Toybox: GayTrek, Woogies West Nile Song, "You Make My Sticker Peck Out". (Full Show 8.19.25 Ep. 1431)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, Hi, sir, this is Tom made down the front desk.
I'm sorry to bother you so late. Our computer crashed.
What's your wake up call for eight or eight thirty?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh it's eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, sir. I think I'm sorry to bout you. Thanks
about okay? Oh, sir, game, I'm sorry, but it's Tom
down the front desk real quick. I forgot to ask
you what room were you in?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Uh? Oh, gee, I don't don't you have in your
system down there?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Again, our I'm sorry, computer crashed. If you look in
the back of your key, it could be in your
key or actually the key of the envelope your little
key came in.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Just it's around here, say, I don't the word. It's
around here somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Sorry. I hate to ask you this. I want you to
get back to sleep. Let's uh, it may be quicker
if you just go to your door and open up
your door and just to say I'll just.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
To hang on, I'll do okay, it's room two eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, great, Well, what time is it at four o'clock
in the morning, Yes, right, at four o'clock in the morning.
So we'll call you here in a few hours and
get you up.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, look, I just want to tell you I think
this is very unprofessional and your management's going to hear
it from me in the morning about this. I don't
appreciate this at all. I'm gonna have trouble getting back
to sleep, and it is I got a full day
of events tomorrow. My company's here.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And are you here at the telemarketing convention?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes? I am.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, well look let me let me talk to the man.
He's right here. Let me talk to him. Okay, hold on,
he's pretty upset. He has a full day of meetings
or something. And I woke in and can't get back
to sleep. Okay, great, Greg, Sure are you there? Yes,
I am. I talked to the manager. We usually don't

(01:46):
do this by telling the situation, and you're concerns about
getting back to sleep, so uh, here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Rock bababeby for crying out loud.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Hey buddy, okay, that was a request that I had yesterday,
or the rock a bye baby wake up call.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
What's so wonderful about that is that the guy works
for telemarketing.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Because he's all the time. He's just like Jim Florentine.
He waits by his phone until a telemarketer calls. Then
he records the call, and that is what is the result.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
In the radio goal.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Damn straight and Mas have it coming. Yes, they do
bother me during my dinner, damn it. Well, Yes, today
is toy Box Tuesday. I have a request to play
something for you, Anna, I said. The first time I
played it a couple of years ago, you cracked up.
So we'll see if it still cracks you up. Okay,

(03:00):
I almost say about it?

Speaker 8 (03:00):
All right, what else? That's it?

Speaker 7 (03:03):
And I got some other goodies playing for you. But
I'm I'm willing to take suggestions other than go screw yourself.
I've heard that way too many times. That's already in
the suggestion box. Yes it is, and we'll stay there
as a matter of fact, because I can't reach that.
Well what if he could, but I can't, so I won't.

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What are we celebrating today? What International bow Day? About time?

Speaker 9 (03:29):
I had? Oh wait, wait wait a spelled b o W.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
You're supposed to wear a bow tie or a bow
in your hair tie? Something in a book?

Speaker 9 (03:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Oh hell, it is international talk like jar Jar Bink's Day. Really,
are we still celebrating the most annoying character in the
whole Star Wars universe.

Speaker 9 (03:53):
Mess I think not enough to do.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Take you bo God, what an annoying thing. Also, it's
work Old Photo Day. On August nineteenth, eighteen thirty nine,
in Paris, France, the French government bought the patent for
the first practical photographic process and announced it would be
a gift that was quote free to the world. So

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why are good cameras so damn expensive? Abody don't sound
free to meet anyway? Take a picture today. That's not
a selfie, please, there's enough selfies going around.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
Yeah, get creative.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
It is National sand Castle Sculpture Day.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Oh my gosh, shout. Padre Island has the best contest ever.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I know.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Some of those intricate sand castles are unbelievable. I cannot
see how they did it with such details.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
They're amazing. You're right, I don't know how they do it,
but thank you for doing it.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
Have you ever seen the professional toolkit all laid out
that the real sand sculptors? Could they take that? Seriously? Yeah,
it's like they're changing a motor out of a Camaro
or something.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
But they're true artists are there sculptors.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Yeah, they use water, wind, temperature, a lot of.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Stuff that all I can do is fill up a bucket,
turn it over and take the bucket off and that's
my sandcash.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
Oh that's very nice, bro.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
It is National Aviation Day, yay. I'd take off flying
in a plane if I had one, but no I
don't have one, so it can't do it.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
It is also National Potato Day.

Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yuma.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
There's not too many ways you can cook a potato
and it not be good. And the more stuff you
can put in a baked potato, the.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Better, I agree wholeheartedly.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
And finally, it is National Soft ice Cream Day, delish.
Did you know that soft served ice cream is the
most popular ice cream in MRCA?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I did not know.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Lucky for us, it's National soft ice Cream Day, so
it's perfectly acceptable to go out and scarf something down today.
Watch out, dairy queen, here we go. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
McDonald's. Probably their machine will probably be out of order.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
Broken. Sorry it's still broke. All back later.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Oh, oh, that's what kind of show is going to
be today?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
All right?

Speaker 7 (06:06):
So we got sports of all sorts coming up here.
I'm sure there's some Rangers news there's basically a Micah
Parsons story, but it's the same stuff over a psycher
and regurgitated back up, we'll give it to you anyway. Then,
of course we got the freaking full file. And then

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out of the toy box we come and find something
that will be a blast from the past or maybe
an ache and pain that you had earlier when you
first heard it.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
And don't forget seven fifty pick your ticket.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yes, choose between Diggings and see our friend Rodney Carrington
or tickets is e Pandera And whichever one you don't pick,
of course goes into the eight forty loan Star ticket window.
So that being said, are we ready for the official
way to start this show?

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Let's do it about straight.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
You're ready, excellent, because here it comes and there it
goes Dallas four host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
Well, look it is at six.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Point thirty at times Sports of.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
All brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Day Let's get the obvious out of the way. Not
only was Michael Parson not bluffing about his trade demand,
things seem to be getting worse between the Cowboys and
their edge rusher.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Now.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Parsons, of course, is about to enter the final year
of his rookie contract and is seeking a Miles Garrett
style extension because Miles got paid a whole bunch of money.
But the Cowboys have balked at his asking price, which
led to Parsons requesting a trade on social media.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Yes, with two weeks until less.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Than two weeks really until the season opener against the Eagles.
The Parsons saga continues to suck up all the oxygen
from the Cowboys. It's been two weeks since Parson made
his trade request and he has still not participated in
practice or played in either of Dallas's first two preseason games.
Parsons and the Cowboys appear to be spiraling toward the divorce,

