Monday-5-20-2024

Episode Transcript

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Oh number eight eight eight nine threefour seven eight seven four. It's a

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Monday, so overcome that stupid hurdle. But uh hey, we'll go ahead
and do this thing because we gotall sorts of crazy news. I hope
everyone had a wonderful weekend. Uh, ross, you have a good weekend,
buddy, do you ever's have fun? You have a good weekend?
Yeah? Man, it was enjoyable. Mm hmm. What was What was

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the most enjoyable part would you sayof the weekend? Looking out the window
and seeing the ocean. Oh,it's enjoyable. It's very peaceful. Yeah,
because I was right because you normallyyou guys are you guys like to
stick around the house, right,Yeah. It was a very spontaneous trip,
which typically you know when we goon trips like this, Marquee puts

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together like an Excel spreadsheet for expensesand you know, times of what we're
doing, and we're just like,screw it, let's go to the beach.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah. Uh which which beach?
North topsil Oh? Okay, that'suh, that's swhere. That's because I
saw you wrote on online. Isaw you tell somebody you went to North

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Sentinel. Yeah, because people arelike, hey, where are you And
I'm like, no, your businesswith them at the Cannibal Island? Oh,
come and find me. That wasa ruse, right, Yeah,
No, that's a funny. That'sfunny because too they're like, ah,
we're gonna like, let's say theywant a dump gatorade over you, like
it's a NFL game right now.They're standing there on North Sentinel Island with
a big bucket of the red stuff. They're like, why am I in

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this pot? Yeah? You canuse the bucket for the pot, depending
on which bucket you brought. Okay, all right, I saw you posted
some photos too on your on yourTwitter of like the Ocean of I looked
like Lincoln doing some sand castle andstuff. Right, were you in any

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Were you in either of those photos? I was in several photos. Yes,
No, But were you in thetwo? I just reference not the
one the one yes and the other. No. Oh, I'm just saying
I saw I saw Will Smith eata bunch of pasta? Did you see
that online? I did, saysvideo. Why is it the only weekend

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you go out of town? Halfof Iran's leadership's helicopter just fell from this
because I'm a secret government asset.But I've been I've been saying this for
years, okay, fifteen years.I've been saying that I'm a syoup.
Yeah, but that's exactly completely openand honest about it. Yeah, this
isn't like, you know, you'renot blowing the lid off of anything.
I've been saying it for years.I am a sign trying to I'm just

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wondering. You know, you boughta hat that's about freedom, right,
I am a trained government assassin.Okay, all right, I do not
trifle with me. Well, theIranian you better tread lightly there, buddy.
The Iranians did blame us, butthey blamed us for not selling them
a helicopter part or something. Idon't know. Do you ever find it

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like super weird the way I canlike come in and out of this building
like a ghost. Oh no,I'm Jason Bourne with him in here,
right. But I've worked at foriHeart too for a long time, so
I understand the stealthiness of wanting toget around salespeople. I'm just saying I
understand it, even if it iscover. So, but you know,
weird, weird, weird, weird. To quote the New snow white.

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Uh yeah, that's right. Uhwe got the president of Iran, he
out the minister for the Azerbaijan region. It sounds like this was in Azerbaijean.
But uh, Ibraham Rossi racy deaddyI don't know, screw him,

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don't care. Uh. The alongwith the country's for a minister and several
other officials, were found dead aftertheir helicopter crashed in a foggy, mountainous
region of the country's northwest. Allright, so you know, initially people
are like, did Israel do it? Here's the thing, even if Israel
did, they would never tell you, right, because you have to understand

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that that you could never admit thatthey that they did something like that in
the same way that it was prettyclear that the person or the peoples putting
those sticky bombs onto vehicles that hadnuke scientists in there were probably masad people.
You still can't write because you can'tsay that they did something. Now

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you think, well, why wouldthey do it? I don't have to
jump too far in the way backmachine. Obviously, Iran was pretty vocal
about being part of the UH atthe planning and probably a lot more than
that, with what happened at themusic festival and across Israel that day,
and they made no bones about it. They fund the Hutis, they fund

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Hesbollah, they fund all of thesecats. Iran right out there, because
Iran's big dream is not that theyhave any respect for Palestinians. Their big
dream is that it causes all therest of the Muslim countries, the Arab
states, if you will to goall right, they're down, Let's get
them, and then their dream isfulfilled. They're arguably the single most organized

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and able group to attempt to laywaste to Israel. But not just the
Israel. We're the great Satan,they chanted, and all the warm up
little rallies like it's, you know, the PEP rally at your school,
and then when asked about it,they say, ah, death to America
doesn't mean death, but it does. And half your leadership just fell out

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of the sky, and you can'tblame the US for doing it militarily.
So apparently the current line is whendidn't sell us helicopter part? I mean
it's a tragic accident. I meanthey rarely see mountains there, right,
these sur president of a giant desert. It's like, what the hell is

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that boom in the mountain? Yeah, yeah, disclosure don't really know anything
about Iran, but I'm assuming theywhat I got here, nothing but a
flat desert. So they're flying around. Well, they have a small mountain
range in there. Are you familiarwith them? I am not the Himalayas.
I mean, you know, inall honesty, that's your opinion.
But they're just flying around. They'relike, well, you were just going
across our desert from the president ofthe desert, somebody else's desert. They

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were in probably Azerbaijan. Well thereyou go. And then they're like,
oh, what's that. I've neverseen that before. I'm freaked out.
It's mountain boom dead. Yeah,that could be it. That could absolutely
be why this helicopter just fell fromthe sky. Aircraft and I ran faces
the shortage of parts, often flyingwithout safety checks. You know, Rambo

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took us, of Courseky down witha rock, right, a rock.
Yeah, it's what it Probably was. Pissed off mountain kid probably got scolded
by his parents or something. They'relike, hey, stop doing that stuff.
He's got a mountain. He's likethis, sees the helicopter. They're
freaking out because they've never seen amountain, throws at the helicopter boom dead.
White way, you just called hima mountain kid. Why would you

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Why would tell me to be amountain kid because he lives. No,
I'm saying, the president in theplain has never seen a mountain. The
kid living in the mountain throws therock dead. All right, So this
is a normal chain of events.Yeah, that's a tragedy. Early Monday,
Turkish Thortis released. They described asdrone footage of the crash. Sigh.
You can hear some folks in notFarsi, which is what they speaking

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Iran, but mountain kid language,the az or whatever that language is.
There it is we found it.But you know, all you see is
smolder in wreckage and uh. Pakistanannounced the day of morning and even uh,

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even the folks in India released astatement of sorrow. But that's also
because they India's I don't know ifit's fear. I guess it's fear.
Last thing they won is Iran andbacking Pakistan any good, good, good
amount, because Pakistan and India hateeach other, so that Putin was sad

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and jijimping. So if all thosecats are sad, then you should probably
just go about your day. Okay. It does raise a rather interesting issue
though, because it's not just it'snot just who's the president, because remember
who's the president of Iran. It'snot really the one running things, right.
We have Kumani and and really thatfamily, but they've been trying to

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not be the family. So theidea was, first it was going to
be I'm a dinner jacket or whateverhis name was the previous president that we
all remember, Akman Jennashad, butthey weren't really feeling it. This was
the dude who was supposed to beable to slide in under the Supreme Leader.
So once he was done with thispresidency, then he would take over

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really running things and you know,murdering protesters and all the things they do
in Iran. And because Iran isin a place right now where they think
that the spark that could overturn allof this insanity would have been naming the
son of Komeni's Sun to be thenext Supreme leader, right because he would

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have been the second or the thirdrather and already the linage thing has they
got problems with that because that's whatthey overthrew for all practical purposes. So
I don't know what they're gonna donow. Some would say that this is
strategic for a lot of reasons.It puts them in a bind. Obviously,

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it's even if they don't admit it. It looks like somebody got to
him, and now you may beleft with trying to make your son supreme
leader and that'll finally be enough.The Ross was at the beach doing beach
stuff he built. I saw itwith my own eyes. They built a
lot of seashells on a sand castle. No, and that's the best part

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about that photo. Mm hmm.We didn't build that sand castle. Oh
it's beautiful. We just walked pastit and it looked amazing. Real.
I was like, buddy, standright here. What Oh yeah, do
you realize how this lends credence tomy other theory? Because now Mark,
you now a weekend are seeing theselike you know, the these replies flying

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in and they're like, it's perfect. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah,
you didn't tell them any of that, did you you tell? Buddy?
Look at all the work we justavoided. Now get on this plane
and not Iran. Don't tell anyone, do you realize this is bolsters my
theory now, because if somebody canHe's like, that is straight my castle,

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Like, ah, there it is, all right. So I've been
trading text messages with our friend Corey. Yes, yeah, air Force,
former Marines. Right, he's beenall over it. I asked him,
as a man who knows a lotabout planes or helicopters, would seeing a
mountain for the first time ever freakout a pilot and he just broke back.
Absolutely, he was probably confused.He probably confused it for swamp gas

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and boom ran into the mountain dead. That's confirmed from a member of our
military. I I've talked with Corey. I don't I really fly on planes.
Isn't his thing, but I meanhe's been around them. Yes,
I think if you've served any pacityin the military, you've probably been around
planes. It's I was just saying, listen all this like assassinated. It's

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an accident, tragic accident. Yes, mountains can freak out a person if
you've never seen one before. Yeah, but again, we're operating under the
you know the topography of Iran desertsnow. They get snow because they got
bass mountains. So but it's notlike you can see him from Tehran.
Is that the point that you're making? You can't. You should call up

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some photos of Tehron skyline. I'mbusy, man, I have too much
that I don't need to learn aboutIran. Yeah, not anymore poverty nation.
I need to buy from i Ran. I learned from the movie Argo.
Yeah. I literally watched Argo overthe weekend. Great movie, weird
Yeah, and iron cheek. That'sall I need. Oh do you see?
Uh? Speaking of wrestling stuff,HBO's got a new I'll tell you

