The Bo and Them Full Show - March 4, 2025 (Ep 1321) The Bo and Them Mardi Gras Show, Dere! Pa Spatoole Checks in from Nawlins.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then you won't lose what you mean? Then he in dolls,
Stanley homes and mansions, love the sugar barrens and a
cat and k rich people pull people.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh got dreams, dreams do come true in New.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Old yea, yeah, yeah, yah.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, y'all it is Marty Gras day. Yay, that's gone, Robert,
Oh you sure do. We'll see how I wore my
Marty Gras shirt. He got my beads. Do you want
me to sew some bees at you? No, I don't
want to shield my shirt. I don't need him.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
That beads a little too early, and he's got some
bumpy weather moves older then do we ever?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Y'all be careful out there. Jeez. Yes, it's Marty Graus,
also known as fat Tuesday, which is what Marty Gras
actually means. This is the day before lent begins and
people stomp on brain cells and their liver before they
have to give it all up before Eastern So knock
them back today and behave yourself tomorrow at least for
a little while. For yes, And as they say in

(01:21):
New Orleans two a pokey way, they's ain't labonton roulette, baby,
you know, what that means, let the good sounds throw
well yeah two A pockyway means get out of the way.
The parade is coming and let the good time grow.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I've said that talk. Yes, there's also say called shackam'fe
I made. Oh yeah, you know what that means, sir,
kiss my ass.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
That's in the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's what it means in the cage in dialect. Yeah,
I got a little Cajun in it, a little yeah,
a little more. By the way, it's also Marching Music Day. Perfect.
There have been a lot of marching bands marching in
New Orleans and Marty Grave, but they don't play regular
marching music. They play marching music with some Louis in

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a hot sauwphone. That's right. Wait, there's more. It's National
Sportsmanship Day. Yeah, until the ref makes a stupid call
that pisses you off. Sportsmanship clerk, Linda yp It is
National Sun's Day, the Phoenix Suns. No like my son Clay.

(02:29):
Oh okay, what's up, Clay. We love you Lake, We
love you International Pancake Day. Yeah right, sure, some of
you scarf some down this morning before he left the house.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Shrove Tuesday, load up on pancakes and then give it.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Up for I love my pancakes, and I skiff the
syrup and I put a slice of American cheese in
between everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I swear on my life it's fantastic. Okay, good, I
can't knock it because I ain't right. It's also National
pound cake Day. By the pound your cake looks like
I'm gonna have to play a certain van Halen saw. Yeah,

(03:10):
that would work. Yes, Wait a minute, National snack Day.
Those things are what is smaller than the meal that
you eat between meals? So what is your go to snack?
Saltan vinegar chips? Okay, all right, Well I'm a funions man.
Funion man, funion man. I don't know. I like grapes

(03:31):
and cherries really cherry. Yes, I love cherries and I
love me some grape okay.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
And cherry's and the cherry pie or just cherries.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Raw, cherry's raw. But that cherry pile you gave it,
Thank you very much. Dim cherry is a good too man.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Did you expect him to give that kind of an answer, No,
not at all, honestly, Doritos potato chips something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, I like other stuff it's bad for me too,
I know, but but cherry is great. Just keep it
from my pipe clean. No, no, no, it is National
Grammar Day. I ain't got no time for that. Their stuff,
y'all always beat gooder on this here show. It's Toy

(04:16):
Soldier Day, Okay. I remember when you could buy a
whole bag of those little plastic toy soldiers for under
a dollar. I used to get them and set them
up like a battlefield and then go get my mother's
lighter fluid and a lighter and play flamethrower and burn
them all up. Well, I could just go get another

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bag on a dollar. Actually set fire to my backyard
one time doing that. Way to go bot my lord you. Okay,
So we got some stuff to do here on Mardi
Gras Day. We're gonna call our old friend, that old

(04:57):
raging Cajun Pospitou.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
And it's Toy Box Tuesday plus at seven fifteen.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
We have picked your tickets. Yes, choose between tickets see
George Thorogood and the Destroyers our tickets to see your
Dallas by Bricks face the Brooklyn mess that'll be later
on this month. I all right, We're gonna keep you
updated on the weather situation.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Hopefully it's gonna be cleared out of here by ten,
but right now, please be careful. Severe thunderstorm morning tornado
watching effect.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
So just buckle up, buttercups. All right, let's yuh, let's
do our mounted straight.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
We got some messages from some of the streamers on
here that they're getting hit hard by that storm.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh really everywhere, Mother Nature, Why you picking on us
this morning? It is LORDI grass I guess so, and
Mother Nature knows we gonna misbehave today. All right, get
ready because it's gonna be fun today, and we got
stuff to give you and goofy ass songs to play
for you too, Yes we do. Okay, one is free.

(06:04):
I think I'm boat mayor white Woman. Oh wait, already
did that? Yes, Dallas Horor's classic rock alone Star ninety
two vive look at his time for our sports of
all sorts. Brought you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers, go to Willhightwins dot com. Former Dallas Cowboys
Super Bowl winning head coach Jimmy Johnson has retired from

(06:25):
his commentator job on Fox NFL Sunday. I've made an
extremely difficult decision. He said, I'm going to miss it.
I'm going to miss all of the guys. Johnson. He's
eighty one years old. He looks good for eighty. Yeah.
He called the job the most funny he ever had
in his career. The announcement did not come as a

(06:47):
surprise because ahead of this past Super Bowl, Fox aired
a tribute to Jimmy Johnson's career. When asked about retirement
at the time, the former Cowboys coach would not say
one way or the other. Now, did you see that?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
It was done with AI, So it shows like a
young Jimmy Johnson when he was in college and he
was Jerry Jones's roommate, and then it shows him through
the years.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was kind of creepy.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Really.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I didn't see it because we were getting ready to
have some Super Bowl party or something. Jimmy Johnson first
appeared on Fox thirty one years ago. He worked with
Enough Work from nineteen ninety four to ninety five after
leaving the Cowboys, and then rejoined Fox from two thousand
and two to twenty twenty four after coaching the Miami Dolphins. Yeah,
have you ever watched Jimmy Johnson seen how he smacks

