EP4: That one friend that lagged & Moe's burfday recap!

Episode Transcript

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All right, Episode three of Sipin Tequilah. I feel bad for someone
on this episode is episode three?I thought it was episode four, episode
four. Girl, you feeling itstill, dude, not just that man
every time. Now the hangover isgonna last me for a couple of weeks.
But I always get sick after sucha crazy party weekend like that.
That's how you know what you lived? You went harder. I went hard.

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I watched all the video. Ihave so many videos and so many
pictures on my phone. It's kindof like it gave me anxiety looking back
at everything because I think I tookno lie, like twenty shots straight out
of the bottom. Dude. Iwas literally just thinking that this morning,
Like I've taken ten shots before,like you know, but twenty is crazy
because, like I think that's whatwas happening. Every thirty minutes, people
were pouring shots down my throat.Here's the thing, let's let everyone in.

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I had a pool party. Ohyes, I got my pools.
Knew this is something that we've beenworking on for like years, and finally
we got and we said we're gonnathrow a massive pool party and it's gonna
be an annual thing once a yearwhere we go hard in the pain like
that, because I'm thirty one andI've destroyed my live in the twenties,
so I gotta take it easy.So finally we had our first annual pool
party, and I invited the girls, Mow and Jazz and Listen. We

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went. We went hard, likeMo knows we everybody had a bottle in
their hand, just freaking pointed downpeople's throats. It was wild because we
ran out of bottles. At onepoint, they had to bring out the
mescal. That was a mistake,but I still drink it. That was
Baby's fall. It was like pornfrenes. I felt like I smoked a
cigar afterwards. Oh, mescal isstrong, can do it like a shot

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of it. No, there's noreason for that. And I was listening
to some of our last episode,episode three, and someone was halla excited
about it, you know, eventalking about this for a minute. Yeah,
she said she was thinking a missingShe said she was ready to lose
her titties and everything. I washoping that there would be some titties in
the pool. Me too, Metoo. I was helping pasties and not

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what happened Jazz I got sick,y'all. Actually, I swear we were
you sick or did you have allergy? I don't know what it was.
It's like conflicting because allergies is new, is a new thing for me.
I've never been allergic to anything besidesbullshit, right right. And I woke
up that morning and I texted onein. I was like, dude,
I don't know what's wrong, butlike, I'm not feeling that great.

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I don't know if I should goand be like around a lot of people,
but obviously I was. I wasgetting convinced. I didn't eve much
convince. I was like, I'mgonna go. I was literally telling her
like, if you're really sick,like then don't come. But if like
you still feel okay, like you'rejust so calm, like if you're not
really sick, I'm not really yeahexactly. And so I took an allergy
pil The only allergy pill had wasbenadrol. So yeah, I should have

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known. Knocked you out, knockedme out. I woke up. It
was like one I said, Holy, I was like already in bed.
I couldn't even feel my body.At that point. I was like,
damn, this really was taking meout, But I vote for you to
have another pool party for fourth ofJuly. I feel like you have a
pool right and you can't just useit once a year, babe, you
gotta use it all summer. Ohno, I'm using it. I'm just

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using it in the way that Idid this past weekend because it's somebody.
I'm surprised nobody who ended up inthe hospital with the amount of alcohol that
we consumed and the amount of towerkingthat we did, somebody's back should have
been broken up. My hips aresore. I'm not gonna lie. You
guys know how to twerk, obviously, if you were talking with y'all back,
your back would be broken, butyou might know how to get down.
But we were on off fours andlike my forms were. Yeah,

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that surf is not nice on theknees at all. I will tell you
that, dude. I'm just I'mjust glad Moe had a good time because
like, this is your first timearound my friends. And I was like,
you know, you always get alittle nervous. You don't know how
like you're gonna be. But Iknow, like most tight as fuck.
Yeah, Like my friends are verywasking me and I did get a little
nervous before just because I didn't havejazz being you're going alone, yeah to

