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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But geez, I'm so tired of being cramped up.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
In this house.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, brother, for get last winter.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's time to evacuate the place and head for a
vacation You'll never forget in the lovely Hoopoo Island.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
When you come to Pookoo, the Hoopoo.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Islands lung by motor nature.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Herself into the Pacific Ocean, it's like no place you
never seen.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wow, this is gonna be lots of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And it's just a.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Short cable countrip of Mount peach Aloff to the beautiful
break Winds Resort where you get a breath taking view.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Of ash old hege Gee.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What at you in your ancient ruins?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
The lost city of Kaka Grande, founded by the ancient Turks,
And over there it's the whole village of the Take
a dumba drive where you can witness the Festival of
grass Jee, or go to the Poopoo Island Casino and
grab a stools at the drafted.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Number two number two.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Look co mom brought up.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Squeeze some time out of your busy schedule and flop
down at the Poopo Islands.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's the only way to go.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Make it the poopoos for the vacation of a lifetime.
When you're a rock star, you never know when you'll
have the urge to go. That's why there are Rock
and Whizz adult diapers.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Look, I'm a big time rocker and what I get
on next stage? I don't have time to start the
show and run off to the bathroom so I could
take a tinkle, and last time I took a tinkle
on a fan, I've got in big trouble. Well, thanks
to Rock and Whiz adult diapers, the show could go
on while I filled my diaper with number one woo rock.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
On Rock and Whizz adult diapers.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
How do I know they work?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm whizzing in my diaper right now.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
OOO.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Such a relief in stores now.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
The management of this station would like to apologize for
anything that may offend you on today's show. Specifically, we'd
like to preemptively say we're sorry to win, women, men, children,
the elderly, pets, all major world religions, the governors of
all fifty states and their families, Heidi and Spencer Pratt,
and anyone who requested a song we did not play.
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Let's return to the show, which will remain nameless. So
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need to fire them after giving in to protesters. And
now for now, beers.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
The dough and them show.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
For now, for now, Why are you gonna go?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
What a great way to start the morning. It's a
sybox Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Why certainly, certainly, I've been getting requests for the Poopoo Islands.
So I played it once yesterday and started to show.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
I'm guessing it to take off of the Ppe Islands
in Thailand, I would imagine. So, yes, I've been there.
You yeah, youmans died there. He The Ppe Islands are
the poopoo Islands, the Pepe Islands. I've never been to
the poo Islands.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You didn't take a peepee in poop poo and you
didn't take a poop poo peepee Island.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm you gotta stay healthy, yah, gotta get the pipes
working for God's sake. Yes, it is a toy box Tuesday.
And I've got a couple of good requests already, So
we got a show already planned out. But if you
have a suggestion, feel free to let us know. And
I know what you're saying. You're saying hey ball, Hey go,
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what are we celebrating today?
Speaker 11 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
What are we celebrating?
Speaker 12 (03:31):
Well, here you go, hucle b Yes, where were you
August nineteen forty five? August nineteen forty five fertilizers, saildman,
hiroshimach you pan sharing a bamboo doo plex with the
diesel heel distributor. How about you cook from Kobe Steakhouse
stotting forty pound bags of ammonium, not rake bear foot
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it sniffing dieself humest to my fucking ten ju nights
and all the temperas rip you could eat. We're headed
to some sumo wrestling match is in Tokyo. I looked
up in the rear view mirror of the Toyota hasn't
seen a badlash?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I said, Mookie, did you lad the stove?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Boig? That's a long way to lead into its Hiroshima day, Yeah, day.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
And of course he was there. Oh, of course he was.
Uncle Bs is everywhere. He's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
August sixth, nineteen forty five, two fifty let's say, two
forty five am. They dropped the bomb and the rest
is history. Done made a movie out of it too,
it did. It's also corporate baby Name Day. What, Oh
my god, would you name your baby Nike, Netflix, Google
or Snapchat?
Speaker 11 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Please? No, believe it or not, some parents already have
we hope not. Corporate Baby Named Day is a day
to honor the idea of selling the naming rights of
babies to corporation. I'd like you to meet my daughter
Spaghettios here my son Uber.
Speaker 13 (04:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Go. National Gossip Day.
Speaker 14 (05:02):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, you hear about the couple down the street that
named their baby Starbucks Lockdato? Hey man, I didn't hear
squat about nothing.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
This day is celebrated on the anniversary of the birth
of a gossip columnist named Lluella Parsons born on this
state in eighteen eighty one.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Was she like famous or something big time in Hollywood?
Speaker 9 (05:22):
She had all the scoop about all the celebrities in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But there's people wanting to beat her down.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Oh yeah, Elizabeth Taylor especially.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh really, really really? It is a farm worker Appreciation Day.
Did you have something to eat last night?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thank of farmers in National Balloons to Heaven Day Day
is celebrated by families who have lost family members at
the hands of gun violence.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
That's where it's always okay.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Yeah, but don't release balloons, yes, because they get hung
up in telephone wires and they could start a fire
and birds eating them.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It is National root Beer Float Day. One of the
most prominent companies to take part is A and W Restaurants,
where the root beer float is a signature menu item
and delicious. But the number one rule for making a
root beer float it put the root beer in the
glass before you put the ice cream in, because if
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you don't, it's just gonna be a whole bunch of phones.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okay, So first, then the ice then.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The ice cream. Gotta have a frosty mud.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Absolutely, National Fresh Breath Day, So please brush your teeth
before you go to work unless you want to gag
your coworkers.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Clarified that I thought you were gonna say huck to us.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's also a wiggle your toes day. Please do it
with your shoes on, especially if you've got toes that
look like Fredo's corn.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Chips, like Steven Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Tyler got them jacked up toes. Maybe while he says
Aerosmith is retired, he can get them things fixed. I
bet you you won't, though.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
I know a good pediatri Stephen, Do you now all right?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So we got sports of all sorts coming up. Let's
do our traditional morning stress.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Don't you get seven fifty deep purple ticket?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh yeah, and you're gonna have to identify a toy
in this.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Case another game.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So here you go, ballast forwarst clashing wrong lone star
ninety two.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Five good word, hey at six thirty time vers Sports of.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All sorts brought to you by the will Hepe Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwins dot com. And now this
word from one of our many fine Olympic sponsors.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Bulghu, this is cringe.
Speaker 15 (07:41):
Pole vaulter Anthony Amratya, would you like to get more attention?
Introducing the pole vault pad. It's the pad that you
put in your how do you say pants so you
can impress people just like I did.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on
a blind date.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Me too, and I oh wow, wow you lie.
Speaker 15 (08:00):
Yes, the pole vault pad will get you all sorts
of how do you say atensim crackers?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Those are reports we're doing. My desk two days ago
went whoa shankins? What is it? Boss? I? Had no idea. Wow,
Thanks Paul vault Pad. You're welcome.
Speaker 15 (08:18):
So if you want the same sort of potension I received,
get the pole vault Pad.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Is it real? Is it fake? Only you know for sure?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Or to now?
Speaker 16 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Sublue, sublue.
