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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Grass.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
There's a government survey.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Their films have earned over two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
The folks rock rock mediums talked out about it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Are you sure we're going the right way? We're in
the middle of nowhere, we're southwest of nowhere. We're not
in the middle yet. So is this a documentary or
a movie? I don't know, man. All we can do
is be funny, my dragon. Okay.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Back in the day, comedians weren't respected, and we weren't
afraid to.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Get gross with them. Hey, this is what they really
laugh at. What do we call ourselves? Richard and Tommy? No,
she too, Chong. We were making up this method as
we were going along. I got the TP quarters set.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Up, Dank, come on that open.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I think there's not here already. I'm gonna go Moore charge.
When the movie comes out, it's a giant hit giant.
It's not hard to see what dogs do to you
make it rich. Put the money in.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Success might spoil them.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You still won't grow your mustache back?
Speaker 8 (01:21):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Drive me not.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
We're no longer partners.
Speaker 9 (01:25):
Nothing lasts forever, Timmy, nothing lasts forever.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I never met anybody who quite like him.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's very painful sometimes because he's my best friends.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, cheats himself, all that stuff that happened. Why we
just study calling. Come on, baby, I'll get a ride.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Let's boom the old Stone Jars.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
How far were you to come? Got a joint? Oh?
I think I dropped some gumni.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, you probably figured out that is Cheaching Chong.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That is the trailer from their latest movie, and it's
probably gonna be their last movie because it's called Cheach
and Chong's Last.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Movie, and it's going to be out April twenty fifth,
which is a Friday.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Bus There is a special pre screening of it on
four twenty all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why am I? Why am I not surprised at all?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean they.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Can't not screen it on Fords. Hell no, I can't wait,
you guys, I gotta see this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I wish Tommy Chong would come to town soon. He's
writing on this show many times, and I love to
talk to him about this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Have you ever seen his stand up show? I've never
seen it. Oh yeah, yeah, several times.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He used to have his wife Shelby and they do
a little ballroom dance at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of the film.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, today he is ask us Stuff Day because of
a Walm.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Day and it's a very special ask of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Our old friend Frank Kelly. I know he's going to
join us in the seven o'clock hours. What we should
have him do? Actually, Anna came up with this idea.
We'll spend the impression wheel, We'll read the question and
he has to answer it in the voice of whatever celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
See how that was got fun?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All right? Didn't see Frank? And well he was here
last year?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, last July? Was it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Really?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
He was at the Addison Improv last July, And he's
going to be at the Addison Improv tomorrow night, but
he's joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh okay, so he's not there for the whole weekend.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
No tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He just comes in and does the show and goes
on to the next week. He's a superstar.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Such a great.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Show too, really does one of the best I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
What are we celebrating today, Yes, Bob, what are we celebrating.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
National Love your Produce Manager Day? What if you manage
to keep the bugs and germs off my vegetables and fruit,
I'll show you some love. I won't won't tongue kish
or anything, but I'll show you some.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Will you touch their melons?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sure, will their cucomers. If they'll hold still, I will
National Ferret Day fer animal. Yes, it's a day to
educate the public to respect this lively, intelligent companion animal,
the domesticated ferret. Although I don't know one person who
has a domesticated ferret, that doesn't mean some of you
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don't have one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So as long as it doesn't bite on it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
One on social media and they dress him up. He's very,
very cute.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
I thought I wanted one at one point in my life,
and then I found out more about their pooh oh.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah and I passed and their behavior.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
They stinky ass t yeah, not solid. It's like mushi,
and it's the length of their body and hook. I
don't want one that bad. I didn't want one that
bad before. Now you really put a period National Peanut
Butter and Jelly Day.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I know some of you remember when you were bugging
your mom for something to eat and she would make
you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich just to shut
you up. Thanks Mom, and Peter Pan or Jiff whichever.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
When I was a cheerleader, we actually had a peanut
butter and jelly cheer. It's peanut, peanut butter, jelly peanuts
to do that in the first grade.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
Hey, maybe we could play the peanut butter and jelly
baseball bat song from Family Guy sometime soon.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, let's move on Reconciliation Day, which means we'll try
to reconcile with you tomorrow. If the show isn't funny
you or entertained today, however, we have a good idea
it might be. And it's National Day of Hope. We
have high hope for this show will be funny and
entertained today, especially because Frank, we're gonna laugh. And finally,
it's International fact Checking Day. As we've known for the
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past few years. Some people really don't want to be
fact check because they know they're a lot, but they
don't think we know they're lying. Guess what we do
know you're lying, and now we know what kind of
low lives they are. We're not stupid, so quit treating
us like we are.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And now social media is not doing any fact checking,
So those lies just linger out there.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, in the universe.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I wonder where most of them are coming from. I'm
not sure why'd.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You look at me when you say no, I ain't
talked about you. I was looking I was looking.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
At the camera, acting to quick Okay, actually just making
a statement. Okay, so Sports of All sorts coming out?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh man, you and.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Te loss, Yes they did a bit, damn it. But
we also have other sports to talk about. So as
you know, this is the part of the show when
we have to kind of stretch out and puff the vertebrae.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Let's quick reminders seven to fifty. Pick your ticket. We
have those tickets to the John Lennon documentary or tickets
to see your Arlington.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Renegade, and we'll be playing juice your news. Are you ready, Yes, sir,
here we go because this time up Showtime Dallas for
Worst Classic lone Star ninety two to fives. She's like
a rainbow and every color is a different emotion. You
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just don't know which color is coming after you time,
very true, bo trying to overthink it. Okay, it's time
verse Sports of All Sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Watch you buy the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Entering tonight's home game against the Atlanta Hawks, the Dallas
Mavericks have used to whopping forty three different starting lineups
this season right due to injuries, trays, and illness. Thus,
when the MAVs had a rare full practice session on Tuesday,
coach Jason Kidd said it was much needed in order
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to get his players on the same page and accustomed
to playing with each other.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Isn't that what they've been trying to do all along? Yeah,
you'd think, yeah, what's all.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Also a good thing for the Matvs is the possible
return of center Derek Lively, who he's missed thirty six
games since suffering from a stress fracture in his right
ankle on January fourteenth. Game against the Denver Nuggets. Tip
off tonight at the American Airline Center is at seven thirty.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The unt men's basketball season came to an end last
oh man. Yeah, they lost sixty nine to sixty seven
to the University of California Irvine in the NIT Semifinals.
You see, Irvine will now face Chattanooga in the NT
finals tomorrow night in Indiana. Chattanooga beat Loyola eighty to
seventy three to punch their ticket to the finals. So
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you know, somewhere in Chicago. One hundred and five year
old sister Jean, Loyola's most faithful fan and the team's
chaplain for years and years, was yelling at her TV
after her team lost. Bless her heart.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was thinking about her just as you were telling that.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Yeah, yeah, she is their biggest fan. I love her
to pieces. With Unt's loss, that means only one Texas
team remains bo the Houston Cougar's. They're in the Final
four and they will face Duke on Saturday at the
Alamodome in San Antonio. I know a lot of people
are making that road trip down to say right after
the Florida Auburn game. Houston will play tip off for
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that game. By the way, we'll be at five oh
nine Saturday afternoon, followed by the Houston Cougars game.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Go Cougar.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
So they're the only Texas team in the hunt.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
We've just watched them fall by the wayside.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
The Dallas Stars had a hell of a Monday night
and swept four game road trip, won their six in
a row Monday with a three to one win over Seattle.
The guys in Victory Green finished the month of March
at eleven two and two.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is the second best in the nh L. Not
bad at all.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Now, after the MAVs play at home tonight, they're gonna
get the wood out of the way. They're gonna put
the ice down to the Dallas Stars and be back
on their home ice tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Facing the Nashville Predators.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
These wins are keeping Dallas close to first place first
place Winnipeg, and they're also building a cushion on hard
charging Colorado.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, because we don't like Colorado.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
They've dashed our dreams too many times.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
They really know how to whack a puck man. In
the playoffs started today, the Stars in the Avalanche would
meet in the first round showdown, and having home ice
would be a very important factor to that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
The puck is going to drop Tomorrow Night's seven o'clock,
all right.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Nathan Eovaldi pitched a four hitter for the major's first
complete game of the season. Give him a dada for that,
and the Texas Rangers beat the Cincinnati Reds one to nothing.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Bounce back after that horrible loss.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It only takes one run. Eovaldi struck out eight and
walked none in his fifth career complete game. The right
hander through ninety nine pitches, seventy of them were strikes.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go Boy, they to go.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It was Evaldi's first shutout since April twenty ninth of
twenty twenty three against the Yankees and number three for
his career. Wyatt Langford homeward for Texas in the first
against Carson Spears, was only that was one run in
the game and that was all it took. Yvaldi retired
his first twelve batters, including five straight strikeouts during one stretch.
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Gavin Lux hit a lead off single in the fifth
for the Cincinnati's first base runner, but nothing came of it.
He didn't call home plate. The two teams play again
this morning at eleven forty, and then the Rangers pick
up and head back to Globalife Field for a series
against the Tampa Bay Rays beginning this Friday. And let's
talk about Jerry shall we Let's Cowboys owner and manager.
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Jerry spoke with reporters yesterday after the league owners meet
in Palmby's, Florida, to address some potential rule changes. They're
always trying to mess with it. While speaking to a
bunch of reporters, Jerry spoke largely about the latest updates
on the progress of Michael Parson's contract negotiations. Jerry said
he'd been talking directly to Parsons and not his agent,
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which I'm sure pissed his agent. Yeah, because he wants
to get paid. Harry went as far as to say
he didn't even know the agent's name, Parsons agent David Mugulita,
which is close enough.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's probably the trade.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
He is one of the most respected agents in the
industry and is responsible for securing the largest fully guaranteed
deal in NFL history for Deshaun Watson at two hundred
and thirty million. See because you know, Dak has his contract,
but it doesn't have two hundred and thirty million guaranteed,
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just a little less, just.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
He's still still overpaid. That's severely pissed off Parsons, who
went on social media to share his feelings and didn't
go so far as to maybe requesting a trade one
way or another. Micro will come out of this smelling
like a rose with a big ass contract as his fertilizer.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I hope so, I hope so well. It's finally draft month.
As the calendar turns to April, the NFL draft is
finally with insight time for me to take out my
WWJD bracelet with Jerry. Free agency is essentially complete and
trades have been made across the league. That just leaves
the draft as a final opportunity for teams to improve
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their rosters. Over three days towards the end of this month,
two hundred and fifty seven players will see their dream
realized by being drafted. The twenty twenty five NFL Draft
will take place from April twenty fourth through the twenty six.
For the first time ever, the NFL Draft is headed
to Green Bay, Wisconsin. Draft events will take place at
historic Lambeau Field, marking the second straight year where an
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NFC North team plays host. Detroit hosted it last year.
The draft will move on to Pittsburgh in twenty twenty six. Now.
The Tennessee Titans will have the first pick because they
sucked the most last season. Yes they did, in case
you were wondering. The Cowboys have the eleventh pick because
they sucked a little less last season, and of course,
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Jerry and the Cowboys are going to host a draft
party at The Star in Frisco, with events that Thursday
through Sunday. Unlike the Cleveland Browns, though they're having Journey
play at one of their draft parties. Oh, Jerry's gonna
have to step it up.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You don't think Jerry could have got somebody like Journey?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Come on, I think so.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But so far he's thinking, Well, with all I'm paying Deck,
I'm gonna have to get the new kids on the block.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Maybe we could have Deck play at the draft party.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Yeah, that'll be entertaining. It's around two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. And you can hire Journey too, you really can.
Oh yeah, well, let me get my check book out right.
All right, you guys remember an NFL player named Richard Sherman.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, Well he is the latest
NFL player whose home has been burglarized.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Man, there's been a lot. Well wait a minute, wait,
he's not playing anymore. No, he's retired, he's not out
on the road.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
And most of these athlete burglaries happened while the while
the guy is traveling.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Didn't they arrest the people that were responsible for that
burglary ring that was targeting like the Kansas City Chiefs
they did, so this must have been Randoms.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
A couple of guys from Chile.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I yeah, like a gang.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
This from the the evidence in the footage of the
guys that broke into Richard's house, it looks like they
are of the very serious grade of thief. The Super
Bowl champion posted photos in a video on social media
asking if anyone recognized three armed intruders that broke into
his house last weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Damn scary.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Sherman was three time All Pro and five time Pro
Bowl defensive back from twenty eleven and for ten years
running forward. He played for San Francisco and Tampa Bay,
and he helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl
in twenty fourteen. There have been several other cases of
athletes getting their homes busted into, but that's when their
team was playing on the road out of town. Sherman's
been retired from the NFL for almost four years. He
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didn't go in on the road anymore, so go figure.
Everybody just be careful and watch out for each other.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
And I think his family was at home at the
time at the R's and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They came in with guns.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh my god, Well that means you need a gun too.
I don't understand why.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
It must have been a really big house.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Both I guess so and an unprecedented event at Texas
Pro Wrestling is taking place this weekend. Oh Yeah, an
eight man tournament that will see eight pro wrestlers representing
the various regions of Texas to compete to prove who the.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Best in the state is. Brother Nice.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
The txb R TX eighth State Championship is being held
by New Texas Pro Wrestling Sunday in Austin. This is
the first year of the tournament and the first of
its kind in Texas independent wrestling.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Butler. One of the eight men who.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Will be representing the Dallas wrestling scene is Exodus Prime,
which is a great name for a wrestler. He is
one of the biggest local wrestlers. Exodus Prime, whose real
name is Michael Starks, has appeared several times on national
and TV for All Elite Wrestling, which comes on every
Wednesday night at seven o'clock on TBS, and I usually
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watch part of it before I go to bed.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Exodus Prime sounds like, you know one of those transformers.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Starks, who is from Oak Cliff, said it means the
world to him to report present Dallas in TX. Eight
wrestlers all over Texas and other parts of the country
who have been wanting to work around Dallas, where they
have multiple promotions running often as weekly or semi weekly
starts will be competing against Jack Callaway, who will be
representing Central Texas. Exodus Prime says fans can expect plenty
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of high flying, technical wrestling, and hard hitting action on
the map.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Noo I tried to do it my best. Jesse the
Body Ventura. Al Right, the freaking fool file. Next on
the Bow and Them Show.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Dallas for worst Classic are lone Star ninety two five.