(07:34):
his lips all the time. Yeah, it's a nervous text.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's not sloppy like that. No, he just does it
like it's like he's licking his lips because he has
dry lips or dry mouth.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, he got some gravy on him. He's a messy
eaters with the bow to bring up gravy on martyroll Yeah,
Leise Labon.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Well, the Dallas Mavericks are raising tickets on season ticket holders.
Oh good, So you get rid of the most popular
player on the team in years. It was putting asses
in the seats, and then you raise the prices season tickets.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Good move, Nico. Oh yeah, way to go now.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yesterday, the MAVs sent out ticket pricing adjustments for season
ticket holders for the upcoming season.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Team says the changes will.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Reflect ongoing investments in the team and fan engagement. Hello,
you'd have had all the fan engagement and investments you
could handle, but you screwed it up by letting Luca
go again.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Good move, Nigo.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
However, the Mavericks say eighty percent of ticket packages will
see an increase of less than ten percent, and it's
the Luca curs because the MAVs aren't doing so well.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, they're not.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Don't shoot the messenger. But I got a little bit
more on the same topic here. The currently most popular
Dallas MAVs is now injured.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Kyrie Irving left the Alice Man's game last night at
DOUBLEAC against Sack with a left knee sprain. See I'm
remembering the Luca days. It's like, Luca's injured. Oh my god,
Luca's injured again.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Ah, So now Irving, Luca curse, I tell you. Yeah, man,
I hope we're wrong about that bad mojo. Yeah of
the great Bambinos.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Yeah, he did a big old leap up in the
air and tried to make a basket and when he
landed awkwardly after being fouled on a drive, he immediately
grabbed that leg and he stayed down on the floor
for several minutes. Injured forward Anthony Davis was helping Irving
to the locker room before Irving abruptly returned to the
floor to take two free throws with his injury there

(09:42):
and that was the hurt man. After converting both to
pull Dallas within twenty three and eighteen, Irving was helped
into the tunnel that one guy on the team that
was helping fans forget that Luca trade is down. Is
no word yet on how bad his injury is or
if he'll be out of the lineup for any specific
length of time.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
On top of that, the MAVs lost to the Kings.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Apparently the basketball injury gods have no mercy on us
at all. I hope the Luca curse is just us
overthinking things, but I just don't know. Dallas has another
game tomorrow night as they hit the road Milwaukee Bucks.
After losing to them last Saturday. They're at it again
tomorrow night on the road.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Now, speaking of basketball, if you're interested in watching more
NBA history being made by Lebron James, consider tuning into
tonight's Lakers game against the New Orleans Pelicans. Lebron is
exactly one point away from fifty thousand career points, including

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both the regular season and the playoffs, and will become
the first NBA player to reach that milestone. And Lebron's
as far as hockey, the Dallas Stars will try to
make it three in a row tonight on their home
ice as they face off against the New Jersey Devils
at the Murk And Airline Center. The Stars beat the
Devil's four two back on February twenty second, and Dallas.

(11:02):
We'll try to keep that mojo working tonight. They have
one more home game on Thursday against Calgary before they
go back on the road. The pup will drop tonight
at seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
The Los Angeles Kings have apologized for selling scarves made
in Turkey during Armenian Heritage Night last month. Now, the
Los Angeles area is home to the largest Armenian community
outside of Armenia and neighboring Armenia and Turkey are historic enemies,
stemming from the deaths of an estimated one point five

(11:33):
million Armenians in massacres, deportations, and forced marches that began
in nineteen fifteen in Ottoman, Turkey. Little history lesson for you.
Historians widely view the event as genocide. Turkey overwhelmingly rejects
the label. But because of that history Armenian Turkey, Yeah,
they don't like each other so much.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
The Kings are offering full refunds or exchanges in person
or by mail for anyone who purchased the scarf at
the Team La store.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I would take the refund. I will damn right, Yeah,
money in hand, babe.

Speaker 7 (12:08):
The Milwaukee Admirals had a little fun on Friday night
well setting a world record. This hockey team changed its
name to the Milwaukee cow Bells.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I love it. Don't have anything to do with the
Saturday Night Live. No right, yes, you know what this
song needs.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
It's in honor of the twenty fifth anniversary the famous
SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell on cow Bell, big Belly,
Big Blue Oyster, cult Beard on the Red Beard, and
of course Christopher Walking killing it. The record, they said,
is the most cowboys rung at one time. The world
record was set in Mississippi State with over fifty seven
hundred cowbells rung. That was back in three The Admiral

(12:44):
fans just stomped that with six thousand, seven hundred and
sixty eight cowbells at once.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
We need more cow bell cowbell, Yes, I.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Need so when the fans walked into the game, they
were all given a cow bell when they entered the gates.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, you can't expect people to bring their own cowbell
if you tell them we're going to try and break
Oh it's b yoc. We can't yet. Professional cyclists might
need to get better GPS for their bicycles after two
races in the past three weeks ended with the riders
going the wrong way. Last month, during a race in Portugal,

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a majority of the field went the wrong way at
the final roundabout, leaving Italian star Filippo Gana to win easy,
but the race officials declared the stage void because all
of the bikers took the wrong coast. Then on Saturday,
at a race in France, most of the riders in
the lead pack went the wrong way at a roundabout

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towards the end of the race that enabled Frenchman Roman
Gegor to easily win.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
The race, and those results were not thrown out. Well, yeah,
because he could read directions.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I guess he could. And now are we ready? Yes,
go worts today. Who's not playing the American way?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Who's not keeping.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'll tell you who. Michelle Menzel, Johnny Manziel's mama has
been arrested for driving while intoxicated Saturday night in Curble, Texas.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Mama.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's a town about sixty five miles northwest of San Antonio.
They have a big folk festival there every year. Michelle
was being held on a seven five hundred dollars bail,
though it to Peers that's been paid and she's been
released from custody.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
The Menzels have lived in Curvell for quite some time.
It's actually the town where Johnny attended high school before
he committed to Texas A and M won a Heisman
trophy there and eventually played a whopping fourteen games in
the NFL, which drove his mother to drink's I'm so
much oh for where's the jack?

Speaker 8 (15:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Bringing full file next on the Bow and them shoe.
We have officially changed the name of this song. YEAHO
hole in your dog or that's kind of creepy bow Yeah,
especially coming from an old bastard like me. You know, Oh,
we gotta call off in Postpot. This old Cajun guy

(15:29):
in his mid to late eighties and he used to
work at the old coffee warehouse on Chopatula Street and
he know we're gonna call. We text the other day.
He's been partying all night. I can imagine. Well, time
out for the freaking fool file. A driver stuck on
a set of railroad tracks made it out safely from

(15:50):
his car before it was hit by a train in Laporte,
Indiana last month. The crash in his arrest may not
have happened had he not been really drunken stoned before
his girlfriend showed him her tatas while they were facetiming
each other. Uhh, Yeah. It was about two a m.

