Full Show Replay- Wheels-Off Friiiiiiday. Comedian Brady Matthews is here. (Ep 1339)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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Speaker 3 (00:25):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Compost is a fine mulch of coffee grounds, eggshells, stale cheetos.

(00:53):
We got some ham sandwich crusts in there, some while
you were out slipped so much more threatening letters penas
dunning notices from collection agencies. Let me see, we get
some dirty kleenex, fung guy that looks like liquefied stuff
from cardboard boxes that may have been pastries.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
At one time.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
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Speaker 5 (01:31):
Kitchen or trash can sizes.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Call now and keep the flies as our special gift.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Upping just drunk to be such an idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Actually, I'm just talking hypothetically.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm embarrassed for both of us. Hey, if you're a
bit of looking stupid, you'll never have any fun.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
You want me to bend ovous smacking with that paddle?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I thought that menu were nuts? Are you people are nuts? Guys,
you're nuts?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
The kind of nuts?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Are you nuts? I'm not nuts? Have him out?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I think we're all a little nuts in here. Oh yeah, expectfully.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Because it's right today. Good start with.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I have a lot of anger. He's gone fetal again.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh I do love that show. Without you, there's no
showout the show, there's no celebration.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Of songs are very catchy, very catchy. Can't get the
feeling them out of my head.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
As annoying point with special, I don't like to be
cooped up in that office here.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Wow, you work day today?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Then you can bang on the drum the rest of
the weekend. That's right.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
I am so ready for this weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, I don't know. Did it seem like it was
longer than it should have been.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
I think yesterday felt like a Friday because it was
opening day for the Texas Rangers.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh yeah, and we pulled out all the stops there,
don't you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It kind of fell apart in the ninth inning, didn't we.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well we'll see if the show falls apart before seven o'clock.
And please welcome Danny Miles and what's up dad? Morning?
And it's for your help today. Well, thank you for
inviting me back. Oh, come on, you family, you coming here?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I'm you, don't.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I know you're wondering. Hey, heybo, what are we celebrating today?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
What are we? I'll tell you we'd appreciation day? Oh yes,
not even four twenty Oh wait wait, today's about the
weeks that'll spring up in your yard. You have to
pull the weeks that come up through the sidewalk. My bad,
my mind was somewhere. I know how you work. Both.
It is National Hot Tub Day.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Hot tubs were first used in the US in the
nineteen forties. Jacuzzi a hot tub manufacturer added hydrotherapy pumps
in the seventies. Just remember you can only pee in
your own hot tub. Otherwise it's just playing rute, just
playing route. It is no homework.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Day, yeah, for every day for us.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, we went through twelve years of school, so we
wouldn't have to do homework anymore. However, we all have
to do some kind of homework at your work. That's right,
even if you don't have to turn it into a teacher.
Now we turn it into the boss that pays ourselves.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
What could I tell kids at career fairs all the time,
as you never stop doing homework because for your job
you need to do home.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
You'll do it one way or the other exactly. You
just won't have to show your work on a separate
piece of paper. You get paid for doing your own home.
Did you get paid in school for do no?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Way?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, no, no, it is children's picture book day? Okay.
Who didn't have to read those Dick, Jayane and Sally
books in grade school? I did, had to read them
See Spot Run. Well they had pictures, didn't they? Yes
they did. But my favorite of all time.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
The Doctor Seuss books.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh yeah, Oh of course because it was kind of
like an acid trip for kids that are too young
to take out. It was early rap is what it was.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
It was.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It was it's respect your cat day. Every day you
have a cat, I do, Katie Perri. Oh if I
had a cat, I'd respect that little pussy.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Wait what.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I should have? Shut up and move off. It is
national something on a stick day? Oh yes, like a
corn dog. I can almost taste those Fletcher's corny dogs,
even though the state fairs not until September. There used
to be on Greenville Avenue a Fletcher's Corny Dog Drive

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where he could get as many as you want.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
And they have a food truck at Clyde Warren Park
in downtown Dallas that you can get a corny dog atchers. Yes,
well down here, and if you go see FC Dallas
at Toyota Stadium, they also have a stand there.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Oh, so the plot has thickened.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
And for desserts, yes, sir, it's National Black Forest Cake
Day and it's even Eddie's Pie Day. They used to
be called an Eskimo pile until some douchebag said, oh
my god, back, what racist statement. I thought, that's just
what they were called. I don't know. Still call them that, sorry,
So now they're called Eddie's Pies. Don't ask me who

(06:37):
Eddie was because I don't know or care. There's still
gonna be Eskimo pies to meet. I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I don't mean to get all riled up.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
But it is also quirky country music song titles day
oh I love it. That means bird at Ashton must
make an appearance this morning sometimes. Yes, okay, So we
got sports of all sorts coming up, We got the
freaking pool file coming up. I've got a few things
planning for you in the seven o'clock hour. Also, Brady Matthews,

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our buddy, we'll be back here. Yeah, he's gonna be
playing uptown tonight. Yeah, he's gonna be in here in
the eight o'clock hour. And we'll just see what sticks
against the wall when we spit it on there.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
And we have your last chance this week at those
tickets to see Heart when they come to town Saturday,
June fourteenth, plus.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Your last shot to get those tickets to see is
He's I'm sorry hypothetical tour Saturday April twelve. So we
gotta do what we gotta do, and that is the
morning's strip. All right, let's get this party started. Well,
the party's already started.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
A star as I'm concerned.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, okay, everybody out. Danny you ready, I'm ready pull
the port down. Feel it. Let's do it because timed up.
Oh that was loud, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
All right?

Speaker 9 (07:56):
One?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Mary?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Just one more? Oh there we go.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
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Speaker 8 (08:12):
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Speaker 3 (08:16):
We'll look get here.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
The Mavericks one again.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Jayden Hardy scored twenty two points, Anthony Davis added fifteen
points and seven rebounds, and the Dallas Mavericks beat the
Orlando Magic one oh one to ninety two last night
in Orlando. Data Go Mad. Hardy came off the bench
and made five of six three point shots, three of
them in a span of ninety seconds in the third quarter.

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Brandon Williams and mcchristy, also off the Dallas bench, scored
fourteen to twelve points, respectively. Klay Thompson also scored twelve,
Anthony Davis. You to brown Man, playing for only his
third time in twenty five games for the Mavericks since
his trade from the Lakers that sent Luca to the Lakers.
That was on February second. He exceeded his twenty four

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to twenty eight minute restriction by fifty one seconds to
help Dallas win for only the fourth time in fourteen games. See,
he has only a certain time he can play because
he still is considered halfway engine injured. The MAVs moved
a half a game ahead of Phoenix into the tenth
place in the Western Conference. Jason Kids grew ain't just
out of it yet. The Mavericks take on the Bulls

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in Chicago tomorrow night. Tip off will be at seven o'clock. Now,
what a game? What a game? What a game? This
is what March Madness is all about. Bo Roberts, Oh
did we win? The first thirty.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
Four minutes of last night Sweet sixteen matchup between Texas
Tech and Arkansas Not so pretty for your Red Raiders.
But the team did not quit and they used a
late rally to force overtime, and in the end, Texas
Tech came out on top, beating Arkansas eighty five to eighty.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh guns up bitches.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yes, Texas Tech now advances to the Elite Eight. Tech
was down by sixteen points with ten minutes left in
the second half and then pulled off the second largest
comeback in Sweet Sixteen history. Now afterwards, Texas Tech head
coach Grant mccallison said, what an unbelievable college basketball game.
It was good Tonight The University of Houston Cougar's face

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off with Purdue. Tip off for that Sweet Sixteen matchup
will be at nine oh nine tonight. Hopefully the Cougars
will win and move on to the Elite Eight as well.
The Elite Eight will start on Saturday. Saturday is also
when the TCU Lady Hornfrogs play. They're gonna face Notre
Dame in the Sweet sixteen. Tip Off is at noon
and later Saturday afternoon, the Texas Longhorns women's basketball team

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will face off with Tennessee. That game two thirty tomorrow afternoons.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Okay, I heard a rumor that the Ballas Stars won,
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Good news? On Frozen Pond?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
What you got? What you got?

