Monday-5-13-2024

Episode Transcript

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How you all doing this morning?Everybody survived the solar radiation, the ellipse
or whatever. All right, didyou get to see it, though,
Ross? Did you? And youand the fan stare skyward at the old
Aurora? Boy, I was doinga twitch stream at the time, okay,
and I did take a break torun outside and look at it.

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That's gonna be bad news if you'restreaming, right, because now you've got
to convince everyone to touch grass.Literally, So like, go outside,
everybody, all right and chat helpedout. They were like, hey,
you should probably look north for that. So in case you didn't know,
it's like a little bit and ahalf to It's a Northern lights hack right
there. It's a heyes, northernlights hack. Where was this advice Friday?

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Exactly? Yeah? Anyway, allright, anyway, I went outside,
didn't see nothing, went back in. Oh, continued my game.
It was fun, Okay. Imean obviously time depending on it. Yeah,
you, well, look, livingin New York, obviously you've seen
him before, right, I don'tthink I have? Really? Oh wow,
okay, I've yeah, I've I'veseen them obviously. Uh, North

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Carolina that far south, that's crazy, man. But Minnesota every now and
then. And then Alaska obviously whenI visited up there and I went to
I literally went to the Arctic Circleone time. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, And uh it's crazy uhup there. But it's cool, even
just a little inkling of it's cool, especially because can you imagine because you

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don't expect it so far south,So imagine if you're one of these uh
planet Nabouru dudes. You know,like you're not buying what the news is
telling you. Man, that's justtoo much. At that point, you're
like a Mayan, you know whatI'm saying. Right where you see something
in the sky, You're like,oh, man, I think we have

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to murder eighty thousand. I don'tknow what's going on. So yeah,
that's that's that's fun. But youknow, it's it's pretty cool if anybody
had a chance to I don't knowwhat time they peaked, So did you
get did you get a chance tolook at that? I mean the as

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the added bonus, I am convincednow that I was irradiated and I am
I now am lucky. Decided that'sthat must be some sort of power.
I was imbued by the universe becauseRosson wants you to you be my judge.
Here, tell me if you thinkI'm lucky one. I took Carolina

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Needing given one and a half goalson Saturday. One pretty lucky, right,
considering they had not been playing wellin the first part of the series.
Two didn't encounter any father son rangerfan duos, which you're going,
k C, why is that lucky? Because there was an incident outside of

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the PNC Arena on Saturday of aof a dude who, by the time
we see the video, is laidout right there, right there outside of
the arena. Canes fan him.He's there with his wife. She posts
some stuff on social media. Bythe way, the brisket you guys made
looked delicious, and by the timewe get to the video, you see

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this dude just laid out and thereare there is a two guys that the
crowd has is yelling, hey,stop them, stop them, and it's
like it's like some old ranger youknow, Salty New yaka Ranger fan dad

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and his big galute son. Nowthat's the crowd accusing them. It looks
like they're investigating, working with policeand all that stuff, but was not
on the receiving end of any Rangerfan violence. By the way, how
is it the you guys just havenine professional teams for the four major sports
in the state of New York andonly one fan base. I don't think

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it's gonna punch me and might evenbe nice. I think I think it
comes down to location. But Ididn't say what the not what the one
of the nine was, but itmight be the one on the west side
of this. I would say tothe team from the city of good neighbors,
I would say where the other oneis, like in a giant,
hideous, god forsaken monolith of acity. And I'm like, boo that.

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Yeah, I think it's location.You know, the Islanders fans will
try to pretend like they're not.But sorry, he got in. Why
there people think that? Okay,Like, you know, we're going on
vacation next month for like a week. Yeah, and I'm going up to
h New York to see mom andthe family. And I was invited by

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my brother in law to a Yankeegame that Thursday, and I turned him
down. I do not want tospend my vacation day two and a half
three hours in the car going downthe throu way, dealing with the city,
dealing with the track, three hoursto drive, yeah, dealing with
the people, and then sitting throughthe whole game, which I'd probably get

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bored at, and then driving allthe way back. There's no, it
does not selling a good time tome. However, if you were if
it was say it was August,right, say it down in August or
September, right, it's getting real. Yeah, And he was like,
hey, do you want to takehis you know, six seven hour drive
to Buffalo. I would be ina heartbeat to go to a Bills game.

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It's it's just a different area,you know. You know, Yeah,
I see what you're saying. I'mjust like, if you told me
I had Yankees tickets and I wasin proximity, I think I'm still right
on the cusp of going. ButI'm fast growing into you on this.
But I enjoy because I haven't beento the new Yankee Stadium. I just
I hate ginormous big cities and Ihate them. I know, I don't

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even like driving downtown Raleigh, LikeI can't even stand like driving down Capital
downtown raleiy and deal with the parking, and the book's awful you know what.
You know what Doctor Campbell used torefer to inside the belt line as
mordor right because he lived up inthe north. So he'd be like,
hey man, let's get together forsomething to eat. I'm like, all
right, where you want to go? And he inevitably wants to go to

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a steakhouse and I'm like okay,And so like you could get him down
to the Capitol grill, but likeif he saw four forty, like he
would start to shut it or something. So look, I get it.
Whatever, that's fine. That beingsaid, Yeah, I have seen though
where they've ranked Bills fans among themost violent, and I don't think that's

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fair because I think it comes downto are you punching another team's fan and
leaving him? You know, somebody'sout like that. You never know what
you're gonna get. No, yousit, Are you beating your own or
are you lighting your own property onfire? And yourself? It's completely different.
It's a party fight. And yousee this time after time again where

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you'll have like opposing uh you know, you like these the big influencers whatever,
like hey, I'm a Dolphins fanand they'll drive from Florida to Buffalo
and they'll hang out and they're expectingit to be like very uh you know,
just the tense vibe and antagonistic.And they get up there and they're
like, these people are so nice. They're inviting me into their into their

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tailgates and there they want me tojump through tables and they're high five in
me and there it's just a goodtime and they're sharing their wings. Right
this after we tried to roast themon our sideline four nights ago, like
you know, the a holes thatwe are. So Dave Portnoy went through
the same thing because he was obviouslya big Pats fan and now he's a
big Bills fan because he was likehe took a trip to Buffalo and he's

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like, these people are amazing,super nice. So, and I guess
in your in your sense, thenNew York City fans are I mean,
I mean, it's the city,it's the West Coat. Yeah, they
flip you off to say hello theresaying hello. Well, I mean,
if you're in on it, youprobably like that. I at least they're

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can we say this, at leastthey're not Boston fans, right, there's
that, Oh, no doubt.Yeah. So like there is a little
bit of a pecking order. Sothat was lucky Number two didn't get punched
by any father son ranger duo andthree I'm not a national treasurer. Steve
Buscemi speaking of the city of NewYork where things happen. How do you
punch Steve Bouchmi in the face?Crazy vagrant? Dude? Come on,

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man, what do you think herecognized him? Or it was just Rando?
That's he's like sixty one, right, he still looks look Steve buchemy
all will always look like Steve Buscemi, like he he he stands out and
I don't know if any actor I'veever heard him conflated with, you know

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how sometimes you kind of there's acouple of actors like, oh no,
no, no, it's this oneand not, you know, like the
Chris is for a while trying tothink what was your favorite Steve Bouschemi,
mister pink, I think a lotof people will say from Reservoir Dogs,
Donnie, dude, Donnie, SteveBumi's Donnie has the best scene. He's

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not in ye, I think wemight have that. Actually, I might
have to look that up. SteveBushmi's character Donnie and the Big Lebowski his
best scene. He's not in inhuman form well any who spoiler there.

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Oh he was also stuffed wood chipperguy in Fargo. Where do you even
begin? So that's my theory.So we'll see as I place more high
risk bets. No, probably not, and then something horrible will happen later
and I'll go, oh, Iguess I wasn't imbued with the power of

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lucky. But space radiation powers.You don't choose them, they choose you.
So we'll check it out. Somany young men of his generation before
his time, and there was theLord. You took him as you took
so many bright flowering young men atCASN, Thelon Doc, that Hill three

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sixty four. These young men gavetheir lives. So Donnie, Donnie who
loved bullying. I mean, justgive him the oscar, right, you
just give him the oscar. Heshows up holding his own yurn earn.
It's all, it's all, uhmeta, that would be amazing. Ok.

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He's known from the meme too,right, how do you do my
fellow kids? Yeah? Yeah,yeah, And I didn't look. I
don't even have kids, And Ithink Buchevy does. He's like more in
popular like Pixar Kids movies, likehe does a crazy amount. It was
Randall and Monsters, incns Inc.Yeah, he's super nice guy. He

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was a firefighter. Yeah yeah,literally went to work after nine eleven.
Not fake like celebrities standing there like, you know, one of the Kardashians
with a helmet on and nothing else, but I mean I actually doing fireman
stuff. So anyway, that's thedude who gets punched. All right,
pack it up, New York.It's been a good run, all right.

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Eight eight eight nine three four seveneight seven four. We'll talk Northern
Lights, little sports if you want. We'll just throw it in there.
He was in the Sopranos too.Yeah, oh dude, yeah, I
could probably do the whole show justreading off Buchemi rolls. It's pretty crazy.

