October 22, 2025 • 11 mins
Thor's wife is about to have a baby but Thor isn't having a great time with all the middle of the night wake ups... so he decided to rant about his unborn son on Thor's Midweek Meltdown
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm pissed about or have some respect Thors midweek meltdown.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Down All right, here we go. Once a week Thor
goes crazy. He goes off on whatever is bothering him
for that week. So this week he's been a mess.
I mean he's got a lot going on. I understand
a lot on his mind.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'll try and get over Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, that's not what I'm referring to. No, okay, what's
your what's your issue?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, first of all, I want to point out my
new T shirt on the radio. Dude, I'm gonna say
what it is. My new T shirt. It's a picture
of Jackson Dart. It says ripping Darts. What a joke?
So clever. I love it. It's great. Right after Sunday, Yeah,
(00:56):
he wasn't his fault. They lost the game through a
pretty terrible pick. He did throw a pick, but he
did also lead them down the field for a touchdow Car.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I mean bringing it up, am I supposed to?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, everyone sees your shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Stop putting getting on your tippy toes so the camera
can see your shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But no, that's not what it is. About I can't
do a Giants rant. Oh yeah, I wasn't allowed to giants?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Would you want to?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They don't After that disgusting display on Sunday, the problem
scored thirty three points in six minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's historic.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So no, I don't even want to talk about that. Okay,
just I mean, you're.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wearing the shirt. I don't know what you want me
to do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Giant shirt and hat on. But I don't want to
talk about dark okay, oh, the dark glory, the Dark
Glory dart Okay, No, this is about something I guess
more important. My wife and my unborn child. Yeah, that
you guess that's more important. I'm just gonna say this
(01:56):
right out the gate. I love this kid. Obviously he's
not born yet, but I him. You don't hit I'm
not feeling that genuine you know what, he's taking it
from me because I'm over this kid. Okay, what's this kid?
He's not here yet. I can't stand this guy already.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, can you stop saying things like that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Stop saying things like that. Guy, This kid, this idiot
has made my life miserable. What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? First of all, what's the
doctor last week two weeks ago? I don't know it
was last week. Yes, we got the updates, got the updates.
The kid weighs. The kid's huge. He weighs like nine
and a half pounds of thirty five weeks. It's massive.
So that so we run to the impression we're gonna,
(02:35):
like Eddie says, his fake watch because he never watches. Yeah,
that he's coming on any day now. So the doctors.
I asked the doctor, well, okay, if he what are
we thinking before or after Halloween? And she like laughed
in my face and she goes, oh, definitely before, and
I'm like, all right, great. So she says we may
have to do a sea section, and I go, okay,
we weren't. We didn't want to do a sea section.
(02:57):
I don't want to deal with that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Insides aren't getting cut up, but they're just dealing with
the recovery afterwards. I can't imagine that when there's a
C section. Dads usually do a lot of the work
I did. I did usually, yeah, well, Emily, you have
a different child situations blood clock because I was doing
so much work outs. Removed from the apartment by firefighters
(03:23):
I don't know what to tell you. Okay, that's a
wild thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I stayed with him fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And yeah, yeah, so I don't want that to happen.
But but so then like a couple of days later,
she messages just to hey, c section scheduled November sixth,
just in case, and I go, that's only one day
before our due date. She literally laughed at me and
said how it won't even make it to Halloween. So
I'm like, what is going on? So we have another appointment,
So I want to call the doctor immediately and find
(03:55):
out what's going on. My wife is what's that going
to do? We have an appointment on.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And what are they going to tell you?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, I just want to know what changed from the
appointment where she literally told us one thing and then
told us something completely different. So I'm like, what change?
That's really weird to me. It annoys me, It bothers me,
It bothers me. I think that's I think that's a
fair bother. So that bothers me. That going on, and
then we also have going on. My wife is extremely grumpy.
This kid is making my wife miserable, which in turn
(04:25):
is making me miserable. If it's my fault, I can't
blame you kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I can around.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's how ribs he's hurting her cervix sees at her back,
and then like god forbid, I come home and say,
oh God, I'm tired today. You know I'm not allowed
to say it, And it's all this kid's fault.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay again, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You're the earth already. I'm over it. She's over it,
the dogs are over it. Over enter this earth already, buddy,
Let's get this going, dude. I can't take it anymore.
