October 22, 2025 • 15 mins
Today is Sky's birthday today and we pulled out all the bells and whistles in the studio to decorate!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think if you move the arm around the there
you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh no, but then yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
She can't do anything that's out of place. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
The computer's nothing new if.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You just yeah, but it's the other things around well,
like throwing her off.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's really not that. It's really not that difficult.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're again, you're the guy in the infomercial who can't
carry all the things and is falling down. And today
is Sky's birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, eight years old, the Big four eight?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Huh do we have thoughts on fifty? Right around the car,
I'm just asking, like, I don't know, we thought about it,
like where are we going Ireland? What are we doing?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I'm still I'm still trying to figure out myself.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You wake up in like fifty feel like pain like.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I do every day, thor every that's where your head. Yeah,
when you get up, you make noise. It's miserable every time.
You're full ten years older than me.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean, you thought about forty.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm not even closing.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Where we go on Ireland? I heard Bigland.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It just sounds like a good time. I really want
to go to the island. Really really Okay, I think
for your fiftieth we need to do a show trip
to Ireland. I think that just makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
I don't know what that I agree.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Make the company pay for it. It'll be great.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Can we go so work Tropical? Can I you part Irish?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I am there?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You go go see the homeland.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We all know where she wants to go. Organ No,
come on, no.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm not going to Oregon for your fiftieth. Hell no,
I refuse.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wants to go.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So Sky's birthday today, what a big deal, unbelievable we made.
What are the plants? I know there's got to be
some some hot plans, hop lands.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Hot plans going on.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
So I woke up to my surprise to see that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bear again that was left from last night.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well probably, but I mean I think he cleans it up. Yeah,
so not his birthday, my birthday.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So in the dark.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It was weird because you know, we have this little
light fixture over our kitchen island and every morning when
I leave for work, it's off. And this morning I
noticed it was like because it's on a dimmer, it
was left.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
A big deal.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It was left on like on the lowest setting, and
I'm like, that's weird. And that's when I realize why
because underneath it, in the little glow of light that
was left, I could see the outline of presence. And
instead of going flowers, they went potted plants this year,
so of orchid.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Situation, what was going on?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Gift?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Left?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, So so that started off the morning, right, So
I do know there are presents a come in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'm surprised, right, because usually that doesn't happen. No, they
don't do anything.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Like normally it won't be until later, there will be
some sort.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Of today while you're at work.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Finally, after years of talking about it, you got the point.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So yeah, so that was kind of a surprise and
a delight to see this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Because you don't get to open it, Like I'd be
kind of annoyed. I'd be like, you know, like I
don't get to do anything, like thanks for showing.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You what you're saying. But when the bar is.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
A big deal, it's also kind of like presence under
the Christmas tree in a way, like like.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
What's in there? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
The fact that there's two gift bags like what like, yeah,
so now there's two people they both yeah but this,
Oh no, they'll they'll go joint gift all day, all
all the time.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
They'll go joint gift.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
So so that was an exciting way to start the morning,
unexpected and exciting. And then we don't have much planned,
which isn't gonna be a shocker.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Where the bar is low, this is where the bar
this is part for the course. Yeah, this is where.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Who didn't make reservations?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So nowhere listen. I get it's a Wednesday, but then.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, if it's not horrible ideal, it's not a Monday
or Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's true Wednesdays suck. If I this Monesday, if this
was my wife's birthday, I would ask her, do you
want to do something on your birthday? Or do you
want to do something on like Friday before Friday after?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Now what if she says no, I want something on
my birthday and.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I gotta make a reservation. Okay, but I got but
I'm gonna ask her.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, Yeah, well I'm already good on Friday and he's
throwing me a massive party at.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Everybody's invited.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We're just going it happened. It happens to be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, yes, well the theme is brew Ball, but it's
for Scotty.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, I haven't been saying that.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
No, I mean, in fact, there's a little paper here
with details on said party, and.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That paper shove it. That's right, don't still, don't steal
my thunder called for.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's an odd theme for a birthday party, but hey,
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This is what Hey, this is life. When you get
born close to Halloween or your baby is gonna get
used to this. Uh, next year, I'll throw brew Ball
for Walker baby Walker's birthday mash cake.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It'll be great.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That is great. And I am feverishly looking at my
phone to make sure I don't get a text that
my wife's water breaks today.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What are we expecting it?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, I mean because you want because you don't want
it on skysburd. No, you don't want to share the death.
