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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My mother.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Mother's Mother's Day is this weekend, the.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Celebration of motherhood.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Why why don't you talk back?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Don't talk back to your mother.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
So I take Mother's Day celebrating very seriously A little
bit in a few hours to myself.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
They want to go to brunch with you.
Speaker 6 (00:19):
I don't want to look at any dishes or laundry.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But somebody else starts the coffee. Somebody else take the
dog out. Oh, it's worse and worse.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
The time is running out to make your plants for
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Mother is a day.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It is Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Your mama show dumb. She tried to put Eminem's in
alphabetical order.
Speaker 8 (00:40):
He knows it all.
Speaker 9 (00:41):
I told you, no, mama dancing your daddy.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Maybe Sunday can buy My mom's influenced that she always
wanted dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, you've done it again, mother.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
She said, you're a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Your mom's naked on the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I can't fire her.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
She she's with us forever.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
She's like a mother to me. I think in the
best mommy you were.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Oh he has a face only a mother could love.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You'll be told about my mama's.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Was that super sexy mother of yours mother's day.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is a joke.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Mama day, I say, your daddy old can roll.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This isn't my mother us plain better than anyone else?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Your mama, don't dad, say your daddy don't rock? Come
give your mama kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You leave the long around and style that you go.
Speaker 10 (01:36):
You gotta rock, you can rock.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You mother.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Got a huge king bed. It'll be nice to have
a buffer between me.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
And my mom.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I'm mad. I'm mad enough to throw one of
these little lady heads out of here.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
I don't want to go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I want to stay home.
Speaker 11 (01:51):
Yeah, you want to say, oh heyes, Mommy.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Give her something that says I'm not a woman anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm a mom. Damn brother.
Speaker 10 (01:59):
Kiss, here's money.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
You've done your job.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Mom, Mom, do you.
Speaker 12 (02:09):
Know what is.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Only a fun?
Speaker 13 (02:14):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Didn't I buy a case for you and your friends
on your eighteenth birthday?
Speaker 14 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And you drink it yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Tell your mommy to be happy with who she is
and stop being bitter about her thighs. She's got the
mom haircuts, super mom.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
And then I tell you money throwt No little sticker's
gonna tell us.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We can't take mom to WrestleMania. So I do want
to be the best mommy.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I can't do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I am not a mama's boy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes, wouldn't it minutes even if you were?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Now, would you all those football stars and basketball stars
and hockey starting.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Their mama boys?
Speaker 8 (02:58):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And here's the thing, Yes, Dad get you into sports.
Dad takes you to your football practice, your football game, baseball, basketball,
whatever it is. And then what happens when they get
on TV and they get shown on the camera. What
do they say, Hi, mom? That just gets left out?
Speaker 12 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are we a little bit of bot Roberts?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, she shu.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Well, it's Mom's weekend. Mother's Day is this Sunday?
Speaker 15 (03:28):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In Mexico, Mother's Day is always May ten, And my mom,
who of course was from Mexico, always wanted me to
celebrate both days, the American Mother's Day and the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She'd get double prize. That's right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Some people spend a whole week celebrating their birthday. Mom
has got a legit point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yep, Well it is Friday, Oh, Arnest Jay is going
to be here, he said, the Addison improv this weekend.
I want's see if my wife Debora came up, I said,
go tell Arnes Jay high from me when you go
to the show, because she went to the show last night.
So we'll see. We'll see. But yesterday is Friday and
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we're celebrating tear the tags off the mattress deck. Yes,
please go as the joke goes, and it is a joke.
When you tear a tag off a mattress or a pillow,
you're guilty of a crime and good face time in
the slammer. Think peey hermant.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Do not remove under the penalty of law labels they
put on mattresses.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Yeah, well I cut one of them off.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, I got a real boy, always thought, don't law.
It's perfectly legal to tear the tags off it. It's
only in effect until a mattress is purchased and delivered,
and thus applies only to manufacturers and retailers.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
It's a public service announcement for all those people that
still have to tag on their mattress.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If they do it, they get busted.
Speaker 16 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
If it's so though, and it's yours, then you do
whatever you want. That's right. Letter rip. Today is also
a Military spouse Appreciation Day, Yes, because it's the whole family.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Respect sometimes forget about the partners who have to deal
with worry and loneliness when the ones they love gets
called to an other side of the world for whatever reason.
Ye lost sock Memorial Day? What is the over and
under on how many of your socks have disappeared and
vanished without a trace.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah, I'm just afraid if I opened up my dryer
there'd just be bunches and bunches of sock.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's hooray for buttons day. Okay, Yeah, until you're about
to pish your pants because you can't get your button
fly jeans open in time. That's why zippers are what
they're for. You might have had an experience like that bow.
Actually I did that when I was much younger. My
bladder is a lot stronger now.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It is fantastic Friday. What giving sharks a voice? We'll
think about Bruce and finding Nemo. Yes, always talk, and
he wouldn't eat fish until he smelled blood.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The fifteenth anniversary of Jaws is coming up. There having
a huge party at Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where they shot it.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Really, they're gonna They're gonna float in the water and
watch the Jaws movie on the screen.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah, hard pass for me?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Truth, how many years? Twenty years already?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Fifty?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I mean fifty crazy?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
No, I believe it because it was when I was young,
and I remember being afraid of going in the water. Yeah,
and now there's so many more shark sightings on South
Podria Island.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's why I ain't gonna get in the water in
South Podria Island. It is National Most cock O Day.
You whinos know that's not cheap ass Mad Dog twenty
twenty kind of rotgut wine. It's still kind of sweet though.
The day was established by the Gallo family, Ernest Sting,
Julie O Gallows family Vineyards. Uh, it's butternut crotch. Wait
(07:06):
a minute, what National butterscott today? Jesus all right, it's
also National Pubic Gardens Day. Oh, if you want me
to drop trial and show you my short oh oh,
that's National Public Gardens Day. Thank you? You got this ball?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
My bad?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, I'm for him. Okay, let's get it ready for
sports of all sorts.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Hey, are we gonna have to count the moms and
the mothers?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Damn right? All right, everybody ready because it's about that
time to kick it into high gear. That's good. That's
dood it comes you know why, James crime? Why because
a mom just whooped the ass for doing something bad,
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then she deserved it. Well, but we like it when
Jim bad go ahead. I had to refocus there. Hey,
it's six thirty one times for Sports of Words.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
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Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, your Dallas Stars faced the Winnipeg Jets again tonight
for Game two of the second round series, and if
Miko Rentinen plays like he did in Game one, we're
gonna have a good chance to take this one too.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Nko another hat trick.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Please, jeez.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The Stars lead the seiery series series following a one
to nothing three to two victory, so they're now one
game ahead. Of course, they've only played one game, but
they handed Winnipeg their first loss at home this postseason
and it was a thing of beauty.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Those guys are good, though, but Stars were better. The
Stars have gone twenty three for twenty six on the
penalty kill this postseason for an eighty eight point five
percent success rate, which was tied with Florida for the
second best mark in the league. Dallas has not allowed
a power play goal against them since Game four of
the first round. That's good. Yeah, keep it coming, get
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on that penalty kill. Captain Jamie Benn enters tonight's matchup
having played in one hundred and ten postseason games, all
with the Dallas Stars. Now during his playoff career, Jamie
Ben has earned seventy nine points, which ranked second among
active Star skater behind Miko Renzenden, the undisputed star of
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Game one. Yeah he was on fire.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Now the puck will drop at eight thirty tonight in
Wien a pig. The Stars will come back to their
home ice for Game three on Sunday at three point thirty.
So take your mama to the game. She'd like to
see a few of those fights. I'm sure, oh mama.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
All right, let's talk basketball. It must win time for
both the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Boston Celtics. The East
top two teams each lost the first two games of
the respective second round series on their home courts, and
they will now look to avoid facing a three.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
To zero deficit that no the NBA team has.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ever managed to overcome. Now, the Cavs dropped consecutive games
to the Indiana Pacers, the latter on a buzzer beating heartbreaker.
The Celtics surrender twenty point thirty quarter leads and consecutive
losses to the New York Knicks, and I don't know
if you saw after Wednesday Night's loss, the Celtics fans
and the Knicks fans got into a huge brawl inside
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the arena and outside of the arena and bosses, oh
my god, it went viral. Many NBA teams have come
back from a two to oh series deficit thirty four
to be exact, but all that managed to do so
were victorious in Game three, so that is key. An
NBA team has never come back from a three to
oh deficit to win the series in the playoffs. Teams
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that opened a three to oh series lead in all
NBA postseason series and they have gone one to fifty
nine to you.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Oh wow, All right, let's expand a little more on
went in. I just told you after the New York
Knicks shot the NBA world by making two consecutive twenty
point comebacks against defending champions Boston Celtics, it's going to
cost fans a ton of money to get into Game
three of their playoff series, which is at Madison Square
Garden Marnight.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Well, how much are we talking?
Speaker 13 (11:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
According to tick Pick, the average price to get into
this game is seven hundred and thirty four dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Why average price?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I'm mouth Yeah, something up in the little nosebleedy sections.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You know you want court side?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Fifty thousand dollars. I do not think so. I don't
need to be that close to get bees a sweat
thrown on me for fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Amn, brother bow. Another case of how bad do you
want to see this game?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
How rich are you? Rich?
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Are you? Now?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Anna? I know you're a big Bob Lily fan? Yes,
I love him. You know about this story?
Speaker 15 (11:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Former Cowboys defensive end and Pro Football Hall of Famer
Bob Lily is being credited with saving his wife's life
during a medical crisis.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
That surprised me. He's so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It all started when she woke up with a horrible
headache in February, and today she's celebrating her survival and
recovery from a life threatening stroke. It's been a long
road in recovery as eighty year old, and Lily has
spent the last ten weeks in hospitals in rehab. Yesterday
she finally got to go home after emergency brain surgery.
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Bob Lily has been by her side ever since. Every
day she's improving, and now she's strong enough to go home.
Another example that Bob Lily is a class act. But
we all knew that.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It just makes me love him all the more because
I know how much you love Bob Lilly.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Get well soon, Anne Lily. So let's talk baseball now.
The Rangers new hitting coach Brett Boone definitely has his
work cut out for help. Oh yeah, The Rangers were
shut out yesterday in Boston. It was embarrassing, losing to
the Red Sox five to nothing. Boston's Rafael Deavers homeward
and drove in two runs in the game, while five
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Bostoners combined for the five hit shutout. As for the Rangers,
Texas starter Jake jack Lyder took the loss, giving up
four runs and walking four in five innings. Tucker Barnhart
collected two of the rangers five hits. Now, the Rangers
have now dropped nine of their last twelve games. They
hope to turn things around today. They're heading to Detroit
to face off at the Tigers for a three game
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series in Detroit. First pitch today will be at five
forty and you can catch the game on the Ranger
Sports Network. But in some exciting Rangers news, the Rangers
are expected to sign a Korean baseball star who is
described as the Korean show Hey Otani due to his
ability to play on both sides of the ball. According
to the Dallas Morning News, eighteen year old Kim Sung
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yun is expected to receive a little more than a
million dollars in a signing bonus.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Not bad for an eighteen year old, and the deal
is pending a physical. Yeah, those are Asians. They know
how to play face. Yeah, it would be nice to
have a show Hey Otani on our team. Americans in
Puerto Ricans. Yeh man, they know how to play that
game well.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
The Los Angeles Rams organization have figured out a creative
way to get their training and their ramp up started
and at the same time get the heck out of
smell A, California for a little while and give the
lungs a rest. The LA Rams are headed to a
mini camp in Maui, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Maui Oh yes, no, I've been on the airplane, but
I didn't get to get out and enjoy it. Oh
it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's like a little Austin that's on a beach and
the seven pools, the road to Haunta, I could go
on and on. The RAMS announced they're moving Mini Camp
to Maui in an effort to promote tourism to Maui
and to the state of Hawaii in general, especially since
those wildfires have caused a decrease in visitors over the
past couple of years. The camp's gonna run from June
sixteenth to June nineteenth, and as a bonus, players will
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bring their families.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Along on the trail.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah maybe iHeart do that.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah yeah, they'll send this to Hawaii to cover it
there already by the chickens. All right, let's straighten up.
Speaker 13 (15:23):
It shot.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Well. After a week of action, the US opened Pickleball
Championships finished up over this past weekend in Naples, Florida,
and the event was a huge success. More than thirty
five hundred competitors from all fifty states in forty countries
showed up and played nearly six thousand matches. Damn over
one hundred and sixty thousand dollars in prize money was
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awarded when champions were crowned last Saturday, and along with
all the competitors showing up to play, more than fifty
thousand spectators showed up to cheer the players on why pickle? Okay,
they're gonna send us to cover that next year. The
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Floor and the Family too. Oh yeah, Tallafores Classic Rock
Both Starre ninety two five. Okay, got some Mother's Day
stuff to play for you here later on, But now
it's time for the freaking fool file. A twenty four
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year old mother from Helsingborg, Sweden, was recently convicted of
harassment after cracking an egg on her daughter's forehead for
a TikTok video. Now we've all seen them, yeah, and
they're funny as hell. The kid doesn't get hurt. What's
funny is the kid's expression on the Facebook. Mom cracks
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an egg.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Hommy, why you do edies?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Kind of like the ones where they threw the cheese
slices at the massa.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Now that's another one. Because the baby would be crying.
You throw the cheese slides on his head and he
stops crying. Well in twenty twenty three, that controversial trend
went viral on TikTok. Parents all over the world started
filming themselves pranking their small children by cracking eggs on
their foreheads and laughing at the kid's expression on their face.
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I'm sure you've seen those videos, and they're funny as
hell and totally harmless to the kid. The twenty four
year old woman insisted that it was just a silly
prank and that everyone was doing it on TikTok at
the time, but that wasn't enough to impress the hard
ass judge. The incident occurred last summer when the unnamed
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mother told her daughter they were going to bake an
apple cake together and film it for a TikTok video. Well.
At one point, the young wannabe influencer picks up an
eggs and cracks it against her daughter's forehead because she's
looking over the bowl looking what's going on, it's fawn target.
It caused the yoke to run down her face. The
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surprised girl told her laughing mother that it hurt and
asked her to stop. Well. The woman's video eventually got
around one hundred thousand views on TikTok. But one of
the people who saw it reported it to the police,
and the young mother became a suspect in the harassment
case against her own dogs. Wait a minute, was the
woman's name, Karen Nah? You'd think the young mother defended herself,
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claiming that she was just repeating a harmless prank that
was trendy on TikTok, but that didn't sway the judge.