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which we, of course hope does not happen to. So
if they're going to get a deal done, Jerry needs
to do it now and let the dust settle before
the season opener on September fourth.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
The quicker we.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Get this off our plate, the better off we will be.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
Yes. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
You know a lot of people were saying that Jerry
was letting this continue because he wanted the press for
his documentary on Netflix, which starts streaming today.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
To the America's team, The Gambler and his Cowboys, Oh
Boy all Right? Speaking of the.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Cowboys, Dallas Cowboy Training Camp at the Star in Frisco
gets underway today. Presented by American Airlines, The Cowboys are
going to host two open practices at Ford Center at
the Star in Frisco today and tomorrow, training camp practices
I fans the opportunity to see Dallas Cowboy players and
coaches as they prepare for the twenty twenty five season.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
Now, the fun will kick off.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Today at four outside Ford Center on Tostito's Championship Plaza
with a live DJ rowdy. The Cowboys mascot will be
on hand. Plus there's gonna be games, giveaways, and much more.
Doors to Ford Center will open to the public starting
at four thirty, with the opening ceremony scheduled to begin
at five point thirty this afternoon, with open practice from
six pm to eight pm. Opening ceremony will include a

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performance by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and remarks from Cowboys
owner and general manager Cheery Jones. Both Dallas Cowboys training
camp practices are free and open to the public.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
And if it's free, it's for me.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
Yeah, I go.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Speaking of the Cowboys, bo, we found out yesterday that
Cowboys wide receiver Jonathan Mingo likely to start the season
on injured reserve because of that spring posterior cruise eight
ligament in his right knee. He suffered that injury in
Saturday preseason game against the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
He is looking at recovery period of four to six weeks.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
If not longer. Oh, I got bad news for the Cowboys.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
All we can do is cross our fingers and hope
for the best while we prepare for the worst.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Elsewhere in the NFL, it looks like the officials have
put together a little survey to see about older NFL
players that are suffering from pain because of their young,
famous past in the NFL. There's no question that football
is a rough sport to play. That's one of the
reasons we like watching it. But the NFL did a
recent survey of retired NFL players who played during the

(10:40):
nineteen eighty eight season. It was found that nearly all
of them surveyed have at least some pain experience over
the last three months. Fifty percent of those eighty eight AMNI,
admitting they had pain every single day a day.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Not surprised.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Remember Nick Nalty all cracking and popping in North Dallas, Ford.
You try to take the hot bath, and you know,
it really beats you up. It's been said that football
is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Whatever
it is, it tears your body up when you play
it for several years. But still nine out of ten
X players say they would make the same decision and
they would play pro football just like they did if

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they were giving the chance all over again. Even among
players who said the NFL had a negative effect on
both their physical health and mental health, seventy eight percent
said they would decide to play again if they could.
Knowing all that interesting, interesting, Well, you know you can
only play for so long before your body tells you
all right, that's it.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Plus in nineteen eighty eight they were making decent money,
so maybe they just want some more of that money back.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
And if your body hurts enough, your mind starts to go, okay,
cut it all. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
And those traumatic brain injuries, yeah, those concussions.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Two local colleges will face each other in men's basketball
for the first time in twenty one years. TCU and
Norte will play December seventh at Dickey's Arena and Fort Worth,
their first matchup since two thousand and four. Of the
game will be part of the USLMB Coast to Coast Challenge,
a doubleheader that will also feature Texas Tech versus LSU.

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Fans only need one ticket to attend both games. The
Me and Green will be led by a first year coach,
Daniel Robinson, who takes over the reigns of a program
that reached the NIT semifinals last year. TCU, led by
Jamie Dixon, is coming off a sixteen to sixteen season
that saw the horn Frogs miss the nc DOUBLEA Tournament

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for the first time since twenty twenty one. Dickey's Arena,
which is mere miles from the TCU campus, seats around
thirteen thousand for basketball games. The venue hosted the first
and second rounds of the NCAA Tournament in twenty twenty
two and has regularly hosted regular season in conference tournament games.
So TCU and North Texas are going to go get

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back together and slug it out.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
The Rangers had a tough time of it in Kansas
City last night, losing to the Royals four to three.
Two teams will play their second game of the series tonight,
first pitch at six forty and catch the game on
the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
But there was some exciting.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
News on the Rangers front this Friday. Rangers fans will
want to head out to Globelive Field a few hours
before game time as the Rangers unveil Adrian Beltray's full
size a bronze statue outside of the stadium. On Friday,
the Rangers will have a pregame ceremony at five point
fifty ahead of the game against the Cleveland Guardians. The

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dedication and unveiling on Friday open to the public and
parking lots will open early at two pm for fans
who want to attend the ceremony, and then on Saturday,
before Game two of their series against the Guardians, the
statue will be installed outside Globelife Field near the Northeast
Plaza entrance. Now, the bronze statue of the Adrian Beltray
was created by Grandbury based artist Mike Tabor, who will

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join Adrian Beltchrie and the Rangers in sharing a few
remarks during the unveiling on Saturday. During that pregame ceremony,
Belcha is going to receive a smaller version of his
bronze statue, and he's going to catch this ceremonial first
pitch thrown by the artists.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Fans aren't being left out of the fun either.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
The first twenty thousand fans to enter the park on
Saturday will receive their very own replica statues.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
That you'll put on your battle for all the world
to see.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
Yeah, all right, y'all. Remember a couple days ago we
were talking about the Little League World Series and how
cool this looks still going on. Here's some amazing and
impressive progress reports from the Little League World Series. Now,
there has been a bit of controversy this year as
some fans of the Little League World Series are demanding
a big time change because they see the game as unfair.

(14:48):
The pitchers have gotten so big and so strong that
they're now throwing pitches over eighty miles an hour. That's
a lot for Little League. Yeah, get it, Pip squeak.
While the distance between the mound and home plate is
still forty six feet, that's pretty impressive, very cool to hear.
This is the equivalent of Major league batters facing one

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hundred and seven mile per hour softballs. And while the
solution would be to increase the size of the field,
that's unlikely to happen because it would require a major
change to every Little league field around the world. Now,
the Little League World Series again rolls on this week
and through the weekend, and it sounds like the kids
are kicking ass. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Well, trying to hit him one hundred and seven mile
per hour fastball in the baseball game is not.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
For the squeamish.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
And I worry about those young pitchers because throwing that bass, yep,
can hurt and damage their arms.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Oh, exactly, exactly, Yeah, there is injuries, yep. And on
this subject of baseball, Milwaukee Brewers rookie pitcher Jacob Missy
Missy rawhiskey. I was close enough. I'm just gonna call
him Jacob Missy.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
That's the way to do it.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
He is one of the biggest young stars in baseball.
He grew up and went to college in Missouri, and
now that he's a superstar in Wisconsin, he thought it
would be a good idea to visit the Wisconsin State Fair.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Sounds fun.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Fairs are always fun, and there's a lot of stuff
to eat that you would normally not try. Except things
went a bit sideways when he agreed to eat a
Bavarian cream bug donuts with actual.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Bugs on it.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
Donuts.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
I wouldn't spend coupon one on something like that.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Sounds disgusted.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
It's a donut filled with Bavarian cream and edible ants. No,
then it's top with chocolate icing, along with crickets, grasshoppers,
worms and a scorpion. No no, He scarved it down,
but later said it was okay, but he'd likely never
eat one.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
Get it, damn.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Well.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
That kind of reminds me of the concert at Jerry World,
only it was a different.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Lead singer because that was a Von Scott one.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
But it was still like he's almost there. Okay, Time
now for the freaking fool file. Now, people have a
dream from their childhood that they would earn millions of
dollars without hardly doing anything.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Ain't none to that.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
This dream became a reality for a French woman. However,
she described it to be psychological torture. Now, we did
a story about a guy who did the same thing.
Fifty nine year old Lawrence or Lorenz because he's a
woman lean Frank. Her name is Lawrence von Hausholve. She

