The Bo and Them Full Show - Dec 2, 2024 (Ep 1271) Xmas Toybox: OPEN. Mystery Show Revealed: AC/DC!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay. The champ lost his fight to Jerry World, but
he has a Christmas thing for it. Oh yeah, are
you ready? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer by Mike Tyson. Rudolf was
a reindeer who had a shiny nose. If you saw it,
you'd say, oh, the mother nose glows. Although the reindeers
laughed and called him stupid names, they.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Wouldn't let him play in any of.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Them reindeer games.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There was a bad storm and Santa asked, Rudolph, you
got my sled this evening because I can't see nothing.
Rudolf said, thank you, Santa, and he beat the shit
out all the reindeers.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm wearing her clothes herself.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Panty holds walking round and Waven's underwear in stoles his
head with lid streps.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Likes me get.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It, holds me so tid. I can't cut sat night
walking around in Wimen's underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
In the office, there's a guy named Melvin.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll see how
you ready? We'll say whoa. Let's say until the wife later.
If the water we can dress slide.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
My dad.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Put on some of my shade and joined the parade
Walking Underway.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
S Okay, since that is one of the first things

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you rascules ask for when we do our Christmas blowout
is that song? So I thought I would go ahead
and start off the first show of December with walking
Round in Women jun the way.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
It's now officially the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, and we're going to open up the Christmas toy
box in fact, to show you I'm a nice host.
I'm going to let you two that means you too,
as okay, to pick out the first Christmas bits we're
gonna play.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Oh, I know exactly what song.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It doesn't have to be a song, it can be
a bit, it can be anything.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Oh I know what song I want to hear?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, well you pick one too. There a all right, Dan?
Well today is Monday? What is December second?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Already December?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It is National Safety Razor Day. What using one is
a lot safer than having a barber shave you with
that straight razor you ever?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Oh yeah, that's pretty scary.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
One hiccup and your jugular vein is gone. It's also
National Mutt Day to celebrate those dogs that aren't exactly
pure bread the cutest. We used to call them HEINZ
fifty seven. Yeah, because there's probably that many breeds in
that mut that you love. It's business of popping corn days.
So let's hear it for Horrible Ruddenbacker and Jimmy Pop.

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Thank you for making that little treat a lot easier
to enjoy.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Pramo.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
When I was a kid, I used to love to
watch the foil expand on. That was the best. Then
when you open it, burn your face with all the
steam in there. It is National Fritter's Day. I wasn't
really sure what fritters are how they made, but they're good.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Yeah, like corn fritters apple.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
In fact, their name is derived from the Latin word
frick tura, which means to fries. Yeah. So they say
it is National stay at home because you're well, Dave, Well,
thanks for letting us know today before.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, we celebrated all last week.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah we could have gold bricked another day. National Bartender
Appreciation Day. Yeah, fip your drink poor at whatever bar
you like to hang out in, because not only does
he or she help you with getting a buzzed, they
also listen to you when you wind about something and
they pretend to care. They're like counselors. So I'll take

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a break here because we have some tickets to a
very good concert you want to go to. Yeah, it's fifty.
We can't tell you what the concert is until eight.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yes, the major concert announcement is at eight. But at
seven fift we're gonna give away a pair of tickets
to this mystery shop.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
And since this National Bartender Appreciation Day, you're gonna have
to do another round of cocktail trivia. Oh day, you'll
hear a bartender make a cocktail, you tell what the
cocktail is, and you get to walk away with the
tickets that we can't tell you about. Walt Disney Day
held on the first Monday in December and remembrance in
honor of Walt Disney, whose birthday is December fifth, so
it's today. I don't know. Disney created those cartoon characters,

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pioneered animated cartoon films, founded the Walt Disney Company, and
came up with and built theme parts. He also bad
mouthed the Jews a lot, but they don't talk about that.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Swept under the rug by.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
US Cyber Monday, on the Monday after Thanksgiving, the largest
online shopping day of the year in the United States
for those of you who say I ain't shopping, no
crowd at all. International Day for Abolition of Slavery? Did
we do that a long time ago? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Day.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah. However, there are some twisted yankovs that don't want
to head here to that, you know. And it's played
Basketball Day.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
They never seen me shoot, have you. It's in honor
of its creator, James nath Smith, who moved from his
home country of Canada to teach physical education at the
wy MS International Training School in Springfield, Massachusetts. His boss said,
why don't you come up with an indoor sport that
could be played during winter that's not too rough but
would be fair. In December of eighteen ninety one, he

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came up with basketball. I am so glad he did.
And they used to use a peach basket, so every
time someone made a basket, some other jerk had to
crawl up there and get the ball up oh, because
he didn't have a haul.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now, then we just got to holy bake smart, all right,
And we're in the month of December. We're into International
Injury Prevention Month. Learn a foreign language National car donation
National Pair Bingo's Birthday Month, National Drug and Drug Driving
Prevention Month, Human Rights Month, Tie Month, Write a Business
Plan Month, Root Vegetables and Exotic Fruit Months, Safe Boys

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and Gifts Month, Spiritual Literacy Month, Universal Human Rights Month,
Worldwide Food Service Safety Month, and World Twin to Twin
Transfusion Syndrome Awareness Month. That's a lot to say.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Yeah, speaking of twins, today would have been my dad
and my uncle Tony's birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh all right, Dan, let's get ready for sports of
all sorts as we do. Yes, it's a special day.
We're opening the Christmas party. Mark everybody, and we start
with a big old Dallas Horse clashic lone star ninety

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two to five. Keep it and rolling, and we're rolling.
That's why we're back from vacation.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
All right.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
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Speaker 1 (08:14):
We'll go ahead and take my lumps right now. Already,
over more than a century, the Texas Texas A and
M rivalry has had more than a share of great games,
great players, and great teams. However, it wasn't a great
game on Saturday because the Aggies forgot to bring something
to Kyle Field. The defense of offense, the defense wasn't going.
The offense was absolutely atrocious, what was described as an

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offensive lack of offense, and m just couldn't punch it
into the end zone when they had the ball. Their
only score was a ninety three yard pick six that
put the Aggies within three. Now, the scene around Kyle
Field before the game was really entertaining. Former an M
head coach RC Slocombe used a miniature chainsaw to saw

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the Horns off. A long horned that Tailgators were barbecuing
across the state is just cruel. It ain't cool. It's
gonna be food anyway as well get creative about it.
Texas moves to face the Georgia Bulldogs for the SEC
Championship next Saturday. The Aggies will wait to see which
Bowl game they'll play in to wrap in another semi

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disappointing season. Anytime you lose to the long Horns the
game you really want to win, then it's disappointing.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Do you want to tell them what you text me
after the big Longhorns win?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah? Boy, it was a rough little message from bowl.
It's a little bitter, just a tad. I said, basically,
longhorns suck gorilla venus. Yeah, I mean I didn't word
it like that. No, you didn't know it was before
the game and after.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
Yes, gorilla schlong is nothing to sneeze at. You know,
that's a big deal. That's a very threatening item, well weapon.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
If you're in front of one, you might want to run.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
And I did not rub it in, did I?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Both? Oh? You did?