Already I'm already annoyed. You can't take it. Your wife
feels miserable.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Is there any concern here that we're already annoyed and
the kids not even here yet. We know what happens
when the child does come into the world.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, there's a lot o Yeah, over them, you're over him,
scream it all. Let me go over what happened. Let
me let me go over what happened last night? Oh God,
that're so uncomfortable. So last night, Yeah, I turned the
lights out at nine to forty five. I'm like, oh, well,
getting bettle fifteen minutes earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I just go about ten and I turned the lights
out ten thirty. Yerolls around. I'm out like a light,
but not anymore because next to me, I hear slamming
of like purposefully slabbing the sheets, like lifting them up
and going. And I go out of it, concerned. What's
(05:58):
going on? To pee again? Oh she's mad, you guys,
she sounded like that. Sorry, honey, she might actually she
definitely days ago. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honey. Can I
do anything for you?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Because what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
What do you want to make that off?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She woke me up? So because she he's so big,
he's pushing on her pladder. Can he just stop eating
so much?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Again, I don't know if you know he's already a
don yeah in there, I mean, I've seen what she's eating.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So so she goes.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
To the bathroom. All right, we go to the bathroom
whatever whatever. Midnight rolls around. I same thing, and I go, actually,
what's going on? She goes, it's so hot in here
the windows open. First of all, do you need to
wake me up? I asked that question. I'm sleeping. Just
get up and look at see if the windows. I
(06:59):
don't think she can so she so I go, yeah,
they're opening. She goes, I'm so hot, and I go
all right, and then she storms to the bathroom. And
then at this point Wilson, he's the only dog because
Watson has his own bed, so Wilson sleeps on our bed.
He wants to go under the covers. Apparently Wilson's not hot,
so then so I have to lift the covers frip.
So now I'm wide away again midnight, All right, whatever,
(07:19):
I go back to sleep. One fifteen h again, Okay,
what's going on? And she goes, I'm sweating. You need
to turn on the air conditioning. Now again. It's fine,
but why do Why did you be woken up for this?
So I gotta turn on the air condition I got it.
I have to get up, close the windows and then
(07:42):
turn on the air conditioning. She couldn't do it, So
now I've been woking up three times. You'd say, Okay,
that's it, but no, because this stupid baby is on
her bladder. Yeah, around again around two thirty in the morning.
Joh and I what she wakes I gotta pay you again. Great,
(08:02):
and there's no toilet paper in there. Now where is it?
I don't know. Maybe it's in the guest room. Of course,
why do I need to be woken up for that?
I can't see.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She's looking for a little support.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Am I not giving her enough? Doesn't sound like you're crazy?
You're crazy. So at this point I'm over this kid.
Saw his fault just come out. He's going to be
thirty eight weeks on Friday. You're thirty eight weeks from
in there. But they won't They won't do anything until
thirty nine. I can't deal with another week and a
half of this. I can't do it. You can't. I can't.
(08:38):
I can't deal with it. You know. I'm losing it.
And sorry, Eddie. One more thing, and I tell my
wife I will not tape a watermelon to my stomach
and walk around with it to see what it feels like.
It's not happening. She keeps telling me to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You don't understand, Like, how miserable? So one hundred percent
then you're being affected by it doesn't really matter, No,
it does.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I feel awful. I feel off of her. She's miserable.
I wish I could make her feel better. It's great.
So that's why my blame isn't, Haley, My blame is
this kid. Stop saying that blame to blame a little walker.
He needs to he needs to what's it clean? He
needs he needs to point his head down and make
his way out over it. Start crowning, buddy, diving out here,
(09:27):
dive out, jump out. Time to vacate the premises, Bud,
because dad's getting crazy. Okay, I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
This is nothing. This is the scariest part. This part
is nothing like once the kid is here, that's when
the real fun begins.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well just wait, I'm like scared. I'm not legitimately scary, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm scared, but will will the grumpiness of my wife
not be as high because.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're being woken up and she's going to be doing
eatings and things like that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So yeah, but that I could deal with because there's
a reason for it. There's no reason for this. This
is just she's miserable, so that she's making me miserable
for no reason. Oh boy, that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
But you're but you're blaming the baby and so so
when the baby wakes up and cries or wakes up
and you know it needs to be changed, all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're not going to blame the baby.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying,
but I feel like I'm expecting that this is gotten
to the point where I guys, like we let's get
this out. Let's that you're ready for the cry and
I'm afraid I'm gonna get punched in the face. I
might wake up with a fist to the nose because
(10:43):
she has to pee. I'm sorry, like, I don't know
what you want from me. I can't hold it for you.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well that's uh, that might be the last meltdown we
here in a while, because I hope so you.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Know, I hope, so take it over this kid.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Can you stop? Please don't say that, Please stop it,
stop it. This guy's unbelievable.