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is exactly not has whole, but not whole.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
Of course she may be. I don't know. I don't
know to me.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
She is suing Orange, which is among the largest telecom
companies in Europe, as she claimed that she'd been working
there for twenty years and didn't have anything to do
in any day.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
She showed up.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Twined her thumbs all day long.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Now, although she received a full salary, she claims that
she was left without any roles or responsibilities to do,
and the worst part was there wasn't any human connection either,
which she said harmed her mental health and left her
feeling invisible. She didn't see one person during the day
when she was at work, and she didn't do any

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one thing.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
Sounds like a dream zone exactly.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
I was paid, yes, she told French media outlet Media Part,
but I was treated like.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
I didn't exist. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
If I was paid a full salary for doing nothing,
i'd shut up. Wants the paychecks roll in. I don't
about you there. You can cluck in plush if you
didn't have any contact with anybody the whole time. You
could just not show up for a week or two
because nobody's there to write you out to your boss,
who you don't see either. Very true, good pay. I
guess you didn't stop to think about everything.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
All right, bo. You're never too old to embrace your
inner child.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I know you do, except for, of course, when your
inner child wants to go down a children's slide at
a local playground. Emergency crews in Vernon, Connecticut, were called
to a local elementary school this past Saturday to rescue
a forty year old man who got himself stuck inside
a tube slide and he couldn't get out.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
He got stuck while sliding down. Don't put your fat
ass in a kid's slide, Firefighters say.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
The man was wedged feet and head first in the
middle of the slide, folded at the waist.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Which made it extremely uncomfortable for him.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Cruise brought in ventilation equipment to keep him cool in
the one hundred degree summer heat. Firemen eventually had to
cut open part of the tube slide to reach him
and get him out of the slide. After about thirty minutes,
the man was freed and checked out by EMS, although
he refused further medical treatment. When he was asked what
his name was, he actually refused to tell them because

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he didn't want any of his friends or family to
know that he had done something that stupid, so they
listed him as a John Doe.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
I know about doing something stupid. Believe me, I do know,
nicknamed Captain Embarrassments. Well, we've got a guy who unfortunately
suffered a fatal rattlesnake bite in Tennessee, and on his
way to heaven he picked up a dumb ass award too.
This hiker was hiking around in the Tennessee scenery and

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he saw rattlesnake on the ground, and something inside of
him made him decide to just pick it up as
if it were a toy.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Uh oh, bad decision, Yeah, why would you do that?

Speaker 9 (20:47):
Well, the thing inside of him that affected his decisioning
was lots of booze. He likes to mix hiking and booze.
That's not a good idea, not a good combination. He
never had any training as to handle poisonous snakes properly either,
and he was drunk when he saw the snake and
he thought, hey, hey, Hey, ha, yes, I what that happen?

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And this was a timber rattlesnake. You guys, they are mean.
Oh they don't play either. Yeah. They're the largest and
most dangerous of the four venomous snakes that are about
in the Tennessee scenery. So, according to witnesses, the hiker
had picked up the rattlesnake, got bit on the hand
and started to feel like a real dummy. And I'll
bet you he's sobered up. Multiple agencies responded to the

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scene about a half a mile from the trailhead. They
started CPR. He was taken to a hospital and he
was claimed dead on arrival. He succumbed to his injuries.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Well you've picked up a dangerous, poisonous snake without any
training on how to do that.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Sitting up there and going I wish I would have
done things differently.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Yeah, if I'd have thought this through, say here, still laughing?
So how did you die?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Right? You did?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
What?

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Listen?

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Tell him what you just told me? How'd you die again?
Too soon? No?

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Speaking of being stupid, An experienced skydiver with hundreds hundreds
of successful jumps died after he jumped out of a plane,
but forgot to put on his parachute.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
Genius.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Oh you ain't that experience of a diver if you
do that. Rocket scientist thirty five year old Ivan McGuire
had plenty of sky diving experience and had already completed
two successful jumps on the day he died. During his
third attempt of the day, McGuire had completed over eight
hundred jumps prior to the terrible error of simply forgetting

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to put on his parachute before jumping. Usually that's the
very first and the very last thing you check before
you leap out of a plane.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
What happened to your check list?

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Another person on the plane said that he heard the
doom Parish's last words when he screamed out when he
realized he grew up.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
He said, God hates me.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
No, No, he's just gonna have to yank a not
and you ask when you get to the pearly gates,
and you may not even get in for doing something
that's stupid the parachute. His body cam footage shows him
wildly waving around his arms as he searched for his
own ripcord to pull that wasn't there because he forgot
to put on the most important thing you need for
doing something like.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
That, a parachute.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
It's horrible.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Maguire's body was found in a wooded area a short
distance away from the airstrip. His plane had taken off
from half around and find out. Well, you think if
you knew that, if you didn't do one certain thing,
that meant certain deaths. Yeah, but one day you just forgot.

(23:54):
I don't know what distracted him, but it was way
not worth it.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Whatever, ext hour on a toy box Tuesday. You know
Bo's gonna have a fun way for you to pick
your ticket. Oh yeah, you're gonna get to choose between
tickets to see the very funny Rodney Carrington at will
Rogers Memorial Center September fifth, or you can win tickets
to see Pantera September third at dose Eki's Pavilion. Whatever
you don't pick is going to go into the lone
Star ticket window at eight forty.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
On Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two
to five.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
Yeah, but that cuts into my nap time. I agree
you take the long way home, because I hear my
pillow calling me at ten o'clock. Man to the way
it is it is, that's right, that's right by the
way page forgot. Tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day, So
if you have a question, call our Ask a Stuff hotline.
Leave your question there two and four eight six, six

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eighty six hundred and we will play choose your news
so you can pick.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
And there is a theme tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
There is a theme tomorrow. That's all I'm going to
tell you. Here's a little something that may cause a
slight bit of concern. Mosquitos in the city of North
Richinland Hills in Lancaster have tested positive for West Nile
virus last week.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Yeah, we've already had I think one death in Dallas County.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Now Lancaster and Lancaster. One's the street and one's a city. Yeah,
which is which? Because I get him.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Confused, Lancaster if you say real fast, is the city?