(16:18):
When twenty seven year old Zachariah Viggle was driving to
his girlfriend's house after watching the Super Bowl back on
February night. Mister Viggl told investigators he became distracted by
the sight of her ample bar rooms that she was
showing him on FaceTime, which caused him to drive upon
the rails of the railroad track and get stuck. Dude, well,

(16:42):
police said he tried pushing the car off the tracks
before his car was eventually struck by a freight train
that couldn't stop. The girlfriend picked up Viggl and was
just leaving the scene of the crash when stopped by
one of the responding officers. Viggle, who was in the
passenger seat, had a blood alcohol level that was way

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off the charts, and he was given a ride to jail.
Police said a strong order of Mitijuana was detected inside
his car at the crash side. How'd you like to
have the last name Viggel. It's like Virgil without the
R in it. Well, you think Viggel is a weird name?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Check this out semi professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh wait, Johnny Turnip, that is his real name, Roberts.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Johnny Turnip. Well he has atleased some really big news.
According to Johnny Turnip's extensive research, he claims to have
learned that robots wearing flesh suits are walking among us
and they're here to take over the human race.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh, of course they are, what else would they be doing.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Johnny Turnip has also issued another warning. He says that
the robots disguised at humans wearing human bless are using
their steel trapped minds to plot the downfall of.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Human It looks like we're gonna do that to ourselves.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Reportedly, Turna made his discovery after being unemployed and directed
to a local job club. It was there that he
realized that Mike, his job coach, was really a cyborg
on a mission to harvest his unique knowledge and skill
set for the benefit of AI. That's right, Mike, his
job coach was a robot.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
In human flesh. So you've been warned. Everybody, Okay, So
his name Johnny Turnip, John you know who he's good
friends with, Billy Brussels Sprout. That's just what I heard.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
Okay, all right, all right over to the weirdest place
in the world, Florida, USA, a man was denied a
chance to test or I have a BMW over having
bad credit.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
He wound up having a bad day that ended in
jail when.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
He got all pissed off and he drove his Hyundai
right into the front of the dealership.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's not at your trade, No, not at all. Police
in Gaysville, Florida said.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Twenty year old Kevin Alexander Lyman walked into the BMW dealership.
He said he wanted an M four CS that's about
one hundred and twenty nine grand worth of vehicle. The
dealership first wanted to check his credit score before allowing
him a test drive. Well Lyman was found to have
extremely bad credit. He was denied the test drive. He
walked out of the dealership and as he did, he

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tried to swipe the keys to the BMW he wanted. Wow,
A salesman stopped him. He finally walked out into the
parking lot on into his car, hit the gas and
smashed his Hyundai right into the showroom glass, sixty thousand
dollars in damage to the dealership. He got out of
the car, he started searching for the keys to the

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BMW again, tried to steal him a second time, and
when he couldn't find him, he left his car and
he just ran away on foot. So cops caught up
to him pretty fast. They cuffed him and stuffed him.
He got charged with criminal mischief, grand theft auto. If
he didn't actually steal the BMW, how can he be
arrested for grand theft auto? I guess he had the

(20:08):
clear intentions, so they said, screw it, throw the book
at him.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
You have to actually do the act before you can
be arrested. This young man, he's not a bad looking kid,
yeah you know, yeah, but he's an idiot. Well yeah, okay.
Here's the story of a guy named Mizzi Ernesto Muichuga Kapingas.
Excuse me, that is way too many syllables for one name.

(20:32):
Where's he from. He's from a small village in Tanzania
and he has a very special family. He is married
to sixteen women, wow, has over one hundred children and
a whopping one hundred and forty four grandchildren. Kapinga said
that he began expanding his family at the request of

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his father. He married his first wife in nineteen sixty
one and had his first child a year after that,
but his father told him one wife was not enough.
You need get more. It's hard to understand why as
a woman you'd want to share a man with fifteen
other women. But this guy's wives claims it was all
about his reputation as a good, respectful husband. Oh yeah, sure.

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One of his wife told his sister about him, and
now the good life she had is now shared with him.
He's banging his own n God like he doesn't have enough. Yeah,
that's right. He is married to and boyce his own
sister or should I say sisters, because seven other of

(21:40):
his sisters ended up marrying their own brother. Oh wow,
what is going on in Tanzania? They all now live
in harmony and claim that there is no jealousy between them.
He says, life is great. Okay, Wait, will all those
sixteen wives start bitching at you about something all at once? Yeah?
Don't you know where the dirty clothes Emperor is? How

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many you just never stop?

Speaker 8 (22:05):
God?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, whatever makes you happy, brother, whatever makes you hey?

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Coming up next, our time to pick your ticket. Choose
between tickets to see George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers August
twenty sixth or your Dallas Mavericks March thirty first, when
they face off of the Brooklyn Nets.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
How will you win? Well, you know Bo has some
devious way for you to pick your ticket.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
We're going to play around seven to fifty right here
on the bow and them show on Dallas fort Worth's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dallas For's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember
tomorrow is ask Good Stuff Day. You know, if you've
got a question, call he asked yourself hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave your question there.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
By the way, speaking of being born on the Bayou
and jubling on down to New Orleas is Ah, we
love calling this guy every Marny Gars. He's my old buddy,
a super old Cajun guy that used to work at
the old coffee warehouse. Yeah, yep, Pasta, let's get him

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on the damn phone. Yeah, come on, Pasta, I know
you ain't that drunk yet.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
And Ball waking know.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, the gives me away all the time. Ladies
and gentlemen are old, raging, caging himself, postpot.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
The pasta your damn ball and damn, I tell you
own bowling down and were having the time about live. Yeah,
I'm thinking they go to Bourbon and Dunuk and you
know you drink a lot of Burman, you're gonna get gas.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sounds like you've already been partaking this time in the morning.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I y'all, I'm bowing and damn, I tell you we
are having a great time. From Money Rock twenty twenty five.
I've been the greatest ring Joe on Earth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, it's the place you want to be on Earth
right now is New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Money.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'll wait for them, wait for this. But too, we
heard that some of the parades were canceled because of
the weather. What's going on? Yeah, we got our own
share of crappy weather and high winds here too, don't
we that we do?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
And uh and the suburban area and at Jefferson Paris
they decided it was a little too risky because we
were getting like forty fifty mile an hour win and
it's just not quite safe. So they decided we're just
gonna reschedule. That's all they're gonna do out there, reschedule.

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But it's still happening in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, listen, I watched a live stream from Channel four
in New Orleans and they were doing the Endemian Parade
in the Superdome.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Did you go to that?