You don't want to share the day.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I go, I go, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sorry, okay, so yeah, that's all righters crossed.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Nothing happens today, so you don't.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Well, so it was like two weeks ago, and I
looked up at my cat calendar and saw my birthday,
which was circled in a heart.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You circle your own birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's not true And why do you need to remind
yourself your birth is so crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Myopic?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Everybody birth everybody's birthday in my family get.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Circled with it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's fine, your own.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Am I not part of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know your birthday? You you use a calendar for
reminder and a heart. Oh all right.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
So I looked up at that bad boy I think
it was like two weeks ago and ago. Huh that
square up, there's still blank. There's there's nothing on that
bad boy nothing nothing, nothing on there.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
But even if like the Boo plans some thing for you,
he's not going to write it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In your calendar. True, but he could say, hey, I
made plans for your birthday, and then she would write
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's how you don't understand this either, because your man
would never do this either. Got so, yes, this this
is all unfamiliar territory.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Because your Birthdaymily, you would cook something yes, or something yeah,
that's actually true, fancy steaks or something.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, that would be delightful, to be honest.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
See, so I saw that blank square and I said, no,
one's going to be filling that. I am at a
point in my life and my relationship where I know
the deal, I know what's up. There will be no
reservation made. There may be a question drop two or
three days before the birthday of like, oh, you want
to go somewhere special? You want to And I didn't
(07:35):
want to do that. I wanted to take the reins
and take control. And so that is when I decided
to make myself a birthday dinner reservation.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Well, no, that would be really nice, cooking lobster.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'm going to a Yeah no, no, I made it
for the family, for the three of us, and so
we have a dinner reservation tonight at in Tayphong.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Wh you guys new spot that spot spot?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah? So good already, like know what I'm going to
order it?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, Well, then at least you have something planned myself
that is wild.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
It is, it is what it is?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What it is?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Would you let him know on the phone, Hey, it's
somebody's birthday?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Actually hilarious.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I did an online reservation and of course I put
in the notes birthday are any specially around Ye.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
If I knew how to do the heart in that box,
I would have.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, your birthday is already kicked off to quite a
start because the Party Planning Committee.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Has really gone gone really overboard and behind, above and
beyond all night.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
This is wild.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It is wild. It is a wild scene. So, uh,
this set up here, there's the party Committee is one person.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's Emily.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know why she's taken this on for herself,
but for our birthday. Emily likes to decorate except for mind, well,
your your birthday doesn't nice if we did it though
when I came back before.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
This wave passed and then yeah, it just doesn't make
me sense.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I had to see this all down this morning.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Oh really, Oh you watched it happen.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Emily's decorated. We do have a new happy birthday signy
because the old ones have really I mean that. Yeah,
you know, no offense, they just they've seen better days.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Uh it's okay, no offense taken. I mean I've had
my ups and downs this Party Planning Committee situation.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I did start off.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Pretty strong when I first started on the show. I
feel like I did do a lot better.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But the balloon situation that was over here in the
corner where I couldn't move, it was a little difficult.
It was a little difficult, but the intent was great.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
There was that one time where I did a handmade
sign for Eddie where I printed out and colored and
colored in little Yoda's on it.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That was at his when we were broadcasting from his
house during COVID.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Yes, and then it did kind of go down the
last couple of years where I did have a paper
happy birthdays way down here.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, that I was missing the d I would use.