And now the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm pissed about or have some respect Thors midweek meltdown.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Down All right, here we go. Once a week Thor
goes crazy. He goes off on whatever is bothering him
for that week. So this week he's been a mess.
I mean he's got a lot going on. I understand
a lot on his mind.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'll try and get over Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, that's not what I'm referring to. No, okay, what's
your what's your issue?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, first of all, I want to point out my
new T shirt on the radio. Dude, I'm gonna say
what it is. My new T shirt. It's a picture
of Jackson Dart. It says ripping Darts. What a joke?
So clever. I love it. It's great. Right after Sunday, Yeah,
(00:56):
he wasn't his fault. They lost the game through a
pretty terrible pick. He did throw a pick, but he
did also lead them down the field for a touchdow Car.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I mean bringing it up, am I supposed to?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, everyone sees your shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Stop putting getting on your tippy toes so the camera
can see your shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But no, that's not what it is. About I can't
do a Giants rant. Oh yeah, I wasn't allowed to giants?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Would you want to?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They don't After that disgusting display on Sunday, the problem
scored thirty three points in six minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's historic.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So no, I don't even want to talk about that. Okay,
just I mean, you're.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wearing the shirt. I don't know what you want me
to do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Giant shirt and hat on. But I don't want to
talk about dark okay, oh, the dark glory, the Dark
Glory dart Okay, No, this is about something I guess
more important. My wife and my unborn child. Yeah, that
you guess that's more important. I'm just gonna say this
(01:56):
right out the gate. I love this kid. Obviously he's
not born yet, but I him. You don't hit I'm
not feeling that genuine you know what, he's taking it
from me because I'm over this kid. Okay, what's this kid?
He's not here yet. I can't stand this guy already.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, can you stop saying things like that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Stop saying things like that. Guy, This kid, this idiot
has made my life miserable. What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? First of all, what's the
doctor last week two weeks ago? I don't know it
was last week. Yes, we got the updates, got the updates.
The kid weighs. The kid's huge. He weighs like nine
and a half pounds of thirty five weeks. It's massive.
So that so we run to the impression we're gonna,
(02:35):
like Eddie says, his fake watch because he never watches. Yeah,
that he's coming on any day now. So the doctors.
I asked the doctor, well, okay, if he what are
we thinking before or after Halloween? And she like laughed
in my face and she goes, oh, definitely before, and
I'm like, all right, great. So she says we may
have to do a sea section, and I go, okay,
we weren't. We didn't want to do a sea section.
(02:57):
I don't want to deal with that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Insides aren't getting cut up, but they're just dealing with
the recovery afterwards. I can't imagine that when there's a
C section. Dads usually do a lot of the work
I did. I did usually, yeah, well, Emily, you have
a different child situations blood clock because I was doing
so much work outs. Removed from the apartment by firefighters
(03:23):
I don't know what to tell you. Okay, that's a
wild thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I stayed with him fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And yeah, yeah, so I don't want that to happen.
But but so then like a couple of days later,
she messages just to hey, c section scheduled November sixth,
just in case, and I go, that's only one day
before our due date. She literally laughed at me and
said how it won't even make it to Halloween. So
I'm like, what is going on? So we have another appointment,
So I want to call the doctor immediately and find
(03:55):
out what's going on. My wife is what's that going
to do? We have an appointment on.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And what are they going to tell you?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, I just want to know what changed from the
appointment where she literally told us one thing and then
told us something completely different. So I'm like, what change?
That's really weird to me. It annoys me, It bothers me,
It bothers me. I think that's I think that's a
fair bother. So that bothers me. That going on, and
then we also have going on. My wife is extremely grumpy.
This kid is making my wife miserable, which in turn
(04:25):
is making me miserable. If it's my fault, I can't
blame you kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I can around.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's how ribs he's hurting her cervix sees at her back,
and then like god forbid, I come home and say,
oh God, I'm tired today. You know I'm not allowed
to say it, And it's all this kid's fault.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay again, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You're the earth already. I'm over it. She's over it,
the dogs are over it. Over enter this earth already, buddy,
Let's get this going, dude. I can't take it anymore.
