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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, So how the medical experiments go so good?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was so good.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
If I'm a squeeze right in here, if my thighs
will let me, okay.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm your border by vam. Come on rubbing each other,
roll the din.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Girls with girls, guys with guys, sleep into each other's eyes.
Now promenadeat all around the place. Everyone starts fucking face.
Now you make a star nol the man lies time, squeezels,
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don't you bug?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh no, your partners. I didn't tell.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Partners your paints just done the day.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And lesbian, well, it was a National coming Out Day
over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Okay it was.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And everybody always asks for barbecue Bob's Gay and Lesbian
Square Dance. So since it is at boy Box Tuesday,
there you go, begs Bo. That's what I do. Sometimes
I don't do it well, but it's what I do anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm a friend of mine. He posted on the National
coming Out Day that a picture of him with he
man from when he was really little, and he said,
this is how I knew.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
When you start getting a boner because of your toys. Yes,
you may have to come to grip for something.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Masturbators of the Universe it is I like that one.
Hold on to that Hold on.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, it is a toy Box Tuesday, and we have
some blasts from the past and a couple of other
things that will kind of make.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You go hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Really, we're gonna have you learned something today about the
history of a word that's been around for a long
long time. Okay, it's all I'm gonna say. Learning is good. Yes,
as we celebrate Yes, National I Love Lucy Day. The
TV show debuted on this date in nineteen fifty one
and ran until nineteen fifty seven. For four of its
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six years on the air, I Love Lucy was the
most watched television show in the country. It was the
first show ever to end while at the top of
the Nielsen Raider.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And I still love watching all those old yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah, She'll live forever in reruns. Amen, National White
Cane Safety Day. Watch you head where you're swing that
thing walk? Mine is blue? So I guess I'm left
out here a right? This is for people who are blind.
Oh that's what it is. Oh yes, well, now I
feel like making a joke about it. It's Information Overload
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Awareness Day because sometimes you just can't take it all away.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I think that's every day.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, it is Global hand Washing Day because we
don't know where yours have been, and you don't know
where ours have been.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
At the start of the pandemic, we were doing so
well washed in hands, and I think some people have
forgotten about it.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Yeah, you know what's funny and at the same time
it pisses me off. Down the hole in the men's
room is a sign on the wall that says, wash
your hands for twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right, yeah, all right, you put your damn hand under
there and get the water running. How long does the
water run? About five seconds? About point five?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I just have to keep dealing. Oh yeah, washing your hands.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It is Lord Sewing Lover's Day because who like sitting
at a singer sewing machine and making something You may
not use it somebody nobody's gonna wear. That's my mom.
National Pharmacy Technician Day. Oh yes, we get the ills.
You guys give us the pills. As a matter of fact,
keep that in mind. National Pharmacy Technician Day for when
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we do these easy top giveaway. At seven, it is
National Pug Day, celebrating the dog that looks like he
just ran into a wall.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
At full Speed the Dog for men in black.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, the National grouch Day shot, International Day of Rural Women.
Now you mean there's some feral females running around in
the forest. If you catch one, do you get to
keep a country women?
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Country women?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Women who live out in rural USA?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That works for me.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I'm thinking like Brent in Texas where they shot Texas
Chainsaw Women.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
National Mushroom Day, because reality can be so hard to
deal with. I think it means not the other kind
of National roast pheasant Day. Has anybody ever ordered pheasant
a restaurant? Yeah, National Chicken Catchatory Day in case they're
out of pheasantory. And it's National Cheese curd Day, Yeah, Wisconsin.
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I guess I just have a hard time wanting to
eat something that rhymes with turgs. It's good, but it's greasy.
So we got some plans for you here on Toy
Box Tuesday. If you have a suggestion, let us know,
we'll be glad to take it. And we got sports
of all sorts coming up. Then it's the freaking fool File,
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which always defies description on a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's never a shortage of freaks fools.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Thank God for that. Lord, thank you for making all
them dickheads. Mercy. Well, you know what time it is.
It's time to do our morning straw.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Yeah for this mess here today, do it no longer.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, Now we're already here. We may as well go
ahead and finish the job we started to screw up
at all. If everybody's ready, ready or not, pilt your
head back. It's easier to take head.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Come.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's showtime. Dallas Horse Classic rock lone Star ninety two
five from the album Take a picture. It'll last longer
than just making sure you're on your toes. Hey, it's
six thirty in times Very sports.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sorry, brought to you buy the will hed Law Firm
injury lawyers go to willhightwins dot Com.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I hate to keep opening up this old wound, but
over the course of six games, the Cowboys have trotted
out nineteen first or second year players in the hopes
they can develop into reliable pieces across the board. The
unfortunate reality is that most of the time that doesn't
happen overnight. The Cowboys have won three of their six
games to start the twenty twenty four season, but after
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a forty seven to nine beat down by the Detroit
Lions and their four straight loss at AT and T Stadium.
The time is now for the newcomers on this team
to make their presence felt and step it up. Of
these areas it may need to pay forward. Is the
most upfront offensive line. After the Dallas run game only
generated fifty three yards on the ground and Dak Prescott
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got pressured forty seven four percent of the time and
he's dropping back, there's no question the unit needs play better,
especially with two rookies starting a majority of these snaps
in Tyler Guidon and Cooper beb. Being familiar with the
guy next to you is up most importance for lineman
because it's kind of like a brotherhood. Yeah, you know,
our jommers to take care can read each other, you
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know exactly. Chemistry. Yes, that's one of your biggest decisions
as a head coach. In personnel, Mike McCarthy said of
the offensive line, because those five guys playing together, in particular,
practicing together at the end of the day, it's huge.
You don't get those reps back, well, the boys have
an extra week to get back in sync, not only
on an offensive line but everywhere else. So let's think
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happy thoughts my friend, because we got an extra week
not to have to worry about him losing.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Here's a happy thought. They won't lose this Sunday yl
not playing he at and T Stadium was a familiar
scene Sunday night, as dejected fans more into blistering Cowboys
loss against the Detroit Lions. So many fans actually left
the game early.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It was that bad.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Certainly felt like a low point in the Cowboys franchise history,
and it turns out it almost was. The forty seven
to nine beat down to the Detroit Lions put the
Cowboys just a touchdown shy of the worst blowout in
franchise history. It was, however, their largest blowout at at
and T Stadium, which opened to two thousand and nine,
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and the team's worst loss since nineteen eighty eight. Adding
insult to injury, it all went down on Jerry's eighty
second birthday. No, it's not. Of the top five worst
losses in Cowboys history, four of them were at home.
The top five worst blowouts in franchise history now include
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Sunday's game against the Lions, which takes the fifth position.
With the deficit of thirty eight points. The cowboys worst
loss to the Bears in nineteen eighty five remains unchallenged.