Frank Calliando is going to join us here in just
a little while. But now it is six forty five
and time for the freaking full file.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Kong Thong which sounded like some kind of underwear you
would buy in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
In a sex show ladies lingerie.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
But Kong Thong is a remote village tucked away in
the hills of India. It has a uni unique centuries
old tradition where every single person born there is given
both a regular name and a song at birth, both
of which become their identity. Cong Thong was recently nominated
as India's number one recommendation for the United Nations World
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Tourism Organization's Best Tourism Villages contests both for the natural
beauty and hospitable dwellers, but also it's unique naming traditions.
The six hundred and fifty or so people who call
it home have a normal name that they use for
official purposes, but they have unique tunes composed for them
by their parents when they were born.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So the parents make up the song.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yes. Yes, These songs are made especially for them and
no one else and are used in their bearers names
throughout their whole life and die with them when their
time comes. Wow, they usually whistle their song oh okay.
Because everyone uses their song named locally, the unique community
has been come known as India's whistling village. Does that
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mean they whistle when they forgot the lyrics of their
own thongname known as Jigua la Bay, which literally means
Grandmother's song. The song name has been a tradition in
Kong Thong for as long as anyone can remember. How
cool is that the three tribes that call the village
home once believed that using songs for names while hunting
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kept evil spirits away and gave them good luck to
bring back something to eat us. You have a song,
what would your song name be?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm on a Mexican radio.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, I like that one too. I like that too.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Do you have one that comes to mind? Something with
Dwayne Almond playing slide guitar in the background. That's all
I know right now.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, because you don't have any lyrics, you can just
whistle it.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I like to hear guitar. I like to hear you
try to whistle some guitar. But good luck if you
go to Kong Thong.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Indie Kong.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
All right, let's travel to Poland from India. Wife robed
two banks while she was eight months pregnant, and she
duped her unwitting husband into being her getaway driver without.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Him knowing it.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Here's the story. Thirty seven year old Anna A not
to be confused with Anna d robbed two banks in
the Loveland region of Poland after being inspired by gangster
films that she watched during her pregnant Yea. So she
burst into the cooperative bank brandishing a knife and demanded
the cashier give her all the money in the drawer
before fleeing on foot with her haul. Some people in
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the bank at the time watched in confusion because it's
not every day that you see a woman with a
huge baby bump threatening a bank teller with a knife.
Police launched a large manhunt with road closures and search
dogs following the robbery, but officers were unable to find
the thief, who was described as short, female and very pregnant.
Two weeks later, Anna A targeted another bank of the
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same another branch of the same bank, but this time
she used a gun instead of a knife. She made
her husband an un witting accomplished when she told him
to pick her up after a checkup appointment at a
hospital across the street. In reality, he was acting as
her getaway driver from a parking lot near the bank
where she committed the first robbery. While coming through CCTV footage,
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investigators noticed that the thief looked like she was about
to give birth any second and managed to track her down.
She was arrested a day after the second robbery. Looks
like the baby's gonna be born in jail. Yeah, Jack,
won't be the first time.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
I hope they got ice cream and pickles in there
for good luck. Girl a man who's landed himself in
deep trouble down Under for allegedly violating Australia's nuclear non
proliferation laws.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
But he's not some kind of a criminal mastermind or
a wanna be Oppenheimer. He's not trying to blow up
the world. He's just a science nerd. Twenty four year
old Emmanuel Lynden was arrested at his parents' house where
he lives in Sydney after authorities discovered his attempt to
buy plutonium on the internet.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Just go to the plutonium store and get.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
Some, yeah, lex luthor, calm down there, we google that.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
So this guy, who's really just kind of an innocent,
harmless dude for the most part, he has pleaded guilty
and he faces up to ten years in Australian prison.
His lawyer is arguing that Lydden is not a doctor
evil type.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
But trying to take over the world. He's just a
science nerd.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
He's trying to collect every single element on the periodic table,
and his lawyer told the judge he didn't import or
possess these items with any sinister intent. It was a
manifestation of self soothing, retreating into his collection and that
could have been anything, but in this case he lapsed
on to the collection of the periodic table and that
includes plutonium for crisis.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Could he be so stupid?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Right Lydden is going to be sentenced in Australia on
April eleven.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well, at least they should sell it at a hardware Okay,
we go back to India. An Indian pensioner recently set
a bizarre new world record after allegedly spending an entire
hour staring directly at the sun without sunglasses and without
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blinking even once.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm serious surprised the boy can see his hand in
front of his face.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
The seventy year old retired government officer from India's Uttar
Pradesh state was identified as mister M. S.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Verma. I don't know what the MS stands for and
I don't really care.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
He apparently trained for his incredible feet for twenty five
years after being inspired by an Indian guru. After an
hour of staring directly at the sun, mister Verma's eyesight
was deemed normal and his overall I health was good too.
Look at that look not blinking or anything. I know
looks a little weird though. Now he managed to break
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the previous record, which was set a few years back
by another Indian man who managed to stare at the
sun without sunglasses without blinking for ten minutes. I remember
talking about that guy, but now that record has been
blown away by mister Verma. Verma told journalists that he
is ready to have his feet acknowledged.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
By the Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Still, there are some who swear by the health benefits
of that called sungazing, the practice of staring into the
sun without any kind of protection for the eyes, with
some gurus going as far as calling it a form
of free medicine. The rest of us call it painful
and extremely stupid.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I'm not gonna try it.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
No, no, no, I can't stare at the sun for
a second. No, yes, especially when I'm trying to figure
out where I'm going in the sunshn RN or.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Like when you're driving and the sun is in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's horrible. Yeah, but this guy stared at it for
an hour on purpose.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
What people will do to get in the record books?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Hey, coming up next hour, choose your news. You picked
the story Bow made up and you'll get to pick
your ticket. Choose between a family four packet time gets
to see the John Lennon documentary One to one and
I'm act or a four pack of tickets to see
the Arlington Renegades this Sunday when they face the Houston Roughnecks.
Choose your tickets and choose your news on Lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The man should you buy now? He's not going through it? Dallas?
What ors Classic rock?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Loan Star ninety two Look, it's my brother from another mother,
mister Frank Kelly.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, no, I'll clap for myself. I'm clapping for myself.
That's all right. You deserve it, right, your own hype man?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Why not? Why not? That saves money?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Right Kelly Endo is at the Addison improv Just tomorrow night?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Right? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Wait? Yeah? Is it tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow, Thursday night.
I don't know what day.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I have no idea. I got off the plane last
night thought it was Monday. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Well, we appreciate you waking up early and being with us.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, okay, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yes, you would caught me lying again bo lot of
eyes Okay, headphones on backwards?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Can they be on backwards?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think they were. I think they were. I think
they were, and now they are.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm just you used to having the chord on this
on my left ear?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, Usually it says line L and that goes to
the left ear. But they said one to eat. Okay,
let's do the thing. Come on, all.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Right, if somebody cares about our chords, they want to
hear some voices, it's ask a Stuff Day where I'm
not doing that. I'm show ask the stuff Day is
when people can call you ask your stuff hotline, leave
a question. So I've got the answers for you. Okay,
thank goodness, because I know nothing. Okay, here's the first question.
(26:49):
Then we're going to spin the impression wheel and you
have to answer it as that celebrity. Okay, yeah, here's
your first question.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Hey is Michael. I'm just wondering, who is it that
made April first, the full day and the following year?
Did they say I was just kidding later?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Okay, So let's split a pretty good dressian wheel and
see what voice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Comes up here.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Come on round and rounded gold, big money, big money.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
There you go, and it lands on Morgan Freeman Morgan, Yes,
April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The story goes back to the fifteen hundreds in France,
when the Julian calendar established by Julius Caesar was replaced
with the Gregorian calendar, introduced by This is the funniest
bed of music behind Morgan and I.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Never heard it might be a little too late.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well here we go, introduced by Pope Gregory and still
used in most parts for the world. In the old
Julian calendar, the new year began on April first, but
with the new Gregorian calendar, the new year was set
that music is really messing. The new year was said
to begin on January first.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Let it go, but it's your show. It as you
see fit, which is usually pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, news did not please don't interrupt Morgan Freeman as
he speaks about No, you're doing a great job. Once again,
it is your show, and I just remembered you could
cut me off, Thank you, Morgan. News did not always
travel fast in those days, so not everyone got the
word out at the start of the new year changing
to January first. They kept celebrating it on April first,
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and they were widely mocked as April fools.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
A right.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
All right, here's the next question.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Why is a baseball head coach called a manager and
why do they wear the team's uniform where all other
sports coaches wear street clothes.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Okay, let's spin the wheel again and see what pression
and Frank Calliando is going to answer that question.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
As so many voices that come out of this, many.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Land on George W. Bush.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
All right, guys, let's go uh, why does people in
case people forgot to find what was going on here
while the wheel was spinning. Why does baseball have a man?
A manager? Uh, which I like to talk to because
they got my order wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's a gification, man, that's a joke, I got. The
baseball term.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Manager, which is short for managification, evolved from historical context
where the role encompassed, like that's a real word, broader
responsibilities than simply coaching, including team administration and game day strategy, strategy, strategification, stratification, gratification.
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Why while coaches focus almost thought that was a.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Bad word there depends on how you.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Say yeah yeah on player development and on field instructification.
In early days baseball, the manager was often a player
who handled the operations details of the team.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Seems like we're saying the same thing again. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Blah blah blah, YadA, YadA, YadA. That's a Seinfeld reference.
Baseball teams often have coaches who specialize in specific, specific,
specific specification, specification fied areas that now turned to porky pick.
But that's all folks such as heading, pitching and base
runifications tell you.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, awesome, Let's do another one. Here. Can we get
some longer answers to read you? It's one of these
an entry in Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Try to be thorough with our answers.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I got you have you that you are? Okay? All right,
here's one for you. Here's another one.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Can you sell a car in Texas without the cell
are signing the title?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Huh? Well, that's been the refreshing way up. Pull out
short answers, Yes, long answers, but you might have it
is okay, lands on Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
All right, So here's the deal. Can you sell context
without having them do the title thing?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
So in Texas, I guess which is where we are.
Everything's bigger here. You cannot legally sell a car without
the owning owner properly signing over the title as the
proof titles proof of ownership, and the buyer needs to
register the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Texas mandates.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Texas Law mandates, although Texas sometimes does mandate other things,
that the title be transferred to the new owner, whether
through private sale or dealership, to ensure the proper I'm
just belching out the lines here. That's what Robert Downey
Junior does. Drinks it Pana Sota and gets it out.
The seller must sign the back of the title to
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transfer ownership, and the buyer we'll need which, by the way,
Stark Industries bought everything. We'll need this sign. I'm not
even reading the sentences anymore. I'm just kind of mumbling
my way through it. Failing to transfer the title can
result in the cellar being held responsible for tickets, told violations,
or even crimes committed with the.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Vehicle, and then we would need to call iron Man.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, thank you iron Man.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That I more with Frank Kelly Endo coming up on
the ball and then jel.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yes you are Dallas.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
What was Classic rock lone Star ninety two five and
Hurricane Frank Kelly Endo.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Who's in here today?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, Indeed, the Addison Improv tomorrow night for one show, only.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
One show, just one show Thursday night. That's it.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
And then I'm on my way to uh to Houston.
So oh yeah, and I'm in Houston on the improv
there on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Do you do any radio when you go to Houston?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, a whole bunch. Nothing's as good as being on.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
The stop it okay, okay, everything's better than being what
do you want?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Which way do we want me to go? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
So it's asking stuff today and Frank Kellando. We're going
to spin the impression wheel and see how Frank does.
So here is the next question.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I know what a cassity belt is and what a
huge for, but how do they use the bathroom when
they have one of the casheat belt? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, Well let's spend the impression wheel and see what
we come up with.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
You. Oh, I hope it lands on the one that's
double duties.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Let's see, we had a couple of double duties on here.
This whole show is a double duties. That one coming
from them. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
He did, Yes, Trump and Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The question, Well, that's a great question.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
We have the best questions and it's probably going to
be a tremendous answer.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Don't you think, Joe, he's asleep. Okay, so folks, come on,
folks are trying to answer the questions. Are the thing
with the guy? I like what he does with his eyes. Okay,
I'm gonna take over here, Elin, What do you think
you know? Okay? Okay.
Speaker 12 (34:24):
Chasity belts actually had an opening made for the urination
in Powel. I can't believe I'm reading. This is some
of the bestuff I've ever read. Movements, the urination and
Powell movements. And if you look up images of the
old medieval chasity belts, which are tremendous images, they're some
of the best. And you see how good how you
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could go to the restroom. And I don't believe they
called them restrooms back then, but a lot of people
are talking about it and how you would deter someone
from having sex because many of them had these jagged edges,
some of the worst edges.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
When I was a young man grew up in scran Pennsylvania,
we didn't have jagged Everything was rounded because we invented
the wheel, young man, Lang the wheel.
Speaker 12 (35:10):
Come on, Okay, that's trendus grabbing some Denis bones, and
so if you tried any funny business, your little friend
would would be shredded. You have to have those teeth
in them, yes, like like a like a bear trap
in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Isn't yours like mushroom shaped?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well?
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Yes, and super Mario tried to jump on it.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
But it's the same thing on the front and back,
isn't it. So if you had that little jagged thing
would have come out like a playdo fun factor?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Who oh, you even lost me? Come on, sorry, Joe,
what are you doing? Okay, what are you doing? All right?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Oh, here's a real stupid one for you.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Finally, hold on, I'm sorry I talked over the question.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We're talking about glasses for chickens.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
It's rose colored glasses for chickens.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Tell me who makes them and why they're used.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
That would be great. Okay, rose colored glass. I remember
talking about that. Let's spin the wheel.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Let's really.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Rounded, rounded goals coming to us stuff right now? Oh,
it's another duo, really, Charles Barkley.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Can you do shack too? Even though Arie Spears is
not he of course?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Okay, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neill answering that question.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, knuckle here and chicken our glasses aka chicken specs,
chicken goggles or pickguards.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And then I dunk on everybody small eye glasses for chickens.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And feather picking accountabilism, which is what I would do
if I were still playing some some am made of
metal and others are made from rose colored lenses. This
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, but the
rose Where's Jared Jones?
Speaker 12 (37:17):
I have I've been ready, I've been ready to go,
and we will talk about uh these chicken eye glasses
chicken out which I have been wearing for years.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's why you see so terrible during the draft. Sometimes
it can be terrible, terrible. Yeah, rose coloring. I forgot.
I was in the middle of three of them. Can
we go back to Robert Towny jer How about me?