Speaker 10 (10:57):
Bella Stars actually have won five the last six games,
with the five to two win last night against Calgary. Now,
unfortunately that was the same score as the Rangers.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Oh yeah, the Rangers lost five to two. I guess
the sports gods had to battance everything.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, I guess they did. Sure makes sense.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Last night was great for the Stars. But yesterday afternoon,
of course, the Rangers lost on that three run shots.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh I know, I saw. I just sank down in
my chair.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
When I saw that.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And you were at a sports bar, right, yeah, I was, well,
what was that like? I mean, as far as the
Green Dator because I liked food there. There wasn't that
many people there, but yeah, it was. It was fun
for a while. At least the food was good.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Damn right, the food was good.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
Well, the Stars have won, like I said, five of
the last games. Two more road games, both against Seattle
tomorrow night at nine thirty our time and then Monday
night nine o'clock to close out the month of March.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Than Dallas.

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Will we returned back here at the AAC against Nashville
Nashville Predators on Thursday night. Hmmm, so lesday go words
for me, keep it going.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Speaking of the Rangers, sea of red, white, and blue
scattered navy filled the parking lots outside Globeli Field hours
before the first pitch on Opening Day in Arlington yesterday.
Among the more than forty thousand in attendance yesterday, including
the mainstay of the Rangers organization and the voice of
baseball in Texas, Chuck Morgan.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, yes, he's been at it for a while.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
In fact, Opening Day twenty twenty five mark the forty
third consecutive year for Morgan to be a public address announcer,
all of them spent with the Rangers. Aside from a
two thousand and two stint with the Kansas City Royals,
Morgan hadn't missed a single game in more than four
decades of public address announcing. A few hours lady later,

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there was lady walking by. Just before the opening pitch,
Morgan shared his trade, it's baseball time in Texas, to
a roaring ovation from the capacity crowd. However, we wish
today had gone better for him than the fans. The
Rangers ended up losing to the Red Sox five to two,
same score that the Stars won by, But there's a
whole lot of baseball to be played, after all. This

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was only the first of mini game to be played
this season. There's one hundred and sixty one left to go.
The Red Sox and the Rangers go at it again
tonight with the first pitch at seven o five.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
And Rangers fans attending opening Day yesterday may have noticed
a piece of history missing from the ballpark, well part
of it anyway. The banner commemorating the twenty twenty three
World Series title is no longer hanging in right field.
Why it was unveiled at opening day last season? Now
globeli field played Queens, we are the champions, as the

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white banner with red lettering was dropped. The banner was
never intended to be permanent. The permanent representation of the
twenty twenty three championship is the white placard above left
field that sits next to all the other postseason accomplishments
of seasons past. Rangers legend Michael Young says the team
is more focused on living in the present and achieving

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goals in front of them, like tonight's game against Boston.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Let's win one please? But why did they take it down?

Speaker 8 (14:15):
I guess because the placard is the official Oh is
the official one, So what are they going to do
with the banner?

Speaker 9 (14:21):
Then?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Huh, I don't know. I'm buy it from them.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
I'll watch it off.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
There you go, there you go.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
Now, yesterday, of course, was a Major League Baseball's opening day.
And if you're looking at the box course, which I
do every morning, you see a vision of Jesus, Jesus,
you'll visions of Jesus, you know, of the Lord.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Now you know why why the Chicago White Sox.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
The worst team in the MLB last year, in the
history of the MLB.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Last year they won yesterday, yay, so they will not
go oh.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
In one and sixty two, the White Sox beat the
lowly Angels and they're they're bad too, eight to one,
which is a big deal considering that they're the worst
team in history.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Last year was a historic season for them on the
bad way. Now here's the deal.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
The prediction models and on the poly market. The predictions
had the White Sox championship this year even less than
the Second Coming of Jesus. Christie, Oh my god, you
can't make this up.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
No, seriously, they have a chance. They have they haven't
been now.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
The chances of Jesus showing up is three percent compared
to the White Sox one percent. But you know what,
you have to take into consideration how many Hasiuses are
on the White Sox roster.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
By now, maybe there is an up twig because they
looks like Jesus to me hasis. But can he hit
a curveball?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
There's some sports history on this day. In March of
nineteen ninety four, after the Dallas Cowboys had won their
second Super Bowl under Jimmy Johnson, Jerry angered Jimmy Johnson
when he told reporters that any coach would have led
the Cowboys to a Super Bowl. Well, Jimmy got extremely
pissed that agreed to a part ways on March twenty eighth,

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nineteen ninety four. Whole that's today, with Johnson getting a
two million dollar bonus. Johnson left the Cowboys as head
coached the next day, on March twenty nine, nineteen ninety four.
I bet Jerry really feels bad about that. And here's
some stupid ass Cowboys news. What The NFL has banned
the nose wipe gesture, popularized by Cowboys wide receiver CD

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Lamb as part of its updated rules for the upcoming season.
Why well, the league considers it a violent gesture too.
To the association with gang related symbolism. What he does,
he peturns, is wiping his nose and then he points
at the opposing player of the posing teams.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
He made a couple of inches down and is considered
a next slash. Oh is that it which they outlawed,
of course years ago? Okay, so, and they even outlawed
the bow and arrow. Yeah, I know that one, but
I said, knows, But the nose, I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's too close to the neck, too close to coke.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Well, it's where c. D. Limb pretends to wipe his
nose and.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Points at the other team.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
But apparently that's violent.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Will he do now?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Maybe just shoot him a finger, you.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Know, all right? The freaking full of file next on
the bow and then show Dallas Forest Classic Cross lone
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You think we take it easy in here.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Oh hell no, hail no, we don't have time to, okay,
I promised Hugh. Since the baseball season is underway, coming up,
I'm going to do bizarre baseball injuries. We're not saying
baseball players don't get hurt, but some of them get
hurt in very creative and painful ways. But now it's
time for the freaking fool file. A Kansas babysitter came

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face to face with a monster under the bed of
the child she was babysitting. When she attempted to calm
the child down that she was watching, the child complained,
there's a monster, and you may read That's when the
babysitter attempted to prove there was nothing there. She said, Okay,
I'm gonna look under the bed and show you that
there's no monster. When she came face to face with

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a guy who was under the bed. Yes, how scary.
An altercation ensued between the monster and the babysitter, and
the kid was knocked down in the struggle. The suspect
then fled the scene before deputies arrived. According to a
statement from Barton County Sheriff's office, the subject was identify
as Martin Va Lobos Junior, aged twenty seven, a former

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resident of that house who currently has a protection from
abuse order issued against him to stay away from that house.
He must have thought that his ex wife was still
living there and wanted to jump out and say surprise, Yeah,
how scary. That poor kid's gonna need years of therapy.
Oh man, It's unclear if the monster knew the babysitter

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or not, but he certainly freaked everybody out. The deputy
searched the property but were unable to locate via Lobos
until the next morning, when he attempted to flee from
law enforcement on foot before being captured.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
He was arrested and is now cooling his heels in jaid.
That is so scary. Yeah a man, All right, let's
travel to Colorado.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
A Colorado woman has learned that the biggest expense of
owning pricey thong underwear in lingerie is the bill that
she received from her vets office for removing the underwear
from her dog's intestine.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Her dogs ate her underwear. Yes, they must have smelled
like bacon.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Sarah Oakley adopted her dog Rita in January and noticed
the dog had taken an immediate liking to where Skim's underwear.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
This is the brand that is owned by Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh yeah, now.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
One day, Sarah found Rita lying in a pile of
laundry and noticed that five pairs of underwear were missing.
Later on, Rita started vomiting, and Sarah took her to
the vet immediately where she needed emergency surgery to remove
the underwear.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
From her intestines all clogged up. Oh, Sarah says. Rita
is now in good condition and resting at home.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
But Sarah is dealing with a thirteen thousand dollars bill
from the vet. Dollars, yeah, for the surgery, the anesthesia, everything.
She said She's thought about contacting Skim's Underwear founder Kim
Kardashian for help with a bill.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
You know, she sneezes twenty so why not. Yeah, I
have my own brand of underwear she call Skids. Oh well,
I haven't come out with it yet, but the day.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Is still young.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It comes with its own marks. That's why I called
him that.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Danny.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You might want to turn your mic on there, brother.
And they're two tone, right, yeah, they're two tone. They
will when I get through with them.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
They come in white and brown.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
All right.