Jerry's kids got shut out in that game, forty four
to nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, we're just telling you this because Sunday could have
been worse than it almost it could have been bad.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Don't get too upset, it could have been a lot worse.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Well, my friends, maybe what Dak means after that particular
Sunday is a little distraction from it all.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Maybe.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Well, any of you popping through your social media screel
scrolls and reels and whatnot and probably noticed that Dak
Prescott's pressed in prosper Texas home has been raised. It's
been bulldozed down to just rubble and lumber. Now that
nice little practice field next to his house is still
look awesome, But he's going to put a new house up.
Dude Perfect, who are also based out of the area
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and have a very funny book out by the way, Yeah,
they are helping out with this whole project. So why
would Dak Prescott send his house crashing down?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, he can afford it, my friends.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
He's got his new monster contract from Jerry World, and
he decided he wanted a new place to live, but
on the same piece of property in Prossble.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Okay, so let's tear this mansion down and build up
an even.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Better more upset he was over the weekend when people
were asking him about it. He's not very nasty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Because a lot of people feel the same way we do.
You're the highest play paid player in the history of
the NFL, So why don't you start playing like the
highest paid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Player instead of focusing on your house?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh well, well, maybe one positive point to why Dak's
also focusing on building a new mansion in North Texas
is he does have a growing family. He's got a girlfriend,
Sarah Jane Ramos, and she just gave birth to day
baby girl, Mary Jane Rose Prescott a little bit earlier
this year. So with sixty million annually direct depositing into
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his account, I imagine a new mansion won't be too
much of a chunk.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Off the top.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You might need to use that practice field a little
bit more, though.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, I will say I agree. I wasn't gonna say that,
but I'm glad you did. The Dallas Mavericks lost to
the Los Angeles Clippers one ten to ninety six last
night in the preseason game at the brand new into
It MAVs Dome in LA, which is kind of ironic
that they lost to a dome that's called MAVs Dome.
With several players already nursing injuries and the MAVs just
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days away from opening their regular season, the MAVs got
out of Los Angeles without getting anyone else injured. The
MAVs played Monday night without Luca, who has a left
calf contusion, Maxi Kleeber left ankle sprain, Kessler Edwards left
ankle sprain, and Dante Exhem right wrist surgery. Also, Kyrie
Irving sat out this game just for a rest purposes.
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The MAVs will finish preseason play Thursday at six thirty
at the American Airline Center against the Milwaukee Bucks, and
not known if Luca will play in that game, but
he says he's ready to go and looking forward to
kicking off the regular season against the Furs.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The start of the season couldn't be going much better
for your Dallas Stars. Following a five TOHO one preseason,
Dallas is off to a three to start in the
regular season. They are undefeated, including back to back shutouts.
Casey de Smith made his Star's debut on Sunday at
the American Airline Center, and he stopped all twenty five
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Seattle cracking shots en route to a two to nothing win.
It was probably the team's most complete game of the
first three and a sign that things are heading in
the right direction.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Bow well, that's what they tell us.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes, and hopefully, fingers crossed, we can continue. De Smith
was excellent in his Dallas debut. The thirty three year
old signed a three year contract with the Dallas Stars
in the offseason, and he had a solid camp. What's
nice is he is going to be there when Jake
Audinger needs a break.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We're gonna have him and he will.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yes, Tonight, the San Jose Sharks come to the American
Airline Center. The puck will drop at seven pm. So
if you're going where that victory green and let's take
them down and make it four in a row.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Go Stars.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
You see that.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Maybe I'm crazy, but that sounds like a sports team
that has a real general manager.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, but we don't want to mention any names about
the other one.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Oh no, shift Gears Rangers for a second. This is
good news for the Texas Rangers. You guys, even in
the off season. The Texas Rangers will no longer air
games on.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Bally Sports Southwest. Now they're taking a tip from the
MAVs and the Stars.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah, the MAVs and the Stars all made similar moves
earlier this year, and the Stars developed their own free
streaming service called Victory Plus.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I checked it out. I like it so far.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
That lets you watch your games this season, I think
even on your device. Rangers are reported these still looking
at options for games next season. They got some time
Major League Baseball had a local broadcast for some other
teams such as the Guardians, Brewers, and Twins. They also
had contracts with Bally Diamond Sports Groups. Bally's owner is
still going through bankruptcy and a final hearing for their
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reorganization plan is next month.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, slowly but surely, baby Steps, have a buddy, yep,
bababy steps and listen to this. Peyton Houston is a
high school quarterback at evangel Christian Academy in Louisiana, and
he put in a career performance over the weekend for
his team in an overtime loss to captain Shreeve Houston.
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He wrecked up eight hundred and seventeen yards passing, the
most ever thrown in a single high school football game,
according to records kept by the National Federation of State
High School Associations.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Wow, and they still lost.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Houston is also the first high school quarter of back
to her passed eight hundred single game passing yards in
high school football history. During the performance, Houston completed fifty
three of sixty eight pass attempts, threw for eight touchdowns,
and rushed for another eighty eight yards and two touchdowns.
Despite the performance, Houston probably would have rather had to win,
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his team ended up losing the game seventy seven to
seventy six in over.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Poor guy.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Seventeen passing yards and you still lose the game.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What a heart old.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Damn us cowboy fans knows how he watch out ours
by God, Texas set four years top and Stevie ray
Ball by God. All Right, we're gonna yank something out
of the toy bot. That didn't sound right, but you
know what I'm saying, don't too hard. Now it's time
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for the freaking full file. A Georgia sheriff has come
under fire for an insid involving a burger king whopper
and an apparent abuse of power. Cobb County Sheriff Craig
Owens is running for re election, but his challenger has
brought up incident last year back into the spotlight. See. Owens,
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who was not in uniform, got really pissed off at
a Burger King drive food. Was yelling and hollering at
the person at the window because his order was not
the way he wanted it. He didn't get to have
it his way, so he called for back up. Officer
needs assistance. Officer needs assistance over a whopper. That's whopper.
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So Sheriff Owens had three deputies dispatched to the fast
food restaurant as he waited in the parking lot in
his cars, and I'm gonna get big these goods. The
deputy's body cams captured their interaction with Owens as he
asked them to go inside and take down the names
of the manager and assistant manager so that he could
file an official complaint and get them fired from their Yeah,
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this is probably over an onion, he did.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, not for the police or the Sheriff's department to
deal with.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The workers inside had locked the doors to the restaurant
because they were afraid Owens was gonna twist off and
get violent and come inside and shoot up the place.
Can't say I blame them, but the deputies convinced them
to unlock the doors, and they provided their names to
the deputies, and they gave the names to the deputies.
Now Owens may suffer some consequences for blowing his top
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and threatening people over a whopper. Yeah, okay, there's one
that'll be actual, real whopper rush the cool heads.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
That's my old neighborhood, Cobb County, Georgia. Really it is.