I didn't get to talk.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
About I'm still trying to get away from Boler. I'm
glad we finally got to the intelligence stuff of the show. Okay,
so what were you doing? It's not your turn. I
forgot who it was again. Then we were okay, we're
back and we're doing a great job, and we're.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Trying to get this.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
It's not it's not your turn, guys.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
The rose colored blocks, the sight of blood on the chickens,
which is better for them, the head cut.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
And as far as companies, there's a bunch of companies
that make these chicken eye glasses stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
I don't see the chicken are they are their glasses
like I'd rather like goggles. I think those like the
rex specs. Kahreim Abdul. What about a monocle? I like, yeah,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Pecking? Only pecking a single eye out from now? Chicken
eye glasses eye glass.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I mean chicken eye glasses and chested the belts. Welcome
to the bow show ahead.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
It's a show and a lot of people, a lot
of people are talking about the chicken chastity belts and
we're saying they're not gonna either because you're trying to
get the eggs.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Joe, have you seen the eggs?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Yeah, let's find some last Easter. Great job, clapping myself again. Man,
it's good to see you, my brother. Hey, thanks for
having me. Yeah, well, your family, you come in here
anytime you want to thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
For indulging us this morning. I'm letting us run you
through this and then like family, I uh stay longer
than I'm welcome. No, you don't. You can't do that here,
but thank you guys for having me. And uh improv
what thursdayorrow night?
Speaker 5 (39:23):
That's tomorrow Tomorrow night and improv tx dot com is
how you get those tickets right or you can call it.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
You can still call it.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yes, all of it is trying to be a sold
out show, and we'll have all the information up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
On our page selling out, just like I sold out
years ago.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Plea, no hog hand them out. I know the show
can be a little rough. Okay, coming up, we're gonna
let you pick your ticket. Choose between tickets to see
the movie one to one John and Yogo, or you
can have tickets to see the Arlington Rennegade Choctaw Stadium
this Sunday when they play the Houston. Of course, which
(40:00):
one you don't pick goes into the ticket with the
Rednecks and the roughnecks redneck, yes, well they are rednecks.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
From Houston.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I got good friends in Houston. But I'm still gonna
call him the rednecks every time they play.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
We had Frank in here a minute ago and we're like,
where are you going next? And he goes Houston and
I almost said I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Okay, now it's time for the educational part of the view.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's time blaw.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
And we're gonna start with something that's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Did you know? Val Kilmer just died.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
He was the versatile actor who played fan favorite Iceman
and Top Gun. He donned a cape as Batman and
Batman Forever that was a big mistake, and portrayed Jim
Morrison in The Doors. He died last night of pneumonia
at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Now.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
His movie career took off in the early nineteen nineties,
starring alongside Kurt Russell and Bill Paxton in nineteen ninety three's.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Tombstone, Yeah Excellent.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
He played Doc Holliday and my favorite scene in the
movie is when Johnny Ringo is twirling his pistol around
to try and intimidate him, and Doc Holliday drinks what's
left in his cup and starts twirling it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
On his firing shop. That is funny.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
He was also Elvis's Ghost.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And True romance. That's right.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
He was a bank robbing demolition expert in Michael Mann's
nineteen ninety five film Heat with al Pacino and Roberts.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That was a movie too.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Now, this guy would throw himself into parts completely. When
he played Doc Holliday in Tombstone, he filled his bed
with ice for the final scene to mimic the feeling
of dying from tuberculos. Yeah, so that he would be
shaking and he was dying, because apparently you shake when
you die.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
From there, he was pale and clammy and shivering.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
To play Jim Morrison in the Doors, he will our
leather pants all the time, supposedly even slept in them
and asked castmates not to call him vow but call
him Jim Morrison the whole time.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Did he do all the singing in that movie too.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Just like Joaquin did the Johnny Cash vocals he too. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
So sad to see him go. But he had battled
throat cancer. Yeah, not once, but twice.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
So it makes me think.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Tomorrow on Fun with Music Day, you're gonna have to
identify a movie theme from one of Val Kilmer's movies too.
Here's something else we can move on. With Did you
know Cleopatra was not Egyptian? No, she was the queen
of Egypt. Was he not Egyptian? She was the last
pharaoh of Egypt. But ethnically she was Macedonian Greek, believed
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to have descended from one of Alexander the Greats General Wow,
who got frisky one night and she came out. The
term gypsy was created because people thought they were for Egypt.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
They weren't. They were actually from northern Endy Egypt.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Egypsy.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Did you know hurricanes spin counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere
and clockwise in the southern Hemisphere because of a phenomenon
called the corealis effect.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
I did not know this.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's like toilets.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Toilets will spin clockwise in America, but if you go
below the equator they spin the other way so crazy.
It still gets the job done, though I try not
to look at it. Yeah, I don't want to know.
Oh no, corn, healthy, healthy poop. Well you think I
(43:43):
am a Houston redneck or something.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Here's one.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Did you know the following people have all killed someone
in a car accidently?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, God, Matthew Brodrey.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
In Ireland, Keith Moon killed his chauffeur, Rebecca Gayheart, remember her.
Caitlyn Jenner killed somebody in a car, right, Vince Neil killed.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Neil killed the drummer from Hanoy Ross was riding with him.
They had been up all night parting.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
In tennis player Venus Williams and Howard Hughes.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
He killed somebody to all.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
He had to do is give the victims family a
bunch of money and they forgot it. Yeah, you know it.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
And you know what we call actors parts rolls? Why
because in the nineteenth century in France, the actors would
get their scripts on rolls of paper. Now you know,
all right, we're gonna play choose your news, even pick
your ticket next.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
On the bull in them shovels. A lot of strange people.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
You came to the right play downas what was classic
rock Loan Star ninety two five. I kind of played
that memory of Val Kilmer, who played Jim Moran, did
such a great job with it. To see that he died.
I thought he was a really good actor. Okay, we
have a chance for you to pick your ticket. Choose
between tickets to see the new John Lennon movie. One
to one John and Yoko, or tickets to see your
(45:10):
Arlington Renegades play the Houston Rednecks this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
And all you have to do to win is.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Choose your all right, So the number to call to
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine two five.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I have four headlines here. Three of them are.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Actual, honest to God headlines from past issues of the
Weekly World News. One of them is fake. Find the
fake headline. You get to pick your ticket now.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
My calendar says there's a theme this week. So what's
the theme?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
The theme is black holes? Who Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
So when Randy was here, say speaking of black holes,
how's your mom? He expected it everything. Yeah, So these
are all about black holes? Which one is the fake headline?
Speaker 8 (45:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Headline number one? Black hole at the center of our
galaxy is Satan's butt, says top physicist who has stunned
the scientific conference. Controversial Christian space scientist claims that's all
that's left of the damned human souls that have been
chewed up, digested, and defecated from the bowels of Hell.
(46:19):
Mysterious black hole, twenty four thousand light years from Earth
is believed to be the Devil's anus instead of a collack.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Star Satan's black butthole. I could be fake.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I could have made it up, you know, is the
fake headline? Headline number two. Small black hole from outer
space discovered at the bottom of Colorado's Royal Gorge.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
It will destroy us all, says scientists.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
A leading geologist claims to have found a sinister, tiny
black hole about the size of the head of a
pin west of the Canyon Day, Colorado. It gets a
little bigger every day, and it will eventually suck the
United States and everything else on Earth into its incredibly
dense core and kill us all.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Scary.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
That's very scary, or is it?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Headline number three.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
NASA satellite records the voices of angels singing coming from
the center of a massive black hole.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
Oh now, see, that's a beautiful story.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Heavenly coarus eerily emanating from a giant void in the
fifty one Galaxy, twenty million light years away. The Space
Agency recently recorded the voices several months after the Hubble
telescope pinpointed the location and transmitted spectacular photographs back to Earth.
This is the greatest scientific and religious discovery of all time.
(47:40):
Says a nerdy scientist. I don't know if he talks
that way even in this case of does or is it?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Headline?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Number four planet dissolving dust cloud from black hole is
vaporizing everything in its path.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
And it's headed to Earth. Oh, this is scary, scared stiff.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Astronomers have detected a mysterious chaos cloud that dissolves comets, asteroids, planets,
and entire stars coming in its path. The total annihilation
of our solar system is eminent, says astrophysicists.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So which one of those is the fake headline? Is it? Headline?
Number one?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Black hole at the center of our galaxy as Satan's butt,
says top physicists to a stun scientific conference. Number two
small black hole from outer space discovered at the bottom
of Colorado's Royal Gorge. It will destroy us all, says scientists.
Number three NASA satellite records the voices of angels singing
coming from the center of a massive black hole. Or
(48:37):
Number four planet dissolving dust cloud from massive black hole
is vaporizing everything in his path, and it's headed to Earth.
All right, here's my guest, that's your wrong.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
The wrong one.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, you got that one, right, Okay, that's okay, all right, Yeah,
now I can't get a Grand Slam, thanks loss, Yeah, okay?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one the chief You can figure it out. Boone of
them show which one is? Which one is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (49:12):
It's a headline number three.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Headline number three NASA satellite records voices of angels singing
from a black hole.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
So sorry, that's a real headline.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean so real.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
They don't have an American idol in heaven, so they
have to sing from black holes, I guess. So we
know it's not number three boning them? Joe, which one
do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Almost a number one? Number one? Black holes?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The center of our galaxy is Satan's butt.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, that that's the one I chose.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
And I knew that would get you.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yes, because it sounds like it's from the mind of
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It certainly does.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Okay, So here we are down to the last two.
They could almost get a Grand Slam.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yes, you could get a triple.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
But is it headline number two? Black hole from outer
space discovered at the bottom of Colorado's Royal gorget will
destroy us all or number four. Planet dissolving dust cloud
from massive black hole is vaporizing everything in this path,
and of course.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
It's headed to our earth. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Come on now, come on, bone them show, all right?
Which one do you think?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
What?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Number one? Number one that we already done? Number one?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Try again, number three, number three? Some of y'all, I'm
paying attention. Let's move on, Bone of them show all right?
Which one is it? Is it headline number two or
headline number four?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Give up there that was satan.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Yeah, hello, ball of them show, turn it, turn your
radio down now, okay, all right? Which one do you
think is the fake headline? Is it number two? Or
number four?
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Number four?
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Number four? That would be planet dissolving dust cloud from
massive black hole is vapor rising everything as bad?
Speaker 6 (51:03):
Got a triple bough?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Well, a triple is better than nothing, now that's true.
All right here, bon of them show by process of elimination.
It's not number one, not number three, and not number four.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
So which one is it? Number two? Number two?
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Way to go.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I'm trying to help you out here because this is
taken two damn wall.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
First of all, who is this versus Gil. What's up?
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Gil?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Now? Hang on?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Hang on there, Gil, you gotta pick your tickets.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Which one do you want?
Speaker 3 (51:38):
You want to take a see the new John Lennon
movie or see the Arlington Renegades on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I'd like to see the New John Lennon.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Okay, that means we will have the Arlington Renegade tickets
at the eight forty ticket window. Hold on, Gil, we
gotta get some information from you and then we'll hook
you up.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
All right, All right, let's here for Gil Way to God.
All right.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
You know we aren't the only ones opening up the
lone star ticket window today. While we have that family
four pack of tickets to see the Arlington read the gates,
Jeff k has tickets to Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin evening
May twenty first at the Majestic Theater in Dallas. He'll
give those away around four forty right here on Dallas
for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
You know, this time of the morning, traffic is all
tied up, isn't it. Yeah, that can be really frustrated
when you got to get somewhere, and you got to
get to it really really soon. And I smell lither
It means it's time for the Mistress of the.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Highways and the byways.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yes, sir, it's time for traffic and bondage, went on
one and only Lynda.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Well, well, if it isn't time for your morning to
wake up? Slap bow?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (53:00):
Yes? And now one for a ho two?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (53:06):
Did that hurt you?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Boy?
Speaker 6 (53:09):
And you guys thought you were the only ones who
could give a wake up flap again?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh damn it?
Speaker 6 (53:16):
Well look a here, bo, I whipped up something very
special for you this morning. Lift up the lid for
your breakfast. Oh eggs, Yes, oh my god, egg I
know how much you love them.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Up anything but eggs. Whip me. I'll take it.
Speaker 6 (53:35):
I just love to torture you, all right, bo Are
you ready for some knock knock jokes?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Knock joke?
Speaker 6 (53:42):
Yes, don't look at my knock Okay, okay, okay, okay,
knock knock?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Who's there?
Speaker 6 (53:47):
Jamaican?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Jamaican?
Speaker 6 (53:50):
Jamaican? Me want to whip you? Knock knock?
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Who's there?
Speaker 6 (53:58):
Moana? Maana Malanna shock you?
Speaker 3 (54:07):
All right?
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Let's look at that drive. Oh, dear me, Well, we
have a lot of gridlock in downtown court words. Traffic
is bumper a bumper. It is all tied up. Are
you ready to be tied up? Let's see if we
can leave some rope burns on those rest of yours.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Jesus, I love to see you hog tied.
Speaker 6 (54:34):
In Dallas on Grady Nipple Road.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
I'm sorry I have to interject. It's great. Nib okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Traffic is out of crawl in Dallas due to a
little fender bender. Someone was rear ended. Oh yeah, that
driver is butt hurt, you know what I mean. And
we have it slowdowns on the Bush and Plano. A
car slammed into a barrio. Oh, they're gonna have some
(55:06):
major whiplash. Did I say whiplash? Yeah? Again and again.
O geez, hope you're driving to work? Is oh so painful.
I'm Linda lash with your traffic in Bondu.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
That's gonna leave some scars. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
Lone Star ninety two five Dallas for Wars Classic Rock.
Lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 11 (55:37):
That is the first song on the first side of
the first album I ever bought with my own money.
Speaker 6 (55:45):
How many times did you listen to it over and
over and over.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
Agin, I still listen to it over and over and
over again. Yes, it's one of my favorite albums of
all time. The album was called Younger Than Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Do you remember how much it costs back then? Bro,
I'm curious. It was like two night something, and that
was a lot.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
Back then.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
My great aunt on the record shop called the record Shop,
and when the Beatles albums came in, she got those
in bolt, so I'd always get a free one or
a free Stone's album or whatever.
Speaker 6 (56:13):
And then you got into radio and you always got
a free one.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, that's true. I had to steal those.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
But that Younger Than Yesterday album, she only had one,
so I had to pay for it.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
Oh she made you pay.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
I've mold some yards to get money just to buy
that album.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Sweet Little Bow Robber.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Okay, we got a little email question that somebody wants to.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah for ask us stuff. This is from Joe. He says,
I was at the Chicago concert last night in San Antonio.
