Tuesday-1-6-2026

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you're doing well here on your Tuesday. I am

(00:06):
let me get over to this here real quick. I
was just looking at a rather interesting story here as
I'm sorry, they're finally clicked through where I was supposed
to be very sad about this story. In fact, let
me grab it. Here we go, got it, got it,
got it? Supposed to be very sad about this story.

(00:30):
They kind of profile a bunch of Americans who find
themselves because of what a horrible person Trump is. They
find themselves stranded, unable to get home, not knowing what
they're going to do next, having to deal with the
fallouts the situation here that Trump has created. All right,

(00:54):
I was trying to get my tiny vil ross, will
you grab my tiny violin music? It's called a violin
is I don't know why it's not on my main
page there. I put it on a different page. Guy,
I need to have sad music. Here we go. I
got it, I got it, here we go. All right,
let's all be very sad. Ohio newlyweds stranded in Caribbean

(01:18):
after US strikes Venezuela. So they go on to profile
people like Gino or Gina Biviano and Jacob Sapoleon, who
are stranded in Saint Lucia. You guys ever been to
Saint Lucia? Good place to be stranded. Also, why does
she have a separate name? Anyway that you guys are newlyweds,

(01:42):
they're not alone. Others find themselves due to the cancelation
of flights by the Federal Aviation Administration, unable to leave Aruba,
Saint Thomas, Oh, don't get me, stuck there a few

(02:03):
more days. Don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know,
drink some more fruity drinks. Look, I understand people probably
got commitments and they got to come home, But what
an excuse you have, Through no fault of your own,
you're stuck in paradise. Have another bite tie, get yourself

(02:27):
another obnoxious jet ski rental, Go do the paragliding that
you wanted to and you didn't think you were gonna
have time. Ross doesn't even like to travel. But if
I'm like, sorry, buddy, everything shut down. You're stuck in
Disneyland for another few days. You write a letter.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I mean, unless you can't afford it, and maybe you
budgeted you get the money. You're like, no, I'm all
out yeah, I'll give you an example. So I went
to Vegas once. Oh yeah, it was on a station thing.
But I did have, you know, money for my self obviously,
so I and whatnot, and you know, yeah whatever. My
buddy and I told this story before we ended up
going to uh we ended up going to a orphanage.

(03:10):
Yeah kids, right, yeah, and he spent all his money
at the orphanage. Well all of my money at the orphanage.
But it's not the orphans it's more than mom. We
found that out when we were leaving the orphanage. We're
leaving the orphanage, okay, and these giant, these gentlemen in
these suits who were I guess they were Boer the orphanage.
We're like, hey, you owe us money because your buddy

(03:31):
over there spent you know, putting stuff on your tab
and you know, so I went there with money and
then I had two days of no money and it
was an absolute nightmare. And I was like, you know,
in the airport, just waiting to go, like starving and
no money. At the time, it was like twenty two,
twenty three years old. So I mean, if you're down
there in one of these places where it's super expensive

(03:54):
and you're out of money, like your your budget's going,
your vacation is over. It could really suck.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, like Saint Lucia, depending on where, Like a lot
of these Caribbean places, they have the really expensive but
there's also like really cheap accommodations, but they're called hostels,
and I don't know if you've seen how that works out.
So now they have hostels all over They have some
really nice ones all over the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I remember, like sitting there in Las Vegas. Yeah, Stare,
I'm so hungry because my stupid buddy, God bless Clay.
He recently passed away of cancer. But I have good
memories from this dude. But at the time, I am cursing,
like I'm so angry at Clay because he literally went
through he spent all my money at the Orphanage. Yes,

(04:37):
and I'm staring at the McDonald's value menu, just wishing
I could afford a cheeseburger, just like I'm so hungry
right now.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And this is when Scott, you might be able to
still afford stuff in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah. And now the thing is if you're down at
like a resort at like Saint Lucia, whatever you're Obviously,
most of the time, I would imagine, right, you're not
like a young radio guy out at an event or
whatever who were out of money because your buddy spend
it all at the at the orphanage, right. Yeah, you know,
so most of the time when you go down to
these places, you're at a certain age, certain point in
your life. So maybe you could probably afford a few
more days, you would think anyway, But what if you can,

(05:10):
then it would really suck.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, no, I hear you. But I have a hard time.
I think I have people just have a hard time
reading an article because here's the deal. It is clearly
they're stuck down there because of what's going on with
the flights. It's not convenient. I think anyone who travels
has been stuck somewhere through no fault of their own,
through weather or whatever. But if I it's better than Detroit,

(05:32):
do you know what I'm saying, getting stuck in the
Detroit airport, which is the thing I've been stuck in before.
So I'll take Saint Lucia over that. But the whole
point of this article has just been look what Trump
did to these people. It's just it's another cog in
the wheel where they've got to find a hundred different
ways to be mad about this thing, which I can't

(05:52):
find a single Venezuelan who didn't work for the administration
who's mad about it. And they're like, oh, right, we're
going to we're going to focus on that. Look look
what he did to these poor people. And then it's
just you just start laughing because you're like, do you
know what was being done to the Venezuelan people? So
and I'm not even mad at this couple. They got

(06:13):
a great get what an interesting story you have there
if you're willing to go with the flow and you're
not bright or groom Zilla's. But yeah, now not everyone,
not everyone is putting up with it. They also profile
another tourist here who's got a little more means, a

(06:33):
guy from New York who came down with his kids
and grandkids, had a villa and just spent eighty thousand
to charter a private plane. Well, I mean, I guess
if you got the means to do it and you
want to get back there, you can go ahead and
do it. But man, if I was a young honeymoon
couple and I got a little flexibility I don't know
their whole situation. They seem to be in good spirits.

(06:54):
I'd be like, hell, yeah, we're in San Lucia for
a couple more days, absolutely perfect, all right, six thirteen
here on the KCO Day radio program, Rabbit Chicken that's in.
That is a very good I don't say this often,
but Boston Paul has a very good point.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ross.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You've never traveled the Caribbean, but there's a thing in
the Caribbean, most of the Caribbean, but not in certain parts.
And you'll figure out why. There's frigging chickens everywhere.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Dude, there's no I've seen like like documentaries on those
dumb chickens.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, there's chick there's chickens everywhere unless you go to
like Haiti Good left fright in the chicken right or
or when I was in Falmouth, Jamaica, there there was
no frigging chickens. Okay, Also, don't get around, don't go
walk around in town there. But most of the other Caribbean,
there's chickens everywhere, and you can get a lot of
trouble for screwing with them. But hey, if you're hungry,

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they're there. And the chickens in Key West are just
out of They're just out of pocket, man, because they're
all they're old fighting chickens, or they're chickens that these
sailors would essentially just throw on to various areas. You know,
they would seed islands with chickens and hogs, which is
why you have that there, so that when they're sailing

(08:13):
back through then you know potentially there's a fresh meat there. So,
but they are like island to misfit toys chickens, so
you got to really want to eat I guess all right.
Coming up on the show, Tim Walls did the thing
that they thought Tim Walls was going to do yesterday,
and he is. He's found he's found a reason as

(08:34):
to why he may now have to be stepping out
of the governor's race. And it's not him. I think
it's really important you understand that it's not him, and
I'll let him explain it to you. Plus, some leftist
journalists is picking a fight with Delta Force and I
am so here for it. All that more coming up

(08:55):
six point fifteen. Hang on, very sad story. I'm sure
you heard something about it over New Year's where a
bar at a Swiss ski resort. You know, they had
a big, big party going there and a fire broke out.
Forty people were killed, over one hundred more injured. And

(09:15):
here was my takeaway from this, if you did see anything,
the amount of videos of the fire inside of the
bar is way too many. And here's what I mean
by that. There was a number of videos where clearly
somebody has pulled their device out. They are filming, you know,

(09:38):
in a movie when they went that real dramatic how
fast the fire is spreading and you see that wall
of fire move across the ceiling, just right across, like
there's a lot of video of that, and it's not
and the people are not moving. Who are filming it?
They're sitting in there just filming this like there's no
shaky cam. It's some of the best video, you know,

(10:00):
photography I've seen. And that's what's so disturbing. Why are
you standing there?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So they're in Europe, you said, right, yeah, it's a
it's they're at a swisky resort. There's a big bar
called cron Spontana.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Right, so they're all tripping on molly and well they're
all out of their minds, right, and this thing starts
and you're like, this is incredible, I'm gonna film it,
and you don't realize you're in danger. You see it
as like a.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Light show, like, look at this thing, it's fire. It's like, yeah,
it's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm telling them once again, I speak from experience from
my early twenties. Right. They are so out of their mind, right,
and they're priving, you know, raving for a few days
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're in there.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's one twenty in the morning and they're out of
club in Europe and they're all tripping, and they see
it and they don't recognize the danger, and they say,
this is an incredible light show. I'm going to film it.
And then soon you become like the Simpsons, I'm in
danger like that. You know, eventually it'll click.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
But I hope who because I'm sitting there and I'm like,
are we so trained now that the number of by
selfies is just gonna skyrocket? Right? Remember the first time
you heard about somebody just some dumbass walking off a
cliff trying to get a picture.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, You're like, what's up with this idiot? And they're like,
you know, they're like, but now that could be me.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
That could be me, Like you have a whole generation.
It's just like, I should just film this. How many
police videos do you see where clearly anyone watching should
realize there's a very real possibility that uh, some sort
of gas or bullets or a taser is coming out,
and people will stand right in the middle of it,

(11:32):
just filming like no self preservation man. And so I'm
watching the videos from this club and I'm like, run, dummy,
what do you doing.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It reminds me, It reminds me of the scene these
scenes you see like the John Wick movies where John
Wick will go to the club, right, and you've got
the music and the strobe lights and everybody's out of
their mind and like all this stuff is happening around them,
like people are dying and there's all is violence, but
they're so like out of their mind, they don't even
recognize that it's happening. They don't recognize the danger. John
Wick is murdering all.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Of you, yeah, but he's not murdering me, so at
the moment. Yeah, that's that's probably the best theory here.
Just uh, everybody's having a rave man trying to determine
if it was in fact, a rave that was there.
They were just partying hard. It's New Year's so I
guess you know that probably tells you everything you need
to know. But yeah, very tragic story. Just an incredible