I'm kind of embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well in cop County, Georgia. If you're a sheriff, take
a deep breath before you lose it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, go to some anger management classes if you will.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
All that, or have a beer while not on duty.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
There are all kinds of ways to approach someone you're
interested in. But one guy's attempt totally missed while he
shot his shot and what he probably thought was a
romantic way, the woman involved, Kirsten didn't see it that
way at all. In fact, she describes the situation with
this stranger as the creepiest thing that has ever happened
to her. The woman was at an airport when she
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got the text, and it freaked her out so much
that she turned to TikTok to share the story. Hi Kristin,
my name is Nate. I saw you and I thought
you were so beautiful, so I had to find a
way to talk to you. The text read I saw
your number on your luggage tag and decided to text you.
I promise this isn't as weird as it seems. Give
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a guy a chance. But instead of giving this complete
stranger a chance, she called him out in her TikTok video.
First of all, she says, he spelled my name wrong.
Second of all, if he wanted to talk to me
so badly, why didn't he just come up and talk
to me like a normal human being, Kirsten says In
this clip. She also points out that it feels like
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such an invasion of privacy that she's extra weirded out
because her address is on that luggage tag, so this
potential psycho could also potentially know where she lives. Now, Yeah,
it is pretty creepy. I would be creeped out too.
Now if you approach her at the airports, I just
couldn't help. But notice you won't go out sometimes you
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probably get turned down.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's better than creeping her out.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Lock yeah, and then going viral on TikTok because you
are such a creep.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
There you go God anyway, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
A woman named Phoenix Nightingale no relation to Florence Phoenix
Nightingkid as far.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
As I know, I know, it seems like a stripper name,
doesn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
She suffers from a rare condition called acute intermittent porphyria.
Unless you're from red Oat, then it's porphyrie.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh for that like poulpiriche makes your house smil good kinda.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Sometimes it's referred to commonly as the vampire disease.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Ooh, be out in daylight.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh, not that bad.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
But her disorder is triggered by an allergy to sulfur,
which basically shakes out to get that garlic away from
me or it's gonna kill me.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, yeah, she's anti garlic.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
She has symptoms like severe pain, passing out, migraines, vomiting
that can last for days.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
The real Count Dracula of lad the third is suspected
to have the same disorder, which inspired the tales of
vampires being very anti garlic. So Nightingale has had close
to five hundred bad attacks in her life, from garlic,
saying the pain is worse than when she gave birth.
Dining out especially challenging to her. She's got to avoid
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sulfur containing foods garlic, red grapes, coffee, alcohol, and soy.
After years of looking for answers, Nightingale was finally diagnosed
last year, diagnosed correctly, and is now sharing her story
to raise awareness for others who might be suffering from
similar symptoms like a real vampire. It took her thirty
one years to get properly diagnosed.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Thirty one years, yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Adding that most doctors had to google her condition because
bo can I get a yuk here?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Uh huh?
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Because the doctors had never heard of anything like that.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But then exam I took, did it.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Pretty rare unless you're into Dracula, I guess.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
So.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I just wanted to hear bod because you know that
can go for a lot of people. There's no way
to describe the dumb ass that's involved. You just go.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Also works.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Police in England were shocked when they were searching a
house for a guy, only to find the suspect hiding
inside a sofa wearing only his underwear. U The Bedfordshire
Police turned up at a home with a warrant to
arrest this guy and question at about seven twenty in
the morning last Friday. After searching the premises, the authorities
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couldn't find the purp anywhere until they thought outside of
the box and inside of the couch. Oh, it was
like something out of a Saturday night, but it did
really happen, the local authority taking to Facebook to post
footage along with a description. Upon closer search, officials found
the suspect tucked into the base of a sofa, wearing
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only his underwear. According to a statement, a slit in
the bottom of the couch revealed the man doing his best.
If I don't move, they won't see the impression. It
was never explained why the cops were after this guy,
but several of the arresting officers said they couldn't stop
laughing when they saw his face when they pulled him out.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh my god, I didn't see his face looking his
body in his underwear.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh just think about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you a fusion? I was looking for a place
to hide. Then come on out to the fugitive furniture
blowout sale at Rooms to Go Hide. We got sophas,
love seats, chairs, futons, all price to move that make
the perfect place to hide out after committing a crime.
Just listen to this satisfied Rooms to Go Hide customer
who's hiding inside a section all. He says he robbed
a liquor store. He says he's in his underwear, hiding
between the cushions. So don't tell the He's begging me
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not to put him in this commercial because he doesn't
want the cops to know where he is.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oops.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Sorry, man, it's the fugitive furniture blowoutsale going out now
with Rooms to Go Hide cs own.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, let's all say it. Dallas host Classic Rocks Lone
Star ninety two five. Okay, it is a toy box
Tuesday here today, and sometimes I like to play stuff
from visitors that have been on the show. Larry Miller,
you know who he is.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He was in a Pretty Woman. He was the guy
in the dress Shop. He was in Princess Diaries. He
was in The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy. He was
the college dean. He was also the college dean in
the movie Necessary Roughness with Scott Bakula, which was filmed
at unt By the way, Well, he turned seventy one
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today and we had him in here a few years
ago because he was doing a show at the Eisman
Center called cock Tails with Larry Miller, and it went
something like the Jimmy, would you fancy a drink? Oh yes, yes,
let me get the cocktail. Shake it here, mix it
up for you. Yes, it is time now for Cocktails
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with Larry Miller. And now here he is shaken and
not stirred. Mister Larry Miller, how are you, sir?
Speaker 10 (24:23):
That's pretty good. A little lounge lizard music for you
an area. Now, you can't beat the girl fromanima.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Of course, I mean he knows, he knows.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
But also the sound on that old Leslie organ you
know that went from the sixties or something. You just
can't beat the well, the sliminess of it. Yeah, well
you come to the right show for sliminess. I'll tell
you that right now. If you needed a motto for
this show, that could be it. If you're looking for
sliminess in the morning, it's a Bowe and jim show.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sliminess made perfect, slimy and cheese. That's right.
Speaker 10 (24:59):
The only kind of VOI that could go with that
cocktail shake and this music is someone saying, so are
you in school?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Are you majoring in some things? Yes? Well, as long
as it's not it Pennon state. Oh lord, you know? Okay,
So you got two boys, right? Yeah? Age is what
twelve and fifteen?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
My older boy is going to be driving next year,
which is fine, but I just don't understand how someone
who can't flush a toilet should be allowed to operate
a motor v. That's a good point. I would like
someone to explain that to me. Yes, well, but he
can't be explained. You know why, because there is no
manual for parenting. You know, there's exactly right, you know
about how to take care of your babies and stuff,
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but there's no manual on being a parent. No, that's
exactly experts. Oh yeah, you know. And you can be
guaranteed we all know this. Anytime you see someone on
TV and the word expert comes under that guy's name,
it doesn't matter what the topic. It simply guarantees that
this guy doesn't have the sense God gave a squirrel
that he will say the dumbest things. Boy, you see,
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children are honest.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No they're not. They lie constantly. Is guaranteed to be
a man with no children. And they get good at
it too.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Oh they're fabulous because it's just it's just a survival.