Speaker 10 (21:20):
Floridians, once again they never disappoint They No. Police in
Palm Beach, Florida say there will be no more clowning around.
One man was arrested as as he was trespassing in
a local super supermarket or a super shopping center.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I should say, yes, dressed as here we go again again, okay.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
Cops responded to a call bottle man, who was previously
banned from the area, wandering around the shopping center wearing
a bright yellow suit, red and white stripes on the sleeves.
Sounds familiar, Yes, I like McDonald, Ronald McDonald's Ronald McDonald.
So he completes the ensemble with of course, big red

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clown notes, Well, you can't be a clown without a
big red clown. So when officers approached him and tried
to remove him from the area, he resisted. A scuffle ensued,
and cops finally cuffed him and got him to the ground.
Of course, you know, if he has the big clown shoes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Hard to get away. Should make you run faster if
they're that big, but they don't.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
But you know, this clown wasn't clowning around. He was
found with the possession of a weapon as well as
a big full a big bag.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Full of a clown.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Figure.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
So as he was placed in the back of the
police car, he commented. The police officer of commented you
look like a clown, which he responded, I am a clown, stupid, Yeah,
wait to talk about.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, just look at me, oh man, Okay, here's one
for you. You know, even police chiefs can act a
fool sometimes.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
A New Jersey police chief is accused of taking a
dump by the desks of some of the officers who
and spiking other cops coffee with viagra and other harassment.
Oh my god. North Bergen Police Department Chief Robert Farley,
who was sworn in his chief in February of last year,

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is the subject of a complaint by five officers who
are planning to sue the township for Farley's alleged retaliation, discrimination,
sexual misconduct, and harassment. Do you think he was going
to be able to get away with this kind of stuff?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Well wait till you hear the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Michael Darren, a special Captain with the administrative duties, claims
Farley chased him around the office and cornered him before
sticking a hypodermic needle through his jeens into the tip of.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
His slong, drawing blood. Drawing blood.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Darren claims Farley would also shave and put his facial
hair and his pubes on people's food that were this.
This guy is sick. Lieutenant Alex Guzman claims Farley exposed himself,
made inappropriate comments, and defecated on the floor in a
bunch of garbage cans of some of the officers. Nobody

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there has any idea why their chief went on such
a rampage. I guess sometimes as a police chief, you
just snapped, I guess. But really he should have known better.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
I mean, does he like not want to keep his job?
I guess not.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
It's better to just quit because you'll probably get sued
to clean up all the duke.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Clear he's got some mental health issues for sure, you think, Yah, yeah,
you think.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
But it makes for a good freaking fool story done.
Very true, very very true.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Hey, coming up next hour, your last chance this week
to score tickets to see Heart. They're coming to Texas
Trust See Theater in Grand Prairie Saturday, ju fourteenth. BOE's
gonna have a fun way for you to win. Coming
up around seven to fifty right here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
You better stand back. I feel a big buggle for him.
There's a bubble sah away, tell away Dallas Fours Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five, seven to ten, this morning.
And you know, Major League Baseball is now in full swing,
and I don't know if anybody on any team got
hurt yesterday, But sometimes baseball injuries are a little quirky. Really,

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I'm not saying baseball players don't get injured, but some
of them are kind of created. Let's start off with
the couple of Texas Rangers. Okay, Hall of Fame pitcher
Nolan Ron, Yeah, famous for hog tying Robin Venturo and
Ventura rushed the mountain. I have a mural in it. Well,
Nolan Ryan was bitten by a very brave coyote on

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his front porch when he went outside. No Key Henderson,
Nolan's five thousand strikeout victim, missed several games in August.
The reason frostbite. Frostbite in August, really, no way.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
I don't know if he got locked in a beer
cooler or whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
And then there's outfielder O to Be McDowell, remember him, Yeah,
he sliced his hand open while buttering a roll at
the annual welcome luncheon held by the Texas Ranger the
famous butter knife incident. Do you know what the frost
fighter was from what you know what the frostbite was
from what was it?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Ice? Ice? You leave it on.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
A frost bite? Rynda Heels screened ankle.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Well, he's not a doctor, so you should leave that alone.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
John Schmoke burned his chest while arning his shirt while
he was wearing it. Okay, now that's yeah, dude. Outfielder
Terry Harper separated shoulder after high fiving a teammate. Ow
Outfielder Vince Coleman missed the entire Knight eighteen eighty five
World Series after being rolled up in the tart machine
at Bush Stadium. I remember that that up there. Oh wait,

(27:10):
we're just getting started. Sammy Sosa remember him? Yeah, he
was disabled after he sneezed too hard. Utility infielder Brett
Barber he missed the game because he mistakenly rubbed chili
sauce in his eyes, but he was a chili. Outfielder
Dustin Morris strained his groin while trying to get out

(27:30):
of the dugout for a celebration of another player's home run.
Not in shape?

Speaker 9 (27:35):
Was he not?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Really?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Watching a brawl breakout one game, reliever Ted Power leapt
to his feet in defense of his teammates. Strained cat muscle.
Is what happened?

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Kevin Mitchell showed up for spring training four days late
after getting hurt eating a microwave donut and requiring a
root canal because the doughnut was too hot. Oh, how embarrassing.
Blue Jay's outfielder Glen Hill fell out of bed crashed
into a glass table because he was having a nightmare
that spiders were all over. In twenty eleven, INDI's Indians

(28:13):
rookie they're now on court. They tried down Indian's rookie
Jason Kipness strained his hamstring while stretching to avoid straining
his hands. Jose Cardinal missed a game in the nineteen
seventies because of fatigue. His claim crickets got into his
hotel room and kept him awake all night. That was

(28:36):
his story. Another one of his stories. In nineteen seventy four,
he missed the game because his eyelid was stuck open,
preventing him from blinking as well as sleeping. Come on,
that's the best.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
You can do.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
These are embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Oh, I'm not done yet.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Atlanta Braves closer Cecil Upshaw missed the entire nineteen seventy
season when his ring got caught in a basketball goal
he was trying to show how to slam.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Dum oh, that makes me hurt.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Reliever greg A Harris once missed two start after spending
an entire game flicking sunflower seeds at a friend who
was sitting nearby and got an inflamed elbow.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Pitcher Tom Glavin broke a rib while vomiting. Okay oh
Man Ken Griffy Jr. When he was playing for the
Mariners Missed a game when his protective cup.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Slipped and pinched his testiny. Wait, there's more.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Pitcher Jamie Easterly started a new workout regiment at home
in Crockett, Texas, back in the mid eighties. One drill
included running backwards one to guess what happened? He fell.
He stepped into a gopher hole, broke his ankle and
hurt his back. Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while

(30:03):
ripping a telephone book in half to show some motivational
speakers that he was there to speak cal embarrassing. He
was strong in Atlanta one year You tell the Infielder
Randy Johnson dislocated his thumb while putting on his socks
and spent six weeks onto the safe. How do you
do that being a dumb ass? Yeah but wait, here's

(30:27):
one of my favorites. According to the legend of Clarence Blython,
the Red Sox rookie pitcher in nineteen twenty three, thought
he looked a lot meaner without his false teeth when
he were drawing them ound, so he took him out. Yeah,
he put him in his back pocket. He suppotedly didn't
think to put them back in his mouth when he batted.