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Man, it was unbelievable. Really, do tell the huge majestic
crews ball like Boxus, Boxes is unbelievable, a wreck, shocked
Off and Proteus, just to name a few. In metrid
Or the crew are mad hatters, is wonderful, the best,

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They're just the best. And there's a new a new
crew in in med Tree. I don't know if they're
gonna Reacharge with them, but it's called the Crew of
Kings and that's gonna be a brand new ride. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, do you have to be named King to be
in the Marty Ground Crew of Kings?

Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Now, man, you just pay that money.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
On the rise, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Okay, Now, have you seen any celebrities in any of
the topless bars down Bourbon Street, because I know you
frequent sometimes.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Come on, I would get walking down Cain on gener
I was trying to make my way when you call
me the uh going over the Bourbon and to Loots
and see some people. I know. I looked in the doorway.
Oh oh, I just saw looking in that doorway over there,

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and oh boy, that was just pretty lady. And and
she was sitting with her chicken.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Chicken st well, eggs are expensive, you know.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
With the plight of as. I don't blame the lady again,
but lord, I merchine. It just pretty lady. And that
chicken is sitting right on top of my head.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
And that's all.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
See, that's what makes me wish I was there so
I could look at all the weird ass people.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Too. That was when I just realized just house that
till this morning.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Boy he is.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You know, Poss, you're a dirty old man and just
like me, you're gonna be one to You're a dead
old man.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, you know when God made that beautiful woman, Man,
I gotta tell you it's hard to be that my joy. Yeah.
But man, we we we got new shade Tad Courch.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yes, it's the Cowboys former offensive coordinator. He may do
us some good.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yeah, I hope he does that some good, because lord, no,
we've been through the child gotta gave you man, it be,
But we we're on I swing, so will he. I
hope that young Bark can do some good because he
sure looks like he knows what he's talking.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well, I sure hope so, because we don't want him back.
You've got him now.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
He came beautif both city and one game a super
Bowl will tell you now.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh yeah, it was Super Bowl week there.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Oh wonder boy, it was great. All the celebrities came
to town. Uh hey, even the President of the United
States came to town. It was fantastic. Everybody body.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
The cheek I is kind of like a punctuation market.
Well pass, I'm glad we got to talk to you, man,
I really am.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh man, I'm too glad y'all thought about Man called
because I think about y'all all the time. I listened
to Lonstone ninety two five rocks.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh well, I'm glad you're checking us out there. Poss
way to go now, go party, yeah, go party, Go
ruin some brain cells in your liver.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
I'm doing pig the boat of them that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
How about his cost pod? Know that just cracks me
up when he does. He was a little lit Oh yeah,
Well on Marty Grade, they either start really early or
they just keep going from the night before, which I

(29:20):
would imagine that would be positive.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
To have a body.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh wait till you hear the version. I got to
this song next on the ball in that show. I
used to love her, but she kissed me off for
the last time. It doesn't rhyme. Yes, Okay, you've heard
that song. You probably heard a thousand times. Yeah, but
have you ever heard it New Orleans Scott Oh wow,

(29:50):
ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Dirty dozen
brass bands.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
You go, but.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
This Dirney doesn't featuring the One and Only Doctor John Dallas, Forest,
Classic Rod a Lone Star, ninety two to five Van
Halen and pound Cake. Why because it's National pound Cake Day.
Of course it would be my duty, and I would
be derelict in that duty if I did not play

(30:35):
that song. They might arrest you if you didn't. Yeah,
how come you didn't blame pound Cake by Van Halen
on National pound Cake Day? Officer, I'm sorry. I was
on drugs. I don't remember anything you did.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Good bo.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
By the way, tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day. So
if you have a question and you most likely, do
call the Aska Stuff hotline. Leave your message there. It's
two one four eight eighty six hundred. We'll answer it
if it's a legitimate. Question has to be legitimate. Yeah,
don't call and answer your own question. Yeah, I bet

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you didn't know that. Oh, that's not how it works.
That's not asking, that's telling Kelly. That's Telly. Don't try
to test our intelligence because that's a bad thing to
do because we ain't got much of it anyway. Yeah,
we feel threatened. Okay, all right. Now you may be wondering,
hey bo, hey bo, what are we gonna do to

(31:30):
give those tickets away where we can pick which one
we want between George Thurgood and the Mavericks. Yeah, how
are we gonna do that? It has something to do
with New Orleans since it's Martin. Yeah, it has something
to do with New Orleans cooking. Remember, are you going
to cook something up for us and we have to decide.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do I look like I can cook anything? Well, we
did have Bow's Kitchen on Friday.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I didn't have to cook that. I just had to
open up the candy bar.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Right.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Are you telling me that you don't feel you have
the skills to boil crawfish.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh, I got that. As far as making an intricate mealing, okay, okay,
So you're gonna tell us a recipe and we have
to tell you what it is. I'll read it, but
there's I'll have to do several hints. Okay, but I'll
do it for you, all right, Okay. Yesterday I got
a call from this guy and I told him I
would play this today because it's Toy Box Tuesday. Here's

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what he said.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Hey, bo, my name is Eric Man, and I wanted
to tell you one of my favorite wake up slaps.
I have been back in the Q one of two
days when you called this guy who found a Sellmer
saxophone for a cheap price at a pawnshot.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh, the old saxophone call, yes, sir, and you was
telling him I'm gonna come whoop you out.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
You come up here, buddy, and you're gonna have problems.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
So you like that one, Huh.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
That's my all time favorite.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Man.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
That's old.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, that is old because that's from back in the eighties.
But we take requests. And what's funny about this call
is it was so long ago. Jimmy and I sound
like we're kids on helium. I mean this was a
long time ago, kind of like Jimmy Johnson in that
AI tribute. Yeah, exactly exactly. So here it is the

(33:18):
infamous saxophone call.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
And then make some old styles phone calls.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
And let's this guy is a musician.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
I don't play saxophone, but I happened to know that
the selmar Mark six tenor is a very rare and
hard to find one. This guy got a great deal
on it. Be ashamed if he had to give it back.
Got a pawn shop.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Now.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
His wife sent this letter.

Speaker 10 (33:39):
Her wife sent this letter in so don't let her
try and play dumb with us, because we know what's
going up.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Let's see if we can get this guy.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
It's his birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Come on.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Hello, can I speak with Mark?

Speaker 9 (33:55):
Please speaking Mark?