I don't mind that everyone knows this. The first time
a kid, you did you eat the candy? And did
you eat that candy when I told you not to?
You can just see the eyes shift for a second
to the left. He's no, And the rapper is under
the bed, under the bed, there are ten chocolate rappers. Well,
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the rappers are under the bed. How did they get there? Well,
I don't know, So you didn't eat these? Judge, was
it the dog? Did the dog get the bars of
chocolate and unwrap them?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Because he has no thumbs? It's like who broke that?
I don't know it broke when I got home. Dad's
so classic.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
But one of my kids just said to me seriously.
In fact, the young one just said seriously, he did
something at school where he had detention. It doesn't matter
what it is, and it's like a kind of a
harmless detention in a way, but he did something. And
he said, because I said, you got to call us
the day, so we don't find out the next day.
You know that y oh, you know he's on the
He's on the football team in junior high. So when
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they he pushed somebody one of the teammates in the
hole and the teammate pushed him there laughing and you
know it's Pam, pam. But you know in in schools
that's like the zero tolerance for violence.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
There's a fight that's hot fight fight fight where yeah,
like in necessary rights exactly.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Wow, that's so cool that you I twigged on that.
I know it was so much fun to shoot in
necessary roughness.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I have a lot of leeway in movies.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
I'm very lucky because they know I can bring that
so all that that whole thing fight fight, fight, fight, fight,
it's so silly and wonderful.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I don't know, but I remember you playing the Dean
and you were filming at North Texas. Did you really
film that part of Billy Bob's when the fight fight, fight, fight,
fight fight, And you know what though, absolutely it was.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
And number two, I was just saying this, it's absolute
to someone that asked about Kathy Ireland in that movie.
And I can tell you when word goes out. I
was in the makeup trailer and there's a six mile
radius of things of base camps and sets and camera trucks,
and word went out. I don't know how it went
out that Kathy Ireland had gotten to the set and
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she was going to the football field. I don't know
how word gets out about anything in the world, but
it got out. And if you could have seen an
aerial shot of the whole set, you would have seen
every man in different trucks and trailers suddenly coming to
a certain locust, Candy Island.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Kathy Island's on the set.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
Everybody found a reason to get there, walk up, just
to walk past and go, okay, so what does that
radishus for lunch? I'm just checking over the Okay, Bob,
you've got the you've got the salad today, right, just
so you can walk around her in a circle and
kind of glance. I mean, how do you spend your
life knowing that every guy, even harmless guys like us frankly.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Would want to bang it?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:06):
I want to and how sweetly put Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Is that a bunch of bees buzzing around? Sam Dallas?
What was Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. Now,
the Major League Baseball playoffs are in full swing. The
Dodgers and the Mets are currently tied at a game
apiece as Game three is tomorrow. But last Friday, it
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was the f bomb herd around the baseball world, because
when you're on live TV, you can't really help yourself.
After the Los Angeles Dodgers defeated the San Diego Padres
Friday night two to nothing to advance to the National
League Series championship, Dodgers' third baseman Key K Hernandez was
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asked some questions during a postgame interview, and one of
his answers, well, well, let's say it wasn't exactly family friends,
it was very colorful. Yes, ask what is different about
this year's Dodger team. Hernandez first asked the reporter if
they were live, and the interviewer said yes, which should
have meant, don't say what you really want to say.
Watch your language. But here's what he said.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
All right, you.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Mentioned that you've been part of eight different postseasons.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Here he says, what is different about this particular team?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Are we live? We're live? The fact that we don't
get aw over everybody go home? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I hope someone had a finger on the dump button.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, but I don't think they did.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Know a lot of people were complaining about that.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oh man. So, now Hernandez has dropped one of George
Carlin's Seven Forbidden words on live TV? Could he be
fined or suspended by Major League Baseball of the Federal
Communications Commission? What about the broadcast channel that aired the
obscenity on Fox? Well, technically, Major League Baseball can penalize
a player for any conduct not to be in the
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best interests of baseball. However, there is no modern precedent
for a player getting fined for saying the F word
on TV. Wow. Furthermore, the FCC does not punish the
people being interviewed for violating federal law benning certain profane
language on television because you can't help it? Now? Can
Fox get in trouble for airing the F bomb? Yes,
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they can. According to the FCC, the use of profane
language that is considered grossly a frontrum and a public
nuisance on broadcast TV can lead to a fine or
revocation of the broadcaster's license. Remember when Janet Jackson flopped
out or tat Oh yeah boy, they were all over
us all we had to take sensitivity training.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Units to do yes this year to this day.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Now, that will not happen in this case, but the
Fox Network could get fined for having the F bomb
on their airways. So I thought, maybe it's time that
we step back and take a look at the history
of that F word. Okay, okay, let's let's see F
word history lesson here lead.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Today is the word. Out of all of the English words.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
That begin with a letter, fuck is the only word
that is referred to as the F word. It's the
one magical word just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate,
and love. As most words in the English language is
derived from German, the word fricken, which means to strike
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in English, falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb,
for instance, john shirley. As an intransitive verb surely folks,
its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used
as an adjective, such as John's doing all the work
as part of an adverb surely talks too much as
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an adverb enhancing an adjective, surely is beautiful. As a noun,
i don't give up as part of a word absolutely
or incredible, and as almost every word in a sentence
of Fox becaus. You must realize there aren't too many
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words with the versatility of as in these examples describing
situations such as fraud, I got fit at the used car, lot, dismay,
off it, trouble, I guess I'm really now, aggression, don't
with me, buddy, difficulty, I don't understand this question, inquiry,
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Who the was that? Dissatisfaction? I don't like what the
buck is going on here? In confidence, he's a book
off dismissal. Why don't you go outside and play hide
and go yourself?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I'm sure you.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Can think of many more examples. With all of these
multi purpose applications, How can anyone be offended?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
When you use the.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Word, we say, use this unique, flexible word more often
than your daily speech. It will identify the quality of
your character. Immediately say it loudly and proudly.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Read you all right?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
We know that Bellaforce classic rock lone Star ninety two
to five. That album it's only rock and roll, but
I like it. Released fifty years ago today.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Sixty years ago ago today, I'm feeling kind of old.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Now, well, that was a good little ways into their career. Yes,
it was, Yes, it was. In fact, I remember the
video for that song where they're playing and a bunch
of bubbles start coming in and then you can't see
the rolling stones because they're all covered up with bubbles.
I mean you can see their heads, but poor Charlie
Wats is down there on the drum kit and he's
drowning in bubbles. I had Lawrence Welt messing around on
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the SAT. That's what it is. That's what it is.