There was no Robert Lamb in sight, is he? Okay?
I don't think he'd leave the band. Well, you're right,
he wouldn't leave the band, but he has had several
health issues over the years. Now, we don't know specifically
why he did not perform in San Antonio last night,
(56:56):
but we've heard that he doesn't play every show, but
he is touring with them. Yeah, he doesn't play every show.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
And I don't mean to bad mouth somebody, but he
is a very boring interview.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
He's so boring.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
So instead of Robert Lamby's Robert lame, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Of course, you get Lockane or somebody like yeah, they're animated,
or Walter Parizeta or any of those other guys.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
They're all ready to go with it.
Speaker 10 (57:23):
I just think it's great that you're honest about something
like that. You could have buried that factor, but you
didn't know appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
And I don't. It's not that I don't like the guy.
I just wish he'd be a little more hot when
he's talking to it. Yeah, I'll answer that question.
Speaker 6 (57:39):
We've had several people like that.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Oh, yes, yeah, a lot of them don't make the air. Yeah,
very true, because we record all those interviews before.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
Well, because we fall asleep while we're talking to exactly,
or he makes us fall asleep listen to him say
something Okay, here's the story of Kilmar Armando Abrigold Garson,
who he is a Maryland resident with protected legal status.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
He was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, who due to
an administrative error by the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement
or ICE.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
Where they shave their heads and they take away their clothes.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Garcia, who fled gang violence in El Salvador in twenty eleven,
had been granted withholding of removal status, recognizing the danger
he face if he returned to El Salvador. Well, despite this,
he was arrested in Baltimore and deported to L Salvador's
Terrorism Confinement Center, where they shave your head and make
(58:41):
you not wear a shirt and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Harry.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
The Trump administration acknowledged the mistake, but maintains that Garcia
has ties to a gang, a claim his attorney's dispute. Indubitably,
legal efforts are underway to facilitate his return to America,
while the administration argues that US courts lack jurisdiction over
actions taken by foreign governments. Can't you work something out
(59:05):
when it was your fault that the guys in prison?
Speaker 6 (59:08):
Now, I hope he ends up. Jeez all right, Washington.
D C. Corey Booker, the Democratic senator from New Jersey,
delivered a twenty five hour and five minute speech on
the Senate floor, setting a record for the longest continuous
address in the chambers history.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
He didn't sleep, eat, or nothing nothing.
Speaker 6 (59:29):
Corey Booker began his speech on Monday evening, declaring he
would continue as long as he was physically able to.
Throughout his address, he criticized Trump's policies, particularly cuts to
Social Security offices led by Advisor Elon Musk Department of
Government efficiency. Booker said, these are not normal times in
our nation. The threats to the American people and American
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democracy are grave and urgent. His speech surpassed the previous
record set by Senator strom Thurman's twenty four hour and
eight teen minute filibuster against the Civil Rights Actions of
nineteen fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He was kind of a racist brick to begin with.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
And this is one record that David Rush will not
be able to break because he's not a senator.
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
What didn't strom Thurman? He was a real racist. But
didn't he marry a black woman?
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Well, he had a child I think out of wedlock. Oh,
I think that's a story. Don't quote me on that one.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I don't care anyway.
Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
So those old powerful politicians, they have no choice but
to sit there for twenty five straight hours.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yes, and they can't get up and leave, They can't
go to the bathroom, they can't do nothing. As long
as this guy keeps talking, you gotta sit there and
listen to it.
Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
Well, I don't know if this is a cheerier story,
but it's definitely an escape from that twenty five hours.
My god, Hooters is filing for chapter eleven bankruptcy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
We mentioned that a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yeah, I thought they would be saved.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
They're not closing their doors.
Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
They're going to keep serving those awesome buffalo shrimp that
I love so much. But they are filing for chapter eleven.
They seek to address three hundred and seventy six mili
in the hole by selling all its company owned restaurants
to a buyer group backed by its original founders. Despite
the filing, hohooneer's promises restaurants will remain open.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
They're going to keep operating in business as usual.
Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
They also explain to the bankruptcy's part of a restructuring
support agreement approved by key stakeholders. It calls for selling
all one hundred and fifty one corporate owned restaurants to
a buyer group. The deal must be approved by a
US bankruptcy judge. It's expected to close in three or
four months. They have secured about thirty five million in
the Hooters headquarters from financing from its existing lender group
(01:01:41):
to help complete the transaction.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Just a file.
Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Yeah, it's thirty five million dollars in expenses. This ensures
the brand's continuity during this transition. Please get out of
the way of me and my buffalo shrimp. You don't
want to get between.
Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
Thirty five million dollars just a file for the cost
of doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, they gotta sell one hundred and fifty one restaurants.
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
And I don't like that they're going to a buyer
group because a lot of times then they change up
the recipes and the food is not as good original.
Speaker 11 (01:02:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I do like him winging over.
Oh yeah, leave that menu alone. Okay, coming up, we
got to take as see. The Arlington Renegade is at
Chuck Tow Stadium this Sunday. Is they play the Houston Rednecks.
I'll still call them that. It's not like we don't
have rednecks up here.
Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
You're gonna upset them and then they're gonna come out
for revenge.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Bo.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Anyway, that's coming up in the lone Star ticket Winder
on lone Star ninety two volumes.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Heyo just told me that's his favorite Beatles. Oh by
a mile man, that's a jam and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
By the way, a new Beatles biopic film series is
coming to theaters another yes, okay, and we now know
the actors who will play the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
The new film, titled Beatles, a four film cinematic event,
will be directed by Sam Mendez, who did two James
Bond movies that I think. He did Spector in Skyfall.
He did American Beauty and the World War One movie
nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
He's great and I remember reading about this. It's gonna
be four separate movies focusing on different actors.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
The stories of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and
Ringo Starr will be told through four movies. You better
make sure the first movie is a home run. If
you want us to come back to the theater three
more times to see the rest.
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
I think they're gonna break it down like there's gonna
be a Paul movie movie.
Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
There's four movies.
Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Okay, well the cash for the new film features Paul
Mescal playing Paul McCartney.
Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Really, I don't see that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I don't know who is that guy.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Oh, he was in the Last of Us, he was
in the Oh got the Star Wars one mage that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I'm sorry, here's a Gladiator too, Yes he was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, Oh, okay, I know who he is. Joseph Quinn
will play George Harrison Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I don't know him.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Barry Kilgan will star as Ringo Star, and Harris Dickinson
is portraying John Lennon.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I haven't heard of most of those guys, but like
I say, they better be good. Sony is producing the films,
and while they're scheduled for release in April of twenty
twenty eight, Variety reported that it's unknown if the movies
will be released all at once or one film during
each month, which is probably how they're gonna do it.
Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
Paul me scout Mandalorian, that's what you were thinking of?
Oh okay, okay, he's the Mandalorian.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I know they can.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I love that And I can't believe I drew a
blank totally spring farty.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
It happens on this show.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Brain farts happened all the time. We just cover them
up real good. It's like spraying some air freshener when
you fart. Yeah, I mean, by the way, who want
our tickets to go see the Arlington run a game?
Ladies and gentleman, A lovely lady. And the first time
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I like that. What a cool name. Rosie Dodge. Rosie
Dodge sound like she should be a roller derby skater.
It does, it does.
Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Congrats Rosie. She's sighted, she didn't expect to win. She's
gonna go get a lottery ticket today, and the whole
family's going on something night.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
So she's named after the car company Dodge. Yes, by
the way, if a Dodge is coming at you, that's
a good name to be.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
On it, to remind you to Dodge.
Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Tomorrow is fun with music day, El Boddy, don't you oversleep,
for you're going to miss all the fun.
Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
And make sure that you turn your radio onto lone
Star when you get to work and crank it up
because We've got NonStop classic rock for your workday. We
do it twice a day, Monday through Friday, just before
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k It's sixty minutes of NonStop classic rock to get
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lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Whereas my mom used to say, hell's bells and cockle shells.
A I've never seen a cockle shell, don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
What it is.
Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Well, unzip your pants.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Oh you had to go there. This show was so
classy up to this point. Sure, sure it was no Roberts,
and you just ruined it. You just peed all over everything. Sorry,
no you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Guess what neither of.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
I You had to ask bells and cockle shell everybody
else can go to head.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Okay, let's talk some time wasters here, shall we?
Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
All right, let's do it. This is what we have
up on the Bow and Them show page lone Star
ninety two five dot com. More drama from the world
of Ario Speedwagon.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah yep.
Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Former Rio Speedwagon bassis Bruce Hall is weighing in on
the band's former singer Can Cronin being all upset with
not being part of the band's June fourteenth reunion show
in their hometown of Champagne, Illinois, and Kevin Cronin took
to social media to talk about how upset he was. Well.
Bruce Hall took to social media as well to say
(01:07:15):
everyone was invited to participate in early January, and he
went on to say that the event is an actual
benefit for a cancer charity for the hospital that saved
Bruce Hall's son's life. So anyone can be hurt by
anyone that's hurt by it, well, what kind of person
are they?
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
For his part, Kevin Cronin has said that he hates
to see Ario Speedwagon's dirty laundry aired in public.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
If it were up to me, I would have kept
this whole thing quiet. I never brought it in front
of the fans or you know, bands have things that
they got to work out, and I would have preferred
to just work it out man to man and person
to person. But when the internet gets involved, in social
media gets involved, that didn't help anything. But it just happened.
(01:08:01):
Life just happens sometimes, and once energy happens, how do
you turn back? And it makes me sad in some ways,
because you know, Ario Speedwagen is an American institution, and
it's it's sad to see it not be able to continue.
Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Yeah. So yeah, so the fans are sad as well,
not just you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I mean it's like John Anderson not in Yes,
you know, I've always brought that up.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
What did we call him?
Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Since John Anderson is not in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
No? No, Hey.
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Billy Joe was the first major active member of the
Rock and Hall of Fame to publicly come out in
support of why Joe Cocker should be nominated for induction
back in twenty fourteen, the year that Joe Cocker died.
He even wrote a letter back then, but to no avail.
And here we are, all these years later, and Joe
Cocker finally nominated, but we won't find out until later
(01:08:56):
this month whether he's going to be part of the
Class of twenty twenty five. So once again, Billy Joel
is pushing for Joe Cocker to get his due. So
Billy Joel reposted a video of himself reading that letter
from twenty fourteen. Here is just a bit of it.
Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
When I first heard him in nineteen sixty nine, I
was very inspired by the sound of his incredibly raw
and soulful vocal style. That became a watershed year in
my life. That year, I attended the woochs Dot festival,
bought the first led Zeppelin album, and heard Joe Cocker saying,
with little help for my friends.
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
We have the entire video up for people to check out.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I have a special liking for Joe Cocker because him
and his band saying Happy Birthday to me at a
bar in New Orleans. I think I was turning like twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Five or something. That was your long time with girl.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Special is that I'll always hold that close. Say, of course,
did you vote today?
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Yes? I voted yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
We are voting every day. Joe Cocker bad company. We
need get them into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Leave Rolling Stone's teasing a big announcement for this Friday.
We have the video up. It shows the band with
T shirts being sewn with the occasional glimpse of the
words Europe twenty twenty five. It's captioned rare reworked, Ready
(01:10:17):
to make history again. We'll have that announcement on Friday.
Bruce Springsteen, more than the loss of his childhood friend
Joe Depew, who was the inspiration for his nineteen eighty
five hit Glory Days Now. Bruce played little league baseball
with Joe Depew in Freehold, New Jersey. Depew died at
the age of seventy five from cancer last week. And
(01:10:37):
speaking of Bruce, he has a social media post up
where he's teasing the possibility of new music coming out
of the vault. We'll finally move over, David Rush. Here's
a Guinness World record he will not be able to beat.
Chanelle Tapper has set the Guinness World Record for the
(01:10:57):
longest female tongue, with the tongue measuring nearly four inches
from the tip to the middle of her lip. And
we have the video of you know what she can
do with her long ass tongue? What she can play jinga, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
I've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, she pushes the blocks out with her tongue.
Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
We had the video up on the BA and Them
show page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Be afraid the French Kisser a might choke to death
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
that's the end of the Wednesday Show. We learned a
little bit on ask us stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
We learned why chickens.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Wear glasses and they really do, they really do.
Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
And thank you to all of Frank Colnando's inner voice.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yes, all the voices inside of his head were here
this morning.
Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Then answered all of our ask us stuff questions today.
Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
Is that amazing how he just seamlessly switched from voice
to voice to voice in seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Well, because he'd been doing it for a while.
Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
I loved Charles Sparkley and shot coming in, Robert Downey
Junior just thinking over and then Trump and then Joe
Biden was like, oh god.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
With the soda pop burps, we spind the impression wheel
and whatever it landed on. He had to do the
questions answer in that voice.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
He was awesome. Morgan Freeman answering the first question about
April Foolsman, He's awesome.
Speaker 10 (01:12:27):
Addison in prov there's only one Frank Kellendo show this
week people.
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Yeah he's while he's in high demand. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Surprised, and I you know, I thanked him profusely for
waking up super early on a Thursday. His show isn't
until tomorrow night, and he goes, oh no, I'm I
purposely came early to be on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Yeah, he's an old friend of the shows. And well,
I wish one time we could get Airy Spears and
him in here so they can do the stuff that they.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Used to do on Fox and FILS.
Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
Now. The last time Airy Spears was in the studio,
do you remember, I felt like we were gonna have
to poke him with a to kind of wake them up.
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Aries is either bringing it or he'd been up all
night of the titbok. You know.
Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Last time he was here, he was up all night.
Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Yeah, I think I think you're absolutely okay. Coming up
our after show decompression session on Facebook. Yes, as we
get ready for Fun with Music Day tomorrow, and I've
picked out a mashup that will honor the now late
Val Kilmore. Oh okay, I'll explain it when you play.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
That was a real nice tribute to his memory that
you did today on the air. It was fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Well, I learned a lot about Val Kilmer.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Oh, and we'll do uh, since it's Fun with Music Day,
we'll do a theme to one of his movies and
you have to identify the movie so you can pick
your ticket.
Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
It's really nice on social media this morning is seeing
the tributes pour in from like Tom Cruise, And one
of the videos that I saw was the farewell that
Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer had in Top Gun. Maverick
so so powerful for the hug, but in one of
the lines is he types out, you have to let.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
It go, poor Val. Jeez.
Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Always Okay, So we'll see you on the after show
decompression session, and we'll see you on the show enough
show tomorrow. All right, right, keep it between the ditches, ditches,
Bye bye,
Grass.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
There's a government survey.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Their films have earned over two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
The folks rock rock mediums talked out about it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Are you sure we're going the right way? We're in
the middle of nowhere, we're southwest of nowhere. We're not
in the middle yet. So is this a documentary or
a movie? I don't know, man. All we can do
is be funny, my dragon. Okay.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Back in the day, comedians weren't respected, and we weren't
afraid to.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Get gross with them. Hey, this is what they really
laugh at. What do we call ourselves? Richard and Tommy? No,
she too, Chong. We were making up this method as
we were going along. I got the TP quarters set.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Up, Dank, come on that open.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I think there's not here already. I'm gonna go Moore charge.
When the movie comes out, it's a giant hit giant.
It's not hard to see what dogs do to you
make it rich. Put the money in.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Success might spoil them.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You still won't grow your mustache back?
Speaker 8 (01:21):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Drive me not.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
We're no longer partners.
Speaker 9 (01:25):
Nothing lasts forever, Timmy, nothing lasts forever.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I never met anybody who quite like him.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's very painful sometimes because he's my best friends.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, cheats himself, all that stuff that happened. Why we
just study calling. Come on, baby, I'll get a ride.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Let's boom the old Stone Jars.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
How far were you to come? Got a joint? Oh?
I think I dropped some gumni.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, you probably figured out that is Cheaching Chong.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That is the trailer from their latest movie, and it's
probably gonna be their last movie because it's called Cheach
and Chong's Last.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Movie, and it's going to be out April twenty fifth,
which is a Friday.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Bus There is a special pre screening of it on
four twenty all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why am I? Why am I not surprised at all?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean they.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Can't not screen it on Fords. Hell no, I can't wait,
you guys, I gotta see this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I wish Tommy Chong would come to town soon. He's
writing on this show many times, and I love to
talk to him about this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Have you ever seen his stand up show? I've never
seen it. Oh yeah, yeah, several times.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He used to have his wife Shelby and they do
a little ballroom dance at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of the film.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, today he is ask us Stuff Day because of
a Walm.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Day and it's a very special ask of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Our old friend Frank Kelly. I know he's going to
join us in the seven o'clock hours. What we should
have him do? Actually, Anna came up with this idea.
We'll spend the impression wheel, We'll read the question and
he has to answer it in the voice of whatever celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
See how that was got fun?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All right? Didn't see Frank? And well he was here
last year?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, last July? Was it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Really?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
He was at the Addison Improv last July, And he's
going to be at the Addison Improv tomorrow night, but
he's joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh okay, so he's not there for the whole weekend.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
No tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He just comes in and does the show and goes
on to the next week. He's a superstar.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Such a great.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Show too, really does one of the best I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
What are we celebrating today, Yes, Bob, what are we celebrating.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
National Love your Produce Manager Day? What if you manage
to keep the bugs and germs off my vegetables and fruit,
I'll show you some love. I won't won't tongue kish
or anything, but I'll show you some.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Will you touch their melons?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sure, will their cucomers. If they'll hold still, I will
National Ferret Day fer animal. Yes, it's a day to
educate the public to respect this lively, intelligent companion animal,
the domesticated ferret. Although I don't know one person who
has a domesticated ferret, that doesn't mean some of you
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don't have one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So as long as it doesn't bite on it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
One on social media and they dress him up. He's very,
very cute.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
I thought I wanted one at one point in my life,
and then I found out more about their pooh oh.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah and I passed and their behavior.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
They stinky ass t yeah, not solid. It's like mushi,
and it's the length of their body and hook. I
don't want one that bad. I didn't want one that
bad before. Now you really put a period National Peanut
Butter and Jelly Day.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I know some of you remember when you were bugging
your mom for something to eat and she would make
you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich just to shut
you up. Thanks Mom, and Peter Pan or Jiff whichever.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
When I was a cheerleader, we actually had a peanut
butter and jelly cheer. It's peanut, peanut butter, jelly peanuts
to do that in the first grade.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
Hey, maybe we could play the peanut butter and jelly
baseball bat song from Family Guy sometime soon.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, let's move on Reconciliation Day, which means we'll try
to reconcile with you tomorrow. If the show isn't funny
you or entertained today, however, we have a good idea
it might be. And it's National Day of Hope. We
have high hope for this show will be funny and
entertained today, especially because Frank, we're gonna laugh. And finally,
it's International fact Checking Day. As we've known for the
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past few years. Some people really don't want to be
fact check because they know they're a lot, but they
don't think we know they're lying. Guess what we do
know you're lying, and now we know what kind of
low lives they are. We're not stupid, so quit treating
us like we are.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And now social media is not doing any fact checking,
So those lies just linger out there.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, in the universe.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I wonder where most of them are coming from. I'm
not sure why'd.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You look at me when you say no, I ain't
talked about you. I was looking I was looking.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
At the camera, acting to quick Okay, actually just making
a statement. Okay, so Sports of All sorts coming out?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh man, you and.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Te loss, Yes they did a bit, damn it. But
we also have other sports to talk about. So as
you know, this is the part of the show when
we have to kind of stretch out and puff the vertebrae.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Let's quick reminders seven to fifty. Pick your ticket. We
have those tickets to the John Lennon documentary or tickets
to see your Arlington.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Renegade, and we'll be playing juice your news. Are you ready, Yes, sir,
here we go because this time up Showtime Dallas for
Worst Classic lone Star ninety two to fives. She's like
a rainbow and every color is a different emotion. You
(07:16):
just don't know which color is coming after you time,
very true, bo trying to overthink it. Okay, it's time
verse Sports of All Sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Watch you buy the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Entering tonight's home game against the Atlanta Hawks, the Dallas
Mavericks have used to whopping forty three different starting lineups
this season right due to injuries, trays, and illness. Thus,
when the MAVs had a rare full practice session on Tuesday,
coach Jason Kidd said it was much needed in order
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to get his players on the same page and accustomed
to playing with each other.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Isn't that what they've been trying to do all along? Yeah,
you'd think, yeah, what's all.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Also a good thing for the Matvs is the possible
return of center Derek Lively, who he's missed thirty six
games since suffering from a stress fracture in his right
ankle on January fourteenth. Game against the Denver Nuggets. Tip
off tonight at the American Airline Center is at seven thirty.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The unt men's basketball season came to an end last
oh man. Yeah, they lost sixty nine to sixty seven
to the University of California Irvine in the NIT Semifinals.
You see, Irvine will now face Chattanooga in the NT
finals tomorrow night in Indiana. Chattanooga beat Loyola eighty to
seventy three to punch their ticket to the finals. So
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you know, somewhere in Chicago. One hundred and five year
old sister Jean, Loyola's most faithful fan and the team's
chaplain for years and years, was yelling at her TV
after her team lost. Bless her heart.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was thinking about her just as you were telling that.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Yeah, yeah, she is their biggest fan. I love her
to pieces. With Unt's loss, that means only one Texas
team remains bo the Houston Cougar's. They're in the Final
four and they will face Duke on Saturday at the
Alamodome in San Antonio. I know a lot of people
are making that road trip down to say right after
the Florida Auburn game. Houston will play tip off for
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that game. By the way, we'll be at five oh
nine Saturday afternoon, followed by the Houston Cougars game.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Go Cougar.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
So they're the only Texas team in the hunt.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
We've just watched them fall by the wayside.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
The Dallas Stars had a hell of a Monday night
and swept four game road trip, won their six in
a row Monday with a three to one win over Seattle.
The guys in Victory Green finished the month of March
at eleven two and two.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is the second best in the nh L. Not
bad at all.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Now, after the MAVs play at home tonight, they're gonna
get the wood out of the way. They're gonna put
the ice down to the Dallas Stars and be back
on their home ice tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Facing the Nashville Predators.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
These wins are keeping Dallas close to first place first
place Winnipeg, and they're also building a cushion on hard
charging Colorado.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, because we don't like Colorado.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
They've dashed our dreams too many times.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
They really know how to whack a puck man. In
the playoffs started today, the Stars in the Avalanche would
meet in the first round showdown, and having home ice
would be a very important factor to that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
The puck is going to drop Tomorrow Night's seven o'clock,
all right.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Nathan Eovaldi pitched a four hitter for the major's first
complete game of the season. Give him a dada for that,
and the Texas Rangers beat the Cincinnati Reds one to nothing.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Bounce back after that horrible loss.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It only takes one run. Eovaldi struck out eight and
walked none in his fifth career complete game. The right
hander through ninety nine pitches, seventy of them were strikes.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go Boy, they to go.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It was Evaldi's first shutout since April twenty ninth of
twenty twenty three against the Yankees and number three for
his career. Wyatt Langford homeward for Texas in the first
against Carson Spears, was only that was one run in
the game and that was all it took. Yvaldi retired
his first twelve batters, including five straight strikeouts during one stretch.
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Gavin Lux hit a lead off single in the fifth
for the Cincinnati's first base runner, but nothing came of it.
He didn't call home plate. The two teams play again
this morning at eleven forty, and then the Rangers pick
up and head back to Globalife Field for a series
against the Tampa Bay Rays beginning this Friday. And let's
talk about Jerry shall we Let's Cowboys owner and manager.
(11:32):
Jerry spoke with reporters yesterday after the league owners meet
in Palmby's, Florida, to address some potential rule changes. They're
always trying to mess with it. While speaking to a
bunch of reporters, Jerry spoke largely about the latest updates
on the progress of Michael Parson's contract negotiations. Jerry said
he'd been talking directly to Parsons and not his agent,
(11:55):
which I'm sure pissed his agent. Yeah, because he wants
to get paid. Harry went as far as to say
he didn't even know the agent's name, Parsons agent David Mugulita,
which is close enough.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's probably the trade.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
He is one of the most respected agents in the
industry and is responsible for securing the largest fully guaranteed
deal in NFL history for Deshaun Watson at two hundred
and thirty million. See because you know, Dak has his contract,
but it doesn't have two hundred and thirty million guaranteed,
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just a little less, just.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
He's still still overpaid. That's severely pissed off Parsons, who
went on social media to share his feelings and didn't
go so far as to maybe requesting a trade one
way or another. Micro will come out of this smelling
like a rose with a big ass contract as his fertilizer.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I hope so, I hope so well. It's finally draft month.
As the calendar turns to April, the NFL draft is
finally with insight time for me to take out my
WWJD bracelet with Jerry. Free agency is essentially complete and
trades have been made across the league. That just leaves
the draft as a final opportunity for teams to improve
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their rosters. Over three days towards the end of this month,
two hundred and fifty seven players will see their dream
realized by being drafted. The twenty twenty five NFL Draft
will take place from April twenty fourth through the twenty six.
For the first time ever, the NFL Draft is headed
to Green Bay, Wisconsin. Draft events will take place at
historic Lambeau Field, marking the second straight year where an
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NFC North team plays host. Detroit hosted it last year.
The draft will move on to Pittsburgh in twenty twenty six. Now.
The Tennessee Titans will have the first pick because they
sucked the most last season. Yes they did, in case
you were wondering. The Cowboys have the eleventh pick because
they sucked a little less last season, and of course,
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Jerry and the Cowboys are going to host a draft
party at The Star in Frisco, with events that Thursday
through Sunday. Unlike the Cleveland Browns, though they're having Journey
play at one of their draft parties. Oh, Jerry's gonna
have to step it up.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You don't think Jerry could have got somebody like Journey?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Come on, I think so.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But so far he's thinking, Well, with all I'm paying Deck,
I'm gonna have to get the new kids on the block.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Maybe we could have Deck play at the draft party.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Yeah, that'll be entertaining. It's around two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. And you can hire Journey too, you really can.
Oh yeah, well, let me get my check book out right.
All right, you guys remember an NFL player named Richard Sherman.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, Well he is the latest
NFL player whose home has been burglarized.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Man, there's been a lot. Well wait a minute, wait,
he's not playing anymore. No, he's retired, he's not out
on the road.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
And most of these athlete burglaries happened while the while
the guy is traveling.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Didn't they arrest the people that were responsible for that
burglary ring that was targeting like the Kansas City Chiefs
they did, so this must have been Randoms.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
A couple of guys from Chile.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I yeah, like a gang.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
This from the the evidence in the footage of the
guys that broke into Richard's house, it looks like they
are of the very serious grade of thief. The Super
Bowl champion posted photos in a video on social media
asking if anyone recognized three armed intruders that broke into
his house last weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Damn scary.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Sherman was three time All Pro and five time Pro
Bowl defensive back from twenty eleven and for ten years
running forward. He played for San Francisco and Tampa Bay,
and he helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl
in twenty fourteen. There have been several other cases of
athletes getting their homes busted into, but that's when their
team was playing on the road out of town. Sherman's
been retired from the NFL for almost four years. He
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didn't go in on the road anymore, so go figure.
Everybody just be careful and watch out for each other.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
And I think his family was at home at the
time at the R's and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They came in with guns.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh my god, Well that means you need a gun too.
I don't understand why.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
It must have been a really big house.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Both I guess so and an unprecedented event at Texas
Pro Wrestling is taking place this weekend. Oh Yeah, an
eight man tournament that will see eight pro wrestlers representing
the various regions of Texas to compete to prove who the.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Best in the state is. Brother Nice.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
The txb R TX eighth State Championship is being held
by New Texas Pro Wrestling Sunday in Austin. This is
the first year of the tournament and the first of
its kind in Texas independent wrestling.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Butler. One of the eight men who.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Will be representing the Dallas wrestling scene is Exodus Prime,
which is a great name for a wrestler. He is
one of the biggest local wrestlers. Exodus Prime, whose real
name is Michael Starks, has appeared several times on national
and TV for All Elite Wrestling, which comes on every
Wednesday night at seven o'clock on TBS, and I usually
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watch part of it before I go to bed.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Exodus Prime sounds like, you know one of those transformers.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Starks, who is from Oak Cliff, said it means the
world to him to report present Dallas in TX. Eight
wrestlers all over Texas and other parts of the country
who have been wanting to work around Dallas, where they
have multiple promotions running often as weekly or semi weekly
starts will be competing against Jack Callaway, who will be
representing Central Texas. Exodus Prime says fans can expect plenty
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of high flying, technical wrestling, and hard hitting action on
the map.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Noo I tried to do it my best. Jesse the
Body Ventura. Al Right, the freaking fool file. Next on
the Bow and Them Show.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Dallas for worst Classic are lone Star ninety two five.