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Listen, I hate to call you this earlier. This is
Will from from the Golden Silver Exchange.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Do you still have that saxophone?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That sell mar Mark six That.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
What it is.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Yeah, Well listen, we need it back.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Yeah, I bet you do. Well we do, all right,
what do you mean you need it back?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Well, we need it back.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
That the guy came in to get it out of
pond right after you left. And I wasn't gonna say anything.
I just I just told him, you know that you'd
already come and got it. But uh, he he got
a court in junction. I have to get saxophone back. Uh.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
Well, then we're gonna have to go to court because
I bought it from you.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Straight out.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
That's a very valuable horn.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
And I know.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
But see he went to court and he's got an injunction.
He's going to get back.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Well, he's just gonna have to contact my warrior about it.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Hold on a minute.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
You had a pawn shot that.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
Told me the summer said the guy.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Tried to get it back Maryland tomorrow, just trying to
get needed.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Okay, I'm just gonna have to get all the information
from you.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Well, I tell you, what would you like to talk
to the gentleman? Sure, because I have hold on just
a minute. You're not leaving for work or anything.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yes, I am leaving.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Well hold on, I'll just go get it. Yeah, little
in my home. Man, I can't believe this. You got
my horme.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
I bought a Selmer saxophone.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
From this guy.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Is a nice Felm saxophone.

Speaker 11 (35:32):
Man, it's extremely nice Shelmer saxophone. I'm a professional musician
and I know exactly what it's.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
Worth and everything.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Well, thank you, it's my saxophone. On man, Well, I
bought it from this man.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
It was illegal, yeah, but see it's my saxophone, though, man,
and I came in to day.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
How come I haven't heard anything about this four months
and I bought this thing six months ago.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
But I just I've been trying to track it down
and I went through the pawnshot, went to court me
the paper said, my saxophone.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
I need to get it.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well, that's just you know, that's just tough. You're just
gonna have to corotact my lawyer.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
What do you mean it's ton I mean, man, look, look,
don't don't step up in my face.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Man, I just I'm not worried about stepping on your face.
Don't get tough with me.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
On the phone. Hey, man, wait, hold hold on here.
You got you got a.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Problem something, No, you got a problem? You have that problem?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
You don't it's my selma.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Man, that's tough.

Speaker 10 (36:25):
I thought that my Selma, my Selma saxophone, and I
want back, man, Hey, you shouldn't have ponded. I didn't
pint it. I need the money, man, I need the
money for.

Speaker 9 (36:33):
You should have if it's so important to you, you
should have pawned something else.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
You know, my mama had operation and I had getting
money and and ponded, and I would need it back.

Speaker 9 (36:42):
Man, Your mama had an operation.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
Yeah, my wife had an.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Operation, really, but in the same hospital.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Listen you no, man, no, no, I need the saxophone, man, now,
come on, don't don't give me a hard time.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I need a saxophone. Man, I'll go to another pawn No, no, man,
I want that one. That one. That one was kind
of part of me. You know I won't have them back.
If it was part of it, you wouldn't have gotten
rid of it. Well, no, I need it back, man,
I do I need to back? Can I come get
it right now?

Speaker 9 (37:08):
No, you can't come get it right now. We can't
ever have it. Those things are very rare.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
And you got you got a bad attitude, man, you.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
Know, well bad attitude.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Well that's just look man, look, look, I want my saxophone.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
You hear me.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
I want my saxophone. Man, I need saxophone. I got
tab it. Man, I got tabit.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
I don't know what to tell you. Just you just
tell me your lawyer's name.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
And uh, man, I don't my lawyer. Wait wait, I
ain't got no lawyer.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Man, what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
All right?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
You said you got some court in junction? Do you
have to have a lawyer?

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Go get a court?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Yeah, just caught upon a a tune.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
Man, I ain't got I ain't can't afford to pay
no lawyer because you got my saxophone.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Man, well, hey, it's my saxophone now, and that's just.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Tough tough man. Am I gonna have to come over
there and kick your ass that.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
You come over here, and I'll kick your ass, buddy,
or you will ut me?

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Oh you will?

Speaker 12 (37:57):
You will?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Cheer up, Jimmy, cheer up. I think we got to
bury in his drawers?

Speaker 6 (38:12):
Oh am, I what do you think?

Speaker 10 (38:17):
While no, no, let's call him right up while he's
still thinking about while it's still fresh in his nerve.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
She is getting a little trifle tipped off. And the
wife he poo's trying to act innocent.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Hello, hey, man, hey, you better not man, you better
quit harassing me.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Man, I'm not gonna be in more trouble minutes.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
I'm not hold up him. Man, I'm not harassing you.
I just want my saxophone.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
Here.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Come come over here and do something to me.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You're harassed.

Speaker 9 (38:47):
You're calling me back. Listen, you want to do this,
you just give me your wairior's name, man.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
And hold it. Hold it, hold up him? Why are
you getting so mad?

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Man?

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Because you're threaten you take very lightly.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
God, I'm not. I'm not threading you.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Man.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
I saw it, didn't mean to lose my tw I
just want my saxophone, man, and I'm gonna come get it,
all right, have it ready for me.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
You still got your case, foot and everything.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
You come anywhere near here, you'll be in more trouble
than it's work.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Buddy.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Oh really? Oh some kind of bad dude.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
A No, but I I take care of what's mine.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
You take care of what your Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Let's do this here.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
How about you give him a saxophone and I'll give you.
I have a cheap one. I have a little soprana
that I'll let you have for sixty dollars.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
No, no, no, cause you know and I know that
Summer Mark sixes are very rare and you can't find
them anymore.

Speaker 10 (39:35):
And well, I want it, man, I want a saxophone.
You're starting to get to me. Man, you're getting to me.
Who is there, Hampy birthday?

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Tell you, Robert ere you fell for it.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
I'll tell you what, man.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
I'm gonna come over and you my three sons from me,
over and over and over, and I forget the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
All right, Okay that birthday bar thank you very much.
He got a bad attitude. I think I will come
kick in Jimmy take care of the lightwaise.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Wait, obviously he's a baddist.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Yeah, he's hiding what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I drink a loan. Yeah, Dallas Forrar's plastic grock lone
start ninety two to five. I drink a loan. So
there's more booze that I don't share with my crewise though,
caring bo Roberts. Oh yeah, I got a good Marti
Grass song that I haven't played for yet here today
And speaking of Marty Grass and George Thoroughgood, who you

(40:44):
just heard, you can now pick your ticket. You can
have tickets to see George Thorogood and the Destroyers Texas
Trust SeeU Theater on August twenty sixth or tickets to
see your Dallas Mavericks who are all banged up take
on the Brooklyn Nets on March thirty. First the limp
into the double as exactly. So, since it's Mardi Gras

(41:05):
and I love that food in New Orleans, I'll tell
you what. I'm going to give you a recipe from
New Orleans and you have to guess what it is.
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven five? Okay,
all right, give it to us. Listen up. First of all,

(41:26):
you add three fourths a cup of mayonnaise, mayonnaise or mayonnaise.
That's what they say in New Orleans. They call it
mina mayonessa. Three fourths of a cup of mayonnaise. Two
tea spoons Dijon mustard or spicy brown mustard. Oh, this
is easybo Two tablespoons chopped baby gerkin pickles. Yeah, jerkin

(41:46):
your gurkin them up. Two tablespoons chopped chives, two tablespoons
chopped parsley, two tablespoons Louisiana style hot salce. One tablespoon
fresh lemon juice, one tablespoon prepared horse redish, one tablespoon
Cajun seasoning, and a half a tablespoon of sweet Papa rica.
Can I tell you what I would.