By the way, tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day, So
give us some good questions and call the Aska Stuff
Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
And if it happens to say Ao's voicemail, leave the
question anyway, because something got screwed up, which happens occasionally.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, we had a little glitch in the system. So
if you call from a landline, we still hear the
Aska stuff.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
Yeah, you hear Randy's greeting. That's been on there for
a long time. But if you call from a cell
you it sounds like you're calling my desk. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, either way, leave your question at two, one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Okay, okay, all right, coming up, we
have tickets to see zz Top Friday, November the even
Now listen and learn because I was chastised because we
didn't do did you Know? Yesterday because we were all
licking our wounds over the cowboys. But now it's time
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for the educational and part of the show. It's time
for did you Know? Here's the presidential facts? You know,
since it's a presidential year. Yes, Sir William McKinley, the
twenty fifth President of the United States, may be best
known for promoting American industry and for his assassination in
nineteen oh one, but few people realize he's also responsible
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for starting a trend that has become a huge part
of every presidential election. What trend is that the campaign button?
Oh really, he's the one started that. While running for
president in eighteen ninety six, McKinley's campaign began distributing these
little metal buttons to voters as a form of political advertising.
It caught on in every election since then has featured
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these valuable pieces of memorabilia, the campaign button.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, thank you, President McKinley.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, that's the only thing I can remember you did
as a matter of fact. Yet and you're getting shot.
Did you know the world's fat fastest reptile now the
world's fastest animals the cheetah. Yeah, but the fastest reptile
measured on land is the spiny tailed iguana of Costa Rica.
It's been clocked at twenty one point seven miles an hour.
(37:17):
Look at him. Go, that's a hooking little liver.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I don't like them. Do you like scallops? I like
scallops now. Scallops are considered the safest shellfish to eat raw.
Most of the danger in eating raw shellfish stems from
the fact that shellfish filter large amounts of sea water
to obtain nutrients. Toxins, bacteria, and viruses tend to accumulate
in his filtration apparatus.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I still don't want to eat them raw though.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
No. No, you all ever had scallop sushi? No, neither pass. Yeah,
but I do love scallops.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I dolack them, cooke. Did you know? Scientists say that pigs,
unlike all other domestic animals, arrive at solutions by making
them through loose smart pegs. Yes, pigs can be and
have been taught to accomplish almost any feet a dog
can master, and usually in a shorter period of time.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Well you don't want one as a pet, now.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Well you didn't like Arnold the Pig and Green Anchor.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, but that was a TV character.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh that's right, it was a TV characters.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
I loved visiting Boris the Pig at the State Fair
on Sunday. He's as big as if if you rolled
all three of us into a burrito. Oh yeah, he'd
be half the size of that damn pig.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's still around. Oh yeah, I thought somebody make some
petties out of him with bacon.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
I've never seen a bigger ball sack on anything alive
in my life. It's like two bowling balls. And the
fact that you were looking is very just.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You can not see that it.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Was natural coming out day.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
If they were made of glass, they'd click like those clacker.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Things to those things.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Did you know ants do not have lungs. Instead, they
breathe through tiny holes on the size of their bodies
called spiracles. Yeah, take a deep breath and they expand.
I guess did you know when lightning strikes the air
it passes through can reach up to five times hotter
than the Sun's surface. No, I kind of don't know
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about that one. Yeah, you may want to have to
double check. Well, if they say it, that's good enough
for me.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
He doesn't want to do his homework.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Did you know when she was a teenager during World
War Two, Queen Elizabeth I became a junior officer in
the Auxiliary Territorial Service and became a trained mechanic. She
would fix jeeps that had broken down, and.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
She still did all the way into her nineties.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yes. Wow. And did you know if you go to
the skydeck of the Willis Tower in Chicago on a
clear day, you can see four other states. You can
see Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, and Wisconsin. It's well, that's why
we have shows like this because there are lots of
crazy going on. That's like a woman who talks to angels. Okay,
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lazy zz top tickets. Next on the Bull and Them shows.
That bit's crazy Man, A little bit that was Horst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Coming up,
we're going to play an interview we did years ago
by a guy who's like old school, old school performer
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from way back when. Okay, I'll explain it later, all right,
But now let's give away those tickets to see zz
Top at the sold out show at Lucas Oil Live
at the Windstar World Casino and Resort. That is Friday
in November the eighth. Now, sometimes when it's a toy
box Tuesday, I'll do a toy commercial, yes, But when
I saw that it was National Pharmacy Technicians Day. We
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get the ills, you give us the pills. Here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna play the jingle of a
certain kind of drug that you see advertised on TV
all the time. You tell me what the drug is,
and it's probably this is either going to be ridiculously
easy or a total bust.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
The thing is is that I love the jingles, and
then I never remember the product names.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
My point exactly. The product names are wacky to They're
weird words, all right. So two one four or eight
one seven seven eighty seven one nine five. I may
have to play this more than once. Name me this
drug that they want you to buy.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I have diabetes, but I manage it well.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
It's a little kill with a big story to tell.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I take one.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Stayly.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
It was easy to see oh still, oh, right off
the bed? Easy?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Was it that easy?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I sing along to this one all the time. Oh
my god, Well, because it's.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
On all the time, you sing it when don't stop believing?
Isn't playing it somewhere? And I'm gonna give it to
you one more time. Apparently this is going to be
too easy. But here you go again.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I have typo diabetes, but I manage it.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Well.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's a little kill with a big story to tell.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I take one, Staely. It's easy to see, see the
little pill with the base?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What is the little pill with the big story to tell?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
So if you were singing along to the jingle, the
name is in the jingles, probably set it right off.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
The back it is. See if anybody knows, I'm sure
this is somebody's gonna get it right off the bat.
And I got it. I don't mean that you're not smarter,
of course, somebody I just said, I give up. I
can't even come bolling them. Show tell me what that
product is? What medicine are you taking?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Jordians. That's right, Well he's got somebody overweight thinking about
the little pill with a big story to tell. They've
had like they've had like four different people do that.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yes, Now did you sing along while he was playing
the jingle?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
I did what it was? Oh, the little pill with
the big story to tell. If I read of a
pill telling me a story before I'm supposed to swallow it,
I ain't taken it. Or maybe you are. Maybe it's
because of the LSD pill I took. Yeah, give it
to me on Favre for a concert. All right? Who
is this? This is Annie? Hi, Annie, and honey you old.
(43:31):
We've got zzy top tickets for you, but we got
to gain some information. Nothing too personal. Okay, that's fantastic,
thank you, Like what are you wearing? No? Hold on, Anne?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, I had to take it.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
There didn't of course you did?
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That was too easy. Tomorrow it's choose your news or
easy top tickets with another Halloween theme. I'll let you
know when tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hey, it's the last week of the state parent. If
you don't go this week, you're gonna have to wait
a whole year to get your fix of fair food.
And to help you out, we have another family four
pack of tickets to give away coming up next hour,
so be listening around eight forty when Bo and I
opened up the lone Star ticket window and give away
those tickets right here on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Boog boo boogo boo bow and themsel that's us lone
Star ninety two five. Now we still have that family
four pack of tickets to the State Fair of Texas
in the eight forty ticket when about thirty minutes from
right now, that's right, okay, this weekend, this weekend, that's right.