(12:23):
body count for really, uh really what you'd expect in
that situation. Uh, all right, And I don't even see
anything where they're like the club didn't have are saying
the club didn't have sprinklers or anything. I don't even know.
I guess I really didn't dig that deep. Do they
know what started the fuck?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do they have sprinklers in Europe? I mean it's sort
of like it's Europe, so you never know.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I want to say they do. Yeah, I think
they do. I'm trying to remember saying in the hotels there,
but that doesn't mean necessarily, you know, a hotel might
be different.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
All right, So they do have water in Europe?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They yes, yeah there is, Yeah they have some water.
There have electricity, but really, but they do weird stuff
with it too. Like I told you about the hotels,
you don't put your card in a little slot. None
of the power in your room works. You know. I
had a buddy who went to Europe and didn't know
about that and sat in a dark hotel room for
two nights.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, it is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's a true story. Where was he? Where was he
over in Copenhagen or maybe in Germany or somewhere I
can't remember. Do we tease him so hard over that?
Went there for two days. Finally figured it out because
he called somebody called I can't remember who he called
back in the US, or was texting with somebody. He's like, hey, dummy,
here's what.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
You do, right And you're sitting there and you don't
want to admit that you don't know what you're doing,
so you're not going to ask for help. You're like, well,
I'll figure this out.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Two days later and you're like, I just want I
want some I want to watch right just what I.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Just want to be able to see in my room. Love.
Taking the shower was his thing. So he had to
like position a mirror with the wind with the shades
open to like beam like in the bathroom. Just straight
up true story. He made like a quest like you
do the beers and the ancient.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Crypt Yeah, it's like national treasure.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, I just woke yet, just just so we can
see to wash himself an idiot. Uh, he's not an
idiot though, that's what's crazy. He's a smart dude. Just
he had no he had never traveled, he never traveled
over there, didn't know it, really didn't want to go.
He's not a travel dude. Just got kind of forced

(14:33):
into it, went and created one of my favorite stories
of all time. Just sitting there wherever, and he only
drinks one kind of American beer, so he was walking
around trying to find it. Oh, there's dude, there's actually
quite a fit stories Europe.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I had to turn into Benjamin Gates in shape in
my hotel room.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, dude, he was telling all of us, we're falling
out of our chairs laughing. Man, that'll forever, forever be
imprinted there. But you know, good to know if you
ever go over to Europe. That's a that's the thing.
But yeah, having to do the mere quest thing. Oh wait,
hold on, what's Boston Paul's problem. Oh yeah, they do
have the different Well you can get an adapter for
the two twenty. Yes, it is annoying. It is annoying,

(15:14):
so so over the holidays. Hold on, I figure out
exactly which day of this happened.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, here we.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Go over the holidays. A boulder that was part of
the Indiana Jones stunt show. I have not been to
the Ross. Have you been to the Indiana Jones show
at Disney.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I have not, but I think Marky has okay.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And so part of it. One of the they they recreate
as you're sitting there, one of the most iconic parts
of Indiana Jones, and that's that giant boulder, you know,
chasing him as he grabs the misweighted idol attempts to
run out. Well, the the boulder went off the tracks,
and then you have the stunt man playing Indiana Jones

(16:01):
who fell. That happened back in nineteen ninety two, so
that was the first, the first problem they ever had.
Now it happened again. The difference here is is you
had one of the cast members I guess whatever they
call the Disney people who then went to stop the
boulder as it was rolling right at where the audience

(16:22):
was sitting, and it did. They did stop the boulder,
but they got they got knocked down.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
For you, and they stopped the boulder. It thing is
like tons, I mean, how much is that thing weigh?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like? What four pounds?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
You had to look it up. But because I'm sorry,
you assumed it was a real boulder.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I mean, when I'm paying to go there, I'm paying
for authenticity, so I would hope. So I hope it's
a real boulder.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
The dumbest damn thing that I saw is right literally
right as I saw the story, I'm on Twitter and
I'm like, oh, look at that. That's crazy. We'll to
throw that in the stack from when we come back,
and I look at the first message under because here's
the headline. During the Raiders of the Lost Ark reenactment
at Hollywood Studios, a boulder went off course towards the

(17:07):
guests and a cast member was knocked down trying to
stop it, but was later helped up. I think they
might have had a bloody nose or something. And the
first thing is that somebody asked, quote rock at Grock,
is that a real boulder?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, it's all real, man. The natives chasing Indie are
reel right, Okay. The poison darts those are real. The
punge pit that is real.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Ice real yeah, okay. I'm a defender of GROC. I
think people unfairly make fun of people use GROC. I
think there's a lot of usefulness, especially if you're on
if you're reading a tweet any like, what are they
really driving at? You cook that little thing up top.
Most of the time it's very helpful, but you got
to bring your brain. People you get like the insurance

(17:54):
liability alone plus all the equipment you need, and then
also where do you get a perfectly spherical boulder like that?
I got a lot of questions, but it doesn't look
like they were seriously injured, so that is good. But
I did have a good laugh at that over over
over the weekend. All right, So I love this story.

(18:20):
There's a reporter. His name is Seth Harp. I say
a reporter. He is very much a leftist, and in fact,
he also is a book author that has been optioned
by HBO. So he's riding pretty high right now. And
he's but he's pretty unhinged, let's see here. So, in

(18:44):
response to what happened in Venezuela, Harp decided to dos
Delta Force. Yes, except there's a problem. So Harp tweeted,
this is the current commander of Delta Force, whose men
just invaded a sovereign country, killed a bunch of innocent people.

(19:06):
And kidnapped the rightful president, and then he in quotes
rites by the way, it's perfectly legal for a US
reporter to disclose classified material, the leakage of which I
did not procure. He then posts a picture as well
as a bio for an army colonel of some I'm
not going to read this guy's name in because he's

(19:29):
not the dude. So this guy, in his fervor to
go ahead and called Delta Force a bunch of murderers,
also got the name and picture and bio wrong of
the actual commander, so that was fun. And then he
doubles down with this when people call him out. He

(19:52):
then writes the unit that abducted President Nicholas Maduro was
Delta Force, an organization filled with cokeheads pervaded by drug trafficking.
You can bet the only narcotics involved were the ones
they were on. And then he pimps his book Fort
Bragg Cartel is dumb.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
That is stupid. That reminds me of the scene in
the Dark Knight where the guy goes to Lucius Fox
and he's like, he tries to blackmail Batman and he's like, yeah, yeah,
luck with that.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
You know what, I mean, yeah, you're gonna blackmail this guy.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, you're doing. I for one, would never say anything
bad about Delta Force.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Wait wait, wait, hold on what you call him Schmelta Force?
Oh yeah all the time. Yeah, it's like, oh, Delta Force,
shelta Force. Oh, it's his favorite thing around the studio.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
That is egregious.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, it's awful. Yeah. So this guy's like, uh, this,
here's Delta Force on docks and him, and then when
he gets that wrong, he just calls him a bunch
of coke heads. You know what they need to do,
Delta Force.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I mean, I'm not, first off, full disclosure, I'm not
in Delta Force, and I have no connection to I
know a lot of you think I am, yeah, but
I'm not. But if I was in Delta Force, what
I would do right, I would just find out where
this guy lives. It would take him like two seconds.
They'd they'd open up whatever computer they're allowed to push
a buddy, he lives there in that street right right,
right right, and then I would just like give him

(21:13):
full gear and I would, you know, while he's sleeping
in bed, I would just you know, stand around his
bed and then I would just touch him and wake
him up, a bunch of aliens, and he'd wake up
and he'd see all these guys and the night vision
goggles and everyone's lasers and lasers point at him, and
then the the head guy, the head alpha whatever the
team would just put his finger up to his face,

(21:35):
you know, and then and then just knock him out,
you know, like a choke, okay, rear naked choke and
just leave. And he'd wake up the next morning and
he would never talk about I mean, it would scare
him to death anytime, any place, anywhere we can get to.
You shut up. And he's not the president, Maduro isn't

(21:57):
the elected president. What did this guy's rolling.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
This guy's also a complete he sees exactly why HBO
is literally paying him a bunch of money for his
reporting here. But yeah, good luck with that man. Good
look screwing with the Delta fort and I and I
would hate Ross. I was just thinking of this. I
would hate if somehow this is the way that members
of Delta Force are finding out about this.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I know it would be shame.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
It would be laid the seeing out of Bragg and
I have a complete shame. Yeah, we'd hate that we'd
hate that so very much. Six forty two, hang On
still hadn't figured out who stole all the lobster tails.
Look at that four hundred thousand dollars lobster tail heist.
Fraudster's use spoofed emails in a fake commercial driver's license

(22:44):
to steal a truckload of lobster tails that were headed
for Costco stores throughout just the Midwest. FBI is investigating.
They still haven't caught him.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Ross.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
You guys aren't dining on lobster are you?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Never? Okay, it sounds delicious. Four hundred thousand dollars good
lord man?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, I mean there's some like stuff on the
show where we found out it's a heist and we're like,
that's stupid. Why would you steal it? That'd be an
amazing thing to get.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, this isn't the enrollment data of a Somali
data right right where apparently frosters are hot on the
case for that stuff. Four hundred thousands of lobscha. I mean,
you gotta eat fast, or you gotta have a lot
of friends who can shut up. Yeah, how do you
flip lobster tails in a uh enough time? To make
it worthwhile. Oh okay, so it was hold on. It