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I just like I'll tell you aboutthat. I am down to watch it.
I haven't watched it yet though,so but but anyway, there we
go. That's my exploration. Rosssays he was at the beach. Nothing
I can do. He's got photos, so must be, you know,
in this day and age, can'tfake those six twenty hang on. So
the movie and I haven't watched itthat I but I saw and then I

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added it to the I'm gonna watchthat thing on HBO. Is the Iron
Claw? Yeah, there is supposedto be a little Rick flair up in
there, which is if, firstof all, is from eight twenty four
Studios, which I think does reallyreally good movies. So I do like
that, and I say the movieThe von Erics, Right, yeah,

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this is the the story of thevan Erics from Fritz van Eric who obviously
owned it, operated started it,and then his son's and everything goes perfectly.
That family is cursed. What Imean, this is a tragic,

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sad story. I mean it's notthe only one in the world of wrestling.
It is not obvious good. Yeah, if you're going into it looking
for a happy, fun time movie, it apparently is not that. So
you haven't seen it though, right, No, because you were busy at
the beach gravy training in sand castles, teaching that boy he didn't have he

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wasn't covered in sand, and he'sautistic. Do you think he wants these
sand in his hands? Did listen? We went down there spontaneously with a
trip. You think I'm going downthere to work and do construction. No,
go down and enjoy the beach.Okay, then you did, right,
he did. Nothing happened. II posted one photo of us holding

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hands. I saw the photo,Yeah, yeah, I saw. There
was a follow up that mark hetook behind us and I posted, and
the people were pointing out I didn'tnotice there's like a people are saying there,
like a UFO in this guy?What Yeah, and like if you
look closely you can kind of seeit. Yeah, I just I here's
what I noticed. I noticed.It was very weird that there was this

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thing that does resemble a UFO thatlooked like it might have been placed in
there, and also looked about thealtitude behind you that I don't know,
uh, a double bladed helicopter wouldbe. I mean, I, like
I said, I didn't notice ituntil people are pointing it out, and
once out I looked out, ohmy god, with Farsi on the side,

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like and then you could just postthat over and you're like, oh,
it's just just at the beach andnot literal like evidence of what I've
done to the Iranian leadership. Sothere's that, all right, Oh,
good, good, good glad.Everybody's happy. That's a fun time with
poor guy. Never seen a mountainbefore. Used to be a desert and
suddenly see mountain. You're like,oh my god, is the earth?

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Is the earth forming teeth to eatme? What is happening? This email
from Will Will writs not that Rossneeds anyone to defend him. But I,
as a veteran served multiple tours inboth Wadilla and Zimunda, I can
tell you that he is correct.And Iran. Iran is called Iran because

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it's so deserty and so flat.That's how people used to get everywhere.
So yeah, is it what Zimundaends in Wadias from what the dictator and
Zimunda obviously is coming to America.You understand why I would have concerns with
this email, right, yeah,but I think they're both the provinces of

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Wakanda that has stolen valor, sir, But maybe not, because those are
that don't exist. I don't know, But thank you for thank you for
writing on this fine morning to appreciatethat. All right eight eight eight nine
three four seven eight seven four youhave a phone number? Oh what did

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I do? You're a click?Does actually click one button? And now
everything is absolutely incorrect. There wego. I was sorting, like accidentally
sorted all of my stuff in thewrong way, and then I couldn't find
anything weird. All right, herewe go? All right, coming up

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on the show yues, obviously Iran story. That's yeah, it's kind
of a big deal. We'll seewhat they're what they're saying over there,
But we got we got some stuffcloser to home. By the way,
I wonder what this do you see? Trump announced a rally in the South
Bronx. This has fans and moonbats read to go. All right,

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they're really excited. I'm sure theCity of New York's probably not excited,
but it will be interesting to seewhat he's able to draw out there.
Yeah, so apparently he let's seehere. He announced he will hold a
rally in the South Bronx at somepoint this week, after tens of thousands

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of supporters showed up for New JerseyNew York City. Rally will be Trump's
first in his native state since twentysixteen. Team Trump announced the South Bronx
rally in a statement to SLAM PresidentJoe Biden. Are they where are they
doing this at Yankee Stadium. I'mtrying to think we're in the South Bronx.

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They would do this here we go, No Krotona Park. I don't
know where that is. I'm notsuper plugged in now they had it won't
be as it won't be light NewJersey. I believe the permit has to
see yeah, it does. Herewe go. So the permit will allow
for up to thirty five hundred people, So I mean he can he can

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fill it up pretty good. Butthat's his many. You know. How
to be funny is they'll be like, knowing that fact, put that fact
in your brain. There'll be somereporting by CNN, MSNBC. Oh,
the president after nearly eighty thousand weresaid to show up to Wildwood, only
able to get thirty four hundred tothe South Bronx, and I think they'll

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probably ignore the permitting unless there's thirtyfour hundred and one, and then they'll
be like he tried to murder everybodywith capacity issue. Probably Oberman will be
doing that, but somebody will bedoing that. Obviously. The side of
the rally is no Kwinki dink.It's you know, one of the things
that Trump's running on, and NewYork's got a lot of examples, is

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the insanity of the border. Goingto have a very very receptive audience down
there in the South Bronx. Whoif they've you know, spent five minutes
consuming New York media over the lastsix months to a year, they're reading
a bunch of stories they've never readbefore. They're looking at places like,

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you know, Midtown, which iswhat forty blocks from them? Fifty blocks
Where does the Bronx start? Itstarts on what ninety fifth or one hundred,
something like that at Midtown in thebetween the forties and seventies. I
mean that midtown, but you knowthe area where a lot of the migrants
are. Yeah. I suspect themayor probably won't show up with him,

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but hey, he is a possibility. No, it seemed over the weekend
though. Really it was get aNFL kicker, man. It was crazy
watching that. Yeah, people youhad. When I say everyone's coming out
of the woodwork, I literally meaneveryone's coming out the woodwork. Hey,
Harrison, you know we have severalthings in common. First and foremost,

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until a few months ago, wewere both employed by the Kansas City Chiefs.
I cheered you on for six yearsstraight, and with that I would
assume we went to the same PRtraining. But since all of that obviously
left your brain when you went togo give that speech, I thought I'd

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be a good coworker. Can Iask a question Ross on a scale of
one to one hundred, She totallybelieves it. How what percentage do you
think that this woman believes what shedid in any way, shape or form
led to those championships. I meanshe sees herself as a co worker.
I just yeah, I had torecord. I had to record her audio

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into the editing software to bleep it, and then I had to record it
all back in the next gen toplay it. Yes, and I almost
lost my mind. Yeah. Yeah. It's not even because of the content
of what she says in her audiocuts. It's it's watching her face.
She's like, I can't remember theactress, but there was a cast member
in SNL that would play this likelike, hey, I'm a drama you

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know, I'm in a school dramaplay. Yeah, I'm a really bad
actress. So she'd be like,yeah, hi, I'm in the play
right now. Yeah, how wouldyou? Would you look up? How
many yards this cheerleader had in sure, sure, let me put in the
old AI machine zero zero. Soshe had some forward attempts and then she

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lost yardage and it absolutely no place. Oh wow, that is unfortunate.
Anyway, continue, ma'am, let'sget sorry. Oh yeah, let's get
sided. Okay, all right,let's get started. She got no like
x's nose probably notes. Okay,all right, so anyway, you are
a cheerleader for six years for thefor the for the Chiefs. Also you're

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a cheerleader for the Chiefs. Anyway, all right, I'm sorry. Continue.
Uh, let's see what made Rossalmost stab himself in the years.
I guess takeaway is you now representa billion dollar organization. Now I think

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aren't all NFL teams basically billion dollarorganizations. I haven't seen all the valuations
on everybody, but okay, it'sa big organization, and yes he does
represent it. You don't anymore.That's weird. Huh, you're not doing
that anymore? Did you tear ahammy? Ross? Would you look up

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to see if she tore a hammy? I'm trying to figure out where she's
not raw Ryan anymore? To theSuper Bowl? He blew out her a
c L Tommy John surgery, someding. That's the thing in baseball, right,
Yeah, okay, but art movement, Well there is wrist action.
Yeah, I see what you didthere? Just stare some buck Kurt.

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You are now Harrison buck Kurt whoplays for the Kansas City Chiefs and anything
you say or do that doesn't alignwith that brand, Just like the lesbians
you hated in that video. Whatwill be grounds for time now? Is
she a lesbian? Because I'm justwondering, is do we got a bunch

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of hot lesbian cheerleaders on the cheek. I'm going to do some research.
I'll get back to you anyway.I'm sorry continue crimination. Not entirely sure
if that last part is gonna applyto you, but I guess we'll find
out a quick minute dissect some ofthe language in your speech referring to abortion,
iv A, euthanasia, and syracusyas degenerate culture values. Do you

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see how maybe doesn't align with thebrand COVID fiasco? Wait? Wait,
wait? Is Kansas City big onsurrogacy and abortion? The chiefs? Is
that their slogan or something. I'mmuch more terrified of that than the than
somebody or the bills mafia. Yeah, well they're out murdering babies. You

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guys are smashing tables. I'm notsaying it has to be a fight,
but these are things. Based onwhat she's saying in a whispery voice,
I bet she's fun at dinner.Now, I would assume you know what
fiasco means, but just thinking youdon't. You're why do I think you?
Don't you ever say something where youwant the other person You're like,

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uh, yeah, obviously you knowwhat this means, and you're calling their
bluff not to check you on itbecause you don't know what it means.
I'm sorry, go right ahead.Man. Referring to the pandemic as a
humiliating failure, You know it shouldbe. I'm sorry. I have just
so many thoughts. This must bewhat it was for Ross dubbing this in