She was found guilty of harassing her daughter by a
district court and find several thousand dollars in American money
able to her daughter. Oh my gosh, look, can people
just take a joke every one in while? Easy? Oh, mom,
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because it was funny watching the kid's face after they
don't expect their mom to crack an egg on their fork.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know it didn't hurt, It was embarrassing. That's why
the little girl right, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Know if that's funny you or throwing the cheese on
the baby's head when they cry.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
All right, let's travel to Iran doctors ed Iran's Isfahan
University of Medicine recently documented the case of a twenty
three year old guy whose head dropped to a ninety
degree angle because his neck muscles could no longer support
his head.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
This is known as dropped head syndrome, and it's a
serious medical condition characterized by weakness in the neck extensor muscles,
which renders them unable to support the weight of a head,
so it just hangs down on the person's shoulders. Now,
it's usually associated with various neuromuscular conditions, but this guy's
doctors recently reported a previously undocumented case that it caused
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by years of substance abuse.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
The twenty three year old unnamed patient was described as
having a significant medical history of major depressive disorder and
substance abuse, including addiction to heroin, opium, and unfetamines. Doctors
believe that when the man did amphetamines, he would get
so cranked up that he consistently maintained a fixed neck
position for hours, leading to a quote progressive alteration in
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his alignment. In other words, his neck would remain so
rigidly stiff for so long after a big hit of
speed that his neck mescles just gave out.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
They were like, I'm not out.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Doctors reported that the patient eventually sought medical attention following
a lot of surgery. He also had several psychiatric consultations
and he was able to give up drugs altogether. A
one year follow up revealed satisfactory improvement in his alignment
and correction in the position of his fine and the
guy will be able to hold his head up straight
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in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So it's a miracle. What reminds me of is that
episode of The Simpsons where Bart's neck grew and his
head was just dragging on the ground.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Everything goes back to the Simpsons, but yes, it does.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
The Simpsons are the three Stooges. Yes, that's how we rolling.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, meth is a hell of a drug. I'll be safe.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Astoria Heights business owner Anthony Della Vecchia decided to put
up a steel fence on a sidewalk next to his
property last April. The word on is correct here. He
didn't put it before the sidewalk. He built a fence
around the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
He blocked out fifty feet of public sidewalk and took
away ten parking spots in that area.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's my area.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah, the guy runs a contracting business. He plunked out
twenty five thousand dollars to put this fence up. He
was pissed because people were dumping trash like beer bottles
and condoms onto the sidewalk right there. So he comes
forward and says, I own this sidewalk and part of
the road, and here's a taxmac to prove it.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Now.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
However, the city's Department of Transportation issued or no this
last month, giving him until May seventeen to take that
fence down or face a violation and several hundreds of
dollars in fines. So locals and a community leader said,
there's no trash problem and the fence makes a dangerous
intersection even worse. But Delavekia claims that the sidewalk in
front of his house from one end to the other
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is rightfully his because he staked his claim on the
property when he first moved in.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's his peace. He says, Oh, I claim it to
be mine. Hi hereby dubbed this place mine.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
That's what he did.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He's delusional.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Authorities say yeah, that's not legal, and he plans to
fight the order in court.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, he's got eight days to do it, right, he's
got a hand on it. Done by the seventeenth. Okay,
here's a very odd story. Two Belgian teenagers found with
five thousand ants living in a makeshift at heel in
their parents' home in Kenya. We're given a choice of
paying a fine of seven seven hundred are serving twelve
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months in prison, the minimum penalty for the offense for
violating wildlife conservation laws. How do you get those ants
in there? Well, I'll explain. Authority said the ants were
destined for European and Asian markets because chocolate covered ants
are a delatus the night they are I've actually had
one before. Now. Belgian nationalists Leroy David and Sepeddi Lowin Chicks,
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both nineteen years old, were arrested with five thousand ants
living in their house, which is home to various national
parks in the county where they live. The two teenagers
faced that fine or a year in prison. So how
did these two boys get the ants into their parents' house? Yeah,
they said they would squirt a trail of honey and
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sugar from the antilla, and the ants would march along
the delicious trail all the way into the kid fuckers
marching in five thousand ants compose the Antswers got pissed
off and decided I don't gam him right, there's popsicle
sticks in the garbage. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I guess there's big money in the chocolate covered ants business.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Well they're better because I'd have me a can of
rage just in case they got a little test.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yet, hey, covering up next hour. Your last chance this
week to pick your ticket. Choose between a pair of
three day wrist bands to Austin City Limits in October,
or you can pick tickets to see Brian Adams and
Pat Benattar at the American Airline Center in November. Pick
your ticket around seven fifty and Bow. You're gonna have
us count the moms and the mothers.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You know it all right?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That's coming up on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas fort Worth's classic rock on lone Star ninety two
to five.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I'm glad we were all together. So there's a mother song,
and I've got several more to play for you. But
I think I know what what's going on. I saw
Beulah on her way back to CARYLD, so I know
since it's Mother's Day.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
I'm sorry, missus Rogerson.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
You know, I really hate just barging on in here.
When the on airlight. Deally, thing is a blanking, But
I got.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Something to say.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well what you got to say?
Speaker 11 (25:21):
You know, I've always heard it's a penny for your thoughts,
so I thought i'd put my two cents in.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
As a mama myself, a mama of nine?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
What you have?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Nine children?
Speaker 11 (25:36):
That's right, nine nine that have squirted out of me
over the years.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
What a sweet way to put it too.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
There's Mary, Gary, Harriet, Larry Benny, Jenny Kenny, and Clem
and Kleatas Kleidas was the one who just kind of
wandered up on the porch one day, so we capt
it kind of like I just wandered on in here. Anyways,
I do know a thing of three about a mama.
And if anybody would like to hear any advice from
a mama of nine children, I.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Have some for you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Listen, Mama's out there listening right now. Take it from.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Someone who has spent years and years and years changing diapers,
cleaning up vomit, wiping up dookie puddles, getting chewing God
out of higher, bandaging up booboos, and just trying to
keep decent order in a home before mayhem breaks out
at any moment. If you have persistently and lovingly tried
to give your kids wisdom and they have it taken
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to it, don't be hard on yourself because some heads
are just harder than others. Think about it, if God
had trouble raising his first two kids, what makes you
think it'd be a.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Piece of cake for you? Amen?
Speaker 11 (26:45):
You spend the first two years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk, then you spend the next
sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. And
you know, when they're young they step on your toes.
When they get older, they step on you now, don't they?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
And if you're lucky enough to ever get grandkids, just
remember grandkids are God's reward for not choking your own
kids to death, because if you're a mother of teenagers,
you know why some animals eat their young, don't you?
And remember that your children settldom misquote you. In fact,
they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. So,
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if I could give y'all any advice at all from
a mama of nine kids, my advice would be be
nice to your kids, because they're gonna choose your nursing
home one day.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
And if you get a lot of tension, and you
get a headache from all your kids running around being
a bunch of little heatheleous demons from hell, then do
what it says on an aspin bottle. What take two
and keep away from children? Yes, y'all, Happy Mother's Day.
Now I better get a whole mess of stuff from
my nine kids. Lais too, who just wandered up on
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the porch one yet over?
Speaker 14 (27:59):
That's enough, you be prepared for the mother of all events.
Has Mother's Day is? Soliders see kids from around the
nation attempt to win over Mom with nothing but a
greeting card and face the ultimate killt injected smacktor. Then,
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after the kids go to bed, witness Dad take on
Mom as he creaks up the maternal combustion.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
This isn't your mother's holiday.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Oh wait, it is, so get your gifts now and
make your reservations because Mother's Day is sounder.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Here's a little song for the woman who had me.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
She's the mother of my sister.
Speaker 15 (28:46):
How we love each other. She's the daughter of my grandma,
the wife of my aunt's brother. Watch, she the niece
of my great uncle. Her cousins call him mom to
my wife's grandparents' children, she's there mother in law.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
She's the grandmom my.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Nephew the best and my cousins have.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
She is married to the son in law of her
mom and dad.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
There are other.
Speaker 15 (29:12):
Ways to say it, but in my husband world, she'll
always be my grandfather's nephews father's brother's girl. Emma's for
the meatballs she made for me, Always for the orangutan
she lets me leave. She is for the toilet training
that helps him makes me strong. HR spells her and
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it's for her.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I wrote this song.
Speaker 15 (29:37):
She's the cousin of my grandma's brother's little boy. To
her paternal grandma's son, she is pride and joy. She's
her sister's mother's daughter, and though she has no brothers,
she'll always be my nephew's father's brother in law's mother.
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mamma, you'll follow all of that, he said, Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. There's another Mother's song, Ohzi
I was born. I love your mama. My mom coming home,
so make me a steak dinner when I get there.
I have several other Mother's Day goodies to play for you,
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including this one. Now, if you're a mother, you're gonna
have to pay close attention here because this song has
everything you've probably ever said to your kids. Oh I
know it's awesome, and it's done to the William Tell overture.
Speaker 17 (30:34):
Love it ready, Yes, here you go, mama, Get them now,
get them now, get about of bet wash your faceborsh
teeth comes like behead.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Here's your clothes and your shoes here.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
The words I said?
Speaker 17 (30:55):
Get him?
Speaker 14 (30:56):
Now?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Get up and make your bed?
Speaker 18 (30:57):
Are you hot?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Are you cold? Are you wearing that?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Where's your your homework? Out and guard your coat and
your gloves and your scarf. Bet have to print. You
gotta feed the cat, eat your parts. The experts tell
listens how post impart.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
And me a love.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I'll take your mind and then some of you will
grow it onday to be big and texts.
Speaker 19 (31:11):
When you do, your dullness will.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Be seen you at three two, don't we get your piano?
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Listen?
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Is this after?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Its played on shovel too slowly, but hurry the bus
is here. Be careful, come back here?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside? Don't be rope?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Would you just play fair? People like make a friend,
don't forget to share, work it out with your turn.
Never take good dare get along to might me come
down there?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Clean your room, filled your close, but your stuf by
a way make your mad to do it?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Do we have all day?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Were you're born in a barn?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Would you like some Hey?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Can you even hear it?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Where I say?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Don't sit so close to turn it down? I'm texting
at the table.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Computer time tonight.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Your iPods my iPod. If you don't listen up where
you're going in, we'll spend that time.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Do you think you're coming home?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Saying thank you, please excuse me?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Makes you welcome everywhere you run. You appreciate mom, listen
some new when your olds are in your broth.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
But until you have a couple living children of your own,
you'll thank me for the council I gave you so willingly.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But right now I thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Not to roll your eyes at me. Close your mouth
when you chew.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We'd appreciate.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate.
You do not burper, I'll set you straight. Eat the
food I put them on your plate. Get an egg
and a door down its mark with me to get
a grip getting here I have two three and get
a jocket life, get a PhD.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Get dogs, I care.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
You're ground dead until six.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once,
for heaven.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Sake, and get all your friends jumped off a color
which you jumped in. If I'm Saturday once, I've said
at least about the time before that car to play.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
And must me.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Look at me when I am talking, Stand up straighter
when you walk a class for a grip.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And are you must be a plus.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Blush, switch your PJS on, getting back to get your Apparently, mom,
don't forget I love you.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
The reason why because because.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I said so, I said so, I said so, I
said so. That's it is tough being a mommy, you know,
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And believe me, your mom does know. Yes, he does.
He knows what you've been up to in your room
with the door locked. This man, that is I wanted
to ask you this question before we go any further.
All right, Uh, what do you think about the new pope?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I'm excited about him, the first American pope in history.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (33:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
He attended Catholic Theological Union, where he received his Masters
of Divinity degree. Really, you can get a Master of Divinity. Yep,
damn Pope Leo. The fourteenth merchandise started popping up. Yes,
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a variety of items from T shirts to collectible cards
are on sale on sites like sty and Obvious Shirts.
Some of the merchandise points to Chicago's sports team because
he's from Chicago. Pope with fyeh Dub Pope and Sweet
Pope Chicago t shirt. Did anyone think of something for
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the shower? You could have Pope soap on a road. Yeah,
there's all kinds of things. In fact, somebody I think
has got something else. It's happened.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
The smoke is white.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
A new Pope has been chosen, which means it's time.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
To celebrate with a new mattress at the New Pope
Mattress Blobout Sale. Yes, has chosen an American to be
the next Pope, and it's time for you to choose
from our giant inventory of mattresses at the New Pope
Mattress Blowout Sale.
Speaker 16 (35:06):
I was so anxious about who would be the next
Pope that I couldn't sleep, But now I'm getting the
best sleep in my life on a super comfy king
size mattress from the new Pope Mattress blowout sale.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You got that right.
Speaker 13 (35:18):
Look at the most heavenly sleep of your life on
a mattress from the new Pope Mattress blowout sale going on.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Now, Oh, I should go today? Okay, it is Friday,
and as usual, there's a lot going on this weekend.
So let's take a look, see, shall we. It's time
for Hey? What y I'm so glad you asked run
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it down?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Well, it's Mother's Day weekend bo and if you didn't
make reservation for a Mother's Day brunch or lunch or dinner,
so well yep. Now, if mom loves hockey, she's in luck.
Tonight you can take her to the PNC Closet the
American Airline Center for the official watch bar for tonight
Stars Winnipeg Jets game. The game is being played in Winnipeg.
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Puck will drop tonight at the watch party at eight
thirty and our own Jeff k will be on hand. Then,
on Sunday, Mother's Day, take mom to see the Stars
live in Game three of Round two of the NHL Playoffs.
Puck will drop at three thirty pm at the American
Airline Center on Sunday football fans, the Arlington Renegades face
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off with the Michigan Panthers in UFL Action at Chalktass
Stadium in Arlington Tomorrow. It's fan appreciation Day. It's also
the last home game for the Renegades. Kickoff will be
at noon. If you're a soccer fan, you're gonna want
to head to Toyota Stadium in Frisco tomorrow night to
see FC Dallas take on Rial's Salt Lake. Match will
start at seven thirty Tomorrow night Cowtown Coliseum in Fort
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Worth this weekend the elimination rounds of the PBR World Finals.
The finals will take place next weekend at Jerry World
at and T Stadium, so get ready.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
To unlease the Beast.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Meanwhile, at fair Park Coliseum in Dallas Tomorrow and Sunday,
Monster Truck Wars not Monster Monster, America's wildest monster truck
show with a superstar lineup, kids, powerwheel races, and more.
Kids actually will get to take a ride in a
real monster truck. If your mom loves Mariachi music, she
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is gonna love the Grassias Mama Concert featuring Madiachi's and
ballet Book Lodico at Arlington Music Hall Tonight. Tomorrow night
at Arlington Music Hall, the More Live Tour Randy Travis
and the Original Randy Travis Band with guest vocalist James
de Pray singing all of Randy's sixteen number one hits.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Live Poor a Stroll Now he just looks bad.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Other live music at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tonight,
it's the rock country band BlackBerry Smoke. Awesome if you
love tribute bands At lave CANTEENA and the Colony tonight,
it's Desperado the Eagles tribute band, an Evan Essence tribute
band will play Tomorrow night along with a Creed and
Nickelbeck tribute band named cre Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Wyah wyah exactly, That's what I say.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
At Legacy Hall in Plano and tomorrow night Bruno Mars Tribute.
Actually that's tonight, and then tomorrow night Morgan Wallen and
Lady Wilson Tribute because Legacy Hall, you know, is God's Country.