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What was this, Oh Boston Paultalking track. At least he's trash
talking you today. All right,Well, that's fine. Apparently he doesn't
want to mess with the the pitbully ran into last week. All right,
let's take a break. Be rightback. Ros. I'm sure you
got hammered with emails about that aswell. Over the weekend. Just now
digging into it. I want toknow what's going on with the Princeton hunger

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strike. Well I'm here for you. You got an update. It continues.
The hunger strike at Princeton continues.And if you want for just a
moment, let me just hit youreal quick, a little, a little

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refresh. So you know which groupof moonbats were talking about. Remember literally
shaking girl, right, literally shakingboth hot and cold at the same time,
giving that ridiculous speech they're talking abouthow anything, you know, all

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of their health struggles that they sayare happening are are the administration's fault for
not you know, meeting their demands. Yeah, this lunatic right here,
this is absolutely unst My peers andI. We are starving, we are

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physically exhausted. I'm quite literally shakingright now. As you can see.
We are both cold and hot atthe same time. We are all you
know, compromised, and based onthe university's meeting yesterday with some of our
bargaining teams, they would love tocontinue physically weakening up because they can't stand
to say no to unjust murdered shit. All right, anyway, shut ups,

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you know because in her mind.They're all sitting around, you know,
like pett and hairless cats, likeevil villains in there. But the
students have figured out a way tokeep going because they're down with the struggle
and you know, just spit rightin the face of administration. So over

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the weekend, it was announced bythe Princeton Gaza's Solidarity Encampment in an update
that they are now starting a rotatinghunger strike so that they can keep trucking.
So rather than just the thirteen orfifteen however many way, I think

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it was thirteen doing it. Therewill still be thirteen, but it's like
a tag team match, except withunlimited tag team members. So you know
basically, yeah, wwe match goneoff the rails. Yeah, so,
and and then that they'll be doingthat, so you know, you may

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you may go on hunger strike fromlike six to noon, and then your
other your your you'll tag out yourbuddy and then they won't eat from like
noon to six and then you justso now it's a rotating hunger strike.
Plus they're very excited because it'llow allowsthem to get new strikers and there are
more people to make the commitment toa free Palestine by this brave act of

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protests, just like Gandhi did it. Remember that ross when Gandhi had twelve
other Gandhi's and they were just taggingit out. A lot of people don't
remember that, but that's why we'refans of history there. So you have
a rotating hunger strike. For there'sa couple other details on this Princeton now
rotating hunger strike if I could forjust a moment, So initially the students

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posted the following They posted Princeton Gaza'sSolidarity Encampment update due to health concerns of
the thirteen strikers. You fasted forten days. The first hunger strike wave
ended and the second wave is begun, and we will now start in the
tradition of rotary hunger strikes. Isthat a tradition? How Come I never

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heard of it? Maybe it is, Maybe I'm unaware. Maybe they googled
found it once and they're like,sounds like a tradition. But what was
what was great is they ended uptaking that post down because math after it
was revealed no, they had onlyfasted for nine days, not ten days,
which, by the way, Idon't care which of those two numbers

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you go with. No, noneof those students fasted for a week and
a half. Okay, no,they did not stop it. You nine
days, you haven't eaten, You'renot out giving somewhat lucid in the I
shouldn't say lucid. None of thisis lucid, but you know what I

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mean. So they called him outon that, and then they had to
took that down and corrected it andwhatever. So yeah, yeah, it's
just I guess when you don't care, kind of like the White House putting
stuff out about Oh, it createdfifteen million jobs, mental health. Health
is health. You're just trolling man. So uh yeah, there's your there's

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your update from Princeton. Not toofar down the road. Since we're in
New Jersey. Uh, little littleplace called Wildwood, Rosier. Have been
to Wildwood? You ever go Jerseyshoring? I have. I've never been
to Wildwood. I've been to AtlanticCity. That's the extent of my New
Jersey coastal time. Now, Inever had My sister used to go there

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all the time though with her withtheir boyfriend who's now my brother in law.
My I had a buddy explain itto me who lived he lived in
New York for a lot of years, and uh he he said that the
one thing about the Jersey, theJersey Shore, if you will, is

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it kind of has a myrtle thing. You know, there's North myrtle and
then you know regular South myrtle orregular myrtle, right, and you know
there there's little little differences. Somepeople will say you can spot. I
guess that's how it kind of worksthere. So I don't know if Wildwood's
in the crazy side or the popcaller Trust fundbros Side. I don't know,

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but I didn't think it mattered overthe weekend. If you saw the
crowd that they were able to getin there for the the Trump rally.
Now all of you sitting there going, I think New Jersey's in play,
calm down, just take it.Yes, I realized they had a Republican

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governor with Chris Christie. Not thatI got that is the current New Jersey
governor Republican or not. He maybe. I don't know now who's that
I'm thinking of. That's the Republicanof it? It is, Well,
it doesn't matter. I don't knowabout all that, but hey, you
know, maybe whatever, but holycrap, I know that we're getting into

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the season where everyone throws numbers around, like nine million people showed up.
And then you know, on theother side, you look at the photos
and you're like, I don't knowabout all that. The number they were
throwing with Trump initially was eighty andthen I saw people working up to one
hundred thousand. I don't know,but some of those aerial shots are insane,
and then it gets really difficult.And then and then by the way

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I saw people were AIS were givenall sorts of different answers because they were
doing, look at this photo andtell me how many people there are.
And people were already finding that ifyou showed a Trump photo there might be
different answers from different AIS. It'sjust everything's dumb. But now it's dumb
in like futuristic ways. So Idon't know, but I do know that

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if you were to just read moonbatTwitter, it was the single. It
was the it was the speech thatwill end Donald Trump's career. Two reasons.
Two reasons, uh number one reasonLawrence Taylor. All right, so

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lt was up there? Who wasthat? Otis sat anderst I can't remember
his last name, So running back, but so they're up there, they're
on on the podium. Is heTrumps stand behind Lawrence Taylor? And yeah,
well here's what Taylor said. Ijust wanted to say. I grew

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up a Democrat, and I've alwaysbeen a Democrat until I met this man
right here. I'll tell you what, he will not have to worry about.
Nobody in my family ever vote fora Democrat again. All right,

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So Lawrence Taylor comes up there.Sadly, nobody tried to rush the stage
while he was up there, whichI wanted so bad. You think you
still got it inham Ross. Iknow we were just talking trash about the
other New York sports teams, butI still didn't want to get hit by
Lawrence Taylor today, even at thatage. So but being very unprofessional eating

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a breakfast protein bar, well,it's well, I'm the one. I'm
the one on It's I'm tagged inright now. Okay, it's good.
Yeah, what I love about thevideo and I just put it out,
reposted it on on X and Caseyon the radio. If you're looking for
that account, I'm on hunger strikeand you're literally eating I know. I'm
so sorry and cruel. Anyway,until next hour. You're the best part
of the video is he still hasthat like the ear ring, Yes,

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the ear yes, yeah. Droppingdown on the eighties. You know,
if your Lawrence Taylor eighties or goodtimes, think of all that blow right,
dude, He's still one of thegreatest football players ever, no question
he is. However, Uh thesixties sixty two and he's sixty two.

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No, he's old. No,he's sixty five. Now. Sorry,
I was looking at this se becauseI want to look back on exactly what
the charge was, so the storiesfrom three years ago it won't change.
You know. He also is aregistered sex offender and that is not unknown
and everyone's like, ah, well, yeah, you can have his registered

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sex OFFENIR which, by the way, I think people who if this is
really your bag, right and you'revery concerned, you should process that take
it into account. I don't knowthat I would have put Lawrence Taylor up
there on the stage. That beingsaid, he has he's legal to vote.

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By the way, what his offensewas is I don't know if you
know this about Lawrence Taylor. Bigfan of the hookers in fact, but
he was a sharer. I'm sureyou've heard the story from back in the
day where if you were an opposingteam and you're coming into New York to
play Lawrence Taylor and h there wasa couple other players who would who would

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get in on this. They wouldget all the horrors and send them to
the hotel. It's diabolical. Soyou know, you're you're the tea.
You're like, oh, man,we're gonna play the Giants. They're really
tough right now. They got lt all the Hey wow, if you
look at it, you see theladies of the bike. You know what

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I remember in that now because therewas an issue I think like a few
years back, or maybe it wasthe last season where you had teams coming
to play in Buffalo. I thinkit was Stefan Diggs was sending uh,
spicy chicken wings like free chicken wingsto their room and people are like,
oh, you can't do that,it's wrong. I'm like, dude,
have you what about Lawrence Taylor backin the day, Well, there's a
rule. They literally made a ruleor you can't say, well, it's

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not just you can't send hookers.You can't. You can't and you really
can't screw with them in any illegalfashion. There's uh, you know,
you couldn't send drugs. There isthe point that I'm making, or prostitutes
or they literally is a rule becauseof this, Okay, and there's more
than one. If they did awhole episode on not just this. Was

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it ESPN thirty or thirty or wasit just a rando might have been one
of the HBO Brian Gumbel. Thingslike the ways that they used to get
out at the other teams, andthen they like, there'd be a player
being interviewed who was you know,had a big playoff game against the Giants
and they vastly underperformed, and theplayers like, yeah, well there was