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:05):
I was very classic.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
Okay, yeah, okay, an ugly and heated brawl after the
final whistled mark Michigan's shocking upset win over rival Ohio State,
who entered the game as.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
The number two team in the nation and the one
hundred and twentieth.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Edition of the game.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
The Buck guys were nearly.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
A twenty point favorite at home as they look to
snap a three game losing streak against their arch rivals
and secure their place in the Big.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Ten championship game.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
The game was tied at ten points a piece in
the final minute of the game as Michigan drove the
ball deep into Ohio State territory. Michigan took a thirteen
to ten lead on a twenty one yard field goal
and the Buck guys were unable to respond. Then after
it was over, a Wolverine player attempted to plant a
Michigan flag on the Buck guy's logo at midfield in

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Ohio Stadium, and that led to pushing and shoving and
eventually punch is being thrown by members of both teams.
Oh godess it was kind of a douchebag thing to
do after you already beat your rival on their field
and then you have to rub it in afterwards.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
It several minutes for stadium security and police to separate
the two teams, with pepper stray being dispersed to get
the situation under control. It was a violation of the
NCAA sportsmanship policy rules, So even if the Wolverine started it,
both schools have each been fined one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's going to stop it from having again. But it's
a nice thought.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Any what's up with all the college ball shenanigans over
the holiday and goodness, Well, here's some feel good college
ball news, especially for this part of the country. Things
went really well for SMU this past week. Oh yeah,
they had a real good run. Kevin Jennings threw for
two hundred and twenty five yards and a pair of
touchdowns as the ninth ranked Ponies completed a sweep of

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its first Atlantis Coke Atlantic Coast Conference schedule. A thirty
eight to six win over California day and four yesterday
not bad. The Mustangs were already locked into next week's
championship game in their ACC debut before closing the regular
season with their seventeenth consecutive win in a league game.
SMU is going to play number twelve Clemson next Saturday
night in Charlotte, North Carolina on awful lot of orange

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and for the ACC title and a spot in the
expanded twelve team college football Playoff. Number eight Miami would
have been in the ACC Championship game with a win,
but they lost forty two to thirty eight at Syracuse,
and they opened that door wide for good old Clemson
in the Carolinas. Also, TCU survived a late rally from
Cincinnati in the second half in snowy conditions, holding on

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for a twenty thirteen win. The win moved the Frogs
to eight and eight to four on the season while
finishing with a six and three record in the Big Twelve.
Now they await their bowl destination.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
The Texas take Red Raiders slapped West virgin Junior Round
fifty two to fifteen in the final home game for
Tech this season. With regular season concluded, the team is
looking ahead to what bowl game they could play in
outside of the College Football Playoff. The Big Twelve Conference
has affiliations with several different bowl games, giving the Red
Raiders a variety of options for where they could wind

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up later this month, and the North Texas Mean Green
took Camp Menis against the Temple Owls a twenty four
to seventeen win on Saturday, securing bowl eligibility after a
game clinching interception by a red shirt freshman quarterback Brian Nelson.
They will go to a bowl game for the first
time under head coach Eric Morris and for the fifteenth
time in the program's history. The Mean Green is now

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eligible for its first bowl game since the twenty twenty
two Frisco Bowl, where they were narrowly defeated by Boise
State by a score of thirty five to thirty two.
So close yet no cigar.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Well, let's hear it for your Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Turn up.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Linka Donzik return for a wrist injury. It had thirty
six points in the Dallas Mavericks one thirty seven to
one thirty one victory over the Portland Trailblazers last night
in Portland. Donchick, who missed five games, also had thirteen
assists in the mavericks fourth straight win, and they did
it with quite a few players out. The Maps were
missing Kyrie Irving, who had thirty points in a one
o six to ninety four wins Saturday over the Utah Jazz.

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He was out last night because of a sore shoulder.
The Maps were also without Klay Thompson who had a
hurt left foot, Derek Lively the second out with a
sore right knee, and Najee Marshall out sick with an
undisclosed illness. Now Portland led by as many as ten
points in the opening quarter, but the MAVs closed the
gap for a sixty one to fifty eight lead at
the half, thanks in part to Luka Donjik, who closed

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the first half with a pair of three pointers and
a seventeen foot jumper to give the Mavericks the halftime
lead way to go Luca Right. Next up for the MAVs,
they host the Memphis Grizzlies tomorrow night at the Double
AC tip off tomorrow at seven thirty, MAVs are hoping
for their fourth straight home win.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes, bring it all music, Yeah, here we go, sing advice.

Speaker 9 (15:09):
Let's do a little deal good in the NHL, Dallas Stars,
we sure are proud of you. Now in the NHL,
there's three days to go before the final rosters are
announced for the Four Nations face off that's coming up
in February. And yesterday the Dallas Stars, Jake Ottinger got
to go head to head with a goalie that's a
bit of a weapon. He's an easy choice to start

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for Team USA. This winner Winnipeg's Connor hellabuck Uh huh,
He's say it is the hell of a goalie too.
And one goal got by Atinger on twenty seven shots
to lead the Stars to a.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Three to one victory yesterday.

Speaker 9 (15:47):
Now the Winnipeg this is a big deal because the
Winnipeg Jets are currently atop the NHL standings. Both goalies
put on impressive performances, each only allowing goals that were
nearly impossible to stop. Now, Jake let in this one
goal and it was on the first shotty face versus
Winnipeg's Adam Lowry. From there, Ottinger stopped the next twenty
six goal attempts.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Nice not bad.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
Hella Buck, on the other hand, face to barrage of
shots early on. The Stars jumped out to an eight
shot in vantage midway through the first and they gave
up a goal after a stunning play by the Stars
where Rupee Hints and Jason Robertson passed the puck through
the neutral zone. It was really cool moves. Johnston scored.
The Winnipeg goalie faced some difficult situations in period two,
where the Stars had two power plays. Mason march Mint

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was kick ass too. He made the play of the day,
a backhanded shot past Hellbuck with seven thirty seven left
in the game, and hella Buck really didn't even see
that shot coming before Rupee Hints added an empty netter
with seven and a half seconds remained pretty amazing. The
win was an important one for the Stars. Not only
are the Jets a Central Division opponent, but the Stars

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lost to the Jets four to one just a few
weeks ago. Jake Ottinger, especially after yesterday's win, could soon
be facing shots from some of his own teammates as
we go US Team USA, like Miro heiskin In and
Matt Dushane in the Nation's Face Off.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The face Off is coming up again in February. Well,
there's a new top dog in America. Oh yeah, we
the tw twenty four National Dog Show, Veto the pug Yes,
not only won hearts but the title of Best in Show.
The two year old pupp became the first of his
breed to take the prize. How sweet. Veto triumphed over

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about two thousand other dogs from two hundred and five
breeds at the annual Thanksgiving Day Canine Competition. He was
chosen as the best of his breed before being deemed
the front runner in the toy dog category. From there,
he went tail to tale with other winners of the
show groups Houston the clumber Spaniel, Matti the Giant Schnauzer,
ZiT the Bezenhound, Rupert, the Berger Picard, what JJ and

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the Lasa Apsol and Verde the veltch Terrier, who is
name reserved Best in Show as the runner up to Veto.
I'm not even sure what I just said. You did great,
I did so that's pretty good for not knowing what
the hell, I'm talking about it. I thought so ugly
man the freaking full file. Next, I'm the bone them all.