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you, because it's hard to do. Yeah. Well, but your friends
are super dope and super welcoming too, Like I've never met like such a
more true, genuine, fun assgroup of people. Yeah, I mean
crazy as you know. And youguys are from Tucson, like I say
that about two some people all thetime, like too some people as genuine
as how cool as fuck, like, yeah, is a good time shout
out to paint in from John Jay, which she was there. Yeah,

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I've never seen her drink like thateither. And there's real right now no
share share, so there's I'm sureyou guys have gone to like Cabo and
can Coon. Like there's this thingthey do just in Mexico in general where
they pour a shot down your throat, they put like their titties on your

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face and they've got a whistle andyou know they do the whole thing.
My friends were doing that everyone.I was loving every minute of it.
Yeah, there cities in most faceI saw those videos. Yeah, but
like being forcefully pounded into my faceand then they shake your head. You
have like that the gina in yourmouth real when they have a freaking whistle.
When I saw that, I said, oh down, that's a party

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angel. Put me to shame becauseI bought a whistle, like a normal
whistle, like it's something that youa coach has has, you know,
for his team. And this motherordered a whistle that was dazzled. It
had all diamonds that it was likea beautiful gold chain that it was hanging
on. And I was like,is this my party or is this your

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party? Wool? Like what theheck? And he's like you want to
trade? And I was like no, and he's like, oh thank god.
He's like I didn't want that.Oh yeah, a whistle of yours?
That is so funny. No,I vouched for another party please,
And I don't know if my bodycan take that. Also, I told
you Maria, my mom watched thekids and right at four she was no.
She gave me an hour. Rightat five, she was like,

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that's it, Like I'm done.The kids are yours. I told her
I'll handle many. Yeah. Sothe kids were out at the party by
like six am. Were you therewhen the kids came? It was when
I came out, I was liketaking the bucket and like pouring water.
I told you you need to geta waterfall because he loved when the water
was. Oh yeah, he's socute. Literally, that's a great way
to end the party. When thekids come out, it's like, I,

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I guess you could say that Ihad no choice in that day.
They were like stomping on you andwas all over you. Oh yeah,
I posted that video they don't givea damnag. That was so funny,
dude. That was like birth controlright there for me. I said,
you know what, I think I'mgood. I think I'm good. You
can see all the videos, bythe way, on my Instagram at Radio
Susette, from party to like afterwards. I still have a ton I haven't

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posted. Yeah, oh dude,my camera roll is filled too, just
from like jazz setting me stuff andyou. And I was like, oh,
I don't even want to look becauseI didn't even know anxiety was a
thing until you said it right now, But that's what it is. I
have anxiety. I don't want toknow what happened. Yeah. See,
I look back at the videos andI'm like, why, why why am
I like this? I haven't evenposted anything for my birthday because I just

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don't want to look. I know, dude, anxiety is real. Man,
I'm just mad at myself. Yeah, I have to wait a whole
year. That's my punishment. It'sfine, it's okay. We'll see.
We'll see if my body decides tobe excited for another one. Look,
I'm going to leave you alone fortwo weeks, and then once it's a
two week mark, I'm gonna startputting it up in your ear. I'll
handle be muddy money. Yeah,we need you to watch the kid.

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We do a choreography. Go toyour house and just put what's like,
what is she like like a sixpack? Whatever? Broody? We go
to the Mexican that's that really isa difference, and there's a big difference.
People don't really get it until youtried it. It's different, different.

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But it was most birthday weekend.Are you standing after Friday, Saturday,
Sunday, Monday, I'm scared ofher? Yeah, Thursday it was
Thursday. Fridays. Yeah, becauseThursday I like stayed up till like six
o'clock in the morning. I stillwent to boxing though. On Friday,
Oh my god. It was crazy. And then fast forward to Friday night.