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Okay? Lancaster.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Leicester Health officials are now warning the public and encouraging
them to take precautions. They say where insect repellents with
the active ingredient DEET or other EPA registered repellents wear long,
loose and light colored clothing when you go outside. Because
I guess mosquitoes don't like long, loose and light.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Colored clothing that covers up your skin.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Yes, drain or treat all standing water in and around
your home or workplace where mosquitos could lay eggs and
limit your time outdoors from dust to dawn when mosquitoes
are most active looking.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
For human flesh to suck a little.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Blood because you know humans, we stop off and get
us a beer or something like that, and they've.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
Been eating me up this summer.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
No, I know.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Terry County officials tested mosquito samples from three traps in
North Richland Hills. They tested positive for west now virus.
Oh no, doom and gloom everybody. Dallas County health officials
also found positive mosquito samples in the seven five to
one four six area code of lying Tis their last week.

(26:42):
The county reported its first human case of west Nile
earlier this summer in the city of Dallas.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
West Now virus is back.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Just when you're like, ah, we don't have to worry
about that anymore, Well.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
That could mean only one thing.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
What it's time for Professor b Woogie to sing a
west now virus flu step.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Back, do let the sparks hit your professor be wooging
got a little music to let.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
A little fight. Yeah, it's a little.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Song by what happened when.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Love goes wrong?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Like hell?

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Well, I remember the days when we was fust together.
We played in loving games and you well that's sex
and level.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
I come home for work, before I.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Could say hello, we'd be rubbing and the humping there
the fight a lie jello. But nowadays, baby.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
You don't give up, no coach.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
All you do is get druck on that mad dog
twenty twenty. Who Yeah, but when he was a couple,
all our friends would admire us. Now you treating me
and I got the West now virus, I took you
to the West End and all you did was flirts.
You'd be putting my heart in a word of the hurt.

(27:56):
The way you act got me more than a little her.
I'm finn to have to kick your cheek ass to
the curve. I'm sorry now that I ever got y'all,
not one of them infected mosquitoes. I'm finn to have
to swatch y'all if we had to work together, would
no one hire us? Cause your treat me lock? I

(28:18):
got the West now, loud you give me all the simples. Baby,
I got feet, I got sweaty paul, oh mom, And
now every time I look at you, I want to hurt.
Look at I come home yesterday, you had strange stains
on your clothes. If it wouldn't lock me in loose staring,

(28:41):
I bust you in your big nose. You used to
be so sweet when I first had you. Now you're
kissing and mean like an old wounded badger. You fact,
you ug it, you nasty and skanky. The best part
of you baby was left in your daddy's hanging. I
think I'm gon bang your sister iris because you don't

(29:04):
treat me like I got the west Now virus, the
West Now virus blues, West Now virus bulls I got.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
And they're starting Doze.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I got to winst now.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Virus booze tho wins Now virus blooms.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I guess in my love life.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
I almost born the Lewis.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
But just like dog Craft, I finished scrape y'all my
shoes because you keep giving me the wins Now virus booze.
I can't even look at you no long without getting
a good for.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
The booze close the West no Virus Blue.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
Morning, The bow in Them Show in the Morning Dallas
host clients the RONC lone Star ninety two five. Yeah, Baby,
tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day. I'm just itching to
hear what questions you guys leave for us on the
ask us Stuff Hot.

Speaker 12 (29:57):
I have quite a few good questions, y'all. Never disappointed,
never disappoint. Okay, it's Toy Box Tuesday and Anna, Yes, sir,
I have somebody made a request for me to play
something for you.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
It's from our.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Boy Ray Watson, an Aggie and good standing in my book,
Miss Longhorn.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
I don't hate the aggies as much as you hate
the long horns.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
Let's just put it that way. You got that right anyway.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Ray Watson writes Bo.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Not long ago you mentioned you had a hot cousin.
That quote made your sticker peck out. Yeah, that was
my cousin, Alice. I don't know what happened to her,
Lord have mercy, Bo. I'm sorry I zoned off there
from a married man, but I don't know what happened

(30:50):
to her. But he says, you cracked up. Anna, please
play the same song with the same name for Toy
Box Tuesday. Girl, You make my sticker peck out.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Do you remember that song? Well, he said, you cracked up.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Okay, so let's hear here you go.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
This is Ray Watson's request, you make my sticker peck out.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
There going.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
All right?

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Coming up a request for a classic wake up slap.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
What we've got here is bail milk.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Thank you, Struther Martin, appreciate that one.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Okay, coming up, we're gonna let you pick your ticket,
choose between tickets to see comedian Rodney Carrington or tickets
to see Pantera. But now I got this request, and
we haven't played this in quite some time. Somebody requested
the wake up slap that we did to the bus
driver who I said, splash my mama with a puddle.

(32:01):
And it was his last day at work.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
So yeah, this.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
One's kind of funny. Here is the bus driver that
was at his last day of work.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Services.

Speaker 9 (32:23):
Yeah, who's this?

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
This is Rick?

Speaker 13 (32:27):
Can I help you?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Rick?

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Looking for Uh? You got a driver there named Sean.

Speaker 13 (32:32):
Uh yeah, we gotta we gotta driver named Sean. Can
I help you something?

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Well, I'd like to. I would have asked for you
if I need you to help me. I need Sean
to help me.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Uh sure, hold on? Is he?

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Is he there?

Speaker 10 (32:44):
You?

Speaker 9 (32:45):
You got him there close by?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (32:47):
You see, let me see if I can find him, Requick,
can you do it? Yeah, yeah, he'll be here in
just a second. I'm I'm gonna put you on hold.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
Okay, okay, you put me on hold. Thank you for
your time and your help.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, absolutely all right.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Hello, this is Sean. Can I help you?

Speaker 9 (33:08):
Sean? Hey, listen, Uh, I gotta talk to you about something, Sean.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
She gotta talk to me about sir.

Speaker 10 (33:16):
Uh you you you're the driver there, You're wanted the drivers, right.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, I'm one of the drivers.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Well, oh, you remember when it was raining real hard,
not that long ago, you were driving a bus full
of people. I don't know where y'all were going. I
don't really care, but uh, you were on bedline road.
You remember being on bedline road?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Why?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
What's what's going on?

Speaker 14 (33:42):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Did I not give you refund what you need? Man?

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Look? Am I interrupting you? You see?

Speaker 7 (33:48):
You sound kind of like you're agitated or something.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Are you listen? I started my morning off with coffee
in the bottle of jack.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
What the calling me for coffee in the bottle of jack. Oh,
sound like a balanced breakleast, don't I whatever? Well, okay,
well you see here's the problem. Okay, they had been
raining for a couple of days and me and mama
were walking out of a deli on belt line and
we were right up next to the curb and here

(34:15):
comes mister bus driver right headed for a puddle.

Speaker 14 (34:18):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (34:19):
Okay and okay, and you purposely hit that puddle and
splash my ma.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
You know you did splash your mama.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
You'll splash mama. Yeah you did. And don't don't deny
you didn't do it, because I know you did.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Maybe she was dirty and needed a rent.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
So you're going the smart ass route?

Speaker 10 (34:39):
Is that it?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Hey? Listen, man, I don't have time for you.