Frank Calliando is going to join us here in just
a little while. But now it is six forty five
and time for the freaking full file.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Kong Thong which sounded like some kind of underwear you
would buy in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
In a sex show ladies lingerie.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
But Kong Thong is a remote village tucked away in
the hills of India. It has a uni unique centuries
old tradition where every single person born there is given
both a regular name and a song at birth, both
of which become their identity. Cong Thong was recently nominated
as India's number one recommendation for the United Nations World
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Tourism Organization's Best Tourism Villages contests both for the natural
beauty and hospitable dwellers, but also it's unique naming traditions.
The six hundred and fifty or so people who call
it home have a normal name that they use for
official purposes, but they have unique tunes composed for them
by their parents when they were born.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So the parents make up the song.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yes. Yes, These songs are made especially for them and
no one else and are used in their bearers names
throughout their whole life and die with them when their
time comes. Wow, they usually whistle their song oh okay.
Because everyone uses their song named locally, the unique community
has been come known as India's whistling village. Does that
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mean they whistle when they forgot the lyrics of their
own thongname known as Jigua la Bay, which literally means
Grandmother's song. The song name has been a tradition in
Kong Thong for as long as anyone can remember. How
cool is that the three tribes that call the village
home once believed that using songs for names while hunting
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kept evil spirits away and gave them good luck to
bring back something to eat us. You have a song,
what would your song name be?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm on a Mexican radio.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, I like that one too. I like that too.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Do you have one that comes to mind? Something with
Dwayne Almond playing slide guitar in the background. That's all
I know right now.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, because you don't have any lyrics, you can just
whistle it.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I like to hear guitar. I like to hear you
try to whistle some guitar. But good luck if you
go to Kong Thong.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Indie Kong.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
All right, let's travel to Poland from India. Wife robed
two banks while she was eight months pregnant, and she
duped her unwitting husband into being her getaway driver without.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Him knowing it.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Here's the story. Thirty seven year old Anna A not
to be confused with Anna d robbed two banks in
the Loveland region of Poland after being inspired by gangster
films that she watched during her pregnant Yea. So she
burst into the cooperative bank brandishing a knife and demanded
the cashier give her all the money in the drawer
before fleeing on foot with her haul. Some people in
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the bank at the time watched in confusion because it's
not every day that you see a woman with a
huge baby bump threatening a bank teller with a knife.
Police launched a large manhunt with road closures and search
dogs following the robbery, but officers were unable to find
the thief, who was described as short, female and very pregnant.
Two weeks later, Anna A targeted another bank of the
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same another branch of the same bank, but this time
she used a gun instead of a knife. She made
her husband an un witting accomplished when she told him
to pick her up after a checkup appointment at a
hospital across the street. In reality, he was acting as
her getaway driver from a parking lot near the bank
where she committed the first robbery. While coming through CCTV footage,
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investigators noticed that the thief looked like she was about
to give birth any second and managed to track her down.
She was arrested a day after the second robbery. Looks
like the baby's gonna be born in jail. Yeah, Jack,
won't be the first time.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
I hope they got ice cream and pickles in there
for good luck. Girl a man who's landed himself in
deep trouble down Under for allegedly violating Australia's nuclear non
proliferation laws.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
But he's not some kind of a criminal mastermind or
a wanna be Oppenheimer. He's not trying to blow up
the world. He's just a science nerd. Twenty four year
old Emmanuel Lynden was arrested at his parents' house where
he lives in Sydney after authorities discovered his attempt to
buy plutonium on the internet.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Just go to the plutonium store and get.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
Some, yeah, lex luthor, calm down there, we google that.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
So this guy, who's really just kind of an innocent,
harmless dude for the most part, he has pleaded guilty
and he faces up to ten years in Australian prison.
His lawyer is arguing that Lydden is not a doctor
evil type.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
But trying to take over the world. He's just a
science nerd.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
He's trying to collect every single element on the periodic table,
and his lawyer told the judge he didn't import or
possess these items with any sinister intent. It was a
manifestation of self soothing, retreating into his collection and that
could have been anything, but in this case he lapsed
on to the collection of the periodic table and that
includes plutonium for crisis.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Could he be so stupid?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Right Lydden is going to be sentenced in Australia on
April eleven.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well, at least they should sell it at a hardware Okay,
we go back to India. An Indian pensioner recently set
a bizarre new world record after allegedly spending an entire
hour staring directly at the sun without sunglasses and without
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blinking even once.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm serious surprised the boy can see his hand in
front of his face.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
The seventy year old retired government officer from India's Uttar
Pradesh state was identified as mister M. S.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Verma. I don't know what the MS stands for and
I don't really care.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
He apparently trained for his incredible feet for twenty five
years after being inspired by an Indian guru. After an
hour of staring directly at the sun, mister Verma's eyesight
was deemed normal and his overall I health was good too.
Look at that look not blinking or anything. I know
looks a little weird though. Now he managed to break
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the previous record, which was set a few years back
by another Indian man who managed to stare at the
sun without sunglasses without blinking for ten minutes. I remember
talking about that guy, but now that record has been
blown away by mister Verma. Verma told journalists that he
is ready to have his feet acknowledged.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
By the Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Still, there are some who swear by the health benefits
of that called sungazing, the practice of staring into the
sun without any kind of protection for the eyes, with
some gurus going as far as calling it a form
of free medicine. The rest of us call it painful
and extremely stupid.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I'm not gonna try it.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
No, no, no, I can't stare at the sun for
a second. No, yes, especially when I'm trying to figure
out where I'm going in the sunshn RN or.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Like when you're driving and the sun is in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's horrible. Yeah, but this guy stared at it for
an hour on purpose.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
What people will do to get in the record books?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Hey, coming up next hour, choose your news. You picked
the story Bow made up and you'll get to pick
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Choose your tickets and choose your news on Lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The man should you buy now? He's not going through it? Dallas?
What ors Classic rock?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Loan Star ninety two Look, it's my brother from another mother,
mister Frank Kelly.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, no, I'll clap for myself. I'm clapping for myself.
That's all right. You deserve it, right, your own hype man?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Why not? Why not? That saves money?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Right Kelly Endo is at the Addison improv Just tomorrow night?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Right? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Wait? Yeah? Is it tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow, Thursday night.
I don't know what day.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I have no idea. I got off the plane last
night thought it was Monday. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Well, we appreciate you waking up early and being with us.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, okay, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yes, you would caught me lying again bo lot of
eyes Okay, headphones on backwards?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Can they be on backwards?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think they were. I think they were. I think
they were, and now they are.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm just you used to having the chord on this
on my left ear?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, Usually it says line L and that goes to
the left ear. But they said one to eat. Okay,
let's do the thing. Come on, all.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Right, if somebody cares about our chords, they want to
hear some voices, it's ask a Stuff Day where I'm
not doing that. I'm show ask the stuff Day is
when people can call you ask your stuff hotline, leave
a question. So I've got the answers for you. Okay,
thank goodness, because I know nothing. Okay, here's the first question.
(26:49):
Then we're going to spin the impression wheel and you
have to answer it as that celebrity. Okay, yeah, here's
your first question.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Hey is Michael. I'm just wondering, who is it that
made April first, the full day and the following year?
Did they say I was just kidding later?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Okay, So let's split a pretty good dressian wheel and
see what voice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Comes up here.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Come on round and rounded gold, big money, big money.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
There you go, and it lands on Morgan Freeman Morgan, Yes,
April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The story goes back to the fifteen hundreds in France,
when the Julian calendar established by Julius Caesar was replaced
with the Gregorian calendar, introduced by This is the funniest
bed of music behind Morgan and I.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Never heard it might be a little too late.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well here we go, introduced by Pope Gregory and still
used in most parts for the world. In the old
Julian calendar, the new year began on April first, but
with the new Gregorian calendar, the new year was set
that music is really messing. The new year was said
to begin on January first.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Let it go, but it's your show. It as you
see fit, which is usually pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, news did not please don't interrupt Morgan Freeman as
he speaks about No, you're doing a great job. Once again,
it is your show, and I just remembered you could
cut me off, Thank you, Morgan. News did not always
travel fast in those days, so not everyone got the
word out at the start of the new year changing
to January first. They kept celebrating it on April first,
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and they were widely mocked as April fools.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
A right.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
All right, here's the next question.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Why is a baseball head coach called a manager and
why do they wear the team's uniform where all other
sports coaches wear street clothes.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Okay, let's spin the wheel again and see what pression
and Frank Calliando is going to answer that question.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
As so many voices that come out of this, many.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Land on George W. Bush.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
All right, guys, let's go uh, why does people in
case people forgot to find what was going on here
while the wheel was spinning. Why does baseball have a man?
A manager? Uh, which I like to talk to because
they got my order wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's a gification, man, that's a joke, I got. The
baseball term.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Manager, which is short for managification, evolved from historical context
where the role encompassed, like that's a real word, broader
responsibilities than simply coaching, including team administration and game day strategy, strategy, strategification, stratification, gratification.
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Why while coaches focus almost thought that was a.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Bad word there depends on how you.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Say yeah yeah on player development and on field instructification.
In early days baseball, the manager was often a player
who handled the operations details of the team.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Seems like we're saying the same thing again. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Blah blah blah, YadA, YadA, YadA. That's a Seinfeld reference.
Baseball teams often have coaches who specialize in specific, specific,
specific specification, specification fied areas that now turned to porky pick.
But that's all folks such as heading, pitching and base
runifications tell you.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, awesome, Let's do another one. Here. Can we get
some longer answers to read you? It's one of these
an entry in Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Try to be thorough with our answers.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I got you have you that you are? Okay? All right,
here's one for you. Here's another one.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Can you sell a car in Texas without the cell
are signing the title?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Huh? Well, that's been the refreshing way up. Pull out
short answers, Yes, long answers, but you might have it
is okay, lands on Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
All right, So here's the deal. Can you sell context
without having them do the title thing?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
So in Texas, I guess which is where we are.
Everything's bigger here. You cannot legally sell a car without
the owning owner properly signing over the title as the
proof titles proof of ownership, and the buyer needs to
register the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Texas mandates.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Texas Law mandates, although Texas sometimes does mandate other things,
that the title be transferred to the new owner, whether
through private sale or dealership, to ensure the proper I'm
just belching out the lines here. That's what Robert Downey
Junior does. Drinks it Pana Sota and gets it out.
The seller must sign the back of the title to
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transfer ownership, and the buyer we'll need which, by the way,
Stark Industries bought everything. We'll need this sign. I'm not
even reading the sentences anymore. I'm just kind of mumbling
my way through it. Failing to transfer the title can
result in the cellar being held responsible for tickets, told violations,
or even crimes committed with the.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Vehicle, and then we would need to call iron Man.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, thank you iron Man.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That I more with Frank Kelly Endo coming up on
the ball and then jel.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yes you are Dallas.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
What was Classic rock lone Star ninety two five and
Hurricane Frank Kelly Endo.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Who's in here today?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, Indeed, the Addison Improv tomorrow night for one show, only.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
One show, just one show Thursday night. That's it.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
And then I'm on my way to uh to Houston.
So oh yeah, and I'm in Houston on the improv
there on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Do you do any radio when you go to Houston?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, a whole bunch. Nothing's as good as being on.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
The stop it okay, okay, everything's better than being what
do you want?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Which way do we want me to go? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
So it's asking stuff today and Frank Kellando. We're going
to spin the impression wheel and see how Frank does.
So here is the next question.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I know what a cassity belt is and what a
huge for, but how do they use the bathroom when
they have one of the casheat belt? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, Well let's spend the impression wheel and see what
we come up with.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
You. Oh, I hope it lands on the one that's
double duties.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Let's see, we had a couple of double duties on here.
This whole show is a double duties. That one coming
from them. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
He did, Yes, Trump and Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The question, Well, that's a great question.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
We have the best questions and it's probably going to
be a tremendous answer.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Don't you think, Joe, he's asleep. Okay, so folks, come on,
folks are trying to answer the questions. Are the thing
with the guy? I like what he does with his eyes. Okay,
I'm gonna take over here, Elin, What do you think
you know? Okay? Okay.
Speaker 12 (34:24):
Chasity belts actually had an opening made for the urination
in Powel. I can't believe I'm reading. This is some
of the bestuff I've ever read. Movements, the urination and
Powell movements. And if you look up images of the
old medieval chasity belts, which are tremendous images, they're some
of the best. And you see how good how you
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could go to the restroom. And I don't believe they
called them restrooms back then, but a lot of people
are talking about it and how you would deter someone
from having sex because many of them had these jagged edges,
some of the worst edges.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
When I was a young man grew up in scran Pennsylvania,
we didn't have jagged Everything was rounded because we invented
the wheel, young man, Lang the wheel.
Speaker 12 (35:10):
Come on, Okay, that's trendus grabbing some Denis bones, and
so if you tried any funny business, your little friend
would would be shredded. You have to have those teeth
in them, yes, like like a like a bear trap
in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Isn't yours like mushroom shaped?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well?
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Yes, and super Mario tried to jump on it.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
But it's the same thing on the front and back,
isn't it. So if you had that little jagged thing
would have come out like a playdo fun factor?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Who oh, you even lost me? Come on, sorry, Joe,
what are you doing? Okay, what are you doing? All right?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Oh, here's a real stupid one for you.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Finally, hold on, I'm sorry I talked over the question.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We're talking about glasses for chickens.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
It's rose colored glasses for chickens.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Tell me who makes them and why they're used.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
That would be great. Okay, rose colored glass. I remember
talking about that. Let's spin the wheel.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Let's really.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Rounded, rounded goals coming to us stuff right now? Oh,
it's another duo, really, Charles Barkley.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Can you do shack too? Even though Arie Spears is
not he of course?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Okay, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neill answering that question.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, knuckle here and chicken our glasses aka chicken specs,
chicken goggles or pickguards.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And then I dunk on everybody small eye glasses for chickens.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And feather picking accountabilism, which is what I would do
if I were still playing some some am made of
metal and others are made from rose colored lenses. This
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, but the
rose Where's Jared Jones?
Speaker 12 (37:17):
I have I've been ready, I've been ready to go,
and we will talk about uh these chicken eye glasses
chicken out which I have been wearing for years.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's why you see so terrible during the draft. Sometimes
it can be terrible, terrible. Yeah, rose coloring. I forgot.
I was in the middle of three of them. Can
we go back to Robert Towny jer How about me?