(30:48):
That led to Blithon sliding into second blade and second
base and getting bit in the ass by his own teeth.
He was removed from the game.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
For excessive bleeding.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh but.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I'm not saying baseball players don't get injured. But sometimes
it's damn funny, and it's the bowing them show on
lone star ninety two to five. Dallafores Classic Are on
a lone star ninety two to five Erond Smith. How
sweet it is. By the way, we have tickets to
see Heart. They're coming to town June fourteenth, That is

(31:25):
on a Saturday at Texas Trust see You Theater in
Grand Prairie. That's the good news. The bad news is
before Ao left for Atlanta, he left me a Friday fuster.
Let me just start out by saying, you guys have
been smoking me on every thing that I've done to
try to give away these tickets. Yeah, so today is

(31:46):
no different. It's gonna be easy.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
I'll just tell you right now, Okay, But you always
say that, and then it's so hard, and then those
those fuster clucks give me a headache.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Man, They're really difficult. Well that's what they're designed to do. Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
The Dallas Police Department has named five finalists in its
nationwide search for a new police chief, narrowing the list
from twenty five candidates. Finalists will participate in a series
of events, including meet and Greece with a public before
a final decision is made in mid April. So there's
still a time to sign up.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Hey, they're buckeroos or bucker EPs. You ever worked any word,
any time doing anything remotely related to law enforcement? Are
you from somewhere else? Wanna work where a president got
has head blown off? Are you not currently doing the
job at this time? Then you could be Dallas police chief.

(32:43):
Can you cook up a real juicy scandals? We love scanners.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
How shit can you work?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
We check?

Speaker 9 (32:50):
How fast can you piss off and alienate every minority
around here? We love that team?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You love this job?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Really, you could be.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Police chief.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
The less you know about us, the more we're gonna
love about you. Become Dallas Police chief and make a.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Difference, think a difference.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Yeah, okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Geez geez. Yeah, maybe we should recruit him to be
part of the Dallas PD. Hey do you know who
turns thirty eight years old today? Lady Giga?

Speaker 11 (33:32):
Oh wow, and she's got that new album. Yeah, and
she had that song called poker Face. So let's play
the song Butterface. Come on, and y'all know what a butterface?
Oh yeah, I know you didn't.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
I saw this girl I fought was hot from fire away.
Blondie had big boots knights, but what more is there
to say?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
It's hot?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Then she got closer. I can see I spoke too soon.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
She had a modeled body with the head boom dope.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
She was a ten.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
But then I looked again.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
My weener rose.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
But then I got a close.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
Rangy and bond face, suck.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Rainbody and a bud.

Speaker 12 (34:31):
Face but of Facebook. Book, but of face, but of
Facebook boo buttery face.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Okay, that's enough of that.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Enough of that.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And we told you I'm just full of it today.
We told you at the first of the show that
it is quirky country music song titles day. Yeah, And
nobody has more country music song titles that are quirky
than Burdet Ashton ever bought.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
You know him, you love him, you can't get off
of him. He's the world's greatest country music singer.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
I got them tears in my ears from leaning on
the back in my bed while I cry over you.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
You've hurt him, roll the stalls. You've heard him get
the loud, you've heard him turn pink. Now get ready
as Berndane Ashton sings Berdan Ashton, I got.

Speaker 9 (35:25):
In last night at two whill a tin bud.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Woke up a tim wi a tears.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
That's right, it's the best of Berdan Hashton himself. Listen
to what hall you get on this fantastic collection.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
If I had shot you in the head what I
wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Yes, all his greatest gets are here on this one
great collection.

Speaker 9 (35:50):
Listen to what else you got, Darling, get your tongue
out of my mouth, Coach, I'm trying to kiss you
good bye.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
You'll get You're soon to be Burda Ashton favorites like
if I can't be number one in your life, the
number two on you. I can't get over you, so
why don't you get under me? I liked you better
before I knew you so well I keep forgetting. I
forgot about you. Your loving is the same for this
rash on my heart. I miss you darningd but my
AM's getting better. You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
And many many more men and more mean and men

(36:19):
and more.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yes, that one's here too. Plus this great Burdad ballad.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
A bought a car from a guy who's stole you
from my arms.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
But the car don't run, so we got an even deal.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Plus if you act now an order before midnight tonight,
go get these special unreleased Birdad Ashton classics.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Darley gets your biscuits and the oven. Get your buds
in the bed, because I'll marry you tomorrow, So witch
honey moon.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Tone bird of Ashton sings, Birdad Ashton, I'm like Western
weare stores feed stores liquor stores and wherever red better beach.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Not you in tobacco. Horse snuff is all I hate
to hear.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Free bowl in your body except for mine.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
That's my collection.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Simply Bernd Ashton, get yours.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Lone star nine you don't know, and sheels to get
up and be here, especially when it's raining. Yeah yeah,
mother nature is kind of pissing all over. It's going
to clear up later this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Just a slight chance of showers this afternoon. Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
We did quirky country music titles with one and only
bird at Ashton.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
This guy has a couple more love oil.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
I'd be a court low.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's another good quirky country music song title.

Speaker 12 (37:43):
If my nose were full of nickels, I'd blow it.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
All on you.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Nice, very romantic, thank you, thank you. Okay, you know,
as every weekend. There's a lot going on this weekend,
so let's investigate, shall we. It's time for Heyna. What
whats happening? Oh? I am so glad you asked.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Well, run it down.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
So your Texas Rangers are hoping to bounce back after
yesterday's opening day loss to the Red Sox. They're gonna
face Boston again today. First pitch tonight at seven oh five,
and then tomorrow the two teams will face off at
six oh five. On Sunday, the Rangers wrap up their
series against the Red Sox.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
First pitch Sunday.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Afternoon is at one thirty five. Now the Rangers aren't
the only ones playing this weekend. The Arlington Renegades kickoff.
There's season tomorrow at Chalkdas Stadium in Arlington. They're gonna
take on the San Antonio Brahmas. Kickoff is at three
tomorrow afternoon. We should go to some of those oh
so much, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Soccer fans.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
FC Dallas will be on the pitch tomorrow night at
Toyota Stadium. They're up against Sporting KC. Match will start
tomorrow night at seven thirty. And here's something kind of
off beat bow at the East Sports Stadium in Arlington tomorrow.
It's the East versus West Arm Wrestling turner. And there's
plenty of watch parties across the metro plex for college hoops.

(39:06):
Now today, Houston will face off with Perdue. That game's
tonight at nine oh nine, So you know there's gonna
be watch parties for that tomorrow Texas Tech.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
They've made it to the Elite eight after beaten Parkansas.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
They're gonna face Number one Florida tomorrow afternoon at five
five and our Lady horn Frogs, the TCU women's basketball
team will play in the Sweet sixteen Tomorrow. They're facing
off with Notre Dame tomorrow at noon. Live music to
check out this weekend at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar
Tonight Daryl Halling Concert along with Glenn Tilbrook from Squeeze

(39:44):
and I Know You're heading out to that show tonight.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Byter are going.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Out there at the Texas Trust Seuth Theater in Grand
Prairie Tonight. It's the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band with Rodney
Crowe at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas Tonight. It's what
the World needs Now The Burt bachra Songbook Live featuring
Are You Ready for This?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Todd Rundgren Todd That's tonight at the Longhorn ball Row.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Oh I Loves Me some Todd Rung Now.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
The show is dedicated to honoring the great Burt bachrock
with songs like Look of Love, rain Drops Keep Falling
on My Head, and so many others. Legacy Holland play
Not Tonight, the Marshall Tucker Band at Arlington Music Hall,
the Arrival from Sweden and Abba Tribute Band. Meanwhile, Dicky's
Arena this weekend. If you're into rap music, check out
the Millennium Tour Tomorrow night with Trey Songs and Bow