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We're gonna wear his tongue out with all in La
la la lone. Start ninety two to five, coming up
another edition of the headlines from Hollywood. Then we're going
to officially open the Bone and them show Christmas toy
box for the vocals blowout and Andy you get to
pick first ale, you get to pick second copy that.

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But now it's time for the freaking fool of ild hears.
An update on the story. Remember that six point two
million dollar banana duct tape to a wall? Yeah, well
the man who paid six point two million for it
took it off the wall and in front of reporters
ate it right there. Point two million dollars for a snack.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
He should have given that money to charity.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yes, oh, I hope that banana was tasty for six
point two million. Justin's son, founder of cryptocurrency platform Tron,
posted a video to x showing himself removing the banana
from the wall and then proceeding to eat it during
a press conference on Friday. That's a douchebag move. Sun
ended up the winning bid for the banana at Sotheby's

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auction in New York last week. The winning bidder wasn't
meant to buy the original banana itself, because those things
go bad, so he paid for a banana that's not
even the real banana. The winner actually receives a roll
of duct tape one banana that's not the original banana,
a Pacific certificate of authenticity, and official instructions for installing

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the work on your wall at home. I think by
knows how to tape something doing. Yeah, it doesn't the
banana have to be replaced, yes.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
And that's what we're saying.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, but for a bad banana, it's still six point
two million dollars.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
God.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
The conceptual piece of art, which is titled Comedian, was
created by Italian artist Mari Zizo Ketitlan. The Comedian debuted
in twenty nineteen at the Art Vessel Miami Beach Festival.
Many people thought it was a joke and if you
can get some sucker to shell out six point two million,
the joke is on them. Very true, Oh, very true.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
It's a sign you have way too much money, yeah,
and you don't know what to do with okay, bo
if you think the banana duct tape to a wall
story is stupid, there's more stupid out there to go around.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Oh good.

Speaker 8 (20:43):
While the bag of Cheetos and a roll of duct
tape would probably cost you around ten dollars, an art
piece crafted with those same products has sold for.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Thousands of dollars.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
From last week, Cheetos auctioned off a Cheeto puff stuck
to a wall by duck tape on eBay and ultimately
it's sold for twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Are people out of their minds? Yeah? Apparently so.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
The Snag brand has not revealed the identity of the
highest bidder who will receive a supply of Cheetos equivalent
to their bids, so at least they're going to get
a lifetime supply of Cheetos. The auction took inspiration from
that duct tape banana art piece that bo just told
you about that sold for approximate least six point two
million dollars at South of East Art Auction in New

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York City. But you know, Cheetos don't go bad as
quickly as bananas.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh, they don't turn brown and get all soft and
stinky in attract.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Ft, so I think the Cheeto stuck to the wall
with duct tape is a better buy.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, but still twenty thousand dollars for a cheeto. Yeah,
it wasn't even Shakela Abraham Lincoln or nothing. Nothing, nothing,
no Jesus Cheeto, Virgin Mary, nothing. I come to thee
on the Cheeto, Yes I do. All right.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
For our next freaking full file, we're gonna play match
game seventy eight real quick, you guys, you're ready, OK,
all right, I'll beburn. A twenty three year old student
in Germany can reportedly shrink and enlarge.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
His blank on command.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Really, yeah, that's a that's a cool party.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I would say schloan, but I know that's not what
it is.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
He can enlarge his pupils on commands, and he can
shrink them on command.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
That'll come in.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
He reportedly, this twenty three year old student in Germany
can do that. Previously thought physically impossible. The dilation and
constriction of the blank the pupil were believed to be
completely automated with a brighter, dark environment, but a recent
case study suggests that isn't always the case. There just
might be a scientific exception to this weirdness. The guy

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is believed to be able to voluntarily control the tiny
muscles that adjust the size of the pupils. Sounds dangerous
to a feet once thought nobody could ever do you
Ready for the funny part, The tiny muscle in the
eye that makes that happen is called the sphincter muscle
just likes.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Yeah, you have a sphincter in your eye, tea.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
We have sphincters in our eyes, you guys, So people
can call you butt face?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Really, that's right, That's right? Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Man?

Speaker 9 (23:22):
Apparently this German student, referred to only as d W.
You can put your own jokes in there too, realize
he had the ability to voluntarily control the size of
his pupils starting at the age of sixteen while trying
to relax his eyeballs after long computer gaming sessions with
his friends. The study couldn't prove that the young man

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wasn't using any indirect means like a laser light from
far away.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
There was no tricks.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Apparently, that makes DW the first person known to directly
control the size of his pupils on command. What good
it's gonna do him remains to be seen.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
There, Oh, this is one of my favorites. Okay. A
Belarusian blogger managed to convince dozens of Russian teachers to
make them wear tenfoil hats because it told them it
was a means of protection against radiation from NATO satellite.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Oh no, they believed in these teachers.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Vadislav Bokhan, blogger and activist known for his elaborate pranks,
made headlines when he released several photos of dozens of
Russian teachers wearing tenfoil hats decorated with the Russian flat Oh.
They reportedly contacted multiple schools, introducing himself as an official
from the local branch of United Russia, the country's ruling party,

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and ordered them to hold a patriotic masterclass called Helmet
of the Fatherlands. Go Khan demanded that teachers working at
these schools make tin foil hats to quote demonstrate their
readiness to protect themselves from radiation from NATO's satellites, and
ordered them to take photographs of them wearing the hats
to prove they did it, and to his surprise, seven

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of the schools he contacted bought it and followed his
instructions without question. Speaker, here's why this guy is such
a genius. To make sure the teachers didn't google tinfoil
hats and realized the whole thing was a prank, he
provided clear tinfoil hat making instructions compiled using a chatbot,

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saying it was in the name of Mother Russia. His
plan worked. Bocan revealed his prank last month, and the
Ministry of Education confirmed that several schools in the region
fell victim to his deception. However, in their statement, Russian
officials tried to sugarcoat the incident, praising the teacher's creative
approach and patriotic sperience to Russians.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Oh, okay, the hat's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, I want to shake this guy's hand and said,
way to go.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
Hey, coming up next hour, we have tickets to a
Miss three concert that you will not want to miss.
We won't announce the show until eight this morning, but
at seven point fifty we have a pair of tickets
to this mystery concert. And if you want to win,
you're gonna have to name an adult beverage for a
bartender appreciation day, right both, Yes, that's all right, we'll

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do that at seven fifty right here on the bone
them show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's a Savage song. Well yeah, as a matter of fact,
Rick Savage of def Leppard the bass Player sixty four today, Happy,
I won't and I need and all I'm got this call.
This was kind of cool.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
I went to bed at three am. I was wondering
why God got me up at five point fifty nine,
and then I realized it was because you back from vacation.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh, God said, wake up. You got to destroy some
brain cells listing of this dumb ass show.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Hell no, he didn't even say wake up. He just
grabbed me by the trup said I'll choke you to death.
You don't wake up, you lazy bastard.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
He can persuasion y'all.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
Man. I hope y'all had a good vacation in nice
Thanksgiving we did.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Thanks for calling man, Me and my daughter. We had
burger king I like that. And you were thankful for it,
weren't you?