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fifty hookers at our hotel. Whatdid you expect us to do? So
anyway, look I know all ofthat, and uh, I think one
of the hookers was seventeen, Sothat's what the offense is. So that
was strike number one right there.I could. I'm not even gonna do
the what about ism. I don'tknow if you know this that there's plenty

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of people well within the left greatwho are themselves registered sex offenders. You
gave him an Oscar I can rememberone of them. Now, he's not
a registered sex offender yet, buthe can never step foot in the country
again because he'll be charged with itbecause there's no statute because the charging was

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done. So yeah, but Idigress. But that wasn't even the worst
of it. It was not LawrenceTaylor. It was not some rando psychopath
they found outside of the rally wearinga red hat and then he said something
crazy and either he is crazy orhe's you know, like those remember the

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the the tiki tort not the tikitorch from Charlottesville bit after where you literally
had operative sent out with tiki torchdress dressed up like five of them,
like Rick Wilson paid for him,the Lincoln project idiot. So so it
wasn't any of that. It waswhat Trump said, I'm gonna play this

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for you. And if you're abig Trump supporter, this might be hard
to listen to. Here we go, silence of the lamb. Has anyone
ever seen the silence of the lynch? The late great Hannibal Elector He is
a wonderful man. He oftentimes wouldhave a friend for dinner. Remember the
last thing, excuse me, I'mabout to have a friend for dinner?

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Is this poor doctor walk I'm aboutto have a friend for dinner. But
Hannibal Elector, congratulations, the lategreat Hannibal Elector. We have people that
are being released into our country thatwe don't want in our country. All
right. I mean, I don'tknow that he recovers from that, right

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there. I mean, that's that'swhat I read on the internet. Anyway.
Uh, basically he is that.That's it. That was Here we
go. Here's an actual transcript fromTrump's speech. Silent what you just heard?
All right? Blah blah blah blah. They are they're big upset because

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and I don't know, because hequoted a bad guy in a movie.
Look who look who he quotes elevatesand aligns himself with. Did he say
he wanted to go to the dinner? I'm so confused. So if you
you're now, people are now alsowhatever movie character they quote. Do you

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know how many people have quoted DarthVader? Incorrectly? Both but you know
how many people have quoted Darth Vader? Thought they were I didn't realize this
is the standard. Now I'm gonnahave to be careful here on the air.
I'm trying to think of any badguy I you know, from time
to time I've quoted uh insane dictators, you know, ironically, if he'd

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just done that, they probably tryto elevate this more. But now you're
a bad guy for quoting Hannibal Lecter. And I don't even know why the
hell he was talking about in conjunctionwith that? Is he saying the migrants
or eaty people? So confused?But yeah, look, if that's the

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if that's where the Internet wanted tolose their crap, I guess okay,
oh that's right, and then they'rereally mad they call it. He called
him the late great Hannibal Lecter.How many people are at Joe Biden's rally
this? Oh, he didn't haveone, and then the one he did

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have on Friday had like a hundredOkay, all right, well twenty twenty
only had like twelve people showing upand most votes ever or something. Anyway,
sixty eight. Hang on, let'stry to work through this problem together.
Chris, how you doing? What'sup? Hey, good morning,
Casey. I was just wondering,do you think he might have been talking
about Hannibal to like show that,like the migrants are actually paroles from prisons

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and stuff in other countries and comingto America. Joe Biden's actually bringing in
criminals. Do you think he wassigned together? Maybe not in his purest
sense, but as we know,Hannibal Lecter decided to go over and start
murdering the Italians there at the end, So you know, I I don't
know. But also I didn't realizethat was the standard quoting that person who's

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not real. Yeah, I wasreading in an article that most that these
are paroles coming from other prisons.That's why you don't see them with kids
and stuff, and that's why theydiscard their IDs. They walked single file
to hide their numbers, you know, the Star Wars and then you know
all that stuff. So I thinkI think, you know, Lake and
Riley, his death has really proventhat to me. You know, poor

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girl, You know, I stillpray. Look are are I don't think
all the migrants are paroles, ifthat's what you're asking. Do I think
that that there are people who havecriminal backgrounds and substantial ones and countries where
you can literally not end up inthe system if you pay enough money kind
of thing. Yeah, Yeah,there are people giving a false idea at

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the border because you may not havethe ability to track him. That being
said, I don't know that allof them are, but maybe that's the
reference he was making. So Idon't know. Thanks for taking my call.
Case, Yeah, I hear it. Oh sorry, sir, I
mean hit the button so early.I don't know, or he was just
telling a Hannibal Lecter story or whatuse the quote again, it's the face.

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It's not even what he was saying. It's the fact that you can't
say that he ate people. Howdare you? He's not real? Are
you? Is your beef with anteAthony Hopkins? Because I'd love to hear
the problem tell me more. Andif you remember in the movie Silence of
the Lambs, he's not even thevillain, the main villain. Lest we

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forget, everybody knows that it wasa monk's boss who done it. Did
you ever get into that show RossMonk with Tony Shaloub Man, I,
uh, that is it's it's oneof the that looks like the kind of
show that I wouldn't like. Anduh, I don't know why. I
kind of liked that show, butI think Tony shalub is very talented.
So but that's just me AnyWho,But his boss. Uh the captain,

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he done it, but you knowI was before he was captain, turned
his life around, and now he'sworking in uh San Francisco where there's only
one thing you can do in SanFrancisco to apparently catch a substantial charge.
Did you know that? No?No, not nah, not robing everybody,

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not not stealing everybody's cars. No, not even uh murdering people with
a stolen cops gun at Fisherman's Wharf. There is one thing that if you
do it, it apparently will resultin a substantial amount of jail time.

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And and no not January sixth,because again that's not in San Francisco,
but we have located it ross.Are you done eating all the way?
Do you get the he's eating thebreakfast bar? Sometimes I'm done with my
second Mealia, I have but onemore to go? Can you uh all
right? Can I can I tagyou in for right now and then and

(32:42):
then I'll you can tag out alittle later and showing we're doing the rotating
this new thing called a rotating hungerstrike, which is what at Princeton they
say they're doing now. And Idon't know that just sounds like time between
meals. So whatever that like,I'm in in a way, you're like
hunger striking in solidarity with I guessBeijing is twelve yeah, right this time

(33:05):
of the year, Beijing is twelvehours in front of us. So it's
dumb, but they decided it's athing, and everyone's just supposed to go
with it. So Ross and Iare doing our own. I don't even
know what we're hunger striking for,but hopefully it's good for the kids.
Probably hunger striking for the kids babyanyway, So that's the thing, and

(33:30):
what to bring you up to speedcheck this out head over the Bay area
real quick. The the amount ofthings that you can get away with in
the greater San fran area and facelittle in the no consequences is obviously a
constant topic of discussion. But everynow and then you find something where all

(33:54):
of a sudden that is not goingto be a thing anymore. And no,
it's not pooping everywhere, it's notassaulting tourists, Robinson stuff, literally
murdering people. No, no,the DOJ and I'm either say, well,
this is the FEDS. This isthe FEDS. It is, but

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it's also, as you'll come tofind out, at the behest of somebody
based on her position being the reasoningthat it's the FEDS, and I'm talking,
of course about Nancy Pelosi. Yes, they're looking for a forty year
prison sentence for David to Pape,the man convicted of attacking Pelosi's husband with

(34:43):
a hammer. By the way,I don't call and I got it.
Everybody's got through theories about what's upthere. But the fact remains that as
the charges that were brought at thelocal level, okay, and at the

(35:04):
federal level, because there are twodifferent things going on, the fact remains
that I would pause it that ifI was a dude in the San Francisco
area and I rolled into somebody's houseand attacked somebody with a hammer, I
would not be facing a forty yearsentence, especially considering look Pelosi was significantly

(35:30):
his injuries are you know, hedidn't just get scratched By that being said,
If I'm a resident of San Franciscoand I'm one of these people on
the CUSP, right, I've beenvoting this way all my life and now
I have to leave my literally micwindows down on my car so that they
don't smash them to get into it, and then for my troubles, I

(35:54):
have to go find out that somebodyliterally defecated in it, which is the
literally what people have to balance,right. I believe the windows open,
they may not smash the window,but hobo would lose bowels may sleep in
here, just part of life inthe big city. And this dude attacks

(36:15):
one of your highest profile residents husband, and all of a sudden, now
you're like, oh, this iscriminal justice system forty years throw them in
there. I don't get me wrong, even it doesn't matter how you feel
about Nancy Pelosi any of the restof it. I think that people who
would go into somebody's house, asthe case is laid out here in court,

(36:37):
and who seem absolutely backcraped, crazyand we start attacking people with hammers,
I want them away from people aslong as possible. So that's not
my beef, but it's just thisis what the ruling class looks like.
Oh my gosh, I didn't putit in the stack, Frost. Did
you see any of Nancy Pelosi's visitto Oxford this weekend? In the student

(36:58):
debate or whatever they call it overthere, She saw something on x about
her being absolutely destroyed by somebody there. It was, so it's the problem
is it's like it's like fifteen minutes. Yeah, because it's an actual debate,
right, well kind of she gotup, gave her piece, and
then the student so, you know, you sit on whichever side of this
I have a name for it.I can't remember, but she said,

(37:20):
on whatever side of the house you'reon. And then they go through and
it's you know, it's a debate. And Pelosi got in there and basically
was talking about how nationalism is isawful and it's the worst in Donald Trump,
right, And one of the studentsup there takes the other position,
and dude came with receipts man.And you remember when she flipped out the

(37:40):
other day on what was it MSNBC. She flipped out on the reporter there
over the softest of softball questions,like she just she couldn't she couldn't handle
that somebody was pushing back on youyees. She was talking about how Biden
cradle these jobs and the person onMSNBC was like, well, yeah,
but there was a pandemic, sothis job are coming back and she was

(38:00):
like, oh, you're a Trumpapologist or whatever it was yeah to the
ms NBC reporter. Ah, sothis this dude started in and and laid
a very very I think good caseabout how double faced uh that that argument
is? Uh? And he usedBarack Obama's quotes to literally take her apart.

