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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right to Ellen for advice because she's seen a thing
or two.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
She is Ellen.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
That's super Bowl. It's in the books where Eagles win
in big time. Dear Ellen, k I need your advice
about something that happened at my Super Bowl party which
kept me awake all night. There's a neighbor. She's single.
She arrived because we invited everyone. During the introductions, she
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discovered that she and my husband are both from the
same little town outside of Philly called Bethlehem. All they
did all night was share stories about their town. They
lit up with each other. Every time my husband got
up for a drink or a snack, she'd slink away
from her spot and somehow materialize right next to him.
She kept buying the excuses to lean into him, her
fingertips on his arm. When the Eagles scored, she threw
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herself against him in celebration, and I lost how many
times they chanted Fly, Eagles Fly. One time she even
jumped on his back and spread her wings shee. What
really got me upset was when she started whispering in
his ear at the end of the game, and as
she was leaving, she said to me, I asked, John,
if you can come over while you're out of town
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next week for authentic Philly cheese steaks, and then she
quickly followed up with just kidding. I'm a travel nurse.
I'm supposed to go on the road for three weeks,
but I'm afraid of what might happened between them. I
feel sick to my stomach. My husband joked about it
and said he'd love to eat her cheese steaks because
I don't know how to make them. Am I reading
too much into this? My husband loves this new connection,
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and I'm miserable about it. Michelle. Ps, have you ever
wanted to pour a drink over someone's perfect hair? Michelle, Well,
it sounds like they definitely made a connection. It could
just be a friendship.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well there, and there is something too. I mean, okay,
so if they live here, right, and they're from that
small town, Yeah, there's something unique about finding someone from
your small.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, you're in this big place and then oh my god,
I'm from Wesafiat, Indiana. Yeah, and whenever I meet anyone
who's from that area, I would like to go in
the corner and talk to them for a long time too. Yeah.
All right, Oh, the calls are coming in let's go
to Woodland Hills. Hey, Lara, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Ooh, that's tough. I mean I would feel uncomfortable if
my husband got so close with my neighbor and she
was going to make sandwiches and stuff for him. But
you have to talk to your husband and trust him.
I mean, if you have to go away for your job,
that's I would I don't know, I don't know. To
be honest with you, I would have a talk with
my husband, but you have to trust him. I mean,
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why is she talking to her badly about the wife.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Their hometown and those Philly cheese steaks.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah. I would definitely go on my work trip, but
I would absolutely have a conversation with my husband. And
you know what, maybe that work trip might be a
deal breaker. I mean that neighbor should know her boundary
as well.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Maybe watch the ring camera real close.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes, exactly, unless it runs out of battery.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, come on, it does happen, you guys. It does
not happen. It does it does pretty often? Yeah? Oh yeah,
mostly the men you have neighbors. Philly cheese steaks got
to charge it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's too funny. Oh, like tell your other neighbor, Hey,
keep an eye on my crazy husband and neighbor. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Good advice. Thank you. I can see why you're a pro.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I love listening to you guys every single morning.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you. Laura Woodland Hills Philly Cheese steaks. Do you
have never had a Philly cheese steak? You don't meet me? Yeah,
I read me, read me every once in a while,
but just like plain. But but it's like it's like
very thin beef roast beef or something.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's like stak. Have you ever been over to Patent
Genos and Philly, the two competing? You haven't even been
over there?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, like it's an everyday thing. No, I've never been.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You're well traveled, I figured, you know. And then they
say you gotta go. You gotta get it with or without.
That's how they.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Michelle's wondering if her husband's gonna get it with or without?
She spread her wings. I can just picture her. That's
so inappropriate. There must have been a lot of drinking.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I would have left.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I would have left you. Well, it's her house.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I still would have left behind you feel good here
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