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this morning. I apologize, butit should be humiliating for some of the
leadership in retro in twenty two,you know, Hindsight's twenty twenty kind of
mode you should be. Why wasI so wrong? Why did I not
tell the truth? Why am Ifauci and literally just admitted to these things

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where we were doing research that wouldhave been in furtherance of things like what
happened after saying that didn't happen.Why did I tell everybody you had to
do this thing when even at thetime it was clear and now all their
kids have lost learning. Even ifyou went into it wholehearted thought you were

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doing the right thing, you shouldstill feel bad. It's really crazy on
Like, there's a big segment ofthe population that have just completely memory hold
the fact that they were completely wrongabout everything, and it's not an opinion
anymore, it's a complete fact.Yes, the debate is whether people making
the decisions knew they were wrong anddid it anyway out of her political expedience,
or if they honestly thought they weredoing what was the right thing.
I'll have that debate all day onan individual basis, But you're right,

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a lot of people just go noeverything. That's why it was so shorty
it worked perfect. M Okay hadan entire pr training on COVID bro.
Yeah, we weren't supposed to talkabout it. Uh, would do you
find that weird? Right? Right? Yeah, it's pretty weird. Do

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you find that weird? You can't? Can't? I mean maybe they were
trying to avoid like a cold beastlytype situation in Buffalo where he came out
he said, you know this iskind of weird. Man, I don't
like any of this, And they'relike, booh, this guy wants to
kill grandma. Yeah, him andAaron Rodgers, and they then they bullied
his kid in school and they youknow his remember that story, Cole Beasley's
kid, I sure remember his kidin school was like, you know that

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these kids are bullying me because mydad has a different opinion on COVID,
which by the way, turned outto be absolutely true. You know it's
crazy too. Like if I wasin school and I'm like, ah,
let's believe that, and somebody's likehis dad is an NFL football player,
I would have been like, let'sbelly that other kid, you know what
I mean. That's where I wouldhave gone, Oh, she has so

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many thoughts. She's not done.She's not done. No, no,
no, she'd got another two threeminutes of thoughts. We'll get into those
insights in just a few minutes hereon the CaCO Day radio program. So
I had to watch it. Rosshad to watch it. Now you get
to listen to it. So aformer Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader is, oh,

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can you imagine being in an argument? Right, standard couple's argument.
She walks away thinking she's right,you walk away thinking you're right. I'm
not even gonna guess who's right.But instead of that kind of weird either,
y'all figure it out, or yourealize you're not going to let stuff
like that derail you and get overit. I can't even imagine how much

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you'd have to hide in the mancase right now. So I said,
I'm watching the video uloading the stuff, and I'm looking at her face,
which doesn't really translate in the radio, but you can check out the video
Casey on the radio. We verypassive with her face, right, And
that's where my brain went automatically.I'm like, the poor bastard who has
to date her if she's dating anyone, that this is why there is a
hot crazy matrix. Right, Yes, this is it. In case you're

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wondering, this is it right here, and she trust me, she's not
kicking over into you unicorn territory.All right, anyway, I'm sorry you
had some other thoughts, ma'am.Some other thoughts. Please enlighten us.
Oh, hold on my button bar. All right, here we go.
All right, she's got some otherthoughts. Here we go. You referred
to gay people as deadly sinners theGay Book, kind of, but he

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referred to that because you know why, because he has a very specific belief.
He referred to it as deadly sins, but anyway, love football.
We don't want to lose them asan audience, so you might want to
reconsider calling them deadly sinners. Lifebegins when you become a wife and mother.

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Skip ahead. That leans into hermost important title of all. Wait
wait, wait, life begins whenyou become a He clearly didn't say that.
What he said is very akin tothe good people on both sides,
because is the first thing he saidnegated all of the things you're saying.

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On the backside. You could stillcriticize and be like, I don't agree
with that view, right, butI don't know what you're disagreeing with.
He said some of you, referringto the women in the audience at the
very conservative Catholic university, that someof them will go on to, you

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know, high profile jobs, that'swhat they want to do, whereas a
bunch of them will want to turnmost of their attention. That is not
even negating having jobs to being awife and mother to the family. That's
not inaccurate, and it grows increasinglywhen you get into some of those types
like I dated a girl from Meredithone time, not but she was ap

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Meredith. But whatever, here's whatI learned. They talk an awful lot
about something called an mrs. Degree. That's not a degree, that's that's
a wife and up, okay forwhatever the future holds. That is a
goal. And that's not even areligious university very much. And if you're

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an odd you hate odds, youeven you hate Evans, I don't you
have to look up whatever that is? Anyway? I'm sorry, go ahead,
maker mm hm. You know we'renot going to unpack this from a
PR standpoint, but I which isweird because a homemaker unpacking is something that
they would do sometimes. You know, if you moved, you're right back
anyway. I do want to letyou know that the Kansas City Chiefs offer

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a therapist covered at one hundred percentboth male and female. And I advise
that you probably need to unpack thatwith both parts. Oh please, God
tell me you took advantage of that. Doesn't look like it. You called
the president delusional. Yes, youknow, I think the organization would let
that one go. A lot ofRepublicans in chiefs, Kingdom of the that's

(31:53):
part of your speech. Oh whatis it when you said stay in your
Lanington place, times, bro,take your own advice kicks the balls around
standing light. I just pointed outsomething that a lot of people are thinking
as we open the show today.Half of Iran's leadership, including their president,

(32:14):
apparently their helicopter just fell out ofthe sky. They're dead. And
uh it happened to be on thevery same weekend that Ross went out of
town, which she never does.I just threw that out there, and
then we had listener Will wrote insaid, because uh, your theory is

(32:34):
the pilot in Iran who flies thepresident of Iran around got confused when he
saw a mountain. Yeah, Imean they're flinner, They're used to a
desert, right, and he's justlike, I'll be flying the plane,
Oh my god, what is that? The Earth is forming teeth to devour
me into the mountain? Panic dead? Like literally, if you have you

(32:55):
ever seen avionics when you're in theair, you've ever been on like a
private aircraft or something you wouldn't confess, do you know? Like literally they'll
show up as like big red axes. Well I don't know what kind of
uh yeahology there. I don't knowwhat the technology they have, and I
ran, I'm sure they're like thirtyyears behind Us, and then Will wrote,
uh, and he's basically said thathe served in Wadilla and I can't

(33:19):
remember the other one Zimunda, that'sright, yes, which I believe our
fictional place is from the dictator andof course coming to America. So uh.
But then uh, I called thatout and uh. Will also talked
about his time in the trenches ofhold on Sokovia, which I'm almost positive

(33:40):
is from Avengers. And I hadto look this one up. Maldonia,
the bitter Civil War of Maldonia,and that's from Princess and the Frog.
And I think the only reason youthought of that is because we just talked
about that, sir, which,by the way, that's weird because you

(34:01):
described that to be rass and Inow know this. I thought it was
in Louisiana. You said that thatplace, Yes, what is Maldonia.
It's where the prince is from.Apparently, so not everything, dude,
is a conspiracy. This one suresounds like you're disparaging poor Will, who's
trying to contribute to the show.Thank you for listening Will with story.

(34:22):
It sounds like, yeah, youknow, and like this isn't some sort
of crazy conspiracy theory. This somebodywiped out or assassinated the president of Iran.
It was a guy panicky because he'snever seen a mountain before. It
was the president to other people kindof in the line of secession. So
Foreign Minister and yeah, these thingshappen, they do, they absolutely do.

(34:45):
So with that in mind, wethen transitioned over into the big freak
out over the weekend, and thatwas everybody wanted their pound of flesh from
the chiefs kicker right. Oh,and he I love the part too where
he quote commented on Taylor Swift's music. Now Travis Kelsey is gonna beat him
up. He commented that he'd heardit. I believe, is what he

(35:09):
said. And are we in highschool? Do you think Travis kelcey waits
for him outside the locker room?Is this? Are these honestly things that
you think happened? You sign thatpetition? I saw that that was very
good of one hundred and fifty thousandpeople to sign a petition. Petition,
And then they went and interviewed oneof the I think the she's grand I

(35:31):
guess you'd be granddaughter of the ownership, right, and she and they went
and interviewed her. What looks likea country club. She's out, you
know, playing lawn polo and whatnot. I don't know what. And she's
just like, yeah, we loveHarrison. He's fine. Yeah, he
said that some women want to dothat, some women should. And then
I saw people comment like easy tosay when you know, oh, that's

(35:52):
just stays home. They don't haveto work because they're own an NFL team.
Do you think there's only thirty stayat home moms in the whole United
States? I'll even give you thegrandkids, so you know, you get
maybe a few hundred. Do youthink that's the total number? Do you
think the only way? Now?Don't get me wrong with what the economy's
doing right now, it may financiallybe the only way for some people,

(36:16):
But you don't have to own anNFL franchise to stay at home. It's
true. I know it's crazy,Russ. Did your wife stayed at home
for a while? Right? Iknow, yeah, stayed at home for
a while. What what team didyou guys buy? You guys buy the
which one? Which one did youbuy? I'm assuming you need that that

(36:38):
is financial requirement to stay at home. The way I was hearing things,
Wait, did you buy the Patriotsjust so you could do No, obviously
that's not the case. Now weboth work our asses off, Yes,
I know, but we're lucky.Here's the thing. We're lucky that we
both have, Like you know,did I work super early and then she

(36:58):
works the rest of the Day's anorder lap so we can both watch Lincoln
mm hmmm. So I can pickhim up after school and she drops him
off in the morning. Yeah,and then you go to the team meeting
to talk about drafts and signing freeagents. Right, that's we've yet to
do that. I think it's onthe docket. I think you guys should
continue, though, I'm assuming youbought the Patriots. Keep doing the quarterback

