April 18, 2023 • 41 mins
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So there is an incident with agirl missing school and her mom wrote her
an excuse note so she could gosee Taylor Swift, which is so good
because look, we need to goto school, we need to go to
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work, but we also need tolive life and grab opportunities when they're there.
So if her mother writes the notesays she can't go to school,
she's going to Taylor Swift making upan excuse note. All right, you
just don't want to get busted,like be on the JumboTron at the Dodger
game or whatever. Yeah, butwe want to hear your excuses, like
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what's the best one you've ever givento get out of something? And were
you busted? I don't know allthe details of this girl. Was she
reprimanded by the school, right?No? I think I think really she's
being commended because her mom was soopen about it. She basically appealed to
the teacher. Listen, I knowyou love Taylor Swift. Everyone does.
Please understand my daughter's not coming toschool. Just laid it bare, which
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is, you know, instead ofgoing like the extra mile to create a
story. It's just like, listen, this is life and now we can
chat gpt our excuses, so letus know, all right, and coming
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film The Boogeyman made audience screams soloud it had to be edited. It
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the world. This is crazy.We have a crush on him. He's
wearing a green suit when he's singingthis song. And we'll tell you who
he is the top of the charts, What song? What artist next?
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your family today. That is justahead and happy Tuesday two out here
from coast. You want to getout of something, but how you have
obligations. Maybe you have to goto worker school, but something better came
up. And so we are lovingyour excuses this morning at eight hundred and
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nine to nine KOST. Some ofthem are super dramatic and you go to
great lengths to get out of whatyou don't want to do. You got
to be careful because it's a slipperyslope, so keep your excuses coming.
There's a mother who is straightforward witha teacher saying, my daughter wants to
go to Taylor's whift. I knowyou're a fan. We're going. She
won't be at school. Yep,she closed two. And I love this
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because Taylor's had Taylor had that albumreputation, She said, I hope this
doesn't ruin my daughter's reputation. Ihave a friend who took a picture and
just stores it in his phone ofhimself in a doctor's lobby leaning over with
like you know, early morning clockbehind him, and he uses that when
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he needs to get us something.Yeah, but then goes to Disneyland or
you know whatever. I've had afriend that googled high fever thermometer. Oh
okay, and use that picture.Look at my look at look at this.
One hundred and three point five moreof your excuses coming up the LK
Morning Show. Coast one h threepoint five. I'm Nick paulo' keeney,
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Coast one three point five. Honestyis always the best policy if you need
to get out of something, butsometimes you know it's an excuse that you
need to come up with. Sothank you for your excuses. Shane,
good morning, How you doing goodgood? I was calling for the four
packs but got sucked into the conversationas that excuses. Yeah, what is
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it? What has been your bestexcuse? Because there are some elaborate ones
I told, I told her,I didn't. I was trying to think
of one. I couldn't think of, you know, anything anything fun.
But I said it. In highschool, I was working at a restaurant
and I called and stick, butthen was dumb enough to go in and
get my paycheck the same day.Shane, you can't do that, I
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know, as I wanted to goto whatever event I was going to need
the money. Restaurant was it thatyou worked at? I worked at Red
Lobster? Okay, Well, myhusband worked at Black Angus and he and
his buddy wanted to go to something, so they wanted to leave work early,
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which they did. Instead of washingthe dishes, they put them all
out in back. And these areexpensive dishes, like big compewter plates and
the wood trays they sit on.And the next day their boss arrived first
and everything had been stolen. Ohno, yeah, my husband got fired.
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Yes, doesn't surprise me. Wow, goodness? All right, Well,
thanks for talking you two, Shane. Yeah, you got to be
prepared for the consequences if you're gonnago deep in. But your excuses keep
them coming. Also, feel goodand tough stories. Just ahead, keep
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up to eighty by Thursday. Rightnow, I'm thinking about all these excuses,
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and good old Ordas used to alwayssay, I don't want excuses,
I want results. That's a saying. And we're the only came morning show.
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that is coming up on about twentywith your Ellen k Q and A.
Let's get right to these excuses.So there's a mother in Texas in Houston
who wrote an email to her daughter'steacher. Says, dear reader, Miss
Parks, I'm writing to let youknow that Maddie won't be in school on
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four twenty four because she's going tothe Taylor Swift concert in Houston. I
hope missing school doesn't ruin her otherwisestellar reputation. But she begged me to
go, and maybe I should havesaid no, but I didn't want to
be mean. So it goes anyway. I hope that doesn't leave any bad
blood between you and Maddie and thatthanks for the rest of the year,
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not so treacherous. I promise thiswill be the last time she has an
unexcused absence before where the Cruel Summerstarts. So it's just all puns,
Taylor Swift, you know titles andMaddie will not be yet school. You
gotta give mom points for not onlycreativity with the puns, but the honesty.
Love it. Yeah, be straightforward. You're just not going to be
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there. She has a great reputation, so let her go. Dye Sherman
Oaks, Good morning. What yougot? I have an excuse for you?
What is it? Years ago?Years ago, I was stopped for
speeding and I told the officer thatI wanted to get to the gas station
before I run out of gas,and he looked at me like, h
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is she serious? Fortunately I hada lesson. I was getting on empty
almost so here look at said it. Thank you, said okay, go
oh that is so nice. Whata nice officer. You could use that
every time you get pulled a verillingbecause you're always on empty. That's true,
you know what. I'm either onyellow or in the red. Yeah.
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Oh boy, Well, I justwanted to share that with you and
tell you how much we appreciate you. You make our day better every day,
all three of you. Oh,we appreciate you too. Love to
you and your fam. Okay,thank you, Edie. Let's go to
Sherry. Hey, Sherry, what'syour excuse? Well? I had worked.
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I worked at a local hospital,and I had worked all night.
And then I got home and theycalled me back in and I told him
I couldn't come in because, ohmy god, my gardner just had a
heart attack and I can't leave.Was wait, do you made it all
up? Yeah? I did.I mean, I'm not sure I like
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the direction. This is going tobe implications. Yeah, I would be
afraid to do that. I startedwith an honest mother. Now we go
to a lying, dangerous My excusethis morning was kind of ridiculous, but
I had extreme mom guilt on myway out this morning. I was grabbing
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my keys. I'm always really quiet. I woke up the baby. I
heard him say, Mama. I'mlike, oh my gosh, I have
to grab him. I'm you know, loving on him and kissing him and
he wants to play. And thatwas so hard for me to leave.
So I texted you guys this videoof him because he was just like ready
to go. I'm like, sorry, guys, I'm gonna be late.