Speaker 10 (42:07):
Put this on?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Uh? Well, you noticed that I didn't mention any kind
of protein. I know, I didn't mention fish, meat, or
chicken or nothing.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, this is a sauce. This is a sauce, A
very popular sauce. I nailed it. Bore very popular sauce.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
In New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yep. And I know exactly what I would put it
on too. Oh yeah, well, don't see it. Yes, two
on four are England seven seven eight seven. We read
it again. Three forces of a cup of mayonnaise, two
tablespoons Dijon mustard, two tablespoons gerkin pickles chopped, two tablespoon
chopped chives, two tablespoon chopped parsley, two tablespoon Louisian style

(42:50):
hot sauce, one tablespoon lemon juice, one tablespoon horse reddish,
one tablespoon Cajun seasoning, and a half a tablespoon of
sweet I say sweet pirka, and a lot of times
I will last for extra on side. Oh yeah, because
you don't want to run out of this sauce, not
at all. When you're eating your favorite cage in food,

(43:10):
and why are you cooking it?

Speaker 7 (43:11):
You've got to drink some wine and some more wine
and then a little more wine.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Thank you, Justin Wilson. I appreciate that. All right, Let's
see if anybody else, boy, then show tell me what recipe,
what sauce is that. It's kind of kind of easy.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
You know what I'm gonna pick?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh what you gonna pick? What are you gonna pick?
Hang on, just second, we'll hook you up.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
I got you, okay, Gota Now I want crab cakes
with sauce.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Hell yeah, see now done made myself hungry and the
show is not even half over you.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
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(44:16):
lone Start ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Look Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Then,
of course it's Redbone and the witch Queen of New Orleans,
Mariel Voodoo vo. Yeah, buddy. Now there's a cemetery just
outside of downtown. In fact, it basically is downtown New
Orleans by the French Quarter. That Marie Lavo's grave is

(44:43):
there number two, Yes, and you can go in. The
legend has it and there's pieces of chalk on top
of her tomb. See, it's not really burial like a
grave because everybody's buried above ground right there. That's it.
And supposedly if you put an X on it and
not twice, you'll get your wish. However, you have to

(45:05):
leave her something in return, and people leave like old
hotel room keys, beads, beads, beads of course, the balloons,
the balloons.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
And one guy made a string out of beer can
pooltops put it on there nice and we used to
sneak in at night and act the damn food. Yeah,
and she never got you hunh Nope. Yeah, that's a greed, greed,
that's a spell. Okay. Now that being said, y'all know

(45:36):
New Orleans is very different from the rest of the country. Yes,
this is a song that was number one in New
Orleans for weeks, but no other radio station in the
country touched it, and it was still number one only
in New Orleans.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
We should play it.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
We're gonna play it. You know what's one to talk
about this is by the meters. Yes they all. That's
for you.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
For you, eleabam. You know what alaba means. It means

(46:40):
hey over there. It's like getting somebody to alebi.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I learned some stuff while I was learning Dallas Forest
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. I wanted
to play some Yes because their late basis, Chris Squire
would have been seventy seven years old. That's young. I
saw Yes a bunch of times. And I don't tell
you a thing thing. I told that John Anderson himself. Yes,
it is not yes unless John Anderson is singing the song.

(47:08):
I kind of agree with that.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
And they were at Dicky's Arena and they didn't sing
a lot of their hits.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I know, weird, huh. Didn't we ask him about this?
I don't know who was doing the vocals, but it
wasn't John Andrews.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
I have it on good account that Chris Squire was
quite the party man, quite the wild man.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yes, he was a friend of mine was at.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
There was an after party in New York City and
a whole bunch of people there were taking ecstasy. So
Chris Guire took ecstasy, laid down on a couch and
took a nap while.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Everybody's screaming and yelling and partying all around him.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
And then suddenly Chris Squire sits up, grabs a bottle
of vodka.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Chuck Chuck, Chuck chuk chug, goes right back to sleep.
Why don't we know why he's gone? Why would you
waste a high like that? Right?

Speaker 8 (47:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Alcohol and ecstasy? No stop, stop, stop still. It may
make you null and void, but you don't want to
sleep through it. For god, the wildest thing. Okay, I
really love doing the Marti Crass Show because today is
Marty Graddy and I enjoyed the meters. They all ask
for you very much. But I have another Marty Grass song.
I'm gonna play late, all right, but I got some

(48:15):
goodies right now from the Albie You ready?

Speaker 12 (48:18):
Hey, Hey, party girls, are you heading to New Orleans
from Marti Gras.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Well?

Speaker 12 (48:25):
Of course you are if you're a breast bearing bimbo
who loves to degree herself in public or Janet Jackson.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
And you need the latest in high tech hooonter viewing technology.
What exactly do you call it?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
The Marty Bra.

Speaker 12 (48:38):
With the Marty Bras patented instant flash technology, you'll be
ready to instant.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You see a drunken fat boy with a handful of beads,
just slip on the Marty Bra with our exclusive spring.

Speaker 12 (48:50):
Holding plastic cups, wait for the magic words, press the
button on the remote and hit him with a hog
means you'll get more jewelry thrown at you than an
NBA star's wife. And Leaven works when you're drunk. Just
ask para re order the Marty brought today, and New

(49:13):
Orleans won't be the only one they call.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
The Big Easy.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
The Marrow season is upon of Tuesday, kicked off this
morning with Wilaw in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Just want Ejaculi known for rules.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
I don't even think about it.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
Cowboys party gra This is a party that you won't
want to squash.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
Martyra Oh, Marty Brat, A lot of.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Booby bigger Newman's Haven been here on Bourbon.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Street and the people.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Party has now started.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Cool people are gonna be partying.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
You're gonna be hook nabbed and then honist people show up.
Party just starting, I mean another drink. I just want
to see how you're breast are holding up. I haven't
seen them since Marty Gras party, my party?