I didn't get to talk.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
About I'm still trying to get away from Boler. I'm
glad we finally got to the intelligence stuff of the show. Okay,
so what were you doing? It's not your turn. I
forgot who it was again. Then we were okay, we're
back and we're doing a great job, and we're.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Trying to get this.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
It's not it's not your turn, guys.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
The rose colored blocks, the sight of blood on the chickens,
which is better for them, the head cut.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
And as far as companies, there's a bunch of companies
that make these chicken eye glasses stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
I don't see the chicken are they are their glasses
like I'd rather like goggles. I think those like the
rex specs. Kahreim Abdul. What about a monocle? I like, yeah,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Pecking? Only pecking a single eye out from now? Chicken
eye glasses eye glass.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I mean chicken eye glasses and chested the belts. Welcome
to the bow show ahead.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
It's a show and a lot of people, a lot
of people are talking about the chicken chastity belts and
we're saying they're not gonna either because you're trying to
get the eggs.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Joe, have you seen the eggs?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Yeah, let's find some last Easter. Great job, clapping myself again. Man,
it's good to see you, my brother. Hey, thanks for
having me. Yeah, well, your family, you come in here
anytime you want to thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
For indulging us this morning. I'm letting us run you
through this and then like family, I uh stay longer
than I'm welcome. No, you don't. You can't do that here,
but thank you guys for having me. And uh improv
what thursdayorrow night?
Speaker 5 (39:23):
That's tomorrow Tomorrow night and improv tx dot com is
how you get those tickets right or you can call it.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
You can still call it.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yes, all of it is trying to be a sold
out show, and we'll have all the information up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
On our page selling out, just like I sold out
years ago.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Plea, no hog hand them out. I know the show
can be a little rough. Okay, coming up, we're gonna
let you pick your ticket. Choose between tickets to see
the movie one to one John and Yogo, or you
can have tickets to see the Arlington Rennegade Choctaw Stadium
this Sunday when they play the Houston. Of course, which
(40:00):
one you don't pick goes into the ticket with the
Rednecks and the roughnecks redneck, yes, well they are rednecks.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
From Houston.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I got good friends in Houston. But I'm still gonna
call him the rednecks every time they play.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
We had Frank in here a minute ago and we're like,
where are you going next? And he goes Houston and
I almost said I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Okay, now it's time for the educational part of the view.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's time blaw.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
And we're gonna start with something that's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Did you know? Val Kilmer just died.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
He was the versatile actor who played fan favorite Iceman
and Top Gun. He donned a cape as Batman and
Batman Forever that was a big mistake, and portrayed Jim
Morrison in The Doors. He died last night of pneumonia
at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Now.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
His movie career took off in the early nineteen nineties,
starring alongside Kurt Russell and Bill Paxton in nineteen ninety three's.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Tombstone, Yeah Excellent.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
He played Doc Holliday and my favorite scene in the
movie is when Johnny Ringo is twirling his pistol around
to try and intimidate him, and Doc Holliday drinks what's
left in his cup and starts twirling it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
On his firing shop. That is funny.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
He was also Elvis's Ghost.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And True romance. That's right.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
He was a bank robbing demolition expert in Michael Mann's
nineteen ninety five film Heat with al Pacino and Roberts.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That was a movie too.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Now, this guy would throw himself into parts completely. When
he played Doc Holliday in Tombstone, he filled his bed
with ice for the final scene to mimic the feeling
of dying from tuberculos. Yeah, so that he would be
shaking and he was dying, because apparently you shake when
you die.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
From there, he was pale and clammy and shivering.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
To play Jim Morrison in the Doors, he will our
leather pants all the time, supposedly even slept in them
and asked castmates not to call him vow but call
him Jim Morrison the whole time.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Did he do all the singing in that movie too.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Just like Joaquin did the Johnny Cash vocals he too. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
So sad to see him go. But he had battled
throat cancer. Yeah, not once, but twice.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
So it makes me think.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Tomorrow on Fun with Music Day, you're gonna have to
identify a movie theme from one of Val Kilmer's movies too.
Here's something else we can move on. With Did you
know Cleopatra was not Egyptian? No, she was the queen
of Egypt. Was he not Egyptian? She was the last
pharaoh of Egypt. But ethnically she was Macedonian Greek, believed
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to have descended from one of Alexander the Greats General Wow,
who got frisky one night and she came out. The
term gypsy was created because people thought they were for Egypt.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
They weren't. They were actually from northern Endy Egypt.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Egypsy.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Did you know hurricanes spin counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere
and clockwise in the southern Hemisphere because of a phenomenon
called the corealis effect.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
I did not know this.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's like toilets.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Toilets will spin clockwise in America, but if you go
below the equator they spin the other way so crazy.
It still gets the job done, though I try not
to look at it. Yeah, I don't want to know.
Oh no, corn, healthy, healthy poop. Well you think I
(43:43):
am a Houston redneck or something.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Here's one.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Did you know the following people have all killed someone
in a car accidently?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, God, Matthew Brodrey.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
In Ireland, Keith Moon killed his chauffeur, Rebecca Gayheart, remember her.
Caitlyn Jenner killed somebody in a car, right, Vince Neil killed.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Neil killed the drummer from Hanoy Ross was riding with him.
They had been up all night parting.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
In tennis player Venus Williams and Howard Hughes.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
He killed somebody to all.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
He had to do is give the victims family a
bunch of money and they forgot it. Yeah, you know it.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
And you know what we call actors parts rolls? Why
because in the nineteenth century in France, the actors would
get their scripts on rolls of paper. Now you know,
all right, we're gonna play choose your news, even pick
your ticket next.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
On the bull in them shovels. A lot of strange people.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
You came to the right play downas what was classic
rock Loan Star ninety two five. I kind of played
that memory of Val Kilmer, who played Jim Moran, did
such a great job with it. To see that he died.
I thought he was a really good actor. Okay, we
have a chance for you to pick your ticket. Choose
between tickets to see the new John Lennon movie. One
to one John and Yoko, or tickets to see your
(45:10):
Arlington Renegades play the Houston Rednecks this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
And all you have to do to win is.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Choose your all right, So the number to call to
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine two five.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I have four headlines here. Three of them are.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Actual, honest to God headlines from past issues of the
Weekly World News. One of them is fake. Find the
fake headline. You get to pick your ticket now.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
My calendar says there's a theme this week. So what's
the theme?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
The theme is black holes? Who Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
So when Randy was here, say speaking of black holes,
how's your mom? He expected it everything. Yeah, So these
are all about black holes? Which one is the fake headline?
Speaker 8 (45:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Headline number one? Black hole at the center of our
galaxy is Satan's butt, says top physicist who has stunned
the scientific conference. Controversial Christian space scientist claims that's all
that's left of the damned human souls that have been
chewed up, digested, and defecated from the bowels of Hell.
(46:19):
Mysterious black hole, twenty four thousand light years from Earth
is believed to be the Devil's anus instead of a collack.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Star Satan's black butthole. I could be fake.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I could have made it up, you know, is the
fake headline? Headline number two. Small black hole from outer
space discovered at the bottom of Colorado's Royal Gorge.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
It will destroy us all, says scientists.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
A leading geologist claims to have found a sinister, tiny
black hole about the size of the head of a
pin west of the Canyon Day, Colorado. It gets a
little bigger every day, and it will eventually suck the
United States and everything else on Earth into its incredibly
dense core and kill us all.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Scary.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
That's very scary, or is it?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Headline number three.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
NASA satellite records the voices of angels singing coming from
the center of a massive black hole.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
Oh now, see, that's a beautiful story.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Heavenly coarus eerily emanating from a giant void in the
fifty one Galaxy, twenty million light years away. The Space
Agency recently recorded the voices several months after the Hubble
telescope pinpointed the location and transmitted spectacular photographs back to Earth.
This is the greatest scientific and religious discovery of all time.
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Says a nerdy scientist. I don't know if he talks
that way even in this case of does or is it?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Headline?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Number four planet dissolving dust cloud from black hole is
vaporizing everything in its path.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
And it's headed to Earth. Oh, this is scary, scared stiff.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Astronomers have detected a mysterious chaos cloud that dissolves comets, asteroids, planets,
and entire stars coming in its path. The total annihilation
of our solar system is eminent, says astrophysicists.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So which one of those is the fake headline? Is it? Headline?
Number one?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Black hole at the center of our galaxy as Satan's butt,
says top physicists to a stun scientific conference. Number two
small black hole from outer space discovered at the bottom
of Colorado's Royal Gorge. It will destroy us all, says scientists.
Number three NASA satellite records the voices of angels singing
coming from the center of a massive black hole. Or
(48:37):
Number four planet dissolving dust cloud from massive black hole
is vaporizing everything in his path, and it's headed to Earth.
All right, here's my guest, that's your wrong.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
The wrong one.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, you got that one, right, Okay, that's okay, all right, Yeah,
now I can't get a Grand Slam, thanks loss, Yeah, okay?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one the chief You can figure it out. Boone of
them show which one is? Which one is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (49:12):
It's a headline number three.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Headline number three NASA satellite records voices of angels singing
from a black hole.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
So sorry, that's a real headline.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean so real.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
They don't have an American idol in heaven, so they
have to sing from black holes, I guess. So we
know it's not number three boning them? Joe, which one
do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Almost a number one? Number one? Black holes?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The center of our galaxy is Satan's butt.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, that that's the one I chose.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
And I knew that would get you.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yes, because it sounds like it's from the mind of
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It certainly does.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Okay, So here we are down to the last two.
They could almost get a Grand Slam.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yes, you could get a triple.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
But is it headline number two? Black hole from outer
space discovered at the bottom of Colorado's Royal gorget will
destroy us all or number four. Planet dissolving dust cloud
from massive black hole is vaporizing everything in this path,
and of course.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
It's headed to our earth. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Come on now, come on, bone them show, all right?
Which one do you think?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
What?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Number one? Number one that we already done? Number one?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Try again, number three, number three? Some of y'all, I'm
paying attention. Let's move on, Bone of them show all right?
Which one is it? Is it headline number two or
headline number four?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Give up there that was satan.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Yeah, hello, ball of them show, turn it, turn your
radio down now, okay, all right? Which one do you
think is the fake headline? Is it number two? Or
number four?
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Number four?
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Number four? That would be planet dissolving dust cloud from
massive black hole is vapor rising everything as bad?
Speaker 6 (51:03):
Got a triple bough?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Well, a triple is better than nothing, now that's true.
All right here, bon of them show by process of elimination.
It's not number one, not number three, and not number four.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
So which one is it? Number two? Number two?
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Way to go.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I'm trying to help you out here because this is
taken two damn wall.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
First of all, who is this versus Gil. What's up?
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Gil?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Now? Hang on?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Hang on there, Gil, you gotta pick your tickets.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Which one do you want?
Speaker 3 (51:38):
You want to take a see the new John Lennon
movie or see the Arlington Renegades on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I'd like to see the New John Lennon.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Okay, that means we will have the Arlington Renegade tickets
at the eight forty ticket window. Hold on, Gil, we
gotta get some information from you and then we'll hook
you up.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
All right, All right, let's here for Gil Way to God.
All right.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
You know we aren't the only ones opening up the
lone star ticket window today. While we have that family
four pack of tickets to see the Arlington read the gates,
Jeff k has tickets to Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin evening
May twenty first at the Majestic Theater in Dallas. He'll
give those away around four forty right here on Dallas
for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
You know, this time of the morning, traffic is all
tied up, isn't it. Yeah, that can be really frustrated
when you got to get somewhere, and you got to
get to it really really soon. And I smell lither
It means it's time for the Mistress of the.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Highways and the byways.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yes, sir, it's time for traffic and bondage, went on
one and only Lynda.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Well, well, if it isn't time for your morning to
wake up? Slap bow?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (53:00):
Yes? And now one for a ho two?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (53:06):
Did that hurt you?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Boy?
Speaker 6 (53:09):
And you guys thought you were the only ones who
could give a wake up flap again?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh damn it?
Speaker 6 (53:16):
Well look a here, bo, I whipped up something very
special for you this morning. Lift up the lid for
your breakfast. Oh eggs, Yes, oh my god, egg I
know how much you love them.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Up anything but eggs. Whip me. I'll take it.
Speaker 6 (53:35):
I just love to torture you, all right, bo Are
you ready for some knock knock jokes?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Knock joke?
Speaker 6 (53:42):
Yes, don't look at my knock Okay, okay, okay, okay,
knock knock?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Who's there?
Speaker 6 (53:47):
Jamaican?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Jamaican?
Speaker 6 (53:50):
Jamaican? Me want to whip you? Knock knock?
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Who's there?
Speaker 6 (53:58):
Moana? Maana Malanna shock you?
Speaker 3 (54:07):
All right?
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Let's look at that drive. Oh, dear me, Well, we
have a lot of gridlock in downtown court words. Traffic
is bumper a bumper. It is all tied up. Are
you ready to be tied up? Let's see if we
can leave some rope burns on those rest of yours.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Jesus, I love to see you hog tied.
Speaker 6 (54:34):
In Dallas on Grady Nipple Road.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
I'm sorry I have to interject. It's great. Nib okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Traffic is out of crawl in Dallas due to a
little fender bender. Someone was rear ended. Oh yeah, that
driver is butt hurt, you know what I mean. And
we have it slowdowns on the Bush and Plano. A
car slammed into a barrio. Oh, they're gonna have some
(55:06):
major whiplash. Did I say whiplash? Yeah? Again and again.
O geez, hope you're driving to work? Is oh so painful.
I'm Linda lash with your traffic in Bondu.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
That's gonna leave some scars. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
Lone Star ninety two five Dallas for Wars Classic Rock.
Lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 11 (55:37):
That is the first song on the first side of
the first album I ever bought with my own money.
Speaker 6 (55:45):
How many times did you listen to it over and
over and over.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
Agin, I still listen to it over and over and
over again. Yes, it's one of my favorite albums of
all time. The album was called Younger Than Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Do you remember how much it costs back then? Bro,
I'm curious. It was like two night something, and that
was a lot.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
Back then.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
My great aunt on the record shop called the record Shop,
and when the Beatles albums came in, she got those
in bolt, so I'd always get a free one or
a free Stone's album or whatever.
Speaker 6 (56:13):
And then you got into radio and you always got
a free one.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, that's true. I had to steal those.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
But that Younger Than Yesterday album, she only had one,
so I had to pay for it.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
Oh she made you pay.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
I've mold some yards to get money just to buy
that album.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Sweet Little Bow Robber.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Okay, we got a little email question that somebody wants to.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah for ask us stuff. This is from Joe. He says,
I was at the Chicago concert last night in San Antonio.