It was not great, a ripped.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Like a ripped letter that was taped back together.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So yes, not a huge effort. But today, yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Nailed it because I wasn't. I wasn't Slash was expecting
last year's sign because I don't know if you guys
recall last year, but Eddie may have set Emily up
and told her that I was turning forty eight last year.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That was awesome. So on my birthday I forgot about that.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
What a great I walked into the happy birthday sign
that said happy forty eight.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
That Emily was so proud of her.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I forgot about that, So I'm like, is she is she.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Gonna dig that bad boy out?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That was like a gift for me?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
It actually, damn, I forgot about that.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
But I think you got so pissed you like crumpled
it up and threw it away and threw on it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh yeah, So we have a new happy birthday sign.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We have a weird paper mache birthday cake thing.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I don't really know what that is.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It is you mean lovely?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, okay, what's the point of it? Do you eat it?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What's the point of it?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It looks like it should go on a cake, top
of the top.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It's a festive birthday centerpiece.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Centerpiece for we don't have a table here.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I mean there's it's sitting on a flat surface right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Now, flat surface.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
When you say centerpiece, yes, I put that together myself
last night.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean what I mean, what do you do?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I mean I can see the dots of glue on
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I had to get a Google out because it was
very flimsy.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And so that thing, where did you get it at?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I got it at a very fancy store.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
The things cost a dollar? Okay, so true.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But I mean, but I went there yesterday for you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, there yesterday for yesterday, and then we have a
lighted happy birthday sign. Yeah again, I don't know where
that's supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Right where it is in the hole in the table.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, luckily there is a hole in the table. But
where would you put that otherwise?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
My wheels were.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Spinning trying to figure that guy out, and I was
gonna stick it in my penholder right now.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But I'm saying for a norm enormy like what is
it meant for?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Like a cake?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, a lot of cake decorations, I feel like. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And then the balloon situation, This is where we've really
gone off the rails.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There are one, two, three, four or five six, like
six happy face balloons spread out on in sky space.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah. One is definitely the size of the Sky's head.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
That was intentional, Okay, I thought I felt like it
was her little buddy.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, it's a little buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Sky. I'm sure loves all this. She does love her birthday,
loves attention, all that stuff, but it's in her space.
She cannot handle anything different in her space, So look
at her. She's really thrown off.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Like move you could move the birthday center piece?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Okay, I feel like I can't. I'm okay, you're okay
with them?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Where to go in the center? She's moving aggressive? Okay,
now you just put it over her? Can it go
right there? You don't want it there? Why don't you
want it there?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I want it close to the sky.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
That is close to the sky. Look at that. That's
perfect it No, no, all this when you were when
you were watching Emily do all this? What was your thoughts?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, I walked in. Uh, I brought drove the truck
this morning, so I had to back in.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What why do you have to back in when you
have a truck.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Because I feel like it's easier to get out. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You know I drive a truck every day.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, you back out?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
So I never left.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So I back in and then we kind of She
comes into the stud say time, I'm coming into the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Your nightmare.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So I see her turn and she's got frantic the
happy birthday sign, and I could tell that she's thinking
of gods here because she was trying to do it
before I.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Got completely accurate.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
So then and I want to I got here like
a couple of minutes early today so I could do
this so I didn't have to run into him. But
then I had a computer problem of course on the
one morning then I had to see him.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
And then I would say to myself, oh god, Emily's
going in the studio.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, you don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
No, I don't want to talk to anybody. And you know, Emily,
me and you Eddie could be quiet, not say anything
to each other. Emily's got to say something, you know.
So she's very uncomfortable and.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Very comfortable, but you you were chatting it up?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I did. I asked her. I asked her a question
because she I text her yesterday and she didn't respond to.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was like, oh did you see that. She's like, oh,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But look at I mean, she was busy doing I mean,
this has been NonStop. Come on, what an effort. So yeah,
a little bit, a little much today, it's a lot
very nice.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Who's going to do the decorations for a few weeks
months Emily's birthday?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, when she's the only member.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of the planning committee Party planning committee, you should get together,
hold on nobody else.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, might not even you might not be here? Yeah?
Oh no, so then what? Yes? Can I tag in Jamie?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh the charge?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I feel like something weird.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
How about we just leave the sign up until after
your birthday?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I'll leave me the sign up.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, okay, okay, I'm not a fan of that idea.