Speaker 10 (50:01):
What about me?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I want to see that mony.

Speaker 8 (50:05):
Brock me love here.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
We gotta do to party? Yes, something.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
I want to see that.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
It calls for a celebration. It was like the party wizard.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
You know, I'm all that party weekend yesterday and let's
get the party started it.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
I had oh too much to drink that night.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Time to get to the party.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
You guys can hang out at Hooters and drink beers.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Are you ready to party?

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Well?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
I feel.

Speaker 12 (50:34):
I want to see that many brock, Hey, are you
ready to get roady?

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (50:39):
I I want to see that.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
It's like it's like.

Speaker 12 (50:45):
Girls got wild Chris party ready to kick out the jam.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
So let's kick let's party. I might have to give
me some crawfish at two faye today have been Marty Grows.
I'm yes well. A chaotic weekend in Dallas mark the
last time the National Cheerleading All Star Championship would be

(51:10):
held at the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center, at least
for now. Even before a shooting scare which wasn't actually
a shooting, prompted massive evacuations from the downtown convention Center
a bunch of people got hurt, Varsity Brands, which runs
the All Star National Championship, planned to temporarily relocate the

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competition to Houston now. Last weekend marked the competition's thirtieth
year at the convention Center. The twenty twenty five event
was the largest in the championship's history and generated an
estimated sixty four million dollars in economic impact. Here the
event will be held at the George R. Brown Convention

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Center and Toyota Center in Houston for twenty twenty six,
twenty seven, and twenty eight now. The relocation was prompted
by construction caused by the planned expansion of the Kay
Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center, and not because a few parents
forgot how to act in public. They were acting the
full Yes they were. The organizer previously said they hoped

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to return to Dallas when the Convention Center renovation is complete.
You're welcome back here with you parents. Don't you start
no stuff, no more, no.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
All right, condolences going out this morning to Dolly Parton.
Last night, Dolly Parton social media reported that her husband
of almost sixty years, Carl Thomas Dean, had died at
the age of eighty two. He was a bit of
a mystery to many in the music industry. He preferred
to stay away from the spotlight, leave it it all
to shine on his wife Dolly, while he supported her

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from their home. Dolly and Carl met in nineteen sixty four,
the day she moved to Nashville. He has said it
was love at first sight for him. They started dating
then and Elope to ring Gold, Georgia two years later
after his military service. In twenty sixteen, they celebrated their
fiftieth wedding anniversary with a vow renewal. The family is

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asking for privacy at this time, and we have that
story up on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two to five dot com, along with
her posts.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Right social media. I hate to hear that, Dolly, Now, Anna,
didn't you tell me something else? So? Didn't that guy?
Wasn't he the one responsible for her rock and roll influence? Yes?
So the album rock Star that she released a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Remember that yeah, she did it as a tribute to
Carl Dene because she is a country music star, but
he always loved rock and roll. Uh huh, So she,
as a tribute to him, did the Rockstar album. And
then that's why she also said she was inducted into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because at first
she didn't want to be inducted.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Remember oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
She said, no, I don't consider myself a rock and roller.
But then for him, yeah, because her husband was a
rock and roll I guess opposites do a track, don't they.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Oh man, well, hats off to his memory. It should
probably go without saying that, in case you weren't sure.
Officials here in Texas are warning parents against a really
dumb idea for a party. We love a good party
here at the Bow and Them show, but for the
right reason. Parents are having measles parties.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yes, yes, yes, they are deadly. That's been around for
a long time. I know. Chicken pox parties. Yes, they
do that at parties.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
They're trying to purposely get infected for the sake of
building up a natural immunity.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yes, how dumb.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
That's gambling with your child's life, especially since some people
can die from this.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
Yes, well, we have.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Ron Cook, the chief health officer down at Texas Tech
University Health Sciences.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
He's pissed about it, and he says these parties are
a horrible idea.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
We can't predict who's going to do poorly with the measles,
who's going to be hospitalized, who could potentially get worse
and get things like pneumonia, encephalitis or pass away from this.
Cook also can't confirm there are really parties going on
over it's just social media hysteria. But with the dumb
ass factor going on in our world today, I would
not be surprised dumb idea. People find another reason to party,

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like Marti Grass.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, play stupid games, win stupid pride. And A woman
was sent to the hospital after being stung by a
scorpion at Logan International Airport in Boston over the weekend.
Happened around seven point thirty at Sunday nights. Authorities say
they don't know how the scorpion ended up at the airport,
but the incident remains under investigation. Have you ever been

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stung by a scorpion? Yes, I've been stung right between
my toes by Orman. Damn all that eye lineed height,
Dan Still, I would always wear shoes in the house
from now.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Oh yeah, you learn your lessons, shake them out first,
all right, We got Masks coming up next on.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
The bow and then show Dallas fors Classic Rodalone Star
ninety two to five. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Ann Wilson is not in the best shape that she's
been in, but she's trying to. She's performing even if
she's in a wheelchair. The only thing is is that
she's performing fewer songs. Oh yeah, yeah, see she's been sick.
By the way, who one are tickets? Go see the
injured MAVs play.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
Terry Bahi of Dallas say, it sounds like Terry's driving
an awful big truck out in this mess today.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Terry, you be careful, So you'll be careful driving with
one hand and calling us on the other one.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
We had a lot of eighteen wheelers that tipped over
because of the high winds this morning, and I was
reading that play.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
No West High School lost part of the roof.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Apartments in Irving and Carrollton heavily damaged. So there's a
lot of cleanup going ongoing right now.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
In North Texas. Okay, I love doing this Marty Gross show,
and I've got another Marty Gross saw for you.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
We play this just about every Marty Gross since we've
gotten it. It's by a group called Benny Bunch and
the Crunch. Benny Bunch and the Crunch, who are onbviously
from New Orleans. And if you've ever been there, especially
during Marty Gras, you know that you can't just walk
into a bar, go pee and then leave. No, you

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better buy something or they will stop you at the door.
So I give you Benny Bunch and the Crunch singing,
ain't no place to pee on Marty Gras Day. I
gotta go. I gotta go real bad.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
Let me in.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Take up step, strapped, stiff teeth, hold on to your
absolutely truth. Yeah, move to the side a couple of paces. Yeah,
your damn breakfast bunky. You're gonna stand close to me.