Of course comedy this weekend, he's gonna be joining us
in just a bit. Friend of the show Artsjay is
at the Addison Improv this weekend at Hyenas in Fort
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Worth comedian Matt Friend. Tomorrow, you can celebrate Mother's Day
weekend with the Allen Arts Festival and Wine Walk benefiting
Texas Health Resource. It's happening at Waters Creek in downtown Garland.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
By the way.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Tomorrow the Asian American Heritage Festival with Asian food and
live performances.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And then in Roulette Live on Maine.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Roulette's signature Spring Events series kicks off tomorrow at the
Roulette Downtown Green Mean, they're gonna have live music, food, trucks,
and so much more. And you still have time to
go to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. It is taking place
again this weekend and wraps up Memorial Day weekend. And that,
my friends, is just some of what is going on
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this weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
You're welcome. Okay, guys, we got to join in on
the chorus here, okay, okay, all right, Here we go
for your Corsa Kana Mama. This song is by Ray
Willy Hubbard Coursa Canna Texas.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
For Mala.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Dallas Horas Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I ask you what other show we'll give you? Up
against the wall? Redneck Mother and Mama. We're all crazy
now by quiet right now? Okay, our friend, our net
Jay is going to join us. I can't wait. We
saw the boy last year at the Blood Drive in Alan, remember.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Yes, and he showed up with fish for you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
He brought me a big old thing of tuna and
it was delicious.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
He's probably got more fish stories to tell us, and
mama's stories.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I bet he's got good mama. Oh, we're gonna have
to get him to tell you the Superman story. Yeah,
you will enjoy this. Okay, it's time to pick your ticket.
You can choose between tickets to go see Austin City Limits.
You get a three day wristband. We've got two of those,
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and these tickets ain't cheap. No that or not? Okay,
that's in October, or you have tickets to see Brian
Adams and Pat Benattar in November. Whichever one you don't pick,
of course, goes into the lone star ticket window at
eight forty. Now it being Mother's Day weekend, Yes, and
you're right. You're going to have to listen to this
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montage and count how many times mother is reference mother, mommy, mama, whatever.
As long as it mentions mama, you listen and you
tell me how many you hear, and I'll give you
one either way, one less or one more. Okay, all right,
all right, get ready, here we go. Count them for mama. Oh,
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Mama coming for my life.
Speaker 10 (41:55):
From the long of the.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Dance.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Mama used to dance for the money.
Speaker 19 (42:03):
They like your mother, Mother, show Mamma, Mother, Mama, Mama,
he's fazy.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Scott squeeze, but she wears on her chest.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
When your.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Mother and she says, gets the school.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
Mama can't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So or the shout father im out back.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Mama gives your.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Mind, calls him, Mama, I'm sure. The nurse then my
mama told me.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Mother answered me, I mean can who is not?
Speaker 12 (42:56):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Mother, Mama, I'm.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Coming Hey, Mom said way you Mama, Hey, Mama.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
And Mama and Mama and his mama cry.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Mother Mary comes to me.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's up. And it was a mother you totally all
in I could give you was a wrap you.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
I know your mama.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
She don't like me.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Mama said.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
You see this catchy after the bad mother, Ye, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
War to your mother, I'm always dead. Life would like
a box and chocolate. Did your mother got you your heads?
Speaker 18 (43:41):
My mother doesn't call yourself today. That's my mother lost.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
That's my mother.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
She's just a stranger.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
She's hungry and a training out.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Okay, she's just just a singer.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
This man no desire, sanger.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Shut up?
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
You don't tell your mama to shut up? What's wrong
with you? Cause as little bit more? Okay, So how
many did you get?
Speaker 10 (44:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
You would be too low?
Speaker 15 (44:06):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You got the same thing she You would be too low.
Some sneaky mamas in I know they gotta pay attention. Well,
I mean, these are good prizes. Should I play it?
One more time?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
Go for it?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, one more time?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Mama coment for my life from.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
The long arm of the loca.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Mama used to dance for the money.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
Is like their mother, Mama, Mama, Mama, he's crazy.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Gott squeeze, but she wears on the chest.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
You mother, he said. Then she said the sticks to Mama.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Or the shelter father help back. Mama gives him.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
My deck, calls him, Mama, I'm sure I nurse my
Mama told me.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Mama, I showed me.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
I began, who is.
Speaker 8 (45:25):
Hello?
Speaker 14 (45:26):
Mother?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Mama I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Hey, Mom said, will you more?
Speaker 10 (45:33):
Hey Mama, Hey, mama.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
And mom, don't worry.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Mama and his mama.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Club mother Mary comes to me.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
It was a mother your mother, Tony.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Aller I could give you was a wrap your shoe.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
I know your mama.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
She don't like me.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Mama said, you see this cat shaping the fan.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Mom, yo, man, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Wear to your mother. Mama always said life was like
a box and shop clip. Did your mother your hands?
Speaker 18 (46:09):
My mother yourself today?
Speaker 10 (46:11):
I don't want to piss my mother offt you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
That's my mother.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Whether she's just a stranger, she's hung me in a
training out, Okay, she's guess a singer.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
It's men, no desire sanger.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Okay,
did you count again? Is it this now? That would
be a winner? You're just one too low? No, you're no,
you're you're going yeah lower lower. I'm one too low, Yes,
one too low, that would be a winner. One too lower,
one too high, two one four one seven, seven eight
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seven one. Let's see if any about it? Got it
all right? Boone in them show how's your counting skills?
How many references the mama? Did you hear? Hey, bo,
so I got forty forty four? That's that's too low.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
That's too low.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's what NFL picked the first time. All right, bon
them show how many references to mama? Did you hear
fifty fifty? That's too hot? It's just a little too
hot to tank, just an iota too hot? Nine kids,
one of them? Show how many references to mama? Did
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you hear?
Speaker 10 (47:29):
Forty?
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Is absolute? That is perfect, that's right on the money, right, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (47:35):
Who is this? This is.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Dallas, Dino, Dallallas? All right, Dino, which tickets do you want?
You want the Austin City Limits wristbands or tickets to
see Brian Adams and Pat Vanatar.
Speaker 8 (47:49):
I'll take the Brian Adams chignet Brian Ada.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
That means we got those three day wristbands to Austin
City Limits at eight forty. Hang on and we'll hook
you up. Okay, alrighty, mama, man, my man right there,
Arnest Jay gonna join us here in just a little while.
And Mother's Day flowers, brunch gifts. It all adds up.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
So if you could use an extra thousand dollars to
help pay for mommy's goodies. Keep listening to Loan Star
for You're shot at one thousand dollars nine times today
with Rock the Bank, Bo and I have that first
keyword of the day coming up around nine ten, so
you could be our next big winner here on lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Falla's Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I know I played that yesterday, but it's the Mother's
Day Show, and I'm gonna tell you something else. What
I bet this man used to tie his mother down,
so he's auld go out and raise hell.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
It's ye.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (48:47):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (48:48):
Sir? What's up?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I am so happy to be here. I absolutely love y'all.
I can't even look at y'all as being white people.
Latino y'all, y'all are y'all more family than anything?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Were the blackish white people?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, I mean, because you get along with you don't
see color. No, no, no, you don't see color. And
that that's a big thing to me, It really is.
It's a big thing to me. Like I get on
the elevator, like my my, my, my role manager. Now
he got on the elevator this morning, and uh, what
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did Roderick? Okay, I'll tell you about the one yesterday.
Speaker 8 (49:27):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
He's in like this irritating mood, right because you know,
politics and stuff, and he just don't like unfairness. So
I get on the elevator and I do this to
him all time. But I planned that. I got an elevator.
It was all white people on there, right, And then
I turned around and say, hey, how is everybody doing?
You all looking beautiful? And he kept his head turned.
I say, what about you, sir?
Speaker 2 (49:49):
What about it?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
And he didn't want to turn around.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Well, in the words of the new Pope, Arnest Jay,
God loves everyone.
Speaker 10 (49:59):
Oh my god, you know what he surely does.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
People need to recognize that this ain't This ain't one
person's world, one person's country.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
This is all of our country, no matter how bad
we act.
Speaker 20 (50:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (50:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's you know, it is what it is. Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Did my wife come and say, how do you like?
Speaker 10 (50:18):
He did that? Beautifully? Young lady? Did come and say
hello to me?
Speaker 12 (50:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (50:22):
And she she made it. She made it clear too.
She was like she was just moved the water. I
need to speak, I need she moved.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
When I said she moved the water, she moved. I said, y'all,
y'all don't want that smoke.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
Moved back.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Y'all, don't want that smoke.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Mam a dead can move mountains if she wants. Charles
Barkley used that I don't want none of that smoke.
Yea's mom was giving him hard Oh.
Speaker 10 (50:47):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
She is born in Galveston. Okay, that's right, that's Charles Barkley.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Said that this NBA team that lost in the playoffs
was not going to can Coon.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
They were going to Galveston and that brown ass water. Yeah,
dirty as water.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
I know he ain't talking where he went to school
in Alabama, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (51:13):
Yeah, you you can't. You can't.
Speaker 12 (51:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Catfish come up looking like mud. Oh my god, I
know Charles adn't talking. It looked like his toes been
in that water too, because the toes was like that. Chrish,
you seen his toes.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
I've never seen a toe. I never seen a toe
overlap another toe to protect it. I'm not gonna let
anybody get to you.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
I got it.
Speaker 13 (51:37):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
The Great Charles Barkley has hammer time and his ship.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
Hammer the hammer hamm Vietnam toes.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
They here's some white for you, Tyler's toes. No, Charles
Barkley's worse than that.
Speaker 10 (51:55):
Oh oh, I almost said, hell.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Aren't they?
Speaker 10 (52:03):
He'll never get into heaven with them?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Donald say, you'll scratch the carpet up.
Speaker 10 (52:08):
Get You know a lot of women say, yeah, I
like a man with man feet. Well, those aren't men.
Feed those belong to something that's unhuman.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Those are creatures from.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
I would not you know about trucolad.
Speaker 12 (52:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
You know, and you have you guys have the greatest
fans man because you've been on a while and nobody.
They just don't leave you. But now I can't get
them toes out of my mind. I just you know,
as a man or a woman, if your feet look
like that, don't especially if you're married to somebody, why
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would you put them under that type of pressure? You
always you can never let your toes come from under
the cover. If I if I let me tell you something,
if my wife had feet like that, okay, first of all,
you wouldn't be my wife, she would not. I'm a
I have a foot fetish. I can't suck those that
(53:11):
criss crossed and I can't. I mean, I'll ripped my lips.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You might get some kind of disease.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Man, and I got I got soft lips. But let
me tell you something. Sucking on them right there?
Speaker 10 (53:23):
I swear to God, I have to go to urgent
cat God, I would what side.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
Is both Steven Tyler and Charles Bark We have the
money to get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
If you don't, okay, okay, feet are like hands to me.
And just because you're a man, don't mean you can't
take care of your hands. Even mechanics take care of
their hands, don't. I wish you would say something. I'm
talking to Roderick my role man. You ever seen the fingers?
Let me move his fingers. Look you ever seen it?
Speaker 10 (53:55):
You know you don't want to touch his hands? Come
to his hand? Ain't nobody?
Speaker 8 (54:00):
Yeah it?
Speaker 13 (54:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:03):
No, no, there they came from No, they came from
a woman. Those are transplant in. He got them from
a woman. Him and jay Z got the softest hands
I think I've ever seen. And then he tried to claim, well,
I was in the army. I don't know what you
were doing them. You were manicure and thiefs because he
wasn't doing no hard work.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
You're doing something.
Speaker 10 (54:23):
It don't make no sense. A man got hands that
that smell like butter.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
They're very soft. Yeah, yeah, that's you take good care
of them. Yet they are that soft, but you take
good care of him.
Speaker 10 (54:33):
Look, he rubbed a roach one time and the roach
wings just fell off.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
You don't need that rod.
Speaker 10 (54:43):
That roach would not leave his house. No, No, I
just need to remain here. Where's rod ride? My back
is need to be scrapped.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Well at the Addison. We are stick around because you
gotta tell a Oh he has not heard the story
of you playing Superman that time.
Speaker 10 (55:05):
Oh, I gotta tell you that.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
You'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Heroes Dallas, Horror Clashic Rocks, Lone Star, nainety two Vibe,
Errol Smith and Mama Ken It's Mamas about out of
Mama songs. I'll be quite.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
I love your mama.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
It's Mother's Day weekend, am right.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
There's one that you didn't play what uh ll cool
j go knock you out?
Speaker 2 (55:32):
I wonder if we.
Speaker 10 (55:36):
Are you able to play that?
Speaker 5 (55:37):
That put it that way, because yeah, if I.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Won't to Yeah, that's right. Arnest Jay is at the
Edison m prov I am and Roderick's the one that
tries to keep you in line from messing up to
Roderick says, you have to mat Day's Saturday and Sundays.
Speaker 10 (55:58):
Added more shows.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Is you funny?
Speaker 1 (56:00):
We broke a record were here last time we had
nine sold out shows. Wow, that was that was ridiculous.
And and it's it's not a black thing, not a
white thing. It's just a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
That's right funny, you know, because I talk about everybody.
Speaker 10 (56:13):
I don't care about your nationality.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
You gonna get it no matter what your national there's
something wrong.
Speaker 10 (56:20):
With right now.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Keep it paperwork handed, That's what I'm gonna tell you.
No filter your paperwork handed.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Keep better. Have that little star on the rib.
Speaker 10 (56:29):
Be a whole bunch of lawnmower runner. Ain't nobody behind it.
Speaker 6 (56:32):
I'm gonna let you know, automated lawnmowers. That's what they're
working on right now.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
A jay Man this right here.
Speaker 5 (56:40):
I don't know if you saw these or not, but
on ticketmaster dot com, there's a bunch of reviews for
your show, and people are saying things like belly laughs.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Until I heard he was a scream I would go
see him again Ticketmaster. Really you didn't know that?
Speaker 10 (56:58):
Huh No, I did not.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (57:00):
I'm not gonna start crying, you know, I get a little.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
I know.
Speaker 10 (57:08):
All right, that's what my wife Be's saying.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
All right, Yeah, you gotta tell the Superman story because.
Speaker 10 (57:13):
Okay has not heard this.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Okay, I do want to let you know my my
special the reason I'm humbled. In five days, we did
a million views. But now it's fifteen days out where
one point three five million views. So if I'm begging
and I'm asking now that it's rolling for everybody, just
go to the YouTube channel. It's called j not gonna
stop and uh and we you can view it in
(57:37):
segments because we're not even halfway through it. Yeah, and
we're we're we're right there. And this just doesn't happen
on Netflix, none of them. And I just I'm so
humbled and I cannot believe that this many people.
Speaker 10 (57:50):
I think the Pope watched mess you. Yeah, but yeah,
he blessed me. He said my money in there on
you and mine. I don't know what that meant, but
it felt good.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
And five days already because you just released it last
month so five days, we.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Weard a million views in five days, and they said,
that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
You deserve that.
Speaker 10 (58:09):
Thank you, you got it.
Speaker 8 (58:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Let me tell you this story, okay, because they used
to do this too, dude. Okay, okay. So as a kid,
especially a boy, and I was a loaner.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm a loner.
Speaker 10 (58:22):
So when you're a loner, you do things abspiciously on
your own.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Because you're trying to entertain you.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
You're trying to entertain yourself. One of my favorite shows
used to be Superman.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
I used to watch it all the time.
Speaker 10 (58:34):
You know when he do the jump and then and
take off.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
My boy eyeballs was watching him, and my stupid brain said, oh,
I can do that. So I went to the top
of my mama's roof in Florida. They got these flat roofs,
they're flat. There was a there was a pine tree
and right stuck in the front yard with a big
(58:59):
long limb. So I bet you, I said, I bet you,
I can reach that with a Superman jump. I put
a red towel around my neck with a safety pin.
But wait a minute, I took off all my pants
and I just had on some my Superman underwear. You know,
(59:19):
I had on a superl you know, for for for
wind resistance. So I did the jump and I'm flat feed, right,
I'm flat footed, and so I the worst thing in
the world is to not fully commit. You jump, but
then you when you're getting ready to jump, you said,
I don't know. I hesitated with a half of step.