(23:40):
was a combination of lobster tails and forty thousand oysters.
I love oysters. I don't know if I could do
forty thousand. Wow, somebody's having.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Are you coming to my Super Bowl party?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Did you just say, dude, I'm just gonna say, somebody's
gonna have an amazing we have a seafood thing.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, oh do Yeah, I mean you can bring pizza
in wings and everything else. Of course I love wings,
but I'm just saying specifically myself, I will be Yeah,
it's a seafood theme.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I think if you just go and set some boats
up along the coast and find the person having the
largest like obster lobster oyster like bake, possible, that might
be your guy.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
You just set up like a floating like kiosk of lake.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, no, you're just looking for the guy who's on
the beach, who's got the giant cooker, you know, the
thing you can make with the driftwood for except it's
the size of a house. I think you're probably onto him.
Oh what now if the bill let's say the Bills
do get in the Super Bowl, are you gonna watch.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That, right, Uh, you know, I might. I don't know, man.
You know I've always been like super uh superstitious and
you know, all that kind of stuff and like paranoid.
But like I said yesterday, it's weird, man, since having
like you would think, like December a typical December, I'd
be super paranoid and stressed and right not eating on
the weekends because of football, because it.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't think you and I the whole time you
were gone talked football at.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
All, or my mental health in December January is typically
dependent on how the Bills are playing. But since my
second son, Lofton, was born, I have an actual thing
to really worry about, so that's consuming my time. So
now it's like football is just really on the back burner.
It's like, oh, yeah, that's also going on, so maybe
I will and I'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh god, well they might play the Panthers, so you
got that going for you, so you can you can
get into.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, they're hosting a home game right there.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
The Panthers.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Like I understand why, you know, you certain teams get
home games, the Panthers. I'm not no, I'm just no,
that's just the Panthers in general. Just like I've been
seeing online, a lot of people are like, you know,
questioning the system of how like a team of eight
and nine can have like a home game, but you know,
like a twelve and five team cannot. There's some people saying, hey,
we need to, like you know, change the system. But

(26:01):
I'm not saying you should. I understand why the system
is the way it is, but I.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Would argue it's far less broke than the current college system.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
So that's that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, so we we like that. But yeah, I don't know,
you know. Yeah, here's the thing. Here's it. And I
kind of mentioned this yesterday. And I can't speak for
Panthers fans. I was a Vikings fan. I almost hate
this scenario more because, like, like I knew we were
gonna get kicked in the teeth by the Giants a
few years ago, and I just didn't realize how bad

(26:29):
it was going to be. And you know, and we
had won our division. So like going out in the
first round somehow is worse to me than not making
it at all. I mean, for the draft.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Pick, No, I feel the same way. No, I honestly
feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Because you're just waiting for the shoe to drop. You're like, oh,
I already get destroyed, but I don't know. Who knows,
Maybe it's their year. Everything just starts clicking, go go you.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
There's one stadium Josh Allen hasn't played in his entire career,
which and that would be the stadium that the super
Bowl is going to be in this year.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Where's the super Bowl this year?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
California Levi or something Levi the stadium.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh yeah, the new one so far right? Yes, yeah, okay,
well yeah, that's like but that's basically a new stadium,
so it would kind of makes sense. All right, Well,
if he wants to play, he's gonna have to play,
you know what I'm saying. And we'll go from there.
Let me ask you a question, speaking of things from
New York, how are you feeling about this this Wegman's

(27:30):
biometric thing they're rolling out. Do you shop at the Ross?
Do you go to Wegmans at all?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I do go to Wegmans in wake Forest. It is
a bit expensive, but it's pretty amazing as well.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So yeah, dude, you can go look Ross is right,
you can go in there and blow a few hundred
dollars real quick, but on some really cool stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Their desserts are so good. They have this like chocolate
brownie pie thing. It's just, oh, it's so good. It's
so good.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well, some Wegmans stores up in New York are testing
out a new biometric data that they're claiming will help
address security concerns. We're talking at facial scans, all this stuff.
According to signs posted in grocery stores up in and
around Manhattan. I guess there's five where they're testing this out.

(28:18):
They notify customers that they will be using personally identifying
biometric data such as facial recognition, in the store while
they shop. Then there's a legal ease. Wegman's collects, retains,
convert stores, and shares. Okay, all right, so this stuff
all makes me nervous. So why are they doing it? Well,
two reasons, Like they can claim it's about safety and

(28:40):
it's about loss prevention, which I kind of get because
you remember it a lot of these states where they
raise or they have a high level of theft before
it is even enforceable. Really California being the example. What
stores have had to do is they have had to
cobble together. Image is of somebody maybe coming in and

(29:02):
shoplifting three or four times so that they can hit
a certain threshold and then they can file a complaint
where the police will actually do something. So that's part
of it. But let's also face it, for a grocery store,
there's a reason everyone's got a price club, what's your
phone number, you got your little scan card, and they
do that because that stuff is inherently valuable. Customer data

(29:25):
is one of the most valuable commodities in all of commerce.
That's why almost any company, any big company, has a
separate revenue stream of just selling your data. Right, So
this is I mean, this is talking about streamlining it.
Wegmans would have down to the type of thing that

(29:46):
you purchase on a weekly basis that is much more
trackable than even what grocery stores are doing now. At Wegmans,
the safety of our customers and employees is a top priority.
Like many retailers, we use CAM to help identify individuals
who pose a risk to our people, customers or operations.
So this is what they're leaning into. So I guess

(30:07):
if it pops and you're not supposed to be in
the Wegmans, then security will be notified, which you know,
I guess. Yeah. I understand that there's probably a reason
they're testing this out in one of these major metros
where theft is a big problem. But I don't know
if I want to walk into the Wegmans over on
wake Forest Road there or the one up in wake

(30:29):
Forest where Ross lives and you know have like the
the Future crime cameras.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm torn on this because on one hand you have
like a authoritarian sort of like police government China, police state.
But on the other hand they have Josh Jacks, which
is a great serial feature featuring Josh Allen. So which one,
you know, does it weigh out?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Maybe I have to give you the quote about trading
some liberty for safety either what you're saying that there.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Listen, I understand they're scanning my face, but I can
get a Buffalo Bill sweatshirt for a pretty good price.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You can get that on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, but I can get it right there with my
chocolate peanut or peanut pie whatever it is, so okay, Yeah,
to get away these things.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Trying to figure out that they're planning on a rolling
At this point, they're just testing it up there in
New York, and again they're leaning into the safety aspect
of which again I get, I get. I would argue
this technology might be a little more useful from a
school perspective right there, because then you're just trying to
pick up on faces that are not supposed to be there.

(31:36):
Do you get what I'm saying. But also they're scanning
your kids the whole time, So what's your comfort level
with that? And what I mean when they know somebody's
not supposed to be there. You could with a grocery store,
you never know who's going to be in there, so
you're looking for individuals who are not supposed to In
a school setting, you got everybody's face programmed in, you're
supposed to be in the building, and another face pops,
then that immediately would tell security, just more proof positive

(32:00):
that there's way too many lunatics about. But what I
think is very eye opening, and we're going to talk
about is Maduro's wife, which I don't think a lot
of people know a lot about her. I read a
rather interesting little background piece because like you know, she
was taken, she's charged, she may have filled down and
got a little booboo too. When they were acquiring her.

(32:22):
I don't know exactly what happened, but because she did
have like some bandage on her face. So there's that.
But like when you start reading about this woman, I
know there are allocations, but she's almost she's like she
might be worse than him in some instances. So we'll
dive into that here in just a moment. But why

(32:43):
don't we open this hour with everybody's favorite Florida Man.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Florida Man is something in the water they errors hand
that makes you do.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
All that crazy crap.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's like the state is be dumbass trapped. Nowhere else
has the Florida Man. It is almost like as the
Weird Factor climbs to find out it have in Florida.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Every time Florida Man, Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
If anyone can cheer me of you know you can
to find life be crazy. But of course, but it's
not as bad crab crazy as yours. Nowhere else are
you gonna find him. They're so used to it, they
don't find him.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Hooray for Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And today's Florida Man is thirty nine year old Zachary
Zacharino and what's even better is to describe it. Because
the crime was allegedly committed in Polk County. We have
Grady Judd, who is I guess if you don't know
who that is, you're living under a rock. He is
a sheriff who very much enjoys making videos of his

(33:53):
stranger encounters there and encouraging his citizens to arm themselves
and shoot many many holes into burglars. So that tends
to get him a little pressed there as well. But
here he is describing this rather strange interaction, which I'm
not gonna lie to you, kind of kept me up
for a little while thinking about something. Let's see if

(34:14):
you pick up on it.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
This is Matthew Zacharino. He's thirty nineties from Altamont Springs
and he's on this construction site in a vehicle by himself.
And as our deputies all approach him to see what's
he doing on this construction site, we see this dude
wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone brestiss, you

(34:43):
know what I mean. Well, then we notice he's wearing
a G string.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
All right, let me pause here real quick. So just
to set the scenes, they roll up on this construction site,
it's closed. They see this guy sitting in a VA
cool they notice he's wearing a red lace bra, fake hoots, right,
prosthetic breasts, and a G string, So they so clearly

(35:14):
they think he's there to probably steal construction equipment, which
is I think is one of the charges. Why would
you wear that to steal construction equipment? Just knowing that
if you're on a job site, there's likely dirt, and
there might be metal shavings, right, all the things that
you could never wear that to work on a construction site.
You slice yourself up. Why would you show up to