Speaker 11 (27:14):
Oh of course I was. That's where king Z there.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You go, Thank you, man, very Christ Kings. You know,
even after we had all this time off, I'm still
a little tense. Yeah, And you know what would make
that even better if I could get me some good head.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, thanks, scared y'all with dad, didn't I?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
What's God's sake?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
How about it?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
All?

Speaker 12 (27:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
What's going on in Tensiltown? Lady girl? Well Bo Roberts.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
Arnold's Schwarzenegger had some surprise guests on Thanksgiving the cops.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Lapd responded to a
call that a bomb had been placed in the actor
turned politician's mailbox at his La Area home on Thanksgiving.
When the cops showed up, they didn't find any explosive
devices on the property, and they say it would have

(28:20):
been virtually impossible to have planted a bomb, as Arnold
Schwarzenegger has twenty four to seven security and monitored video surveillance.
The police are treating it as a swatting incident. So far,
no arrests have been made. This year marks the twenty
fifth anniversary of the movie Varsity Blues, and James Vanderbeek,
who started the movie as mox Is selling, signed limited

(28:43):
edition merchandise from the movie to raise money for cancer
treatment costs.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
You know, he was diagnosed recently with color requill cancer.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
And so he's saying he's raising money not just for
his own expenses, but for anyone who has cancer. So
he's using hashtag cancer is expensive. Nick Cannon is getting
candid about his mental health. The mass singer, host and
father of twelve with six different women, including Mariah Carey,
recently admitted that he needs help after he was diagnosed

(29:15):
with narcissistic personality disorder, among the traits rage and a
lack of empathy.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's pretty scary.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
So who has the movie Deadpool and Wolverine on their
Christmas wish list?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, we have new info on the movie.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Disney pretty much let Ryan Reynolds in company do whatever
they wanted with Deadpool and Wolverine, but there's one joke
that they would not abide, and now we know what
it was. In the final cut of the movie, Deadpool
says quote, f now Disney gets cheap. It's like Pinocchio
jammed his face in my butt and started.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Lying like crazy. Well, the original line in the script.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Was quote Disney is so cheap. I can barely breathe
with all this Mickey mouse blank in my throat. Disney
was not cool with that, so Ryan replaced it with
the Pinocchio joke and it passed the mustard. Oh okay,
I guess you don't mess with the mouse.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
And that's your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
All right, mother, need to be so hard, don't you
question your mother? Young man Lone Star ninety two to five. Okay,
coming up about a half hour. We have tickets to
a major concert, but we can't tell you what it
is until after eight, that's right. So you'll be winning

(30:40):
tickets to a surprise concert because we can't tell you
what the tickets.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Are, but I will tell you it's a show that
you won't want to miss.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
This consor concert absolutely. For now, we'll call it question
Mark and the Mysterians. Yeah, the Return, Yeah, the Return.
I don't know if any of them still alive. I'm
that would be a trick, wouldn't it. But before we
get into that, we're going to open up the Christmas
toy box. But I got something I gotta tell you first,
all right, yesterday was Rosa Park's Day. Yeah, Rosa Park,

(31:09):
nineteen fifty five, on the day she told a white woman,
kiss my black ass, finds your own seat on the bus?
You fat all get bit. I don't think that's what
she Well, she didn't say it exactly sought it, shot it,
but she did not say she didn't say it would
have been a lot funnier. History would have been laughing
both paraphrasing, yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
When it's a drunken history with lou Roberts.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Been very gangsto Well, guess who was there? Yes, where
were you?

Speaker 13 (31:33):
December nineteen fifty five, Cheddy Ducks driver mcdumy, Alabama, wrestling
a stern well trying to get a fourteen year old
or turn Elvis down. Could figure out how many black
people I can squeeze on and styll'll have room up
promptly the white folks past looking woman in North America
crawls on my bus prop tied her legs up to

(31:55):
her hidden forty day cups, staring me right square in
the eye. When she'll sit in the third seat from
the front my eyeballing seat, I look up in the
rear view mirror. Now a Rosa parks ain't in my
eyeball in seat. Nod'd sit here and look at Rosa
for the next fifteen miles, or get her to get
hut and get miss nude Alabama her seat rose and nose.

(32:17):
I ain't had a date in six months. Picks today
to turn into us evil rights. Murty just goes to
show every time I see a good looking woman, somebody
makes a fighter. Okay, So don't that.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
The way it always is? Always? Isn't that the way
it always is? Oh? Boy, you're ready to open the
Christmas toy box for Christmas? Please, let's rip it up,
open it. Oh, look at all the ditties we have
to play for you in the month of December. Okay,
Anna's gonna get to pick the first one. Which one
do you want? I want?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Who put the stump? The Christmas Angel?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh? You want the Christmas Why am I not surprised
you asked for that every single year? I love it? Okay,
you want it? You got it? Yeady, yeay, yady?

Speaker 5 (33:03):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Can I put this start on the Christmas tree? No, honey,
this year we're going to put an angel on top
of the tree because an angel reminds us of the
baby Jesus, and why do we celebrate Christmas? Oh okay, okay,
let's make sure.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Honey.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Let Daddy climb the ladder.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
I want to climb the ladder.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'll do it, honey, I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
That's you're a beautiful angel.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, now just a little how's that? Is that good?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It's cooked?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Well, I can fix that. I mean, how about now?
How's it now?

Speaker 13 (33:42):
It leans to the right?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
How about now is it still leaning?

Speaker 6 (33:52):
It leans to the last?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
What gentle?

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Gentle?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Okay, how about now that good?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Can you push it any further down?

Speaker 10 (34:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (34:03):
No, no ah, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh yeah, right, not from where I'm sitting.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
I'd like to find the guy who'd done me wrong
and stuck my bed upon this Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Poop, put the stop.

Speaker 14 (34:28):
In my rump, A bump apo boot to contended and
my rana lema ding dot boosted the.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Wood where I boop she boop, she pooped boot put
the stick of my hip?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Oo?

Speaker 15 (34:40):
Was that man?