Speaker 14 (08:29):
Speaking of the Olympics, a full day of track and
field events is already underway right now.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Well because the time difference, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The men's fifteen hundred meter final has track enthusiast saying
it could be one of the best mid distance races
in decades, with talent everywhere you look. Tim USA's Gabby
Thomas looks poised to ring in victory bell in the
two hundred meter. Saint Lucia's Julian Alred, who stunned everybody
with a win over our own Chicken Richardson in the
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one hundred meters, will be the one to watch. US
women's national soccer team faces twenty sixteen Real gold medalist Germany,
a team it beat four to one when the teams
met in group play in the semifinals, and they're seemingly
smooth walk toward the gold. The men's basketball team will
face Brazil in a quarterfinal game beginning at two thirty
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our time this afternoon. Enjoy and cheer on America.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Well, bo, it wasn't the outcome she was hoping for,
but gymnastics superstar Simone Biles didn't look upset after getting
beat out by Brazil's Rebecca Andrade in Bercy Arena yesterday
at the twenty twenty four Olympics in Paris. You know,
she lost a gold medal by just point zero three
to three of a point. I mean crazy. Andrada became
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the first gymnast to beat Simone Biles in a floor
final in a major international competition. The Brazilian gymnast has
proven to be a force to be reckoned with during
the Paris Games, taking home four medals, including the gold
in the floor andred that finished first and took.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Home the floor final.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
The wind continues with her winning silver in the all
around and bolt and bronze in the team event with Brazil.
During the Women's Artistic Gymnastics floor medal ceremony, Simone Biles
and Jordan Chiles, who were standing on either side of
Rebecca Andrade on their respective podiums, did something no one
was expecting. The young women bowed down to and the
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trio later post for selfies on the podium after the
metal ceremonies.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
A little respected. Absolutely, y'all.
Speaker 17 (10:38):
I absolutely love that surfing is a part of the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, I think that is kick ass.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
It' Sahiti, of Yeah, I want a place to catch away.
Speaker 17 (10:47):
Speaking of the east coast of Florida, yesterday got ten
foot waves, so we hope everyone's all right down there
on the storms. Back to the Olympics. The reigning world
champion Carolyn Marks served to a gold medal yesterday and
the waters off the coast of Tiahu pol Did I
get it close?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's close enough because I never heard of the damn
place anyway, either.
Speaker 17 (11:07):
But Tahiti is beautiful and she triumph to her Brazilian
Tatiana Western Web following days of weather delays for the
surfing competition. The twenty twenty four Olympics are the twenty
two year old Mark second, having previously competed in Tokyo.
She finished off the podium. This is her first medal ever.
Congratulations Carolyn Marx Hills from Melbourne Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I went to high school there.
Speaker 18 (11:29):
For a little bit.
Speaker 17 (11:30):
Really, yeah, just like less than one year, but she
shared her excitement before the final round, already knowing she'd
be going home with the medal.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The only question remains which metal what color.
Speaker 17 (11:41):
The surfing competitions were held thousands of miles away from
Paris in Tahiti, part of French Polynesia.
Speaker 14 (11:47):
Which is a semi autonomous territory of the territory of France.
But that means they govern themselves.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
The French and they speak French.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes they do. And look if you're the Olympics, No,
you can't do those moves. Olympic athletes make it look easy,
but you should leave the flips and jumps to the
pros please. It seems doctors are seeing a rise in
injuries from people trying to mimic the moves of Olympic
athletes at home. Yep, folks are attempting backflips, high jumps, dives,
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and hopping on skateboards for the first time in years,
only to end up in the emergency knock it off.
Doctors have seen people come to physical therapy after watching
the Olympics and either revisiting a sport they had previously
participated in or inspired to take up something new, and
are unfortunately affected by an injury. I'll say it again, No,
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you can't do those moves. The Olympic athletes. Yeah, yes,
they have jumping off high places in the Olympics board.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
We're looking at you during this reading bow.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Now, a backflip is a wonderful thing to watch for
those who have practiced for many years, but can be
dangerous if this is new to you. Landing on your
head is never a good thing, and that's the injury
most people trying to do backflips. And last week, reports
were swirling about the career earnings of members of the
USA Olympic basketball team, a staggering four point seven billion dollars.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
That crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
A new report came to like that pointed out that
Team USA's basketball superstars are trying to stay outside of
the Olympic village at a cost of fifteen million dollars,
an astronomical figure compared with other sports. Now, USA basketball
rented out an entire hotel in the city center with
about eight hundred rooms. That's not cheap, and neither is
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the cost of security. Because these are some of the
highest profile athletes on the planet and a big check
has to be written to keep them safe. Apparently, all
the pro players on Team USA all polled some money
together and got themselves a nicer place to stay than
the Olympic Village.
Speaker 9 (13:53):
They didn't want to sleep on those cardboard beds. Cardboard
because look how tall they are. I know, I mean
their feet a hang off halfway on it.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
They're used to those nice beds at the four seasons.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Oh yeah, and beyond.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Well, just when it looked like the Rangers were gonna
lose to the Astros last night at Globeli Field in Arlington,
Josh Smith stepped up to the plate and saved the day.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
And perhaps the season.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Smith's to run walk off home run in the tenth
inning helped lift the Rangers past the Houston Astros.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Four two three last night. Come on.
Speaker 19 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
Rangers and Astros face off again tonight at the Shed,
First pitch, seven oh five. Now, the World Series champion
Texas Rangers are finally making it to the White House.
The club will visit President Joe Biden at the White
House in Washington, DC on Thursday at two pm. President
Biden will host the team on the South Lawn for
a ceremony paying tribute to the Rangers championship. The Rangers
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who started as the Washington Senators in nineteen sixty one
before moving to Arlington and becoming the Texas Rangers in
nineteen seventy two. Are invited to the White House as
he is the custom for the World Series champions and
championship teams from other sports as well, including the NFL
and the NBA.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Right the Rangers.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
Won their first World Series title in November, beating the
Arizona Diamondbacks in five games on November first. It's going
to be a special moment for the Rangers as long
as the President doesn't say something like congratulations on winning
the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, he may have a lapse.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
We don't know where.
Speaker 17 (15:24):
You never know, and remember Rangers at the White House.
So Dr Pepper's a free Doctor peppas before thirteen or
fourteen of those more. Baseball Chicago White Sox lost their
twenty first game in a row last night all and
continue to make history in a bad way. Only three
teams have lost twenty consecutive games in the last eighty
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years of MLB. The sixty one Phillies they lost twenty
three in a row, The eighty eight Orioles lost twenty one,
The sixty nine Expos lost twenty who were an expansion team,
so that barely even counts. The White Sox haven't won
a game in twenty seven day, and going into their
game yesterday, one hundred and ninety three different pitchers had
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won a game since the last time the White Sox
won one, which was back on July tenth. When July ended,
the twenty twenty four White Sox were fifty seven games
under five hundred average, and as a comparison, the New
York Yankees have been playing baseball for one hundred and
twenty two seasons. That team has never been fifty seven
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games under five hundred at any point any Yankee season ever.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But to me, they're still the Yankoffs. I don't care
what you say. That's their name. Sorry. An amount freaking
full file coming up, Dallas Horrors, Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. We're gonna reach into the toy
box here momentarily because it's a toy box Tuesday. But now,
of course it's time for the freaking full file. Oh guys,
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you know, we haven't trouble when women decide to damage
our car because they think we're cheating. They think it
A Florida woman was arrested after a man's car was
heavily damaged last month because she thought he was cheating off.