Already I'm already annoyed. You can't take it. Your wife
feels miserable.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Is there any concern here that we're already annoyed and
the kids not even here yet. We know what happens
when the child does come into the world.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, there's a lot o Yeah, over them, you're over him,
scream it all. Let me go over what happened. Let
me let me go over what happened last night? Oh God,
that're so uncomfortable. So last night, Yeah, I turned the
lights out at nine to forty five. I'm like, oh, well,
getting bettle fifteen minutes earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I just go about ten and I turned the lights
out ten thirty. Yerolls around. I'm out like a light,
but not anymore because next to me, I hear slamming
of like purposefully slabbing the sheets, like lifting them up
and going. And I go out of it, concerned. What's
(05:58):
going on? To pee again? Oh she's mad, you guys,
she sounded like that. Sorry, honey, she might actually she
definitely days ago. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honey. Can I
do anything for you?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Because what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
What do you want to make that off?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She woke me up? So because she he's so big,
he's pushing on her pladder. Can he just stop eating
so much?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Again, I don't know if you know he's already a
don yeah in there, I mean, I've seen what she's eating.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So so she goes.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
To the bathroom. All right, we go to the bathroom
whatever whatever. Midnight rolls around. I same thing, and I go, actually,
what's going on? She goes, it's so hot in here
the windows open. First of all, do you need to
wake me up? I asked that question. I'm sleeping. Just
get up and look at see if the windows. I
(06:59):
don't think she can so she so I go, yeah,
they're opening. She goes, I'm so hot, and I go
all right, and then she storms to the bathroom. And
then at this point Wilson, he's the only dog because
Watson has his own bed, so Wilson sleeps on our bed.
He wants to go under the covers. Apparently Wilson's not hot,
so then so I have to lift the covers frip.
So now I'm wide away again midnight, All right, whatever,
(07:19):
I go back to sleep. One fifteen h again, Okay,
what's going on? And she goes, I'm sweating. You need
to turn on the air conditioning. Now again. It's fine,
but why do Why did you be woken up for this?
So I gotta turn on the air condition I got it.
I have to get up, close the windows and then
(07:42):
turn on the air conditioning. She couldn't do it, So
now I've been woking up three times. You'd say, Okay,
that's it, but no, because this stupid baby is on
her bladder. Yeah, around again around two thirty in the morning.
Joh and I what she wakes I gotta pay you again. Great,
(08:02):
and there's no toilet paper in there. Now where is it?
I don't know. Maybe it's in the guest room. Of course,
why do I need to be woken up for that?
I can't see.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She's looking for a little support.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Am I not giving her enough? Doesn't sound like you're crazy?
You're crazy. So at this point I'm over this kid.
Saw his fault just come out. He's going to be
thirty eight weeks on Friday. You're thirty eight weeks from
in there. But they won't They won't do anything until
thirty nine. I can't deal with another week and a
half of this. I can't do it. You can't. I can't.
(08:38):
I can't deal with it. You know. I'm losing it.
And sorry, Eddie. One more thing, and I tell my
wife I will not tape a watermelon to my stomach
and walk around with it to see what it feels like.
It's not happening. She keeps telling me to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You don't understand, Like, how miserable? So one hundred percent
then you're being affected by it doesn't really matter, No,
it does.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I feel awful. I feel off of her. She's miserable.
I wish I could make her feel better. It's great.
So that's why my blame isn't, Haley, My blame is
this kid. Stop saying that blame to blame a little walker.
He needs to he needs to what's it clean? He
needs he needs to point his head down and make
his way out over it. Start crowning, buddy, diving out here,
(09:27):
dive out, jump out. Time to vacate the premises, Bud,
because dad's getting crazy. Okay, I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
This is nothing. This is the scariest part. This part
is nothing like once the kid is here, that's when
the real fun begins.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well just wait, I'm like scared. I'm not legitimately scary, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm scared, but will will the grumpiness of my wife
not be as high because.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're being woken up and she's going to be doing
eatings and things like that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So yeah, but that I could deal with because there's
a reason for it. There's no reason for this. This
is just she's miserable, so that she's making me miserable
for no reason. Oh boy, that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
But you're but you're blaming the baby and so so
when the baby wakes up and cries or wakes up
and you know it needs to be changed, all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're not going to blame the baby.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying,
but I feel like I'm expecting that this is gotten
to the point where I guys, like we let's get
this out. Let's that you're ready for the cry and
I'm afraid I'm gonna get punched in the face. I
might wake up with a fist to the nose because
(10:43):
she has to pee. I'm sorry, like, I don't know
what you want from me. I can't hold it for you.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well that's uh, that might be the last meltdown we
here in a while, because I hope so you.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Know, I hope, so take it over this kid.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Can you stop? Please don't say that, Please stop it,
stop it. This guy's unbelievable.
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