Speaker 12 (34:41):
He shoved it up my can and left me stranded
on this Christmas tree? When this angel heard chopped chopped
up a dreadful few and right into my heart? God,
those pine tree needle sting me rammagem marammagemin nimmajing dong.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
He'll never know how much that's smart.

Speaker 14 (35:12):
So who put the stump in my rumpup, bump, bump,
boot to congender and my ramma Lama ding dong who
stood the wood were a.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Poop ship boop chip woop poop. Put the stick of
my hip, did it didn't?

Speaker 14 (35:24):
Boot of that bush and grand it in mytos.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
He made this angel beg for mercy please.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Each night when I'm alone.

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Scratched, discratch Di scratched Di scratched Di scratched Di scratched
is shoe.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
It sets my tiny bottom of the glow.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
And every time I.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Wind slipped it and didn't slipped it and didn't.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
A little further mad it goes. That's sure a beautiful angel.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Stock.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
You're pretty stock Anna, Yes, you're welcome.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Dallas Horor's classic rock a Lone Star ninety two to five.
Coming up next, we're going to give you some tickets
to a show you want to see, but we can't
tell you what it is until after eight, so it's
a mystery prize. Yeah, but you will want it.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Oh, yes, this is concert I do not want to miss.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Till now, hadn't been around in a while. No, okay,
uh P and C Bank just released its annual report
of how much it would cost to buy all the
gifts from the twelve Days of Christmas. They've been doing
this for forty years, and once again it's at an
all time high. Everything on the list would run your
forty nine thousand, two hundred and sixty three dollars this year,

(36:53):
he huff around five percent. Twelve drummers drumming, Yeah, that
will cost you four thy seventeen dollars. Wow, well you
got to pay the union, you know. Yes, Eleven pipers piping.
That's three thousand, seven hundred and fifteen dollars. Ten lords
of leaping fifteen thousand, five hundred and eighty dollars. They
base it on how much it would cost to hire

(37:13):
professional ballet dancers to do the leak. Okay, okay. Nine
ladies dancing eight thousand, five hundred and fifty seven dollars.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
So men get paid more. Let's see how that works.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh, let it go. Let's see nine ladies dancing eight thousand,
five hundred and fifty seven dollars. Eight maids of milking
fifty eight dollars. That's the cheapest on the least. That's
if you hired them for an hour of minimum weight,
so just to milk the cows. Okay, seven Swans of
Swimming thirteen thousand, one hundred and twenty five dollars. This

(37:45):
is the second most expensive gift. That plus the Lord's
a Leaping and Ladies Dancing adds up to over thirty
seven thousand dollars. That's crazy. So everything on the list
else costs no more than twelve grand. Six gisi laying
nine hundred dollars, five gold rings one thousand, two hundred
and forty five fake gold. Yeah, it must be better
not have a diamond in it. Four calling birds six

(38:08):
hundred dollars, three French hens three hundred and forty seven dollars,
two turtle dubs seven hundred and fifty dollars. And a
partridge and a pear tree three hundred and seventy dollars for.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
The partridge in a pear tree.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Why why is the partridge in a pear tree so expensive?

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Well, at least you get pairs for the rest of
your life.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well, I guess so are they're throwing a cage for
the damn thing. No, that's not part of a tree,
a bitch. Okay, your turnao to pick something from the
toy bot.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Oh, look at this glorious box. I'm gonna dig through
here and try and find an old school nugget. Well,
speaking of the twelve things, yeah, how about that old
one called the twelve Pains Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yes, by all means, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Christmas. That's such a thing to me. Christmas tree thing
at Chris, that's such.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
A rigging up the lights.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Graceless street. Third day at Chris said, such.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
A hangovers rigging up the lights.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Us last street, the fourth they at Chris, this is.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Such a je spending Christmas.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
Cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights Christmas.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Chriss that such a mag.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Spending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
This last.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Thing at Chris said, such a egin me faxing my voice, Oh,
I hate the Christmas card hangovers, breaking up there's lights.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Chris's such amazing me sal nay.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Faxing my d loss and in Christmas cards, Oh jeez,
I'm trying to bring up these lights.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Graces Christmas. That's such a read form that Christmas.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
What do you mean you're in lords making out these cards?

Speaker 12 (40:37):
You just give me adea hat, but we have no
extensive cards.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
This is such a.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Finding parking spaces, donations loss writing off bout Christmas cards hangovers.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
No, why not?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Are a blankings tree Christs such a matteries not included, No.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Bogging space, get a jog, your bum facing moss.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Your whole fandy Christmas card cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Look at this one light goes out there, go out.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
To Christmas tree, Chris.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
This is such a.

Speaker 12 (41:30):
Pat steal Davi special, not no parking spaces.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Charities. I heard her.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh I don't even know half faced paper, Alwa's.

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Got the chair of the papers.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Have a lot of flood of little bos Christmas, the
twelve Christmas.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
Such a pat singing Christmas Carol sal TV special matters,
not no.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Parking, Yes, Donna make them dinner. I'm shuts up you
you're so smart, so right up the lines. Oh thank you.

(42:22):
We never said we make it smart. Dallas Holler's classic
rock lone Star Naughty do Vibe head east. If you're
heading east, well, good on you, then good on you.
Now we have tickets to this concert that we can't
tell you what it is until after eight. I don't
know what the big damn deal is about ten minutes.
But we're going to give these tickets away. You'll want them.

(42:45):
I guarantee you. Oh yeah, this is a show that
I do not want to meet.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
If you find out what the show is and you go, nah,
I don't want tickets to that, We're gonna look at
you like, oh, you're not cool.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Then you need some therapy or something. We can't tell
you who it is when it is nothing, but we
will tell you after we give the tickets away. So
you're gonna win tickets to we show.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
You don't know what it is, it's win them before
you can buy them tickets.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Bo that's right. Tickets don't go on sale till what
Friday Friday.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
Now, starting tomorrow morning at seven fifty, we will give
away tickets to blank show as normal all week long.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
We'll have you win them before you can buy them
tickets because the tickets will go on sell Friday at
noon our time.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Okay, No, it's National Bartender Appreciation Day. Okay, So I've
got a bartender here and I'll play this more than once,
all right, the number two one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine two five. This is
a bartender making a drink here on National Bartender Appreciation Day.
You tell me what this drink is and I'll give
you the tickets. Okay, here you go.

Speaker 16 (43:47):
One ounce of lime juice, three quarters of an ounce
of pineapple juice, quarter of an ounce of grenadine, the
equivalent of one dash of angustur bitters, quarter ounce squatro,
quarter ounce cherry hearing order ound s benedicting, and an
ounce and a half of gin.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Shake it vigorously, pees, strain it, and we're in to
top it up with soda.

Speaker 16 (44:10):
Dash more on top, garnish with a pineapple.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
And there it is.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
What is that cocktail? Damn, anna's gone, Anna nailed it.
Let me let me pay it. What will you be
in the alcoholic you are?