(35:35):
steal stuff in that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I mean it just sounds dangerous.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I just you know, you want to wear steel toad boots,
and you know you can wear a little thong under it. Also,
if you're a dude wearing a little G string like that,
you're making a statement, all right, what else? What else?
Sheriff showing off the boys? You know what I mean? Yeah,
we do.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
And then our two deputies say to themselves self, this
is highly unusual?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Is it in Florida?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
But you don't realize how dangerous these situations are because
under a prosdesis we found a gun, so he was
armed trespassing. He said he was on the way to
the costume party.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
We go as you do.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Okay, where's costume party? Well, he couldn't answer that, and
then he sold up on us and quit one to
talk at all. Can you imagine that he's mad at
us for trying to find out why he's wearing lace
bras with guns and g strings or g something's or ooh.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It was ugly. It was so ugly.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Anyway, went to jail, Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay, here's the thought that occurred to me and I
couldn't get. Are there fake prosthetic breasts that have holsters
in them where you can store firearms in there?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You're just like turning yourself into a fembot? I get?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Is that a thing? Is there a possibility that I
have ogled something that could have killed me? Well, I
mean technically you run that risk any anytime, right, But
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, But like, are there women walking
around where one I'm being lied to and two of
their arm I.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mean, it would be smart, it would be for the
women to protection and safety. And it's a great holster.
You wouldn't imagine that you rolled well.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
And here's the thing. If you're the guy who means
to do harm to that woman and she starts reaching
in there, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Pause for a moment and then she's gonna shoot you
in the face.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Because you're a dude. You're like, I'm gonna get to
see one of these and instead, you know, here comes
a nineteen eleven or whatever.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
So if that isn't a real product, it probably should be.
Someone's gonna steal that idea.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Now, I mean it's a two fer, right. You want
you're an a cup. You want to be a sea
cup that night and protect yourself amazing, And if you
want to go bigger, you can have more toys with you.
There's some yeah, I get some hand grenades in there,
maybe a smoke canister. Right, and everyone just thinks you're

(38:11):
Dolly Parton. So what I just want women to be safe.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
And if you ever like hook up with said woman,
you might be depressed at first, right, You're like, yeah,
this is a false advertising, But then you're like, wow,
that's a cool gun.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Can I yeah, look at Kimber she's got that's nice.
Have you a bodied experience? I don't know, man, I mean,
gone are the days of having to get the little darringer.
I guess, dude, I saw a guy Ross. You won't
appreciate this. I saw somebody who's got a derringer chambered
in a forty five seventy and I watched him shoot it.

(38:46):
I don't know how the dude has a hand. That's
why to have more control over your murdering devices, you
want to go with the fake prosthetics. So what if
this guy was just an inventor, but he was a
method actor of an inventor.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Ross, He's like crazy Doc Brown, but in lingerie.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
He wants to get into the mind of what women
may be dealing with for his prosthetic holster thing, and
he's like, well, I'm gonna have to go. You know
what would women normally wear? They would wear this and
then find themselves apparently in trouble in needing a gun.
So any who, there's your Florida man for the day.
Because it makes whatever dumb thing you're gonna do today,

(39:25):
I feel a lot better, all right? Eight eight eight
nine three four seven eight seven four. Let's do this.
We'll take a break when we come back. Let's learn
about the what is her nickname the Latin Lady Macbeth
Cilia Flores, who along with her husband Nicholaus Mduro, is
in New York and facing charges after what happened in Venezuela.

(39:50):
Will give you the latest on what she was up to. Next.
Hang on grab his quick call on our very important
Florida man story because I want to clarify something because
I don't think I made myself clear enough. But let
me grab this call for Susan. What's up. Hey, I'm
not just.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Talking to Ross And I thought he meant a bra holster.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I didn't realize it was inside the which well that's what. Yeah, Well,
let's let's not get's not get ahead of ourselves. Yeah no, no, no,
I know that there's a there's because people are posted
a bunch of pictures. They make bras that have holsters
on it. I was built. Yeah, I was wondering if
it's like because I want the prosthesis to be the

(40:33):
container and you got to like punch a code into
him and then you get to the weapons.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
So yeah, okay, he must have had some really big
ones in order to hide something.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Because depending to bring the party.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
How stupid of him, because he'd have to like untop
it down. It just doesn't make any.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Bad There's no bad guy who's going to start moving
if he thinks you're unbuttoning, right, because he's a dude.
So is true. But you know, okay, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. People,
I don't mean the abra with a built in holster.
I mean the whole thing's a compartment. I don't want

(41:14):
to make the sound when it opens up to display
all the weaponry.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
You went the gun in the boob Yeah yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Which, by the way, if you're one of these people
that we've done over the years who's try to sneak
a gun into prison in your butt, how disappointed are
you going to be that it could have been so
much easier.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Roscoe Products has a we actually have night vision goggles
that also look like the prosthetics. Wait so yeah, So
you're surveilling your enemy and you're wearing the boobs, right,
and then at night when it comes for you to like,
you know, use.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
The you're subdued to a bachelor party.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they're they're completely distracted by you, and
then what happens is you you you hold them up
to your face and they make the sound, you know,
and then they're night vision goggles. But from a distance,
the enemy will be looking at you going why does
he have boobs growing out of his head? It's genius,
it really is.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's all It's like why you use a flashbyes.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
The psychological impact, Yes, catch.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Him off guard, so he got a few seconds to
operate there. We'll have a poop lazer attachment. Yes it will, okay,
Roscoe prodest it sounds like great. It's not being paid
for by the taxpayers in Minnesota. No, no, okay, all right, guys,
I want to make sure we'll get him. By the way,
we'll get to our walls. Audio from his presser yesterday.
But let me let me get into this real quick,

(42:26):
because you know, most people know about Maduro obviously he's
kind of the face there, but with his wife, Zulia Flores,
she too is under indictment and it's not small stuff,
so you got to understand the relationship. The sixty nine
year old first lady has been described as a former
head of intelligence. So when Chavez was in power, Chavez

(42:50):
was the president, Maduro was the vice president. She was
the attorney general for a while. So yeah, everybody up
in the upper echelons of power. Let's see here, I'm
let me get into some of the stuff that she's
accused of. Within Maduro's hardline regime of oppression, Flores was

(43:12):
allegedly anything but a wallflower. The indictments against both paint
a picture of a two person cartel with allegations of
drug profits, high powered weapons, and absolute control. So basically
they're painting a picture where Dura, you know, Maduro's the
face of this, but she's she's really the one doing
a lot of the awful stuff behind the scenes, including

(43:34):
but not limited to coordinating the smuggling and importation of
both machine guns and cocaine. And by the way, it
also looks like she was she had side hustles where
she was attempting to raise her own pot of money
so that she could run for the General Assembly in

(43:54):
Venezuela in the next election cycle. So she had her
own separate thing, and to do that, she had some nephews.
In fact, they actually have a nickname which translates narco fuse,
So it's a it's a slang word that's a play
on narco and nephew because they're drug dealers. And in fact,

(44:16):
we've captured a couple of them. Initially we had them
in custody under twenty year sentences. However we gave them
back under the Biden administration, we traded back the two nephews.
It's part of a prisoner exchange. By the way, there's
still US prisoners at Venezuela. Excuse me. So a lot
of people are wondering what are we gonna do about that.

(44:39):
Let's see here. Flora has also loaded influential government agencies
with relatives who did her bidding and got very rich.
This is this is the control element, right. You don't
fully trust your relatives, but if you've got them up
in the conspiracy, you know clearly you think you're going
to be a little safer. And that's that's obvious what

(45:00):
they were counting on. So here we go on the nephews,
the Narco fuse. In twenty seventeen, both were sensed eighteen
years in prison for conspiring to import cocaine into the US. However,
in twenty twenty two, they were released sent back to
Venezuela as part of a prisoner swap. Yeah, here we go,

(45:22):
in part to fund an election campaign for the first lady.
The nephews then devised a plan to work with the
Revolutionary Army Armed Forces of Colombia. Now this is the
farc terrorist group that has ties to the Colombian president.
To see you understand how this all connects. That group
sent literally tons of cocaine to the United States. According

(45:44):
to Acting US Attorney for the Southern District, June Kim,
he described the plan as a brazen cocaine trafficking scheme.
A former bodyguard four Flores, tells Reuter she was aware
of the drug trafficking and thinks it was the only
way that they were able to operate with her behind
the scenes, pulling the strings and then they go into

(46:07):
some background there. So yeah, I just wanted to kind
of communicate to you because they were showing pictures of
her and they're like, oh, well, they went to go
get this guy and then they beat up his wife. Again.
I don't know how she got injured. I think her
lawyer's claiming that she has black eye, facial laceration, and
perhaps a bruised rib. So again, I don't know if

(46:28):
she fell down some stairs, they whacked her in the
face or what. But she wasn't just grabbed because she
was in the room. Is kind of the point that
I'm making. They got indictments a mile wide for her
as well, and they got indictments for a bunch of
other people are still in government down there in Venezuela,
Like this is no, this isn't where they cleaned out everything.

(46:51):
So it's going to be very interesting to see what
the next few days. I know there's been some gunfire,
there's been some gang violence. That's I think he had
to expect that. But yeah, read up on the wife
here because she seems she seems perfectly capable. You know what.
It gives me vibes of It gives me vibes of

(47:13):
what ross? What did raw Rush used to call Hillary
committed the bimbo eruption committee or whatever? Do you remember
that you call it? You call it the bimbo eruption
committee or whatever? I don't remember. We're Hillary, Okay? Where
Hillary would go and make the lives miserable of any
women who came forward and said that Bill screwed around
with them.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
You know, it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I have a little breaking news for you. Apparently Germany
has weighed in and they are demanding the US explain
its actions in violating Venezuela's sovereignty and what those are
based on. So Germany wants us to explain's demanding that

(47:53):
we explain why we would violate another country's sovereignty. You guys,
hear yourselves. First of all. The only way you're getting
an explanation today is uh, Trump may make a joke
about you, but I don't know that you're the one, Like,
I don't think you're the one. If you wanted Ireland

(48:15):
to whine about it, at least you could make an argument.
But no, not the Germany. So you guys go ahead
and sit this one out too soon.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Get any of these countries over in Europe understand they
have like no power and no influence and we just
don't care like they do they.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Down they do. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's
some delusional ones like that the chickens in charge of
the EU who's just out of her mind. I think
she honestly believes like we're gonna we're gonna own them
with this one.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Coming to international law. Better call the world police. Wait
a second, oh, hey, the world police. All right, we're
gonna call the police in ourselves. We'll do an investigation.
We found out we did. Okay, you know what, real quick?
Could you do to another investigation?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Sure? Results of the second investigation, we're good.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Okay, Oh you want a second investigation? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, sure, sure,
hold on, yeah yeah, we're free to go.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Okay, good, Yeah, not be entertained, no, wonderful, dude. I
stand by our thing yesterday. We could snatch any president
anywhere at any time.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, and they know it. I think I'm not saying
we are going to do it, right, but but I'm
saying that it's in the back of their head, like
they know we have the capability too. There's like a
level of fear there, which you kind of have to have, right, right,
Countries have to fear you and respect you.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Dude. If you think there's not security personnel in Colombia
and a bunch of in Cuba and others that are
doing drills today, you're crazy. You're crazy just trying to
figure out, you know, building some other underground apparatus to escape.
That's the thing, man, that people pay attention to this stuff,