(59:41):
That's why people get caught. Don't hesitate. If you're gonna
steal something, steal it and go. Don't look around to
see if you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Don't commit.
Speaker 10 (59:51):
I did a Superman jump. I went full extension.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
I mean I'm even my my, my, my toes were
all the way out like a ballerina. That branch was
there and I saw it, but I said, oh, I'm
not gonna make it. I felt my little bitty boy
finger that one just missed it and I hit the ground.
You know in the cartoon how the dirt comes up
(01:00:17):
when you hit All the air went out of me.
Let me tell you something, what the black Mama does.
They come out and make sure you're okay. Oh you okay?
I said, yeah, Then they whoop your ass. Yeah, And
I think it's because they're out of fear, but also
let you know how.
Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Stupid you really are. So I got hurt, the wind
knocked out of me. My mom beat me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
And black and black women use stinchy cords, you wipe you.
My mom used a spatula.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
What burgers with?
Speaker 15 (01:00:52):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I just never heard.
Speaker 10 (01:00:54):
That's now you need you need? And still the car
with a yellow tip.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
He called, you'd rather you'd rather give a get a
whipping from your mom because your dad hit harder. Mom
just wanted to make connection and dad hit for distance.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, but that's if you don't have a crazy mom.
Oh I had a crazy mom that that would whoop
me and ask me if I'm gonna do it again?
I would say no, and she says, while you lying,
while you asked him, and then more whoops.
Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
My mama was my mom? Was my mama was?
Speaker 21 (01:01:29):
She was?
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
She she was kind of she was kind of out dishes.
So look at Rod. His mama did the same thing. Yeah,
that's why skin smooths like that. She'd beat the tightness
in it.
Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
You know why.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Because he was a snitch. Rob was Rod was a
baby snitch stitch, Yeah, he was. He told on all
his brothers and sisters. He would run and tell his
mom and hold onto her leg. He's one of those.
Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
He's one of those that dragon round house and rob
was hooked to her leg and stuck on her and
take a step. That's why I hands so soft right now.
Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
You hang on to your mama.
Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
Let me tell you how Let me tell.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
You how involved he is with his mom and the
love for his mom. He goes there all the time
to go visit her in Oklahoma. Yeah, he lays in
the bed with her.
Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
Ah sh Yeah, yeah it is, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, a little disturbing, but that's okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
but but he lays with her.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
He cherished and that's good, my mama. I pushed to
the side of mama. You smell hot. You gotta move off.
You stay and I love my mom, but you in Florida,
and I don't think my mama with panties. You got
all this immunity going to you right next to the
(01:03:02):
alligator alley it, Mama, you gotta wear some drawls.
Speaker 10 (01:03:08):
You you older? Now you leaking? What's that juice running
down the mama? What it ain't, Mama, You ain't drinking water?
Everything urned.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Oh, it's not orange, it's earned orange. My mom, Oh
my god. He nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
I'm sorry, And I'm not trying to say nothing about
old people or nothing like that, but old people in
a human state.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh my god. That y'all y'all sweat differently. Yeah, the
funk seems to come out a little bit faster.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
That you will never see a fly around the old person.
Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
So what's worse the smell of fish or the smell
of an old person?
Speaker 10 (01:03:59):
Hmm, that's close that that the way? Have you ever
that's I worked in a nursing home?
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
No, But I used to go to a nursing home
all the time and and visit and visit people. Yeah,
and uh I went in there one time with my uncle.
Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
He was in there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I said this, this, this don't smell like real. This
don't smell like good piss. It's I mean, I mean
it smelled like it had years in it had some
moon you know what I'm talking about, well more than
a moaning now is it was like I don't know, Yeah,
it was like it's something that I and I said
to myself, I said, I guess I'm gonna be that way.
(01:04:43):
That's why I'm gonna cut my testicles off when I
get off. I don't want nothing coming out because you
let us stay inside of me.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Well, didn't you have to talk like that?
Speaker 10 (01:04:52):
Okay, that's okay. You won't smell it, No, I won't.
I am a person that I'm into great smells. I
I have one of those notes.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
That's why I created my spray, which is called a
mother pucker with a pea.
Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Mother pucker smells good. Sell that show.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And we cannot, we cannot meet the demands of this
stuff it and it has different flavors, and I created it.
And you can say this in your car and your
fishing bag, you can whatever, and it really does work.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It no more funk around you as well. Spread on
your mama. Huh, Spread on your mama.
Speaker 14 (01:05:24):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That's a good idea. I never thought about that. But
I'm gonna have to put I'm gonna have to find
a way to put.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It in the I V or something that's that's pucker
with a pee.
Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I mean, I love my mom, I do, but she's natural.
It ain't always good to be natural, not in a
human state. Because yeah, you gotta scrub mama.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Mama, Mama, mama, you got some parent funker is what.
Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
I love her to death.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Well understand, we love you to death and I love
that actink AD's and improv U.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
If there's a table available, I'm gonna come see you tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You you better, I will let me and let me
put this shout out. You know, I'm just because I
don't hate don't know about it, you know what. No,
I'm not gonna say be cause I don't know if
it's I don't wanna be liable for you.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Hey, shows tonight and then Matinee to Matinee Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And like U and my specials called Ernest Jake, not
not gonna stop. But you gotta come out and see
the show. Show Joey. We we we we get stupid
with it. We get we let you have fun. We
relax your mind. Any words you got, I'm gonna take
that away from you. I promise you, I'm gonna take
it away. I wouldn't miss it for nothing. Yeah, and
shower before you complete.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, get that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Yeah, and if you if you sixty five sixteen and
let's go up twice.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yeah, you're in.
Speaker 10 (01:06:51):
You're in a human state. That's all I'm saying. It
is great to see.
Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Brother to be so hard two year talk.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
You tell him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yummy. Well I've got a couple more mother songs
I can play roam. Are we expecting to call on
the hotline?
Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
No, not that I know him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Hello, boing them show, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
This is Mark Favor.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Happy Friday, mister Texas Motor Speedway himself. Right, Hello, hey man,
what do we owe this little phone call to?
Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
Well, I wanted to give my beautiful wife Holly an
early Mother's Day shout out. We have been married thirty
two and a half year.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Damn wow.
Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Yeah. Can you believe she's stuck with me that long?
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
And she didn't try to smother you in your sleep,
didn't she?
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
No, she doesn't. But we met on a blind date
January of nineteen ninety after I had moved here from
Miami to work for the Dallas Cowboys. And we have
been together thirty five years and she's the love of
my life and soulmate. So happy Mother's Day to Holly.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
See he's sucking up to her on the air because
she might be listening, right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Yes, he didn't get her a gift.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
This is the gift.
Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
This is the gift.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
She might be listening. Also, a shout out to her mom, Ruth.
We call her Mimi. My mom passed away many years ago,
so she's been my mom. So Happy Mother's Day to
her as well, and just loved them both dearly.
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Okay, we got to say thank you as long as
we're on the phone with you for taking such good
care of us at the races.
Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Son, I know, we had so much fun.
Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
We were so glad that you all were there and
the force was strong this past weekend for the race,
wasn't that was you?
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
So we had a great May the Fourth be with you,
plus a Fiesta Cinco de Mayo weekend and it was
just awesome. We had a great weekend. We had positive energy,
the grand stands were full, We had five races over
four days, including the dirt track, and our team just
did a great job here to prepare and get ready
(01:09:10):
for the tens of thousands of fans that were here.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Man, there was a big crowd there.
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Now, wasn't this the best attended NASCAR Cup Series that
you've had at TMS in like more than ten years.
Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
Yes, Some of our colleagues that have worn tire a
long time, said it's probably the best in ten to
fifteen years. And we just all of our metrics were up.
The ticket sales and the grand stands were great. We
were at a point where we only had obstructed view seats,
we had single seats and those sold out. Boy, it
(01:09:43):
was just outstanding. And the TV ratings were great too.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Best because you know how to do it right.
Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
Well, it's all about the fans. It's all about the
guest experience. And boy, with you all out there at
the turn one terrace talking to drivers, then the fan
zone just oh my gosh. And we had stormtroopers, and
we had Mariachi band and Luca lebre wrestlers, and we
had pig races and driver autographs.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
See what I mean about how he puts on a
great show.
Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
Yeah, and Dak Prescott was out throwing the football.
Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Yeah you saw that, Yes you did. That was a
last minute edition that we found out about. So Dak
was there. I said hi to him briefly. He looked
in good shape. So he's hopefully passed his injury. As
they go into many camps.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, he better earn that damn big ass paycheck that
he's getting thank you.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Mark is great that you call man. I appreciate Mark
Favor from Texas Motors Steamway. We had a great time.
We can't wait till the next race.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Thanks so much. We appreciate y'all.
Speaker 12 (01:10:46):
See as soon I did Mark Favor, I wasn't expecting
that he wanted to wish his mother in law happy
mother Well, his wife, my.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Wife Debra, happy Mother's Day because she's mother of kid.
He's a great mama too. Yees ye yet ye all right?
Like go, I say, I got a couple more Mother's
Day's song, but I'm about to run out, so I'll
spread them out for next hour. Okay, got it?
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Help Mama ever ready? That's that Corsicana and Me coming out.
I love it, Johnny Paycheck. I think I have one
or two more Mama songs that I'll play, but like
I said, I'm running out of them.
Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
That's okay, You've done a great job on your Mother's
Day show.
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Do what I can for the Mama Day Show, don't
you know? Okay, let's talk time wasters. What have you
found to make our day less productive?
Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Well, if you don't want to get right to work
when you get into work today, head over to the
Bow and Them show page at lone star nine com.
Metallica and their fans bow at Lane Stadium in Blacksburg, Virginia.
They made the ground shake on Wednesday night. They were
off the Richter scale. Metallica played the stadium, which is
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home to Virginia Tech football team, and whenever the team
enters the stadium during home games, they play metallicas enter
Sandman and fans will jump along in unison.
Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
So, Wednesday night, when Metallica played the song, the fans
did what they do and they set off seismografts in
the area. They were off the Richter scale. The Virginia
Tech Sports Department posted a video the band playing and
fans jumping on their social media, and we have that
post up so you can check it out for yourself.
Sammy Hagar continues his Vegas residency tonight and tomorrow at
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the Dolby live at Park MGM on Wednesday, he did
his fourth of nine shows and he had a special
guest join him on stage for bad Motor Scooter, a
song from his days with Montrose. That special guest none
other than The Grateful Dead's Bob Weird.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
I saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
So we're as in Vegas for Dead and Company's residency
at the Sphere, which resumes tonight, and we have Sammy
Hagar's post with a video from Wednesday show Hart Bow
is getting ready to come to town next month. They're
going to play Texas Trust See Theater in Grand Prairie
on Saturday, June fourteenth, And as Anne and Nancy Wilson
prepare to hit the road again, Ann Wilson shared some
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behind the scenes stories on her podcast of how back
in the eighties, record companies tried to mold her into
a pop star.
Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
Stop We were getting ready to go out on tour
and somebody at the record company had this big, bright
idea to send Paula Abdul into teach us dance moves.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Obviously didn't work.
Speaker 20 (01:15:48):
Every time they've tried to dress me or do something
for me that they know better than me, it never works.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Yeah, you just be you exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
I can't even imagine her trying to do like dance
moves like Paula abdul mea Kuda. We have the episode
of Ann Wilson's podcast After Dinner Thinks with Ann Wilson
up if you want to check it out in its entirety.
Will the Second Time be the charm for Foreigner? Foreigner
once again working on a musical that they hope will
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one day be on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Remember when they tried to do the musical Jukebox Hero,
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a flop.
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Now they're going to do feels like the first time
the Foreigner musical, and much like ABBA's Mama Mia, the
musical is going to feature fourteen of Foreigner's biggest hits
and to support the production, Foreigner is going to perform
a benefit concert hosted by the band's originally singer, Lou
Graham that's going to be held on September fifth. We
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have all the details up. Finally, social media keeps trying
to fake us out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Bou.
Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
There's this video that's gone viral of a cat comforting
a crying baby. But is the cat reel, I ask you,
or is it a I it's a I.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
I've seen it and it's a I don't try to
change our mind. I totally think.
Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
It's AI because I saw another video of the same
baby crying with a different case a different cat.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
So yeah, so totally not a real Maybe the baby
just don't like any cats at all.
Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Check out the videos and compare for yourself on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
That leaves on in me to blame ghost Mama tried
as we just raised the look value in this studio
right now. I'm on there you go where your Mother's
Day Show? And that's the last Mother's Day song I
think I could find. That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Everyone, Yes, yeah, and make sure you join us on
Monday because we're gonna do make your ticket again. Oh
that's right. Tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tourt
Doseke's Pavilion Friday, August first, featuring Sticks, Kevin Conan of
Ario Speedwagon and Don Felder, who is going to be
on the show on thee. Oh that's right, he's calling
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in yes, or are you gonna have a pair of
tickets to see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening at the
Majestic Theater in Dallas on May the twenty faced. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick, those into the ticket window
at ate fy. Okay, thanks for tuning in today. A
special thanks to Arnez Jay for stopping by. He was
so funny. He one of the funniest on the start.
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Pour me up this morning? My side Yeah from laughing
so hard. Yeah, especially at the Superman story because the
way he told it, you could just see it happening.
And the best part was when his mom found him.
Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Yeah, and she's like, oh, are you okay, and then
she started to be as Now.
Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Of course he's it out as an improv all weekend,
but also on YouTube is his new special Artsjay not
gonna stop, not.
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Gonna stop and he ain't gonna stop. Go see him tonight. Okay,
are we ready to get out of here and do
the after show?
Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Dec bridges and its short one please one on the
Facebook in sixty seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Let's start out by closing the show like this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Be prepared for the mother of all events, as Mother's.
Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Day is Solider see kids from around the nation attempt
to win over mom with nothing but a greeting card
and face the ultimate killt injected smacktor.
Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
After the kids go to bed.
Speaker 14 (01:19:40):
In this Dad take on Mom as he creaks up
the maternal combustion. This isn't your mother's holiday. Oh wait,
it is, so get your gifts now and make your
reservations because Mother's Day is sounder.
Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Here's a little song for the woman who had me.
Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
She's the mother of my sister.
Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (01:20:05):
We love each other. She's the daughter of my grandmaw,
the wife of my aunt's brother. She's the niece of
my great uncle. Her cousins call him Pom. To my
wife's grandparents' children, she's their daughter's mother in law.
Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
She's the grandmother my.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Nephew, the best and my cousins have.
Speaker 15 (01:20:25):
She is married to the son.
Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
In law of her mom and dad.
Speaker 15 (01:20:29):
There are other ways to sis, but in my husband world,
she'll always be my grandfather's nephews, father's brother's girl, or Emma's.
For the meat balls she made for me, always for
the orangutan she lets me be. She is for the
toilet training that helps him makes me strong.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
HR spelled her and it's for her I wrote this song.
Speaker 15 (01:20:55):
She's the cousin of my grandma's brother's little boy. To
her paternal grandma's son, she is pride and joy. She's
her sister's mother's daughter, and though she has no brothers,
she'll always be my nephew's father's brother in law's mother.
Happy Mother's Day, Mamma.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I think my head's gonna explode.
My mother.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Mother's Mother's Day is this weekend, the.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Celebration of motherhood.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Why why don't you talk back?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Don't talk back to your mother.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
So I take Mother's Day celebrating very seriously A little
bit in a few hours to myself.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
They want to go to brunch with you.