All right, we'll send you something. Do we need decorations?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I mean I feel like making guys, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Gonna be forty two, like we're still doing that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, come on, forty two.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It's thought about me today.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's about to right, you're right forty all right, here
we go.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Oh god,
I think if you move the arm around the there
you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh no, but then yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
She can't do anything that's out of place. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
The computer's nothing new if.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You just yeah, but it's the other things around well,
like throwing her off.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's really not that. It's really not that difficult.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're again, you're the guy in the infomercial who can't
carry all the things and is falling down. And today
is Sky's birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, eight years old, the Big four eight?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Huh do we have thoughts on fifty? Right around the car,
I'm just asking, like, I don't know, we thought about it,
like where are we going Ireland? What are we doing?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I'm still I'm still trying to figure out myself.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You wake up in like fifty feel like pain like.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I do every day, thor every that's where your head. Yeah,
when you get up, you make noise. It's miserable every time.
You're full ten years older than me.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean, you thought about forty.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm not even closing.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Where we go on Ireland? I heard Bigland.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It just sounds like a good time. I really want
to go to the island. Really really Okay, I think
for your fiftieth we need to do a show trip
to Ireland. I think that just makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
I don't know what that I agree.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Make the company pay for it. It'll be great.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Can we go so work Tropical? Can I you part Irish?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I am there?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You go go see the homeland.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We all know where she wants to go. Organ No,
come on, no.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm not going to Oregon for your fiftieth. Hell no,
I refuse.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wants to go.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So Sky's birthday today, what a big deal, unbelievable we made.
What are the plants? I know there's got to be
some some hot plans, hop lands.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Hot plans going on.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
So I woke up to my surprise to see that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bear again that was left from last night.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well probably, but I mean I think he cleans it up. Yeah,
so not his birthday, my birthday.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So in the dark.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It was weird because you know, we have this little
light fixture over our kitchen island and every morning when
I leave for work, it's off. And this morning I
noticed it was like because it's on a dimmer, it
was left.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
A big deal.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It was left on like on the lowest setting, and
I'm like, that's weird. And that's when I realize why
because underneath it, in the little glow of light that
was left, I could see the outline of presence. And
instead of going flowers, they went potted plants this year,
so of orchid.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Situation, what was going on?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Gift?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Left?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, So so that started off the morning, right, So
I do know there are presents a come in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'm surprised, right, because usually that doesn't happen. No, they
don't do anything.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Like normally it won't be until later, there will be
some sort.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Of today while you're at work.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Finally, after years of talking about it, you got the point.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So yeah, so that was kind of a surprise and
a delight to see this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Because you don't get to open it, Like I'd be
kind of annoyed. I'd be like, you know, like I
don't get to do anything, like thanks for showing.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You what you're saying. But when the bar is.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
A big deal, it's also kind of like presence under
the Christmas tree in a way, like like.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
What's in there? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
The fact that there's two gift bags like what like, yeah,
so now there's two people they both yeah but this,
Oh no, they'll they'll go joint gift all day, all
all the time.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
They'll go joint gift.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
So so that was an exciting way to start the morning,
unexpected and exciting. And then we don't have much planned,
which isn't gonna be a shocker.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Where the bar is low, this is where the bar
this is part for the course. Yeah, this is where.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Who didn't make reservations?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So nowhere listen. I get it's a Wednesday, but then.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, if it's not horrible ideal, it's not a Monday
or Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's true Wednesdays suck. If I this Monesday, if this
was my wife's birthday, I would ask her, do you
want to do something on your birthday? Or do you
want to do something on like Friday before Friday after?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Now what if she says no, I want something on
my birthday and.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I gotta make a reservation. Okay, but I got but
I'm gonna ask her.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, Yeah, well I'm already good on Friday and he's
throwing me a massive party at.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Everybody's invited.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We're just going it happened. It happens to be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, yes, well the theme is brew Ball, but it's
for Scotty.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, I haven't been saying that.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
No, I mean, in fact, there's a little paper here
with details on said party, and.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That paper shove it. That's right, don't still, don't steal
my thunder called for.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's an odd theme for a birthday party, but hey,
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This is what Hey, this is life. When you get
born close to Halloween or your baby is gonna get
used to this. Uh, next year, I'll throw brew Ball
for Walker baby Walker's birthday mash cake.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It'll be great.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That is great. And I am feverishly looking at my
phone to make sure I don't get a text that
my wife's water breaks today.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What are we expecting it?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, I mean because you want because you don't want
it on skysburd. No, you don't want to share the death.