I left forty minutes later than Iwas supposed to. And that's okay,
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and those moments you will miss.I remember the first time leaving home and
Calvin didn't cry and I, oh, man, I keep your excuses coming
at eight hundred nine to nine KOsto you, okay, Dar'm I'm checking
on him on the cameras, allright. So coming up, we're gonna
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go Inside Entertainment. Eleven words toend a famous marriage. Wait till you
hear this. This guy's a monster. I'll tell you who he is and
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There's a new wave of newcomers lookingto earn their sky high share of the
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Deadliest Catch. Also, it's RupertMurdoch's eleven word message that ended his marriage
to Jerry Hall. How brutal.And here are the eleven words and count
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for me, Ryan, because I'mpretty sure it's eleven. Jerry sadly,
I've decided to call an end toour marriage. Yeah, okay, eleven,
that was it. She was blindsided. Huh, that's done, he
said, you'll be hearing from mylawyer. Listen to another sentence. This
this goes perfectly with our with whatwe're talking about today. There's no excuse.
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He just said it straight out.Jerry Sadly, I've decided to call
it into our marriage. That's ithis fourth wife and that's how it ended.
On We Love You, Adam Lambert, that's my Jama's back the TV
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Oh, the world's oldest practicing doctorhas his tips for living a long,
healthy life. His name is doctorHoward Tucker. He's one hundred years old.
He's got a beautiful smell. Thinkof kind of a mix between Orville
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Anyway. Doctor Tucker is a hundredand he's been working in medicine for
seventy five years, so he knowsa thing or two. Sure, he
says never retire. But his threetips to live a long and healthy life
our moderation of nutritions, so don'teat crap all the time, alcohol,
drink a little. He has amartini every day. Isn't it funny how
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every says drink yes, and happiness, So happiness is key. So we
hope you're happy today, and welove your excuses. Keeping covin. There's
a mother in Texas who got ourteenager out of school to go to the
Tailor Swift concert just by being honestand using some Tailor Swift lyrics. So
keep those coming. And it's yourellen k Q and A. There is
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a mystery show. It's a ministryartist. Details are coming this morning as
soon as we can. The artisthas said not yet, but you can
give me away and this show andthen at nine will tell you who it
is, I'll I can say isyou're gonna love it. Mystery Artists.
Details to come, but we wantto send you there be the first caller
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with the right answer to this question. Women at four times as many of
these as men. What do youthink it is? Women? Four times
as many of these as men?It's eight hundred nine two nine kost get
into our mystery artist. Your guessis next the ellen k Morning Show on
Coast one h three point five.It's the ellen K Q and A on
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Coast one h three point five.Hi, good morning Erica, Good morning
Ellen. How's it going? It'sgoing great? How are you today?
Really good? Sun is shining hereat Burbank. We had a little bit
of drizzle on our way in andit's gonna be eighty tomorrow. Oh thank
good. Lift yeah so much so. And what are you doing today?
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I Am going to help my sisterin law get some things. Kick it
out of the Best Show to theJump. Oh where is the dump?
Um? I don't know the truth. Yeah, somewhere in this city.
Well, have a productive day.And what do you think it is?
Women have four times as many ofthese as men? I think they have
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more friends that's a great guess.That's a really good guess. That is
not the right answer, though,Oh I will try again. Thank you.
Hi Dan, Hey, what's up? Hey? You know we're here,
we're playing the hits, We're talkingto you. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm like Cata Clause. I'm alwayslistening. Oh that's so nice, Dan,
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Dan on the four oh five?Is it moving? Yeah, I'm
going sixty two, but I'm comingup to red. Oh okay, all
right, Well, women have fourtimes as many of these as men.
What is it, Dan? Skincareproducts? Skin care products? Have you
met Ryan Mann? I saw apictures, yeah, of Ryan sink when
he had the max number, andit was like fifteen bottles all around the
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sink. It's a lot. It'sa lot. And I don't hide from
it either, Like I'm I haveno shame in it. Yeah, that's
fine. Yeah, Dan. Doyou put any skincare on your body or
face? No? Not really,I don't. I I skinned hard and
dry, Alligator Dan, It's agreat guest. It is not the right
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answer, Alligator Dan. All right, guys, thank you. Oh boy,
he needs some exfoliation, I thinkso. Hey David and Madison.
Hello, Hi Ellen, Hi,Hi Madison, Hi Madison. It doesn't
sound like you're very excited to getto school today. Do you have a
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test um? No? Not today? Okay, well what's your guests?
Women have four times as many ofthese as men. We're gonna go with
pet peeves. When I think aboutmy wife, We've got a lot of
pet peeves, pet peeves, littleannoyances, pet peeves. You are right,
yes to go, guys, it'spet peeves. I guess we get
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annoyed easier than men. Women havefour times as many pet peeves as men.
You guys are winners. You're goingto our mystery show. It's our
mystery artist. We are going toannounce who it is at nine this morning.
That's awesome. We'll be listening that. Thanks so much for playing,
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Thank you, And who could itbe? Now? We will let you
know this morning at nine. Butyeah, women have four times as many
of these as men as pet peeves, like sticky countertops, papers all over
the floor, wet clothing not whereit should be, and then I don't
know even a crooked dubet when youmake the bed like sheets kicking out.
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I like them tucked. All right. He's he's also very personal. No,
it's not picky. You know whatit is for me really really gets
me is when blinds are crooked,like if I if I even am walking
up to the house and the blindsare even Oh I can't. How about
when those cabinet doors are left open? Yeah? Why geezh. I mean,
I think I've got a really longand more of your ridiculous excuses to
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get out of stuff coming up theweekend, starting when lily A Rose Jeff
Johnny Depp's daughter and the idol,finally has all and her excuse was he
couldn't come in that day because shewas in jail. Okay, I mean
those bars would stuff. Yeah,I want to thank you for all your
thank yous. Yesterday I was talkingabout, you know, going to the
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vault of photos that you might havein your family and boxes and go through
those and distribute them. These arememories, these are life moments. So
I visited my dad over the weekend, did that and wrote a text to
my siblings about how I was struckby how all through the years, all
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these memories, how we're so luckyto have each other in life and to
have love and to have friends andfamily, so my dad wrote a letter
back. I'm not going to readit right now. I'm going to read
it coming up because I need tocompose myself because this is cry one or
three poy. You thought no,but actually it's it's a really I just
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think it's something that if you havethe opportunity, maybe you've lost someone special,
or maybe you just know that there'sa vault of stuff and memories just
sitting somewhere and go through them andhand them out and distribute them, make
a book something. It's a reallyfun thing to do. It's emotional,
yeah, but it's it's great.So Daddy Dale, thank you for the
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letter. I will share part ofthat later. But we're loving your excuses.