Speaker 6 (00:19):
I don't want to look at any dishes or laundry.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But somebody else starts the coffee. Somebody else take the
dog out. Oh, it's worse and worse.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
The time is running out to make your plants for
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Mother is a day.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It is Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Your mama show dumb. She tried to put Eminem's in
alphabetical order.
Speaker 8 (00:40):
He knows it all.
Speaker 9 (00:41):
I told you, no, mama dancing your daddy.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Maybe Sunday can buy My mom's influenced that she always
wanted dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, you've done it again, mother.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
She said, you're a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Your mom's naked on the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I can't fire her.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
She she's with us forever.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
She's like a mother to me. I think in the
best mommy you were.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Oh he has a face only a mother could love.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You'll be told about my mama's.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Was that super sexy mother of yours mother's day.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is a joke.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Mama day, I say, your daddy old can roll.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This isn't my mother us plain better than anyone else?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Your mama, don't dad, say your daddy don't rock? Come
give your mama kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You leave the long around and style that you go.
Speaker 10 (01:36):
You gotta rock, you can rock.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You mother.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Got a huge king bed. It'll be nice to have
a buffer between me.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
And my mom.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I'm mad. I'm mad enough to throw one of
these little lady heads out of here.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
I don't want to go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I want to stay home.
Speaker 11 (01:51):
Yeah, you want to say, oh heyes, Mommy.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Give her something that says I'm not a woman anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm a mom. Damn brother.
Speaker 10 (01:59):
Kiss, here's money.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
You've done your job.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Mom, Mom, do you.
Speaker 12 (02:09):
Know what is.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Only a fun?
Speaker 13 (02:14):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Didn't I buy a case for you and your friends
on your eighteenth birthday?
Speaker 14 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And you drink it yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Tell your mommy to be happy with who she is
and stop being bitter about her thighs. She's got the
mom haircuts, super mom.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
And then I tell you money throwt No little sticker's
gonna tell us.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We can't take mom to WrestleMania. So I do want
to be the best mommy.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I can't do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I am not a mama's boy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes, wouldn't it minutes even if you were?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Now, would you all those football stars and basketball stars
and hockey starting.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Their mama boys?
Speaker 8 (02:58):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And here's the thing, Yes, Dad get you into sports.
Dad takes you to your football practice, your football game, baseball, basketball,
whatever it is. And then what happens when they get
on TV and they get shown on the camera. What
do they say, Hi, mom? That just gets left out?
Speaker 12 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are we a little bit of bot Roberts?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, she shu.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Well, it's Mom's weekend. Mother's Day is this Sunday?
Speaker 15 (03:28):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In Mexico, Mother's Day is always May ten, And my mom,
who of course was from Mexico, always wanted me to
celebrate both days, the American Mother's Day and the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She'd get double prize. That's right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Some people spend a whole week celebrating their birthday. Mom
has got a legit point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yep, Well it is Friday, Oh, Arnest Jay is going
to be here, he said, the Addison improv this weekend.
I want's see if my wife Debora came up, I said,
go tell Arnes Jay high from me when you go
to the show, because she went to the show last night.
So we'll see. We'll see. But yesterday is Friday and
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we're celebrating tear the tags off the mattress deck. Yes,
please go as the joke goes, and it is a joke.
When you tear a tag off a mattress or a pillow,
you're guilty of a crime and good face time in
the slammer. Think peey hermant.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Do not remove under the penalty of law labels they
put on mattresses.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Yeah, well I cut one of them off.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, I got a real boy, always thought, don't law.
It's perfectly legal to tear the tags off it. It's
only in effect until a mattress is purchased and delivered,
and thus applies only to manufacturers and retailers.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
It's a public service announcement for all those people that
still have to tag on their mattress.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If they do it, they get busted.
Speaker 16 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
If it's so though, and it's yours, then you do
whatever you want. That's right. Letter rip. Today is also
a Military spouse Appreciation Day, Yes, because it's the whole family.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Respect sometimes forget about the partners who have to deal
with worry and loneliness when the ones they love gets
called to an other side of the world for whatever reason.
Ye lost sock Memorial Day? What is the over and
under on how many of your socks have disappeared and
vanished without a trace.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah, I'm just afraid if I opened up my dryer
there'd just be bunches and bunches of sock.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's hooray for buttons day. Okay, Yeah, until you're about
to pish your pants because you can't get your button
fly jeans open in time. That's why zippers are what
they're for. You might have had an experience like that bow.
Actually I did that when I was much younger. My
bladder is a lot stronger now.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It is fantastic Friday. What giving sharks a voice? We'll
think about Bruce and finding Nemo. Yes, always talk, and
he wouldn't eat fish until he smelled blood.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The fifteenth anniversary of Jaws is coming up. There having
a huge party at Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where they shot it.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Really, they're gonna They're gonna float in the water and
watch the Jaws movie on the screen.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah, hard pass for me?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Truth, how many years? Twenty years already?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Fifty?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I mean fifty crazy?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
No, I believe it because it was when I was young,
and I remember being afraid of going in the water. Yeah,
and now there's so many more shark sightings on South
Podria Island.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's why I ain't gonna get in the water in
South Podria Island. It is National Most cock O Day.
You whinos know that's not cheap ass Mad Dog twenty
twenty kind of rotgut wine. It's still kind of sweet though.
The day was established by the Gallo family, Ernest Sting,
Julie O Gallows family Vineyards. Uh, it's butternut crotch. Wait
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a minute, what National butterscott today? Jesus all right, it's
also National Pubic Gardens Day. Oh, if you want me
to drop trial and show you my short oh oh,
that's National Public Gardens Day. Thank you? You got this ball?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
My bad?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, I'm for him. Okay, let's get it ready for
sports of all sorts.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Hey, are we gonna have to count the moms and
the mothers?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Damn right? All right, everybody ready because it's about that
time to kick it into high gear. That's good. That's
dood it comes you know why, James crime? Why because
a mom just whooped the ass for doing something bad,
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then she deserved it. Well, but we like it when
Jim bad go ahead. I had to refocus there. Hey,
it's six thirty one times for Sports of Words.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
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Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, your Dallas Stars faced the Winnipeg Jets again tonight
for Game two of the second round series, and if
Miko Rentinen plays like he did in Game one, we're
gonna have a good chance to take this one too.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Nko another hat trick.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Please, jeez.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The Stars lead the seiery series series following a one
to nothing three to two victory, so they're now one
game ahead. Of course, they've only played one game, but
they handed Winnipeg their first loss at home this postseason
and it was a thing of beauty.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Those guys are good, though, but Stars were better. The
Stars have gone twenty three for twenty six on the
penalty kill this postseason for an eighty eight point five
percent success rate, which was tied with Florida for the
second best mark in the league. Dallas has not allowed
a power play goal against them since Game four of
the first round. That's good. Yeah, keep it coming, get
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on that penalty kill. Captain Jamie Benn enters tonight's matchup
having played in one hundred and ten postseason games, all
with the Dallas Stars. Now during his playoff career, Jamie
Ben has earned seventy nine points, which ranked second among
active Star skater behind Miko Renzenden, the undisputed star of
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Game one. Yeah he was on fire.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Now the puck will drop at eight thirty tonight in
Wien a pig. The Stars will come back to their
home ice for Game three on Sunday at three point thirty.
So take your mama to the game. She'd like to
see a few of those fights. I'm sure, oh mama.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
All right, let's talk basketball. It must win time for
both the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Boston Celtics. The East
top two teams each lost the first two games of
the respective second round series on their home courts, and
they will now look to avoid facing a three.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
To zero deficit that no the NBA team has.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ever managed to overcome. Now, the Cavs dropped consecutive games
to the Indiana Pacers, the latter on a buzzer beating heartbreaker.
The Celtics surrender twenty point thirty quarter leads and consecutive
losses to the New York Knicks, and I don't know
if you saw after Wednesday Night's loss, the Celtics fans
and the Knicks fans got into a huge brawl inside
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the arena and outside of the arena and bosses, oh
my god, it went viral. Many NBA teams have come
back from a two to oh series deficit thirty four
to be exact, but all that managed to do so
were victorious in Game three, so that is key. An
NBA team has never come back from a three to
oh deficit to win the series in the playoffs. Teams
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that opened a three to oh series lead in all
NBA postseason series and they have gone one to fifty
nine to you.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Oh wow, All right, let's expand a little more on
went in. I just told you after the New York
Knicks shot the NBA world by making two consecutive twenty
point comebacks against defending champions Boston Celtics, it's going to
cost fans a ton of money to get into Game
three of their playoff series, which is at Madison Square
Garden Marnight.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Well, how much are we talking?
Speaker 13 (11:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
According to tick Pick, the average price to get into
this game is seven hundred and thirty four dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Why average price?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I'm mouth Yeah, something up in the little nosebleedy sections.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You know you want court side?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Fifty thousand dollars. I do not think so. I don't
need to be that close to get bees a sweat
thrown on me for fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Amn, brother bow. Another case of how bad do you
want to see this game?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
How rich are you? Rich?
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Are you? Now?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Anna? I know you're a big Bob Lily fan? Yes,
I love him. You know about this story?
Speaker 15 (11:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Former Cowboys defensive end and Pro Football Hall of Famer
Bob Lily is being credited with saving his wife's life
during a medical crisis.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
That surprised me. He's so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It all started when she woke up with a horrible
headache in February, and today she's celebrating her survival and
recovery from a life threatening stroke. It's been a long
road in recovery as eighty year old, and Lily has
spent the last ten weeks in hospitals in rehab. Yesterday
she finally got to go home after emergency brain surgery.
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Bob Lily has been by her side ever since. Every
day she's improving, and now she's strong enough to go home.
Another example that Bob Lily is a class act. But
we all knew that.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It just makes me love him all the more because
I know how much you love Bob Lilly.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Get well soon, Anne Lily. So let's talk baseball now.
The Rangers new hitting coach Brett Boone definitely has his
work cut out for help. Oh yeah, The Rangers were
shut out yesterday in Boston. It was embarrassing, losing to
the Red Sox five to nothing. Boston's Rafael Deavers homeward
and drove in two runs in the game, while five
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Bostoners combined for the five hit shutout. As for the Rangers,
Texas starter Jake jack Lyder took the loss, giving up
four runs and walking four in five innings. Tucker Barnhart
collected two of the rangers five hits. Now, the Rangers
have now dropped nine of their last twelve games. They
hope to turn things around today. They're heading to Detroit
to face off at the Tigers for a three game
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series in Detroit. First pitch today will be at five
forty and you can catch the game on the Ranger
Sports Network. But in some exciting Rangers news, the Rangers
are expected to sign a Korean baseball star who is
described as the Korean show Hey Otani due to his
ability to play on both sides of the ball. According
to the Dallas Morning News, eighteen year old Kim Sung
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yun is expected to receive a little more than a
million dollars in a signing bonus.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Not bad for an eighteen year old, and the deal
is pending a physical. Yeah, those are Asians. They know
how to play face. Yeah, it would be nice to
have a show Hey Otani on our team. Americans in
Puerto Ricans. Yeh man, they know how to play that
game well.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
The Los Angeles Rams organization have figured out a creative
way to get their training and their ramp up started
and at the same time get the heck out of
smell A, California for a little while and give the
lungs a rest. The LA Rams are headed to a
mini camp in Maui, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Maui Oh yes, no, I've been on the airplane, but
I didn't get to get out and enjoy it. Oh
it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's like a little Austin that's on a beach and
the seven pools, the road to Haunta, I could go
on and on. The RAMS announced they're moving Mini Camp
to Maui in an effort to promote tourism to Maui
and to the state of Hawaii in general, especially since
those wildfires have caused a decrease in visitors over the
past couple of years. The camp's gonna run from June
sixteenth to June nineteenth, and as a bonus, players will
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bring their families.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Along on the trail.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah maybe iHeart do that.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah yeah, they'll send this to Hawaii to cover it
there already by the chickens. All right, let's straighten up.
Speaker 13 (15:23):
It shot.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Well. After a week of action, the US opened Pickleball
Championships finished up over this past weekend in Naples, Florida,
and the event was a huge success. More than thirty
five hundred competitors from all fifty states in forty countries
showed up and played nearly six thousand matches. Damn over
one hundred and sixty thousand dollars in prize money was
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awarded when champions were crowned last Saturday, and along with
all the competitors showing up to play, more than fifty
thousand spectators showed up to cheer the players on why pickle? Okay,
they're gonna send us to cover that next year. The
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Floor and the Family too. Oh yeah, Tallafores Classic Rock
Both Starre ninety two five. Okay, got some Mother's Day
stuff to play for you here later on, But now
it's time for the freaking fool file. A twenty four
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year old mother from Helsingborg, Sweden, was recently convicted of
harassment after cracking an egg on her daughter's forehead for
a TikTok video. Now we've all seen them, yeah, and
they're funny as hell. The kid doesn't get hurt. What's
funny is the kid's expression on the Facebook. Mom cracks
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an egg.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Hommy, why you do edies?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Kind of like the ones where they threw the cheese
slices at the massa.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Now that's another one. Because the baby would be crying.
You throw the cheese slides on his head and he
stops crying. Well in twenty twenty three, that controversial trend
went viral on TikTok. Parents all over the world started
filming themselves pranking their small children by cracking eggs on
their foreheads and laughing at the kid's expression on their face.
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I'm sure you've seen those videos, and they're funny as
hell and totally harmless to the kid. The twenty four
year old woman insisted that it was just a silly
prank and that everyone was doing it on TikTok at
the time, but that wasn't enough to impress the hard
ass judge. The incident occurred last summer when the unnamed
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mother told her daughter they were going to bake an
apple cake together and film it for a TikTok video. Well.
At one point, the young wannabe influencer picks up an
eggs and cracks it against her daughter's forehead because she's
looking over the bowl looking what's going on, it's fawn target.
It caused the yoke to run down her face. The
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surprised girl told her laughing mother that it hurt and
asked her to stop. Well. The woman's video eventually got
around one hundred thousand views on TikTok. But one of
the people who saw it reported it to the police,
and the young mother became a suspect in the harassment
case against her own dogs. Wait a minute, was the
woman's name, Karen Nah? You'd think the young mother defended herself,
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claiming that she was just repeating a harmless prank that
was trendy on TikTok, but that didn't sway the judge.