Speaker 9 (34:44):
You you listen to me. You listen to me.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I enjoyed getting your mama wet?

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Wait what you man?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Whatever?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
You just you want to know something? Blessing? You don't
call me talking about us. Splash your mama? Well you did, Hey, listen,
I'm done with this job. Man, I'm almost out of
here anyway. Okay, So I don't care if it was
a puddle that hits your mama. I don't care if
the bus can hit your mama. Hell, she built like
a smart car. I need to be riding her ass.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
How would you like me to come up there and
kick your ass? Would that? Would that make things right
with you?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Come up and kick my ass under Donald sturn of
the bus driving to your mama.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
You hit mama on purpose with that puddle, and you know.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
You did you bitch, Hey, it don't matter. I don't
care what you're talking about. Hole, And I come and
drive over there and whoop your ass.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Well, why don't you come over here and.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
Drive over here?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
I charge you getting told to come over and beat
your ass?

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Do whatever you want it.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I got a bottle of Tennessee Jack Daniels right here,
and I come over there and whoop your ass and
then go get another bottle of Jack Daniels, drink that
and come back and whoop your ass again, and then
get on your mama. I'll beat your pa.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
I can't I tell you what that's probably the problem.
Right there, you're drinking on the damn job. How you
let me tell your supervisor you're drinking on the.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
Job, bitch.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
I'm not driving right now, bitch. I don't promote junking driving.
All I'm saying is I'm done with this job. Okay,
So I don't give a people always calling in talking
about something that they not happy with. So listen, you're
one of those people, and you just happen to get
it today. I don't give us.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
I tell you what.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
I tell you what you're gonna give us when I
send my listen, listen, listen, you shut up just a minute.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Okay, let me.

Speaker 9 (36:38):
Tell you something.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
I'll come over there and I'll bring my two friends
to whoop your ass.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
How you like that?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Ain't listen, buddy. I'm six foot four, three hundred and
fifty pounds of pure man.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Okay, all pure man. You sound like a big tub
of guts to me, is what you sign?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
A big tub of guts, and my nuts weigh more
than your my mouth, get them all in her mouth.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Oh you're a smart mouth, now, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
You have a smart mouth? Hope, what you're gonna do
about it?

Speaker 9 (37:07):
I'm gonna come over there. Look, look, I tell you
what I'm gonna do. Okay, you wanna go that?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Right?

Speaker 9 (37:11):
Fine?

Speaker 10 (37:11):
You know that?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Listening you're gonna do? I'm listening.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
Are you listening?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I'm listening.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Here's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
I'm gonna come over there with my two friends and
we're gonnack you up.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
How about that.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
You need to bring an army to come up because
once I'm going off this jack and I'm geeked up
off this coffee, I'm not liable to know what will happen.
You disturbed me by calling my job, having my supervisors
yell back here and get me. Okay, you're talking about
your my mom my mom, what the hell, my mama, mumbo.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Let me tell you something. I'm gonna bring Bowe and
Jim from Long starting nine two five. We're gonna bring
you a birthday cake and smash it in your face.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
How you're like that?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Jim?

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:04):
What was this?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
It's bow and Jim? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, here is boy,
you areloaded on.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I that's crazy. Hey, man, listen, and so many people
call up here and they have problems and today I'm
I'm I'm really kind of just off today. I was
just kind of hanging out and uh, you know, because
I'm writing for Johnny to get done with this stuff,
and oh this is crazy.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
Well, well, your wife sent you a birthday slat from
the bow and Jim show. Way to go, Sean, don't
take no stuff gon way appreciate you get a lot
of people complaining to you.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Huh yeah, you know, man, I am really drinking Zach
right now.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
But we'll good for you. Breakfast of Champions. I always said,
damn right, man, I was.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
I just didn't see like this this morning.

Speaker 9 (39:10):
Chill man, chill show, damn happy birthday. Hey, we got
a present for you ready.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Yeah, am ready?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
The hell?

Speaker 9 (39:21):
The hell? The hell was that?

Speaker 10 (39:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
That was.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
With him? That was his last day for it.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
Man, he was over as all right.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
They just take a text mother ball of them.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Y'all.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
If you had a specially with a lowrider, I wouldn't
have been his upset my mama, the last day at
work for this guy. I wouldn't take no stuff from
some smart ass like me either.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
But he was just so open. I'm having jacket cut.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
He was getting drunk on his last day. He's honest.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
That was hysterical.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Okay, I'm now to pick your tickets. You can choose
between tickets to see very funny Rodney Carrington at will
Rogers Memorial Center on September fifth, or tickets to see
Pantera at Dosequi's Pavilion on September three, which is the
day before the first game of the NFL season. Boys,

(40:20):
you'll know, and how are we going to give these away? Yeah,
it's going to have something to do with whatever I
told you. Today was a lot of things going on. Okay,
it could be about International Bow Day, international talk like
Jar Jar Binks Day, World Photo Day, National Send Castle

(40:41):
and Sculpture Day, or National Aviation Day, National Potato Day,
or National Soft Serve ice Cream Day. Well, I don't
want to give you too much of a hint, but
I'm going to play this and this commercial has something
to do with one of those days I just mentioned.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
Ok we are ready give it to us.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
Here you go, Hey.

Speaker 8 (41:03):
Neighbor, come on in.

Speaker 15 (41:05):
We've been making famous chicken and biscuits since nineteen seventy seven.
What smells so good must be displayed of famous chicken
and biscuits. We don't just make famous chicken and biscuits.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
We make famous.

Speaker 15 (41:16):
Chicken and biscuits all day long.

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Chicken and biscuits.

Speaker 15 (41:20):
Swing by and taste what made us famous. It's nice
to meet you.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Get our world famous chicken made from scratch, biscuits, fixens,
and tea.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Every day breakfast on a grill. An I get out
of that, but I don't know what ball. Well, I
got the class food.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Blues instead of every day cook, and we cook like
every day Sunday.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
We bake fresh biscuits all day long and serve them
thirty different ways. But it's come for Sunday cook at
any time.

Speaker 11 (41:51):
Introducing a new twist, delicious cinnamon twist.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Oh, you guys are all off off, okay.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
All off on this damn it.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Well it's chicken and biscuits. Okay, but it doesn't have
to do with that.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Well, yes it does, the name of the plate. Well,
let me play it again more time.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
Let me play it again.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
Hey, neighbor, come on in.

Speaker 15 (42:13):
We've been making famous chicken and biscuits since nineteen seventy seven.
What smells so good must be this plate of famous
chicken and biscuits. We don't just make famous chicken and biscuits.
We make famous chicken and biscuits all day long, chicken
and biscuits. Swing by and taste what made us famous.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
It's nice to meet you. Get our world famous chicken
made from scratch criscuits, fixings and tea. Every day breakfast
on a brill anymore.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
I get out of that. But I don't know lot Ball. Well,
I got the class blood.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Blue instead of everyday cook and we cook like every
day Sunday.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
We bake fresh biscuits all day long and served any
different ways.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
Just come for Sunday cook at any time, introducing a
new twist, delicious cinnamon twists. Okay, An, I got it
finally because it had something to do with the first
thing I mentioned.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
What day it was?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Bow?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Why don't you just bring and tell him the answer?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
There?