Officers arrested twenty three year old Charles Cooler at a
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home for assault, battery, and resisting arrest after an argument
with eighteen year old Elena Owen. Cooler's car was left
in Owen's home in good condition, but was found vandalized
with smash windows, dance, slash tires, and scratched words like
cheeter and little dick, causing five thousand dollars in damage
to his car because she thought he was cheating. A
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neighbor overheard Owen discussing king the word cheater on the
Cooler's car. Owen claimed she was away at a friend's
house during the vandalism, but said she'd offered to pay
for the damages anyway. Yes. However, police have a video
of her doing it and determined Owen was responsible and
arrested her last week for a criminal mischief wrapped those
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ring camera. Mister Cooler swears he's never been with another woman,
and later it was determined during questioning that the eighteen
year old woman did it because she had a dream
that he was of that okay, Now, when a woman
can't determine the reality from the dream world, you might
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want to be a little more selected later on down
the dreamed it so she destroyed his car.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Young no young love, first love. She had a psychic premonition.
That's a you.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
You may remember the story that we did about a
man who has chosen to live as a dog in
a sixteen thousand dollars collige costumes actually a really.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Good costume looks like he looks like a dog.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Known as Topo on YouTube, he first made headlines when
he expressed his wish to live life as a dog now.
In his videos, tocoing gauges in dog like behavior, strolling
down streets and being petted. He even assures a child
that he doesn't bite. After a period of silence on
his social media accounts, Toko has re emerged with a
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furry companion, A new friend dressed as a husky.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Seems that he's.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Found his match, posted to his channel I Want to
be an Animal and it's seventy thousand strong followers. The
video is titled Pokey Dance Sorry, and the pair play
with a dog toy and perform very human dance moves. Toko,
the Collie has previously been seen being pushed around in
a stroller by his owner, much like.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Uh, don't don't say.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
It, costume is well maintained.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
One viewer commented on the latest video featuring Toko's companion,
there are two now, the two men in dog costumes
have now become lovers. And no they did not reveal
whether they do it doggy stock.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Oh sorry, no you're not.
Speaker 17 (20:07):
But that's okay, go right ahead. I feel kind of
pale and sickly after that story.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm as well you should. I feel Oh my god,
is there a picture?
Speaker 9 (20:18):
There's tocod Hey, I'm gonna have nightmares.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
How does when he goes out in his college costume
and assures kids he won't bite don'tn't freak the kids
out that a dog is actually talking to them?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Now, thanks to Disney that I want to watch Lady
in the Tramp over and over and over.
Speaker 17 (20:36):
Well, I feel really bad for this new mommy in Ohio.
She must feel like a dairy cow at some time
instead of a dog. She's not a new new mommy.
This is her second kid. Her name is Leah. She's
in Ohio. She came up with an interesting way to
deal with her apparent oversupply of breast milk. Since giving
birth to son number two, she's been producing way more
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milk than the kid can drink, about.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Cups a day.
Speaker 17 (21:01):
Dawn Wow, Lady, take a rest, Leah it is and
she says that in here she calls it liquid gold.
Leah explained that she likely created this over supply by
pumping her breast every three hours right after birth, and
that made her body think that it needed to produce
more breastwilk breast milk and not wanting it to go
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to waste, she experimented with different breast milk uses like
breast milk smoothies, breast milk butter, breast milk soap, and
the champion apparently breast milk fruit flavored popsicles.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She gives them family breast milk fruit flavored pop fish.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
Her kids and her husband enjoy these breast milk popsicles,
making sure none of that quote liquid gold goes to waste.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Now, not everybody online gets it.
Speaker 17 (21:56):
She's been getting slammed and skewered in her comments, and
Leah brushes that off. Boosting breast milk is called liquid
gold for a reason. It has so many benefits so
now she's apparently the only woman as far as we
know on record, that can make titty sickles Tommy.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
At least she keeps it in the family. Don't give
it a stranger, don't sell it on the street.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Don't do that. And aside from the usual crime rates
typically associated with New York in the Big Apple, there's
another ract that is plaguing law enforcement. Perverts whacking off
in public purposely in front of people. The number of
people masturbating publicly has seen a significant rise from last year.
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There were three hundred and seventy eight complaints filed from
the start of this year up to June thirtieth. That's
up from two hundred and fifty one the same period
last year.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The data pointed out that body parts being exposed isn't
all sexual, with some being caught publicly urinating and then
they charge them with in d and exposure. But that
little comfort to many New Yorkers. Outraged residents are speaking
out over the New York Police Department's failure to respond
to their complaints about one particular serial whacker, Offer, who
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allegedly is easily identified by the Marine Corps tattoo on
his back no. Many critics have blamed the increase on
the city's easy breezy laws and broken mental health system
that will arrest a jerk off actually jerking off and
then releasing them right back onto the street.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
So there's two releases.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
Yes, and neither one of them is pleasant.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And now get out of jail.
Speaker 20 (23:41):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You know what, there's a song I got to play
for this, Yes, let me go fetch it. I'll bring
it right.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Back, all right, coming up next hour. Not only the
song that Boe has promised. We're gonna hook you up
with tickets to see Deep Purple Monday, August nineteenth at
Dicky's Arena and fort Worth. Of course it's a toy
box Tuesday, So you know Bo's gonna have some way,
some fun way for you to win them. We'll do
that around seven to fifty right here on the bow
and them show on Dallas. Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
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Star ninety two five.
Speaker 14 (24:13):
And the Sultans play crews.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
By the way, said like Bob Dylan a minute team.
That is what was Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Let me remind you that tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Is what ask a stuff day.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's right, So if you have a question, you should
call the Aska Stuff Hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. When you hear the little Deep
then you leave your question there and we'll answer it
on the air and we will play Choose your News
for those tickets to see Deep Purple. And Yes, and
there is no theme this time, no theme because we
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had a theme lest time.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Yes, the calendar says no.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Theme, so the Aska Stuff Hotline number two one four
eighty six six eighty six hundred. Also, I have been
asked to explain an experiment that we did on the
show years ago. You guys weren't here yet, But it's
something where your brain. Your brain is an amazing thing,
but there's certain things your brain just cannot do. And
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it's the simplest stuff you've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Touching your nose, patting your stomach, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, but it's a whole lot different from that, but
it's kind of on the same.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
All right, that's the experiment.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I can pat my head and rub my stomach. You're
so talented as long as I do with my left
hand on my right hand, look.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
At it at your bow.
Speaker 17 (25:30):
You can also say toy boat at five hundred miles
an hour ten times in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Toy boat toy boat, toy boat three times is all
I'm good for. But I'll explain it all tomorrow. I'll
explain it all tomorrow. And of course, like I said,
you know, there is a problem in New York. People
are whacking off in public and a lot of them
are homeless guys who don't have a place to stay
for the night, so they just stay in jail.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
At least they could face the wall so no one
has to see their bit.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, yeah, we don't want to see that thing.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
I don't mind you, you know, trying to use a
little stress relief in your day.
Speaker 17 (26:05):
I remember, always point a loaded weapon in a safe direction.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Exactly very important.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You know, it's very important. You know, if you're gonna
do it, don't do it in front of people. But
if you do, I got a song about it, like
to hear it. Of course, here go.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
I read the front page headlines this morning. There was
a study with bad news to tell suddenly all of
life's favor in pastimes, hobbies and pleasures are bad for
your health. Coffee's addictive, wine makes you sterile, fat makes
your heart stop, Sex even kills. One box of popcorn
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can wipe out a family. Well, so much for all
of life's favorite thrills. But this is the good part.
One of these pastimes formally chied and are ridden with shame.