She was found guilty of harassing her daughter by a
district court and find several thousand dollars in American money
able to her daughter. Oh my gosh, look, can people
just take a joke every one in while? Easy? Oh, mom,
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because it was funny watching the kid's face after they
don't expect their mom to crack an egg on their fork.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know it didn't hurt, It was embarrassing. That's why
the little girl right, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Know if that's funny you or throwing the cheese on
the baby's head when they cry.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
All right, let's travel to Iran doctors ed Iran's Isfahan
University of Medicine recently documented the case of a twenty
three year old guy whose head dropped to a ninety
degree angle because his neck muscles could no longer support
his head.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
This is known as dropped head syndrome, and it's a
serious medical condition characterized by weakness in the neck extensor muscles,
which renders them unable to support the weight of a head,
so it just hangs down on the person's shoulders. Now,
it's usually associated with various neuromuscular conditions, but this guy's
doctors recently reported a previously undocumented case that it caused
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by years of substance abuse.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
The twenty three year old unnamed patient was described as
having a significant medical history of major depressive disorder and
substance abuse, including addiction to heroin, opium, and unfetamines. Doctors
believe that when the man did amphetamines, he would get
so cranked up that he consistently maintained a fixed neck
position for hours, leading to a quote progressive alteration in
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his alignment. In other words, his neck would remain so
rigidly stiff for so long after a big hit of
speed that his neck mescles just gave out.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
They were like, I'm not out.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Doctors reported that the patient eventually sought medical attention following
a lot of surgery. He also had several psychiatric consultations
and he was able to give up drugs altogether. A
one year follow up revealed satisfactory improvement in his alignment
and correction in the position of his fine and the
guy will be able to hold his head up straight
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in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So it's a miracle. What reminds me of is that
episode of The Simpsons where Bart's neck grew and his
head was just dragging on the ground.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Everything goes back to the Simpsons, but yes, it does.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
The Simpsons are the three Stooges. Yes, that's how we rolling.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, meth is a hell of a drug. I'll be safe.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Astoria Heights business owner Anthony Della Vecchia decided to put
up a steel fence on a sidewalk next to his
property last April. The word on is correct here. He
didn't put it before the sidewalk. He built a fence
around the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
He blocked out fifty feet of public sidewalk and took
away ten parking spots in that area.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's my area.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah, the guy runs a contracting business. He plunked out
twenty five thousand dollars to put this fence up. He
was pissed because people were dumping trash like beer bottles
and condoms onto the sidewalk right there. So he comes
forward and says, I own this sidewalk and part of
the road, and here's a taxmac to prove it.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Now.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
However, the city's Department of Transportation issued or no this
last month, giving him until May seventeen to take that
fence down or face a violation and several hundreds of
dollars in fines. So locals and a community leader said,
there's no trash problem and the fence makes a dangerous
intersection even worse. But Delavekia claims that the sidewalk in
front of his house from one end to the other
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is rightfully his because he staked his claim on the
property when he first moved in.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's his peace. He says, Oh, I claim it to
be mine. Hi hereby dubbed this place mine.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
That's what he did.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He's delusional.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Authorities say yeah, that's not legal, and he plans to
fight the order in court.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, he's got eight days to do it, right, he's
got a hand on it. Done by the seventeenth. Okay,
here's a very odd story. Two Belgian teenagers found with
five thousand ants living in a makeshift at heel in
their parents' home in Kenya. We're given a choice of
paying a fine of seven seven hundred are serving twelve
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months in prison, the minimum penalty for the offense for
violating wildlife conservation laws. How do you get those ants
in there? Well, I'll explain. Authority said the ants were
destined for European and Asian markets because chocolate covered ants
are a delatus the night they are I've actually had
one before. Now. Belgian nationalists Leroy David and Sepeddi Lowin Chicks,
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both nineteen years old, were arrested with five thousand ants
living in their house, which is home to various national
parks in the county where they live. The two teenagers
faced that fine or a year in prison. So how
did these two boys get the ants into their parents' house? Yeah,
they said they would squirt a trail of honey and
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sugar from the antilla, and the ants would march along
the delicious trail all the way into the kid fuckers
marching in five thousand ants compose the Antswers got pissed
off and decided I don't gam him right, there's popsicle
sticks in the garbage. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I guess there's big money in the chocolate covered ants business.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Well they're better because I'd have me a can of
rage just in case they got a little test.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yet, hey, covering up next hour. Your last chance this
week to pick your ticket. Choose between a pair of
three day wrist bands to Austin City Limits in October,
or you can pick tickets to see Brian Adams and
Pat Benattar at the American Airline Center in November. Pick
your ticket around seven fifty and Bow. You're gonna have
us count the moms and the mothers.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You know it all right?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That's coming up on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas fort Worth's classic rock on lone Star ninety two
to five.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I'm glad we were all together. So there's a mother song,
and I've got several more to play for you. But
I think I know what what's going on. I saw
Beulah on her way back to CARYLD, so I know
since it's Mother's Day.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
I'm sorry, missus Rogerson.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
You know, I really hate just barging on in here.
When the on airlight. Deally, thing is a blanking, But
I got.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Something to say.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well what you got to say?
Speaker 11 (25:21):
You know, I've always heard it's a penny for your thoughts,
so I thought i'd put my two cents in.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
As a mama myself, a mama of nine?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
What you have?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Nine children?
Speaker 11 (25:36):
That's right, nine nine that have squirted out of me
over the years.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
What a sweet way to put it too.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
There's Mary, Gary, Harriet, Larry Benny, Jenny Kenny, and Clem
and Kleatas Kleidas was the one who just kind of
wandered up on the porch one day, so we capt
it kind of like I just wandered on in here. Anyways,
I do know a thing of three about a mama.
And if anybody would like to hear any advice from
a mama of nine children, I.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Have some for you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Listen, Mama's out there listening right now. Take it from.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Someone who has spent years and years and years changing diapers,
cleaning up vomit, wiping up dookie puddles, getting chewing God
out of higher, bandaging up booboos, and just trying to
keep decent order in a home before mayhem breaks out
at any moment. If you have persistently and lovingly tried
to give your kids wisdom and they have it taken
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to it, don't be hard on yourself because some heads
are just harder than others. Think about it, if God
had trouble raising his first two kids, what makes you
think it'd be a.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Piece of cake for you? Amen?
Speaker 11 (26:45):
You spend the first two years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk, then you spend the next
sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. And
you know, when they're young they step on your toes.
When they get older, they step on you now, don't they?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
And if you're lucky enough to ever get grandkids, just
remember grandkids are God's reward for not choking your own
kids to death, because if you're a mother of teenagers,
you know why some animals eat their young, don't you?
And remember that your children settldom misquote you. In fact,
they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. So,
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if I could give y'all any advice at all from
a mama of nine kids, my advice would be be
nice to your kids, because they're gonna choose your nursing
home one day.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
And if you get a lot of tension, and you
get a headache from all your kids running around being
a bunch of little heatheleous demons from hell, then do
what it says on an aspin bottle. What take two
and keep away from children? Yes, y'all, Happy Mother's Day.
Now I better get a whole mess of stuff from
my nine kids. Lais too, who just wandered up on
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the porch one yet over?
Speaker 14 (27:59):
That's enough, you be prepared for the mother of all events.
Has Mother's Day is? Soliders see kids from around the
nation attempt to win over Mom with nothing but a
greeting card and face the ultimate killt injected smacktor. Then,
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after the kids go to bed, witness Dad take on
Mom as he creaks up the maternal combustion.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
This isn't your mother's holiday.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Oh wait, it is, so get your gifts now and
make your reservations because Mother's Day is sounder.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Here's a little song for the woman who had me.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
She's the mother of my sister.
Speaker 15 (28:46):
How we love each other. She's the daughter of my grandma,
the wife of my aunt's brother. Watch, she the niece
of my great uncle. Her cousins call him mom to
my wife's grandparents' children, she's there mother in law.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
She's the grandmom my.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Nephew the best and my cousins have.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
She is married to the son in law of her
mom and dad.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
There are other.
Speaker 15 (29:12):
Ways to say it, but in my husband world, she'll
always be my grandfather's nephews father's brother's girl. Emma's for
the meatballs she made for me, Always for the orangutan
she lets me leave. She is for the toilet training
that helps him makes me strong. HR spells her and
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it's for her.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I wrote this song.
Speaker 15 (29:37):
She's the cousin of my grandma's brother's little boy. To
her paternal grandma's son, she is pride and joy. She's
her sister's mother's daughter, and though she has no brothers,
she'll always be my nephew's father's brother in law's mother.
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mamma, you'll follow all of that, he said, Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. There's another Mother's song, Ohzi
I was born. I love your mama. My mom coming home,
so make me a steak dinner when I get there.
I have several other Mother's Day goodies to play for you,
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including this one. Now, if you're a mother, you're gonna
have to pay close attention here because this song has
everything you've probably ever said to your kids. Oh I
know it's awesome, and it's done to the William Tell overture.
Speaker 17 (30:34):
Love it ready, Yes, here you go, mama, Get them now,
get them now, get about of bet wash your faceborsh
teeth comes like behead.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Here's your clothes and your shoes here.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
The words I said?
Speaker 17 (30:55):
Get him?
Speaker 14 (30:56):
Now?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Get up and make your bed?
Speaker 18 (30:57):
Are you hot?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Are you cold? Are you wearing that?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Where's your your homework? Out and guard your coat and
your gloves and your scarf. Bet have to print. You
gotta feed the cat, eat your parts. The experts tell
listens how post impart.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
And me a love.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I'll take your mind and then some of you will
grow it onday to be big and texts.
Speaker 19 (31:11):
When you do, your dullness will.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Be seen you at three two, don't we get your piano?
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Listen?
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Is this after?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Its played on shovel too slowly, but hurry the bus
is here. Be careful, come back here?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside? Don't be rope?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Would you just play fair? People like make a friend,
don't forget to share, work it out with your turn.
Never take good dare get along to might me come
down there?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Clean your room, filled your close, but your stuf by
a way make your mad to do it?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Do we have all day?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Were you're born in a barn?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Would you like some Hey?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Can you even hear it?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Where I say?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Don't sit so close to turn it down? I'm texting
at the table.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Computer time tonight.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Your iPods my iPod. If you don't listen up where
you're going in, we'll spend that time.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Do you think you're coming home?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Saying thank you, please excuse me?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Makes you welcome everywhere you run. You appreciate mom, listen
some new when your olds are in your broth.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
But until you have a couple living children of your own,
you'll thank me for the council I gave you so willingly.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But right now I thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Not to roll your eyes at me. Close your mouth
when you chew.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We'd appreciate.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate.
You do not burper, I'll set you straight. Eat the
food I put them on your plate. Get an egg
and a door down its mark with me to get
a grip getting here I have two three and get
a jocket life, get a PhD.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Get dogs, I care.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
You're ground dead until six.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once,
for heaven.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Sake, and get all your friends jumped off a color
which you jumped in. If I'm Saturday once, I've said
at least about the time before that car to play.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
And must me.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Look at me when I am talking, Stand up straighter
when you walk a class for a grip.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And are you must be a plus.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Blush, switch your PJS on, getting back to get your Apparently, mom,
don't forget I love you.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
The reason why because because.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I said so, I said so, I said so, I
said so. That's it is tough being a mommy, you know,
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And believe me, your mom does know. Yes, he does.
He knows what you've been up to in your room
with the door locked. This man, that is I wanted
to ask you this question before we go any further.
All right, Uh, what do you think about the new pope?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I'm excited about him, the first American pope in history.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (33:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
He attended Catholic Theological Union, where he received his Masters
of Divinity degree. Really, you can get a Master of Divinity. Yep,
damn Pope Leo. The fourteenth merchandise started popping up. Yes,
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a variety of items from T shirts to collectible cards
are on sale on sites like sty and Obvious Shirts.
Some of the merchandise points to Chicago's sports team because
he's from Chicago. Pope with fyeh Dub Pope and Sweet
Pope Chicago t shirt. Did anyone think of something for
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the shower? You could have Pope soap on a road. Yeah,
there's all kinds of things. In fact, somebody I think
has got something else. It's happened.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
The smoke is white.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
A new Pope has been chosen, which means it's time.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
To celebrate with a new mattress at the New Pope
Mattress Blobout Sale. Yes, has chosen an American to be
the next Pope, and it's time for you to choose
from our giant inventory of mattresses at the New Pope
Mattress Blowout Sale.
Speaker 16 (35:06):
I was so anxious about who would be the next
Pope that I couldn't sleep, But now I'm getting the
best sleep in my life on a super comfy king
size mattress from the new Pope Mattress blowout sale.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You got that right.
Speaker 13 (35:18):
Look at the most heavenly sleep of your life on
a mattress from the new Pope Mattress blowout sale going on.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Now, Oh, I should go today? Okay, it is Friday,
and as usual, there's a lot going on this weekend.
So let's take a look, see, shall we. It's time
for Hey? What y I'm so glad you asked run
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it down?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Well, it's Mother's Day weekend bo and if you didn't
make reservation for a Mother's Day brunch or lunch or dinner,
so well yep. Now, if mom loves hockey, she's in luck.
Tonight you can take her to the PNC Closet the
American Airline Center for the official watch bar for tonight
Stars Winnipeg Jets game. The game is being played in Winnipeg.
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Puck will drop tonight at the watch party at eight
thirty and our own Jeff k will be on hand. Then,
on Sunday, Mother's Day, take mom to see the Stars
live in Game three of Round two of the NHL Playoffs.
Puck will drop at three thirty pm at the American
Airline Center on Sunday football fans, the Arlington Renegades face
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off with the Michigan Panthers in UFL Action at Chalktass
Stadium in Arlington Tomorrow. It's fan appreciation Day. It's also
the last home game for the Renegades. Kickoff will be
at noon. If you're a soccer fan, you're gonna want
to head to Toyota Stadium in Frisco tomorrow night to
see FC Dallas take on Rial's Salt Lake. Match will
start at seven thirty Tomorrow night Cowtown Coliseum in Fort
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Worth this weekend the elimination rounds of the PBR World Finals.
The finals will take place next weekend at Jerry World
at and T Stadium, so get ready.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
To unlease the Beast.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Meanwhile, at fair Park Coliseum in Dallas Tomorrow and Sunday,
Monster Truck Wars not Monster Monster, America's wildest monster truck
show with a superstar lineup, kids, powerwheel races, and more.
Kids actually will get to take a ride in a
real monster truck. If your mom loves Mariachi music, she
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is gonna love the Grassias Mama Concert featuring Madiachi's and
ballet Book Lodico at Arlington Music Hall Tonight. Tomorrow night
at Arlington Music Hall, the More Live Tour Randy Travis
and the Original Randy Travis Band with guest vocalist James
de Pray singing all of Randy's sixteen number one hits.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Live Poor a Stroll Now he just looks bad.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Other live music at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tonight,
it's the rock country band BlackBerry Smoke. Awesome if you
love tribute bands At lave CANTEENA and the Colony tonight,
it's Desperado the Eagles tribute band, an Evan Essence tribute
band will play Tomorrow night along with a Creed and
Nickelbeck tribute band named cre Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Wyah wyah exactly, That's what I say.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
At Legacy Hall in Plano and tomorrow night Bruno Mars Tribute.
Actually that's tonight, and then tomorrow night Morgan Wallen and
Lady Wilson Tribute because Legacy Hall, you know, is God's Country.
Of course comedy this weekend, he's gonna be joining us
in just a bit. Friend of the show Artsjay is
at the Addison Improv this weekend at Hyenas in Fort
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Worth comedian Matt Friend. Tomorrow, you can celebrate Mother's Day
weekend with the Allen Arts Festival and Wine Walk benefiting
Texas Health Resource. It's happening at Waters Creek in downtown Garland.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
By the way.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Tomorrow the Asian American Heritage Festival with Asian food and
live performances.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And then in Roulette Live on Maine.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Roulette's signature Spring Events series kicks off tomorrow at the
Roulette Downtown Green Mean, they're gonna have live music, food, trucks,
and so much more. And you still have time to
go to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. It is taking place
again this weekend and wraps up Memorial Day weekend. And that,
my friends, is just some of what is going on
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this weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
You're welcome. Okay, guys, we got to join in on
the chorus here, okay, okay, all right, Here we go
for your Corsa Kana Mama. This song is by Ray
Willy Hubbard Coursa Canna Texas.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
For Mala.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Dallas Horas Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I ask you what other show we'll give you? Up
against the wall? Redneck Mother and Mama. We're all crazy
now by quiet right now? Okay, our friend, our net
Jay is going to join us. I can't wait. We
saw the boy last year at the Blood Drive in Alan, remember.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Yes, and he showed up with fish for you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
He brought me a big old thing of tuna and
it was delicious.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
He's probably got more fish stories to tell us, and
mama's stories.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I bet he's got good mama. Oh, we're gonna have
to get him to tell you the Superman story. Yeah,
you will enjoy this. Okay, it's time to pick your ticket.