So there is a mother who wantedher daughter to go to Taylorswift in
Houston on Monday. So she washonest with the teacher and wrote a really
nice excuse letter saying we're going tothe Tailor Swift concert. She used all
kinds of Tailor Swift titles, andshe said, I promise this will be
the last time she has an unexcusedabsence before the cruel summer starts. So
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that's good to be honest, butall of your excuses and the things that
you have said, we're loving them. Should we go to Kathy? Yea,
my Kathy, what's your excuse?So I moved to Wisconsin for a
few months a few years ago,and my daughter was in old school and
we went down this stack road thatwas thirty five miles an hour, and
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I was going like fifty. Igot pulled over because I was arguing with
my daughter because she had stinky armpits. And the cob said, are you
kidding me right now? And Isaid no, We were seriously arguing about
it. And he says, younglady, go home and take a shower.
You slow down. She hates that. I tell everybody this story.
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Imagine being an officer of the law, the excuse as you must hear.
We want to hear from officers ofthe law because we're hearing from a lot
of people have used a lot ofstuff on him and we feel bad.
That's awesome, it was great.All right, Well, you guys have
a wonderful day. I love listeningto you. I love that you're there,
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Kathy. Thank you so much.Yea, And I really do think
if you're an officer of the law, you hear it all. And we
haven't heard from a police officer orCHP officer yet this morning, but we
want to know what those excuses are. I'm sure that was a first in
his career telling that was the issue. Take a shower, h and coming
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up next, we've got your Cashon Coast And also we're going inside Entertainment.
The Hollywood Writers strike may happen.We'll tell you how fast your favorite
episodes are going to run out.It's pretty fast. And also I've been
talking about the show Obsession on Netflix. It's really really good. If you
like erotic thrillers with a lot oftwists, it's really riveting, I should
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say. But there's one scene inthere about a man and a pillow and
it's gone viral. Don't know ifI can describe much more. Not well,
I'll tell you why it's gone viralkind of Next The ellen K Morning
Show cost one h three point five, host one h three point five Inside
Entertainment with Ellen K. Hollywood Writersjust took a giant step toward a strike,
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their first in fifteen years, withnearly all guild members voting to authorize
the walk off. The existing contractexpires May first, which means a strike
would begin. Then if a newdeal is not reached, and that is
just around the corner, scripted latenight shows will cease production and most other
shows run out of fresh episodes withina month. So if you work on
a local production, if you're awriter, what are you feeling hearing?
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Call us eight hundred nine to ninekost. One of my new favorite shows
is a hit show on Netflix.It's called Obsession. Someone very creative wrote
this. Yeah. The lead character, William played by Richard Armitage, gets
into an affair with his son's fianceand at one point in the miniseries,
he ransacks a hotel room that shehad just stayed in with his son,
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desperately looking for any lingering signs ofher left behind since towels anything. And
there's a scene that has gone viral. So the dad, he's a surgeon.
It's a scene with just him anda pillow, and now it's freaking
people out who are thinking twice abouttheir next hotel check in. So this
is gone. It's gone vile becausehe finds the pillow where she slept and
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it smells just like her. Yeah, he can't get enough of it.
So, Ellen, you're into this. Obviously, you can't get enough of
this. I know it's an erotic, I know it thriller, but is
it fun or is it just No, it's not fun at all. It's
suspenseful. It's it's suspenseful, it'sdark, and it's super twisty. Uh
huh yeah, Okay, So anyway, it's called Obsession and it's on Netflix.
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If I haven't already said that tentimes, all right, Josanbres.
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thank you so much for supporting us. Sell to everybody just a you know,
I could hear I could listen toBrian christon Talk all day. And
if you haven't seen him in yourhonor yet, do yourself a favor.
It is really, really, reallyso good. You know, Brian Cranston,
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he's always listening goes one three pointfive. Hey, it's goes one
of three point five. It's fiveminutes after the big hour five o'clock coas
to YouTube a weekend. You're gonnalove brands Man so cool that you guys
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got to hang with him at theliquor store. Okay, here it is
green to get your green. Itis one thousand dollars. It's just waiting
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three five. Dot com entered thekeyword cut. Ohou. Taylor Swift and
Joe Alwin were Oh, they werebuying an eight and a half million dollars,
seven bedroom mansion before they're split.It has a wine cellar, staff
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quarters in a huge garden, andthat is not happening. They were even
renovating it. And there are likethese plans at the British Register that still
have like what they work and doingjust sitting there anyway. So that's not
happening anymore. And it was aroundthis time yesterday we're talking about the United
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States Library of Congress entering some newsongs, some Madonna like a Virgin,
all hailed the Queen by Queen Latifa, the Super Mario theme that's cool flash
dance Margaritaville and Kevin. So youneed something cleared up? I had a
question. I didn't recognize the songthat your son was singing as a toddler
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and the tub. Oh okay,Gasolina by Daddy Yankee. Do you know
that one? Do not know it? Oh? Okay? Well it was
It was just selected by the UnitedStates Library of Congress to be entered into
the National Recording Registry. So thatjust means it's a super cool special song
by Daddy Yankee that is now foreverenshrined. I just think this little toddler
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is already knowing things Library of Congressor wherever. I don't curious. Queena,
I love for you all. Havea wonderful play. Thanks so much
by you. All Right, getthat song Gasolina Daddy Yankees now a national
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treasure. All aren't coming up moreof your excuses, And then about half
an hour we're going to tell youwho the mystery artist is with a mystery
show. I believe we have clearence. Yes, we're on the runway now.
Unlike Southwest Airlines, we're going toalso update you on that all flights
have been halted all across the nation, so keep it here for more see
Ellen k Morning Show on Coast oneh three point five. Let's talk and
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feel good coming up, we'll doit next. It is the tale of
a man who lost the love ofhis life sixty four years in the making.
She passes away from cancer and leavesbehind boxes and boxes of photos and
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memories and that's my MoMA, Eileen. So we have distributed those to the
family. And now a letter frommy daddy Dale. You know, it
could have been Neil Nelson. Itcould have been daddy, Daddy Neil really
well, yeah, because Neil Nelsonwas her boyfriend when she met my dad
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her sophomore year in high school.And Neil used to walk her home through
the corn field. Yeah, andhe wanted her to be his farmer's wife.
You know, there's a whole showabout that. Now, a farmer
does want a wife. Neil wanteda wife. Yeah, And that's what
most of the people in Lake Mills, Iowa would, you know, stay
there and farm the land, thefamily land. And so Neil wanted my
mom Aileen to be the farmer's wife. If I'm not mistaken, I'm just
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trying to jog my memory here didn'the call her Fiefie. Yeah, I'm
very serious. She earned a prettynice nickname. But the mac leet one.