Speaker 9 (43:22):
Anna? Are you all right?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Listen?

Speaker 9 (43:27):
What you did last night is none of my business?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
All right?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
She won four or eight se Well, this isn't gonna
take law. Let's say Bow and them show tell me
what commercial that was for.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Hello you?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Okay, hello Bow? And then show tell me what commercial
that was.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
For the Bow Jangle whoa jag ticket?

Speaker 7 (44:02):
It's International Bowl Day, but it's b o W. And
this was another bad idea that I cooked up.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
I immediately thought Popeye chicken and biscuits.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
Did I say it was national Popeye?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Girl? No?

Speaker 6 (44:16):
And I was trying to, but you said famous chicken
and biscuits.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
Uh huh huh.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Okay, let me get to the business today.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Okay, First of.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
All, who is this Scott from? Scott from Plano? Okay,
Scott from Plano. Which tickets do you want?

Speaker 10 (44:34):
You want?

Speaker 7 (44:34):
The Rodney Carrington tickets or the Pantera tickets?

Speaker 9 (44:41):
Scott, make a decision, Scott.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
The clock is ticket.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
I can hear you, well, what which tickets do you want?
You want the Rodney Carrington tickets or the Pantera tickets?

Speaker 4 (44:57):
The second one.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Here it is hold on Rodney or remind me never
to do a dumb ass contest like that.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
That was actually pretty funny.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
It was funny. Bo you don't cut funny funny.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Tomorrow will be playing Joe your news. That's right, because
tomorrow's asking his stuff day. And if you've got a question, Caau,
he asked his stuff outline to one four eight six
six eighty six hundred and I hope it's more entertaining
than the contest.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
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Speaker 6 (45:29):
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twentieth in Vegas, and we want you to be there.
We have three chances for you to win a trip
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Speaker 8 (45:42):
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Speaker 6 (45:44):
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Speaker 8 (45:49):
First chance to win coming up around nine this morning.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
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Speaker 9 (45:58):
Loan Shar ninety two five.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Remember when I first heard the single version, the short
version of that, yeah, I was like, oh hell yeah.
Then I bought the first album and heard the long.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
Version like that.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
I said, all hail ye, You're never going back to
the short version.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
No, no, no, no boy, I gotta play the long
one if you're gonna play it. I hear that, but
when I say it, it sounds bad. Okay, Before we
get into this next little Diddy, I want to ask
you something. Campbell's Chunky Soup and PAP's Blue Ribbon Beer.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Want you to.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
Quote, crack open a warm one.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
This soup season.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
First of all, in soup seasons supposed to be in
the winter when it's cold.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
October Well, the soup Giant and the American Beer Brand
unveiled to beer infused soup creations as part of their
new collaboration.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Now, see that doesn't sound so bad to me.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
It's the new beer cheese with potatoes and cherizo soup,
and the beef bacon and beer chili.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
With bean soup.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
That sounds good to me.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
And the varieties are exactly what they sound was.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Yeah, I like to pour beans and beer together. Borocho
beans love it well.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Yeah, and of course you make beer brots, and what
do you do? You soak them in beer before you.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Found the beer soup Barocho soup, barracho soup.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Yeah. If this stuff is on the shelves and you
guys want to do a taste test, holler all round
everything up and set it up.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
We could just micro wave it back there and yeah,
taste test on the end.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
Totally, little Biggie.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
To celebrate the collaboration, Campbell's Chunky and Paps Blue Ribbon
or embarking on a food truck sampling tour at Walmart's
across the country beginning September third.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Well, they got to park their ass in the Iheartmedium
parking lot. Yeah, bring the soup up here man.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
T shirt while you're at it.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Yeah, yeah, please, Okay, got a little something. Jimmy would
always want me to play this particularular thing on this
particular birthday.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
The late Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry born on this
date in you know, and Jimmy always of course wanted
to hear the gay Star Trek episode.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
That so one more time.

Speaker 11 (48:24):
Space the final Frontier specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha
one seven. Mister Spock is much stronger than the ordinary
human being aroused.

Speaker 14 (48:37):
His great physical strength could kill.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
But it's a risk I'll have to take.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
Something bothering humans, spun.

Speaker 11 (48:46):
May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving
with humans. I find their illogic and foolish. Emotions are constant, irrigant.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Unlike you, we humans are full of unpredictable emotions.

Speaker 11 (48:58):
Love, yes, yes, you don't be afraid.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Here's my hat. Hold on.

Speaker 11 (49:08):
You are beautiful, more beautiful than any dream of beauty
I've ever known. What is your point, mister Spock?

Speaker 9 (49:17):
I love you, I can love you.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Kiss me.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
Yeah, your mind prospects appeared quite attractive to you A
moment ago.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
You don't really want to hurt me. Do you put
that thing away?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
No? I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (49:36):
It's painless and quick entry made by second Officer Spock.

Speaker 14 (49:44):
Possible we may have hit the wrong entry point.

Speaker 11 (49:46):
Yes very well, Captain cry again pleases you.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
What are you waiting for? Hurry bury the.

Speaker 11 (49:53):
Hatcher in appropriate choice of terms, Captain, keep ya kind
of hands off, just keep away.

Speaker 9 (50:02):
You're green body, got it?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
No?

Speaker 11 (50:06):
Wait, by all right, kitchens, all right, just because let
me get your.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Hands think and go anywhere.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
See the projectile at one night, get below or take command.
Ice out are beauty, I am substantial. You are not
imagining this.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
Party going? What are we doing to each other?

Speaker 12 (50:39):
I've enjoyed it, believe me, mister Swart.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
It was painful in more ways than one. Ice Out
weapons rock something.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
I've seen a part of myself no man should ever see.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
I don't know why I have not been infected.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Here, mister spot from both of us.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Let's put that one away for a while.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Okay, please gimme work.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
I got about that all right, Age seventeen on the
ball and m Joe get joy at.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
Get back to star Trek.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
Yeah, I'll I'll probably won't get that out of my head.
For a while, Jimmy always wanted to hear that Jean
Roddenberry's birthday.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
So there.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You think that for Jimmy, who loves Star Trek so much,
it would be sacrilegious.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
But I guess not.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Well, you don't know Jimmy like I know Jimmy. He's
pretty sacrilegious about anything.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
And that's right, nothing sacred.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
A Sure, there's some Star Trek fans.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
You heard that and they went, oh my god, I
missed that episode. How can I get a copy?

Speaker 6 (51:59):
There?

Speaker 9 (51:59):
You?