You can choose between tickets to go see Austin City Limits.
You get a three day wristband. We've got two of those,
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and these tickets ain't cheap. No that or not? Okay,
that's in October, or you have tickets to see Brian
Adams and Pat Benattar in November. Whichever one you don't pick,
of course, goes into the lone star ticket window at
eight forty. Now it being Mother's Day weekend, Yes, and
you're right. You're going to have to listen to this
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montage and count how many times mother is reference mother, mommy, mama, whatever.
As long as it mentions mama, you listen and you
tell me how many you hear, and I'll give you
one either way, one less or one more. Okay, all right,
all right, get ready, here we go. Count them for mama. Oh,
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Mama coming for my life.
Speaker 10 (41:55):
From the long of the.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Dance.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Mama used to dance for the money.
Speaker 19 (42:03):
They like your mother, Mother, show Mamma, Mother, Mama, Mama,
he's fazy.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Scott squeeze, but she wears on her chest.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
When your.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Mother and she says, gets the school.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
Mama can't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So or the shout father im out back.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Mama gives your.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Mind, calls him, Mama, I'm sure. The nurse then my
mama told me.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Mother answered me, I mean can who is not?
Speaker 12 (42:56):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Mother, Mama, I'm.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Coming Hey, Mom said way you Mama, Hey, Mama.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
And Mama and Mama and his mama cry.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Mother Mary comes to me.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's up. And it was a mother you totally all
in I could give you was a wrap you.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
I know your mama.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
She don't like me.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Mama said.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
You see this catchy after the bad mother, Ye, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
War to your mother, I'm always dead. Life would like
a box and chocolate. Did your mother got you your heads?
Speaker 18 (43:41):
My mother doesn't call yourself today. That's my mother lost.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
That's my mother.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
She's just a stranger.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
She's hungry and a training out.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Okay, she's just just a singer.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
This man no desire, sanger.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Shut up?
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
You don't tell your mama to shut up? What's wrong
with you? Cause as little bit more? Okay, So how
many did you get?
Speaker 10 (44:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
You would be too low?
Speaker 15 (44:06):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You got the same thing she You would be too low.
Some sneaky mamas in I know they gotta pay attention. Well,
I mean, these are good prizes. Should I play it?
One more time?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
Go for it?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, one more time?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Mama coment for my life from.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
The long arm of the loca.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Mama used to dance for the money.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
Is like their mother, Mama, Mama, Mama, he's crazy.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Gott squeeze, but she wears on the chest.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
You mother, he said. Then she said the sticks to Mama.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Or the shelter father help back. Mama gives him.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
My deck, calls him, Mama, I'm sure I nurse my
Mama told me.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Mama, I showed me.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
I began, who is.
Speaker 8 (45:25):
Hello?
Speaker 14 (45:26):
Mother?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Mama I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Hey, Mom said, will you more?
Speaker 10 (45:33):
Hey Mama, Hey, mama.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
And mom, don't worry.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Mama and his mama.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Club mother Mary comes to me.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
It was a mother your mother, Tony.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Aller I could give you was a wrap your shoe.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
I know your mama.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
She don't like me.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Mama said, you see this cat shaping the fan.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Mom, yo, man, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Wear to your mother. Mama always said life was like
a box and shop clip. Did your mother your hands?
Speaker 18 (46:09):
My mother yourself today?
Speaker 10 (46:11):
I don't want to piss my mother offt you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
That's my mother.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Whether she's just a stranger, she's hung me in a
training out, Okay, she's guess a singer.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
It's men, no desire sanger.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Okay,
did you count again? Is it this now? That would
be a winner? You're just one too low? No, you're no,
you're you're going yeah lower lower. I'm one too low, Yes,
one too low, that would be a winner. One too lower,
one too high, two one four one seven, seven eight
(46:46):
seven one. Let's see if any about it? Got it
all right? Boone in them show how's your counting skills?
How many references the mama? Did you hear? Hey, bo,
so I got forty forty four? That's that's too low.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
That's too low.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's what NFL picked the first time. All right, bon
them show how many references to mama? Did you hear
fifty fifty? That's too hot? It's just a little too
hot to tank, just an iota too hot? Nine kids,
one of them? Show how many references to mama? Did
(47:26):
you hear?
Speaker 10 (47:29):
Forty?
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Is absolute? That is perfect, that's right on the money, right, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (47:35):
Who is this? This is.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Dallas, Dino, Dallallas? All right, Dino, which tickets do you want?
You want the Austin City Limits wristbands or tickets to
see Brian Adams and Pat Vanatar.
Speaker 8 (47:49):
I'll take the Brian Adams chignet Brian Ada.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
That means we got those three day wristbands to Austin
City Limits at eight forty. Hang on and we'll hook
you up. Okay, alrighty, mama, man, my man right there,
Arnest Jay gonna join us here in just a little while.
And Mother's Day flowers, brunch gifts. It all adds up.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
So if you could use an extra thousand dollars to
help pay for mommy's goodies. Keep listening to Loan Star
for You're shot at one thousand dollars nine times today
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Speaker 2 (48:30):
Falla's Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I know I played that yesterday, but it's the Mother's
Day Show, and I'm gonna tell you something else. What
I bet this man used to tie his mother down,
so he's auld go out and raise hell.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
It's ye.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (48:47):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (48:48):
Sir? What's up?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I am so happy to be here. I absolutely love y'all.
I can't even look at y'all as being white people.
Latino y'all, y'all are y'all more family than anything?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Were the blackish white people?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, I mean, because you get along with you don't
see color. No, no, no, you don't see color. And
that that's a big thing to me, It really is.
It's a big thing to me. Like I get on
the elevator, like my my, my, my role manager. Now
he got on the elevator this morning, and uh, what
(49:24):
did Roderick? Okay, I'll tell you about the one yesterday.
Speaker 8 (49:27):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
He's in like this irritating mood, right because you know,
politics and stuff, and he just don't like unfairness. So
I get on the elevator and I do this to
him all time. But I planned that. I got an elevator.
It was all white people on there, right, And then
I turned around and say, hey, how is everybody doing?
You all looking beautiful? And he kept his head turned.
I say, what about you, sir?
Speaker 2 (49:49):
What about it?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
And he didn't want to turn around.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Well, in the words of the new Pope, Arnest Jay,
God loves everyone.
Speaker 10 (49:59):
Oh my god, you know what he surely does.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
People need to recognize that this ain't This ain't one
person's world, one person's country.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
This is all of our country, no matter how bad
we act.
Speaker 20 (50:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (50:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's you know, it is what it is. Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Did my wife come and say, how do you like?
Speaker 10 (50:18):
He did that? Beautifully? Young lady? Did come and say
hello to me?
Speaker 12 (50:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (50:22):
And she she made it. She made it clear too.
She was like she was just moved the water. I
need to speak, I need she moved.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
When I said she moved the water, she moved. I said, y'all,
y'all don't want that smoke.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
Moved back.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Y'all, don't want that smoke.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Mam a dead can move mountains if she wants. Charles
Barkley used that I don't want none of that smoke.
Yea's mom was giving him hard Oh.
Speaker 10 (50:47):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
She is born in Galveston. Okay, that's right, that's Charles Barkley.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Said that this NBA team that lost in the playoffs
was not going to can Coon.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
They were going to Galveston and that brown ass water. Yeah,
dirty as water.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
I know he ain't talking where he went to school
in Alabama, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (51:13):
Yeah, you you can't. You can't.
Speaker 12 (51:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Catfish come up looking like mud. Oh my god, I
know Charles adn't talking. It looked like his toes been
in that water too, because the toes was like that. Chrish,
you seen his toes.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
I've never seen a toe. I never seen a toe
overlap another toe to protect it. I'm not gonna let
anybody get to you.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
I got it.
Speaker 13 (51:37):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
The Great Charles Barkley has hammer time and his ship.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
Hammer the hammer hamm Vietnam toes.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
They here's some white for you, Tyler's toes. No, Charles
Barkley's worse than that.
Speaker 10 (51:55):
Oh oh, I almost said, hell.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Aren't they?
Speaker 10 (52:03):
He'll never get into heaven with them?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Donald say, you'll scratch the carpet up.
Speaker 10 (52:08):
Get You know a lot of women say, yeah, I
like a man with man feet. Well, those aren't men.
Feed those belong to something that's unhuman.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Those are creatures from.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
I would not you know about trucolad.
Speaker 12 (52:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
You know, and you have you guys have the greatest
fans man because you've been on a while and nobody.
They just don't leave you. But now I can't get
them toes out of my mind. I just you know,
as a man or a woman, if your feet look
like that, don't especially if you're married to somebody, why
(52:48):
would you put them under that type of pressure? You
always you can never let your toes come from under
the cover. If I if I let me tell you something,
if my wife had feet like that, okay, first of all,
you wouldn't be my wife, she would not. I'm a
I have a foot fetish. I can't suck those that
(53:11):
criss crossed and I can't. I mean, I'll ripped my lips.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You might get some kind of disease.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Man, and I got I got soft lips. But let
me tell you something. Sucking on them right there?
Speaker 10 (53:23):
I swear to God, I have to go to urgent
cat God, I would what side.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
Is both Steven Tyler and Charles Bark We have the
money to get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
If you don't, okay, okay, feet are like hands to me.
And just because you're a man, don't mean you can't
take care of your hands. Even mechanics take care of
their hands, don't. I wish you would say something. I'm
talking to Roderick my role man. You ever seen the fingers?
Let me move his fingers. Look you ever seen it?
Speaker 10 (53:55):
You know you don't want to touch his hands? Come
to his hand? Ain't nobody?
Speaker 8 (54:00):
Yeah it?
Speaker 13 (54:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:03):
No, no, there they came from No, they came from
a woman. Those are transplant in. He got them from
a woman. Him and jay Z got the softest hands
I think I've ever seen. And then he tried to claim, well,
I was in the army. I don't know what you
were doing them. You were manicure and thiefs because he
wasn't doing no hard work.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
You're doing something.
Speaker 10 (54:23):
It don't make no sense. A man got hands that
that smell like butter.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
They're very soft. Yeah, yeah, that's you take good care
of them. Yet they are that soft, but you take
good care of him.
Speaker 10 (54:33):
Look, he rubbed a roach one time and the roach
wings just fell off.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
You don't need that rod.
Speaker 10 (54:43):
That roach would not leave his house. No, No, I
just need to remain here. Where's rod ride? My back
is need to be scrapped.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Well at the Addison. We are stick around because you
gotta tell a Oh he has not heard the story
of you playing Superman that time.
Speaker 10 (55:05):
Oh, I gotta tell you that.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
You'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Heroes Dallas, Horror Clashic Rocks, Lone Star, nainety two Vibe,
Errol Smith and Mama Ken It's Mamas about out of
Mama songs. I'll be quite.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
I love your mama.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
It's Mother's Day weekend, am right.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
There's one that you didn't play what uh ll cool
j go knock you out?
Speaker 2 (55:32):
I wonder if we.
Speaker 10 (55:36):
Are you able to play that?
Speaker 5 (55:37):
That put it that way, because yeah, if I.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Won't to Yeah, that's right. Arnest Jay is at the
Edison m prov I am and Roderick's the one that
tries to keep you in line from messing up to
Roderick says, you have to mat Day's Saturday and Sundays.
Speaker 10 (55:58):
Added more shows.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Is you funny?
Speaker 1 (56:00):
We broke a record were here last time we had
nine sold out shows. Wow, that was that was ridiculous.
And and it's it's not a black thing, not a
white thing. It's just a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
That's right funny, you know, because I talk about everybody.
Speaker 10 (56:13):
I don't care about your nationality.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
You gonna get it no matter what your national there's
something wrong.
Speaker 10 (56:20):
With right now.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Keep it paperwork handed, That's what I'm gonna tell you.
No filter your paperwork handed.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Keep better. Have that little star on the rib.
Speaker 10 (56:29):
Be a whole bunch of lawnmower runner. Ain't nobody behind it.
Speaker 6 (56:32):
I'm gonna let you know, automated lawnmowers. That's what they're
working on right now.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
A jay Man this right here.
Speaker 5 (56:40):
I don't know if you saw these or not, but
on ticketmaster dot com, there's a bunch of reviews for
your show, and people are saying things like belly laughs.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Until I heard he was a scream I would go
see him again Ticketmaster. Really you didn't know that?
Speaker 10 (56:58):
Huh No, I did not.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (57:00):
I'm not gonna start crying, you know, I get a little.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
I know.
Speaker 10 (57:08):
All right, that's what my wife Be's saying.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
All right, Yeah, you gotta tell the Superman story because.
Speaker 10 (57:13):
Okay has not heard this.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Okay, I do want to let you know my my
special the reason I'm humbled. In five days, we did
a million views. But now it's fifteen days out where
one point three five million views. So if I'm begging
and I'm asking now that it's rolling for everybody, just
go to the YouTube channel. It's called j not gonna
stop and uh and we you can view it in
(57:37):
segments because we're not even halfway through it. Yeah, and
we're we're we're right there. And this just doesn't happen
on Netflix, none of them. And I just I'm so
humbled and I cannot believe that this many people.
Speaker 10 (57:50):
I think the Pope watched mess you. Yeah, but yeah,
he blessed me. He said my money in there on
you and mine. I don't know what that meant, but
it felt good.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
And five days already because you just released it last
month so five days, we.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Weard a million views in five days, and they said,
that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
You deserve that.
Speaker 10 (58:09):
Thank you, you got it.
Speaker 8 (58:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Let me tell you this story, okay, because they used
to do this too, dude. Okay, okay. So as a kid,
especially a boy, and I was a loaner.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm a loner.
Speaker 10 (58:22):
So when you're a loner, you do things abspiciously on
your own.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Because you're trying to entertain you.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
You're trying to entertain yourself. One of my favorite shows
used to be Superman.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
I used to watch it all the time.
Speaker 10 (58:34):
You know when he do the jump and then and
take off.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
My boy eyeballs was watching him, and my stupid brain said, oh,
I can do that. So I went to the top
of my mama's roof in Florida. They got these flat roofs,
they're flat. There was a there was a pine tree
and right stuck in the front yard with a big
(58:59):
long limb. So I bet you, I said, I bet you,
I can reach that with a Superman jump. I put
a red towel around my neck with a safety pin.
But wait a minute, I took off all my pants
and I just had on some my Superman underwear. You know,
(59:19):
I had on a superl you know, for for for
wind resistance. So I did the jump and I'm flat feed, right,
I'm flat footed, and so I the worst thing in
the world is to not fully commit. You jump, but
then you when you're getting ready to jump, you said,
I don't know. I hesitated with a half of step.
(59:41):
That's why people get caught. Don't hesitate. If you're gonna
steal something, steal it and go. Don't look around to
see if you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Don't commit.