There was no Robert Lamb in sight, is he? Okay?
I don't think he'd leave the band. Well, you're right,
he wouldn't leave the band, but he has had several
health issues over the years. Now, we don't know specifically
why he did not perform in San Antonio last night,
(56:56):
but we've heard that he doesn't play every show, but
he is touring with them. Yeah, he doesn't play every show.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
And I don't mean to bad mouth somebody, but he
is a very boring interview.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
He's so boring.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
So instead of Robert Lamby's Robert lame, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Of course, you get Lockane or somebody like yeah, they're animated,
or Walter Parizeta or any of those other guys.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
They're all ready to go with it.
Speaker 10 (57:23):
I just think it's great that you're honest about something
like that. You could have buried that factor, but you
didn't know appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
And I don't. It's not that I don't like the guy.
I just wish he'd be a little more hot when
he's talking to it. Yeah, I'll answer that question.
Speaker 6 (57:39):
We've had several people like that.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Oh, yes, yeah, a lot of them don't make the air. Yeah,
very true, because we record all those interviews before.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
Well, because we fall asleep while we're talking to exactly,
or he makes us fall asleep listen to him say
something Okay, here's the story of Kilmar Armando Abrigold Garson,
who he is a Maryland resident with protected legal status.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
He was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, who due to
an administrative error by the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement
or ICE.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
Where they shave their heads and they take away their clothes.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Garcia, who fled gang violence in El Salvador in twenty eleven,
had been granted withholding of removal status, recognizing the danger
he face if he returned to El Salvador. Well, despite this,
he was arrested in Baltimore and deported to L Salvador's
Terrorism Confinement Center, where they shave your head and make
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you not wear a shirt and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Harry.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
The Trump administration acknowledged the mistake, but maintains that Garcia
has ties to a gang, a claim his attorney's dispute. Indubitably,
legal efforts are underway to facilitate his return to America,
while the administration argues that US courts lack jurisdiction over
actions taken by foreign governments. Can't you work something out
(59:05):
when it was your fault that the guys in prison?
Speaker 6 (59:08):
Now, I hope he ends up. Jeez all right, Washington.
D C. Corey Booker, the Democratic senator from New Jersey,
delivered a twenty five hour and five minute speech on
the Senate floor, setting a record for the longest continuous
address in the chambers history.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
He didn't sleep, eat, or nothing nothing.
Speaker 6 (59:29):
Corey Booker began his speech on Monday evening, declaring he
would continue as long as he was physically able to.
Throughout his address, he criticized Trump's policies, particularly cuts to
Social Security offices led by Advisor Elon Musk Department of
Government efficiency. Booker said, these are not normal times in
our nation. The threats to the American people and American
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democracy are grave and urgent. His speech surpassed the previous
record set by Senator strom Thurman's twenty four hour and
eight teen minute filibuster against the Civil Rights Actions of
nineteen fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He was kind of a racist brick to begin with.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
And this is one record that David Rush will not
be able to break because he's not a senator.
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
What didn't strom Thurman? He was a real racist. But
didn't he marry a black woman?
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Well, he had a child I think out of wedlock. Oh,
I think that's a story. Don't quote me on that one.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I don't care anyway.
Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
So those old powerful politicians, they have no choice but
to sit there for twenty five straight hours.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yes, and they can't get up and leave, They can't
go to the bathroom, they can't do nothing. As long
as this guy keeps talking, you gotta sit there and
listen to it.
Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
Well, I don't know if this is a cheerier story,
but it's definitely an escape from that twenty five hours.
My god, Hooters is filing for chapter eleven bankruptcy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
We mentioned that a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yeah, I thought they would be saved.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
They're not closing their doors.
Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
They're going to keep serving those awesome buffalo shrimp that
I love so much. But they are filing for chapter eleven.
They seek to address three hundred and seventy six mili
in the hole by selling all its company owned restaurants
to a buyer group backed by its original founders. Despite
the filing, hohooneer's promises restaurants will remain open.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
They're going to keep operating in business as usual.
Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
They also explain to the bankruptcy's part of a restructuring
support agreement approved by key stakeholders. It calls for selling
all one hundred and fifty one corporate owned restaurants to
a buyer group. The deal must be approved by a
US bankruptcy judge. It's expected to close in three or
four months. They have secured about thirty five million in
the Hooters headquarters from financing from its existing lender group
(01:01:41):
to help complete the transaction.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Just a file.
Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Yeah, it's thirty five million dollars in expenses. This ensures
the brand's continuity during this transition. Please get out of
the way of me and my buffalo shrimp. You don't
want to get between.
Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
Thirty five million dollars just a file for the cost
of doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, they gotta sell one hundred and fifty one restaurants.
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
And I don't like that they're going to a buyer
group because a lot of times then they change up
the recipes and the food is not as good original.
Speaker 11 (01:02:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I do like him winging over.
Oh yeah, leave that menu alone. Okay, coming up, we
got to take as see. The Arlington Renegade is at
Chuck Tow Stadium this Sunday. Is they play the Houston Rednecks.
I'll still call them that. It's not like we don't
have rednecks up here.
Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
You're gonna upset them and then they're gonna come out
for revenge.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Bo.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Anyway, that's coming up in the lone Star ticket Winder
on lone Star ninety two volumes.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Heyo just told me that's his favorite Beatles. Oh by
a mile man, that's a jam and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
By the way, a new Beatles biopic film series is
coming to theaters another yes, okay, and we now know
the actors who will play the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
The new film, titled Beatles, a four film cinematic event,
will be directed by Sam Mendez, who did two James
Bond movies that I think. He did Spector in Skyfall.
He did American Beauty and the World War One movie
nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
He's great and I remember reading about this. It's gonna
be four separate movies focusing on different actors.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
The stories of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and
Ringo Starr will be told through four movies. You better
make sure the first movie is a home run. If
you want us to come back to the theater three
more times to see the rest.
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
I think they're gonna break it down like there's gonna
be a Paul movie movie.
Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
There's four movies.
Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Okay, well the cash for the new film features Paul
Mescal playing Paul McCartney.
Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Really, I don't see that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I don't know who is that guy.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Oh, he was in the Last of Us, he was
in the Oh got the Star Wars one mage that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I'm sorry, here's a Gladiator too, Yes he was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, Oh, okay, I know who he is. Joseph Quinn
will play George Harrison Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I don't know him.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Barry Kilgan will star as Ringo Star, and Harris Dickinson
is portraying John Lennon.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I haven't heard of most of those guys, but like
I say, they better be good. Sony is producing the films,
and while they're scheduled for release in April of twenty
twenty eight, Variety reported that it's unknown if the movies
will be released all at once or one film during
each month, which is probably how they're gonna do it.
Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
Paul me scout Mandalorian, that's what you were thinking of?
Oh okay, okay, he's the Mandalorian.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I know they can.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I love that And I can't believe I drew a
blank totally spring farty.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
It happens on this show.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Brain farts happened all the time. We just cover them
up real good. It's like spraying some air freshener when
you fart. Yeah, I mean, by the way, who want
our tickets to go see the Arlington run a game?
Ladies and gentleman, A lovely lady. And the first time
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I like that. What a cool name. Rosie Dodge. Rosie
Dodge sound like she should be a roller derby skater.
It does, it does.
Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Congrats Rosie. She's sighted, she didn't expect to win. She's
gonna go get a lottery ticket today, and the whole
family's going on something night.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
So she's named after the car company Dodge. Yes, by
the way, if a Dodge is coming at you, that's
a good name to be.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
On it, to remind you to Dodge.
Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Tomorrow is fun with music day, El Boddy, don't you oversleep,
for you're going to miss all the fun.
Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
And make sure that you turn your radio onto lone
Star when you get to work and crank it up
because We've got NonStop classic rock for your workday. We
do it twice a day, Monday through Friday, just before
eleven with Debbie and then again before four with Jeff
k It's sixty minutes of NonStop classic rock to get
you through your workday right here on Dallas Wor's classical
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lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Whereas my mom used to say, hell's bells and cockle shells.
A I've never seen a cockle shell, don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
What it is.
Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Well, unzip your pants.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Oh you had to go there. This show was so
classy up to this point. Sure, sure it was no Roberts,
and you just ruined it. You just peed all over everything. Sorry,
no you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Guess what neither of.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
I You had to ask bells and cockle shell everybody
else can go to head.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Okay, let's talk some time wasters here, shall we?
Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
All right, let's do it. This is what we have
up on the Bow and Them show page lone Star
ninety two five dot com. More drama from the world
of Ario Speedwagon.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah yep.
Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Former Rio Speedwagon bassis Bruce Hall is weighing in on
the band's former singer Can Cronin being all upset with
not being part of the band's June fourteenth reunion show
in their hometown of Champagne, Illinois, and Kevin Cronin took
to social media to talk about how upset he was. Well.
Bruce Hall took to social media as well to say
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everyone was invited to participate in early January, and he
went on to say that the event is an actual
benefit for a cancer charity for the hospital that saved
Bruce Hall's son's life. So anyone can be hurt by
anyone that's hurt by it, well, what kind of person
are they?
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
For his part, Kevin Cronin has said that he hates
to see Ario Speedwagon's dirty laundry aired in public.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
If it were up to me, I would have kept
this whole thing quiet. I never brought it in front
of the fans or you know, bands have things that
they got to work out, and I would have preferred
to just work it out man to man and person
to person. But when the internet gets involved, in social
media gets involved, that didn't help anything. But it just happened.
(01:08:01):
Life just happens sometimes, and once energy happens, how do
you turn back? And it makes me sad in some ways,
because you know, Ario Speedwagen is an American institution, and
it's it's sad to see it not be able to continue.
Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Yeah. So yeah, so the fans are sad as well,
not just you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I mean it's like John Anderson not in Yes,
you know, I've always brought that up.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
What did we call him?
Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Since John Anderson is not in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
No? No, Hey.
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Billy Joe was the first major active member of the
Rock and Hall of Fame to publicly come out in
support of why Joe Cocker should be nominated for induction
back in twenty fourteen, the year that Joe Cocker died.
He even wrote a letter back then, but to no avail.
And here we are, all these years later, and Joe
Cocker finally nominated, but we won't find out until later
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this month whether he's going to be part of the
Class of twenty twenty five. So once again, Billy Joel
is pushing for Joe Cocker to get his due. So
Billy Joel reposted a video of himself reading that letter
from twenty fourteen. Here is just a bit of it.
Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
When I first heard him in nineteen sixty nine, I
was very inspired by the sound of his incredibly raw
and soulful vocal style. That became a watershed year in
my life. That year, I attended the woochs Dot festival,
bought the first led Zeppelin album, and heard Joe Cocker saying,
with little help for my friends.
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
We have the entire video up for people to check out.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I have a special liking for Joe Cocker because him
and his band saying Happy Birthday to me at a
bar in New Orleans. I think I was turning like twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Five or something. That was your long time with girl.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Special is that I'll always hold that close. Say, of course,
did you vote today?
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Yes? I voted yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
We are voting every day. Joe Cocker bad company. We
need get them into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Leave Rolling Stone's teasing a big announcement for this Friday.
We have the video up. It shows the band with
T shirts being sewn with the occasional glimpse of the
words Europe twenty twenty five. It's captioned rare reworked, Ready
(01:10:17):
to make history again. We'll have that announcement on Friday.
Bruce Springsteen, more than the loss of his childhood friend
Joe Depew, who was the inspiration for his nineteen eighty
five hit Glory Days Now. Bruce played little league baseball
with Joe Depew in Freehold, New Jersey. Depew died at
the age of seventy five from cancer last week. And
(01:10:37):
speaking of Bruce, he has a social media post up
where he's teasing the possibility of new music coming out
of the vault. We'll finally move over, David Rush. Here's
a Guinness World record he will not be able to beat.
Chanelle Tapper has set the Guinness World Record for the
(01:10:57):
longest female tongue, with the tongue measuring nearly four inches
from the tip to the middle of her lip. And
we have the video of you know what she can
do with her long ass tongue? What she can play jinga, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
I've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, she pushes the blocks out with her tongue.
Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
We had the video up on the BA and Them
show page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Be afraid the French Kisser a might choke to death
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
that's the end of the Wednesday Show. We learned a
little bit on ask us stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
We learned why chickens.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Wear glasses and they really do, they really do.
Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
And thank you to all of Frank Colnando's inner voice.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yes, all the voices inside of his head were here
this morning.
Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Then answered all of our ask us stuff questions today.
Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
Is that amazing how he just seamlessly switched from voice
to voice to voice in seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Well, because he'd been doing it for a while.
Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
I loved Charles Sparkley and shot coming in, Robert Downey
Junior just thinking over and then Trump and then Joe
Biden was like, oh god.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
With the soda pop burps, we spind the impression wheel
and whatever it landed on. He had to do the
questions answer in that voice.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
He was awesome. Morgan Freeman answering the first question about
April Foolsman, He's awesome.
Speaker 10 (01:12:27):
Addison in prov there's only one Frank Kellendo show this
week people.
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Yeah he's while he's in high demand. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Surprised, and I you know, I thanked him profusely for
waking up super early on a Thursday. His show isn't
until tomorrow night, and he goes, oh no, I'm I
purposely came early to be on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Yeah, he's an old friend of the shows. And well,
I wish one time we could get Airy Spears and
him in here so they can do the stuff that they.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Used to do on Fox and FILS.
Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
Now. The last time Airy Spears was in the studio,
do you remember, I felt like we were gonna have
to poke him with a to kind of wake them up.
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Aries is either bringing it or he'd been up all
night of the titbok. You know.
Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Last time he was here, he was up all night.
Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Yeah, I think I think you're absolutely okay. Coming up
our after show decompression session on Facebook. Yes, as we
get ready for Fun with Music Day tomorrow, and I've
picked out a mashup that will honor the now late
Val Kilmore. Oh okay, I'll explain it when you play.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
That was a real nice tribute to his memory that
you did today on the air. It was fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Well, I learned a lot about Val Kilmer.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Oh, and we'll do uh, since it's Fun with Music Day,
we'll do a theme to one of his movies and
you have to identify the movie so you can pick
your ticket.
Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
It's really nice on social media this morning is seeing
the tributes pour in from like Tom Cruise, And one
of the videos that I saw was the farewell that
Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer had in Top Gun. Maverick
so so powerful for the hug, but in one of
the lines is he types out, you have to let.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
It go, poor Val. Jeez.
Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Always Okay, So we'll see you on the after show
decompression session, and we'll see you on the show enough
show tomorrow. All right, right, keep it between the ditches, ditches,
Bye bye,
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