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Thank you for knowing that.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Okay, here it is again, tell me what drink?

Speaker 5 (44:27):
This is?

Speaker 16 (44:28):
One ounce of lime juice, three quarters of an ounce
of pineapple juice, quarter of an ounce of grenadine, the
equivalent of one dash of angostar bitters, quarter ounce squantro
order rounce, cherry hearing order arounds benedicting, and.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
An ounce and a half of gin. May get up,
strain it.

Speaker 16 (44:48):
And we're going to top it up with soda, dash
more on top, garnish with a pineapple.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I want to know how did you know the answer?

Speaker 8 (44:58):
The grenadine, cherry and the bitters with the pineapple and
the line.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah damn, you must read ingredients in an old mister
Fossman cocktail book.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
Plus she just came back from the Mexican riviera. That
kind of sounds like a beach streak to me.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
A lot of that is probably still in her system.
Maybe maybe two one four or eight one seven seven
eighty seven one nine two five. Come on, y'all. If
an I can get it, you can't, bone, then show
what cocktail is that? Hell, I haven't heard it. I've
already played it twice. Hello, bone them, show tell me

(45:36):
what cocktail that is. Man, it's almost almost pina.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
No, it's not almost pineapple through not a pina colada.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, bon them. Show tell me what drink that was?
Not a clue? Not a clue? Sure, could you make
me a double not a clue.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
After a couple of these, you will have no clue.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
And then show tell me what drink that is. That
has to be a Singapore place, is absolutely right, yes, yes, Singapore?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Are you a bartender by any chance? I am a bartender.
That's okay? Oh that's all right. You got these tickets?
Who is this?

Speaker 15 (46:22):
This is just enough and McKinney.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Okay, where do you bartend? Is that eighty four and
I think they're driving? Okay, which is we'll be there
for a happy hour. Yeah, come on over, mix up
a picture and we'll be there for the show. Okay,
hold on just a minute, because we've got to get
some information from you, all right, all right, okay, but yes,

(46:46):
well we can't tell you until after eight. Give me five. Okay,
we'll tell you what it is and you'll be able
to win these all week. And stick around.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
We have that major concert announcement coming up in minutes,
so if you want to who's coming to town, stick around.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
Plus at eight forty, Bow and I.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Are going to open up that lone Star ticket window
and give away tickets for you to see your Dallas Mavericks. Yeah,
when they take on the Denver Nuggets January fourteenth at
the American Airline Center. That's at eight forty right here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
that concert we were telling you, we couldn't tell you
what the name was till after eight. Yeah, Well that
song was a hint, wasn't it. Yes, it was Anneville.
Will you do the honors? Please?

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Coming Monday, April fourteenth to AT and T Stadium, Jerry World,
here your world ac DC's Power Up Tour, and we
have your tickets all the week. Tickets will go on
sale Friday, December sixth at noon, but we have your
win them before you can buy them tickets all week long, all.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
This weeket sel fifty ye, how about it? How about
thatt them? Not only that, but we got MAVs tickets
coming up in the ticket windows. That's right, what is it?
MAVs versus denvers what we are? Fourteen?

Speaker 9 (48:12):
One other thing about a c d C too, Like
our Rascus have been really good about trying to guess
that it was a c d C. There's also a
funky rumor going around that Axel Rose is going to
be singing.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
That's not true, No, no, no it Brian Johnson, he
is on the bills.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
The vocalist j is back. You rumor started knock it off?

Speaker 8 (48:31):
Okay, because I don't think i'd want to see him
if it was Axl Rose.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
It's kind that would be kind of a CDC in parenthesis. Yeah,
that would be like a A C D C cover band.
That'll be axel d C axel d C. All right,
since we're in the Christmas spirit, how about a little
something else from the Christmas toy box?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Yeah you go?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Oh, let it in.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Let's get it over with. Come on in, Bob.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
Geez.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Oh yeah, tell you let Bukaroo's buckereth. You're taking all
your yilans to meet Sandy at.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
The mall, so tell me what they want for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
It could be a traumatic experience when they see one
or more say.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Is running around the mall, they gonna look.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Up at you with them helpless puppy is mommy Daddy?
Is that the real Senny? What are you gonna say?
What are you gonna say? That's why I'm here to
try and help you parents out. Barbecue Bob's top tenly

(49:47):
drum roller. These are the top ten signs that the
Sanny in the mall ain't the real Senny. Number ten,
Number ten, The real Senny don't have wild turkey on
his breath.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Number nine.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
The real Centy won't ask you to bring a pair
of your mama's pennies next time.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
You heal the short sign the sign number eight.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
The real Centy won't hold two fingers behind your head
when they take the pick.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Number seven.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
The real Senny won't tell you not a snowman chance
in hell, kid.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
And you tell him what you want for Christmas?

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Won't do won't do that number six. The real Senny
don't have to take a break to check.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
With his parole officer half one for yeah. Number five.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
The real Senny.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Won't fart why that.

Speaker 11 (50:52):
Number four?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
The real Senny won't pick his nose while you're sitting
in that.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Number three.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
The real we'll tell you to slip in my tin
if you really won't you yo no number two number two.
Real Senny don't read hustler during this the number one
sign that the cinny in the mall ain't the real senate.

(51:24):
The real Senny don't ask you to grind a little
bit in his wid.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
I'm just trying to help.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Christmas.

Speaker 15 (51:42):
Yeah, yeah, thanks, Bob, real American a hole seal, an American.
We salute you, mister Department Star Santa Claus. Mister Departments Santacaus,
you spend eleven months preparing for this gig and you

(52:06):
don't even have the decency to grow a real beer.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
O ho ho.

Speaker 15 (52:12):
You're barely one rung above the greeter at Walmart, but
at least he still has a job. Come December twenty.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Six, let's go down to unemployment.

Speaker 15 (52:22):
Your days are spent with Brady toddlers urinating on your lap,
but you don't care. You have a bird's eye view
of every milf in the metropolitan area, and Daddy is
never around.

Speaker 12 (52:36):
Jacob's mon has got it going on.

Speaker 15 (52:39):
The last kid was enough to send you into a
drunk and rage, but you kept your cool, knowing full
well that little turn isn't getting a thing he wants
for Christmas. So we salute you, mister department store Santa Claus,
your bum knee, your chin flask, and your parole officer.
You are a re American, a home.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
House business.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
You know we in here we haven't really lost our religion,
but we are going to Hell. Oh yeah, and we're
taking every one of you rescules with us. But it
will be fun, Yes, it'll be fun. Come on in,
the water is nice and worn. We marry Warren's going
eliven that place up. Let me take you mainly had
a couple of people pass away while we were gone Yeah.