(40:32):
Wow and then the Mexican King of the Accordion Ramona
Yalla plays Dicky's Arena Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I didn't know he was the King of the Accordia.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Mexican King of the Accordion.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Well, yeah, what about he's the American All okay, I
got it. Comedy this weekend, our buddy Brady Matthews is
playing in Uptown tonight. Now this is Don't Tell Comedy,
a viral live show on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Don't Doubt Comedy.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
They go to the the secret locations all around the
Metroplex and put on these comedy shows on YouTube and
you can go see it live.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Well that's no.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Way to sell a bunch of tickets.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Is it.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Well, apparently it's a thing now, Bo Roberts. So Brady
actually is gonna be joining us in the eight o'clock hour. Yes,
he is at tk's in Addison. Comedian slash attorney Josh Stramiello.
He's the host of Hardly Legal Hyenas and Dallas Ralph
Barbosa has several sold out shows for your kids and
grab Kids this weekend. Disney on Ice is at the
American Airline Center. I'm heading out there tonight with my

(41:31):
great niece Mia, and they had three shows tomorrow and
three shows Sunday. Theater Lovers Tonight through Sunday at the
Morton Myerson and Dallas. A Night of Broadway with Broadway
star Sutton Foster and Kelly O'Hara. Broadway the Bass presents
the play Clue this weekend at the Music Hall at
Fair Park.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
It's Back to the Future The Music is Pretty Good.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Shows tonight through Sunday and at at and T Performing
Arts Center. The Musical Waitress presented by Dallas Theater Center
at the Star in Frisco inside the Ford Center this weekend,
It's the Greater Frisco Home and Garden Show.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And if you're a foodie, the.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Foodie Land Food Festival is happening today through Sunday at
Fair Park in Dallas with over two hundred and twenty
five vendors bringing a variety of tasty treats, bring it bright.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend. Thanks seven, Welcome the Bull, and then show
Classic Mornings with Fun May Die It kind of keep.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Me Happen on Dallas Fordworths Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Now Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five coming up next hour. We're going to be joined
by our buddy Brady Matthews. But now let's give away
those heart tickets. This is your last shock this week.
We may have some more as the show gets closer. Yeah, okay, yes,
and before Ao left, he left us a heart Friday

(43:00):
buss the clutch goal.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Don't go tune it up and say, oh God, Roberts,
would you let him do that?

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Why, well, I'll tell you this is easy, Okay. Yeah,
I have really been taking it.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I don't know if I've been taking it easy on
you rescules, or if you're just too.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Damn smart for me. I pick be. I think I'm
gonna go with that too.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Okay, So here are three heart songs played at the
same time. You call me a two one four or
eight one seven seven, eight seven one nine five. I'm
gonna have to play this a couple of times. I'm sure.
All right, these are real quick. Name these three heart songs. Okay,

(43:48):
come on, you shouldn't have trouble with that.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Somebody grabbed the titling off. Play it again. I know
what took. Oh my god, I know what the songs are.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I hear two of that. It still gives me a
split and headache. Yeah, it really does. Okay, let's see. Okay, wait,
let me let me do it one one more time,
one more time, one more time. Yeah, okay, all right,

(44:30):
two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven.
I hear one or two songs, but you have to
name all three right, to name.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
All three of them.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
And if we go for a while we don't get
a winner, which I doubt will happen, I'll take.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
One of them away. Okay, let's go to the phones.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
We then show can you name those three heart songs
played at the same time? What are they.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
On you? Alone?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
The wrong ones? Alright, it's not alone. Okay, but he
got the other two. He got the other two on them.
Show tell me the three heart songs I just played
on top of each other.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Terracuda, Yeah, and you're Arracuda.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
And okay, they've all been mentioned. Now, they've all been mentioned.
Did he say anything other than.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Bar I just have that.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Bon them show what are the three songs? Tell me? Now?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I got Barracuda, I don't know the other one playing again? Playing?
We play all the time? All right, one more time?

(45:52):
Oh my god, I think it's the first time I've
ever gotten all three. Yeah, okayon of them? Show tell
me one of the three Heart songs?

Speaker 9 (46:03):
Magic man crazy over there?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, yeah, but it turned out not to be so Yeah,
all right, who is this?

Speaker 9 (46:13):
He the sut the bottom again? What up?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You Just hang on here just second, my friend, and
we'll hook you up with your Heart tickets.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Okay, yes, third, hang on way to go?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, representing bottom.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Yeah, and just so you know, Heart won't be playing
all their songs at the same so they'll separate them.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Now that would be hard for him to do. Man,
she's gonna her fingers will fall off trying to do
all all right.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
You loved him in Parks and Recreation and in Netflix's
Master of None. Now see them live Comedian Ausi's I'm
Sorry He's coming to fair Park Music Hall Saturday, April twelfth,
and we have your tickets. Bo and I are going
to open up the lung Star ticket window around eight
forty next hour right here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas Worth Classic Rock Long Star ninety two five.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Dallas What Worst Classic Rock lone Star in ninety two
to five.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Well, guess what he's here.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
A lot of say hello, Brady Matthews.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
How you being my free I've been good.

Speaker 13 (47:12):
Good to be back you guys. Could to see your
smiling faces.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
On a rainy day.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Yeah, we'll brighten up a rainy day.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
I remember when Darren Carter, the party starter was in here.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah, well I went to see him that night at
Tek's and damned if Brady wasn't one of the opening yets.

Speaker 13 (47:29):
And I said, wait a minute, I know that. Why Yeah,
you know I do it all. You know, I go
where I'm wanted. So they have They said you want
to host the show, and I said, I don't like hosting,
but sure, I got nothing else to do. I was
just stopping into town. Otherwise I'm just gonna sit at
the house and watch ESPN until I pass out. Yeah,
it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
And of course Brady comes in wearing his Chicago Cubs jacket.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
You bet, baby, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Did they win yesterday?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
They did win? Yeah, and we made some money. Yeah,
you like to bet on that stuff. Listen, I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
I can't watch again anymore unless you get a little
skin in the game. You know what I'm saying, exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Hope you didn't bet on the Rangers yesterday. I didn't
bet on the Rangers, but I like that. I like
the Rangers. I like them out of coming out of
out of the what is it, the Al East? I
like them. But mostly I've been watching n c A basketball.
That's okay, Who's who's your team? In March?

Speaker 13 (48:19):
Mad So last night I got I have Duke going
all the way. I like that kid, Cooper Flag. I
think he's gonna go number one in the draft. The
kid's a stud. I mean he's literally listen, we always
say this, but he's he's He shoots like Larry Bird,
dunks like Michael Jordan.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
The guy's a stud. And what's your name? Cooper Flag? Penalty? Flag? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Did you see the Texas Tech game?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
I did. Yeah, I had a two team parlay.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Don't bet against the Red Raiders.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Man, what an exciting game. They looked good.

Speaker 13 (48:51):
They went against John calip Parties team against Arkansas. He
had them playing good. He had one time out left,
he didn't take it and they.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Lost in overtime.

Speaker 13 (48:59):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what last night again. You know, listen,
I don't have a gambling problem. I promise you, I know, right. Yeah,
well this is true at the moment. Yeah, but here's
the thing. I watched Bulls Lakers last night and Bulls
won at the very end of a half court shot.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
And if you haven't seen it at home, watch it.
It's it's it was great.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah, it was like a hail Mary.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
He just threw the awesome.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Well, now explain what you're doing tonight. It is called
Don't Tell Comedy in Uptown yep. So it's like a
secret comedy performance. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:36):
So basically what it is is you get the best
comedians in the area and whatever the area is what
this is, but you get the best comedians and it's viral.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
So it's viral YouTube show.

Speaker 13 (49:47):
So a lot of your listeners probably know kill Tony
down at the Mothership, Joe Rogan people. So what this
is is Don't Tell Comedy is viral stand up comedy.
So people come, we'll do stand up in like furniture shops,
or you do stand up at like laundry mats.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Secret location, yeah, secret locations.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
So you don't know unless you go to the Don't
Tellcomedy dot com website.