Studies have shown that, despite all the hoobla, affects from
this spice are surprisingly tame.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It has many a name.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Choking the chicken, beating the bishop, pumping the python, jerking around,
flogging the donkey, jerking the gurkin, milking the mango, and
punching the clown.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Also has insecticides that caused carcinoma and garlic. They say,
for your hell, it's a good play, but if you
eat too much, it gives your breath.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
A foul aroma.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
And my favorite pastime alleviates stress and helps develop right
hand coord in asia. It's more entertaining then a good
game of chess, and heck, it even helps control the popua.
There's a single says it makes you blind, but that
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was all a myth recent studies. Fine, so I think
I'm gonna do it all the time, Shuffling the knuckle,
pounding the porpoise, dropping the boys off, press in the flesh,
punching the munchkin, burping the bold man, swinging the turkey,
and beating the press, hanging with a Rosie and her
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five sisters, spaking the monkey, pounding the meat jacket, smacking
women out, and wag it the thing we couldn't do without.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
No one ever talks about.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Choking a bitch again, and beating the.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Bishop, and pumping the python, and jerking the kirk in
and spaking the monkey, and fisting the mister and Tamon, the.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Lying and crown and.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
The king.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
Orgeous.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
Please jerkin around. My palms are hairy chest. Please jerking around,
living off the fat.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Of the end orgees.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Please jerkin ut around.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
You don't need to explain any of that to I
didn't think so. Ballastoorst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay, uh,
I got a request for something that I don't think
Ale has heard yet. Have you heard Ralphie May talking
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about the Cuban coffee.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
No.
Speaker 17 (29:55):
I love Ralphie May. I've even partied with him at Street.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Ralphie was an old friend this show, and Jimmy and
I would always say, man, Ralphie, he's not going to
be around. But he waited over four hundred and fifty boy,
and we couldn't fit him in that chair right over there.
But Ralphie told this story, and I got a request
for it yesterday. And I'm not sure you've heard this before,
but coffee. This is Ralphie may our old late friend
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talking about the Cuban Coffee adventure. Stick around. You're going
to enjoy this. Do you want any coffee? I would
have had some Cuban coffee for you because how much
you liked it.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Coffee.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Tell no story that.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right.
Speaker 16 (30:37):
I was in I was in Miami and I was
working the improv down there, and my buddy Ricky Cruz said, hey,
let's go. He's Cuban. He said, let's go. It's a
great Cuban place.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
I know. I'm like, okay, no problem. I like Cubans.
I like food. So when I like Cuban food.
Speaker 16 (30:52):
You know.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And we went and had it.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It was great.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
Man.
Speaker 16 (30:55):
We had these croquettas and impanadas.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay, whatever those are, but they're sound good, all right.
Speaker 16 (31:00):
These coquettes is they're like they're like, uh, they take
like ham and spicy ham and wrap it in mashed
potatoes and then bread that and fry it.
Speaker 10 (31:09):
What you get in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I mean, we're Southern.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
How do we not figure that out?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I know? All right?
Speaker 16 (31:16):
And then the banatas are like a turnover, you know,
meat and some of cheese.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
It was delicious.
Speaker 21 (31:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (31:20):
And those epanas, by the way, are very hot. Okay,
let them cool off.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
I know, right, It's like they cook them in lava.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
It's crazy.
Speaker 16 (31:28):
But afterwards he was like, hey, man, you want some
Cuban coffee. And I'm like, sure, no problem. I like Cubans.
I like coffee. Let's do this all right. And he's like, well, uh,
it's uh you'll you'll see, you'll see, all right. So
we ordered okay, and it comes out and it's a
little baby doll t shet cup of coffee. Okay, yeah,
all right, but nobody tells me that it has the
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equivalent caffeine of like four shots of espress.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Nobody told me that. Okay, all right, So when.
Speaker 16 (31:54):
I see this little baby doll tea sheet cup of coffee,
I'm like, Diego, that was the guy's name, the waiter.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
I'm like, dad, this is America.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
When we order a cup of coffee, we get a
whole cup of coffee, rashing it because you'll have some
Cuba or something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You don't understand, huh, I know, I know.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
And he's like, okay, man, how much would you like?
Speaker 16 (32:17):
And I just i'd done a show for Starbucks and
they gave me this, uh, this cup that as long
as I had the cup, I get free coffee any
any Starbucks in the country. Yeah, but I get a
vent I get the gayest coffee they make it Starbucks.
I get a Venti white Mocha, non fat, no web,
stirred with extra gay sprinkled on top. It really is gay.
It should be started with a crank. Okay, okay, it
(32:38):
is all right, it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't care.
Speaker 16 (32:41):
But it's like twenty ounces, all right, all right? So
I handed my cup and I go just fill this up.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
He goes, okay, yeah, he sounds like Tony Montana on Starfish.
Speaker 16 (32:51):
It took him thirty minutes to brew up enough Cuban
coffee to Bill whoa okay, at a cost of fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Dollars, where you should have seen something wrong right there.
Speaker 16 (32:59):
And it was the caffeine equivalent of about one hundred
and twelve to one hundred and fourteen shots of express.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
I should have know something was wrong.
Speaker 16 (33:07):
Guys when I put in the milk and it didn't
change color. That's a bad sign. And that's when you go, man,
this ain't gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Is it all right?
Speaker 16 (33:15):
And let me tell you, it took me thirty minutes
drink that cup of coffee. That was the greatest thirty
minutes of my life. That thirty minutes, y'all, I could
see into the future.
Speaker 10 (33:24):
I was like, what, it's all gonna work out.
Speaker 16 (33:27):
We're gonna be okay, it's gonna be awesome, all right.
And let me tell you I was That caffeine.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Was washing over my body, like come on.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
I touched me.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was all over me.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
Right, all right.
Speaker 16 (33:40):
And then I put the cup down, dropped the deuce
in my pain. Oh swear to god, I literally dropped
it like it was hot. And you know, I was
amazed at the lack of warning I had. That's something
that you think you should get, like a like he
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should be a little foresight.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
To a little tickle down there.
Speaker 16 (34:03):
Usually as a preamble like oh, oh, it's crowning, it's crowning.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
No, just douce and and and.
Speaker 16 (34:13):
You know when you think of a lot of things
when you're semi famous, and you uh uh, you just
literally dropped a deuce in your pants in public. Like, wow,
that's gonna be a very uncomfortable ride back.
Speaker 10 (34:28):
To the Hope.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Can I stand up in the van?
Speaker 11 (34:32):
Right?
Speaker 16 (34:33):
And he's like, okay, yeah, I'm leaving these underwears here, okay, And.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
So I felt bad for the next guy.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
You know.
Speaker 16 (34:40):
That kid was like, I watch your Copista anyway, it's
just loaded load.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
It was so brutal.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh I know.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
And then the long walk.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Back, they're walking like a penguin.
Speaker 14 (34:58):
Oh god.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Every week.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Lone Star ninety two five, run like hell, get by
your phones because we have tickets to Deep Purple and
yes we're gonna give away here in just a little bit.
And since it's a toy box Tuesday, it will be
a toy it's a game.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Another game, okay, another game this time. All right, it's
pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
All right.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Most of you know who this guy is.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
This guy on Friday will turn eighty six years old.
He lives in Allen and you've seen him many times.
I'm talking about Burton Gilliam. Oh Burton turns eighty six
on Friday, and we had a great visit with Burton
Gilliam a few years ago.
Speaker 14 (35:49):
Of course, I got you a nice little intro here,
Ladies and gentlemen, winner of eight Golden glob Awards, Blazing Saddle,
and he cooked the beans in the farting scene in.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
That movie Blazing.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
His jobb to Overall.