And if you're old farts like us, you might remember
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songs like this.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah know this one?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh yeah, I love it, hold on come here, Oh yeah, no,
wait a minute. They all also did this little Diddy,
don't you know soul Man? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Salm
(45:06):
and Dave. Well, it just so happens that Sam Moore
of Sam and Dave turned eighty nine over the weekend
and we had him on for something. I don't remember
what it was, but we had some fun with him
because he had some woman that was doing the interview
with him, and I took it into a dark turn.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I'm just not that dark.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's not what you're thinking. But here's our interview with
the great Sam Moore, Sam, I am Sam. How are you?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Sam?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I Now we're into Doctor Seuss at this point. Here
the great Sam mor you doing John the Revelator in
Blues Brothers two thousand gave me chills, absolute chills. And
I saw something on one of the cable channels the
other night and I couldn't stop watching it. It was
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Respect Yourself, the story of Stax Records, and and you
are a big part of that. And I was just
fascinated by what all went on behind the scenes because
I went to Memphis one time in the early nineties.
I was sitting in a bar, I think it was
BB King's on Beal Street, and I was talking to
this guy who was a bass player and he was
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a session guy at Stack's Records. I said, I got
to see the old building. He said, it's gone, but
I understand it's back now, right.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Yeah, I was there not long ago. It is back,
and you know what, they really put it together very well.
I was very impressed to how it came out. And
everything is wonderful then, and I'll be down there again
pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
So you get to Memphis often, er, do you live there? No?
Speaker 9 (46:41):
I know, I don't, but everything is going to be okay,
And I'm getting ready to go to the museum and
for like a fundraiser.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
A fundraiser, which is better than just a fundraiser. A
fundraiser is even better.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
Are you making fun of me?
Speaker 8 (46:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
No, no, no, no, I don't. He's down with you. Listen,
I'm all down with you. I had every Sam and
Dave record ever ever, and I understand that Sam and Day.
You guys were kind of at each other's throats at
one time, weren't you.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
Bo Yeah, Jim, don't suck up.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
I'm not sucking up.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
I'm not sucking up to.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
You your second out.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh, come on, you're Sam Moore. You deserve to be
sucked up too. You don't deserve to be sucked, but
you deserve to be suck You want to clean that
out to see realized what you were getting into.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh golly, hey, Sam, tell us about that celebration of
blues and Soul, that nineteen eighty nine inaugural concert that
people thought were lost but found and it's coming out
in May.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Why don't you ask the producer about it?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
No, we don't have the producer.
Speaker 7 (47:58):
We have the great question here she's here, we'll put
her on Boh, she's here, but you are there, but
the producer is here.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Bowl, Well, why don't you lean over there and ask
her or tell her to come and bring up pretty
self if she comes here.
Speaker 12 (48:11):
Sitting right here, Hey, baby, baby, I'm good, and be
careful because we're coming to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
When are you coming to Dallas? Seventeenth of April.
Speaker 12 (48:24):
Nancy Lieberman's got her big fundraiser for her for her charity.
And we are dear, dear friends of Nancy's, and we
are coming down.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay, where are we talking to you from?
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Where are you? You're in New York City. Listen, I'm
going to be real upset and I will probably throw
myself off this building if you and Sam don't come
in here. I ain't playing bet. It's only on the
first floor, so it's okay.
Speaker 12 (48:48):
Oh, that's like in Chicago we commit suicide from basement
windows by falling outside up.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Oh, where somebody's there. Go give me your money.
Speaker 11 (48:58):
We'll tell us about that d that's coming out in
May Well.
Speaker 12 (49:03):
It was the concert, the inaugural concert for George H. W.
Bush forty one, George W's father, and it was put together.
I was called in to produce it, and talent coordinated
by Lee at Water. Lee had gotten HW to make
a promise that if he got President Bush elected to
be president, that he could do one of the inaugural concerts.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
And Lee genuinely adored and loved.
Speaker 12 (49:28):
Rhythm and blues and the blues and soul music, and
this was his passion, and this was this concert. And
I had the great honor and thrill of being able
to produce a presidential inaugural. And it was an amazing evening.
Everyone was treated so well. And I remember the bushes
coming in to the Washington Convention Center and I pinched
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myself and I went, girl, you could.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Go now and need be fine.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
It was one of those moments amazing.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Hey Sam are you are you still on?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Can you hear? I can?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Hey? Sam? Let me ask you something, Sam, Sam, what
is she fine?
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Well you'll have to see her before.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Well that's why I'm saying, y'all need to come here when.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
I'm not here, to be talking about who's fine and
who's not.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Just see how our voice goes.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
God, you too, you like I'm this man, You're rude.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
I'm not rude. Listen I know this. I told you.
I told you that I had every Sam and Dave record,
and I really did. I'm not kill I'm not sucking up.
Well maybe i am.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
You want to know where you can find this thing at?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Please?
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Will you please tell her?
Speaker 12 (50:46):
It's available for purchase for down on downloads from iTunes
or Amazon, and the video is at w W W
dot They killed at.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
King dot com.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Now how hard was that?
Speaker 6 (50:58):
Did you write it down? I?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yes, I did with Julie King, got calm. I got
it right here.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
You've got that right now.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I got it right now.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
You do know how to write and read?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
You know what else? I know how to use a
computer too. I can find it.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Indeed, you know how to use the use the computer.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I do.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Thank you very kind.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Wait, let me get my porn off here real quick. No,
I'm serious. I would love to hang with you, Sam.
I wish you would come in and see us when
you get to town.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
I do the best I can.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, but you won't get up early enough to come
in here. I know how you are.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
I know I'm not I'm not going to do that,
but you can at least he honest.
Speaker 11 (51:36):
He not getting my hopes up or anything. Well, Sam,
it's an honor to be able to talk.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
For being on the show. I want to thank.
Speaker 6 (51:49):
You, and I want to say thank you back.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
See I was a Sam and Dave restaurants.
Speaker 6 (51:55):
Now count me count get my check again.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Oh, I have to play a royalty for using a silence. Okay,
miss this old man Sam More, good to talk to you. Yeah, well,
hold on, it's coming. It's a pleasure. Sam really is
back at you, buddy. All right, we'll see you.
Speaker 6 (52:17):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Bye, there you go, Sam More. Hey, if you can't
make fun with your idols.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Who tend?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
In fact, here's a Salmon Dave song on the bow
and them show Thatallas. What was classic rock lone star
ninety two five? I thank him, sez talk. Yes, it
was originally a Salm and Dave song back in the day.
And I wasn't too brutal to him. No, I just
let him know what a smart ass I am.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
And I'm sure he picked up on that boat. Obviously
you're rude. You're rude.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Don't rude.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Don't be asking that questions.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I've been told I'm rude by the great Sam More.
He was a little rough on you.