(38:28):
And and then he started in aboutJanuary sixth, but also the summer
in Portland at the federal courthouse,and she lost She lost it. Man,
it's not the same. Why isit not the same? Because it's
somebody put their feet on your deskand in the other case, they didn't
have desks. They just had laserpointers to blind officers and try to light

(38:51):
them on fire. Why is itnot the same. And his argument was
nationalism is is react that is garneredby most people looking at the ruling elite
and going well, this didn't work, Let's do something else because these people
are ticking me off. Guy wasright. Pelosi didn't want to hear it.

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But again, it's like fifteen minutes. But you know it's worth the
watch if you get around to it. I couldn't begin to cut it up
to give you the true sense ofit. So if you got some time,
do that, Okay, But yeah, and one of the reasons the
uh, the peasants, the pores, the powerless probably look at you.
Is not just because you have twelvedollars single serve ice creams, not even

(39:38):
that you're rich, not even theyou know, the bumblebee tuna fortune,
but because of crap like this,every resident in San Francisco who's literally had
a property crime somebody. I sawa stat that if you take the last
ten years in San Francisco and youadd the number of property crimes out number

(40:01):
the number of residents. Now thatit doesn't mean it's evenly spaced where everyone
got one, but just think aboutthat, you lived in a population center.
Within the course of a decade,I think it was a decade on
average, you had somebody came andcommitted a prize, You smashed a window,
they stole something off your porch.It was property crimes and crimes but

(40:23):
also included property crimes. You havebeen a victim of crime guaranteed. And
that didn't even have the big bigones. They just had the you know,
the the lifestyle stuff. And thenyou see they came into my house
and they're going to get forty years. What did what did that woman the

(40:44):
jogger who got hit in the headand defecated on what did what did her?
Oh, that's right, he gota diversion thing years ago. What
was that three or four years ago? So kind of the same, but
with not to be two gross here, but I feel like that should be

(41:04):
an escalator proll. You hate crimepeople, you love those, oh,
man, But I guess when you'rein San Francisco, it ain't get it
matter. If we're gonna you'll stillget the votes that you need, all
right, eight eight eight nine threefour seven eight seven four. Speaking of
moonbats, I don't know, man. I gotta tell you the the stop

(41:28):
whale people were busy over the weekend, busy, busy, busy, in
fact, all across the world.I'll give you a little rundown on what
they were up to. One ofthese is diabolical, man, and the
other one is heartening it makes youfeel good. And then the other one.
We'll see how you feel about that. So three to come next on

(41:50):
the CaCO Day radio program. Idon't know if we've ever done two w
NBA stories in like a month.Obviously you had everything with who will I
assume set all of the records inwomen's professional basketball with Caitlin Clark there and
so that's obviously a big story.But then I saw this we'll get into

(42:14):
in just a few minutes with oneof the players for the Las Vegas Aces.
It's it's interesting. It's not aboutthe basketball. We'll get into that
here in just a few but Ipromised we'd go. We talk about the
busy, busy weekend for the stopoil insane people who were obviously changing minds
everywhere they go, but probably inthe opposite direction because remember they got thrown

(42:38):
out of that big climate conference.Because even those moonbats who literally want to
you know, put one world governmentsand tax you back into poverty or they
live even they couldn't take these people. So a few different things over the
weekend. Let's start where it didn'twork, but it was downright diabolical.

(43:00):
So on on was it Friday orSaturday? I think it was Saturday,
No, it was Friday. Wellanyway, whatever it was, it lasted
a grand total of eleven minutes.Because you're in Florida and you know they're
not screwing around. However, here'swhat they did. They blocked the exit

(43:23):
to Disney, so you have allof these minivans right on stereotyping here,
But you have a you have aAnd by the way, that is a
traffic nightmare area anyway, even withoutyou all there, even without everybody there,

(43:44):
just if you have to go aroundto Orlando, like you're driving to
Tampa, don't do it. Don'tdo it. Pay them to go around
because that sucks anyway. So nowthey block it. But can you imagine
you're in aforementioned minivan or whatever.Right you've just driven for Raleigh, You're
Greensboro or wherever on this big,big trip. You got all the kids

(44:07):
in there, your long past heyspot. Can you spot the number of
whatever games? Everybody's on edge.The kids are out of their minds,
and you've been asked three hundred timesare we there yet? When WI would
be there because they're kids and they'regoing to Disney, and I get it,
and you stare over at your spouselike, I hope they have booze

(44:29):
there. We're gonna need it.And now once you have told your kids,
hey, kids, five miles,two miles, it's not even sugar
in the car, and they somehowjust double amped. And then right when
you're like, all right, we'regonna be in the parking lot and to
feel, oh what is this andyou find out it's the stop oil.

(44:52):
Moonbats have literally gone across the highwayand it's a secondary high with the main
eggs there and just standing there thoseprotesters who were removed and hold away an
eleven. They owe their life toFlorida State troopers cause I saw one dad

(45:15):
come out of that car. Manand you just see that, you know,
mom and the kids in there,and it's Florida, And I don't
know if you know how Florida works. You're lucky to be alive to tell
some parent they're like, oh,well, they got their kids, they're
gonna be on the No, they'renot. It's Florida. Have you seen
Florida? And then you couple thatwith a you know, sleep deprivation and

(45:37):
a long road trip and it's hot, and one of the kids is crying
and the other ones, Uh,you don't, won't shut up? All
of this, all of this onlyto find out that you know, six
hundred pound, dripping wet dudes withface masks are stopping you from going to
this thing that you've probably laid out. What do you say the daily ticket

(45:59):
was for one of the parts.Take one hundred and ten bucks or something
one hundred. It's over one hundreddollars. So you've laid out how are
much you're gonna spend for that dayany and you gotta deal with these idiots.
So that didn't last very long.That was that was not too successful.
But they had other ideas including alittle a little older, little wiser,

(46:30):
maybe not wiser judging by what they'redoing, version of that of their
peeps across the pond, and thatis the attempt to smash the glass of
the Magna carta. Yes, yes, yes, we'll get to that one
because we got audio and we gotquite a bit. We've got to go

(46:51):
through on that. But that wasreally the one that was the big one.
However, from a tea standpoint,it might have been the Westminster dog
show where climate activists decided, Hey, we're gonna go and uh, we're
gonna stop the it's the it's theone with the obstacle. Course, I

(47:12):
don't know if I guess if youlike watching dog shows, that's that's a
popular part of it to watch.I mean, what else is there they
don't like? I've never watched afull dog show. I mean, I
understand the running the course. Whatelse did they do just the walking thing
right? Or is there like aswimsuit portion. I don't know. I've
never watched one make him answer questionsabout world peace. Might be more coherent

(47:37):
than some of the UH contestants overthe years, including Miss teen South Carolina
back in the day, the ClimateMoonbats doing their thing doing it Westminster.
Then they went and decided to blockthe the kids from getting into Disney,
which again sounds dangerous, man,But it was what happened over in in

(48:04):
Britain that I didn't see coming.I suppose if you're in any sort of
art gallery or museum, frankly anywherein Europe, you're on the lookout for
a I'm not saying you're profiling,but you get blue hair, big chunky
coat. When it's not that hotout, you can hear soup cans banging

(48:28):
into each other. You're looking forstuff. So I think they decided to
go in a different direction. That'sright after two of the Climate Moonbats decided
to use a railroad spike and ahammer to attempt to break the case that

(48:50):
the Magna Carta's in this famous documis about this can to come to I'm
standing up against Christian and that's stillI can still still suffering right right is

(49:22):
here already I don't think she canhear you because shell so we must still
press. We must just stop oil. Yeah, okay, all right,

(49:45):
those two, it's two women intheir eighties. I have a lot of
thoughts. First, I have afew thoughts as well. You know what,
why don't you start because I feelthere's gonna be overlapt if you if
you want to, and we haven'tdiscussed this, no, no, no,
no intentionally, I because I'm like, this is gonna be great.
All right. So if they wantto stop oil, how about you take
the glasses off your face because that'smade with oil. Well, how would

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they find the magna carta to destroyit? Right? What about your giant
Look at their shoes, they're giantrubbery postrophedic shoes, orthopedic shoes. Get
rid of those because that's a lotof oil right there in your feet.
I imagine they're also being you know, eighty plus years old. They're probably
in a few prescription medications. Youalso got to flush that down the toilet

(50:30):
because you can't have that without oil. Not than the fish. Then the
fish eat it. Not to mentionthey've been on the planet for over eight
decades. Yeah, your carbon footprinthas to be ginormous. If you want
to start somewhere, perhaps you shouldstart with yourself. Okay, and this
this is where the crossover is.H Can you imagine? Can you imagine

(50:53):
being there on the day that theylike, you see the first internal combustion
engine. They're like, you're we'vedone it, and then you milk it
for almost one hundred years, right, you suckle at that teeth for almost
dyscessions. The reason that you're like, no, not for you. You

(51:14):
ever see the chart of life expectancyas well as you know, prosperity income
after the Industrial Revolution, it's thischart where it goes way back, man,
it goes back to like the BronzeAge, like it goes forever ago,
and it's just really at the bottomof the graph, and then the

(51:36):
Industrial Revolution hits and life expectancy,standard of living. It's like the hockey
stick you used to see with theclimate where it would show you like the
emissions and the pollution. But thisis an actual, real chart. It's
not fake like the gore one whereit's just like boom. The life expectancy
just goes through the roof after theIndustrial Revolution, which apparently they live through.