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Okay, here's a story about Tom Cruise. Apparently, getting Tom
Cruise on stage with Trump is a mission impossible, if
you'll pardon the punt. The Hollywood action hero reportedly shot
down an invitation from the President to be among the
twenty twenty five Kennedy Center hon a Reese Now. Trump

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unveiled a list of forty eight Kennedy Center Honors recipients
last week that included the glam metal band Kiss Yeah.
I've never really considered them a quote glam metal band.
Maybe they are Broadway star Michael Crawford, country music legend
George Strait, singer Gloria.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Gaynor, yes, I will survive.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
And in the film actor category, Stallone, who was also
on Trump's list of Special Ambassadors to.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
Hollywood, Yeah, him and Mel Gibson both yes.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
According to The Washington Post, the top gun Maverick star
declined the opportunity due to quote scheduling contents. That be
the case, or maybe it's because Tom Cruise had just
too many demands.

Speaker 16 (53:08):
Hello, this is Tom Cruise speaking.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Hi Tom, It's President Trump and I want to invite
you to the Kennedy Center Honors.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
It's a great opportunity.

Speaker 16 (53:16):
Okay, I'll do it on a few conditions. First, you
have to let me parachute onto the roof of the venue.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (53:20):
Then you have to let me repel down the side
of the building, then drive a motorcycle around the building
twelve times.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
Alrighty.

Speaker 16 (53:26):
Then you have to let me strap on a jet
pack and fly up to a helicopter that is hovering
over the venue.

Speaker 13 (53:32):
And then I'm just going to.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
Have Sylvester Stallone do it instead.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
Love that Tom Cruise laugh, don't you? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:42):
Yeah, you sound it like mister McGoo.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
I did you've done it again? Oh God? All right,
all right? Lakeworth Police Department reports here have night shift
officers who found a man asleep in an illegally parked
car in a handicap zone. That doesn't sound like anything
too dramatic. So far doesn't.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
When you say so far, I say, okay, Farsaul Harvey's
the rest story.

Speaker 9 (54:12):
Right right, good day. So they searched his vehicle. They
found illegal documents that didn't they don't belong to mister
sleepy head. They found forty two year old Matthew Smith
asleep in his car illegally parked in a handicap space,
and as the officers approached the vehicle in plane view,
they saw a meth pipe sitting in Smith's lap.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
He did myth and he's asleep.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
He smoked meth and he's asleep.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
Mike blamed the ambient.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Dude, yeah something, Yeah, maybe he countered it with another
drug or maybe his drugs were super bunk, which brought
up the question if this guy smoked meth, what is
he doing asleep? In case she didn't know, it doesn't
make you sleep, it makes you stay up for days,
several days on that stuff. Smith was detained. A search
of the vehicle revealed a gun and eighteen piece is

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of ID that included credit cards, debit cards, check none
of which belonged to Matthew Smith's surprise.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Surprise, surprise, all Lakeworth.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Cop set officers contacted several of the rightful owners and
confirmed the documents had been stolen during recent vehicle burglaries.
We've got quite a ring of criminals in this part
of the country that operate and try and rip people's
cars off.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
And some of them fall asleep doing that. Well, yeah,
because he rips people off so he can.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Buy the math.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
He was arrested charged with fraudulent use or possession of
identifying information, unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon
because he's done this before. And I certainly hope there's
plenty of narc charges as well. I can imagine they're
making them up right now.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Well, bo, it's that time of year again.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
The Lights Out Initiative from the National Audubon Society, Audubon
Texas and Texan by Nature is an educational campaign of
awareness and action to help project protect migratory birds by
turning off.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
Lights at night.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
Oh we do this every year, Yes, we do.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Texas is globally important for bird migration, nearly two billion
birds pass through Texas each fall and spring, and some
of them just fly towards buildings with bright lights at night,
especially in downtown areas. Birds can migrate thousands of miles,
some traveling up to sixteen thousand miles. Some birds travel

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at speeds of up to thirty miles per hour. Once
they get disoriented from the light, they can run into
a building and that's the end of their trip and
the end of them all.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Texans.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Businesses and residents are encouraged to turn off non essential
lights from eleven PM to six am during the fall migration,
which is now through November, so that birds can proceed
safely on their migratory journeys without smashing into something.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
And among the things.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
That are going to be out Reunion Tower and downtown
buildings in Dallas, Fort Worth and other cities.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
Well, you don't want guts all over your building day now.
We want to protect the birds, I know, except for
the edible ones.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Like the chickens. Chicken, they don't fly. As Alice Cooper
will tell you.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
That's a federal grand jury indicted New Orleans Mayor LaToya
Cantrell on corruption charges. Corruption in New Orleans politics, No,
who do you think you're trying to fool Shocker. The
federal investigation began in early twenty twenty four and led
to the incitement of a building inspector who allegedly conspired

(57:34):
to bribe Contrail with roughly nine thousand dollars in gifts.
I think he should have shot higher. Yeah, nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Nothing.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
You're gonna brib up a mayor.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
Make it count her former bodyguard, Jeffrey vapi At. Why
it's same vapy or it may be Vappi, which would
be even funnier.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
He was also indicted.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
He's accused of having an extramarital affair with Miss Cantrell,
the mayor, and using his relationship with her to defraud
the New Orleans Police Department as well. Again corruption in
New Orleans politics. You have got to be kidding me.
Never heard of it, shocker. I'm not going to believe it.
I'm not going to believe it. All right, coming up,

(58:20):
we got some tickets to go see Pantera. That's right,
Panda coming up on the ball and them shows, So
stand by and start smiling in Diland.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Thus, I think it's Rodney.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Rodney, Well, you're gonna win something to shut up and wait?
Damn god, sure, ain't this show? Dallas Forwards Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two vibe alrighty who on our Rodney
Carrington tickets.

Speaker 9 (58:48):
Lauren Brown from Flower Mound. I'm Brown from Flower Mount.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
He says to tell both of you thank you. He
loves you, and him and his wife are ready for this. Well,
we love you right back.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
It'll be a great show.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
Yes will be Yes. Rodney is just a genius. Isn't
it on a school ninth? Though? September fifth?

Speaker 8 (59:07):
Friday?

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Oh, it's on a Friday.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Six is a Saturday, So yeah Friday. Okay, we'll road
trip it to Fort Worth.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Dude, Let's go see my boy running and talk to
him in forever and he probably won't be able to
come in in time to be try and try.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
I actually even sent him a message through his Instagram.
I DMed him. I slid into his private messages.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
Oh, once you get into the private messages, you got
to get married.

Speaker 9 (59:33):
Be careful. Rodney might write a song about it.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
Oh yeah, and there's so many things that rhyme with
Anna that he could use to your detro don't.

Speaker 9 (59:45):
Help, don't help. It could be a hit too.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
And listen. I won't have to help it. It will just
happen whether I ask it to or not. By the way,
tomorrow is Aska Stuff Day. If you have a question
that you must have us look up the answer for
call the Ashy Stuff outline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
But now I would like to tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
About the twenty twenty five winner of the World's Ugliest
Dog contest. He's an adorable ugly ass champion after being
rescued from living in a crate in somebody's house. It's
only fitting that this dog is named Tunia, which sounds

(01:00:32):
like you're spitting Tuna. Two year old hairless French bulldog
mix appeared live on The Today Show alongside handler Shannon Nyman.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Mm hm, you want to see?