Speaker 13 (50:07):
Is that it correct? So listen to me giving them
an easy plug. But up up my pay so I know.
You go there and then they get like five comedians.
I'm closing it out tonight, but we sold it out,
so it's sold like one hundred and fifty tickets.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
There's a weight list though, so there is a weight list.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
So you know, if you want to come to the show.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
You can't know. Yeah, just bust their bubble or anything else. Yeah,
so who else is on the bill with you?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
I don't know that secret So but it's a great
show if you ever have listened.

Speaker 13 (50:38):
I don't know where you people are living or where
you're listening, but most of the time they do have
a Don't Tell Comedy in your area. It's crazy. Like
even when I was in Florida, I'm like, I need gigs.
If I'm not on the road, I've always want to
be gigging. And they had stuff in South Florida. They
had stuff in Miami, they had stuff in Key West,
so it's.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
All over the place.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Okay, Well, Bo and I wanted to give you our condolences. Speak.
I've heard through the great find that you lost.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Your dog brutal.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Yeah, buckis after Sylvester Stallone's dog.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
I did listen. We're both broke actors at the time.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
So yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
The only thing is is I didn't have to give
up my dog. At one point did make money, so
that was a good thing.

Speaker 9 (51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (51:17):
But yeah, I had my dog. I just had to
put him down two days ago, which was brutal. He
was one hundred, one hundred eleven pounds of fun.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
He was a blue nose pipple but a sweetheart. But
funny thing. When I lived in West Hollywood, can I
tell you a funny story? Show that's what you do.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
Oh So there was this guy named IRV but I
called him Nerve right, super super Jewish guy lived in
West Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Him and his wife Tracy. Uh, they used to watch
My dog right. Here's the thing. They didn't know what.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
Personal space was, per se, so I would have him
watch my dog right. One time I was on the
road doing gigs, I come home. He's sitting on the
couch with his wife and my dog watching TV in
my apartment.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Okay, they just stayed there.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, I go herf what are we doing? He goes,
you know, your movie channels are out and you're low
on deer.

Speaker 13 (52:08):
Yeah yeah, random time too. This guy is super Granola
is super weird. He's the kind of guy that takes
his shoes off and grounds. You ever heard of these people?
He grounds?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Right?

Speaker 13 (52:18):
He micronoses on mushrooms because you know he's having a
rough day, right, grounds. Yes, So one time he asked me,
he goes, He goes, hey, man, he goes, what are
you doing? I go, but to leave for the airport.
He goes, ah, bummer, I go, why what's up? He goes,
I'm just looking for someone that can come over and
churn my yogurt every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Science proctic.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
This is real. This is a real person. Yes, he No,
he's making he's making yoga.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
He wanted you to go stir it every couple of hours.

Speaker 13 (52:47):
Correct, yes, because that's I don't know. I go, are
you are you in like some sort of like are
you doing this for?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Like? Hey?

Speaker 13 (52:54):
Giving this out to people? He goes, No, it's just
you know, for me, you're making you you can go
get it. Yeah, that's just what they didn't even know
that people couldn't make yoga.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Sure, yell, you learn something every day more with Brady
and Matthews come up next on the Bowl and then.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Show, and it's Friday. The wheels are coming off.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Lone start now you dog round and round we go
where he stopped. Nobody knows our kid, Brady Matthews says
with us. He's doing a secret comedy show tonight that
don't tell comedy and it's live on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
When you do this, it's live on YouTube.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Also, I have to show Dallas Comedy Club tomorrow too.
If you can't come tonight.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Oh awesome.

Speaker 13 (53:39):
Yeah, so we're double dipping over here in Dallas, Texas.
That's as long as the check's clear.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
That's it exactly to pay for those lost bets. If
you have a birthday party and you want Brady, yeah.

Speaker 13 (53:53):
Yeah, I'll do roast too, whatever you needs. That seems
to be the hot thing right now, come roast us.
I did a roast at two o'clock at two o'clock
in Austin for a company I won't say, but let's
just say at a scale of one to ten, it
was a four, if you will, in terms of fire energy. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. Don't want to get roasted
by their boss at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
No, everyone's waiting for a happy hour. Some dick head
comes in telling jokes.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Okay, I want to hear more about this guy.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Okay, that was watching your doll.

Speaker 13 (54:27):
Yeah, so, okay, So I moved into my apartment in
West Hollywood. This guy IRV Let me paint the picture.
He's a little Jewish man, right.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
He wears furs. He wears the fadors everywhere. He's got
different hats. Oh school, we're old school.

Speaker 9 (54:41):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
By the way, he's a hoarder too. He's a hoarder.

Speaker 13 (54:43):
Oh so, the reason why he was watching TV in
my place is because he can't sit down anywhere in
his case.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Moved those pata boxes.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
It's ridiculous. So he's sitting in. So he comes up.
He knocks on my doors.

Speaker 13 (54:54):
The first day I meet him, he sees me moving in,
he knocks on my door and he goes hey, he
goes I go hey, he goes you look like a
strong guy.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
And what's the first thing you think when people say
you look like a strong guy. Oh, he's gonna move.
You're about to move some s right, So he goes
to me, he goes, He goes, hey, I hate to
bother you. He goes, I know you're moving a lot
of stuff. He goes, can you help me move? Somebody goes,
I got a bad back, right, sure you do.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
So I go over.

Speaker 13 (55:18):
He has this old school air conditioner, but I'm not kidding.
It's the size of this desk, right, And he goes,
can you lift it and put it in the dumpster?
I said, sure, man, okay, no problem, no healthy.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (55:28):
Well he's on the first or he's on the second floor.
So I'm walking down the stairs. It's five hundred degrees
in West holly Wood. I'm dripping sweat. It's scratching my arms.
I can barely hold this stupid thing.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I put it in. I put it in the huge dumpster.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
Right.

Speaker 13 (55:40):
I go back to my apartment. Literally ten minutes later.
Right here, I hear knock on the door, right, and
he goes, hey, I go I'm out of breath.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
I'm drinking water. And he goes Hey, I go, what's up, dude?
He goes, He goes, do you think I left my
keys in the dumpsters?

Speaker 9 (55:59):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Watch you to crawl dumpster.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
He goes, can you take it out? Can you take
it out and see if I left my keys are there?
And there's crap, there's tons of crap in the dumbster.
I looked at him.

Speaker 13 (56:11):
I said, I don't know you from sideways. I said,
but respectfully, go f yourself and I shut the door.
I swear to god. He just started laughing walking down
the stairs.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Well, yeah, no, wonder you called him nerves.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
It's the legend of nerve nerves.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, yeah, neighbors.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Oh it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Aren't you about to have a birthday next month?

Speaker 9 (56:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Really yeah, happy birthday, Brady.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Yep, Michael Jordan's second number.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, you're still a child.

Speaker 13 (56:41):
Well it's funny you say that. I feel like a child.
You know, I got that Peter Pan syndrome. If you will,
and you have a child, you have a little and
I have a little girl. Yeah she's great. Yep, she's
catching up to me.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
And what are you learning from your little girl for
your comedy?

Speaker 9 (56:56):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Just a pay child support on time.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
That's not funny if you don't, no, it's not.

Speaker 13 (57:03):
And also, trying to have FaceTime with a four year
old is literally impossible. It's impossible. It's just noises and sounds.
It's not like, so, how's your birthday going? She just
literally makes faces and then gets real close to my
it's real close to the you know, the camera, and
then that's it.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
That's our that's our whole card. Hold she's four four. Yeah,
so did you change her diapers when she was Oh? Yeah,
oh yeah, we did the whole thing too on my kids.
I made sure I was the first one to change
the first diaper.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 13 (57:31):
I literally when we first had my daughter, I was like,
you sure, it's mine? You know what, Hey, listen, we're
always making jokes.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Well, if you change a boy's diaper, you have to
have your hand as a splash guard, sure, because sometimes
they'll pee on you. Yeah, like a sprinkler.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Yeah yeah, No. The scary part was when you have
a brand new, newborn baby.