(52:00):
But you have that to thank forit. You have the oil to
thank for it, the standard ofliving you have now, the fact that
you've been able to live this longis all due to the thing that you
want to stop. But they've hadtheirs, I mean right, they've had
theirs. So at this like you'rethe wrong people to speak on this for

(52:23):
all the reasons that Ross just pointedout. How about the part you sound
like you're both native Brits. Howabout the part when you were a little
girl in the bomb shelters. Idon't know if you know this, like
the undertaking that was necessary to keepthe Nazis from dropping bombs on you in

(52:44):
the entire war effort, I mightadd, probably was the reason that you
weren't banging on that thing with inGerman. Okay, Like I can understand
some eighteen nineteen year old brainwatching thecollege campus believing this crap, you know,
trying to destroy these famous like themagnet hert or by the way,
got to that beef. Yeah that, Like I can understand that because you're
young and stupid, but these peoplehave everything. You are here because of

(53:07):
what you're standing up against. It'sso dumb. So yeah, wait,
ladies, do you know what landingcraft run on? Ross? Would you
look up and see what the dday landing craft run on? I think
it was solar? Yeah, sure, let me check that out. It
looks like oil there. It's oh, oh okay, wow, that's sucks.
But also the part where they literallyand and this is in a secondary

(53:30):
statement, they refer to the magnetthe Magna Carta as what was the term
they used? It's just so it'sprobably you know, it's problematic and I
have to find the exact phrase.Sorry, I flipped over on something.
Anyway, they had beef with it, and basically they called it a destructive
document. Do you understand how muchbetter the world got with outlining and adopting

(54:01):
even the most basic principles within theMagna Carta? Do you they have to
know what the Magna Carta was becausethey were there when it was signed,
okay, And if you don't knowfor whatever reason, it's early. Basically,
the premise of the Magna Carta,to sum it up, is outlining

(54:24):
basic human rights conceptually based on youknow where it was nobody's above the king.
Okay, that's right, nobody's abovethe law. Or I should say
nobody's above the law, including theking, would be the basic premise they
It was the first documented Western styleguarantee of fair trials, limits on taxation

(54:50):
without representation. I don't know ifyou hear that, and you can think
of other documents that may have literallybeen in fired by it. But the
Constitution, the declaration of a universalDeclaration of human rights. You go like,
literally, this is the core.So it's arguably the reason you're able

(55:14):
to go in there with your geriatricdelivery and do what it is you're going
to do. And by the way, I don't want it to just be
negative to these women. Do youunderstand the level of danger that these women
were in, specifically one of thesewomen, and the amount of trust.

(55:37):
You didn't just have one octogenarian withshaky hands holding a spike. You then
had a second one with shaky handsbanging on that spike. That's a recipe
for Nana's hand to get smashed.So if if you both got the shakes,

(56:00):
and if you look, you cansee her shaking the hammer and her
shaking the spice. She can't evenhold it straight and she keeps getting off
at an angle. They're very badat this, like, so kudos on
that. I would not want tobe the one holding the chisel there letting
the other one whack the hammer man. You're right in that point though.
About the Magna carta, like theyget a time machine somehow not powered by

(56:21):
oil obviously, right, no,no, no, that's bad to the
oil. They also don't like newright, they go back, right,
and they try to do this crapbefore the Magna carta. Right, Yeah,
they roll into they are instantly lockedin a dungeon forever the end.
Sometimes it's a tower, but agood point of tower. But there's no

(56:45):
trial. Yeah, I mean theremight be a little kangaroo cordy thing,
right they And by the way,uh so there are four just you know,
there are four original copies of theMagnet Carta. There's not just one
like the original constitution. The othertwo are in the dungeons and or the

(57:07):
castles, the ones where you goto see them. They're literally in the
castle with the dungeon you would bein. So if you go to Lincoln
castle is and then Salisbury Cathedral whichhas a castle component, and then the
other two are in the British Library. So basically all of the things that

(57:30):
you would go and do, butlike the take on the Magna Carta,
even with everything else is just bonkers. All right, Ken Boone is here
from the Weather Channel and instead ofrain, give more northern lights. Everyone
seems to like that, even thoughthat's not really under your control. So
no, it's not. And unfortunatelywe do have some rain to talk about

(57:50):
as we get through this week.Today, I think, though dry during
the day, we'll see a Partleystudy sky warm temperatures all the way up
to around even over eighty this afternoon, chance of showers late tonight. Much
better chance to see the showers andeven storms. As we head through both
Tuesday and Wednesday. It'll be briefyand cooler tomorrow, with highs and low
seventies temperatures coming back close to eightyon Wednesday. Dryer trend to the weather

(58:10):
for the end of the week.Stundy at eighty Thursday, just a slight
chance for late day showers Friday.Otherwise mix the clouds. It's sun in
low eighties. All right, thankyou sir. We'll talk in an hour.
Appreciate it, all right? Kenboone there from the Weather Channel.
So yeah, like I said,busy, busy, busy moonbats at least
on uh hold on, all right, no, no, no, no,

(58:40):
no, Ross, somebody wants usnot to use the term moonbat anymore?
Could you? Uh did you throwthat at me? Old? Sorry,
I had to meet my microphone becauseit burst out laughing. Yeah,
you can work on that one.Yeah, we're right on that. You
know what you should do. Youshould hunger strike to tell you stuff.

(59:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, justby your sit down of the rotating just
the regular one. All right,let us know we'll be back. Hang
on, welcome back. It isseven fifty two here on the KCO Day
radio program. Uh. Ross,how was Mother's Day around your place?
You guys? Uh? It wasgood man, very riskful. Was good
to use the recipes I sent you. I you know I did not.
Oh, I appreciate the thought.But I pulled this story just for Ross.

(59:23):
Send it. I think it wasthe first story I sent you yesterday
from CBS News. Yes, youcan eat cicadas. Here are three recipes
to try before they go underground formore than a decade. I love the
angle where it's a fomo, right, if you're a misdate. They're so
trying to push this stuff. Oh, you're seeing it more and more so.
No, No, they're trying topush it though. Right, great,

(59:44):
they're just like, oh, whatif you can try a cicada with
buffalo wing something? No, dude, it's not happening. It's never What
about the delicious cicada chocolate cake?Nope, never eating it every ten years.
If now you're going to wait tenyears and without a cicada cake,
man, you want to be thatguy. After reading the story in growing
up several times I tried to playDevil's Advocate with myself and figure out,

(01:00:04):
like, is there any way possiblyyou could ever eat bugs? Because I'm
silver pulsed by it. It's nevergonna happen. This is the only way,
the completely Devil's advocate argument about myown head, right, sure,
okay? The only argument is,you know, certain animals of the animal
kingdom they stay away from humans ifthey see fire or something, because after
a thousand or some years, theyunderstand that humans will eat us or murder

(01:00:29):
us. So we're going to stayaway from the humans. And some of
them are you know, we murderedsome many they became you know, they
became dogs love us. Now they'relike, you know, there are our
friends there, years and years ofunderstanding that we are the superior species,
right right, beat them to deathin front of you know, your caveman
whacker, and all of a suddenthings start coming around. Yeah. The

(01:00:50):
only way I could rationalize this isit, OK, if we eat them,
after like a thousand years, maybethe bugs would finally be like,
yo, these guys will eat us. They're no longer afraid of us,
So we're not going to come intoyour house in the summertime and and and
and be annoying because you you know, you have like grown men where you're
walk in a room and you seelike, you know, nasty, gross,
disgusting bug on the ceilings, you'llhave a reaction. The bugs know

(01:01:14):
that a huge percentage of us arefreaked out by them, so they don't
respect our territories. So maybe ifwe eat them. But even that being
said, after giving this some thought, it's still a big hell. No,
I'm not eating bugs. So youwant to eat bugs, not you,
but if only to keep them inyour place. I'm just trying to
figure out a way to rationalize it, and that's you know what I can