Speaker 10 (59:51):
I did a Superman jump. I went full extension.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
I mean I'm even my my, my, my toes were
all the way out like a ballerina. That branch was
there and I saw it, but I said, oh, I'm
not gonna make it. I felt my little bitty boy
finger that one just missed it and I hit the ground.
You know in the cartoon how the dirt comes up
(01:00:17):
when you hit All the air went out of me.
Let me tell you something, what the black Mama does.
They come out and make sure you're okay. Oh you okay?
I said, yeah, Then they whoop your ass. Yeah, And
I think it's because they're out of fear, but also
let you know how.
Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Stupid you really are. So I got hurt, the wind
knocked out of me. My mom beat me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
And black and black women use stinchy cords, you wipe you.
My mom used a spatula.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
What burgers with?
Speaker 15 (01:00:52):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I just never heard.
Speaker 10 (01:00:54):
That's now you need you need? And still the car
with a yellow tip.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
He called, you'd rather you'd rather give a get a
whipping from your mom because your dad hit harder. Mom
just wanted to make connection and dad hit for distance.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, but that's if you don't have a crazy mom.
Oh I had a crazy mom that that would whoop
me and ask me if I'm gonna do it again?
I would say no, and she says, while you lying,
while you asked him, and then more whoops.
Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
My mama was my mom? Was my mama was?
Speaker 21 (01:01:29):
She was?
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
She she was kind of she was kind of out dishes.
So look at Rod. His mama did the same thing. Yeah,
that's why skin smooths like that. She'd beat the tightness
in it.
Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
You know why.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Because he was a snitch. Rob was Rod was a
baby snitch stitch, Yeah, he was. He told on all
his brothers and sisters. He would run and tell his
mom and hold onto her leg. He's one of those.
Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
He's one of those that dragon round house and rob
was hooked to her leg and stuck on her and
take a step. That's why I hands so soft right now.
Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
You hang on to your mama.
Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
Let me tell you how Let me tell.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
You how involved he is with his mom and the
love for his mom. He goes there all the time
to go visit her in Oklahoma. Yeah, he lays in
the bed with her.
Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
Ah sh Yeah, yeah it is, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, a little disturbing, but that's okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
but but he lays with her.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
He cherished and that's good, my mama. I pushed to
the side of mama. You smell hot. You gotta move off.
You stay and I love my mom, but you in Florida,
and I don't think my mama with panties. You got
all this immunity going to you right next to the
(01:03:02):
alligator alley it, Mama, you gotta wear some drawls.
Speaker 10 (01:03:08):
You you older? Now you leaking? What's that juice running
down the mama? What it ain't, Mama, You ain't drinking water?
Everything urned.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Oh, it's not orange, it's earned orange. My mom, Oh
my god. He nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
I'm sorry, And I'm not trying to say nothing about
old people or nothing like that, but old people in
a human state.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh my god. That y'all y'all sweat differently. Yeah, the
funk seems to come out a little bit faster.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
That you will never see a fly around the old person.
Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
So what's worse the smell of fish or the smell
of an old person?
Speaker 10 (01:03:59):
Hmm, that's close that that the way? Have you ever
that's I worked in a nursing home?
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
No, But I used to go to a nursing home
all the time and and visit and visit people. Yeah,
and uh I went in there one time with my uncle.
Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
He was in there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I said this, this, this don't smell like real. This
don't smell like good piss. It's I mean, I mean
it smelled like it had years in it had some
moon you know what I'm talking about, well more than
a moaning now is it was like I don't know, Yeah,
it was like it's something that I and I said
to myself, I said, I guess I'm gonna be that way.
(01:04:43):
That's why I'm gonna cut my testicles off when I
get off. I don't want nothing coming out because you
let us stay inside of me.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Well, didn't you have to talk like that?
Speaker 10 (01:04:52):
Okay, that's okay. You won't smell it, No, I won't.
I am a person that I'm into great smells. I
I have one of those notes.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
That's why I created my spray, which is called a
mother pucker with a pea.
Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Mother pucker smells good. Sell that show.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And we cannot, we cannot meet the demands of this
stuff it and it has different flavors, and I created it.
And you can say this in your car and your
fishing bag, you can whatever, and it really does work.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It no more funk around you as well. Spread on
your mama. Huh, Spread on your mama.
Speaker 14 (01:05:24):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That's a good idea. I never thought about that. But
I'm gonna have to put I'm gonna have to find
a way to put.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It in the I V or something that's that's pucker
with a pee.
Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I mean, I love my mom, I do, but she's natural.
It ain't always good to be natural, not in a
human state. Because yeah, you gotta scrub mama.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Mama, Mama, mama, you got some parent funker is what.
Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
I love her to death.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Well understand, we love you to death and I love
that actink AD's and improv U.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
If there's a table available, I'm gonna come see you tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You you better, I will let me and let me
put this shout out. You know, I'm just because I
don't hate don't know about it, you know what. No,
I'm not gonna say be cause I don't know if
it's I don't wanna be liable for you.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Hey, shows tonight and then Matinee to Matinee Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And like U and my specials called Ernest Jake, not
not gonna stop. But you gotta come out and see
the show. Show Joey. We we we we get stupid
with it. We get we let you have fun. We
relax your mind. Any words you got, I'm gonna take
that away from you. I promise you, I'm gonna take
it away. I wouldn't miss it for nothing. Yeah, and
shower before you complete.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, get that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Yeah, and if you if you sixty five sixteen and
let's go up twice.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yeah, you're in.
Speaker 10 (01:06:51):
You're in a human state. That's all I'm saying. It
is great to see.
Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Brother to be so hard two year talk.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
You tell him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yummy. Well I've got a couple more mother songs
I can play roam. Are we expecting to call on
the hotline?
Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
No, not that I know him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Hello, boing them show, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
This is Mark Favor.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Happy Friday, mister Texas Motor Speedway himself. Right, Hello, hey man,
what do we owe this little phone call to?
Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
Well, I wanted to give my beautiful wife Holly an
early Mother's Day shout out. We have been married thirty
two and a half year.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Damn wow.
Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Yeah. Can you believe she's stuck with me that long?
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
And she didn't try to smother you in your sleep,
didn't she?
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
No, she doesn't. But we met on a blind date
January of nineteen ninety after I had moved here from
Miami to work for the Dallas Cowboys. And we have
been together thirty five years and she's the love of
my life and soulmate. So happy Mother's Day to Holly.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
See he's sucking up to her on the air because
she might be listening, right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Yes, he didn't get her a gift.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
This is the gift.
Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
This is the gift.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
She might be listening. Also, a shout out to her mom, Ruth.
We call her Mimi. My mom passed away many years ago,
so she's been my mom. So Happy Mother's Day to
her as well, and just loved them both dearly.
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Okay, we got to say thank you as long as
we're on the phone with you for taking such good
care of us at the races.
Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Son, I know, we had so much fun.
Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
We were so glad that you all were there and
the force was strong this past weekend for the race,
wasn't that was you?
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
So we had a great May the Fourth be with you,
plus a Fiesta Cinco de Mayo weekend and it was
just awesome. We had a great weekend. We had positive energy,
the grand stands were full, We had five races over
four days, including the dirt track, and our team just
did a great job here to prepare and get ready
(01:09:10):
for the tens of thousands of fans that were here.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Man, there was a big crowd there.
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Now, wasn't this the best attended NASCAR Cup Series that
you've had at TMS in like more than ten years.
Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
Yes, Some of our colleagues that have worn tire a
long time, said it's probably the best in ten to
fifteen years. And we just all of our metrics were up.
The ticket sales and the grand stands were great. We
were at a point where we only had obstructed view seats,
we had single seats and those sold out. Boy, it
(01:09:43):
was just outstanding. And the TV ratings were great too.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Best because you know how to do it right.
Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
Well, it's all about the fans. It's all about the
guest experience. And boy, with you all out there at
the turn one terrace talking to drivers, then the fan
zone just oh my gosh. And we had stormtroopers, and
we had Mariachi band and Luca lebre wrestlers, and we
had pig races and driver autographs.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
See what I mean about how he puts on a
great show.
Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
Yeah, and Dak Prescott was out throwing the football.
Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Yeah you saw that, Yes you did. That was a
last minute edition that we found out about. So Dak
was there. I said hi to him briefly. He looked
in good shape. So he's hopefully passed his injury. As
they go into many camps.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, he better earn that damn big ass paycheck that
he's getting thank you.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Mark is great that you call man. I appreciate Mark
Favor from Texas Motors Steamway. We had a great time.
We can't wait till the next race.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Thanks so much. We appreciate y'all.
Speaker 12 (01:10:46):
See as soon I did Mark Favor, I wasn't expecting
that he wanted to wish his mother in law happy
mother Well, his wife, my.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Wife Debra, happy Mother's Day because she's mother of kid.
He's a great mama too. Yees ye yet ye all right?
Like go, I say, I got a couple more Mother's
Day's song, but I'm about to run out, so I'll
spread them out for next hour. Okay, got it?
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Hey, Tomorrow in Arlington is the Arlington Renegades last home
game of the season, and we want to thank the
Arlington Renegades for teaming up with.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Us this season.
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They're big supporters of lone Star and we love that
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And you want us to be a part of your team,
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Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Help Mama ever ready? That's that Corsicana and Me coming out.
I love it, Johnny Paycheck. I think I have one
or two more Mama songs that I'll play, but like
I said, I'm running out of them.
Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
That's okay, You've done a great job on your Mother's
Day show.
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Do what I can for the Mama Day Show, don't
you know? Okay, let's talk time wasters. What have you
found to make our day less productive?
Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Well, if you don't want to get right to work
when you get into work today, head over to the
Bow and Them show page at lone star nine com.
Metallica and their fans bow at Lane Stadium in Blacksburg, Virginia.
They made the ground shake on Wednesday night. They were
off the Richter scale. Metallica played the stadium, which is
(01:14:14):
home to Virginia Tech football team, and whenever the team
enters the stadium during home games, they play metallicas enter
Sandman and fans will jump along in unison.
Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
So, Wednesday night, when Metallica played the song, the fans
did what they do and they set off seismografts in
the area. They were off the Richter scale. The Virginia
Tech Sports Department posted a video the band playing and
fans jumping on their social media, and we have that
post up so you can check it out for yourself.
Sammy Hagar continues his Vegas residency tonight and tomorrow at
(01:14:47):
the Dolby live at Park MGM on Wednesday, he did
his fourth of nine shows and he had a special
guest join him on stage for bad Motor Scooter, a
song from his days with Montrose. That special guest none
other than The Grateful Dead's Bob Weird.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
I saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
So we're as in Vegas for Dead and Company's residency
at the Sphere, which resumes tonight, and we have Sammy
Hagar's post with a video from Wednesday show Hart Bow
is getting ready to come to town next month. They're
going to play Texas Trust See Theater in Grand Prairie
on Saturday, June fourteenth, And as Anne and Nancy Wilson
prepare to hit the road again, Ann Wilson shared some
(01:15:26):
behind the scenes stories on her podcast of how back
in the eighties, record companies tried to mold her into
a pop star.
Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
Stop We were getting ready to go out on tour
and somebody at the record company had this big, bright
idea to send Paula Abdul into teach us dance moves.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Obviously didn't work.
Speaker 20 (01:15:48):
Every time they've tried to dress me or do something
for me that they know better than me, it never works.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Yeah, you just be you exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
I can't even imagine her trying to do like dance
moves like Paula abdul mea Kuda. We have the episode
of Ann Wilson's podcast After Dinner Thinks with Ann Wilson
up if you want to check it out in its entirety.
Will the Second Time be the charm for Foreigner? Foreigner
once again working on a musical that they hope will
(01:16:21):
one day be on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Remember when they tried to do the musical Jukebox Hero,
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a flop.
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Now they're going to do feels like the first time
the Foreigner musical, and much like ABBA's Mama Mia, the
musical is going to feature fourteen of Foreigner's biggest hits
and to support the production, Foreigner is going to perform
a benefit concert hosted by the band's originally singer, Lou
Graham that's going to be held on September fifth. We
(01:16:48):
have all the details up. Finally, social media keeps trying
to fake us out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Bou.
Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
There's this video that's gone viral of a cat comforting
a crying baby. But is the cat reel, I ask you,
or is it a I it's a I.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
I've seen it and it's a I don't try to
change our mind. I totally think.
Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
It's AI because I saw another video of the same
baby crying with a different case a different cat.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
So yeah, so totally not a real Maybe the baby
just don't like any cats at all.
Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Check out the videos and compare for yourself on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
That leaves on in me to blame ghost Mama tried
as we just raised the look value in this studio
right now. I'm on there you go where your Mother's
Day Show? And that's the last Mother's Day song I
think I could find. That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Everyone, Yes, yeah, and make sure you join us on
Monday because we're gonna do make your ticket again. Oh
that's right. Tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tourt
Doseke's Pavilion Friday, August first, featuring Sticks, Kevin Conan of
Ario Speedwagon and Don Felder, who is going to be
on the show on thee. Oh that's right, he's calling
(01:18:13):
in yes, or are you gonna have a pair of
tickets to see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening at the
Majestic Theater in Dallas on May the twenty faced. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick, those into the ticket window
at ate fy. Okay, thanks for tuning in today. A
special thanks to Arnez Jay for stopping by. He was
so funny. He one of the funniest on the start.
(01:18:37):
Pour me up this morning? My side Yeah from laughing
so hard. Yeah, especially at the Superman story because the
way he told it, you could just see it happening.
And the best part was when his mom found him.
Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Yeah, and she's like, oh, are you okay, and then
she started to be as Now.
Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Of course he's it out as an improv all weekend,
but also on YouTube is his new special Artsjay not
gonna stop, not.
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Gonna stop and he ain't gonna stop. Go see him tonight. Okay,
are we ready to get out of here and do
the after show?
Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Dec bridges and its short one please one on the
Facebook in sixty seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Let's start out by closing the show like this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Be prepared for the mother of all events, as Mother's.
Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Day is Solider see kids from around the nation attempt
to win over mom with nothing but a greeting card
and face the ultimate killt injected smacktor.
Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
After the kids go to bed.
Speaker 14 (01:19:40):
In this Dad take on Mom as he creaks up
the maternal combustion. This isn't your mother's holiday. Oh wait,
it is, so get your gifts now and make your
reservations because Mother's Day is sounder.
Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Here's a little song for the woman who had me.
Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
She's the mother of my sister.
Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (01:20:05):
We love each other. She's the daughter of my grandmaw,
the wife of my aunt's brother. She's the niece of
my great uncle. Her cousins call him Pom. To my
wife's grandparents' children, she's their daughter's mother in law.
Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
She's the grandmother my.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Nephew, the best and my cousins have.
Speaker 15 (01:20:25):
She is married to the son.
Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
In law of her mom and dad.
Speaker 15 (01:20:29):
There are other ways to sis, but in my husband world,
she'll always be my grandfather's nephews, father's brother's girl, or Emma's.
For the meat balls she made for me, always for
the orangutan she lets me be. She is for the
toilet training that helps him makes me strong.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
HR spelled her and it's for her I wrote this song.
Speaker 15 (01:20:55):
She's the cousin of my grandma's brother's little boy. To
her paternal grandma's son, she is pride and joy. She's
her sister's mother's daughter, and though she has no brothers,
she'll always be my nephew's father's brother in law's mother.
Happy Mother's Day, Mamma.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I think my head's gonna explode.
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