Speaker 7 (53:01):
Considering this is the man who wrote you didn't have
to squeeze.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
It, but you did, you did, and would you do
it again? Okay, we told you today that today is
National I Love Lucy Day because that program debuted on
this state in nineteen fifty one, ran until nineteen fifty seven.
It was number one for years and years. In fact,
it's the only show that went off the air while
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it was still on top of the ratings. Yeah, well,
you know what does that have to do with me
right now? Well, because we found a lost episode of
I Love Lucy. We did, We did, check it out,
check it out, said I not another last episode of
I Love Lucy. Say right, I'll come. You Never let
Loosey perform on any of your shows down at the Claw.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Three reasons Fred one Lousey not kind of sing.
Speaker 13 (53:49):
Two Loosey not kind of dance at three Lucy not
kind of playing a musical instrument?
Speaker 2 (53:55):
What about reason number four?
Speaker 8 (53:56):
Ray?
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Reason number four Fred?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, his death, Oh God, that's xplaining to you, guys,
implaining to oh God. Libby Titus Fagan, the wife of
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Donald Fagan and Steely Dan for the past thirty one years,
died on Sunday at the age of seventy seven very sad.
In nineteen sixty nine, she was romantically involved with Levon
Helm of the band. He was the drummer Spicy, who
followed in her parents' footsteps and is now a singer songwriter.
She remained with Levon Helm through much of the seventies.
(54:40):
In nineteen ninety three, Fagan and Titus married. Donald also
performed Steely Dan with Walter Becker that year and they
had some kind of troubled relationship because didn't uh John or.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
He was accused of pushing her up against this wall wicked.
Speaker 13 (55:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, but you know she didn't divorce him. She stayed
with them.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Okay, I guess so I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Well, here's his story out of Florida. As an award
winning scientist, Peter Dodge had made hundreds of flights into
the eyes of hurricanes, almost four hundred flights.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Well.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Last Tuesday, crew on a reconnaissance flight into Hurricane Milton
helped him make one more. They dropped his ashes into
the eye of the storm as a lasting tribute to
the longtime National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration radar specialist and researcher.
The name Peter Dodge was well known in the scientific
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and research community, and the ashes were released into the
eye of Hurricane Milton last Tuesday night, less than twenty
four hours before Milton made landfall ins Yes to Key
near Sarah Surta, Florida. An in flight observation blog ended
with the reference to Dodge's three hundredth and eighty seventh
and final flight.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Peter Dodge died in March of twenty twenty three at
the age of seventy two ample cations from a fall
and a stroke, And that's according to his sister, an
Avid Gardner. Peter Dodge also had a fondness for bamboo
and participated in the Japanese martial art I Gito Is that?
Did I say that?
Speaker 8 (56:12):
Right?
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Iiketo?
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, Iiketo attending a session a week before he died,
and then, of course, you know, he fell and he
had a stroke. So bless his heart. But what a
wonderful way to honor him.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, hope y'all sprinkle my assues over some radio towers somewhere.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Sure, I'll take you.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
You're noted.
Speaker 7 (56:30):
Minnesota's Travis Givinger won the World Championship Pumpkin Way Off.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
How much was his pumpkin right.
Speaker 7 (56:39):
It was very properly held in half Moon Bay, California,
good Halloween setting. This is the second year in a
row for this event. And his pumpkin has a name,
his pumpkin Rudy.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Rudy the pumpkin to go.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
On the grand prize, giving her one the World Championship
pumpkin for the second year in a row. With his
pumpkin Ruby, and Rudy weighs two thousand, four hundred and
seventy one pounds.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
How did he get it?
Speaker 12 (57:05):
To the.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Question the old hydraulic lift, I suppose the World Championship
pumpkin way up looked like a fun event. Again, it
happens at half Moon Bay, and I'm looking forward to
it next year. Now in June, he didn't think he'd
make it to the championship, so he named his pumpkin
Rudy because it's a comeback story.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
That's where he got that. I get it. I love
that movie now.
Speaker 7 (57:27):
Rudy not necessarily a world record pumpkin, though the world
record is two thousand and seven and forty nine pounds
A that's set by Ginger's pumpkin named Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Michael Jordan that was last year. Then there's Sean Greasy
of Las Vegas, Nevada, spent nearly twenty three hours going
up and down the stairs in his home to break
the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to ascend
and descend the height of Mount Everest on stairs.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
Wow. I didn't know there was a record for that.
I guess he probably started it.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
He had to climb and descend a distance of twenty
nine thousand and thirty one feet and five and a
half inches on the stairs in his home to match
the height of the world's tallest mountain.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
And how long did it take him?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Took him about twenty three out twenty two hours, fifty
seven minutes and two seconds.
Speaker 8 (58:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
I got better things to do with my time.
Speaker 7 (58:20):
Yeah, my quads are burning just listening to then't you
won't hear about a Sorry?
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Sorry? It's streamed on YouTube if you want to watch it.
Greasley added in some of his own rules during the attempt,
including never touching the banister while on the stairs, So
you wouldn't have that on Mount Everest. So that's why, okay, fair,
that's dangerous though, speaking a fair, we got tickets to
the fair coming up. But first, a word from one
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early pink. Well, if you are a Pink Floyd fan
looking for something more memorable than a simple Japanese pressing
of that album Dark Slide of the Moon, yeah, well,
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we got the ultimate prize for you. You can now
buy a vintage Pink Floyd themed meat slicing machine. Nice. Now,
it won't slice any meat, but the machine, and there's
only one of them, features one hundred pink vinyl copies
of Pink Floyd's nineteen seventy seven album Animals in place
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of the expected sliced ham that's supposed to come.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Pink fector for the ham.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
I don't know. Yeah, you haven't heard animals all your life.
Weirded out by this. The artwork was commissioned by renowned
artist Dennis de Francesco, who said the slicer, which is
entitled Marcel d was inspired by his encounters with a
ham vendor to deli he describes as the goddess of
a delicatessen because she was so hot.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh okay, not the way she sliced the meat. No,
just her overall appearance.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Well, nobody go out with her. She sliced me or
maybe they was, I don't know. He said. Her hams
were white, pink and blonde, soft, silky and milky, the
most voluptuous ham in the world. I think you got
two things kind of messed up there.
Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
I was gonna say, what does this have to do
with pink floyd?
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Well they didn't say how much it was, so I
guess if you got to ask, you can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
It's all about the pig.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, it's all about the bee. All right, Let's see,
who want our tickets to go to the State Fair
of Texas.
Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
That would be you guy up near where all we
live in the colony our corona, don't you love that name.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Our Corona, Corona Corona.
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Congratulations Art.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Yeah, he's looking forward to this weekend. Yeah, it's it's
this is the last week now, come.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Are you getting it? Oh yeah, Well then you better
take some shots because it's going around Loan Star.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Gonna get my boosters shot this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Oh yeah, a booster shot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
A booster for what for COVID?