(01:01:36):
with you? Yeah, I canalmost go. But well, but here's
the problem. So we're talking aboutbugs that are in your house, right,
that would be the thing that youwouldn't you would not want to.
Yeah, they're anoying. They hateyou in the summer of the ants and
I've literally traveled the countries where theyeat bugs on the regular and uh,
there's bugs frigging everywhere. You literallyhave the mosquito nets around you, so

(01:01:57):
they almost eat them, I think, just to survive. But more importantly,
if I'm a bug in the houseright and I'm sitting there, I
don't have fear of you yet,but you know, maybe things are brewing
and I see you watching like StarshipTroopers, I feel like at that point
I'm presented with a different possibility,and I might be inspired not to give
in and instead choose to evolve sothat I could come eat you. I

(01:02:22):
mean, how do we know?And they're not evolving to that point now
as it is, because they've beenaround forever. Well, yeah, and
look, you put enough of thoseyou know, those beetles they clear bones
with like for CSI stuff they literallybeetles they don't like, so they have
no problem eating those. But you'retaking that, you're using this as a
trying to current I'm trying to rationalizeany way possible because it's such a big

(01:02:45):
note for me. So what Rossis saying is we should eat criminal.
Yes, that'll teach them, that'lllearn you. Look, if you're a
criminal and you're like, oh mygosh, if I go to Florida,
they eat people, you're not doingthat anymore. I mean a couple idiots.
Will you know how to giant endup in the giant pot? Yeah,
and literally just boom right there,man, especially down in Miami,

(01:03:09):
they'll put a Cuban twist. Theydon't care, they'll eat you. And
they're really trying to push it though, Like you see this stuff and you
read this article and you're like,this is straight up propaganda that you're trying
to push. So did you havethe tempura cicadas, the cicada cookies or

(01:03:31):
the cicada pizza or do you guyshave all three? Did you you grab
one of each? All right,here's my here's my poll question on a
pizza, cicadas or pineapple dime?Going pineapple I was sweet. I'm not
I'm not putting no nasty bugs ina pizza. I'm just testing the people

(01:03:54):
who overplay their pineapple hatred online forclicks. Oh it's over played yet I
think at that point, if you'refind one of those dudes and then bring
two pizzas and be like, yougotta eat one, and then just point
a camera at them, right,eat the eat the bug pizza in your
in your pod and shut up.By the way, they go well on

(01:04:15):
the pizza with the cicadas artichoke cartsand tomato and sun dried tomatoes already two
of the worst pizza toppings. Atleast cover it up with good stuff.
Why wouldn't you put it on ameat lover's wouldn't that make more sense?
Uh? Cicados? What else?Artichoke carts not even opposed to artichokes,

(01:04:35):
but not on a pizzam man.So anyway, yeah, that thing they're
not pushing. CBS literally had recipesand then tried to uh peer pressure you
into eating one because if not,you can't in ten years. But what
they really mean is that brood youcan eat all the other cicadas or maybe
these are like a better maybe there'slike the angus of cicadas. I don't

(01:04:59):
know the answer to that, becauseI've told you one of the things that
I find very interesting when I'm goingthrough and I'm looking for stories is not
just you know, the stories thatcatch my eye, but I also pay
attention each of the different websites thatI go to if they have what's popular.
And it's interesting on some sites becauseany click on stuff that you didn't

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but then you realize, holy crap, man, I should probably mention this,
and then you start thinking about it. And here we are. So
I'm pulling stories yesterday and like themost there was two stories that were overwhelmingly
on New York posts. The mostviewed Steve Buscemi getting punched, but yeah

(01:05:41):
it was not. First. Firstwas McDonald's to launch five dollars meals.
Again, that's what people are clickingon. So if you need an indicator,
all being an unscientific one of wherepeople's heads might be at, that's
crazy. But then it started Istarted thinking about do you read member?
This would have been high school erafor me. You remember two for two?

(01:06:08):
Two for two? Remember two fortwo? You could get a quarter
pounder or a big mac or twoof one or two of the other.
It's your choice. I always didthe one in one variety, Spice of
Life two dollars, well two dollarsand whatever you know, sales tax two

(01:06:29):
bucks. I was an adult whilethey were still doing that. Now McDonald's
puts has to mention that they're goingto because every single combo at McDonald's,
every single combo has have for theregular, not the breakfast, is now

(01:06:51):
above five dollars. And then dependingon if you're in a if you're at
a McDonald's that's you know, ina place where they charge extra, like
New York City one, some ofthe ones that are on toll ways,
things like that. Then who knows. But McDonald's says that they're getting ready
to launch or I shouldn't say theysaid it industry insiders, McDonald's not denying

(01:07:12):
it five dollars meal deals, Sowhat will it be? The speculation is
that the meals would either feature aMcChicken or a mcdouble, fries and a
drink. So the ninety the thingthat was ninety nine cents up until what
how when did the mcdouble go aboveninety nine cents? It was like pre

(01:07:34):
pandemic. It was right still ninetynine cents. I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, once upon a timeall the meals were under five dollars.
Yes, unless you got crazy doublequarter pounder with cheese or whatever,
you're in six dollar lands. Soand it wasn't like this was like long
ago. Yes, but I'm justI'm saying the two for two was long

(01:07:55):
time ago. But the ninety ninecent mcdouble or McChicken, that was,
like, I think that that wasnot within the last two years. I
think it's exactly right. Right.So that so, knowing that you can
sell that at ninety nine cents,you're telling me that four dollars is to
cover fries and a drink, twothings, especially on the drink side because
McDonald's has proprietary soda the way thatthey do it, so you know,

(01:08:20):
you know, it's cheaper for them. That's why there's tastes just a little
different. I can't really notice it, but some people say so, I
don't know what their cost per cocacola is, but it's as minimal as
you can get. And then Frenchfries. I mean, so that's five

(01:08:41):
dollars two years ago that would havebeen a that would have been like a
one hundred percent margin. So that'swhat that's what's wild to me, man.
But now we're to this point wherethat's that's the bone they're going to
throw a five dollar You ever eata mcdouble or a McChicken? You ever
eat just one? No, backwhen I was a dollar, menue like
two or three? Yeah, giveme three, Give me three mcdoubles right

(01:09:05):
around, right around bar clothes.Three mcdoubles sounds like a great idea,
but next morning not so much.But man, I remember when you used
to be able to gorge McDonald's aftera night of drinking. Get up the
next morning, and sure you don'tfeel great because you were drinking and you
were up late, but the McDonald'swasn't an added component. That's when you

(01:09:25):
know you're getting old McDonald's in TacoBell. Even Taco Bell is expensive now.
Yeah, so I guess you're supposedto get excited for that. But
that's where we are, man,that's where we are. Anyway. I
stopped this weekend, I think itwas on Saturday. Marky wanted me to
pick up something and I went on, I'm not gonna name the I'm not

(01:09:45):
gonna give you the name of thebusiness. Maybe maybe it should, but
I stopped and it was a planecheeseburger and order fries and a sweet tea.
I was for Lincoln or for Mackie. Lincoln wanted a three piece tender
meal with fries and a sweet tea. Is this Wendy's or no, it's
a more independent chain, Okay,twenty three fifty steps for a plain cheeseburger

(01:10:13):
meal with fries and a drink.Three piece of chicken tender fries and a
drink twenty three fifty. You know, myers threw me for a loop.
I was gonna say, are therefive guys? No? No, no,
no, no, not five guysit was, And they were like
tiny. I got the food becauseI first I'm like that can't be right.
Yeah, And I get up andI'm like, did you this is

(01:10:34):
this is the right? Or iswhat I gave? He's like, you
read it back to me. I'mlike, okay, I'm like in this
twenty three fifties, twenty three fiftyand I'm like, all right, maybe
I'll get like a five guys bagtype back and he gives me like a
bag for ants. I even saidthat I'm like, is this food for
ants? Somebody? I'm never Iwas texting marketing. I'm like twenty three
to fifty never coming back here again. By the way, any bag of

(01:10:55):
food is a bag for ants swineto eat them so they are afraid of
you, yes, yes, orthey evolve and it's all over for you.
All right. So that's what youguys did for Mother's Day. Spent
twenty three dollars on a burger atthat point, Ye, it's done.
Man, where's my gift? Bythe way, I noticed you didn't bring

(01:11:17):
me anything this more. I spellmy money on two meals. But my
Mother's Day gift. In fact,all of you listening, there's not There
should be packages all up in ourmailroom, and that is not the case
today. And I'm just wondering whyit was Mother's Day. And I found

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out that I actually am one ofthe acceptable people to receive gifts on Mother's
Day, which include are you readyross? These are the people who should
be able to get stuff on Mother'sDay. Anyone who's a mom, all
right, that's fair, right,anyone who is a bonus mom? Okay,

(01:12:03):
I get you know one of thosewhere you're like maybe step mom,
but you didn't. Actually that's fine, or somebody you see as your second
mom. I had one of thosetill Trump got elected, and she doesn't
talk to me anymore. The moonbeedis powerful. Anyone who has a difficult
relationship with their mom, so stripper, No, that's dad. I'd be

(01:12:26):
on Father's Day. Hold on anyonewho wants to be a mom, Well,
that's not me, but I dohave this one, and here's my
loophole according to the brilliance of socialmedia. Also anyone who has chosen to
not be a mom, which isa decision I made long ago that I