(37:19):
thing where you get a guy who'snot the guy. What do they call
him? The new dude? What'sthe nickname they've already bestowed upon him?
Different from fresh milk? Fresh milk? Yes? Yes, yes, your
plans coming together? Can we justarrest Can we just arrest Patrick Mahomes for
what? I mean? Just arresthim? We said before? I mean

(37:40):
they've hit the Kansas City Chiefs.The Buckner stuff aside, Yeah, has
been like their off season has beenridiculous. Yeah, receiver receivers down likes
to Poter, they've had like Idon't know, And rough asked him,
at like seventeen team members or twentyseven people on the team be arrested and
for felonies. Well you're counting Mahomesdad, he's not technically on the team,

(38:04):
But I mean that might that numbermay be a little off, but
yeah, yeah, yeah mmmm Andyou hate to see it. I hope
this drama isn't affecting them in thelocker room in anyway. Well now they're
assuming that, uh, they're goingto all beat up the kicker because we're
in high school. I'm saying,it's just it's a cesspool there and you're

(38:25):
you have all this drama there andit all starts with Patrick Mahomes. Just
arrest him. That's sort of likethey arrested that golf dude on Friday.
Just taze him in arrest and thenall the drama Kansas City, but will
disappear m okay. So anyway,So then a Kansas City cheerleader, former
Kansas City cheerleader came out and shehad some thoughts. We went through a

(38:50):
lot of them. That was justthe first video she got into two and
what she's going to suggest here,Well, if i'd have only seen the
second video, I might have thoughtshe would strolling, But then I will
you know the other one I playedyou, So I'm sorry continue your diatribe.
Don't don't want to cheat you outof any of that. It has
never been about whether or not awoman should stay home with her family,

(39:14):
if that is the best decision forher. Do you. Yeah, the
whole speech was like that too,because he said, hey, some of
you are going to do this,some of you do that. So that
sounds like him recognizing that if youwant to have a career, do you
If you want to do both,pop off? Do you? My issue

(39:36):
lies when entitled men in positions ofprivilege, such as Harrison Buck Kurt,
And again, I'm going to reiteratemy point. If you kick a ball
better than thirty one or better,there are less than thirty one people who
are better than you, then mathematicallyyou should be on an NFL roster.

(39:59):
I know that that's it's not goingto be a hard number. Get people
in college that'll probably use it,But you understand what I'm saying. You
still have to You still got tomake the kick, So what do you
want to do about it? Manuses a graduation speech to put a woman
in her place instead of congratulating heron her accomplishments. No, I shocked

(40:22):
at some of his porters, hesaid, though I was not because something
these people all have in common,Oh, privilege. Oh, the harsh
reality is that majority of Americans cannotsupport their family on a single income.
You should have started with that.I think that that is a very fair

(40:45):
point. I don't know that hewas necessarily ignoring that, but uh,
it is. It's crazy. It'scrazy when you look at the buying power
of a household in the nineteen fiftiesand sixties versus the buying powered day on
individual income. Now, some theorizeI don't necessarily subscribe to this because I
think it's it's one of those thingsthat's too lazy an answer. But some

(41:10):
have theorized that one of the waysin which salaries don't continue to pace with
that is the flooding of the workforcewith female workers. Right, that's a
very cave manny theory, but itprobably does have some impact. There's probably
one hundred other things that contribute tothis, but if there are one hundred

(41:36):
workers. Let's say there's two hundredpeople in the US and there's one hundred
workers or two hundred adults, andall of a sudden, there's two hundred
workers. If you're the person who'sbuying labor supply and demand, we know
how this works, right, Sothat's a thing. But again, it's

(41:57):
not the only thing. And I'mnot proposing that it is the totality of
it. But if you're having thatdiscussion, some would say that that should
be something that should be part ofit. So anyway, continue, those
little bundles of jars are expensive.How crazy are her eyes at the moment
when you we dubbing that interest,That's what I'm saying. So, Manchell

(42:19):
is visual that you have to seeit Casey on the radio on her videos
is just cringe. Man. I'msure she's fine. She's like the SNL
character a little bit, the dramakid. Anyway, Yeah, bundles,
Okay, all right, anyway,is it please tell me more so telling
a bunch of women that that's whentheir life begins, well, I guess

(42:45):
it depends if their privileged or not. Baffles me that people think that social
media has like warped this speech intosomething that's not. If you think that,
you should go watch the twenty minutelong speech, and I think you're
going to be sweeping your jaw offthe floor. By the Why are none
of his supporters talking about the partof the speech where he condemns a woman's

(43:07):
right to her access to healthcare suchas abortion, IVF, surrogacy, and
birth control. The part where hegay people deadly sinners and mocked their pride
month, that's low their thing wehave in common, Harrison is we are
both Catholics, and I want everyoneto know that our God preaches love and

(43:29):
not hate. Yeah. I alsoread over the weekend he's a Marxist,
So that's up. Pete retweetstuff aboutthat, So there you go. Yeah,
you know what. You know what, Rosh She does make a very
good point. Have you ever noticedhow all the NFL kickers are men of
privilege? I have? You did, and I think we can all agree

(43:51):
it's being big football fans that theeasiest position to replace doesn't even make a
difference, is the kicker. Doyou think the Chiefs should hour of the
world and get them a woman kicker? Yes, unbiased opinion. I've just
came for kicker though, hold on, just kicker, I mean, do
you at this point, you gotto do some pr repairs. If you
just do kicker, people will belike, ah, they're just covering up.

(44:13):
Well, like I told you,you need to take the leader out.
If you want to make amends,you need to arrest Patrick Mahomes.
Taylor Swift. Oh no, PatrickMahomes. I'm sorry as a leader,
I got, once again unbiased opinionthat in the game is arrest Patrick Mahomes.
Take him off the field so hecan't play. Got it? All
the drama in Kansas City ends?But yeah, I mean the kicker,
right, we can both agree,super easy to replace and makes no difference.

(44:36):
Anybody can do it. Yeah,fire him and get and put a
new kicker in female kick yes,empowered. Yes, also the quarterback.
Yes, go bills because power girlpower. All right, So that's Ross's
solution. Strip the team of theprimary points scorers and replace them with women.

(44:59):
I mean, if they feel badabout it, justice and stuff,
right. Yeah, Oh that's agood point. The very same Corey was
texting you earlier. Just Rome says, yes, think of the salary cap
implications, considering they only earned seventyfour cents to the dollar. Think of
all the room you could look.The Viking should look into this if the
math math's there. You guys hadto make some tough salary cap decisions too

(45:22):
up in Bill's Land, right,Yeah we did. Yeah. Imagine if
two of your well one of yourprimary costs in the case of the chiefs
of quarterback, you saved over twentyfive percent of those dollars could redirect it
to other needs. That's great.What she looks like she's getting ready for

(45:43):
a position on the field. Wouldyou say that I did pick up on
that? Or are you not touchingthat with a ten foot poll? Oh?
Hur Yeah, Well I made thejoke off air, and it's it's
not true, but I said,you know they fired you because he got
fat what no, not though itwas no no, no, no no,
But you got mean me me,And you know you need that.

(46:05):
You got to be able to starethat offenser that you know defender crossed right,
make a mom Joe talk trash,get ready to hard nose football.
You gotta have a You gotta havean attitude. Are we arresting Patrick Mahomes
or not? For justice? Who'swhat? Look you just downed a military
helicopter with the President on it,so allegedly, allegedly this should be should

(46:28):
be a walk in the park.Oh man, So yeah, just crazy
town. Go see the video Rossmentioned. It's on the blog at Casey
on the radio, and uh reallyit's one of those we're seeing it and
checking for those of visual cues.I think goes a long way in this
whole argument. All right, comingup on the show, let me ask

(46:50):
you a question. Let's say there'sa piece of legislation you don't want past.
I'm trying to think of a letme give you a good example of
one where it was very very cameraladen, the repeal of Obamacare and the
famous John McCain thumbs down. Youremember that, right, See why he
walked up He literally walked up thereto record his vote, knowing that it

(47:12):
was in camera view, did abig thumbs down, and at that point
you knew it was dead because theydidn't have a margin he needed to be
there. What if instead of passing, well, in that case, instead
of passing and getting the votes,what if they didn't have McCain's vote.
Were the Democrats aware that they couldhave just grabbed the bill and run out
of the chamber and then I don'tknow if you've got to tag the person

(47:36):
or how. I did not knowthat that's how you could legislate. But
apparently it's a thing and not athing necessarily in a third world hell hole,
but specifically Taiwan. That crazy story. So we'll get to that.
We got more audio for you.It's Monday, so we'll be bouncing around

(47:58):
and yes, even more on theKansas City in sanity our phone number eight
eight eight nine three four seven eightseven four back in just a few She
didn't say there's you'd get a femalekicker. You guys are taking this to
the level of absurdity. You knowwhat, You're absolutely right, sir,
She didn't say it outright. Thatis unfair of us to even bring that

(48:19):
conversation together. In fact, youknow what, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm going to limit my spitballing here, you know, the world apostles.
I'm gonna limit it to what wouldbe a good arbiter for what is
normal. Maybe, like I don'tknow, maybe one of the media outlets
that covers the Chiefs right day today, day in day out coaches Corner,

(48:43):
they got a little features stuff likethat. So yeah, let's go
to Kansas. The newspaper there,Kansas City Star, cover the Chiefs.
Let's see what they think about this. Let's see. Let me just from
their editorial over the weekend. Theopinion piece quickly notified readers, this is

(49:04):
not a joke nor unrealistic. Sowhat is the this Let me read it
for poetic justice after Harrison Butker's neanderthal outburst, and because the pipeline of
talent is real, the Chief's nextkicker should be a woman. And then

(49:24):
they went on to talk about SarahFuller or Maya Turner, Maya you might
have heard of all or excuse me, Fuller, you may have heard of
my attorney. You probably haven't.But Fuller got a little pub last year
because she was the first woman ina Power five college football game to kick.