(49:52):
even Germany when they want to make a dumb statement.
All right, let's go to Tim Walls man, what a downfall,
What an absolute well deserved downfall sounds like. But you know,
he didn't make the vice presidency. He weirded everybody out,
and then he's like, all right, I'll go ahead and
do the governor thing again, which he can do up
in Minnesota run for a third term, and everyone just

(50:14):
assumed he'd probably gonna win two. Unfortunately, though, there's this
little thing with the smolly fraud stuff, and clearly, while
he has basically rejected it as anything, clearly he's not
pulling well on it. So now you got to figure out, well,
what's going to be the spin and will he take
any responsibility for it? Which might go a long way. Well,

(50:37):
this is Tim Walls we're talking about, so let's get
into it.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
So I've decided to step out of this race and
I'll let others worry about the election while i focus
on the work that's in front of me for the
next year. I'm passing on this race with zero sadness
and zero regret. I did not run for this job
to have the job. I ran for the job to
do the job. Minnesota faces a no mis challenges this year,

(51:01):
and I refuse to spend a single minute doing anything
other than rising to meet this moment.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
So so he he really does want to be your governor,
but his hand is forced, and so he needs to
not focus on that. He needs to focus on finding
the fraudsters or something. I don't know, it's it's it's
kind of the OJ thing, right right, He's like, I'm
gonna go find it. What are you gonna do to

(51:28):
find the real killer? I'm gonna get that man.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Man dedicated the rest of his life to that.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yes he did.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
He never found him.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, the killer might have been hiding on golf courses.
He definitely looked looking for those, maybe in some Las
Vegas hotel rooms. Never found him. All right, So you're
you're such a great public servant that you're going to
do this thing so you can spend more time hunting
down the fraudstersh So who's ultimately responsible? Really?

Speaker 6 (52:00):
It was an extraordinarily difficult year for our state, and
it ended on a particularly sour note. For the last
several years, an organized group of criminals have sought to
take advantage of this state's generosity, and even as we
make progress in the fight against the fraudsters, we now
see an organized group of political actors seeking to take
advantage of a crisis.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Oh, I don't want to mince words here.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Donald Trump and his allies in Washington and in Saint
Paul and online want to make our state a colder,
meaner place. They want to poison our people against each
other by attacking our neighbors, and ultimately they want to
take away much of what makes Minnesota the best place
in the country to raise a family. They've already begun

(52:42):
trying to withhold funds that were meant to help families
afford childcare, and they have no intention of stopping there.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
And I will comment on what he's referencing there, so
just so we're clear, the person who did it is
Trump or something. I don't know. It's the politic people
who are getting political about this, this massive case of fraud.
They clearly has informed your decision as to whether you
should be running for governor again. And you're gonna blame

(53:11):
what your political enemies anybody else.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
We've got conspiracy theorists, right wing YouTubers breaking into our
daycares demanding access to our children. We've got the President
of the United States demonizing our Somali neighbors and wrongfully
confiscating funds that Minnesotans rely on gets disgusting and it's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, okay, And so the fundas he's referencing are a
decision by the Trump administration to cut off more than
ten billion in social service and childcare funding that was
met for five different states who California, Colorado, Illinois, Minnesota,
New York. And most of this is due to their
unwillingness to let the FEDS basically audit their books on

(53:59):
this stuff. Right, this is how you're going to get
into this. And these states have decided that they don't
want to play, they don't want to participate with the feds.
So that's what this is about. The Feds are saying,
we're giving you the money, it's being misused. We can't
in good conscience give you the money until we can
determine that it's not being misused. And they're just saying, no,
we're not going to do it. And the craziest part

(54:21):
about this whole thing is they had told people at
the press conference even as it was starting, but it
was also in the sheet that following his announcement, Wolves
would take questions. So he gets to the end of
the speech and they start firing questions. Let's hear how
that's going on. Appreciate it, thank you goes. Yeah, we're

(54:55):
back to borrow for lots of questions. So he's just like,
all right, I'm gonna go with the runaway Roz. Would
you say he bravely ran away?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I would say he bravely ran away? Yes, okay, good.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah. You never want to just run away, you want
to do it bravely. Very very important. So exactly what
was expected yesterday. And yeah I kind of expected him
to blame everybody but himself. But yeah, they're gonna keep
digging on this, all right. Coming up on the show.
Umm oh, I found this fascinating. Basically, somebody at the

(55:28):
University of Cambridge ranked all mammals based on how slutty
they are, and that includes humans. So case you're wondering
what animals we have were the same level of sluttiness,
we'll fill you in on that. Some surprising things on here.
Raced Ajac, who's a perfect angel, is standing by on
the Weather Channel. What up? I was watching people on

(55:55):
the news because they basically canceled a bunch of flights
from the Southern Caribbean because of everything going on in Venezuela,
and so this morning they were focused on this couple
stuck in Saint Lucia for three more days at their
giant resort. That's terrible, Yeah, I feeling horrible.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Yeah, So so what do you do if that's well,
I know what, I know the answer. If that's like
an all inclusive they're probably like, yeah, you're on your
own now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Look, it's not like here's the thing. Is it ideal? No,
But if you've ever been stuck while traveling, it could
be a lot worse. It could be it could be
slept in the Newark airport.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I'll take, yeah, Newburgh Airport I have in New York,
which is all right, probably just as well. Yeah, it
does towards the Newark.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
But yeah, I'm just so I'll take Saint Lucia. Yea, plus,
you got to take any man. I can't do it.
They snatched the president beyond.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
The hill, right, so I've got to stay here. Just
worry about it later.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
All right, man, Well, one of us are stuck in
Saint Lucias, so we'll do this thing.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
No, I mean, it's more of an air mess that
comes from the South than anything else. If you're going
to try to tie it to it, but I don't
think we get records next several days. I still think,
especially for the triangle, maybe close to seventy degrees by
weeks end, and that'll be the next decent chance of
seeing some rain in here. This morning, there are some
dense fog advisories again in the area. I think a

(57:23):
mix of clouds and sunshine today, low to mid sixties,
Tonight in the mid upper forties, and then mostly Sunday
on Wednesday, mid upper sixties across the region. Same thing
for Thursday with partial sunshine mid upper sixties again, and
then Friday, good chance of rain in the afternoon, especially
at night. Highs will be in the upper sixties to
near just above seventy degrees, and rang seould taper off

(57:46):
by about midday Saturday, and then we will cool down
starting early or late in the weekend early next week,
closer to normal as we're probably around fifty degrees by
Sunday and Monday, so warm week coming up and continuing
the warmer days are still to come. We do cool
down as we look ahead towards Sunday Monday, and maybe
back to winter as we look ahead towards the middle
of the month, so it's not over. I mean, this

(58:07):
is a January kind of thaw, whatever you want to
call it. But we know they usually don't last long.
Winter comes back, and it looks like it will, especially
toward the middle of the month.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
It's a ropid dope, that's what it is. Yep, you
a comfortable maybe throw a pair of shorts on one
day and you just punished. All right, man, appreciate it.
We'll chat in the next hour. Okay, there you going
staging from the Weather Channel. All right, I got that
critter story just because I was kind of laughing at that.
I don't know, Like, all right, let's rank the monogamy
levels of all the mammals and see where the humans falls.

(58:39):
We'll have that. And you probably heard the story of
somebody who attempted to break into JD. Vance's house. This
is his home in Ohio. I'm just going to tell
you about it. And there's just one kind of unique
little factoid in here, which I don't know if I'm
allowed to notice or not, but we'll notice and we'll
do it next hang out come It is the Cacoday

(59:02):
radio program. Sorry, I was just distracted by something that
hit my inbox. I don't normally get so many press releases,
it's hard to keep track. But this one was a
U haul Migration Trends from twenty twenty five. So it's
from U haul's PR team, and basically they put a
list out every year of where people are moving, where
they're moving from, and I don't know, there's a ton

(59:24):
of surprises on here, kind of what you think, but
let's dig into this real quick. First off, which city
do you or which state do you think has the
largest deficit of u HAL? So they're just tracking where
people are renting and then where they're moving from. To
two California, Yeah, remains the most exited state. I know,

(59:45):
you're not surprised there. As far as where people are going, well,
here and Texas and a lot of Texas. So by metros,
Dallas this is number one, Houston is number two, This
is these are people moving to Austin three, Charlotte at

(01:00:09):
number four, Phoenix, Nashville, Charleston, Raleigh at number eight. Wellough,
what are they number seven on this other list? Okay,
because it's metros versus cities, that makes sense. Yeah, So
basically Florida, Texas, Tennessee, and North Carolina are just killing it.
Atlanta's got a bunch too, all right, Nothing real surprising

(01:00:32):
there in the grand scheme of things. But yeah, California's
got they got a problem. Speaking of Tennessee officials at
a music store, where is this in Morristown, Tennessee. I
don't know if that's near Nashville or where that is,
doesn't matter. Got a very interesting call. They were called

(01:00:52):
to the music store Trade Center music Shop on reports
that a monkey had broken into the store was running
around screwing with all the instruments, which, by the way,
I kind of want to be there for that. That'd
be hilarious, wouldn't it. Got a monkey running around trying
to play all the instruments, just losing his monkey mind. Unfortunately, though,