(01:12:47):
did not want to be a mom. So I made that decision. So
now I should get Mother's Day gifts. So y'all are falling down on the
job. Just send me stuff.You can send me gift certificates for dining.
I don't want any goop stuff,please. I don't need jade eggs

(01:13:08):
showing up here. But you know, just something, not flowers either,
But I didn't know I qualified.So yes, ladies, once again doing
exciting ways to hone in on yourracket where we said. But if I'm

(01:13:29):
gonna get free stuff out of it, I'm here for it and you all
can just deal. All right,check this This story is crazy to me.
Do you guys know Kelsey Plumb is. I just want to point out
this worm. This woman's name isKelsey Plumb. Now Plumb is a WNBA

(01:13:50):
player. By the way, shelooks like she could bench press all the
things. She looks like she's shekind of swollen there and she has a
dark complexion. But nothing crazy.And I'm pointing this out because literally for
years, this this player who playsfor Vegas so I think they just won,

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right, yeah, they just won, has been known as the Puerto
Rican Princess. She was dubbed thatyears ago. That's what her fans call
her. It has been included instuff that her team has put out,
like marketing stuff. Well, somethinghappened over the weekend. So over the

(01:14:35):
weekend, since they are the reigningchampions, they played an exhibition game against
the Puerto Rican national women's team andthings got a little awkward. I think
the part was when all the PuertoRicans were like, I don't know,

(01:14:57):
I don't say something that has spanand she pointed out that she is not
Puerto Rican. Because at that point, you know, you might fool somebody.
And and again the way that they'redoing this is they're saying, well,
she didn't say that she was PortoRican. She didn't. She's not
Elizabeth Warren. Right, they gavethe nickname. And that's how you really

(01:15:18):
get a nickname, when someone justgives it to you. Right, well,
you said give yourself a nickname,right to be fair. However,
However, for years she just wentI and then the team. There's literally
imagery of like social media posts whereit's like, you know, the team

(01:15:38):
has put a Puerto Rican flag behindher. She's not. She's Irish and
a little Italian. She just hasshe's got a dark complexion. But her
name is plumb all of that.And I think, I think I'm I'm
not the right person to even talkabout this because I'm a fan of a
genre of entertainment where you have,I don't know, sometimes there's people that

(01:16:01):
represent countries that aren't really from thelike rowdy Rowdy Roddy Piper, or Razor
Ramone or a Kamal Gandhan giant oryou know, wait, Razors from Cuba.
He is from Cuba. Yeah,of course he is. Yeah,
yes he is something. Yeah,what do you tell you what Wait,

(01:16:23):
wait, what about the Iranian dudefrom Iran? Okay he is so yeah,
yes, yeah, he's a partybodyguard for what the shah? Yeah
yeah, so see, I'm look, I've just a yeah, what's the
big deal? I think it's thepart where how awkward would that be?

(01:16:44):
This is your worst fear realized.Right, you're the You're the Puerto Rican
princess, and then you get acall get an email for the team like,
Hey, we're gonna do an exhibitionagainst them. Oh my gosh,
what are we gonna do? Doyou think she had to like do you
think she had to like Rachel Dolozelfor a little while? She sounds like,
uh no, she sounds like,uh what's uh oh, what is

(01:17:08):
the actor's name in in the MiamiVice remake where he's like where he's like
I am where he's doing that horrible, horrible Mexican accent? The white dude?
What about? Gosh, what isused to do? The Tony Montana
man? No, but it wasso I am Jeff that one? You
remember that? So yeah, LikeI don't. I don't know how far

(01:17:28):
she got into it, but shejust wanted to, She said, that
The reason she didn't correct is becauseshe is. She doesn't she's not about
where you're from. She's plays foreverybody, which is fine. But I
think it's one thing of its internetchatter. I think once uh there's social
media posts with another with this flagbehind you. I think at that point

(01:17:51):
you got to walk into the socialmedia office and be like, hey,
hey, yeah about that. SoI don't know that whole thing is is
weird, but you know, Iguess it was working and okay, fine,
Look I can't tell you the numberof times people assume that I my
background is Norse God and I tothem Irish heritage. We do have a

(01:18:17):
little I think we have a littleNorwegian, so it would kind of work.
But yeah, I you know,I correct him. I'm like,
no, I understand, but youreyes deceive you and they're usually are just
walking around with that hammer too.Well it goes back to here Irish ancestry
when they would make the railroads.Well, also everything around the studios broke,

(01:18:42):
so carrying tools with you probably savingyou some time. So Puerto Rican
prints it. What do you wantto be ross? We put a flag
behind it. We can monitor youup. Extra bonus he's never left the
US. So if you pick anothercountry, be ironic. I'll let you
come up with whatever you want tocome up with. Well, he's thinking
of that. We'll head slightly northof the border up in Canada. People

(01:19:08):
didn't want to go to a freeJerry Springer or Jerry Springer Jerry Seinfeld show.
Oh man, but we'll get intowe'll get into all of that.
Let me grab a actually, letme let me take a break. We'll
come back. Grab your calls next. Hang on with the South Korean Prime
Minister. Okay, what did Ijust flip past this? Cause he's got

(01:19:32):
a fun name hold on which itsounds like a pun if you say it
real fast. South Korean Prime Minister. I'll tell you what he did here
in just a moment. But hewas doing an interview. Oh wait,
is it the former South Korean Ohit's the former South Korean prime minister.

(01:19:55):
Okay, all right, So thethe current guy's name is Honda. So
I guess, all right, whowas the last guy? Well, anyway,
I'm not going to call it up. Long was his last I think
you're talking about we too? Low? No, no, no, no,
no, no close? What isWho's in his his friends circle.

(01:20:23):
We two Low's friends circle, dowe know? Yeah, I'm not saying
it anyway, but regardless, herewas the deal. So he's being interviewed
and they're like, hey, howcome the South Korea universities, which,
if you don't know and you lookat the top ranked universities in the world,

(01:20:45):
Korea actually has I think three SouthKorea Obviously, I don't feel like
the jeong Yang State, although theyhear there do this year. You ever
watched peong Pyong State play ross?You ever watch you ever caught one of
their games? Let's just say there'snot as much hustle as you would like,

(01:21:08):
almost as if they need a betterdiet regiment or maybe some food.
So anyway, South Korea, right, So they're asking like, why does
your why do you universities not looklike I don't know, Colombia, UK,
New York whatever, And he's basicallylike, yeah, so I don't
know if you know this, we'veseen what what you know, communist ideas

(01:21:33):
look like, and no, howabout no, how about not a chance
in hell. Basically, he wenton to explain why all that woke garbage
is not going to permeate in SouthKorea basically, and then and then did
a touchdown dance pointing out that theywere able to get to top five economic

(01:21:55):
superpowers in the world in like fiftyyears because they didn't want anything to do
with the insane people. And itworked out, and you know what,
kind of hard to argue. Definitelywent in a different direction. I love
how unhinged people become when you like, all right, all right, so
capitalism or communism, Hey, whydon't we look at the Koreas And then

(01:22:18):
they're like, no, you can'tdo that, because you know what happened
is the communism they were trying there, Well, it was never allowed to
be tried correctly because the aggressive natureof the South Koreans and the US military
alliance on the south border, andit's like, well, on the other

(01:22:40):
side, it's you and the Russians, and you also have a big military
presence in South Korea. Got stuffdone and they were doing fine to that
zombie outbreak when he had to geton that train to Busan. But before
that everything was great. And soapparently it's his turn in the barrel,
and he doesn't seem to care sogood with that, all right. Something

(01:23:01):
amazing happened. Have you ever seenthe was it Key? In Peele?
What is the What is the skitfrom? Is that Key and Peele?
Whi's the show? This is?This is one of the most quoted comedy
skits. I I think that's outthere. Especially if your name is Aaron,
you probably hate that it ever happened. And that is this scene with

(01:23:25):
this substitute teacher coming in and uh, let's just say butchering the kids' names.
You remember this? No Jay Quillenhere? Uh do you mean Jacqueline?
Okay, so that's how it's gonnabe. Oh, come on,
Jake Qualler Blocke, where is block? A? Yes, sir, my

(01:23:46):
name's Blake. You want to goto war Blockey? A Aron Aron?
No a Ron? Huh? Wellyou better be sick dead or mute a
A here. I'm you know,I'm just asking you. I said it
like four times, So why didn'tyou say it the first time? I
said a Ron? Because it's pronouncedall right? Come on that I I

(01:24:15):
laugh every time. It's such agreat skit. Yeah, but you would
agree that if that was happening inreal life, like that'd be wildly uncomfortable.
If I saw in real life,I would probably think that it was
fake, right, because it's it'dbe too good to be true. Okay,
all right, do we have anyother audio that I missed that?
Yeah, it'd be the second cutthere. And this is the fake one

(01:24:38):
you mentioned? Or is this mit's fake? I know it's it's real.
Oh okay, I'm just saying youmight hear it and be like,
this is too good to be true, so it's fake. But no,
it's real. This is an amazing, amazing commencement where I guess they Drew
Straws on who had to be theone to announce the students as they walked