(53:26):
Chuck Woollery former game show host of Love Connection. He
also hosted Scrabble. He died at the age of eighty
three in his horn home in Horseshoe Bay, Texas, which
is near Austin. He was also the original host of
Wheel of Fortune for seven years along with co host
Susan Stafford in nineteen seventy five, before Vana White came

(53:49):
on the scene. You know Yeah and that other host
that everybody knows. Woolery was inducted into the American TV
Game Show Hall of Fame in two thousand and seven,
earned a Daytime Emmy nomination in nineteen seventy eight. In
eighty three, he began eleven year stunt as the host
of Love Connection, during which time he coined the phrase
we'll be back in two and two and two that

(54:10):
meant two minutes in two seconds, two minutes worth of
commercials and a station id. Love Connection eventually resulted in
twenty nine marriages and fifteen children, and also sparked other
hookup shows like The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, The Golden Bachelor,
The Golden Bachelrette, and Let's not Forget Farmer wants a wife.

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Remember that? Oh my god, I remember that. Willery served
in the US Navy before attending college. He played bass
in a folk trio before starting the psychedelic rotten duo
The Avant Garde, and in nineteen sixty seven they had
a hit song called naturally Stoned. What so you older
farts may remember now crazy.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
He was referenced in the movie Ghost. Oh yeah, if
you remembers two big black women sitting on the couch
watching TV, to go turn the channel.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I want to watch that love connection. I want to
watch that man on love Connection. But that's not all.
Who know.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
We also lost Earl Holloman, who was best known for
his roles in various Western television shows and films, including
the very first episode of The Twilight Shone. Earl Holloman
died he was ninety six. His notable film roles include
The Bridges of Toco Ree Back in nineteen.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Fifty Bus That's one of my favorite, or Movie.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Forbidden Planet in nineteen fifty six, Giant nineteen fifty six,
Sharky's Machine Gun, Smoke Returned to Dodge, and one of
my favorite John Wayne movies. He was in the Sons
of Katie Elder John Wayne Deean Martin. He was one
of the elder sons too. He also made appearances in
gun Smoke Murder she wrote, and Policewoman with Angie Dickinson.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
He was Sergeant Bill Crowley.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
in nineteen seventy seven. He died over the weekend Rest
in Power.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Earl Hollimany I remember that very first episode of the
Twilight Zone. It was called is Anybody there? Yeah, he
was all alone and he was freaking out. And it
turned out it was an experiment to see if man
could be in space for a long time, and he
failed miserably.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
All right, here's a story about John Tenniswood. He had
a brief stint as the verified world's oldest man, and
he has also passed on.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, a week ago today. He reached the age of
one hundred and twelve. But twelve too long. Good Lord,
I don't know if I want to live that neither.
It couldnot be easy.

Speaker 9 (56:38):
Tennis would spent his final years in a care home
in Southport, England, according to Guinness, and his cause of
death not reported. He was born August twenty sixth nineteen
twelve in Liverpool. Good God, that's way before the Titanic.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
He went down.

Speaker 9 (56:52):
Tenniswood could not pinpoint any particular reason that he had
outlived some of the other people.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
He said, well, pure luck. You're either ye long live short.
You can't do much about it.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
I eat a bacon sandwich for breakfast, and they're a
bacon sandwich for lunch.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
No, that's burgess Meredith.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
Additionally, Tenniswood was the world's oldest surviving male. World War
Two veteran tennis would assume the title of oldest living
man on April third, following the death of Venezuela's Juan
Vicente Perez, and that was on August second, at the
age of one hundred and fourteen years and three hundred
eleven days, just about a buck fifteen wow. While other

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centennarians have been credited with various food and drinks of
their longevity, Tenniswood had no such thing.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I eat what they get mad, so does everybody else.
I don't have a special diet.

Speaker 9 (57:41):
He did, however, eat a classic British meal every single Friday,
fish and I knew it.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (57:48):
As of now, the world's oldest person is another man
in Japan named Tomiko Etuka. He is reported to be
one hundred and sixteen years one hundred and eighty eight
days old.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Could it be damn God, hang in there, Tuki. We're
watching Yeah, buddy, less hard. So what did this guy da?
Was he in a gang fight? Hotel us mountain climbing?
I know right? Maybe you were screwing? What a great
way to go? Yeah, that was it. Oh God, I'm coming.
Yes you are, Yes, you are one way or another,

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and both of them at this where we are going
to hell, aren't we? I'm telling you. A boil water
notice for the city of Ennis is causing NSID classes
to be canceled for students and staff today. This just
happened in Richardson Know on Saturday, just before eleven pm,
there was an eighteen inch water main break at the
intersection of I forty five and Highway thirty four. That

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break triggered several other water main breaks across city. Various
parts of the city experienced low water pressure. The city
began working on the issue until residents to conserve as
much water as possible. Bottled water was made available for
residents starting at noon yesterday, and the giveaway will continue
until six o'clock at fire station number one, seventeen hundred

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West Lake barb will drive bottle water distribution. We'll continue
at the fire station at eight am this morning, so
there's still time to go.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Get yourself so sad that it's happening so often.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I know, I know that's awful, And here this will
make you go. You gotta be kidding me. An I
Hop server in Lakeland, Florida, said she was fired after
feeding a homeless man in need a stack of pancakes
because he was hungry. Former I Hop server Victoria Hughes
said she worked at that I Hop location for thirteen

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years when a man walked into the restaurant Sunday and
told her he was very hungry. She says, with out
a second thought, I brought the stack of pancakes and
gave him a glass of water. That's the pisser about
this whole thing. She paid for the pancakes just to
help this poor guy out, and they fired her.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Anyway, there's gotta be more to this story.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
She said. Her manager told her that doing that might
cause a loughtering problem with other homeless people hanging around
looking for her handout. He told me that I was fired,
she told the TV station. I asked him for what,
and he said company policy. Whatever you kiss?

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
What do you imagine the costs of that meal? Was
for them for pancake, batter and water. Yes, she paid
for yes, damn well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Reflecting on the situation, she told reporters that despite losing
her job ahead of the holidays, she wouldn't have done
anything different. I hop this is making you guys look really, really,
really bad. I'm just saying, all right, MAVs tickets coming up.
You get love struck right in the cross every time.
Oh yeah, Dallas boris Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. Well,

(01:00:41):
let's solve the mystery who one hour MAVs ticket? Merle
is in Haggard, Hendrickson is in Hendrickson? Yeah, okay, as
in Florence Hendrickson. Oh no, that was Henderson. Wasn't it
close enough for rock and roll both?