Speaker 13 (57:52):
One minute you're sleeping, the next minute it's screaming, and
it's literally like a haunted house. You're like you get
up and you're just like, what is that what is that?
And then you forget you had a baby and you're like,
oh crap, I got a baby. Got so yeah, Big
four or five is coming up, and like I said,
I'm single. So ladies, if you're listening, pick me up.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Well you should. You shouldn't be feeling old at forty five. No,
not at all.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
No.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
I mean I'm in great shape. Careers, you know, pretty good.
We're always on the road making money. So that's that's
because I want to shield like this to promote you. Well, hey,
you know what, I will only do it because I
love you, guys.

Speaker 14 (58:27):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
And also I want to come see Frank Kelly endo. No, really,
come on in if you want to.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I am.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Yeah, he's going to be at the Addison Improv on Thursday,
but he's gonna come in Wednesday morning, so you should
join us.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
I shall we'll have an impression off if you will.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Can you do some great impressions? Which was your favorite? Uh?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Of course? My go to is Mark Wahlberg all the time.

Speaker 12 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (58:48):
Yeah, he's like, you know, I'm because I watched I
watched that happening the other day with Mark Wahlberg. It's
an old school, old school movie. What's m night, Shyamalan
and I go, why does Mark Wahlberg? And every movie
is in hellways, he's out of breath, any PiZZ everyone everything.
Everyone says yeah, right, So he's like white Step the trainer,
White Step the trainer. We lost contact, he lost contact. Yeah,

(59:13):
we just said that. He just said that he left contact,
and he goes, who you lose contact with everyone? You
lost contact with everyone? Yes, Mark, Yes, yeah, we lost
contact with everyone.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Next question, you did it better than the guy on
Saturday Night? Why?

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Yeah, Well you know that was the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
I mean I don't know where they got it from.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Okay, do you need to leave or you want to
stick around? Let's stick around for a lot?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Okay, sure, with Brady Matthews coming up on the ball
and then Yo Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five, Brady Matthews is here with us.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Thank you, guys, thanks so much, thanks.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
For having me.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Uh, okay, you have got to tell this story. Sure,
this story about about how you bet your buddy to
slide in a men's room pee trough. Now, for those
of you that don't know, sometimes you have urinals ladies
and then you have this big, long metal trough. My
pisses in.

Speaker 13 (01:00:13):
Yeah, well this is this is old school Wrigley Field,
so this is like mid nineties. I think you can
still smoke in the stands, you know. And it was
dollar Margarita Day and we all skipped school basically that day.
And I'm talking college of course. We all skipped classes
and we got pretty lit up. We were all pretty

(01:00:34):
lit up. I mean, because you go to the bars
before and then you go in and it's dollar Margarita,
so we had to give you somebreros and shirts come off.
First inning. Oh yeah, well so we go to the bathroom.
We're smoking a couple of heaters by the bathroom and
then we go in. My buddy Tommy's talking to some
people and I go, I bet you five dollars. You
can't slide through that trough, the pe trough with p yeah,

(01:00:57):
because here's yes, there's guys peeing because it's you know,
if it's end of the first inning.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
So he goes five bucks. I go, he was done.
I gave him five bucks.

Speaker 13 (01:01:06):
He gets up, We announce it and everyone goes five five.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
And he did it and he went threw it it
splashed off everyone. Oh god, everyone screamed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
We had a.

Speaker 13 (01:01:19):
Blast, and I told him I'd get all those drinks afterwards,
but of course we lied.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
We didn't pay for one after that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Did you stay with them for the rest of the game.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
He's one of my very best friends.

Speaker 13 (01:01:28):
He must have smelled like, yeah, yeah, and I think
he I think he met his wife after the game,
but he's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Yeah, no, it's all over me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
For five dollars, that's what's crazy. It would cost a
lot more than five.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
You know, it's for the love of the game, if
you will.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, you know what I mean, love of the game.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Yeah, oh god, ye, yeah, it's brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Okay, now, when your dog was still alive, did you
get your pet supplies from pet Coke? Because I'm you
got a story about a woman that works there.

Speaker 13 (01:02:02):
Well here's the thing, okay, so yeah, not to bring
up my dog again, but my dog buckets was great.
I was used taking to Peco because when I lived
in West Telly, that's what you do. And also there's
super hot women there, so we would go to Peco.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
And this is the true story. There's this lady outside.

Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
Her name's Janie and she smokes a thousand cigarettes and
she stopped me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
And it was hot out that day.

Speaker 13 (01:02:22):
It was super hot, and I was trying to bring
my dog in and you could feel like cold air
through those through the doors opening and closing, and we're
trying to get in. Janis goes hold on, and I
was like, oh god, because sometimes she was to talk
to my dog. And she looks at my dog and
she goes, what's your name? Like the dog's gonna hit
totally yeah, And I go, I go, I have to
talk for my dog. Now, I go, oh, she's one
of those people that talk to your dog and you

(01:02:43):
have to talk for your dog, like eventriloquist. So she
looks at my dog, she goes, what's your name? And
I go, my name is Buckis, And she goes, do
you like treats?

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Buckets?

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
I go, yeah, Janis, of course I like treats. She goes,
what kind of treats do you like? I'm like all
the treats. I like all the treat She goes doing
tennis balls and said check. She goes like bully sticks, yes,
like figures?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Yes, I go where we go with this? Channis? Finally
I said, I got so upset I looked at her.
I go, you have great you have a great chest.
Do you ever get that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
But that was excuse you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I said, hey, don't look at me. He said it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:21):
Told you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Janis many recipes. That's one's for you, big guy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Brady Matthews, Buddy, Brady Matthews, A don't tell comedy in uptown.
It'll be live on YouTube, and then you're gonna be
Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas Comedy All right. Well, I'll be
back from Windstar Casino by that time and I'll come
see you win us some money. Oh and and come
in on Wednesday when Frank Colliando's here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
We'll have a we'll have an impression off. Okay, do
it to it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Brady Matthew, Thank you again, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Guys, you got girls got I'm rhythm. Be careful there
who on our takeas to go and see as he's
on Zai.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Scott Williams of Krim, Yes, God.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Scott Wada go man, I'm glad it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You and me both have mercy special thanks to Brady
Matthews for showing up. He's gonna come in on Wednesday
when Frank Caliendo is here in the seven o'clock hour,
and they said they would have an impression off.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Yeah, that's pretty ballsy of him, because Frank Carleando is
like a massive Oh yeah, he's so good, So that
is that is pretty ballsy of Brady. And Danny says
that he looks like an X like and can sound
like John Gruden.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
My favorite, my favorite. Of of course, all his impressions
are great, but for some reason, that's my favorite. It's
amazing how you can toward his face.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Yeah, to look like John.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
He really but he does that with all of his impressions.
When he's in studio or on a comedy show and
you see him, he really makes his face look like
who he's imitating.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
It'sible used to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Love it when him and Aries Spears would do Charles
Barkley and Shaquille O'Neills feels terrible. I's a terrible thing,
and Aris would cross one of his eyes. Oh man,
here's some news. Yes, Yolanda Saldivar. Oh yeah, she was

(01:05:23):
convicted of murdering Selena in nineteen ninety five. Well, guess what.
She has been denied parole by the Texas Board of Pardons.
The board determines Salvadar quote continues to pose a threat
to public safety and exhibited a conscientious disregard for the lives, safety,
or property of others.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Yeah, keep her locked up. Do you not let this
woman go?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah? Just like Mark David Chapman, if you ever let
him out, I'm gonna shoot him for shooting John Lennis.
Now Salivar, who managed Selena's fan club and boutiques before
being fired for embezzlement, fatally shot her at a Corpus
Christie motel. She'll be eligible for parole review again in

