My Brother, My Brother And Me

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

Episodes

December 8, 2025 51 mins

Today’s episode is presented and hosted by three felt chicken wings named Justim, Navis, and Groffin. If you’re not into fuzzy food, they’ve also brought a variety of ways to yeet skeets, faux time-travel schemes, and Shakespeare’s suspiciously-named children. Something for everyone!

Suggested talking points: My Son Excelisinor, Internal ComFUNstion Engine, Pop In a Bud, Cursing Santa is the Chase Ornament

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We've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news you can use when you need to go out and touch Oz.

Suggested talking points: Nature Pervert, Vampire Town is Real, Cones Around Cones, Defying Cavity, Sip the Wicked Giblets

Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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November 24, 2025 72 mins

Welcome to our favorite podcast, LIVE from the Tobin Center in San Antonio, TX. It’s Me, My Husband, and My Sister, His Wife, a podcast where we sit in a Chilli’s and do a Chopped-style challenge using ingredients like tissue replacements, taco time knuckle tattoos, and questionable investment opportunities.

Suggested talking points: Sick Kid Store, Ice Wind Quest Guy, Bring Hot into Your Life, Raw Mom Energy, I Turn Trash into Joke...

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November 17, 2025 57 mins

ALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some sneaky free lasik.

Suggested talking points: Bohiminy Rhapsidy, Mr. Beauty, Justin McElroy Spider Grabber, Pie Can Be Anyfuck, Chicken Tontine, 99 Lasiks, Get Your Beast Wet

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If we're a little bit off this week, it's not because our therapist is a vampire or that our favorite Krispy Kreme donut was retired. It's because of a big round orb in the sky that's slightly closer than usual . . . and also because our cat pissed on all our capes.

Suggested talking points: Derrick Saving Time, Too Much Dad Gusto, Mez Me Bro, 16 Permanent Doughboys

Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

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SHOW US YOUR DRAWERS! Do you keep your knives and your butter knives together, throwing caution to the wind? Maybe there's bees in there, in the guise of a baby? Or some seasonal coffee that's only 23 years out of date?

Suggested talking points: So Tired of Verse-ing, 30 Burger King Commercials Looped, Fork Fencing, Ass Up, Blade Down, Peter Remnolds' Predatory Practices, I'm Trying to Smell What the Rock is Cooking

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October 27, 2025 57 mins

After almost 800 episodes we finally make the big reveal that this has actually been a yo-yo-ing podcast the entire time. We talk in-depth about these orbs and demonstrate neat tricks like the Batman Punch, The Cilantro Grab, and the Crayon Saturn.

Suggested talking points: Realtime Youtube Metrics, Let Me Finish Turning on Our Religious Upbringing, Armed Farm Guards, Upside-down Apple, Crying at the Wendy's Drive-Thru

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Live from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art heists.

Suggested talking points: Recreational Poisoning,  Neighbor Cuck Dog, My Christmas Is Inside You, Unaccompanied Crustacean, The Great Peabo

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October 13, 2025 55 mins

Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career, from Jumanji to Moana.

Suggested talking points: Petey Pupper Puller, Pumpkin Martyr, McConaughey Trademarked Filler Words, Lewd Stitch Memorabilia, Why Are You Doing a Whole Salad About It

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October 6, 2025 54 mins

We here at MBMBaM strive to be on the cutting edge of culture, and this week we're breaking out all the stops. We've got everything from rare Dirty-era Christina Aguilera collectible ducks, innovations in the novelty popsicle industry, and a brave and bold new concept in brand eating: dipping chicken tenders in sauces. But before we dig in, we have to ask... do YOU like Wendy's?

Suggested talking points: Every Bear a Citizen, Tank T...

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Introducing TravNation points, which can be exchanged for prizes! You earn points by doing things like slyly learning to ride a unicycle, dressing up a concrete goose, and gushin’ up those lanternflies. Sorry, there are not enough hacky sacks to go around, those are first come, first served.

Suggested talking points: Two Ears and One Mouth, You Miss All the Pigs You Don't Buy, Living Cheesily, Words That are CGI'd In

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September 22, 2025 57 mins

We’re in the scary months, no thanks to Greek emperor Augustus. But it’s the perfect time to cozy up and exchange silly jokes about supernatural creatures like Mobius, Manbat, and The Rockscar.

Suggested talking points: Batapp, Dracula Hates Sans Serifs, Jeff Boy-R-Dee, Acrustus Caesar, The Traving Machine

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September 16, 2025 58 mins

Live from the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas we’re playing new games and doling out wisdom about trampoline time, garbanzo beans, and knife-sharpening machines!

Suggested talking points: Zero Degrees to Natalie Portman, Tramposition, The President of Basketball, Loose Knives, Legal Rock Mistakes

Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

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September 8, 2025 52 mins

It may be early September, but we haven’t forgotten what this autumnal season is all about. That’s right, Harvest Christ. He’s here to teach us about everything but air, blinking, and sin! This includes deep John Cena lore, how to hide in public, and putting up your own personal anti-bus stop.

Suggested talking points: Love Affair with the Spot on the Floor, Written But Real, Zero Goose Guarantee, Gourd Slurry

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From the Squad-carrying acoustics of the Atlanta Symphony Hall in Atlanta, it’s your go-to conduit for the monoculture, so long as all you care about culturally is Wonka and/or the Joker. Get your daily boost and join us as we make slam dunks in the answer hole!

Suggested talking points: A Toilet with Width Depth and Height, Lossless Farting Audio, Tatooine the Planet, I Am Not an Oboe, Vile Sticky Nonchocolate, Go Piss Girl, The Bi...

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August 25, 2025 58 mins

You’re a winner with our JACKPOT of an episode, featuring wild stream-of-consciousness stories about destroying microwaves, horny lattes, BYOP (bring your own parmesan), and a bonus update to Justin’s suppository adventure.

Suggested talking points: Her-merroids, Marcel Sweetcheeks, The Peristaltic Foreman, Cheezing Fee, Did You Creamy?, You Can't Add Awoogas

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It’s your favorite podcast with the most respectable brothers! Why, yes, we do look bigger and beard-ier today, almost like football players, thank you for noticing. Oh, you like our bracelets? They’re made of wives. Stay tuned for Travis’s special album announcement, which is fully unrelated to that other one you may have heard about!

Suggested talking points: Make it Not a Number, Gotta Juggle Those Donuts, Cannot See Us Without M...

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Live from frisbee-flinging St. Paul, we’ve got all our best tips and tricks for all aspects of your life! Yes, any piece of advice here can be applied to the universal problems you or anyone might be facing! Problems like a breakfast-less pantry, what to do when your boss’ butt is on TV, or how to present thirty pinball machines, we have the answers for you!

Suggested talking points: French That Ace, You Can Laugh Whenever You Want,...

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August 4, 2025 56 mins

Welcome, welcome! May we interest you a lovely Charlugerie board? It includes a variety of tasteful jokes to be enjoyed in pairings, as well as a stinky cheese that you need to justify eating, a brand-new McElroy cousin, and over here is a delectable back full of allergy stickers.

Suggested talking points: Gordo the Slime Angel, Sky-Rizzy Arc, Sin Cheese, Fiber Min-Maxxing

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

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July 28, 2025 72 mins

What’s up, console cowboys, we’ve got a new brain dance from the McElFreaks! Live from Sacramento, we’re jacking in to the system to talk about turtle-on-turtle action, the Entourage multiverse, and ghost cats.

Suggested talking points: Pockets of a Small Boy, Ask the Plane to Make a Special Stop, Travitas, The Ariroboros Theory, Little Scary Doll Song, Ghost Gap Year

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