Speaker 14 (36:19):
Oh god ready got and he's wearing a Blazing Saddle sweatshirt.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
I shut fellow.
Speaker 14 (36:27):
To Burton, gabod, how come it took so long for
us to get you on the show. I did not
know you lived in Allen Well. I'll tell you what,
if you just thrown a lot of money at it,
you don't have to be He's a whore, just like
we are. We were talking before we went on about
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how me and Burton did a charity softball game and
it was a couple of cowboy Butch Johnson and Charlie
Waters was there, I think, and uh, Dale Hanson was
on one of our teams.
Speaker 18 (37:01):
He was on one of our teams. H and he
Dale wanted to be shure, to be a short stuff.
You figure that, yeah, And he goes out and we would.
Speaker 14 (37:09):
Have won the game, except he went over and try
and knocked over the third base and trying to catch
a fly pop up cost us the game. And I
remember we were trying to there was some country star
that was there, and you said it was Conway Twint.
Conway Twitty would not get out of his limo. He
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would get out of it. No, it was a bobil hole.
He had the big bobil home. Oh, out of the thing.
I don't know what story on that was.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
I don't know, my goodness, so how are you, sir?
Speaker 18 (37:41):
I couldn't be better. It's a wonderful day, and it's
a wonderful life.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Let's go back to blazing saddles.
Speaker 14 (37:47):
Okay, come on, boys, away lotly gagging around.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
You said, there's a story that goes.
Speaker 18 (37:52):
Oh yeah, the way you lolly gagging around here, you
think is one hundred and twenty degrees. Ca'ped me more
than one hundred and fourteen. In the script it says,
can't be more than one hundred and seventeen. Meil came
in that morning and he came over me and said, listen,
let's change it to one hundred and fourteen, because one
hundred and fourteen is a whole lot funnier than one
(38:13):
hundred and seven.
Speaker 14 (38:15):
Yeah, well okay unless unless you would have said one
hundred and seventeen, one hundred seventeen, but he said a hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well it worked and its cinematic history.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
And Blazing Saddles was only your second movie, right, I
know what your first one is, paper Moon.
Speaker 6 (38:33):
You was Floyd the front manager Front Day.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
A great part to start in. Let me tell you.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
Oh yeah, I'd never been in a grade school play.
I'd never done anything.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know, he was going to try and tap Medlin
con weren't you he did.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
The last thing.
Speaker 18 (38:52):
You hear her say, or either one of us say,
we're behind a door in her dressing room and she says,
your show dog gets you.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
And then and then you see Ryan O'Neill storming. Now right,
yeah he's all in augh. But before you got started
acting a Paper Moon, you were a fireman here in
Dallas for a while. Yeah, fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Really?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Which station was it?
Speaker 20 (39:28):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (39:28):
When I finished, I was at fire Session number thirty
nine out on Shiloh Road.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah yeah, what in plane on air? No, that's in
cass of you.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
Oh down, it's.
Speaker 18 (39:41):
Out where Mesquite and Garland and Dallas right, there is
a fireman.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 18 (39:50):
More about putting out fires, and I don't know about acting.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
You know why, there's more to know about absolutely. When
did you retired then as a fireman? After paper one?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (40:03):
Yeah, so does Mail Brooks?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Call me?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Four months after we did Blazing Saddles.
Speaker 18 (40:11):
We finished it in November in a really in in February,
I got a phone called fire station. This guy says
his name is Meil Brooks. He's a writer, director, producer, actor,
and I don't know what all. I said, thank you,
mister Brooks, and he said, uh uh, I got a
picture for you. I said thank you, mister Brooks.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
That I hung up.
Speaker 18 (40:30):
Because I knew he I do want to Mail Brooks,
and I knew there was another fireman.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
But I say, did you think somebody was messing with you?
They were messing with Ten minutes later, I got another
call to say, Hey, what you hang up on me for?
Speaker 6 (40:44):
He said, he said, Hey, this is Mail Brooks.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Don't hang go.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Them show.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five New
Year's Day.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
It seemed like it was only six seven months ago,
doesn't it?
Speaker 9 (41:03):
It was?
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Oh, as a matter of fact, it was something like that.
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Okay, coming up, I have another interview of somebody you've
seen on TV many many times. Now, gonna tell you
who it is, because right now we have tickets to
give away to see Deep Purple, and yes about it
coming to Dicky's Arena.
Speaker 9 (41:21):
Huh so you said it's a game. We have to
identify y so on a toy box Tuesday. Sometimes I
like to do toys, and some of those toys are
are games because you play games as a kid, and
you may have played this game.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
This game is not that old, but it's old enough
to make it go. I can almost think of that game.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
What is it? All right? So not that old? So
in this era?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, eighties?
Speaker 6 (41:46):
I think it about it come out in the eighteen eighties.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Okay, that's a good hand. That was a wild back,
all right? Two one four or eight one seven seven
eighty seven five. I'm going to play the commercial. Actually,
I put two pieces of a commercial together for this toy.
Tell me what it is and I will give you
the tickets to see Deep Purple.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Ready ready, ready or not? Here it comes. It's history
taste games person fall. Yes, a very good question.
Speaker 18 (42:11):
You person have a beer.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's not you, you boy?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
You would Let's play?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yes, you know history, but I'm still here.
Speaker 18 (42:30):
It doesn't have a beer?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
No, do you have to wear classic?
Speaker 6 (42:34):
No see, it's not you neither.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I know.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
It's game.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Cars do not actually talk.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Game cars don't actually talk. Do you think some kid
got pissed off talking? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 10 (42:49):
Annabelle?
Speaker 6 (42:50):
You not?
Speaker 11 (42:51):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Come on, man, Well you said it was going to
be easy. You asked, you asked questions about what their
guy or gal is, and they answer them back and
you have to figure out.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Well, you don't want to give it away.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I don't want to give it away. But some of
you know this game.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
Okay, now you play it again?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Do you want me to play it again? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:13):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
All right, let's play it again. Here's the game. Tell
me what it is.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
It's history past Curve. You playing Fall? Yes, very good question.
Speaker 18 (43:24):
Person, have a beer?
Speaker 9 (43:31):
You yet you win?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Let's play again? Me on History, but I'm still here.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
You have a bear?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No we no see, it's not you neither.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
I know it's let's play.
Speaker 22 (43:54):
Game cards do not actually talk.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Game cards do not actually talk.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I don't win.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
You don't win.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I thought you'd get this right off the bat.
Speaker 17 (44:03):
All right, here's my guess. I'm just gonna pee in
the dark with this one.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You're you're almost right, damn it, almost right?
Speaker 6 (44:09):
Kidding me? The name of it? Is this?
Speaker 10 (44:12):
What?
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Oh see?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I was real close right here? Okay, okay, okay two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine five. If you can guess what game this is,
I will give you the tickets game don't actually tom
no kidding bowing them show? Can you tell me what
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game that is?
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Guess who?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Guess who?
Speaker 9 (44:39):
Right?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Guess who got because she got to guess who?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
You describe you? Does he have glasses?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Does he wear a beard? I was gonna say it's
also a cool rock and roll band. Yes it was, Yes,
as a matter of fact, that you're in Okay, you
got deep purple tickets? Who is this?
Speaker 14 (44:56):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Where you came from?