(49:52):
There have been others who've been onroster Big Ten had a roster position
University of Colorado, but she didn'tkick, and then they weren't power I
can't remember what the loophole was,but anyway, so yeah, no,
they literally said that that's not me, that's not ross and I, you

(50:13):
know, making jokes, that isthe paper of record for Kansas City that
literally covers the Chiefs. And forthat, I say, you know what,
get everything you want. And youknow, here's the deal. If
you're a kicker, admittedly it's notthat secure a position. They are right

(50:34):
in the fact that there are otherkickers out there and it is not the
most importance when evaluating what a teamneeds. So if a team was to
be reactionary, they could probably getaway with going out and going you're out
and then just hiring. It wouldn'tbe a woman, but it would be,
you know, one of a handfulof guys that are right there on
the bubble. Here's the problem,though, if you're a Chiefs fan and

(51:00):
it's winding down at the end ofthe season. Let's say you're playing the
Bills in the AFC Championship game andall the calls, once again, are
going your way. I'm sure thatwould never happen, and it comes down
to forty five yard field goal.You're down by two, right, this
is to win it or to loseit, and whoever that is misses that

(51:25):
kick. NFL fans love conspiratorial stuff, and they got a long memory.
Even though he tried to drink itaway each and every Sunday. That would
be a nightmare for you. SoI haven't even looked is Butcker particularly good.

(51:45):
I know nothing about his kicking prowess. I barely know who the Vikings
kicker is. I mean I usedto be we had like a we had
a kicker for a very long time. And yes he did miss a very
specific field goal, but no loveloss for Anderson in Minnesota. They love

(52:06):
him. Even though that NFC Championshipgame didn't go the way that it should
and all the math before it saysthat it should have. It was a
thing. But I I you know, I'm trying to think of other kickers
that were so beloved. I guessI guess it's on a situational basis with

(52:29):
the team. Right, even thoughyour guy missing the Super Bowl for the
Bills, Right, he's still abeloved member of the Bills. Right,
they didn't run him out of town? Right, I'm trying to remember who
was your Who is the Bills kickerwide Wright? Scott Norwood? Norwood?
Yeah, like you guys don't hateScott Norwood up there. He's a legend.
Yeah, it went to four SuperBowls in a row. I mean,

(52:54):
if you're a Bills fan, you'reincredibly loyal, so you embrace the
suck at some point, right,Yes, but you wouldn't say Norwood's career
sucked. He just that was akick he miss though. It was a
thing. I own a Scott NorwoodJersey. That's right. I knew somebody
had one. So I look,and you know, for each, each,

(53:14):
each and every kicker here it ishold on, this is what I
want to look at that thing here. He was perfect in twenty nineteen for
them. What's his total record?Forty seven of fifty four. That's pretty

(53:35):
good, right because that includes allranges. I think if you break that
down inside of fifty yards, he'sonly missed one. Yeah, yeah,
you know, you're right. Putthe put that woman in which I gotta
look, I got I don't knowanything about her. I saw her kick.
She kicks a better field goal thanme. So yeah, but if
you think that's the way to go, sure, But yeah, Ross and

(53:58):
I didn't make that up out ofnothing. It was literally something that they
were promoting. So thank you foryour email, though, really appreciate that.
Any who back to this thing.We get some calls on this as
well, I see phone calls comingin. Do do do? Yes?
We got the Iran thing. Iasked some questions. Maybe Ross was involved.

(54:22):
He denies it, but what doyou know? Uh? You know
that? Or they sent Ricky Stenhouseover there? Holy crap, that was
uncomfortable. I always question if likesome of this. Uh, if you're
going, what are you talking about? And you're not a NASCAR person.
I'm not super a NASCAR person,but I do. And whych I do
enjoy watching him punch each other?Uh? That whole thing uh with Stenhouse?

(54:46):
Uh hey, hold on, nowthat's not fair. Any woman kicks
a better feeling. But you knowwhat, you go ahead and be salty
this morning. That's fine. Isend crap emails, call the show coward,
tell me where you're from. I'llgive you the Boston paultry bin.
Yeah, you don't want none ofthat? Too easy? All right?

(55:09):
So anyway, I did see thisover the weekend. I didn't watch the
race, but Kyle Busch Ricky Stenhouseis so correct me if I'm wrong.
So that the beef was early inthe race. I know what happened later,
but early in the race the beefwas that? Why is that all

(55:32):
weird. Okay, here we gothat he made some sort of move and
like what lap two and then andthen other dude waited till end of the
race to put him in the wall, which, by the way, sounds
very nascary. But there's this crazyvideo with Stenhouse going back and getting up
in Kyle Busch and his crew's facethere and it or I guess Bush getting

(55:57):
in Stenhouse's and then Stenhouse throw wasthe first punch. They're quickly torn apart.
But then you know, it's likeyour posse's fighting my posse, and
of course all the cameras are there. It's hard to hear what they're saying
because there's so many fireworks. Butyeah, they got beef. So that's
another acceptable theory. They had RickyStenhouse to it. I just saw it.

(56:21):
I'm not really four against either ofthose drivers, but I do enjoy
watching the maham there, especially theone. I don't know who the one
dude is who's in the full suit. He's mechanic or crew. I'm not
familiar with the guy, but he'sjust that's a big dude. The probably
reason he doesn't drive. I knowthey weigh the drivers, but that's also

(56:45):
we get the ball bearings and wecan get into that discussion from years ago.
But yeah, it's a possibility.All right eight eight eight nine three
four seven eight seven four. We'llget some calls if you want, But
first we get raised stagic from theWeather Channel. What's up? Man?
It could be uh frustrating. Ohno, what really? What happened?

(57:09):
Well, it goes to you andit goes to the audience. We yeah,
Well, let me ask a question. Did you get more or less
rain than you anticipated over the weekend? I don't know. I don't believe
anything you guys say. So it'snot you personally. It's not you personally,
it's just whatever in general. Yeah, I know, we all get
a bad rappit I have. Ialready know where you're going with this.

(57:30):
So it was a fun email dayfor you? Is that what you're gonna
say? It was a fun emailday for you? Yeah? Well the
answer the question is yeah, yeah. Uh. For those of you who
don't know, Ray also is themeteorologist who predicts whether the President of Iran
should be flying. And he gaveme to go. Yeah, a lot

(57:52):
of fog in the area, Iguess, so they swamp gases over the
career or something. Yeah. Yeah, it was an assassination anyway. Yeah,
I would say I like I wenttowards There was a lot less rain
than I think we were anticipating,but there were some specially the beach looked

(58:13):
all nice, yes, exactly.So our weather app was like, hey,
it's going to rain a lot,and it was like me, it
sprinkled once. Yeah, it wasa little frustrating. I think what happened
the big cluster go across the gulfand make a long story. Sure,
a lot of times when that happens, it kind of shuts off the moisture
source and we ended up with lesson. We did get lesseners. None of
the forecast through at least Thursday ofthis week, So good week coming up,

(58:36):
warmer temperatures, Watch out for fogthe next few mornings. Close to
eighty today, low eighties tomorrow,mid eighties Wednesday, Thursday. The triangle
could get close to ninety on Thursday, and then we'll get into showers thunder
showers which could be on to getoff again into the upcoming holiday weekend.
How about that were hurt to MemorialDay and the official kick golf of summer,
So we got some work to doon the weekend forecast Today through Thursday.

(59:00):
It looks like it's gonna be dry, getting milder, maybe a little
bit or humility around. Okay,look, I feel for you, buddy,
because like you, you have thisjob where you could literally get on
the radio one day and be like, tomorrow a tornado will come and murder
all of you. You shouldn't right, and then the next day the very
same people who weren't murdered be like, ah, you're a loser. I

(59:22):
was not murdered by a tornado,and that might mean things to you.
And rather than going, hey,I wasn't murdered by a tornado, they
will blind at you about it.I get it. But they'll be back
though. They'll still yes, yeah, look, and you tried to ruin
Ross's kids enjoyment of the beach,and they found a way around it,
like people adapted to overcome. Soyeah, okay, all right, I

(59:45):
got I gotta I got a littlething. I gotta beef with you in
the next hour. Okay, okay, all right, all right, cool,
cool, there you go. RacedAgic from the Weather Channel joining us
on this fine morn I'm not exaggeratingyou literally the oh you said it was
gonna we were all going to dieand we didn't. That is the thing.
But it's not the only thing.We're talking about more audio, more

(01:00:07):
stories, and more frivolity or whateverthis is. And let me ask you
this question as we go to break. If you are a CIS individual who
doesn't want to date a trans person, what does that make you think about
that? And we'll explore and peelthis onion next. Hang on, all

(01:00:28):
right, Ross is sending me somethingfunny. If it pans out, we're
going to get into it because Ihave seen this before. But hey,
you know what, that's the thingabout bad ideas. They keep coming up,
people keep doing them, so we'llmock them at every turn. All
right, a couple other things we'vegot to get into here. I don't

(01:00:52):
know how it works at all parliaments, but what a loophole. Apparently this
thing was so in Taiwan. Here'swhat you gotta know about Taiwan, and
know about Hong Kong and Macau tosome extent for a while, but various
others. It's uh, when whenChina looks at places, well one I

(01:01:16):
guess just a quick background, Whyis Taiwan not China or but China thinks
it is China, But why isthere that separation? Cultural revolution? Maybe
basically when China was figuring out whichdirection they're going to go, the ruling
party was the very same folks whorun Taiwan, and then MOUs people are

(01:01:42):
up in there like nah, thisis ours and uh, there was a
vote and there's a certain complexity toit, but basically they went, oh,
this isn't work it out. Sothat version of the Chinese government went
to Taiwan, and that is stillthe version that rules Taiwan. That's why
you have this is Taiwan separate?Is it the same? Whatever? They