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Oh yes he does? Good Lord them my balls about
to pop out his head.

Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
Fuzzy Alien.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
In her victory three days after winning five thousand dollars.
What does a dog need five thousand dollars for treats?
The hand and people go okay, we'll take it, We'll
buy buy you some kind of you know, dog biscuits.
Comes Papperoni, Pupperoni.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Yeah, shout out this morning to Kate Wenley, a teacher
at R. L. Turner High School in Carrollton. She's now
in the running for five thousand dollars much like Petunia
for her classroom from iHeartRadio and Donors Choose.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
Kat was nominated by.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
A former student who says she was there for her
during a very dark period in her life. So thank
you so much to teacher Kat Wenley in Carrollton. Now
you can nominate your favorite teacher right now at lone
Star ninety two five dot com and just click on
the link for Thank a Teacher DOLLA.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Fourth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Deep
Playpole and Ian Gillen, Lead Purple singer of that band,
is eighty years old today today Today. Wow. Ian Gillen
is eighty years old today. And if I'm not mistaken,
we're supposed to have Glenn Hughes who was also with

(01:02:12):
Deep Purple, and I think he has a birthday this
week too.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
He does, and he has a new album coming out.
It was like September sixth, it's going to be.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
A year since we saw him at the Granada Theater.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Well, he's probably calling to promote that new album, hoping
some of you will go out and buy it, so
we'll see when we get a hold of him. Meanwhile,
let's talk some time wasters.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Here, all right, bo This is what we have up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
Ozzy Osbourne's Coming Home.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
That BBC documentary that followed the final months of Ozzie's life,
was set to premiere last night on the BBC, but
was pulled from the schedule at the last minute with
no explanation. Bow a BBC spokesperson says the film has
moved in the schedules and they'll confirm new broadcast.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Details in due course. As the British ships.

Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
Say, would we get damn good and ready?

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Filmed over three years, this documentary is described as an
intimate glimpse into the Osbourne families journey as they moved
from the.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
US back to the UK.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Meanwhile, production continues on a biopic on Ozzy and his
wife Sharon. Ozzy of course seventy six when he died
of a heart attack at his Buckinghamshire estate on July
twenty second. In other Ozzie news, the Birmingham's Aston Villa
Football Club or soccer Club as we know it here
side that the stadium where Ozzy and Black Sabbath did

(01:03:34):
their final show on July fifth, paid tribute to him
this past Saturday during their opening Premier League match, and
we have the videos of that tribute up on our page.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
If you want to check them out.

Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Oh cool.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Foreigner has announced that they're making their fiftieth anniversary with
their marking their fiftieth anniversary with a close set performance
at Ellis Island, New York, on September sixth, Ellis Island,
Foreigner get.

Speaker 9 (01:03:59):
It, uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
The performance is being filmed for a documentary set to
come out next year about Foreigner. The concert's going to
be live in front of a select crowd of only
two hundred and fifty people. Mobile devices will not be
allowed during filming, Waivers are going to be required, and
original lead singer Lou Graham is going to be fronting
the band for this event, along with some surprise guests.

(01:04:23):
Now here's Lou Graham on why he wants to continue
doing concert appearances with Foreigner.

Speaker 14 (01:04:29):
I'm enjoying it immensely, and I'm also doing it to
honor Mick, who also would be there if he was
feeling well enough, so I'm waving the original foreigner flag,
and that's my purpose for being.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
There, the original foreigner flag.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Foreigner with Kelly Hansen not Lou Graham will play Chalk
Talk Casino in Resorts Grand Theater October third and fourth,
and hopefully we'll have some tickets for that show. Rolling
Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has released another song off his
compilation Fearless Anthology nineteen sixty five to twenty twenty five.
Life Mother of Pearl has been released and we have

(01:05:03):
it up on our page. The full album will be
out September twenty sixth, and then last Friday, August fifteenth,
mark the fiftieth anniversary of the release of Rod Stewart's
sixth album, nineteen seventy five's Atlantic Crossing. Rod took to
social media to mark the milestone, saying this one album
really reminded me of why I fell in love with

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recording in the first place. Among the songs on that album,
Sailing one of my favorites. I don't want to talk
about it. Yeah, and also this old heart of mine,
and we have Rod Stewart's social media post up. Finally,
just because it's NFL preseason doesn't mean tempers won't fly.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
Bo Roberts, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Check out fans at the New Orleans Saints Jacksonville Jaguars
game getting into it this past Saturday.

Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
Oh, you got a rag on the Saints.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
Pro tip if.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
You're gonna fight, it might be a good idea to
keep your pants on. Checked out the video on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
I Must, I Must, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
We're about to sprout our.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Wings and fly away, but not forever.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
Oh, we'll be back tomorrow. Don't you worry.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
We'll be back tomorrow because tomorrow's Ask a Stuff Day,
the day where we learn all kinds of stuff, stuff
that we never thought was important, and most of it isn't.

Speaker 9 (01:06:24):
But still it's.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Fun to learn something that you didn't learn before. So
if you have a question, called the Ask a Stuff
Hotline right now two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred, leave your question there, we'll answer it on
the air. And to pick your ticket, we'll play Choose
your News, And there is a theme that's what the
calendar says. I'm not gonna tell you what theme is it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Just yet.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
I will tell you when I figure the time is
right for you to learn.

Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
Yeah, we'll find out tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
Okay, it's like having one extra hint to the answer. Yeah, exactly,
exactly good. Of course, you don't know what the theme is?

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
No, no, no, yeah, it could be anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
It could be big book.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
He'll spring it on us tomorrow around seven fifty aliens.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
I say, k koy the kai ko Kooi.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
That's what I hope.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
I see that in print somewhere about kokooy.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I'm gonna bring it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Imasted about the kokooi last night because of that Annabelle
popcorn bucket for the new movie.

Speaker 9 (01:07:29):
The Conjuring.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Oh, that is one scary popcorn.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Bucket, the new Conjuring movie.

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Huh. I don't want to ask how much it costs.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
It's probably fifty boxers.

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
Look at it is scared that what.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Yeah, annabel you've got to have one of those.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
I don't because you know she will come and kill
me in the middle of the night.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
No you won't, No, we won't let him. That is
the biggest bucket of popcorn I think of seen, right,
who are you gonna find eighty people to eat it
with you?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
I don't know by total strangers who are sitting around you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
Oh yeah, that could nothing could happen there, No, not
at all.

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
They've all washed their hands. They know hygiene.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
Well, you better hope they wash their games. If they
come in picking their nose and want to stick their
hand in you popcorn bugget you say, oh oh hail. No,
so we'll see you on the after show, and we'll
see you on the show Enough Show tomorrow where it'll
be aska stuff back.

Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
All right, let's.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Hit it and get it and we'll do our after
show and we'll see you on the show Enough Show tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
Right, it sounds good bye time