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I am shoot, I don't evenremember what I did. That's how
that's how much. I had alittle kick back, a little kick back
at my house. See jazz knowsthe Saturday I have hanging by the pool.
Went to a graduation party which wassick like my thea. She knows
how to throw a party. Theyhad axe throwing, they had freaking boogiey
board mechanic was my booty was shakenon that thing. You get good though,

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you were? I did, girl, you already know my little feral
animal. Now I know what thatmeans. I'm gonna be using me.
I will literally that's my Instagram byoh faro oh. Literally. I was
sporting with like everybody this weekend.I'm like, what am I doing?
I love it. Whenever I wasdrunk, something in my energy has just
been very like open yeah and releasewhere I just like I'm on the prow.

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Yeah. Yeah, he was forPolyd, I really was. I
was hoping he would see my assand just fall in love. But so
Polyd was on Monday, Monday Yeahday club. It all tunds and that
looked crazy packed. You both werethere. Yeah. I literally after your
party, I told myself. Idon't know if I'm gonna drink at polyd

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We ended up getting free fish bowls, shot shots. I got free fish
bulls from a guy who was tiny, oh girl, tiny like small.
I was down in height or inthat area and were not doing them.
Just no. Because I was dancing, I fell a little. I was
like, it looks over and it'sjust a little thing just waving at me

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in the shrimp like like a pinky. It was kind of crazy. But
maybe he's a shower. I don'tcare to know. A grower, my
bed a grower. I don't careto know. So I was like,
just buy us a drink, somebuie. And that's why you said you
dance with them? Well, yeahfor the shots at that moment. And
then I was like, it's ourbirthday. So he was like, I'm
gonna get them fish bowls. Sothey want to go get fish bowls and

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I was like, I just usedand then I you know what. Literally,
Jazz is the ultimate hype woman.My last birthday too, she was
telling everybody it was my birthday andgot me so many shots. Yeah,
I'm not shy about taking people's money. Honestly, I'm pretty good at it
like that's on them. Then Idon't know what happened. Me and like
my friend Yosi, we were justhanging out and these guys were like follow

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me. I would never do that, but in that moment, I was
like, I'm gonna follow you.So we ended up in this like pool
area. It was the table inthe middle of the pool, literally the
best table in the house where polyD has a wrecked line of sight to
you. I'm pretty sure he sawJazz. No, we made a baby.
Yeah, we made a baby.My friend was like taking and she

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has a oh my gosh, shegot a dunk right and she was talking
this. I was like, girl, what are you doing? Also,
turn it around? I was like, is that way? She literally forced
her all around like touristed her.I was like, shake that way.
And you made it on a Polyd'sInstagram stuff. I didn't find me.
You gotta play words wall though.I mean he did post like it like
a pen what is it? Thepanoramic view of the pool and you can

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you can see, uh, Jazzis like what is a blue bikini?
Yo? Honestly, I picked thecolor skin because I was like, you
gotta stand out. You could thestandout, and I saw that there was
a drone there, so I'm waitingfor the drone footage to be released,
Yeah, because I was definitely lookingat the drone. It was wild though,

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people there get down. I mean, if there were some girl throwing
up in the pool, I waslike, I gotta get out crazy.
Yeah, I don't do the poolslike there. I'm just like super what
a lot of people. And thenit's it was so hot there for a
second. It was in the pooland you're not like drinking your water consistently
through the day, like you're introuble. What's him did to start twelve?

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Yeah? And then DJ ply dhe didn't go onto like four.
He commented on your reel hands upemoji like three of them two we're homies
for real, because do you knowhow many people posted him and tagged him.
There's no way he would Did hedid that on all of them?
No? No, he didn't,No, id't. I made sure she

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was the og you were. Wewere actually freaking stalkers. We were like
that girl from Jersey Shore who wasa stocker. What was HEARDing, Dangelle?
Yeah, he's like, you stalkme on the boardwalk dalped his life
on the boardwalk. Yeah, wewere getting tacos and we saw this,
uh black suv. I was like, oh crap, that's where he's gonna
like pull up after right she know? She called. I knew, and