(01:02:04):
kind of retreated to there, soyou have the long standing animosity and China's
realized that they don't have to justgo in with guns and missiles. They
can attempt to manipulate the political process. That's kind of what you saw in
Hong Kong that kicked off all thoseprotests years ago, a few years ago,
because they had they got China wasable to get some elected officials into

(01:02:30):
the Hong Kong government that were sympatheticto China, and so much so that
they tried to hammer through a essentiallyan extradition bill. So if you're in
Hong Kong and you're being super meanto China, then Hong Kong could detain
you and turn you over the Chinese. And it's funny that they were calling

(01:02:52):
it, like literally deportation, becauseit's if you think that's you, then
that's not deportation. But it iswhat it is, and that was really
one of the things that drove HongKong. Taiwan has some of that as
well, So there's been some prettycrazy stuff going on from a legislative standpoint.
This thing, though I was notaware was a thing, but is

(01:03:15):
a thing, all right, Solisten to this insanity, I'll expect the
sound was sitting Chilians went it can'tbe made ross. You're going to translate
that. You didn't translate that,So, I mean, now we know

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something about Godzilla. I don't.I wasn't listening anyway, So what what
she's talking about is not a giantlizard, but rather a pretty amazing visual
thing. So a member of theTaiwanese Parliament, when a piece of legislation
was getting ready to be voted upon, went up to the front and just

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visualized this like our own Congress wentup to where the bill was, grabbed
the bill and booked it kind ofyou can get away. Is that a
loophole? Is that? Is thata thing that is because the Taiwan East
Parliament is not far off ours?Is that a loophole that nobody's ever thought

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of? Can you imagine if rightaround the you know, the Civil War
was winding down and they're going throughthe process getting the thirteenth Amendment passed,
right all that horse trading you sawin the movie Lincoln, if at any
point any of the objectors could havejust simply walked up to the front of

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the Senate, ran with the billand then no thirteenth Amendment? Is that
how that works? Because you haveI mean, if you can't sign it,
right, it's not a law.I don't know. Yeah, but
it sounds so absurd. You're asking, well, why this Why did they
think that that was gonna work?But it cut so you're going Johnny cochrane

(01:05:04):
except with no glove. Yeah,it's it doesn't you know, BID's up
there about to sign something with thosepens and you know, speaking Johnason just
runs up in months of mine.Note, let's see well one the president
of Iran's helicopter had a whoopsie fellout of the sky. There's him,

(01:05:25):
the foreign minister. Basically like threedudes are on that were that are kind
of important to their governmental structure.But you know who done it? According
to Iran, we done it,kind of they can't admit that we did
it, like tampered with it.So the the current story is evil America

(01:05:49):
with her embargoes couldn't get the partsfor the helicopter. So and then we've
speculated, I've speculated on the showthat Ross did it because you happen to
be out of town this weekend,and it's just too big a coincidence,
but you know, is what itis. We got that Also over the
weekend, everyone had to go afterHarrison Butker, the kicker for the Chiefs,

(01:06:12):
and they either won a woman kickeror just him fired according to our
ramp by a very bitter cheerleader.So that's what you kind of had going
on. But there was other stuffFriday. So Friday we were doing the
show and like I've said, nota lot breaks during the show, but

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occasionally gets some stories, and thestory was Scottie Scheffler number one golfer in
the world, going going to thegoing to the golf course Valhalla, playing
the PGA Championship. It was overthe weekend and did the thing where he
goes to essentially evade traffic and goaround as an encounter with an officer.

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It is not an officer who wasthere necessarily for traffic control for the tournament,
but rather an officer, not thatScheffler would have known this. An
officer was there for a death investigation. Pedestrian had been mowed down by a
bus and Scheffler drove around. Whenyou read the officer statement in the charger
and they threw a felony at him. The officer says that Scheffler ignored him,

(01:07:25):
disregarded him, did what he wasgoing to do, and quote drug
the officer. Earlier accounts were thatthe officer jumped on the side of the
vehicle it was an SUV marked PGAsuv, and then you know, grabbed
onto the railing and the sideboard sayspeople do, and then he stopped.

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Then he's extracted and then you seevideo, not bodycam footage. There is
no we did get a statement.There is no bodycam footage of what transpired,
but was in interesting. It diddivide people I saw. I did
see some people saying, hey,this is you know what you got to
listen to the officer, and Ione hundred percent agree with that, because

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again, this is a situation whereScheffler would have seen it through the lens
of this is what he sees everytime, especially at a major traffic insanity.
But players have to get there.You drive a mark vehicle, you
kind of are above the law inthe sense that you don't. It's it's
expected that you know where you're going, and generally the security there once they

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see it's an actual PGA vehicle areprobably just, you know, going to
ignore you at that point as yougo do your thing. So with that
understanding, I get that also thoughyou have to look at it through that
lens. If you're the officer.Scheffler is on cruise control, he knows

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going in one hundred times before that. He's an officer. Even officers who
may have seen him in that suvbut were not close enough to see that
it was a PGA one with thethey actually they marked the doors on these
things. It's not hard to tell. And they all look alike. They
generally have a fleet. He wouldhave seen that initially, and as he

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started to go around in his mind, God, okay, well he's now
seen me. And yes, initiallyhe waved me off for said stop,
but now that he sees it,businesses usual go around, right, So
all of this plays in So Ican't assign malice around here, and so

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if you're picking one side, youmight as well be picking the other,
because I think that's what you're dealingwith here. But it was strange,
and I guess literally the the thehead honcho of Valhalla is the one who
went and got him from jail wherethey had a mugshot, had turned around
and spit back out. I mean, the whole thing was crazy, man,

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And then of course everyone wanted totalk about it. If I was
the guys playing with him, Iwouldn't have brought it up, because,
you know, golf's also about gettingin the head of whoever you're playing.
If you play golf, you know, especially if you're playing a dude,
you have a little NASA going on, right, you don't just come right
out and be like miss you knowit's not miss it, miss it,

(01:10:24):
miss it, like from Caddyshack.Now, you say other things like if
you're going in, if you're goingin on eighteen right and it's coming down
to and right, you can andalso eighteen and nine, depending on how
you play your nasa so important itcan it can flip the whole the whole
nine. So if you are onlike, uh, there's of course I'd

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like to play the number eighteen.It's a big long par five and getting
your second shot landed. You're notgoing for the green most times, but
getting your second shot landed to theleft is imperative, or you're cut off
with the trees. And have younoticed the dudes you're playing with has been
hitting his irons right the whole day? You would say you might. Here's

(01:11:05):
what you say, Oh man,I love this hole, but you know
you have to get so far righton eighteen. You don't have to say
he's been hit his eye. Heknows, he knows. And what's that
dude gonna do. Sometimes he's gonnatake a fairway wood or long iron and
he's gonna aim so far to theleft, and then it'll be the one

(01:11:26):
time he connects it correctly, andnow you're in that problem. That's how
you screw with somebody. So ifyou're the one of the two guys who
was on the tee with Scheffler thatday, never bring it up. Have
him show up tea time. Hey, how you doing? Oh? It's
crazy? More is it? That'svery nice? Oh you mean the rain?
Yeah, it was crazy. Theystart playing. I was like,

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wait, have they asked anything?And he does bring it up initially just
kind of be like, ah,what, I don't know, and then
like if he continues just telling thestory sounds crazy, you couldn't possibly believe
it. Now you're in that dude'shead. You don't ask about that.
He's going to shive you. Well, what is he learned? Yeah,

(01:12:08):
for forty five minutes, Yeah,I learn somebody in forty five minutes it
changes you. Mmm. Do yousee the tear drop you got? Huh?
I did? Yeah, that wasa little much. Did you when
he came out of the green didyou they played Steve Austin's music, Oh,
I heard various versions. I alsoheard that Tupac song or he just
got out. Yeah, it changedhim, but he's going to be a

(01:12:29):
better man. I don't know ifyou knew this so, but you know,
we'll never know because then somebody killedhim. All right, So let's
get to the phone calls. Donna. Yeah, Donna, you're up.
What's up morning, casey. Uh. It's nice to know that the last
hour isn't going to be misogyny hourlike the one that you started with.
What was massage? Where was themisogyny? What did we do? You're

(01:12:54):
talking them and down. You wantto put us back in the kitchen.
You think all, oh, thoseare all the things I said. You're
right, yes, those are allthe things I said. You know,
you just think that we're only capableof making sandwiches. That's not true.
You guys retrieve beer as well.I've seen that. Yeah, there's some

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other things I won't get in anddo on the radio that women are good
at. But some women. Yeah, but you know you don't limit yourself,
Donna, to just sandwiches. Granted, we are big, not equal
physically. You know, I donot believe that there will ever be a
woman kicker, but we will goon your definition of woman. I think

(01:13:39):
right now you have to well yeah, now today, yeah, you're right.
Today you have to question that.I know I'm a man, So
okay, yeah, what was Igonna say? You always make me lose
my thought. The only way youguys shouldn't be in charge. Huh can
you imagine? Forgot? Oh we'regoing to land in France? Why were

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we doing that? Ross? Doyou remember when we were landing in France?
I can't remember anyway, let's goantiquing. So is that what you
wanted to say? Or no?Oh, that wasn't it? All right,
I'll sing you lator in the tweet. All right, all right?
Do you have a book club?Yeah? I have a good one.

(01:14:25):
Massage this. I didn't get that, Bob, what's up? Oh you
were talking about the time when he'sgot grabbing up the bill and running out
with it and loophole. Yeah,I don't know if. I don't know
if that's a loophole in the US, but I'd love to see somebody try
to pick up a couple thousand pagebill and try to run out with it.

(01:14:47):
See this is why you don't understandloophole. Sir. You don't have
to steal all thirty six hundred pageson the little pushcart. You just got
to get the one they signed,okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
no, you leave the other oryou know, if you if you
want to take it all because youwant and thanks for the call. You
want it to be a very ceremonial. You can go ahead and do that.