So the nerd wins in this one. And I'm going to tell you
the nerd wrote a letter and Ijust want to read a little bit of
it about a love story. It'sa feel good next Llen k Morning Show
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on Coast one h three point five. So, after searching through thousands of
photos and memories, my dad wrotea letter because we sent them off to
all my siblings. I have five, so this was a lot of packages
of a lot of memories. Andmy dad was so grateful because these were
big storage containers, you know thosebig plastic ones with the lids that you
get a bed bath and beyond inother places as five feet tall like that
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five three. It was as manymemories as I am tall stuffed in these
boxes. So my dad wrote aletter and I urge you to go through
your memories and take a look ashard. He was grateful that I did
it for him because he said asingle picture from the past would bring me
to a complete halt. I wouldneed to walk away. And now that
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all of you have children, ourexperiencing the joy and pride that they and
their offspring give you. You shouldeasily understand my problem. So my dad
goes on. He says, Ihope you find many good memories in your
package. I can barely look atthem without tears. I am the most
fortunate man ever to have met yourmom. Having had her take me as
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her life partner and producing our incrediblefamily has fulfilled all of my dreams.
No man could ask for more.I love you all, Dad, Rod
Stewart, love my mama too.And here he is. All right,
we got the green light. Nowwe can say it all morning long.
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We even gave it away with yourEllen kay Q and A. It's a
mystery show with a mystery artist,and I'm proud to announce it. Alicia
Keys has come into the forum andhey in August, so thank you,
Alicia. I get some more AliciaKeys. We need more of her in
our world. So fantastic. Andmaybe you've got our alert on your smart
device. And we're the ALKI MorningShow. Milly, Hey, I'm right,
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I'm social Queen Darlene. And it'sexcuses so many called in this morning.
We're talking about a mother who've gotour daughter out of school just by
being honest. But that's not thecase most of the cause we've received this
morning. Let's go to Tim.So, Tim, you used an excuse,
but you also took your excuses stepfurther. Yes, when I worked
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at the DMP, used to gotanning a lot and there's these lotions at
tanning salons that create like mash redness, almost looks like a really bad sunburn.
I brought some of that to workand went in the bathroom and just
placed it on different parts of mybody, face and arms, and came
out and said I had a rash. That is so genius commitment. Well
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all right, well, we lovehearing your excuses, we love giving you
cash, and your Cash on Coastis coming up the LMK Morning Show Coast
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thank you dart Hey, thank youEllen. Kerry Steele is coming up
next years more Cash on Coast ofcourse, the best music on the best
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be peeling off stacks of cash aswell. We're gonna check in with CT
three from the Dodgers Chris Taylor Liveand also join us tough Stories. The
number of times we should be kissingour partner every day according to science.
How many times is it for you? Dar? Probably one? Yeah,
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one, I'm gonna say one ortwo. Right, we're a year in.
I think we're still in that,you know, six seven for a
day? Yeah, okay, allright? Yeah, so well so sciences.
That's a lot. Oh god,I swear, and you've got like
a mustache and a beard, sothat must give chafing. All right,
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well, here it is your quote, and we'll see in the morning you
have a great day. I'll belike an elephant. Remember what matters,
look out for your herd, anddon't be afraid to take up space.
Kiss on three, kiss on meone two three,
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It's coast one or three point five. We have a mystery for you.
I love mysteries, same most peopledo. I think. Yeahah, the
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We've never done this before ever.I think that's why it's even more
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later in the show at nine.Yeah, so that's gonna be fine.
A mystery artist at a mystery venue. I love those shows. Maybe we
even have to do like a specialknock on the door in a code to
get into this mystery artist. Butwe'll let you know all about that coming
up. I'm Allen, Kay morning, I'm Ryan Mano. Good morning.
I'm social Queen Darlene. We gotcash on coast ten minutes away. And
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uh, we also want to sayhappy birthday to the Mousketeers. It was
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and so many famous mousketeers following intheir footsteps. I love old timey theme
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show to you, So put onyour masts. Hi. I'm Ellen,
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Hi, Hi Ryan, Hi,I'm Darlene, and we are your Coastketiers.
Yeah. So forty years ago.Amazing. All right, wasn't there
like an original Darlene? Was there? Yeah? I think there was.
Oh is that who you're named after? My dad named me and Darline.
I've just looked it up. DarleneGopie, she spells it the same way.
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Wow. So dr and thank youfor joining us here. Okay,
So there is an incident with agirl missing school and her mom wrote her
an excuse note so she could gosee Taylor Swift, which is so good
because look, we need to goto school, we need to go to
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work, but we also need tolive life and grab opportunities when they're there.
So if her mother writes the notesays she can't go to school,
she's going to Taylor Swift making upan excuse note. All right, you
just don't want to get busted,like be on the JumboTron at the Dodger
game or whatever. Yeah, butwe want to hear your excuses, like
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what's the best one you've ever givento get out of something? And were
you busted? I don't know allthe details of this girl. Was she
reprimanded by the school, right?No? I think I think really she's
being commended because her mom was soopen about it. She basically appealed to
the teacher. Listen, I knowyou love Taylor Swift. Everyone does.
Please understand my daughter's not coming toschool. Just laid it bare, which
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is, you know, instead ofgoing like the extra mile to create a
story. It's just like, listen, this is life and now we can
chat gpt our excuses, so letus know, all right, and coming
up, we're gonna go inside entertainment, you guys. Stephen King's new horror
film The Boogeyman made audience screams soloud it had to be edited. It
is that scary and also wait tillyou hear who was top the charts around
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the world. This is crazy.We have a crush on him. He's
wearing a green suit when he's singingthis song. And we'll tell you who
he is the top of the charts, What song? What artist next?
The ellen K Morning Show on Coastone h three point five Coast one or
three point five Inside Entertainment with ellenK. Stephen King is a new movie
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coming up the summer called The Boogeyman, and it had to be edited because
it was making the audience scream soloud that it just was not acceptable.
Anyway, first time you see thecreature, the audience screamed and then immediately
started talking with their neighbors and chatting, so they completely missed the next line.