(01:01:17):
the monkey got violent. Described as a cinnamon capuchin, officials
seek the monkey entered through a pet tour overnight and
went on his rampage. They got video of this. In
one video, you can see the monkey taking a guitar
and smashing. Oh it's a punk monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Like a honky Tonk man monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's a That monkey's an artiste. You could feel,
you could feel the frustration as he smashes the guitar. There,
he's basically like Kirk koe bayin what do you? What
do you? What? Are you getting mad at this monkey? For? Eventually,
when they arrived, the monkey kind of calm. Noun's clearly
somebody's pet that escaped, but not a fan of What

(01:01:56):
kind of guitars he smashing? Here? Uh? Is that a bass?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Oh, he's smashing a twelve string? What are you doing?
Are you advanced enough to be smashing that little monkey?
I think so? Anyway, he caused a bunch of damage.
Uh no, word on whose monkey? Ross? Did you guys
lose a monkey?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Not little monkey?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, little music monkey?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, that's it's a little musical monkey. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
He entertains the family in the evening with music.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
One man band.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah, that's very good. Got him trained. Anyway, he went
to go get some new instruments. All right, let me
flip back over to this just because oh wait, hold on,
I'm on the wrong document. There we go, I dude.
Is is as far as as far as animals go.
Somebody decided they were going to rank how monogamous all

(01:02:53):
mammals were. They put a lot of work into this,
and what's fascinating is what they're trying to figure out
again is based on offspring bore how many of those
offspring are from essentially, you know, mated versions of those species, right,
so you get in, you get into some where they
kind of mate for life. There's a lot of animals

(01:03:15):
that's as many in the mammal side, but a lot
you know, you birds and what not to do that.
But there's a few and they get really high scores
when it comes to humans. How they compare to other mammals.
They're at about a sixty six percent monogamy rate, right
between beavers and meer cats. So meer cats are sluttier

(01:03:35):
than us. Beavers are less slutty than us. Ross, What
do you think the sluttiest animal is? According to dude,
my man, it's got to be a mammal. Sluttiest mammal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
A cat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, your cats are pretty slutty, well but they are. Nope,
they're not the sluttiest. Sorry, it is in fact our
old friend. Yeah, yes, clippers of hoe. I knew it,
but yeah, my body telling me, look at that. We

(01:04:13):
already got to use that audio in twenty twenty six.
We're not even a weekend at the new year. Yeah,
dolphins apparently have a two percent monogamy rate, so they're
just out. They're like, they're like a hopped up drunk
in Miami party girl.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
That audio cut is almost a decade old.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Now, it's so good. Thanks for hanging out with us
here on our number three Tuesday. All right, So we
were just talking about slutty animals just because I thought
that list was very, very interesting. And now we know
that dolphins are hose who else Reesei's monkeys apparently too,

(01:04:50):
and then there's a couple others. All right, so what
are the what are the least slutty animals? Somebody asked
me in an email, and I realized I ran out
of time. U where is that doo do do? Do? Do? Do?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
All right, for whatever reason, they're not, but I think
they just wanted to be mean to the animals. I'm
sure it's in here somewhere. I can't scan it was
one of it was uh, I think it was mountain
gorillas or something whatever. Now you know you can look
it up if you care. All right, let me get
over to this. So a Maine based company, this is

(01:05:30):
this is going back to the Maduro thing. A main
based apparel company, said that they have been inundated with
orders and calls in the last twenty four hours. Now
why because apparently if you saw the shot of them
purple walking Maduro when he was in New York, he's

(01:05:50):
wearing a blue hoodie and this guy's company makes that
blue hoodie. Now they believe the hood he just happened
to belong to one of the agents who put it
on him because it was cold, right, and they just
pulled him from Venezuela where it's in this probably mid sixties,
in Caracas seventy and dumped him into the Big Apple.

(01:06:11):
But what a weird society we live in where it's
like because this keeps happening, Like why would you want
to own the piece of clothing that the evil murdered
narco terrorist was wearing? And it reminded me remember when
everyone bought the jackets of the alleged healthcare shooter, I

(01:06:32):
mean other than the women who were clearly fantasizing about
him too, Like they sold a bunch of those jackets
he was wearing. People want that stuff, So this guy
can't even keep these in stock. When asked how he
thought the dictator might have ended up in one of
his hoodies. What is this guy's name? Peter Roberts is

(01:06:55):
the guy's name, and the company is called Origin. He said,
probably a Dee agent slipped the hoodie on him and said,
you're gonna feel the fabric of freedom on American soil.
He goes, I might be taking liberty to assume, all right.
Always seems like a cool enough guy. And again it's
not his doing, it's not his thing where they showed

(01:07:18):
up in it. But man, that's I guess we do
it on a larger scale too. You know, Ross and
I were talking about when we were a kid, starter jackets, Like,
I mean, that was its own thing, but that was
also a gang thing man in a lot of instances.
So and we all know what the two most popular

(01:07:38):
Starter jackets were, regardless of where you lived in America.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I can say this being from New York. So it
was super weird when like all the kids are walking
around with the Charlotte Hornets jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Correct, yes, so weird. And the Raiders jacket. Yep, everyone
had Charlotte Hornets or Raiders. But yeah, the Charlotte Hornets
thing was everywhere. Even Wyoming people had Charlotte Hornet stuff
so good on the Charlotte Hornets, I guess, but it
was a weird time. The company, which sells a slew
of apparel putting cold weather gear boots, says, unfortunately, by

(01:08:15):
the way, the hoodies, it's literal title is called Patriot
Blue rtxody, so it is kind of funny. All right, Well,
this doesn't offend me as much as the shooter, but
it should. But I just signed the whole thing very
very creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
I wonder if you're like the CEO of that company
or whatever, the designer or the person selling it, if
when you first see Maduro in the jacket, you're like, oh,
this is gonna be bad. It is so bad for me,
And then it turns out to go the other way,
and you're like, okay, well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
But why would it be bad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
That's the thing, because you would think, you know, I
think you think people be like, I don't want to
wear with the murderous narco guy is wearing. But it
goes the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Right, But remember, we got people who are still Hollywood
A listers who were down there having dinner with them,
and his predecessor. Shot is the only person I've seen
taken down by associating with Maduro. Is that Salt Bay idiot?
Remember that guy with the steakhouses?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I know the guy. What happened with him?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Oh dude? So he had like two big scandals. One
he went down. He literally figured out how to get
down on the field at the World Cup when Messi
and Argentina won and ran out there and took the
trophy out of their hands and was just holding it,
and then like there's this whole exchange with Messi that's
just so weird, like who the hell is this guy?
But he was able to get on there and then
Maduro right when they had put the twenty five million

(01:09:35):
dollar thing on Maduro. He had hosted Maduro at his
restaurant and was their table side serving him, and some
people were.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
It's a bad look.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Yeah, well, especially because his restaurants in the US were
in like Miami was one of it. He had a few,
but the one in Miami was the one where this happened,
and people are I don't know, if you know, they
got a lot of Venezualans and Cubans in Miami who
did not take very kindly to that. So that's why
you don't see that guy so much. But yeah, the

(01:10:06):
soccer thing was just funny because like that just made
everyone hate them all at the same time. So we
have this story out of Ohio where a twenty six
year old by the name of William Defour, although that
may not be his name now, was arrested after allegedly
shattering four windows Advance's home. It say he's trying to

(01:10:27):
break in. I don't know. Was he trying to vandalize
or break in? It really doesn't matter. He clearly knew
whose home it was. But what's kind of crazy is
and oh Advance wasn't there, By the way, Defour, who
also goes now by the name Julia to four. It's

(01:10:47):
unclear whether Defour identifies as transgender or non binary, but
recently appeared to be utilizing the name Julia de four.
Let's see here. So here's here's the crazy. So Deforre's father,
his name is William, is a successful Harvard University GRADU.
He is a decades long UH pediatric urologist and a

(01:11:11):
professor at the University of Cincinnati. I live in a
very nice house, very involved in leftist politics, longtime Democrat supporter.
According to various contributions Biden, Harris and everybody in between.
Let's see here he also formulated, aw, he's a gun

(01:11:32):
grabber too, formulated his own pack to help push a
federal assault weapons band in the way of the Uvaldi Elementary.
All right, So, am I allowed to make assumptions out
of this that this guy's just swimming at this gal
or whatever he identifies as is just And by the way,
why are we doing another one of these stories where
I have to use the term identifies as? Am I

(01:11:53):
allowed to pick up on that? But just like the
numbers aren't numbers anymore if you take as a percentage
of the population versus as a percentage of people who've
attempted to carry out vandalism attacks arson things against high

(01:12:15):
profile Republicans. We keep coming back to this. We keep
having to have me sit here and try to figure
out which pronouns to use. I mean, not really, but
you get the gist. And like, I don't know why
it keeps coming up other than maybe this kid again,

(01:12:37):
I can only go off. You know, the record of
his family here seem to be very involved in politics
in Ohio. They probably hate Jade Vance with the you know,
the fire of a thousand sons and now you've got
this confused individual there. It's just I don't know what
it makes mom or dad happy, Like I don't know
the motivation. I have to speculate, but give me, give

(01:13:03):
me a break. Defour appeared to have a fall from
grace after graduating from Summit County or Country Day School
in twenty eighteen, where he was hailed as a candidate
for the US Presidential scholars Program. He himself went the
University of Cincinnati for two years, then dropped out, and
then was back and forth with community, just stewing in
his parents' basement. It sounds like decided I was allegedly

(01:13:27):
going to go do this or she or whatever. Alright
eight fifteen, hang on thinking about something that Ross was
telling me, because he was having a discussion with somebody
about who you eat first in an emergency situation. This
was predicated All Stranger Things, which I have not watched,