Speaker 12 (01:00:55):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I like to watch Monday night football until it's time
for me to crash out and come in and do
this goofy show. Yeah. Well, last night I didn't see this,
but Buffalo Bill's quarterback Josh Allen achieved something remarkable on
Sunday night football by registering two touchdowns on one play.
It sounds more complicated than it really is. While clearly

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a team can only score once at a time, Alan
went to the stat books with both the passing and
receiving touchdowns.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I saw the highlight yes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Leading his Buffalo Bills team against San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Alan had his offense in the red zone and edging
closer to the end zone while they were leading twenty
one to three up in the third quarter with snow
just raining down. I know those fans are crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
It looked freezing cold and they're like trudging through the
snow in the stands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's because they start drinking at ten o'clock in the morning. Well,
that can't be healthy, taking their shirts off and diving
on the top of tables. They called themselves the Bills Mafia. Yep,
let you snow was raining down. Allen threw a short
pass to wide receiver and former Dallas Cowboy Amari Cooper
after a one handed catch. Cooper was about to get

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busted down and tackled by three forty nine Ers defendant
when he completed a lateral pass back to Josh Allen,
the guy that threw him the pass. Josh Allen, who
had completed the pass, then raced down the left sideline
dived for the pylon to reach the end zone, which
left play by play. NBC color commentators Mike Tarico and

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Chris Collin were blown away, and they later confirmed the
play was registered by the NFL as both a passing
and receiving touchdown for Josh Allen. In that cool, Allen
is the fourth player in NFL history to have a
receiving touchdown and a pass he threw on the same play.
He's also the first quarterback since Marcus Mariota did it

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in the twenty seventeen playoffs. Oh wow, I'm not sure
he was playing for, but that's kind of cool.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
And congratulations to Josh Allen because he just got.

Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
Engaged to actress Hailee Steinfelder.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I ain't love grand on the gridiron.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
So cute, hey, JEFFK no doubt still celebrating the Stars
big win yesterday with his little helper, Baby K.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Baby Olivia was in the announcer booth with him yesterday
and this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
Afternoon, Jeff has your shot at tickets to see the
Violent Femmes in concert. They're gonna be at the Pavilion
to Toyota Music Factory March twenty second.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
You want to go to the show?

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
Be listening around four forty five when jeffk opens up
the lone Star ticket window here on lone Star ninety
two to five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Dallas Horras Clashy Gronk a lone Star ninety two to five,
you're reckon me over here. Well, it's just Monday. It's
probably just the stress, sure, because we've been off for
a whole week.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
I know it was kind of difficult getting up this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Okay, So I got come in here and I go, okay,
which button does ship?

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
What that second nature to you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah, it kind of is. I've been working this board
for twenty damn. You can run this show in your sleep, boss,
but I wouldn't want to because that would interrupt my
wet dream.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Well then there's that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Thanks for sharing. I always take it to the dark side.
That's how I roll.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
Okay, let's talk time wasters for your Monday December second.
This is what's up on the lone Star page lone
Star ninety two to five dot com. On the Bow
and Them show page. Elton John Bow has had quite
a few health scares over the years he had that
cancer battle, he also had to have knee surgery, and
now he has revealed he has lost his eyesight after

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a battle with a severe eye infection. He made the
confession last night while addressing guests at the Dominion Theater
in London's West End. They had a charity performance of
his musical The Devil Wears Product. Now here's Elton on
Good Morning America last week.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
There's hope and encouragement that it will be okay, but
I'm kind of stop in the moment because going into
the studio and recording, I don't know because I can't
see a lyric for stop taking an initiative to try
and get it better. But at the moment that's really
what we're concentrating on instead of unfortunate for anything like
this to happen, and it kind of flawed me and
I can't see anything.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I can't read. Oh man, that's sad.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
I hope he gets better and gets better real soon.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Come on, Elton So.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
Roger Daltrey recently watched a video of the Central Pennsylvania
Youth All Star Bands twenty twenty three cover and reinterpretation
of the Who's Babbo Riley, and he was so impressed
that he took to TikTok to let everyone know how
much he loved it and to promote the video. So
we have the video up along with Roger Daltrey's post

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that you can check out now. The group is a
nonprofit that focuses on youth music education, which we need
a lot more of. And Queen drummer Roger Taylor has
spoken out against critics of the fortieth anniversary remix of
band Age Charity single Do They Know It's Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You know the song? Right? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
So it's a collection of vocals from the previous versions
nineteen eighty four, two thousand and four, twenty fourteen, all
featuring popular artists of the day, and some people have
criticized the latest version, which is the fortieth anniversary version,
but Roger Taylor says, like, dude, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
For charity, come on, who cares you?

Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Remember Bob Geldoff brought together Sting, philp Collins, Bono Boy
George and a lot of other people to sing the
song in an effort to shine a light on the
famine and Ethiopia. So we have all the versions up
that you can check out and the full story from
Roger Taylor and Snoop Dogg has released his song with
Sting called Another Part of Me. Now there's a duet

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you never thought you'd hear about, right, really, so you
might be familiar with this song because it relies heavily
on the Police's Message in a Bottle from nineteen seventy nine. Real, Yeah,
you can check out the song on our page. It's
not safe for work necessarily.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Oh there's some dodo it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Yes, of course, he drops the F bomb quite a bit.

Speaker 8 (01:07:04):
His new album Missionary is out December thirteenth, And in
case you missed it, Billy Idol celebrating Thanksgiving by posting
on Instagram an acoustic cover of Bob Dylan's If Not
for You song that was released in nineteen seventy And
we've got Bob Dylan's version, Billy Idol's version, and a
very happy belated birthday to Billy Idol.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
He turned sixty nine on Saturday.

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
Oh, Billy, finally, did you know that watching a reindeer
eating a carrot can relieve stress?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Excuse me, it's true. Well, we'll take a lot more
than that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
It does when it's a golden retriever dressed as a
reindeer in care.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Oh yeah, I didn't say that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
We have that video up on the Bonwe and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
The Bowe and Them Show. It's more than a feeling.
It's more like a case of the squirts.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Little indigestion if you will.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
To tad yet to test. Okay, well, there's our first
show back from our week long vacation. And I think
we came out of here with us.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
We had some good things from the toy box. Oh yeah,
it wasn't even a toy Box Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
No, it's well, it's our Christmas blowout. Yes it is,
which means tomorrow is a Toy Box Tuesday and we'll
have more Christmas blowout stuff. And speaking of squirts, yeah,
I'm starting to pinch back right now, just thinking are
you clenching? That happens? Oh God, y'all make me go
to this level.

Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
We like to Yeah, we like to praud you, and
I like to blame somebody else from me being a
I was going to say, Anna, he's blaming us. No,
I'm just diverting the path just a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
You know what, we encourage him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
We do you actually do?

Speaker 11 (01:08:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
I do so it's your own damn faulty true. But
who's the bad influence inst in here? Really? Okay, okay,
that's better. I'm mister bad habit that you pick up
without even realize you make our day. Bad habits have
never been so much fun. Bo Oh yeah, bul Roberts,
the nose picking bad habit of listeners everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
I'm glad, he said.

Speaker 12 (01:09:17):
Nos.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Yeah, at least it's only your nostrils.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Better.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Well, I could see if there's a dingle ball. No,
don't you want me to.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
Don't turn any out of rangon tank at the zoo
on us y'all come to look through the glass or
check this out?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, okare look at this pep peak but oh I'm
not happy. Note Well, so after show decompression is next.
I will see you tomorrow for the show. Enough show,
I between the digits. Bye,