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
All right, hang on just a few minutes. We got
to hold on and we'll get some information from you
and hook you up for the show. All right, all right,
perfect way to go, man. Okay, tomorrow may be a
little tougher, cause you're gonna have to choose your news
to win those deep purple and yes tickets. Hey, By
the way, that means tomorrow's as good Stuff day. So
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if you got to call the Asking Stuff hotline with
your question two one, four eight, six, six eighty six hundred.
Speaker 9 (45:27):
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Speaker 6 (45:40):
And then at four forty five this afternoon.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Make sure you're listening for JEFFK to open up the
lone Star ticket window. He has your shot at tickets
to see Sebastian Maniscalco this Saturday at the American Airline Center.
That's today on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, he's under the match. Dallas host Classic Rock lone
Star Night two five. All right, toy Box Tuesday. Here
is another interview that we did from a lady who
turned sixty eight years old.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Yesterday, Okay, and who would that be?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Why that would be? Miss Maureen McCormick, Marsha Marsha Marsha
Marsha Brady Marsha marsh she had a book out at
the time, okay, because they always got something to sell.
Speaker 14 (46:30):
All right. We've had Greg Jarry Williams on the show.
We have even had Florence Henderson on this show. Wait there,
it's called time for Marcia. Wait a minute, hello, lone star.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hey guys, we have Maureen McCormick. Well, stand her in.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
I am standing right.
Speaker 14 (46:50):
I know you hear it all the time, but Marcia
marsha mars that's what they say. Don't you hate it
when people call you by your character name.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Good thing.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
We don't have anything to be popular about.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
It, you know, honestly, it's it's really fun to hear it.
I must hear it a million times a day, but
it always brings a smile to my face because it
brings such a smile whoever is saying it, you know,
to their face, and that makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
And you write about it in your book, Marie McCormick.
Speaker 14 (47:20):
Here's the story surviving Marcia Brady and finding my true voice.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
Right you know what I'm holding in my hand right now?
Speaker 7 (47:29):
What?
Speaker 15 (47:29):
No?
Speaker 13 (47:30):
It?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Come on? Okay, all right? Not that.
Speaker 14 (47:34):
I for my birthday got an autograph picture of you
that my cohort.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
Jimmy gave me, Wow, isn't that sweet?
Speaker 7 (47:41):
That is sweet?
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Well you a hot down?
Speaker 7 (47:45):
Well, thank you guys?
Speaker 14 (47:47):
What started you on your road to ruin? You know
we've all done stuff we're ashamed of, but I mean
I didn't know. If i'd have known you were trading
sex for drugs, I called.
Speaker 7 (47:56):
It what got me on the road, I guess us.
After I finished the show, I met a guy and
he said he wanted to take me over to his
teacher's house one day.
Speaker 14 (48:09):
Always oh, that line never worked for me.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
And we went up to this house in Laurel Canyon
and walked in and there were all these people sitting
around the living room and they were all shooting coke,
and there was this mountain of cocaine on the glass table.
They asked me if I wanted to try it to
and I said sure. I had no idea what it
was or what it would do or anything, and I
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became addicted to it.
Speaker 14 (48:36):
Was this while you were doing the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
No, it was asking, oh, okay, because.
Speaker 14 (48:40):
You show up on the set grinding your teeth and
somebody's going to be suspicious, so you would poke for coke?
Speaker 7 (48:47):
Yes, I did with some dealers, Did you really I did?
Speaker 6 (48:51):
Like I say, we've all done stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
We're ashamed of.
Speaker 14 (48:54):
Now, exactly, tell me about that Michael Jackson day. Did
you go to a tickle party or had Lama rides.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Or something, or did you do well?
Speaker 7 (49:00):
It was when Michael was fourteen and I was sixteen,
so I was the cougar.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Cougar at sixteen, that's a good one.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
I would go over to his house and hang out
with his brothers and sisters, and Michael and I on
our dates would go ice skating and hold hands. It
was very romantic.
Speaker 14 (49:24):
Oh but did you notice that when you went back
to the Jackson household that every time Michael got some
new surgery that Tito got a little small.
Speaker 7 (49:33):
Well, you know, I never knew Michael when when.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
She didn't.
Speaker 14 (49:39):
Okay, okay, this was pre cocaine days. Because I was
just thinking, you know, when you were doing all that blow,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Not judging you for it, I hope not.
Speaker 14 (49:50):
Then when you had the Brady episode where you got
hit in the nose with the football, that could have
covered up and deviated. So I'm just I'm just thinking
out loud, which is.
Speaker 7 (49:59):
A big right, you're right, that's very funny.
Speaker 14 (50:02):
But you know what caused you all the trouble there, Maureene.
What is that little teaky statue that the Brady's found
in Hawaii?
Speaker 7 (50:09):
God, damn teky Statuere that's it, That's what did it?
I know I've been cursed.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well now it explains it now, Marie.
Speaker 15 (50:17):
In the book, you say that you and Greg Brady
were inseparable during the Hawaii shoot.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Tell us a little more about that. Oh, you have
to go through that angle, don't you.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
It was really really romantic and Kerry and I really
had the hots for each other and we took a
walk on the beach. It was beautiful, the sun was
setting and we had our first kiss and it was
really incredible.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
You know what.
Speaker 14 (50:44):
Hearing you say this makes me want to sing tiny bubbles.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
Well, you should come visit us sometime.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I've ever been to Dallas Marine.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
Yes, I have, and I would love to come visit y'all.
Speaker 14 (50:56):
Well, please do y'all, y'all you can come visit us
all and I like her, We won't don't know cocaine
on the control board and make you snort it?
Speaker 7 (51:05):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Well ask her it'll nae you to Coole and Marcia.
Speaker 7 (51:09):
Marshall Marcher, thank you, Darling, Darland Darling.
Speaker 6 (51:12):
All right, you come see us now you're here.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Oh maybe enough, the time's up.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
She's fine, Yah, he is, She gets it, doesn't She
got a song.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Abouttle Let's here, Here you go. Here's the story.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
I'm a book by Marcia and she claims she was
a very naughty girl that a hot romance with Greg,
her TV brother, and.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
We heard that she really rocked his world.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (51:45):
In the Tello from Russia, Brady she drank quite a
lot of blooze and did ka ludes. If you told
her that you had some cocaine, it put her in there.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
And she also had a date with Michael Jackson. Can
you blame her for amos drug she took me?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:08):
This group was one dysfunctional family.
Speaker 21 (52:11):
And you can read it all in Marcia Brady's book,
in Marcia's book, in Marcia's book, you can read it
all in Marcia Brady's book, Bless Her Heart.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
Hey, oh and Mama, I love you.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Old sorry ninety two five our boy Rick Darringer seventy
seven years old yesterday, And yeah, I'm gonna play it
whether you want to.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Hear it or not.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
Thank you, Mom, You're welcome.
Speaker 22 (52:57):
He sat stuffy with the pinky guitar, hanging his tongue
out at the back of my car.
Speaker 17 (53:19):
He's gotta stand next car with a good plated change.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Hey, well that shookye cane. I is my main great
and saying, rock get Roads, Stoomy, you made all the
chist rules.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Lock get Ross, Stoomy.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
Donkey Daddy, you're too choo.
Speaker 11 (53:54):
Meg Wow party every Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Pad an old fire hydrant, a.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Brief side.
Speaker 19 (54:03):
With a pretty paraboot as he picked up at the pot.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
No bos about it. He's a crazy.
Speaker 19 (54:13):
Rock canoes. Scooby, you made all the chicks go home,
rock camera, Scooby Doo.