So Stephen King wants to like say, He's like sorry, yeah,
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coming out June second, Hey,a twenty two year old guy in England
dressed as Gandalf for a pub crawland happened to run into Sir Ian McKellan,
the real Gandalf. He said quotehe asked me how old I was
and said happy birthday and shook myhand. I was flabbergasted. Also,
when King Charles is crowned on Maysix, it will be the only second
televised coronation in UK history and thefirst to be streamed. A seventeenth century
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crown will be placed on his headand he'll be presented with some of the
Crown jewels, so King Charles andthe real Crown Jewels. And sources say
that Yellowstone will end after the secondhalf of season five because Kevin Costner can't
get along with show's creator. Allright, hot one hundred first times Jack
Black has scored his first solo hitwith Super Mario Brothers ballad Peaches. He
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sits down at the piano where withJack Black he does so much for CHLA
Children's Hospital Los Angeles. So we'vealways been a fan, but now he's
topping all kinds of charts, streamingcharts with this video downloads. It's a
hit. It's Peaches, Peaches,Peaches, Beaches, Peaches, Boucher's Beaches,
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your family today. That is justahead and happy Tuesday two out here
from coast. You want to getout of something, but how you have
obligations. Maybe you have to goto worker school, but something better came
up. And so we are lovingyour excuses this morning at eight hundred and
(08:43):
nine to nine KOST. Some ofthem are super dramatic and you go to
great lengths to get out of whatyou don't want to do. You got
to be careful because it's a slipperyslope, so keep your excuses coming.
There's a mother who is straightforward witha teacher saying, my daughter wants to
go to Taylor's whift. I knowyou're a fan. We're going. She
won't be at school. Yep,she closed two. And I love this
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because Taylor's had Taylor had that albumreputation, She said, I hope this
doesn't ruin my daughter's reputation. Ihave a friend who took a picture and
just stores it in his phone ofhimself in a doctor's lobby leaning over with
like you know, early morning clockbehind him, and he uses that when
(09:26):
he needs to get us something.Yeah, but then goes to Disneyland or
you know whatever. I've had afriend that googled high fever thermometer. Oh
okay, and use that picture.Look at my look at look at this.
One hundred and three point five moreof your excuses coming up the LK
Morning Show. Coast one h threepoint five. I'm Nick paulo' keeney,
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Coast one three point five. Honestyis always the best policy if you need
to get out of something, butsometimes you know it's an excuse that you
need to come up with. Sothank you for your excuses. Shane,
good morning, How you doing goodgood? I was calling for the four
packs but got sucked into the conversationas that excuses. Yeah, what is
(10:11):
it? What has been your bestexcuse? Because there are some elaborate ones
I told, I told her,I didn't. I was trying to think
of one. I couldn't think of, you know, anything anything fun.
But I said it. In highschool, I was working at a restaurant
and I called and stick, butthen was dumb enough to go in and
get my paycheck the same day.Shane, you can't do that, I
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know, as I wanted to goto whatever event I was going to need
the money. Restaurant was it thatyou worked at? I worked at Red
Lobster? Okay, Well, myhusband worked at Black Angus and he and
his buddy wanted to go to something, so they wanted to leave work early,
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which they did. Instead of washingthe dishes, they put them all
out in back. And these areexpensive dishes, like big compewter plates and
the wood trays they sit on.And the next day their boss arrived first
and everything had been stolen. Ohno, yeah, my husband got fired.
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Yes, doesn't surprise me. Wow, goodness? All right, Well,
thanks for talking you two, Shane. Yeah, you got to be
prepared for the consequences if you're gonnago deep in. But your excuses keep
them coming. Also, feel goodand tough stories. Just ahead, keep
it here and it is Coast oneor three point five tough stories. Top
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of the hour, Good morning ofmellen Ka. Days after a deadly mass
shooting in Dayville, Alabama, whichsadly claimed four lives and injured thirty,
police still do not have a suspect. It's pretty remarkable to her officials at
such a loss for leads. Here'sSergeant Jeremy Burkett calling on the public to
help. If you are you knowsomebody that has any information about what occurred
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last night. I cannot stress thisenough. Ever, how matter you think
it is, we absolutely need youto share it. And the US tax
filing deadline is technically today, mostCalifornians can still file returns after the cut
off. This blanket extension applies toall residents in any county that's been affected
by winter storms, flooding, landand mudslides. That includes La Orange,
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Riverside, Ventura, and San Diegocounties. And if you're heading a Disneyland
this week, don't be alarmed.They're already celebrating Halloween. Kind of the
Park is kicking off its annual Halfwayto Halloween event featuring special limited edition food
and drinks. What do you seethe Treats plus this year they're celebrating the
upcoming Hunted Mansion movie. A bitof a spooky trailer. I know who's
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place. Business is warm as Ihad hoped, but I'm going to light
a vanilla candle. As going tobe a game change with what we're out.
It's a feel good And here's anotherfeel good for you. A sixteen
year old Sammy Burko of Texas wentto a rock climbing gym where he suffered
cardiac arrest and died. That's notto feel good part. This guy climbed
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to the top of the wall,rang the bell, his body went limp.
They lowered him slowly. Paramedics workedon him for two hours before they
had to tell his mother that herson had passed. So Mommy, Jennifer
Daddy Craig sat with their son fora few minutes to say their goodbyes,
talking to him, praying, crying. His body moved. He's alive.
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He's a miracle. Sammy Burko ofTexas is alive, he said. The
last thing he remembers is the nightbefore he had to sign a waiver online
for the rock climbing. Jimmy wokeup in the pediatric ICU A miracle indeed,
and I feel good, Claudie.Cooler windy today, hies around sixty
five, a slight chance of drizzle, and the warm up hits tomorrow back
up to eighty by Thursday. Rightnow, I'm thinking about all these excuses,
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and good old Ordas used to alwayssay, I don't want excuses,
I want results. That's a saying. And we're the only came morning show.
It's one three point five welcome comingup, more cash on coast and
we also have a mystery prize foryou. It's a mystery show by a
mystery artist at a mystery location.So a lot of mischief surrounds us,
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but I promise you it is whenyou do not want to miss. So
that is coming up on about twentywith your Ellen k Q and A.
Let's get right to these excuses.So there's a mother in Texas in Houston
who wrote an email to her daughter'steacher. Says, dear reader, Miss
Parks, I'm writing to let youknow that Maddie won't be in school on
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four twenty four because she's going tothe Taylor Swift concert in Houston. I
hope missing school doesn't ruin her otherwisestellar reputation. But she begged me to
go, and maybe I should havesaid no, but I didn't want to
be mean. So it goes anyway. I hope that doesn't leave any bad
blood between you and Maddie and thatthanks for the rest of the year,
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not so treacherous. I promise thiswill be the last time she has an
unexcused absence before where the Cruel Summerstarts. So it's just all puns,
Taylor Swift, you know titles andMaddie will not be yet school. You
gotta give mom points for not onlycreativity with the puns, but the honesty.
Love it. Yeah, be straightforward. You're just not going to be
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there. She has a great reputation, so let her go. Dye Sherman
Oaks, Good morning. What yougot? I have an excuse for you?