(01:06:08):
twenty thirty.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
So Selena was I mean, she was a goddess to
us when I was living in San Antonio and she
performed like weekend shows the Menuda Cookoff. So I loved Selena.
But when I first moved to Dallas, I was on
the air when we announced that she had been killed.
And I went on the air and I mentioned that
Selena had been killed in Corpus Christie and I get

(01:06:29):
all these phone calls. I was like, Celene Dion died,
No selenaa the Tohanto stars. Everybody was so upset because
they thought I was talking about Celine Dion.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yes, Selena Dion yes, oh man. Like I say, boy,
I'm glad it's Friday with me both.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
And we aren't done with the lone Star ticket window
just yet. Here on lone Star coming up this afternoon
with our buddy Jeff k. He has your chance to
win a family four pack of tickets to the Worth
four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May fourth.
We're gonna be broadcasting live. Jeff's gonna give away those
tickets around four forty here on Dallas fort Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
So lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
You know, one of my big regrets in life is
was that Rush didn't hire me to go Chub divisions.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Just that's all I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
They missed out on that Schoup division. By the way,
don't we have something from a former Rush member?

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
Yes, Rush guitarist Alex Lifson and his band Envy of None.
They're releasing their second album to day now. It's called
Stigian Waves, and it's the follow up to their self
titled debut back in twenty twenty two. Here's Alexleiveston telling
us that they were more unified and more confident in
recording this album, we.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Had a clearer idea of what we wanted to accomplish.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
We wanted to make a record that was a little
more compact. There's lots of variety on the record.

Speaker 12 (01:07:58):
It's rocking at times, it's heavy, it's funky, and it's
poignant and soft and hard and dark and bright, you know,
all of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Really happy with it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
But that's too much stuff to process now.

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
While there are no plans to tour and support of
the album, Alex Liveson says they've been discussing doing some shows,
so hopefully he'll come to North Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Wouldn't that be cool?

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
What's interesting is that they're releasing this album a week
after Rush fifty the box set was released.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Hey, Eric Clapton celebrating a milestone birthday this weekend. Bo
I know it's hard to believe, but Eric Clapton on
Sunday will turn eighty. I just can't picture him as
an eighty year old. To me, No, I'm still young,
Eric Clapton. All of our heros are getting older, yea.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
And so were we.

Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
The three time member of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame with the Yardbirds, Cream and as a solo
artist was born Eric Patrick Clapton in Ripley, England, on
March thirtieth of nineteen forty five. He was raised by
his grandparents and he never knew his father, and he
was a teenager when he learned that the woman that
he thought was his sister was in fact his mother.

(01:09:06):
Oh like Jack Nichols exactly now, Eric Clapton says he
is lucky to make music.

Speaker 14 (01:09:13):
I've always counted myself to be very fortunate to be
in a creative process that is easily understood at a
very very deep level.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
I mean, it's a gift that I am so grateful
to have been given.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
Oh yeah, he's a recovering alcoholic and drug abuser, as
you know, and he opened the Crossroads rehab Facility on
the career of being Island of Antiwa back in the
late nineties. He's done a lot of charitable appearances to
fund that rehab center. Now here's Eric Clapton talking about
becoming sober.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
I really found a great.

Speaker 14 (01:09:44):
Deal of enjoyment in becoming present in my own life
and being.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Responsible for myself.

Speaker 14 (01:09:50):
And before, as a practicing alcoholic, I had no time
for that, and I was very happy to blame circumstances
and other people and the world my dilemma. And now
I kind of enjoy taking responsibility for myself and growing.
And I may not be a grown up yet, but
I'm kind of on the road to that, and I

(01:10:12):
like it, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
A practicing alcoholic to some of us, it just comes naturally.
You're a professional life professional, and there's no slowing down,
even at eighty.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
He's going to be doing an eight night residency in
Tokyo on April fourteenth.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
I wish he'd come back to town.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Right right.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
Foreigner singer Kelly Hansen has revealed he will not be
touring with the band when they perform in Latin America
this spring, but a special guest will be stepping in,
Lou Graham, Foreigner's original singer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Did Kelly give any reason why he's not doing it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
No, he hasn't really alluded to what's going on in
this world. But lucky Latin America to be seeing Lou
Graham on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
This tour is scheduled to begin on April twenty eighth.
We have all that information. Meanwhile, Foreigner is scheduled to
play the Chalk Talk is in Durant, Oklahoma, on October fourth,
and tickets for that show are available. Rhino has announced
that a newly remastered twenty fifth anniversary reissue of Don
Henley's album Inside Job from the year two thousand is
going to be out May twenty third, and as part

(01:11:17):
of the release, they've released the first single, taking You Home,
which we have up and you can check that out. Finally,
talk about being distracted bo a dog walker keeps walking
even after the dog he is walking slips out of
the leash, and it takes him a while before he
realizes he's just walking an empty leash.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Well, wouldn't that be some kind of pull that he
would think that he was on his phone and he
was just like thought he was walking the dog, but there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Was no dog on the end of the leash.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
What are you doing? I'm walking?

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Oh hell?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
It took him a while to figure it out.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
We have the video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
You know love is never on time? Are you referring
to Debrah? When you're ready?

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Is it not yet?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Come on? Bless her heart?

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
But she always looks great when you guys go out. Yes,
so it's worth the way bo Rock Island and profiling. Okay,
glad we made it to Friday. Good job, Brady Matthews
coming in. Yeah, Danny Miles filling in for AO today
and he'll be with us on Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
AO.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
We'll be back on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Yeah, good job.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Then Danny Day, Now you're heading up to Oklahoma and
Lucas Oil Live boat and said.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Darryl Hall tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Yes. I Well, here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Daryl Hall was supposed to be on this show and
he canceled at the last minute. So the lady at
Lucas Oil Live said, well, we feel bad about that.
Why don't you come up. I'll give you a free
night in the hotel.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Does it okay?

Speaker 14 (01:12:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Twist my arm a great show. I've heard great things
about his concerts. Oh yeah, I've never got to see you.
Haul and Oaks. I saw them a long long time ago,
like in the eighties. And I really want to see
Daryl Hall because we had John Oates on the show
one time and he was kind of a prick.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Well, you know, I don't think they're talking anymore, probably
because of that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Probably because of that, because Darryl was the one with
the talent yellow. By the way, on Monday, you will
get to pick your ticket. You can choose between tickets
to see John Lennon one to one in imax. That's
him and you'll go yeah. Or you can have tickets
to see the Arlington Renegade.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
They kick off their season tomorrow. Yeah at chalk Faw Stadion.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
So whichever one, of course you don't pick, goes into
the ticket window at eight four days. How exciting for
sports fans this weekend. You've got college hoops at sports
barres across the Metro Flex.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
You've got the Rangers playing the Red Sox, and you
got the Renegades FC Dallas playing Fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Hey, Guden's up, guns up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
All right, y'all, have a great weekend. We'll see you
on Monday. Hi, I got to be such an idiot. Actually,
I'm just talking hypothetically. I'm embarrassed both of us.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Hey, if you're afraid of looking stupid, you'll never have anything.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
You want me to bend omous. You can smack them
with that paddle.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Are you crazy? I thought that menu were nuts?

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Are you nuts?

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
These people are nuts? That guy is nuts. You're nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
They're kind of nuts. Are you nuts?

Speaker 9 (01:14:23):
I'm not?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
Nuts?

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Have him now?

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Wait wait nuts ball? Wait yes, my dad, now it's
day Start with I have a lot of anger.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
He's gone beetle again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Oh I do love that show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Without you, there's no show that the show, there's no
celebration of songs are very catchy, very catchy. Can't get
the feeling out of my head.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Annoying point with Special.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
I don't want to be cooped up in that office.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Get well, you guys and dolls.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Have a great Wikendhi Hi by