You don't want to share the day.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I go, I go, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sorry, okay, so yeah, that's all righters crossed.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Nothing happens today, so you don't.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Well, so it was like two weeks ago, and I
looked up at my cat calendar and saw my birthday,
which was circled in a heart.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You circle your own birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's not true And why do you need to remind
yourself your birth is so crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Myopic?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Everybody birth everybody's birthday in my family get.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Circled with it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's fine, your own.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Am I not part of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know your birthday? You you use a calendar for
reminder and a heart. Oh all right.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
So I looked up at that bad boy I think
it was like two weeks ago and ago. Huh that
square up, there's still blank. There's there's nothing on that
bad boy nothing nothing, nothing on there.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
But even if like the Boo plans some thing for you,
he's not going to write it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In your calendar. True, but he could say, hey, I
made plans for your birthday, and then she would write
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's how you don't understand this either, because your man
would never do this either. Got so, yes, this this
is all unfamiliar territory.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Because your Birthdaymily, you would cook something yes, or something yeah,
that's actually true, fancy steaks or something.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, that would be delightful, to be honest.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
See, so I saw that blank square and I said, no,
one's going to be filling that. I am at a
point in my life and my relationship where I know
the deal, I know what's up. There will be no
reservation made. There may be a question drop two or
three days before the birthday of like, oh, you want
to go somewhere special? You want to And I didn't
(07:35):
want to do that. I wanted to take the reins
and take control. And so that is when I decided
to make myself a birthday dinner reservation.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Well, no, that would be really nice, cooking lobster.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'm going to a Yeah no, no, I made it
for the family, for the three of us, and so
we have a dinner reservation tonight at in Tayphong.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Wh you guys new spot that spot spot?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah? So good already, like know what I'm going to
order it?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, Well, then at least you have something planned myself
that is wild.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
It is, it is what it is?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What it is?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Would you let him know on the phone, Hey, it's
somebody's birthday?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Actually hilarious.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I did an online reservation and of course I put
in the notes birthday are any specially around Ye.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
If I knew how to do the heart in that box,
I would have.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, your birthday is already kicked off to quite a
start because the Party Planning Committee.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Has really gone gone really overboard and behind, above and
beyond all night.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
This is wild.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It is wild. It is a wild scene. So, uh,
this set up here, there's the party Committee is one person.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's Emily.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know why she's taken this on for herself,
but for our birthday. Emily likes to decorate except for mind, well,
your your birthday doesn't nice if we did it though
when I came back before.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
This wave passed and then yeah, it just doesn't make
me sense.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I had to see this all down this morning.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Oh really, Oh you watched it happen.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Emily's decorated. We do have a new happy birthday signy
because the old ones have really I mean that. Yeah,
you know, no offense, they just they've seen better days.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Uh it's okay, no offense taken. I mean I've had
my ups and downs this Party Planning Committee situation.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I did start off.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Pretty strong when I first started on the show. I
feel like I did do a lot better.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But the balloon situation that was over here in the
corner where I couldn't move, it was a little difficult.
It was a little difficult, but the intent was great.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
There was that one time where I did a handmade
sign for Eddie where I printed out and colored and
colored in little Yoda's on it.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That was at his when we were broadcasting from his
house during COVID.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Yes, and then it did kind of go down the
last couple of years where I did have a paper
happy birthdays way down here.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, that I was missing the d I would use.