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Oh covid.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, and then I'm gonna get my flu shot too,
all in one, just one big cocktail.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Well, hope us on the same arm because I'd go
Hey Anna, how you feel?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Close Star ninety two to five ask us Stuff Day tomorrow.
So if you have a question, call the Asker Stuff
hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
If it says Ao's message line, forget it. Some screwy
thing happened, and it'll say that if you call from
a mobile home, but still leave you questions.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
There for a mobile phone or a mobile home.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, yeah, either one, either one. If you call from both,
then you're in real trouble. Then you've got no business
using two phones at the same time. Tails wrong with you, man.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Okay, We've got some great time wasters up for you
today at the uh BOE and Them show page lone,
Start ninety two to five dot com. Alice Cooper's twenty
second annual Christmas Pudding benefit fundraiser will take place December
seventh at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix Now. This event
supports free music, arts and vocational programs for teens at
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Alice Cooper's Solid Rock teen Centers. We always knew he
was a nice guy. Despite the song no more mister
nice guy. He's raising lots of money for those teen
centers we have all the info in case you want
to travel to Arizona to check out his Christmas putting fundraiser. Yeah,
tickets go on sale this Friday if you'd like to
head to Phoenix to see that show. And as you know,
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Jimmy Hendrix only had a four year recording career between
nineteen sixty seven and nineteen seventy and in that time
he released just four studio albums. Yet he has arguably
released more albums than any of his contemporaries, and so
called unreleased tapes just keep on surfacing.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Look we found some more. Let's sell them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
The latest is being auctioned off in London on November fifteenth,
a month from today, and their demos from nineteen sixty
eight that are said to be very different in sound
and in length from their released versions. And apparently it
was from the assistant to Jimmy's manager, She's the one
that got a hold of these demo taps. They include
(01:04:04):
Up from the Skies, Ain't No Telling, Little Miss Lover
and Stone Free the One caveat Here's the funny part
is that whoever buys them at a price tag of
almost two hundred thousand dollars has to agree that they
are for their ears only and cannot be released.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
If I pay two hundred thousand, I'll let anybody here, you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Think, But they have to sign on the dotted line
and say it's just for their ears only.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
So you can't play it for anyone else. And if
you're not going to sell what a jip?
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Isn't that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I mean, that's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, but how are they gonna find out? Oh, that's true.
I'm just thinking a ways to screw up the scisions.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I would say I got hacked.
Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I got hacked.
Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
I don't know what happened. Somebody must have hacked me. Yes, wink, wink,
nudge you nudge, saying them more okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Also up on the page. In a new interview with
The Guardian, legendary singer songwriter Paul Simon, who now lives
in Wimberley, Texas, outside of Austin Joseph Yes, he expressed
optimism about returning to the stage despite his hearing loss.
His last concert was in twenty eighteen, and at the
time he told Stephen Colbert that the farewell tour of
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twenty eighteen really was just a way to bump up
the prices of the tickets, but he had hoped to
tour again, but then he lost his hearing. So lots
of music news to tell you about it. If you
missed them when they came to Dickey's Arena August twenty third, Chicago,
returning to the Venetian in Las Vegas. I know that
you and the family stayed there at the Venetian. Oh yeah, well,
they're going to have nine shows from February twenty eighth
(01:05:36):
to March fifteenth. We have all that info up, and
a new documentary about the Beatles title Beatles sixty four
is going to be streaming exclusively on Disney Plus starting
on November twenty ninth. Also up on the Bow and
Them show page. Despite all their success and ability to
deliver hit songs and albums, even John Lennon and the
Rolling Stones had a couple of stinkers. Oh really, Rolling
(01:06:00):
Stones has published a list of the fifty most disappointing
albums of all time, and topping that list John Lennon's
third album nineteen seventy two, sometime in New York City.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Really yeah, it's not very memorable because I don't really
remember it. It's a disappointing. Oh, I'm sure there's a
lot of albums worse than that one.
Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Though I'm with you. Finally, sure there's karaoke, But have
you ever heard of katioke? This is the Cat Fanciers Association.
They held their annual International Cat Expo in Cleveland last weekend,
the same city that's going to be honoring the best
in rock and roll this Saturday. But in Katioke, cat
(01:06:42):
lovers do karaoke and you have to sing me now
in place of all the regular lyrics.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Just just kill me now, kill me now, put a
knife on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
The back, but wait before you die. Check out the
video highlights on the Bow and Them show page at
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Com, Dallas Fort Worth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five pinted Black brought to you by Sherwin Williams. By
the way, you know that that song has a sitar
in yeh, that's Brian Jones on the citar. They never
used the citar in any other song except that one.
George Harrison was too busy as George Harrison was too
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busy hanging out Robbie Shank.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Or Jones is daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
That's right, it is Nora Jones and Papa Soan. Okay,
tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day, So call the Asker
Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Forget what it might say when it answers the phone. Yeah,
it may say AO. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
If you call from a cell phone, it's gonna go
AYO Allen.
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Well that's AO Allen. But that's not what you're supposed
to hear. Yeah, that's right. Somehow signals got crossed and
it doesn't say the OSCOS online.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
When you were downloading last week. You must have switched
up something. It's such a freaky thing to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
I don't even know how to access that stuff without
figuring it out. How do you do that? You have
to have a password to get in there and change
the settings. But it looks like what they did is
they upgraded it. Like the voicemails we've been getting in
the last couple of days. I don't have to listen
to them to see what's on it. I can read
the transcript in the email. Really, so they upgraded something
(01:08:30):
on that end, and me and Howdy are figuring it out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Okay, excellent, I wish that that would be with my voicemails, right,
I would have to download them and then listen to them. No, no, no, no,
when I get the voicemails from our.
Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Ste Okay, see we're not good on this technical stuff,
but we're trying to figure it out as we go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Yeah, I don't get voice messages from my work stuff
from my iPhone.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
They all come through my email. The iPhone voice messages
you can read anyway, no matter what it says. Just
go ahead and leave your message. Yeah, definitely, and we'll
have those on the show tomorrow. Plus we'll be doing
another installment of did You Know, and of course to
win zz top tickets, it's choose your News. And yes,
there is a Halloween theme. I ain't, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I think I really love the month of October.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
The you like the Halloween things I do. Lots of
themes and lots of creepy stuff. That's right, there's lots
of themes in Halloween because there's lots of creepy stuff
on Halloween. Right, it's fun. Okay, So up next this
is our after show decompression session, where we'll talk about
God Knows what and if you want to join in
feel free and we'll see you tomorrow on the show.
(01:09:44):
Enough show. Does anybody have anything they want to bring
up here?
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Yeah? How quickly? I want to go home and take
a nap.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Oh tell you you really have a thing. Sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
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Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Now? Do you still put up the complete shows after this?
Because somebody, somebody wanted to hear the explanation of the
F word again, the history of the F word? He thought,
He thought that was too damn funny. It'll be up
for you all to hit play on by eleven am. Okay,
so we'll see on the after show. I bye bye,