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so I started, you know,talking with the driver. Offered him a
taco, you know, just tryingto make my way in there. I
was like, hey, you wanta taco. He's like yeah. Like
we were talking, pollid comes outand I was like, yo, picture,
But he wasn't even looking up.If you would have looked up,
he would have taken a picture withus for sure. Yeah. It's like
a tactic of theirs exactly. Seemrude. Well, that's what I tell

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And I think he was dabbing upeverybody that was there too. I don't
know if they were like part ofhis crew or like people that were working
or what, but he was dabbingeverybody up, like saying thank you.
It looked like so he seemed occupied. And then as he's getting the car,
yeah, we for one person.It was just us, but I
get it. But we had amoment, especially when he realized what I

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was, because he's like, whereare my latinas at and I yelled and
he looked at me like shocked,and I was like yeah, and then
he put on that bestuff. Wehad a whole moment. Me and Poalyd
made a baby. I am pregnant. I felt it. I felt I
felt it. There was this girlnext meal. She was a while,
she had a whole, but therewas a moment where she put her boobies

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out like she wanted. She broughthim out. Oh, she brought him
out. I neber nice. Iwas like, I couldn't bring mine out,
but she brought hers out. AndI was like, good for you,
girl, good for you. Theywere like, you know, they
told her to come down. Iwas like, dude, this is polyd
He's seen worse. But it wasfun. It looked fun. Yeah.
I wish I was there Saturday.I honestly don't even have any regrets but

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that that Sunday. I don't evenknow. The weekend was a blur.
It was it was we did alot. Well, you did a lot,
you did a lot, we didmore. Yeah, for sure.
I wasn't even trying to I waseven trying to hook you up with my
friends. I know, dude aboutyou A moment, Dude, when you

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when you reminded me of that moment, I was like, damn, I
remember they called me over to liketalk about things, and I was like,
what the hell did I say?I got really nervous. I started
having anxiety. I hoped I helpedyou, remember, because so basically we
had just been having a conversation aboutzodiac signs. I don't even know how
it got brought up. But thenI'm like, oh, yeah, I'm

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a Gemini. He's all Geminis arethe worst or whatever. A lot of
hatred coming out of him, andfor a Virgo male was crazy. And
if you know Virgo males, youknow they're like an unhealed virgo man is
a menace to society. I'm notgonna lie, listen. I have always
been very judgmental of Virgo men.I've had my thing with them, and
I feel like God has punished meand gave me a Virgo boy. He

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is a Virgo boy. Yeah,okay, because I I've always been like,
no, man, I don't messwith y'all. I don't mess with
y'all. And God's like, You'regonna get to know them a little more,
a little better know yeah. Yeah, And that's the thing is like,
I don't really have anything against Burgomales. They just have a reputation,
right, which is the same fora Gemini. And for him to
be talking all that mess. Iwas like, all right, look,

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I'm not like that though, andyou're not. And it was like because
you know, I'm an X orwhatever and I know, yeah it was.
It was bad, but don't youbring up the it's okay because the
wrong Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a thing around the time

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he walked away and I was likedamn. And then I thought we could
have we could have redeemed that momentthough, like because I had a chance
that whenever I was getting a chimmychoga, he was like also eating right,
and the story I got a chimmychoga and then he had the guawk
and he was like, oh hereyou want something. I was like yeah,
so I was dipping my chimmy chogaand his guawk like and it was

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like it was romantic. That isromantic moment, you know. That's why
you gotta do it again. Sothat way it's the other way around.
It's Chang and her walk exactly.That's what I told you said, I
was like, if he wants tofucking around and find out, like how
loyal and Gemini like we could arrangethat. I know you said, I'm
down as fun. I saw thatI died the ass on like he doesn't

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even know. Yeah, you don'tknow, Like you don't know. You'll
find out though, That's why whereyou needed me there. I would have
been the best hype woman for likethe best wing woman. Yeah, obviously
I know that you weren't gone bythat point though, Man A witness was
that message to me? It waslike eleven, She's like, are you
guys see I'm five shops And Iwas like, damn, your party's just