Speaker 22 (54:28):
Dogget down it you too too, Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Wow you.
Speaker 11 (54:38):
Here? I who all right?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
The good news is you won't have to wait but
a whole year before I play.
Speaker 6 (54:53):
On Scooby's birthday, we could play it.
Speaker 17 (54:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Scooby is a cartoon character.
Speaker 6 (54:59):
Surely he has he doesn't have a birthday.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Surely there's a national Scooby Doo Day down the road
twenty Probably, Yes, Mick Jagger has been a spectator at
the Summer Olympics in Paris with his youngest of eight
children's seven year old son Devereaux. They've been going around
and I still think about that image of these people
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on their phones and Mick Jagger is sitting right.
Speaker 6 (55:25):
Next to us.
Speaker 9 (55:26):
He's right in the middle, and they're old enough to
know who Mick Jagger is, but they're all on their phones.
Speaker 17 (55:31):
I guess, Oh, thank you Mick for paying attention to
the Olympics, unlike the gen Z years around him exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Tickets for the thirty ninth Annual Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame Induction Ceremony August nineteenth in Cleveland go on
sale this Friday at nine am at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse
dot com case you were thinking about going. The Cakes
will release a limited issue sixtieth anniversary edition of their
breakout single You Really Got Me through their online store
on August eighteenth. They are pressing only one, nine hundred
(56:01):
and sixty four copies.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
Of it in honor of the year that it came out.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Oh Hearts. Nancy Wilson, along with leed To Ford she
E and Alice Cooper. Guitarist Nita Strauss, will appear at
a women only edition of Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp
December fifth through the eighth in Los Angeles. And the
Annual Bowl for Ronnie Benefit, where the Ronnie James Dio
Stand Up and Shout Cancer Fund will be held in
November fourteenth at the Penns Bowling Center in Studio City, California.
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And if you're a Ronnie James Dio fan and you
get a chance, there's a movie called Dio Dreamers Never Die. Yeah, well,
I got to see this. It's all about Ronnie James
Dio and there's some stuff that you didn't know about it.
Do you know he was a duop singer when he
started out, Yes he did.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
He was well, he had a great voice. Yes he is,
Yes he was.
Speaker 9 (56:49):
Hear this story, Okay. The former director of the Elberon
Library in Iowa is facing a preliminary hearing this week.
Bailey Jenkins allegedly encouraged and allowed seven children at the
library to destroy part of said library. The damage that
these kids did reportedly exceeded eighteen thousand dollars by the
(57:12):
time that they were finished. What's more, social media posts
from Jenkins announced that the damage was done coincidentally enough,
on the same day that was to be her last
day working at the library. Now, Bailey Jenkins is facing
seven counts of solicitation to commit a felony and two
counts of criminal mischief.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
You're coming with mama to work today. Here's a couple
of hammers and saws. I'll give you instructions when we.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Get Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 9 (57:42):
And when you think of like a school librarian or
school you know, library director, you don't think of somebody
soliciting kids to do damage.
Speaker 14 (57:50):
My mama would never do it. She's a librarian. No, no,
she'd have done it her damnself. I know I'm not
the only one that's been sitting on the beach and
wish that an old bottle with a weird message in
it would wash up. This is a reality.
Speaker 17 (58:05):
Apparently, a message in a bottle washed up on the
shore of Ocean City, New Jersey, and it just might
be a Guinness World record holder. This bottled up message
appears to have been sent in eighteen seventy six, m
floating around for that long safely and keeping dry. I
guess they opened it up and Smith Murphy, the guy
(58:26):
who discovered it, found a business card inside from a
place called WG and J. Clem Jens Furnishing Goods in Philadelphia,
along with a note suggesting that it was dropped from
a book called The Neptune in Atlantic City one hundred
and forty eight years ago. So if authenticated by Guinness,
this would surpass the previous oldest message in a bottle
(58:46):
record of one hundred and thirty one years that was
discovered back in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Crazy Look Bulllinkle a message in a bottle fan mail
from some flounder. Okay, if I'm doing Rocky and Bullwinkle,
I've lost it.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
Until we started with Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah exactly exactly. One of the two runways that Dallas
love Field is now closed as work for safety improvements begin.
The closure is expected to last until approximately October twenty ninth,
a span of eighty five days, and they say could
result in flight delays, no, could result in flat probably
(59:24):
will result. Can almost make a guarantee everything will be fine.
Love Field says the project on the runway will correct
safety deficiencies with new grading and the installation of a
new drainage system along Taxiway A. Airport officials Warren travelers
that all air traffic will now use one runway, downing
the enclosure and the reduced airfield capacity. They advise customers
(59:46):
to check flight statuses when flying. Additionally, those who live
and work in the area might notice it may be
a little louder.
Speaker 6 (59:54):
With all this work going, kind of like around here
kind of story.
Speaker 17 (59:58):
Yeah, yeah, except ours indoors. We don't know when we're
gonna hear. Oh dude, they're using a metal saw down
the hall this morning.
Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Oh good, rag, it's down there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
A woman is facing multiple charges after a police stand
off in the fort Worth suburb of Bedford over the weekend.
Bauser tried to stop thirty four year old Sallouonda Hayes
for speeding in the express lanes of Highway one eighty
three on Sunday afternoon. Instead of pulling over, Hayes called
a Bedford dispatch and told him she had a gun
(01:00:31):
in the car and she just may use it. Now,
what did you do that for? You're just asking for trouble.
She eventually pulled over, but refused to leave the vehicle
for several hours, which of course tied up traffic because
they had to shut down the highway and people.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Were extremely pissed.
Speaker 18 (01:00:47):
Off.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
A swap team eventually used tear gas to force her
out of the car. She was transferred to the Terran
County jail after being medically cleared by doctors, saying she
wasn't crazy. She needs to go to jail. Oh yeah,
And NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sudy Williams have been
stranded in space since arriving at the International Space Station on.
Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
June sixth y stranded two months ago today.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Their journey was supposed to last just two weeks, but
ongoing technical issues with their ride have delayed their return indefinitely.
In fact, MASA hasn't announced a return date yet. NASA
says it may be a while before they can get
somebody up to the International Space Station to fix the problem.
It may be as long as ten.
Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Or fifteen days. No geez, space uber, that's what they need.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
These guys want to come home.
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Maybe there's something we can do.
Speaker 20 (01:01:42):
If you're trapped on a broken down space station, you
need a repair company you can trust. That's why there's
spacecraft repair. Yes, just let us know what the problem
is and we'll send somebody to fix.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
It as soon as we can.
Speaker 20 (01:01:55):
Spacecraft repair, how can I help you?
Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Yeah, we're in space and there's a problem.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
We seem to have lost power and the backup generator
is almost dead.
Speaker 20 (01:02:02):
Not to worry.
Speaker 22 (01:02:03):
We'll send somebody up to repair that as soon as
we can. When's that It should be about six to
eight weeks.
Speaker 14 (01:02:09):
Watch, but we're starving up here.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I'll make sure they bring sandwiches with them.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Pace Craft Repair one, Call fixes at all, Call now.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Space CFT Pace Dallas. What was Classic rock lone star
ninety two five? By the way, ask a stuff day tomorrow.
I'm sure you've got a question or two swimming round
and you'll haid and you need us to look up
the answer for you. We'll call the Aska Stuff Hotline
two and four eight six six eighty six hundred and
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we'll also play Choose your News For those tickets to
see Deep.
Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Purple and Yeah, and there's no theme nothing, but.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
It's going to be bizarre as you'd expect it to be.