What is it? Years ago?Years ago, I was stopped for
speeding and I told the officer thatI wanted to get to the gas station
before I run out of gas,and he looked at me like, h
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is she serious? Fortunately I hada lesson. I was getting on empty
almost so here look at said it. Thank you, said okay, go
oh that is so nice. Whata nice officer. You could use that
every time you get pulled a verillingbecause you're always on empty. That's true,
you know what. I'm either onyellow or in the red. Yeah.
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Oh boy, Well, I justwanted to share that with you and
tell you how much we appreciate you. You make our day better every day,
all three of you. Oh,we appreciate you too. Love to
you and your fam. Okay,thank you, Edie. Let's go to
Sherry. Hey, Sherry, what'syour excuse? Well? I had worked.
(16:23):
I worked at a local hospital,and I had worked all night.
And then I got home and theycalled me back in and I told him
I couldn't come in because, ohmy god, my gardner just had a
heart attack and I can't leave.Was wait, do you made it all
up? Yeah? I did.I mean, I'm not sure I like
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the direction. This is going tobe implications. Yeah, I would be
afraid to do that. I startedwith an honest mother. Now we go
to a lying, dangerous My excusethis morning was kind of ridiculous, but
I had extreme mom guilt on myway out this morning. I was grabbing
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my keys. I'm always really quiet. I woke up the baby. I
heard him say, Mama. I'mlike, oh my gosh, I have
to grab him. I'm you know, loving on him and kissing him and
he wants to play. And thatwas so hard for me to leave.
So I texted you guys this videoof him because he was just like ready
to go. I'm like, sorry, guys, I'm gonna be late.
I left forty minutes later than Iwas supposed to. And that's okay,
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and those moments you will miss.I remember the first time leaving home and
Calvin didn't cry and I, oh, man, I keep your excuses coming
at eight hundred nine to nine KOsto you, okay, Dar'm I'm checking
on him on the cameras, allright. So coming up, we're gonna
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go Inside Entertainment. Eleven words toend a famous marriage. Wait till you
hear this. This guy's a monster. I'll tell you who he is and
what he said next. See ellenk Morning Show on Coast one, h
three point five five Coast one orthree point five Inside Entertainment with ellen K
on TV. Tonight, All Handson Decades, the nineteenth season premiere of
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Deadliest Catch two hours as Alaskan CrabPrices, Reaching all two time highs.
There's a new wave of newcomers lookingto earn their sky high share of the
payday. So it's going to bereally dramatic. And that is on tonight
Deadliest Catch. Also, it's RupertMurdoch's eleven word message that ended his marriage
to Jerry Hall. How brutal.And here are the eleven words and count
(18:42):
for me, Ryan, because I'mpretty sure it's eleven. Jerry sadly,
I've decided to call an end toour marriage. Yeah, okay, eleven,
that was it. She was blindsided. Huh, that's done, he
said, you'll be hearing from mylawyer. Listen to another sentence. This
this goes perfectly with our with whatwe're talking about today. There's no excuse.
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He just said it straight out.Jerry Sadly, I've decided to call
it into our marriage. That's ithis fourth wife and that's how it ended.
On We Love You, Adam Lambert, that's my Jama's back the TV
show, and Lambert performed the MuffinMan is Share. We always love when
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the word check, get your cash, and also stay here. We have
a mystery show at a mystery venuefor you with your ellen k Q.
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And it's just ahead and it isofficially taxty today. But you know,
most Californians can file after there,you know, cut off because of weather,
So la Orange river Side enter aSan Diego County. That's pretty much
elous And it's worth noting too.You didn't have to be personally affected by
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the weather. Just it's a blanketthing for the whole county. You're in
the zip code. Yeah, soyeah, blanket extension and Krispy Kreme is
giving a sweet tax break deal today. Our friends over there want us to
tell you, when you buy adozen glazed donuts at the regular price,
you can get a second box forjust the price of sales tax. That
is great. Yeah, that isa sweet break. I love that.
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Oh, the world's oldest practicing doctorhas his tips for living a long,
healthy life. His name is doctorHoward Tucker. He's one hundred years old.
He's got a beautiful smell. Thinkof kind of a mix between Orville
Redenbacher without the glasses and Steve McQueen. But he's like gray with bushy eyebrows.
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Anyway. Doctor Tucker is a hundredand he's been working in medicine for
seventy five years, so he knowsa thing or two. Sure, he
says never retire. But his threetips to live a long and healthy life
our moderation of nutritions, so don'teat crap all the time, alcohol,
drink a little. He has amartini every day. Isn't it funny how
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every says drink yes, and happiness, So happiness is key. So we
hope you're happy today, and welove your excuses. Keeping covin. There's
a mother in Texas who got ourteenager out of school to go to the
Tailor Swift concert just by being honestand using some Tailor Swift lyrics. So
keep those coming. And it's yourellen k Q and A. There is
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a mystery show. It's a ministryartist. Details are coming this morning as
soon as we can. The artisthas said not yet, but you can
give me away and this show andthen at nine will tell you who it
is, I'll I can say isyou're gonna love it. Mystery Artists.
Details to come, but we wantto send you there be the first caller
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with the right answer to this question. Women at four times as many of
these as men. What do youthink it is? Women? Four times
as many of these as men?It's eight hundred nine two nine kost get
into our mystery artist. Your guessis next the ellen k Morning Show on
Coast one h three point five.It's the ellen K Q and A on
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Coast one h three point five.Hi, good morning Erica, Good morning
Ellen. How's it going? It'sgoing great? How are you today?
Really good? Sun is shining hereat Burbank. We had a little bit
of drizzle on our way in andit's gonna be eighty tomorrow. Oh thank
good. Lift yeah so much so. And what are you doing today?
(22:52):
I Am going to help my sisterin law get some things. Kick it
out of the Best Show to theJump. Oh where is the dump?
Um? I don't know the truth. Yeah, somewhere in this city.
Well, have a productive day.And what do you think it is?
Women have four times as many ofthese as men? I think they have
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more friends that's a great guess.That's a really good guess. That is
not the right answer, though,Oh I will try again. Thank you.
Hi Dan, Hey, what's up? Hey? You know we're here,
we're playing the hits, We're talkingto you. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm like Cata Clause. I'm alwayslistening. Oh that's so nice, Dan,
(23:37):
Dan on the four oh five?Is it moving? Yeah, I'm
going sixty two, but I'm comingup to red. Oh okay, all
right, Well, women have fourtimes as many of these as men.
What is it, Dan? Skincareproducts? Skin care products? Have you
met Ryan Mann? I saw apictures, yeah, of Ryan sink when
he had the max number, andit was like fifteen bottles all around the
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sink. It's a lot. It'sa lot. And I don't hide from
it either, Like I'm I haveno shame in it. Yeah, that's
fine. Yeah, Dan. Doyou put any skincare on your body or
face? No? Not really,I don't. I I skinned hard and
dry, Alligator Dan, It's agreat guest. It is not the right
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answer, Alligator Dan. All right, guys, thank you. Oh boy,
he needs some exfoliation, I thinkso. Hey David and Madison.
