,
he was there, a hug.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wow, he there. Okay, hold on, because what.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Popular crew, what pop property crew isn't friends with the principal?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is so true, too much, this is too much. Well,
how old is old Mario Lopez?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
These days?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
A slater is turning fifty two years.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You look exactly the same Chisels. Listen.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's a complicated relationship with Mario Lopez because he's a
San Diego guy. Yeah, but he doesn't act like that anymore.
He's misster lay and literally you'll see him at Dodgers
games wearing l practice. Yes, you'll see you'll see him
at you know, different Lakers stuff and he's miss La
now and I'm like that bothers me. Bro, you're a
(03:01):
San Diego dude, Like, come on, man, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
He's like San Diego born and raised when it's relevant
for him, like it works.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And I actually saw him in the Rams game.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He doesn't even support the l A Chargers.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
He's las throwing through, which is bs man. So I
can't get that out. Zach kicked his as he did
that weirdly enough, and how did he win?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It makes no sense any sports l and A C
was a legit wrestler and Zach beat him up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Zach reversed the wrestling hold.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah he did. He reversed him. Yeah, he did that
just that? Like, did he hit him with the cell phone,
the brick cell phone with a right cross? So I
guess happy birthday, Mario. Yes, you know, I don't know.
It does give us a chance to talk about Saved
by the Bell, Yes, And I think the most famous
(03:56):
episode of Saved by the Bell, of course, is the
diet pills episode with Jesse.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Becoming a big time singer. Yeah, Jeffe pills. Yeah, it
was like cool going on. She'd be able to study
for tests, and Zach tried to do a little intervention
with her.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Why was their manager? Why was Zach her manager and
not a C? Weren't they always too personal?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Zach's the businessman. A C is the talk yeah's mama, Yeah,
I were seventeen. Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So Zach, you know, climbed through Jesse's window, you no,
grabbed the pills from her. They spread all over the place,
and she was so excited, so excited. I'm so scared.
So that's the biggest, biggest episode, maybe of all time.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Is that The No Hope with Dope episode, No Are
You Insane?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That was the Notpe with Dope was when the guy
his name was Johnny and he was a star, like
a big time star at the time, celebrity, and he
wanted to come to Bayside to shoot a series and
they ended up he befriended this celebrity, befriended the crew, right,
Zack and Kelly and everybody took him to a Hollywood
party doing dope. He was doing an anti dope campaign, but.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
He was doing the anti dope campaign, was doing dope.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wow, And so that said, there's no are their parents
just let him go to Hollywood? It's pretty wild. I
don't think ke parents. Yeah, no, she did.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Her dad lost his job in one episode and that
was very sad because that's why she couldn't go to
prom and the Zach and Kelly prom. That's why they
were slow dancing outside the prom. She was wing to
sweat heirt.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You're right and I did right and I teared up. Okay, okay,
how come you outside swaying back and forth after the
will they won't they?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
For years?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well moment back to the catheen pills. Guys, that episode
was the very special episode of Saved by the Bell. No,
it really made you think, and you know, made us
all wonder what would happen you know, to Poor Jesse
and things like that. So all of those shows back
in the days had the very special episode, right, which
(06:13):
was serious. You had the goofy ness of whatever Full
House or whatever, and then you had the one episode
we were.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Like, oh my god, this is so dark. Yeah, what
the hell?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Speaking of Full House, there is a very special episode
where Dijit Tanner had bodies.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
In your friends.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Oh yeah, you were friends with Deed right, I wasn't
friends with You were mad at Kimmy Gibbler for getting
in there because you thought they were leaving you out.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Happened jealous? Dj Tanner had body dysmorphia. Oh no, she started.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's on the treadmill, and she's going on the treadmill
like really hard for like hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Pills so excited disorder.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'll never forget. This is not nineties. This was eighties.