(01:15:08):
I didn't hang up on you,now I did. Yeah, you
just got to steal the signature page. That's all super simple. Hey.
Anyway, I asked you a questionhere about twenty minutes ago. Let me
answer it to you. If youare assist individual, it goes for men
and women and you don't want todate a trans person, what does that

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make you? What do we understandif you watch one of these TikTok educational
videos? What will that ross?Do you know what that would make you?
If your assist individual and you sayI don't want to date a trans
woman, what would that make you? Probably a bigot? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right?But what if your assists individual who
wants to date a trans person?What would that make you? Knowing what

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you know about the other thing,I mean, I mean logic, yeah,
it goes at the window, andI mean logic would say that you
would not be a bigot. Still, yeah, because you're fetishizing. Yes,
I learned over the weekend that ifyou don't want to bigot, but
if you do want to fetishizing bigot. So I don't know which is which

(01:16:17):
is worst. It's my understanding,judging by what I have learned, you
have. The only way you're goodhere is if you don't want to but
are forced to somehow. So it'ssort of like you're like, sir,
mix a lot, yes, yeah, fucking Cole Medina song and you're like,
whoaa ask your You're like, ohmy god, I don't you know,

(01:16:42):
I don't know that. It's theeighties. I'm down with the ladies,
right, yeah. So he's inthat position and then he's like,
well, here we are, andI'm okay with it now. Yeah,
he still hate it. That sotone low not a bigot, So good
to go. What's tone low cupto do? We know? All right,
well look at we'll research. Butyeah, yeah, because if you

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want to, you want to toomuch and you're fetishizing and that's problematic.
Or if you don't, then youdon't and then you're a yeah, so
uh forced to. The trick isyou got to be forced to, which,
by the way, I mean thatsounds a little illegal. I was

(01:17:25):
about to say that sounds like alike a law and order SVU crime.
That didn't. It does. Yeah, it's just it does. Yeah.
But by the time they get toyou don't want to press charges because you're
like, ah, no, thisis great. I'm so glad I was
forced to. And then you alsodon't get labeled as a bigot, so
dangerous business. But just the thingsyou learn, it might work out for

(01:17:49):
Diddy because uh, doing apology videosisn't Yes, we will have to uh,
we'll have to chat about that.Also, where is this Yeah,
yeah, yeah, we got somewe got a little research we got to
talk about. We're gonna get intothat. And what the hell happened in

(01:18:10):
Durham, because this is as muchas they're trying to act like the city
wasn't involved her, it sounds likethe city what a bunch of people showed
up for a music festival, andlike the person who was supposed to be
there wasn't there because they were neversupposed to be there. I didn't go
to the the Bimbay Bimbay festival,but I guess some people are super cheese.
So we'll get into all that comingup. It is the CaCO Day

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radio program Happy Monday. It iseight twenty four here on the CaCO Day
radio program. So yeah, Ihope everyone had a good weekend. We're
marching forward to Memorial Day weekend,excited about that, get fired for a
day and then come back. Havewe indicated to management we're not going to

(01:18:57):
be here on Monday yet? Ross, I haven't seen an email asking us,
so I'm gonna assume they're on boardwith that. But you know,
it seems like they've stopped asking,okay about the holidays, which is good.
Was we had that for a while. We had a dude who would
literally and I'm sure you emailed everybody, but it was just straining. I'm
like, if it's a company holidayand you're asking Ross and I, then
the answer is yes, so yif it's on the calendar, right,

(01:19:18):
like, hey, y'all get thisday off, we're gonna take that off.
So we would be getting and therejust seemed to be some sort of
miscommunication there. We'd be get like, hey, are you guys gonna take
July fourth off? Yeah? Christmas, you're gonna be there for Christmas?
No, no, we're not.So so if I guess any managements listening,
there you go. And also,why are you spying on us?

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Right? What do we do crazytown. Well, Ross might have assassinated
the Iranian president. We don't know. But what hey, by the way,
he said, he was just atthe beach. By the way,
I looked at that photo of youand you and your son standing there right
at the water's edge, a littlebackshot. I think your wife took that
photo. That's a good picture,man, that's a really that's a nice

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thing, right right, And peopleare right posted it and then I started
giving some responses. People were like, dude, what is that up in
the air? I have no ideathey're talking about, looking like it kind
of looks like the clouds. Theclouds, you mean the clouds. No,
like if you look like below theclouds, people are sitting there like
an outline of a UFO. Thisis like, this is people who couldn't
do a rorshack test because everything's atUFO. Do you know what I'm saying?

(01:20:23):
Right right? All you see?No, I thought it was a
nice picture. Now I will saya little bit lazy, relaxing at the
beach. You know what I wasup to this weekend. I was I
was freedoming. I saw I wasso inspired. I was so inspired that

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we just got a text from oneof the bosses. He admitted he's spying
on us. I was so inspiredwith what I saw DeSantis do on Friday.
Ron DeSantis on Friday signed a newbill that will require all strippers in
or to be at least twenty oneyears of age, which is good because
that's you know, medical school,that's you know, when you're getting into

(01:21:06):
it right there. But I wasconcerned. I don't know if you've seen
some of the other stuff down ofFlorida, especially stuff in education, where
like people are openly like I'm gonnadefy the governor, not gonna do it,
and I thought, we can't havethat anymore. So what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna go to everyclub in Florida, not because I want

(01:21:28):
to and determine if they're in compliance. A few things cooking Tomorrow, we're
gonna be chatting with Richard Hudson.Must be an election cycle, it tas
but really that's when he reaches outto us, right right when getting that
general I would talk to him moreoften. I like talking to him.

(01:21:50):
Kyrisman Hudson, Well, we'll chatwith him. We got a whole laundry
list of stuff. Although that's ahappy coincidence. Right after Ross totally may
have murdered the Rani and President,we get one of the congressmen who sits
on many of the committees that wouldoversee that, So sounds kind of deflectiony
Ron DeSantis, meanwhile, down inFlorida has signed a bill requiring that all

(01:22:13):
their strippers be twenty one And Ihad mentioned that I'm going to be checking
compliance throughout the Sunshine State over thenext few weeks. Now it's going to
be like undercovery with it. Bythe way, I'm sorry what it's going
to be undercover. He's just goingto go in there. I mean,
yeah, I'm look, if Iget recognized, it is what it is.

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But I'm just going to be inthere and every strip that comes up
and be like, show me yourdriver's license. Are you enough time?
They're gonna be fine with yes,what are you gonna enough time? You're
going to need more time? Ialways always could use more time. And
you notice how I worded it.I said it will start right I'll be
doing that every weekend. I didn'tsay how many weekends. He's been undercover

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for two months? Well, becausewhat will happen like that? You go
into the first club in like Jacksonville, and by the time you get around
to some of the Miami clubs,they might have new staff up in Jacksonville.
It's never as it right. It'sa turnover in the industry. And
I don't want to do it becausesomebody pointed out, They're like, well,
if you like big government, whydo you want them regulated? I
don't, sir, But here's whatI'm sick of. I'm sick of people

(01:23:17):
choosing which laws they're going to follow, even if I don't like the law.
We are so far getting away fromthe process of how we deal with
it. That's mabief. Do Ithink that you should have to be No?
I mean, look at all theyears of eligibility you've lost. It's

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one of the big arguments that reallytransformed college sports as it you know,
as you go into professional sports,there's a very strong argument, especially in
a sport like football. Right,if you're running back coming out, chances
are about twenty What is the numberof years I think it's what three and
a half years are running back plays? Why should you have to wait?

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If you can run a four twoforty, you're not gonna be able to
do that for too many years,so why should you lose it? So
you're afraid they're being robbed of theirpeak years. I look, you're eighteen,
you're an adult legally in the UnitedStates. But you know, should
people be able to go I'm sorryyou can't work? I mean, yes,

(01:24:24):
maybe are you do? You havesome things that you will have to
experience, Like maybe you still havea relationship with your father, right,
maybe that's still with Maybe you haveyou haven't gotten your first C section scar.
But that window is an earnings windowthat predates the freshman fifteen and let's

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just be honest, right, Okay, So I don't have to agree with
it to recognize, hey, maybethere's a problem here because you are robbingham
of that you know, within thatwindow. But also, I have a
bigger problem with people just ignoring whateverthey want to ignore. So with that

(01:25:06):
in mind, I'm trying to seta good example of somebody who is consistent
in their positions. And if thatmeans having a go bikini bar to bikini
bar, which is the low rateversion of them that they have down there,
I've heard I'm willing to do that, and you know, initially they're
hesitant they don't want to show youtheir actual license. Maybe their name is

(01:25:29):
not Cinnamon. But you know,eventually, if you get enough private dances,
they'll open up and then boom checked. But you got to put in
the work. So AnyWho, that'swhat I've been up to, and you're
welcome. By the way, didyou see where they were tracking everything?
John Daily consumes, now this isthis is great. By the way,

(01:25:53):
there's no surprises here. I wasa little disappointed when I saw the Scottie
Shuffler mugshot, which almost instantaneously peoplemade into shirts to then wear to the
PGA Championship, which was phenomenal,and they were they're like, ah,
welcome to the club, and theywere making a lot of Tiger Woods jokes
with his mugshot, and they wereleaving John Daley out, and that is

(01:26:16):
I'm sorry, that is criminal.I was about to say, ye,
it's prison first. You have severalto choose from, right, but we
have a local connection. Obviously Dailygot arrested at the Greensboro Open. Well
not at the Open. He wasat a restaurant, but still like for

(01:26:38):
that not to be in there wasI think a that was a big whoopsie
on the part of those putting thattogether. So, but what did he
call it? When it was atwo thousand and eight he was in a
Hooters or outside technically he was outsideof the Hooters, which I think he's

(01:26:59):
the king of Hoots, So thatwhole thing's weird. I do know that
during the Masters, the years hewasn't in the Masters, he would set
up his bus in the parking lotof the Hooters, which is directly across
the street from Augusta, and thenhe would just do an autographs and stuff,
having a big time. Probably sleptin there too, I don't know,