Hello, Hi Ellen, Hi,Hi Madison, Hi Madison. It doesn't
sound like you're very excited to getto school today. Do you have a
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test um? No? Not today? Okay, well what's your guests?
Women have four times as many ofthese as men. We're gonna go with
pet peeves. When I think aboutmy wife, We've got a lot of
pet peeves, pet peeves, littleannoyances, pet peeves. You are right,
yes to go, guys, it'spet peeves. I guess we get
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annoyed easier than men. Women havefour times as many pet peeves as men.
You guys are winners. You're goingto our mystery show. It's our
mystery artist. We are going toannounce who it is at nine this morning.
That's awesome. We'll be listening that. Thanks so much for playing,
(25:33):
Thank you, And who could itbe? Now? We will let you
know this morning at nine. Butyeah, women have four times as many
of these as men as pet peeves, like sticky countertops, papers all over
the floor, wet clothing not whereit should be, and then I don't
know even a crooked dubet when youmake the bed like sheets kicking out.
(26:00):
I like them tucked. All right. He's he's also very personal. No,
it's not picky. You know whatit is for me really really gets
me is when blinds are crooked,like if I if I even am walking
up to the house and the blindsare even Oh I can't. How about
when those cabinet doors are left open? Yeah? Why geezh. I mean,
I think I've got a really longand more of your ridiculous excuses to
(26:29):
get out of stuff coming up theweekend, starting when lily A Rose Jeff
Johnny Depp's daughter and the idol,finally has all and her excuse was he
couldn't come in that day because shewas in jail. Okay, I mean
those bars would stuff. Yeah,I want to thank you for all your
thank yous. Yesterday I was talkingabout, you know, going to the
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vault of photos that you might havein your family and boxes and go through
those and distribute them. These arememories, these are life moments. So
I visited my dad over the weekend, did that and wrote a text to
my siblings about how I was struckby how all through the years, all
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these memories, how we're so luckyto have each other in life and to
have love and to have friends andfamily, so my dad wrote a letter
back. I'm not going to readit right now. I'm going to read
it coming up because I need tocompose myself because this is cry one or
three poy. You thought no,but actually it's it's a really I just
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think it's something that if you havethe opportunity, maybe you've lost someone special,
or maybe you just know that there'sa vault of stuff and memories just
sitting somewhere and go through them andhand them out and distribute them, make
a book something. It's a reallyfun thing to do. It's emotional,
yeah, but it's it's great.So Daddy Dale, thank you for the
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letter. I will share part ofthat later. But we're loving your excuses.
So there is a mother who wantedher daughter to go to Taylorswift in
Houston on Monday. So she washonest with the teacher and wrote a really
nice excuse letter saying we're going tothe Tailor Swift concert. She used all
kinds of Tailor Swift titles, andshe said, I promise this will be
the last time she has an unexcusedabsence before the cruel summer starts. So
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that's good to be honest, butall of your excuses and the things that
you have said, we're loving them. Should we go to Kathy? Yea,
my Kathy, what's your excuse?So I moved to Wisconsin for a
few months a few years ago,and my daughter was in old school and
we went down this stack road thatwas thirty five miles an hour, and
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I was going like fifty. Igot pulled over because I was arguing with
my daughter because she had stinky armpits. And the cob said, are you
kidding me right now? And Isaid no, We were seriously arguing about
it. And he says, younglady, go home and take a shower.
You slow down. She hates that. I tell everybody this story.
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Imagine being an officer of the law, the excuse as you must hear.
We want to hear from officers ofthe law because we're hearing from a lot
of people have used a lot ofstuff on him and we feel bad.
That's awesome, it was great.All right, Well, you guys have
a wonderful day. I love listeningto you. I love that you're there,
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Kathy. Thank you so much.Yea, And I really do think
if you're an officer of the law, you hear it all. And we
haven't heard from a police officer orCHP officer yet this morning, but we
want to know what those excuses are. I'm sure that was a first in
his career telling that was the issue. Take a shower, h and coming
(30:00):
up next, we've got your Cashon Coast And also we're going inside Entertainment.
The Hollywood Writers strike may happen.We'll tell you how fast your favorite
episodes are going to run out.It's pretty fast. And also I've been
talking about the show Obsession on Netflix. It's really really good. If you
like erotic thrillers with a lot oftwists, it's really riveting, I should
(30:23):
say. But there's one scene inthere about a man and a pillow and
it's gone viral. Don't know ifI can describe much more. Not well,
I'll tell you why it's gone viralkind of Next The ellen K Morning
Show cost one h three point five, host one h three point five Inside
Entertainment with Ellen K. Hollywood Writersjust took a giant step toward a strike,
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their first in fifteen years, withnearly all guild members voting to authorize
the walk off. The existing contractexpires May first, which means a strike
would begin. Then if a newdeal is not reached, and that is
just around the corner, scripted latenight shows will cease production and most other
shows run out of fresh episodes withina month. So if you work on
a local production, if you're awriter, what are you feeling hearing?
(31:06):
Call us eight hundred nine to ninekost. One of my new favorite shows
is a hit show on Netflix.It's called Obsession. Someone very creative wrote
this. Yeah. The lead character, William played by Richard Armitage, gets
into an affair with his son's fianceand at one point in the miniseries,
he ransacks a hotel room that shehad just stayed in with his son,
(31:29):
desperately looking for any lingering signs ofher left behind since towels anything. And
there's a scene that has gone viral. So the dad, he's a surgeon.
It's a scene with just him anda pillow, and now it's freaking
people out who are thinking twice abouttheir next hotel check in. So this
is gone. It's gone vile becausehe finds the pillow where she slept and
(31:51):
it smells just like her. Yeah, he can't get enough of it.
So, Ellen, you're into this. Obviously, you can't get enough of
this. I know it's an erotic, I know it thriller, but is
it fun or is it just No, it's not fun at all. It's
suspenseful. It's it's suspenseful, it'sdark, and it's super twisty. Uh
huh yeah, Okay, So anyway, it's called Obsession and it's on Netflix.
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If I haven't already said that tentimes, all right, Josanbres.
It is the Mescal brand by AaronPaul and Brian Christ and wildly successful.
The boys who brought it to uswant us to help out the region of
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merch every piece of merchands I seeyou buy. Just know um that you're
giving back to this beautiful community thatbrings Mescal out to the world. So
thank you so much for supporting us. Sell to everybody just a you know,
I could hear I could listen toBrian christon Talk all day. And
if you haven't seen him in yourhonor yet, do yourself a favor.