I remember as a kid watching Facts of Life.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I feel like this is even more ridiculous. Dude in
the eighties.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I mean, I'm sitting there watching Facts of Life, okay,
which it was whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know, it's a goofy Fox went no, dude, stop it.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
And Natalie was living with missus Garrett in the house.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They went in the house. It was a school, a
school house. They live there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I don't know what. It was like a boarding school. Okay,
so Natalie, who was the goofiest character, got raped.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You're like, what what? Watching Facts of Life and then
one of the characters gets raped?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The hell it was horrific. Yeah, that's awful. It really
was Left turn.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I remember like Different Strokes had their special episode like
with a bully you know.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh, yeah, they don't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Boy meets we had a special episode where Sean his
dad left him and nobody wanted him anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
God.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, so you're handed living with the teacher. Do you
remember the teacher's name?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I believe No.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh mister oh, I'm so disappointed that was your show.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Anything happened on a Step by Step? No?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Well, because of Mario Lopez's birthday and of course the
very famous I'm so excited episode, then we have the
best very special episodes from the nineties.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Real quick, mister Turner. Oh really, living mister Turner a motorcycle?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't care. We have to also meet Don Martin
graduates in Beverly Hills. Is this sitcoms? Or is this?
Because I don't think that happened, because that was there
was serious.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
If they have a p s A episode, they had
serious topics.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's more like, yeah, let's not forget when like that
guy Ray pushed her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, broke her arm? Yeah, which came out of nowhere?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Did you ask your mom if you can visit her
in the hospital?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Okay, well, yes, of course.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
The Saved by the Bell Jesse hooked on caffeine pill
episode makes the article.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Does not get an Emmy for that, that's so true.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There was also an episode where Zach delivers a baby
in an elevator.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't think that was a special elso it was
a little silly Zach crashed the car and got a
d y.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
That's a good episode, and it was it was Lisa's
dad's car, remember, yeah, anything from the college to years,
I want to know they were best friends with their
r A Bob GOLLI.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Weird that.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
And then Zach asked Kelly to marry him because she
was dating a professor.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
All of that seems wrong. I couldn't make the cut.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I love the college yourself? Oh really big, that's weird.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Okay, so also making the article a very special ninety
sitcom episodes that come out of nowhere. We got from
Family Matters. When Laura considers buying a gun after she
got beaten.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Up at school. God, she's just she's gotta arm herself.
She's got to get a gun, you guys. And I
do that? Okay? No, No, is that what he does?
Shoots somebody? Then I do that? Like yeah, okay, intense?
What from Born Coming World is this my episode?
Speaker 6 (10:45):
When Sean got sucked into a cult, I don't remember.
I guess there was a guy named mister Mac who
was going to help center him.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't remember. I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I remember when she left him and he said, nobody
wants me any Oh, but I don't remember that he
went to a cult.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
From Sister Sister when Tia and Tamara met a predator
online who pretended to be a photographer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And was going to get their career in there. Wow.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
From the French Fresh Prince of bel Air, Dude, there's
a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well you remember the very famous one when he's standing
there with with Uncle Phil and he comes in and
yeah that was This still gets me.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And you feel for will men. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
Yeah, they named the one when Will and Carleton debate
racial profiling after they were pulled over, and it got
this whole thing about racial profile.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I thought they were going to bring up when Will
gets uh Will Will loses a lot of money playing pool.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
But Uncle Phil shows up and he's a pool shark.
He's a hustler. He rolls up his sleeve some reason,
he's still wearing a suit. Had a bad part of town. Yeah,
that killer episode from Full House.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
They say, when Stephanie found out one of her classmates
was being abused by their father on a regular basis
and ends up in foster care.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So that's shocked. Danny Harry and take them in no doubt,
he takes everybody else in.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Uncle Joey wasn't doing weird stuff. Well, he knew what
was going on the basement.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
And finally, the last very special episode that comes out
of nowhere in ninety sitcoms is from Home Improvement when
Randy has a cancer scare and they he has thyroid cancer.
So he's in an arcade waiting for the test results
and has a breakdown about dying at such a young age.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, thyroid cancer, which one was Randy? I think Tom? No? No,
they said, Yeah, J T T. Straight up, that's your boyfriend.
I loved it. That's your boyfriend I wish. Wow, those
are some great episodes. Guys. We learned a lot. We
learned a lot. Yeah,