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started. My friends are aggressive.I love it when it comes to drink.
They were so fun. I lovedall of them. I can't I
loved you. Everyone loved here suchgood things about you, of course,
like what's not to love about Morena? And I even told you this too,
like you're a great person Jesus that, Like, I don't doubt your
friends are just a vibe. Yeah, I was never worried about that.
Two weeks. I'm gonna come backfor you, girl. I'm gonna get

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to Starbucks all day that I'm gonnaget you a sweatle every day. That's
what you should do for this.July was crazy. Why is it that
I got now? I'm curious.It was like that sunny not the sunny
d see. I know they wasputting something in there. I love it,

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but we gotta do it because wegot to rekindle this chimney chong.
No, you guys are going tobe definitely invited to a lot of my
friends stuff. Oh that'd be fun. I would really like that. We
we canick it every now and then, even if we just or something Christmas
and I didn't have to be ata pool. I guess we could just

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freaking go and do something. Butwe just got to see where that goes.
I gotta bring you to out toTucson. Was I was telling her
like how cool it was that shewas DJing out there and like Walters is
like just everywhere. I was like, dude, I am so down to
just go out and party, andshe said, come through. I gotta
try those mango shots at where isit Hi Wire? Yeah, there's these

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so they're like oyster shots and nobodycan do them because they have the exclusive
rights to them. I guess somethinglike that. They trademarked. They trademarked
it. They're at high Wire.Raquel works at high Wire. She DJs
and is a bartender, so I'mgonna have to take you guys to try
those. They're like oysters, butit's like the alcohol is inside, like
the little yolk, and then theydress it up with like chamo or something

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else like outside of it. Isee it now, kiss party girls and
Zuzette dirty Tea. We could getreal dirty already, changas in everything.
Susie, she's here to play.I love that. Susie came out literally
my little Susy. Yeah, she'sbeen, she's been, She's been quiet

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for a minute. She unleashed thebeast. That's what the annual pool parties
are called. Fuzzy Susia's pool parties. Yeah, bro, the way that
I will not go out two weeksbefore, just to make sure I'm there.
No, I got this allergy thingdown. It comes and goes.
Bro, it comes in ghost like. There's days I'm where, I'm great,

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But the thing is allergies was newsto me, so I thought it
was something else. It's a thing. It could hit you later on in
your adult life, because that happenedto my husband too. He was like,
oh, never good allergies, AndI'm like, bitch, is not
like you're clear your whole life fromthem? Well I thought I was,
and then here I am, Butnow I figured it out. At first,
I thought it was like I wasgetting six six. Yeah, so
I didn't want to get like worse. But now I know that allergies comes

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and goes. Cause I was finetwo days ago. Yesterday I was a
freaking mess. Today I was fine, walked outside, started like doing sneezing
and stuff. The climate change andwhenever it's windy, it's going to mess
you up. So Saturday was reallywindy and that's probably what screwed you up,
and then being out late and itwas just, oh, I'm so
sad. Anyway, you should haveanother one fourth of July. I'm vouching

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for it. Way too early forthat. My liver is like trying to
fight you right now, shut out. I'm trying to serve min barely hanging
on. Okay, episode for real, we'll talk about ourselves as ourselves and
our backgrounds and like where we comefrom and all that stuff. Absolutely,
we come from the streets. Ofthe streets. That's not a lie,

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It's not not a single. Iwas told twenty seventh, Bethany, I
miss you. Damn my little hosieson twenty seven hosies. Yeah, they
used to get pimped out. Iused to live like my hookers my whole
life on twenty seventh to Bethany,See that's the type of shit we need.
That's got inspired. I would layout their wigs on the fences right

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then I would see them pick whatcolor they wanted to wear that night.
I was so inspired. I've neverbeen more inspired in my life than by
those hookers. On twenty seven.Thank you for making me who I am
role models for shut out and y'allneed to stop pipping them out, but
keeping ppping them out. They lovethat life, honestly. Alright, we'll
catch you guys. Apples five iscoming up next. Damn, that's crazy.