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but I was reading this all right, Ross, you don't golf,
but you understand there is some physicalexertion. Even if you have a car,
you got to get out all that. Well, just to clarify,
because I'm in the serious sports,but I do appreciate people that have like
the hobby of golf. What isthe serious sports? It's like botchi ball

(01:27:41):
or yachtzi, you know what Imean? Like, you wouldn't what happened
on Friday to that golfer what washis name, Scottie Schuffer what I've never
heard him before? That wouldn't happenin the serious sport number one in the
world. You think something like thatwould have happened in like a serious sport
like Caitlin Clark's w NBA would havenever happened. He needs to get a
real job, but I appreciate hishobby. Did you watch some of the
videos. There's some people should bearrested for assault, but you know they

(01:28:05):
she knew she was gonna get that. Let's just say she was catching some
hard elbows. But whatever, adaptand overcome onto this John Daily. Okay,
So here's I'll let you know whatI take to a round of golf
with me, and I'm gonna beI'll be one hundred percent. Okay.
So this is just what he bringsto golf. This is what I will

(01:28:25):
will have. And this is weekendgolf with the boys. Don't have I
don't have work or anything after that. This is weekend golf. Me and
me and some buddies really have kindof a routine. And it's a clear
liquor on the front, brown liquoron the back. That's a hard and
fast rule. Don't break that.So many little mini bottles and they make

(01:28:50):
like a small like twelve ounce singleuse of Charleston mix, which is kind
of like a Bloody Marry mix,but I think it's better. And so
you got that and one or twoairplane bottles of Absolute or whatever. Boom,
Bloody Mary. Don't even have togo to the pro shop. Don't
have to worry about it, especiallyon Sundays. We couldn't get liquor,

(01:29:11):
still can't. Very early covered beefjerky very popular, and some granola bars
and then little flass bourbons and maybea splash of diet coke on the back.
More beef jerky. That's how Iroll. John Daily goes in a
different direction. Also, he doesthis for a living. I'm just an

(01:29:35):
a hole with the sixteen index.I mean, you don't want to die
on the golf course. You needto survive, you know, you need
the nutrition. You could get lostin the woods at any moment, and
then what are you gonna do?Get stuck in the sand trap? Yeah,
you're literally like I am in isthis is Sahara. What happened?
And for those who've golfed before,it sometimes getting out of sand trap not

(01:29:55):
easy, which is literally why theychanged the rules a few years ago.
So anyway, he's dipping around andbut they're cataloging it all right, So
here we go. What does ittake to be a pro level golfer?
Here? Daily's diet consists of twopacks of cigarettes, four Snickers bars,
two Cokes. I got the sixteenounce bottles of Cokes, so two Coca

(01:30:20):
Cola's, two packs of cigarettes,four Snickers bars. Obviously, even Lee
divided. I mean, you don'tget angry, you know what I mean.
No, there's zero hangary going onthere. Got Coca Colas he would
drink. I think if they ifthey would let him two packs of cigarettes.
Man, I'll played with some dudeswho smoke, and I mean,

(01:30:44):
like like chimneys out there, andI don't even think they go through two
packs of CIA. It's stressful.What it's stressful? It is golf is
very stressful, especially at that level. I can't even imagine. But still
you're taught. You remember, thisis a dude who got hammered, got
a phone call, well hammered beinglike, hey, man, you want

(01:31:04):
to play in the US Open becausewe got a spot And he's like,
well, I'm on the other sideof the country, and but I could
drive all night and tea off withoutany sleep and then he won it,
so dude can eat whatever he wants. I'm okay with you. You can
wear those pants. But I lovethat they're like trying to shame him,
and it's like, One, hedoesn't care. I don't know if you

(01:31:25):
noticed. Two everything he has thereis literally currency in prison. So maybe
Scotti Schuffler got interested. But goodon him, all right, raced agent
from the Weather Channel. They're like, oh, we're gonna do a story
about how John Daly smokes like achimney and eats stuff that's bad for him.
And I'm like, and yeah,so what what do you try to

(01:31:47):
expose something that maybe we didn't know. Yeah, he also gambled and drank
all his money away like three times, so like he talked, I didn't
brag about it, but he's veryopen about it. So you're not shame
mean anybody right there? No,I mean if you, if you know
what you are, then you know. Dude got arrested in the Hooters here
in Winston Salem. Oh, andhe's the king of Hooters. I think

(01:32:10):
so crazy to man already had somethingfor me? Am I doing it?
Are you doing it? Now?Yeah? I just how do you feel
about Tom Brady's first game calling isgoing to be yours. I know it
is. Yeah, I don't know. I they demoted what's his name?
Uh, the demoted Olsen? Right, yeah, and speak at Olsen and

(01:32:34):
the Panthers, right. Zero primetimegames for the Panthers too, I read
the only team without a primetime game. I mean, we digress. I
wonder I'm not hacking on the Panthers, but no, no, yeah,
maybe if ownership was less concerned withthrowing drinks and brading brie or hotel or
concierge at restaurants, then that wouldturn around. But I don't know.

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Yeah, but yeah, and Idon't know if that means now Brady's not
making a comeback. Who knows.I just I don't know. I'm just
gonna be disgusted. He's gonna gototal. Did you sad? Did you
watch you deal with it? So? Yes? Yeah, did you watch
the roast? I didn't watch ityet, I've got a watch. Uh
yeah. Now, he said hedidn't know that they were going to attack
him on literally one of two things. That's the only thing to attack him
back regardless. All right, Wellthat's what I had for you. So

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now we're now we got the weatherfast. Yeah, okay, well there's
not much. It's a pretty simple. There's some cloud and fog and spots,
so you be in and out ofthat this morning. Some partial sun
depending on where you are, sokind of a mix between the try and
the triangle. Today close to eightylo to mid eighties through midweek, then
with lots of sunshine. The morningswill have some clouds and fog. Even
Thursday will be in the mid uppereighties, may hit ninety in some spots

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for the shower. Thunder shower chancesreturn late week and maybe some wet weather
over the holiday weekend. Okay,all right, very good. We'll chat
out tomorrow. Thank you, sir. Okay, and we'll come back with
Jeff Bellinger next. Hang on.Welcome morning, Casey futures all pointing a
little bit higher. This morning.The Dow futures are up eleven points after
the adult closed above forty thousand forthe first time ever. On Friday,

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Red Lobster is filed for Chapter elevenbankruptcy protections, something that was talked about
for some time. A court filingindicates the seafood restaurant chain has liabilities that
roughly equal its assets. Red Lobsterhas been struggling with expensive leases and rising
labor costs. The restaurants that ithas right now will remain open while the

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company works out a plan to payfor its creditors. It has closed some
outlets. For a lot of Americans, being successful no longer means being a
millionaire. Bankrate says more than halfof the people it survey just want to
live comfortably. Other measures of successinclude being financially prepared for the future and
not worrying about money, and beingdebt free. The survey also found,

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though, that only eleven percent ofadults feel they have achieved their vision of
financial success. The e commerce boomthat started during the pandemic has persisted.
Researchers from Stanford and Northwestern Universities andthe MasterCard Economic Institute say a lot of
people shop online when they work fromhome. They tell The Wall Street Journal
that remote and hybrid work is boostede commerce spending by about three hundred and

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seventy five billion dollars last year alone. The twenty twenty four ranking of the
nation's top fifty mosquito cities is outorkansays Los Angeles, New York, Chicago,
Dallas and Atlanta are the five citieswith the biggest mosquito problems based on
requests for residential treatments from the PESSand Casey. Raleigh comes at number twenty

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on this year's list. Congratulations,Oh good, all right. Always fun
to be on the list Los Angeles, though I just never I lived in
southern cal for a while. Idon't remember mosquitos. But okay, all
right, all right, Jeff,appreciate it. How a good rest your
Monday, sir, You do thesame, take care. All right,
there you go, Jeff Pellinger,Bloomberg News. Yeah, ros send me

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this text. I dare tweet.I have seen this. It's stupid,
though, this is what people soit's I'm assuming some sort of Chinese official.
I didn't dig into it. Youhave to remember, by the way,
in China, to be on Twitteris a privilege. It's not easy.
You can't do it unless you doa workaround or you're a state official

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that's in China, you know.So what you see on there is a
very propaganda. But I have seenthis whole where they're trying to scare the
usla AH. With China and Russiatogether, we're going to evade Alaska militarily.
That's the worst thing you could do. I know they know it,
but I think it has to beexplained. Do you understand how bad of

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an idea it would be in yourattempt to take the US by seizing Alaska
first? Hawaii? I would understand, But Alaska is bad for a gazillion
reasons, not the least of whichit's not attached to US. So you
got all of Canada there too.It's very blow up aable. You realize

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that the vast majority of our offensivemilitary capabilities on US soil are on the
border or near the border of Canada. So even some of our medium range
missiles are gonna be able to doit up. Also, it gets cold

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there and Alaskans have guns. I'veseen a very good breakdown. I saw
a documentary they were talking about howif they're able to normalize northern transport of
goods, you know, basically throughthe Arctic circle up there, and they're
getting close to it. If thatbecomes the normal thing, it bypasses Panama.

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Right. So it's the time troubleand the finance. It's incredibly incredibly
helpful for a lot of things,and arguably Alaska might become the most important
port in the world. So Seward'sfolly is less and less folly every day.

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That being said, it is isolated. So if you're a foreign power
and you want to dedicate the resourcesthat would be necessary, right, they're
just not going to give it toyou. You're also you're surrounded for all
practical purposes, like we can getat you a hundred different ways. So
yeah, I've seen those tweets,but it's just dumb man. It makes

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no military sense. The US isreally hard to invade in the traditional military
way. If you want to comeacross southern border, that's easy, I guess