It was not great, a ripped.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Like a ripped letter that was taped back together.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So yes, not a huge effort. But today, yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Nailed it because I wasn't. I wasn't Slash was expecting
last year's sign because I don't know if you guys
recall last year, but Eddie may have set Emily up
and told her that I was turning forty eight last year.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That was awesome. So on my birthday I forgot about that.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
What a great I walked into the happy birthday sign
that said happy forty eight.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
That Emily was so proud of her.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I forgot about that, So I'm like, is she is she.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Gonna dig that bad boy out?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That was like a gift for me?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
It actually, damn, I forgot about that.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
But I think you got so pissed you like crumpled
it up and threw it away and threw on it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh yeah, So we have a new happy birthday sign.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We have a weird paper mache birthday cake thing.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I don't really know what that is.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It is you mean lovely?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, okay, what's the point of it? Do you eat it?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What's the point of it?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It looks like it should go on a cake, top
of the top.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It's a festive birthday centerpiece.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Centerpiece for we don't have a table here.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I mean there's it's sitting on a flat surface right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Now, flat surface.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
When you say centerpiece, yes, I put that together myself
last night.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean what I mean, what do you do?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I mean I can see the dots of glue on
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I had to get a Google out because it was
very flimsy.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And so that thing, where did you get it at?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I got it at a very fancy store.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
The things cost a dollar? Okay, so true.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But I mean, but I went there yesterday for you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, there yesterday for yesterday, and then we have a
lighted happy birthday sign. Yeah again, I don't know where
that's supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Right where it is in the hole in the table.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, luckily there is a hole in the table. But
where would you put that otherwise?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
My wheels were.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Spinning trying to figure that guy out, and I was
gonna stick it in my penholder right now.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But I'm saying for a norm enormy like what is
it meant for?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Like a cake?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, a lot of cake decorations, I feel like. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And then the balloon situation, This is where we've really
gone off the rails.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There are one, two, three, four or five six, like
six happy face balloons spread out on in sky space.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah. One is definitely the size of the Sky's head.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
That was intentional, Okay, I thought I felt like it
was her little buddy.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, it's a little buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Sky. I'm sure loves all this. She does love her birthday,
loves attention, all that stuff, but it's in her space.
She cannot handle anything different in her space, So look
at her. She's really thrown off.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Like move you could move the birthday center piece?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Okay, I feel like I can't. I'm okay, you're okay
with them?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Where to go in the center? She's moving aggressive? Okay,
now you just put it over her? Can it go
right there? You don't want it there? Why don't you
want it there?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I want it close to the sky.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
That is close to the sky. Look at that. That's
perfect it No, no, all this when you were when
you were watching Emily do all this? What was your thoughts?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, I walked in. Uh, I brought drove the truck
this morning, so I had to back in.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What why do you have to back in when you
have a truck.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Because I feel like it's easier to get out. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You know I drive a truck every day.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, you back out?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
So I never left.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So I back in and then we kind of She
comes into the stud say time, I'm coming into the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Your nightmare.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So I see her turn and she's got frantic the
happy birthday sign, and I could tell that she's thinking
of gods here because she was trying to do it
before I.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Got completely accurate.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
So then and I want to I got here like
a couple of minutes early today so I could do
this so I didn't have to run into him. But
then I had a computer problem of course on the
one morning then I had to see him.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
And then I would say to myself, oh god, Emily's
going in the studio.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, you don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
No, I don't want to talk to anybody. And you know, Emily,
me and you Eddie could be quiet, not say anything
to each other. Emily's got to say something, you know.
So she's very uncomfortable and.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Very comfortable, but you you were chatting it up?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I did. I asked her. I asked her a question
because she I text her yesterday and she didn't respond to.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was like, oh did you see that. She's like, oh,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But look at I mean, she was busy doing I mean,
this has been NonStop. Come on, what an effort. So yeah,
a little bit, a little much today, it's a lot
very nice.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Who's going to do the decorations for a few weeks
months Emily's birthday?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, when she's the only member.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of the planning committee Party planning committee, you should get together,
hold on nobody else.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, might not even you might not be here? Yeah?
Oh no, so then what? Yes? Can I tag in Jamie?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh the charge?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I feel like something weird.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
How about we just leave the sign up until after
your birthday?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I'll leave me the sign up.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, okay, okay, I'm not a fan of that idea.
All right, we'll send you something. Do we need decorations?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I mean I feel like making guys, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Gonna be forty two, like we're still doing that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, come on, forty two.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It's thought about me today.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's about to right, you're right forty all right, here
we go.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Oh god,
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