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You better brush your teeth. You ever done that way?
You breathe into your hand and it's like you gotta
come in. Oh, I stink. I better not talk to
anybody important. Coffee breath.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
All right, Remember that tomorrow is Aska's Stuff Day and
we need some questions that's where you come in. Call
the Aska Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred two one four eight six six eight
six zero zero. Leave your question there, we'll answer it
on the air. And then of course we're gonna play

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Choose your New so you can pick a ticket. And
there is a theme tomorrow. Yes, there is a theme
tomorrow on Choose You. Look how excited you are? I know,
because it's funny. I put that to give them aceep
all right, you ready to talk time wasters? Heal.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I've voted today, how about you, Bow Roberts.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Not today, I mean cast your ballot every day for
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at vote dot
Rockhall dot com. And one rockstar who's trying to get
out the vote is Paul McCartney. Oh, Paul McCartney, throwing
it support behind the late Joe Cocker, who is nominated
for the first time despite being eligible since nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
First time he's been nominated. At you guys, don't know
what the.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Hell you're doing, right, Joe Cocker died from lung cancer
in twenty fourteen at the age of seventy, and Paul
McCartney is hoping that this is finally going to be
the year that he's inducted.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
He wrote a letter and we have that letter up
that you can read.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Rush fans are counting the days until Rush fifty is released,
the first ever career spanning anthology. It's going to be
out on Friday, March twenty. First check out the evolution
of Rush's sound from the first single in nineteen seventy
three to their last performance in twenty fifteen in La
Rock journalist Philip Wilding recently sat down with Rush's Alex
Liifson and Geddy Lee to talk about the fiftieth anniversary

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box set, and they also shared memories of being on
the road with the late Neil Pierre. Here's Geddy Lee
talking about what he's learned since the twenty twenty death
of his bandmate.

Speaker 13 (01:00:00):
Learned anything from the terrible things that have happened in
the last few years, it's the value of time and
to make sure you're spending your time the way you
want to spend them. And that's a bigger question than
whether Alan I will make a record or allan I
will play together or whatever. It's got to be about
our time and in our lives because it's precious than it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:20):
Yeah, and it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I get it. I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Check out that interview on our page. It really is
a good interview with Philip Wilding. Eric Clapton has announced
a short US tour late this summer. He's going to
kick it off September eighth in Nashville, Tennessee. That's the
closest stop to US. Tickets are going to go on
sale to the general public this Friday, ten am our time.
If you want to check out his dates. It's really
a short US tour. I'm hoping that it'll add dates,

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but right now the closest date to US is going
to be in Nashville September eighth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Inclosure No, in case you missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
On Friday, former members of the Almond Brothers band came
together Friday to pay tribute in song to Dicky Bett's,
a founding member the group who died last April at
the age of eighty. That show stream for free, and
we have a video up of one of the performances
along with the full set list. If you want to
check that out, and our deepest condolence is once again
going out to rock and roll Hall of Famer Dolly Parton.

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Her husband of nearly sixty years, Carl Dene, died yesterday
at the couple's home in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
He was eighty two.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Last year, Dolly was asked about the secret to her
long marriage, and she joked around at first, but then
became serious.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Stay gone as much as you can. I've been married
fifty years. I've been home about forty five of those.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
Said worth her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Actually, you need to have respect and love for each other.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
You need be good for instead.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, stay away from each other. Well, you know the
vibes aren't quite right. Yeah, Rest in peace, Carl Deane,
and thank you for being there for Dolly.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Finally, a viral video on social media. I don't know
if you saw this bow. It shows the moment when
a furious woman, a mother of four, busted.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Her eating husband with his pants down. Literally it all
went down in the UK.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
The wife approach was reported to be the workman owned
by the cheating hubby's father, and inside she found her
pantsless husband getting down with a brunette. Needless to say,
the wife was not happy, let out quite a few expensives.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
We have the video up not safe for work. Now
wait a minute, does he still have his testicles? For now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
For now, for now, We've got the video up on
the Bone and Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Okay, okay. You know when you listen to a song
like that in headphones, Yeah, you hear stuff that you
don't hear when you're not really paying attention. That's true.
Like there's a part in that song where Steven titled
goes I just now heard them dls. Yes, these years later,

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I've played that song a trillion times on the radio
and never noticed that until I my headphones on early.
Some Rolling Stones have a lot of weird noises in
their songs too, if you listen, yes, especially in their
Satanic Majesty's the question. Well, happy Mardi graul of a body.
Thanks for tuning into the show. Remember that tomorrow is

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what Ask the Stuff? Yay, So give us a good question.
Call you Ask the Stuff hotline two one four eight
six six eighty six hundred. We will answer your question
live on the Era, and maybe we'll put your mind
at ease. Whatever has been bothered, and we're gonna play
choose your news with a theme with the theme yes, yes,

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what story Bow makes up? And you get to pick
your ticket. Yeah, good luck. I had Grand Slam left.
Yes you did, aren't you? Dune between tickets see George
Thurrogood and the Destroyers and tickets to see the Dallas
Mavericks playing with players that not quite injured just yet,
not yet. We're working on it. We're working some people

(01:03:58):
from the Little League. Yeah, hello, Old Cannon Elementary.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Y'all got your Bundle's play basketball over there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Okay, so our after show decompression session is coming up
next on the Facebook Facebook Marty Gras. Yeah, yeah, let's
talk to Marty Grass. I see if I can scare
up some Marty grass stories. You've got plenty from years past.
I know Jim White has plenty two.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
Oh yeah, I loved what you taught us this morning
about Marie Levoe's grave and leaving a gift there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
See I didn't know that. Yeah, you're supposed to leave
something on her tomb and you'll get your wish after
you put an X on her tomb and not twice. Yeah,
you don't want her to do one of those good yeas.
You don't want the voodoo bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Mad at you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah, he don't know, man. Okay, so this was fun today, Yes,
good show, and every Marty Grass show is just not
the same unless we call paspatout the old raging Cajun down.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I got a text from Randy James and he's like,
they all act for you, for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Alrighty, let's join the after show decompression session and remember
tomorrow's asking stuff and we need some questions. Don't you
let us down? Okay, they never do both. I know,
I know, I got a bunch of y'all to listen
to you. I'll see you early in the morning. You
got it, man, I'm all right, as we say, keep
it between the ditchy chef sa No, it's two way,

(01:05:34):
pocky way les. That means the parade is coming. Get
out of the way and let the good times run.

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I suddenly smell gumbolling. All right, we'll see you on
the after show down and see you on the show
enough show tomorrow, okay, b