(01:24:59):
up. Here we go, VictoriaLee Zuba Bross, Jay Cicu, Lynn
Bower. A can I just bythe way, what makes this a thousand
times better? And I want youto go we'll tweet outly is when you
see the name on the screen andyou realize it is as drastic as blacke

(01:25:25):
right, it's it's you're not landingany of this, Victoria Lee Zuba,
Bross, Jay Cicu, Lynn Bower, Ali, sooner call Bishop Allison,

(01:25:45):
Alison, care you got that one? Camp Campbell, tom Old May m
H Thomas Thomas Thomas, and thekids are going up to get their diploma,
and they're like looking like is thatme? Is that my name?
It's me? Okay, you wantto go to war? You want to

(01:26:09):
go to war? Alasson or howevershe said the first Allison and then nailed
this side. I don't even knowwhat's going on, man, I mean
to be fair, you'll have thatmemory forever, and it's on video,
so I guess they said. Whathappened was they wrote the names on cards,
but they wrote them phonetically, soshe didn't have the actual names and
the cards, just the phonetic spellingof them. Okay, well, you

(01:26:31):
know what, if you give mesomething phonetic, I can usually get close
because I understand how that is.You know why, because I learned it
in school. I learned it inschool. And by the way, if
you're a school and you're doing agraduation and you're like, hey, we
need somebody who can read phonetic cards, do you think that there's a wing

(01:26:56):
of the school you might stroll overand see if there's any volunteers. Like
I don't know the English department,but in a way, I would almost
like to have that forever and belike, oh you think, oh your
graduation. A guy threw up,wait to hear what happened to mine?
So a little badge of honor there, Ken Boone from the Weather Channel.
Excuse me, it's a Khan bowone conn bow one joining us this morning.

(01:27:23):
Is that a proper mispronunciation of yourname? Sir? Did you hear?
I have no idea. Did youhear the audio of the commencement that
we played? I did not know. Oh dude, just I just because,
just for a moment. So thisis going on at a graduation.
These are all regular names. Thiswoman can't read names. Victoria Lee Bross

(01:27:44):
Okay, all right, Ciccu,Jessica Boer al b Sup. Yeah,
and that just goes on for thewhole thing. I had not heard that
before. No, oh, that'sa there you go. Busy time.
Over the weekend, we'll stare inat northern lights, bad graduations, and
now a little rain so punish us. We we do have some rain headed

(01:28:09):
our way. I think we'll makeit through the day today without seeing it,
but we could begin to see itlate tonight. So out there today
we'll call it partly sunny. Temperaturestoday all the way up into the low
part of an eighties to a warmday today, chance of showers late tonight,
low sixties Tuesday, Wednesday, that'sgonna be our best chance for showers
and storms here as we head throughthe week. It'll be a little cooler
Tomorrow, low seventies. We're backinto the upper seventies to near eighty on

(01:28:30):
Wednesday, and then a drier trendto the weather as we look towards the
end of the week. Sunshine,an eighty Thursday, a slight chance of
showers Friday to finish the week.Otherwise, mix the clouds in the sun
and look for eye temperatures on Fridayto be in the low part of the
eighties. You're gonna yes, you'regetting ready, man. We got two
weeks to Memorial Day, right,that's true. Everybody's gonna be like,
hey, weather man, don't screwthis up. So you know, talk

(01:28:51):
amongst yourselves. We'll chat with youguys tomorrow. Okay, thanks, guns,
all right, it sounds good.Yeah, all right, yeah,
I don't want to fumble that football. All right, coming up, Jeff
Bellinger, Bloomberg News Next, Hangon at your Bloomberg Update now with Jeff
Bellinger, Jeff, what's going onin morning? Casey? Major stock market
average is kept winning week with smallmoves and a mixed clothes on Friday.

(01:29:14):
A future suggests we'll start out higherthis morning. Now futures are up eighty
points. We get some important economicindicators as we go through this week.
Today is quiet, but we getgovernment reports this week on inflation, retail
sales, and housing starts. HomeDepot and Walmart will be posting their quarterly
results this week. Consumers are shiftingmore of their food budgets from restaurants to

(01:29:36):
grocery stores, and that's hurting someof the nation's fast casual dining chains.
Red Lobster, TGI Fridays and otherswere already stressed by rising labor and ingredient
costs. Now some of their customersare staying away more often. McDonald's is
considering offering a new five dollars mealdeal to appeal to penny pinching consumers.

(01:29:58):
A source as officials of not decidedyet just what to include in the deal,
possibly a McChicken sandwich or a mcdoublesburger, plus fries and a drink.
A pushback from McDonald's franchisee may franchiseesmay alter or scuttle any value plan.
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration lookinginto the Amazon dot Com autonomous vehicle

(01:30:19):
subsidiaries Zookes. The agency is investigatingtwo reports of Zookes SUVs being rear ended
after breaking suddenly. Out of candy. Lovers know the Italian company Ferrero for
its signature gold foil wrapped chocolates,now with cocoa prices through the roof.
Ferrero is launching its first sugar candy, the fruit flavored Tic tac Chewi.

(01:30:42):
Is also the first candy that thecompany is launching exclusively in the US.
And the Casey Kingdom of the Planetof the Apes was the weekend's number one
movie ticket sales top forecast. TheWalt Disney film took in fifty six and
a half million dollars. Casey eitherdoing it. I didn't even know they're
doing it. Another one of those. Do we need another one? Anyway?
No, I didn't know anything aboutit. As a matter of fact,

(01:31:04):
I was on the bus last weekand I saw a text sign on
top of a textie was advertising themovie. Yet I didn't know anything about
it. Okay, all right.Well, as long as everyone's as surprised
as I am, I do appreciateit, sir. We'll talk tomorrow.
Okay, have a good day.Take care. There you go. Jeff
Bellinger, Oh you know what,I hung up, But I'm just gonna
ask them if he had any bugs. Oh that's what the chocolate people should

(01:31:27):
do. Just put some bugs init. Just ask CBS. They'll show
you how. And real quick,let's add to Massey Chuotsetts, where the
governor has come up with a newplan for the overflow of migrants. You
know, like the ones who wereon the island with all the really rich
people. So they took them off, and now they've decided they got to

(01:31:50):
come up with something. So Ikid you not. The governor, Healey
Mara Healy has announced that they willbe repurposing Bay State Correctional Facility and turning
it into a migrant shelter. Whatis that the one now? Is that

(01:32:12):
the one that shutter Island or theone next to the Patriots Stadium? Frost?
Did you know that next to thePatriots Stadium there's literally a prison?
Makes sense anyway? Now it isthe one by the pat stadium. Okay,
all right. I thought it wasgonna be Shutter Island. So let
me just get this straight. Thegovernor of Massachusetts has decided to flip a

(01:32:34):
prison into migrant apartments. Also,what's that conversation like if you're on the
bus, right, You're you're drivinglike, yeah, we got we got
studio apartments for you guys. Igot steel stainless steel appliances. Uh on
suite right, ah yeah, razorwire. Right, you're you're rolling up

(01:32:59):
to that gay staring up at thelike kss, so what is that uh?
And they're like, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
It's an apartment building. You're like, that looks like a prison.
I know because in Nicaragua, allthe dissidents get thrown in a thing that
looks like that, and that's oneof the reasons we left. Like,
ah, no, it's fine,it's fine. And uh you know,
uh, just you can pick yourapartment. Got the big metal door that

(01:33:23):
will slam behind you. Can youimagine if Donald Trump repurposed a prison to
stick migrants in, or the governorof Texas or the state of Florida,
if ron Dessants is like, hey, we got this old prison, except
in Florida. They don't have alot of uh busted prisons not getting used
because they put people in them.The irony is in states like Massachusetts and

(01:33:46):
California and others. You know,the softer you go on the law,
the more migrant room there is there. But yeah, you got to convince
everybody to go in there and promiseyou're not gonna lock them in. I
don't know how that would work.They also have jobs programs as well as
so literally all the stuff that theyhave in prison. So let's see here.

(01:34:15):
Now they're gonna have kids. Yeah, they're gonna have How does that
work? How are you gonna havekids in the prison? Like they didn't
reno it to the I mean,obviously you're dealing with prison sales, so
I'm talking about cells. So I'mtalking about, you know, staying in
the steel appliances being that thing.The prison next to Gillette Stadium is really

(01:34:36):
nice. Aaron Hernandez hung out there. Oh is that where he did it?
Oh? No, Ross. Canyou imagine you walked, you know,
you walked from South America right youwent, You walked that forty miles
of hell between Panama and Columbia.Somehow you survive, made it to America,
and then you're in your new apartmentand all of a sudden, the

(01:34:59):
ghost of air and Hernandez is inthere, which you're torn because you're like,
Hernandez, my friend's name is Hernandez, and it's like, yeah,
Also, what would the ghost bedoing to you? Knowing what we now
know about Aaron Hernandez. I amvery conflicted, so is that And people

(01:35:23):
are sending me stuff about the prison. Yeah, look that's far. I
would rather deal with the ghost ofAaron Hernandez than Shutter Island. That didn't
look like fun at all at allat all. You know, eventually you're
just so down, you're like,yes, stick an ice pick in my
brain, that'll be fine.