(01:13:48):
which I understand Ross did watch. I did see a
lot of people reacting to it, though, so but I
don't know what's accurate. Did they really defeat the monster
with the power of somebody coming out as gay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
We watched the entire thing okay, and which was a
struggle for me. I had a hard time getting past
the first ten minutes. Yeah, and not because of the
scene you've been seeing going around, which is I believe
like the second to last episode where like you know,
the coming out episode, the Big COM's. My big issue was,
so two of the main characters now work at this
fifty thousand WAT radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Of course, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
They're just starting in their day. The show starts, I'm like,
how do you have morning drive where last season you've
never been in radio before, and they have two people there.
It's this giant radio station with the tower out in
the back and the power is on, but there's nobody
else in the radio station and there's nobody else doing
a shift. And how did you get this radio station?
How did you get this job? And first off, her

(01:14:44):
breaks and a music station are forever. She's stuck for
like twenty minutes or something like you're playing like the
microphones don't work, Like it's one of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Where it's a pet peeve. Yeah radio yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Yeah, where I'm watching it, like, none of it technically
looks right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
If we look at some you at a radio scene
and we don't see the light of the pot on
and the microphone you're talking about, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Even the microphone, Like the microphone was completely wrong, Like
it's not even a microphone you would use on like
a remote broadcast in the eighties like all, so it
wasn't technically accurate. So it was bugging me. But my
big thing was, you're talking too long. I don't And
and if this is the eighties, right, so radio it's
still competitive, but it was very competitive in the eighties.
And then you have you needed a license to be
on the air. Then did she get a license? Does

(01:15:26):
she have a license?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Oh, that's a very good point, the old yellow cards. Yeah,
and then ninety six.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
And especially if Hawkins is surrounded by like you know,
the Army and Feds and stuff, there's no way they
would take that broadcast down. It makes absolutely no sense.
So I was getting like stuck on like little details
that I shouldn't have been stuck on, but because of
my profession, it was bugging me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Right, So is the narrative accurate though that they went
full they like leaned into the LGBT thing or is
that just the internet being the internet kind of sort of?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, Like I was fine with it up until like
that scene because it really didn't have to be there.
And then the last episode, the final confrontation with Vecna,
the bad guy like the mag bad in the series,
it's complete garbage, like the I have a feeling they
did not know how to end this series. That's what
it felt like. And then after they beat Vecna, there's

(01:16:12):
like an hour of like recap of where these characters
are now that nobody cares about college now yeah, and it's, oh,
it's bad. And then you go back and watch the
first season, which I did yesterday, and it's night and
day like it looks so much better, like the film quality,
the color grading, the film, the perspective, all of it.

(01:16:33):
It just looks so much better. And it's strange because
back then they didn't have the budget that they have
now where it's sort of turned into like a Marvel
sort of thing where they superpower.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Can you remember if I was talking to you or
Steven about this that I think the two things this
show had really working against it. It's it's it's hard
in an environment where you have such significant gaps between
seasons when your cast is kids.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Yeah, So COVID really screwed the show over. Yeah, it
really did, because these kids are supposed to they're not
even seniors now, I believe, because there's like a time
jump at the end where they show after they beat
the big bad guy, So they're not even seniors. They're
supposed to be like juniors or maybe like late sophomores,
but they all look like they should be like graduating
college because that's how old they are.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
How many say, by the bell seasons, did we get
before the college years?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
A ton a ton? But I mean COVID screwed the
show over because they all look super old. But it's
not even a matter of that. Like you go back
and watch the first season. The vibe, the writing, the
way it looks visually, it's such a different show, and
it's a better show. The first season was like lightning
in a bottle. It was so great.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
I just I don't think I could bring my because
I'd have to watch two and a half seasons to
do everything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Yeah, so I believe it. I would say, if you
haven't seen it, leave it in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Okay, all right, is there a possibility to watch like
two seasons and dip out?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
But the big question is how are they affording the
power bill on the radio station, because it turns out
the reason that they had this radio station to communicate
with the upside Down was because the one guy, the
one guy who did a show at this giant fifty
thousand watt radio station, this flame thrower, the bolted left

(01:18:16):
during the earthquake whatever last season. So they were like,
oh my god, that we have a radio station here,
We're just gonna use it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Nobody was using it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Nobody. They were the only ones there. They were maintaining it,
they were doing they were doing the engineering on the
radio station on the tower.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Right. Do you think they have when they do their
podcast they also have to edit the music out?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Probably not. They're probably somebody for that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Probably got licensing in the upside Down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Yeah, but I'm like, who's paying the power bill? And
I keep going off watching the show, and Mark's like,
will you shut up about the radio station, Like none
of this makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
It doesn't work. That's funny. And then you guys got
any discussion about eating people who should be eating First.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I'm going to tell you something that's gonna bug you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Because you think I'm kidding about like how like what
a focal point? This radio station in the show is
oh gee, So in order to track the upside down,
they use the Marty antenna on the station van stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
What how would that even work?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
You have the upside down and they use the Marty
the intent of the inside unity there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Was the old school way we used to do remote.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
They spin it around and they created some sort of
like box that can track the radar detection from underneath
them and the it's so dumb and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Sitting Marty's I've handled, never knowing I could use it
to communicate with some sort of interdimensional being.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
And now they didn't destroy one of them driving through
a fast food drive through no one or a water do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
They go get the car wash? No? Oh geez. They
had zero people who had any radio experience, consulting.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Completely, no idea what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
They should have called us. These guys are local, right
come But.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
They also had T shirts, so they're ahead of us.
What did swag come on?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
It was the board newer or older than yours.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Probably newer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Rounding is Tim Walls story and I would be remiss
not to share it with you. So as you know
yesterday because we played the audio of him blaming everybody
and talking about how he was going to find the
real fraudsters. So yesterday Minnesota Governor Tim Walls dropped out
of the race great third term as Minnesota governor. Clearly

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I think everybody knows the reason why. But yesterday also
marked a rather interesting numerical coincidence. Ross. Do you remember
when Tim Walls was on stage joking about Tesla's stock
dipping and just how horrible this is. When they were
burning stuff and he was dancing around up there basically

(01:20:51):
trying to crash the largest value in America.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
He was saying one of the company go bankrupt and
like failure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah, So at the time he was dancing on their grave,
Tessel's stock was two hundred and twenty five dollars. So yesterday,
what do you think the stock closed at on the
very same day that Tim Walls? What percentage up is
the stock? I guess it's the question. So at two
twenty five at the time, one year less than one

(01:21:17):
year later, what is the stock worth? Percentage higher.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Higher? Ball?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Oh, no, you're gonna have to go higher than that.
Actually percent higher Bell, That would be a pretty good
rate of return. It's higher than that fifty bup. Oh no, no, no,
think like a Pelosi. Go higher than that, you got it? Yes,
that's right yesterday on the very same day that tib Walls.

(01:21:43):
My year to Tim Walls. That's right, Ross is oh
or one and oh on the Cliffhanger game this year,
I'm a winner. Yeah, it is exactly what yesterday's close
was exactly well actually a little more than exactly four
fifty two fifty two. So yeah, he got around there
for a moment. But yeah, one hundred percent up like

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it was. In retrospect, it almost feels like it would
be better to have Tim Walls as your enemy just
so you can thrive so efficiently in the connext year,
because he's so bad at it. So I congratulations for
the one stock increase from March eighteenth of last year
to here January sixth. So he got that covered, all right,

(01:22:31):
told you it was a fun factoit I just had
to share with you. Uh, this is the worst criminal
moniker ever, but I kind of understand the what she
was going for. Please say that they have captured and
uh and now reached even a plea deal with the

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notorious Beer Cave pooper. So that was that's her name.
Her name is Crystal Gow. All right, so what what
is a notorious beer cave pooper? So what she would
do is she'd go to like a convenient you know,
think of like sheets with the beer cave. Oh and

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what you you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
All right, so you told me the story yesterday or
you didn't realize what it was. I wasn't aware it
was a female somehow makes it worse?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Why does that make it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I don't know, like I can kind of imagine a
dude doing that because dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Well, women have one hundred percent more practice squatting.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Yeah a good point, Yeah, at good point.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Yeah, they're going to be more skilled at that. Also,
you want to make sure that you're not too tuned
up on the beer because then I could be a
disaster trying to hold the balance. All right, So what
but what do you think that? What do you think
the thinking was? Because at first you gonna be like,
I'm meth right or what? You know? Why did she
do it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
I would believe it's so weird because I mean they
have bathrooms there. Yeah, maybe the bathrooms were out of
order or something. Maybe she figured it wouldn't smell as
bad because it's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
No, no, no, no. So if you poop in the
beer cave, they'll have to throw all the beer away
and then you can retrieve it from the dumpster.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Okay, which it's not how it works, clearly, but we're
so we're talking like an alcoholic level of like grand
Master here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Yeah, you're like, I'm gonna get I need free beer.
I don't want to pay for it, So I'm gonna
start this this whole series of events which will eventually
have them throw it filling up the dumpster out back.
I'll wait till they're done.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Listen, if you're pooping in the beer cave, you got
a problem? Okay, really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
You're here to grade the level of alcoholism been addiction.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I can do that because I'm an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Did you ever poop in a beer cave? That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
You got problems? Yeah, it's like the hunter Biden going
through the rug looking for you know, flakes of whatever
he said. You know, it's like you're pooping in the
beer cave. Man, you take you you need a meeting.
You need to find Jesus is what you need.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
See here, all right, So I'm just I'm looking at
the surveillance. So basically, she comes in, she fills a
cart up. I guess they have little carts in this thing?
What is the name of this place? Telling it's just
some convenient Royal Farms convenience store, goes into the beer cave.
Now did she go on the offending things? She she did?