It is really, really, reallyso good. You know, Brian Cranston,
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he's always listening goes one three pointfive. Hey, it's goes one
of three point five. It's fiveminutes after the big hour five o'clock coas
to YouTube a weekend. You're gonnalove brands Man so cool that you guys
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got to hang with him at theliquor store. Okay, here it is
green to get your green. Itis one thousand dollars. It's just waiting
for you, so do not notdo it. Go to coast one of
three five. Dot com entered thekeyword cut. Ohou. Taylor Swift and
Joe Alwin were Oh, they werebuying an eight and a half million dollars,
seven bedroom mansion before they're split.It has a wine cellar, staff
(33:46):
quarters in a huge garden, andthat is not happening. They were even
renovating it. And there are likethese plans at the British Register that still
have like what they work and doingjust sitting there anyway. So that's not
happening anymore. And it was aroundthis time yesterday we're talking about the United
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States Library of Congress entering some newsongs, some Madonna like a Virgin,
all hailed the Queen by Queen Latifa, the Super Mario theme that's cool flash
dance Margaritaville and Kevin. So youneed something cleared up? I had a
question. I didn't recognize the songthat your son was singing as a toddler
(34:29):
and the tub. Oh okay,Gasolina by Daddy Yankee. Do you know
that one? Do not know it? Oh? Okay? Well it was
It was just selected by the UnitedStates Library of Congress to be entered into
the National Recording Registry. So thatjust means it's a super cool special song
by Daddy Yankee that is now foreverenshrined. I just think this little toddler
(34:51):
is already knowing things Library of Congressor wherever. I don't curious. Queena,
I love for you all. Havea wonderful play. Thanks so much
by you. All Right, getthat song Gasolina Daddy Yankees now a national
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treasure. All aren't coming up moreof your excuses, And then about half
an hour we're going to tell youwho the mystery artist is with a mystery
show. I believe we have clearence. Yes, we're on the runway now.
Unlike Southwest Airlines, we're going toalso update you on that all flights
have been halted all across the nation, so keep it here for more see
Ellen k Morning Show on Coast oneh three point five. Let's talk and
(35:36):
feel good coming up, we'll doit next. It is the tale of
a man who lost the love ofhis life sixty four years in the making.
She passes away from cancer and leavesbehind boxes and boxes of photos and
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memories and that's my MoMA, Eileen. So we have distributed those to the
family. And now a letter frommy daddy Dale. You know, it
could have been Neil Nelson. Itcould have been daddy, Daddy Neil really
well, yeah, because Neil Nelsonwas her boyfriend when she met my dad
(36:17):
her sophomore year in high school.And Neil used to walk her home through
the corn field. Yeah, andhe wanted her to be his farmer's wife.
You know, there's a whole showabout that. Now, a farmer
does want a wife. Neil wanteda wife. Yeah, And that's what
most of the people in Lake Mills, Iowa would, you know, stay
there and farm the land, thefamily land. And so Neil wanted my
mom Aileen to be the farmer's wife. If I'm not mistaken, I'm just
(36:39):
trying to jog my memory here didn'the call her Fiefie. Yeah, I'm
very serious. She earned a prettynice nickname. But the mac leet one.
So the nerd wins in this one. And I'm going to tell you
the nerd wrote a letter and Ijust want to read a little bit of
it about a love story. It'sa feel good next Llen k Morning Show
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on Coast one h three point five. So, after searching through thousands of
photos and memories, my dad wrotea letter because we sent them off to
all my siblings. I have five, so this was a lot of packages
of a lot of memories. Andmy dad was so grateful because these were
big storage containers, you know thosebig plastic ones with the lids that you
get a bed bath and beyond inother places as five feet tall like that
(37:22):
five three. It was as manymemories as I am tall stuffed in these
boxes. So my dad wrote aletter and I urge you to go through
your memories and take a look ashard. He was grateful that I did
it for him because he said asingle picture from the past would bring me
to a complete halt. I wouldneed to walk away. And now that
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all of you have children, ourexperiencing the joy and pride that they and
their offspring give you. You shouldeasily understand my problem. So my dad
goes on. He says, Ihope you find many good memories in your
package. I can barely look atthem without tears. I am the most
fortunate man ever to have met yourmom. Having had her take me as
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her life partner and producing our incrediblefamily has fulfilled all of my dreams.
No man could ask for more.I love you all, Dad, Rod
Stewart, love my mama too.And here he is. All right,
we got the green light. Nowwe can say it all morning long.
(38:25):
We even gave it away with yourEllen kay Q and A. It's a
mystery show with a mystery artist,and I'm proud to announce it. Alicia
Keys has come into the forum andhey in August, so thank you,
Alicia. I get some more AliciaKeys. We need more of her in
our world. So fantastic. Andmaybe you've got our alert on your smart
device. And we're the ALKI MorningShow. Milly, Hey, I'm right,
(38:49):
I'm social Queen Darlene. And it'sexcuses so many called in this morning.
We're talking about a mother who've gotour daughter out of school just by
being honest. But that's not thecase most of the cause we've received this
morning. Let's go to Tim.So, Tim, you used an excuse,
but you also took your excuses stepfurther. Yes, when I worked
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at the DMP, used to gotanning a lot and there's these lotions at
tanning salons that create like mash redness, almost looks like a really bad sunburn.
I brought some of that to workand went in the bathroom and just
placed it on different parts of mybody, face and arms, and came
out and said I had a rash. That is so genius commitment. Well
(39:39):
all right, well, we lovehearing your excuses, we love giving you
cash, and your Cash on Coastis coming up the LMK Morning Show Coast
one h three point five. Thanksfor the fun morning. Thank you Ryan,
thank you dart Hey, thank youEllen. Kerry Steele is coming up
next years more Cash on Coast ofcourse, the best music on the best
(40:00):
station here at Coast one or threepoint five. And we are the Ellen
Kate Morning Show, and we willsee you in the morning. We're gonna
be peeling off stacks of cash aswell. We're gonna check in with CT
three from the Dodgers Chris Taylor Liveand also join us tough Stories. The
number of times we should be kissingour partner every day according to science.
How many times is it for you? Dar? Probably one? Yeah,
(40:22):
one, I'm gonna say one ortwo. Right, we're a year in.
I think we're still in that,you know, six seven for a
day? Yeah, okay, allright? Yeah, so well so sciences.
That's a lot. Oh god,I swear, and you've got like
a mustache and a beard, sothat must give chafing. All right,
(40:44):
well, here it is your quote, and we'll see in the morning you
have a great day. I'll belike an elephant. Remember what matters,
look out for your herd, anddon't be afraid to take up space.
Kiss on three, kiss on meone two three,
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