Guarantee I have to do is find the fake headline.
Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Not so easy as you think it is not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Okay, who want our tickets? Go to Tannehill's Music and Tavern.
Speaker 17 (01:02:59):
Now Steve Pearson in Bonham, he can't wait to just
see how dirty their honey is.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Say about that school is about to start. I hate
to bust it till you like that, kids, But that
means many families will be out shopping for clothes, shoes,
and school supplies. I remember Mom would take me and
my brother shopping for school supplies. Of course we wanted
to buy anything except school supplies. Yeah, but that's all
(01:03:26):
she'd let us.
Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Spend money on.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Thankfully, this weekend is tax free weekend in Texas.
Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
And it's not just for people with kids.
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Oh yeah, it's for anything, well not anything. There's certain
things you can't buy that'll.
Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Be taxed, but you can get clothes and shies.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
The annual sales tax Exemption Holiday runs from Friday through
midnight on Sunday. Specific items like school supplies, backpass clothing,
and shoes priced under one hundred dollars will not be
taxed at the register.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
I love it, give you a little break there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
The tax free items can be bought in store or
purchased online as long as those stores do business in Texas. Okay,
otherwise you'd be defeating the purpose, yeah, wouldn't you? So
if you got a shop for school supplies. Yeah, wait
till this Friday through Sunday. Do all the states get
a break like that? Or are we just getting treated
well here?
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
I don't know. I think we're just cooler than all
the other states. That's why I get it. I'm with him. Yeah, oga, oh,
we're cooler, except weather.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Wise, we're not cool weather. I had people say, oh God,
how do you live with what heat down there in Texas?
Do when I lived in Minnesota? Okay, how do you
stand this below zero weather nine months out of the day?
Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I'll take the heat over the cold any day.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Absolutely, as long as the air conditioner is worth Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
Yeah, Hey, led Zeppelin fans, lone Star is your home
forget the lead out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
We do it every weeknight at nine and it's a
salute to the mighty led Zeppelin.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
Here life cuts, deep tracks, rarities, and so much more
Monday through Friday at nine pm right here on Dallas
Fort Ward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
You don't know how it feels to be? Means?
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Don't you feel me?
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
And see?
Speaker 13 (01:05:07):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Oh was my Michael?
Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Oh well I love it when we hear those thought
bubbles above your head. I know, but it's kind of like, uh,
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 16 (01:05:21):
Boy?
Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
I know that's what you say.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
You've been saying that for twenty years ever since up
on the area. But it is what it is till
it ain't no more. But tomorrow we is askus Stuff day.
So if you have a question called the Aska Stuff
hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred
and we'll play your call on the air, answer it
for you and play choose your news for tickets to
(01:05:43):
see Deep Purple and Yes, which is a great bill.
Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
Oh yeah, absolutely, And of course we have.
Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Time wasters, don't we always at this.
Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
Time of bay we do Bow Roberts. Eve'd like to
check them out.
Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
Go to the Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com. What you got, So,
Sammy Hagar's the Best of All World's Tour which is
coming to Doski's Pavilion in Dallas Thursday, August twenty second, Well,
right now, it's on a break and so of course
Sammy Hagar went back to the beach in southern California,
and he's posted a video of himself out in the
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garden grabbing some fresh vegetables.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
I just got home. I went straight to the garden. Well,
I've put on my uniform first. Those zucchinis and.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Herbs and stuff gonna make a wonderful pasta.
Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
And I want to say, this is more fun than
any tour I can remember in my life. I am
so happy.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
People are killing it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
I have a few days off and this is what
I want to do. Okay, pasta in the house hold
on we're not doing cheers. I bet it's more than pasta.
Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
Yes, And he's raising a glass of some of his
Primo tequila. And by uniform, of course, he means he's
wearing his swim trunks.
Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Yeah, that's Sammy's official uniform. Yes, that is.
Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
And he's shirtless. So if you want to see some
Sammy hagar hair, go ahead, hairgar as you could call it. Boy,
it's kind of hairy. Check it out on our page
on loan Star ninety two five dot com. Hey, so,
remember last week we told you how the power went
out at Sammy's concert in Cleveland, Ohio. Oh yeah, Well
apparently that's a thing now because over the weekend, the
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power went out during the first night of Graham Nash's tour.
It happened in Boulder, Colorado, but Graham Nash said, no electricity,
no problem.
Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
He kept playing. He did an acoustic set.
Speaker 9 (01:07:34):
We have the post with the pictures from the lights
being out up on our website.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I'm going to give you as much as i can
so i can get paid tonight. I'm not stopping because
if I stop, I ain't getting paid. It was cool.
It was like candlelight, wasn't it.
Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
It was?
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
It was awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
If you want, you can even google and see some
of the fan videos from the acoustic set when the
power went out. Pete Townsend here he goes again, and
he's once again addressed the possibility of the Who touring.
He tells The Daily Beast, I don't know what's going
to happen with the WHO. I'm hoping Roger and I
can find some common ground. So you want to check
(01:08:13):
out that interview that he had with The Daily Beast.
Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
We have a link to that.
Speaker 9 (01:08:16):
Rod Stewart celebrated the first anniversary of his Wolfe's Whiskey
on Sunday at the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas. By
the way, Rod wrapping up his thirteen year residency at
the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace tomorrow. It's his two hundredth show,
and Billy Idle has posted an amazing video of him
(01:08:38):
and his guitarist Steve Stevens doing acoustic version of Rebel Yell.
It happened this past April, but he just posted the video.
They're on the one hundred and third floor circular balcony
of the Empire State Building in New York City.
Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
You want to check this out. It is incredible. And finally,
imagine practicing.
Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
Your golf swim at a golf course and you're on
the practicing field when all of a sudden, this plane
just comes crashing down right next to you, misses you
by that much.
Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Whoa.
Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
It happened in Sacramento, California, and we've got the video
up for you to check out on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Well, it would be intriguing, but you know we got
an after show to do. You know, we got another
show tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
Scroll that.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Let's go sailing.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Yeah, let's let Dennis d. Young take us on a
big boat ride.
Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
What do you say?
Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Absolutely, especially if his boat looks like a piano. Ah,
it might we don't know, ye from the mind of
Dennis Deyong. Yeah, it's almost as dangerous as what's inside
my head. I'm not even sure that. Okay, tomorrow is
ask this stuff Day. Hope you got some questions ready,
because we'll find some answers for you, and we'll also
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play choose your news for tickets to see Deep Purple.
And yes, which is when this Monday month? Two weeks,
two weeks yesterday, two weeks from yesterday, Monday, August nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
You'd go there a week from yesterday, but you ain't
gonna see it. Well, you'll have great seats. Yes, you'll
have a little there. You have a little while to wait,
a little lonely. Yeah, come to think of it. Okay,
our after show decompression session is next, where we'll talk
about whatever pops into our feeble little brains. And of
course tomorrow we will answer questions that have been bothering
(01:10:34):
people for a long time since the beginning of time,
just the beginning, well at least since they woke up
that morning.
Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
We build out.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Twelve good ones, so the three of us need to
meet up early in that other room over them. Really,
we got some good ones.
Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
Yeah, and there's room for more.
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Bring them on, yes sir, Yes, sir, because I'm sure
you have more than one question, because we'll.
Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
Take more than one.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Some people pile two into one voicemail. Hi, No, try
to be greedy, but that's all right. Okay. So we'll
see you on the after show, and we'll see you
on the show nought Show tomorrow. Iyey, bring it, We'll
see you bye.