(01:25:21):
Oh so she didn't. Just yea.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
So she's picking out, like, you know, like her poison,
like which one do you want? I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna go don't know this. Yeah, I'm gonna go with
Heineken tonight, and you're like it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Now, I bet it would keep people from coming over
and stealing beer at your house. You know, you got
the buddies just come in like Kramer, just like, hey,
what's the your fridge? Let them drink in, and then
show them the surveillance footage that stops that day. And
again I'm theorizing here. They're kind of theorizing. There's not

(01:25:56):
that she hasn't confirmed that, but like, why else would
you do that, sir of things? And then come back
the next day behind the convenience store, which is that's
how they caught her, because they had her video doing
the pooping and then she came back the next day
and they're like, isn't that the same woman who went
in the thing? And then they put it all together.
So also, you gonna have follow through, like cause you're
not gonna instantly get your beer. Like they have to

(01:26:19):
assess the situation. They got to call the new guy
in so he can clean it up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Like it's an exercise in patience, you know what I mean. Yeah, man,
I'm disciplined. I can wait twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Yeah. Yeah, you're like a sniper out there. Wait to
the back exactly, make sure the winds going the right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Way, like you're on a steakout or something.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
And would that work for other things like if I
want to go over it where they oh look at it.
Oh man, look at these beautiful boating ribbis over at Costco.
Just kind of pull it back behind where the toilet
paper is there. Put it back. You're like, yes, I'm
gonna have those later. I mean they're in the plastic wrap,
so it should be fine. Now. Anyway, you're forty seven,

(01:27:02):
wham and you're pooping in a beer cave. I think
Ross is right. You probably got some issues you need
to work on. H Just my recommendation. All right, you're
ready for this. This is this dude, this story in California,
all right, so imagine this. This guy hears noise in
the basement of his house, all right, and he is

(01:27:24):
trying to like what's going on here, and he goes
out outside of his house because it sounds like it's
not one of the outside windows to the basement, and
he literally goes out. He sees that the windows busted
in and he can hear some there. So he calls
the police, as you do. Police show up and they
determine it is not a burglar in his basement. Rather,

(01:27:45):
it is a five hundred pound California black bear that
decided that that little hole which he was able to
squeeze himself in and that little area that's his den.
So this guy now has a five hundred pound bear
living under his head, which by the way, has door
access inside the house, which he's now had to barricade.
So he contacts the State of California because the police

(01:28:08):
are there. They show up. They do put a bear
capture cage outside of the house, which captures a bear.
It's not the same bear, it was another bear, And
he's like, hey, you guys caught the wrong bear. The
bear is still in my basement, so they come over
and they recommend he use air horns to try to
scare the bear out, and then as the bear runs

(01:28:30):
into the woods, go ahead and do that. They even
allowed him to put bait out the next day where
they had tried to do it it was not successful.
Somebody from the California Wildlife shows up and demands that
they're not allowed to harass the bear anymore because he
is attempting to hibernate, and so they tell him he's
not allowed to use the air horns, bait or a
cage and he needs to leave the bear alone there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
So this guy had a squatter bear.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
This guy has a five one hundred pounds murder machine
living in the basement of his house. And by the way,
he was still staying in the house. He's decided not
to anymore because the bear gets a little a little
uppity at nights. Apparently, Yeah, according to an interview you
give KTLA, the state will no longer step in to
help them deal with the animal and has forbid him

(01:29:21):
from harassing the animal in an attempt to move it.
That's the bear's house now, man. In what other state
would it like, this wouldn't come on some of you
listening out that country. There's no way a bear's taking
over your basement. And you're sure as hell not telling
you now is the government keeping tabs on the bear?
Like what if he were to go to you know,

(01:29:43):
take you know, and do something about the bearly he
would get in trouble, He's get charged.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So they're keeping track of it. They're making sure it's
in there and it's hibernating.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
And yeah, in California, their state, their whole state animal
is their bear because they have a specialty breed out
there and it's on their flag, like you do not
mess with bears out in California. So if this guy
does something, he's probably a level of felony can hit.
He's just gonna deal with a five hundred pound bear
living in his basement in the city of California, refusing
to do anything raced agic. Let's say a five hundred

(01:30:12):
pound bear was squatting in your basement and the state's like, no,
you can't, you can't harass the wildlife. What do you do?
Because that's what some of the poor bastards going through
in California, shoot shovel and shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I guess I mean one of the consequences that jail.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Don't know the bear ran away.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Yeah, I don't know, man.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
So probably yeah, scared out of there somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Right, Well, he's not allowed to he's trying to use
air horns. They can't harass while he's trying to well, yeah,
state keeps going into telling him no, maybe not of
it live in California. Yeah, that's the correct answers. Probably.
Let's say you got a lot of correct answers, say,
because people are going to enjoy your forecast. They will.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
There's those that like the cold, at least for the
winter time. Not seen any until maybe later in the weekend,
early next week, and even then that brings us back
closer to normal, which is a round fifty degrees give
or take. Today we're at our above sixty in most spots.
We'll get some sunshine. Eventually this fog and cloud will
go away. We're starting to get some breaks of sun now.
I think partly sunny should do it. Tonight, mild into

(01:31:18):
mid upper forties. Tomorrow plenty of sunshine mid upper sixties,
maybe seventy for the triangle, and then Thursday, partial sun,
mid upper sixties once again, and then it gets even warmer.
The warmest day of the week we actually end up
being Friday, with a chance of rain in the afternoon,
upper sixties, maybe some low seventies, and then that rainal
taper off as we go through midday Saturday, temperatures will

(01:31:39):
still be in the sixties before the cold front comes through,
and we're closer to fifty for Sunday and Monday. So
best days coming up probably Wednesday Thursday. Today's not gonna
be terrible, but the FOG's kind of baking a little
ugly out there, and the worst is gonna be Friday
afternoon into Friday night and early Saturday, and then it
starts improving. We should be back to cooler weather and
then maybe colder toward the middle of the months, or

(01:31:59):
watch maybe some Arctic care trying to creep south once again.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Okay, all right, thank you, sir, appreciate it, and we're
going to come back with Bloomberg News. Erica Hrskovitz joins us. Next.
Hang on, Erka Herskovitz, Erica, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Hey, Casey, the world's most valuable company is on shaky
stock market? Footing as the year gets underway. Shares of
Nvidia are down more than nine percent since hitting a
record in late October. Investors have been concerned about the
chip giant's grip on the artificial intelligence market as it
faces more competition from rivals, but it's important to keep
in mind and Vidia has soared nearly twelve hundred percent

(01:32:34):
over the past three years. Oil stocks jumped yesterday after
President Trump pledged to revive the Venezuelan energy sector. Shares
of Chevron, which is the only American oil major currently
operating in the nation, surged more than five percent. Kinoko, Phillips,
and Exon also rose, and the largest oil service companies,
including Halliburton, also saw big gains in trading. McDonald is

(01:32:55):
being sued for false advertisement. The fast food giant is
being accused of offering the make Rib sandwich even though
the meal doesn't have pork rib meat. The suit also
says the McRib is one of the most expensive options
on the restaurant's menu, despite the meat used being from
a lower quality cut. McDonald's officials released a statement saying
the claims are inaccurate and that the sandwich is made

(01:33:17):
with one hundred percent pork drivers are taking on record
sized car loans with sticker prices soaring. According to Edmunds,
more than one in five new car buyers signed up
for loans with payments of more than one thousand dollars
a month in the fourth quarter. That's an all time high.
Kelly Bluebook reports the average price on a new car
in the US is about fifty thousand dollars. Cox Automotive

(01:33:38):
says affordability will weigh on the car industry this year,
and finally, Casey, although there already have been several tech
products unveiled, the Big Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas
officially begins today. Last year, the show attracted more than
thirty five hundred exhibitors and one hundred forty thousand attendees
from one hundred and fifty countries. This week's spectacle is

(01:33:59):
expected to ft feature similar numbers, with artificial intelligence heavily
featured in presentations, demonstrations, and sales pitches throughout the event space.
On Wall Street, market futures pointing to a mixed open down,
futures down forty three points. Now is that futures up
forty three s and p futures flat?

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Why do we do this every year, where somebody comes
out and files one of these stupid lawsuits, going, I
can't believe the mcribs not good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Well, the problem is people win them sometimes, like when
you get it's just so billed hot coffee and then
you see because the hot coffee was high.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Yeah, she actually like that. If you look at that,
there's some legitimacy there because the packaging failed. The cup
melted because they had the copy. Like I didn't understand
that at first. This guy's just going, oh, mcribs not
an actual rack of ribs, No kidding, says anyone who
has ever had it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
All right, Eric Kilely of people, thank you, Yeah, have
a good one there.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
All right, let me let's grab a quick call here.
Very important stuff, yes, Jake, what's up? Yeah, very important stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Indeed, the beer proper?

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Uh what did she wipe with?

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Usually with the situation like that, you wipe with your
once run your surroundings, you know, the lead the free
but uh, that would have to be a bridget there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Well, yeah, that's the other thing too. Nobody wants to
go to the bathroom in a nice cold bathroom. Let
mean just missing, I mean, did she bring her three
seashells in with her. I don't know. She might have
used Milwaukee's Best. I don't know. It sounds like, by
the way, it sounds like the beer vanalyzed. Thanks for
the call, was Miller Lite? What are we doing? This is?

(01:35:30):
It just goes back to like the with Ferguson right
where they were looting Ferguson and one shot they had
the store and I kid you not, it was just
called liquor and meat, keep it simple. And they had
all these people running around and they were running out
and this one guy, he's got the tube of hamburger,
you know, the poor tube of hamburger, and like two

(01:35:51):
bottles of Puckers. It's like, bro, it's free. What do you?
What do you? What do you doing stealing that crap?
And this lady, by the way, it was five o'clock
once you went into the beer cooler, which probably the
busiest time for the beer cave. How nobody saw this
as amazing? But why are you? Why are you steal
in Miller Light with your with your poorly concocted plan

(01:36:13):
which didn't work. And by the way, so if I
go to Diamonds Direct and poop on some diamonds today.
Is that going to work out for me? I don't know, man,
uh casey. Do you guys never have a bear come
into your house? Well, we did once back in auh
ought to I think, uh put a bear brake into
the house, went out in the basement, a little movie

(01:36:34):
room down there, and we gave it two options. We said,
you can be a voluntary rug or an involuntary rug.
And that's when the bear, his name's Bill, he knew
what was up. And to this day he lays there,
keeps his mouth shut when my family's there. What do
you want? How we handle things